How To KILL A Fish - FASTEST & Most HUMANE WAY! (Bonus Gut & Fillet HOW TO)

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  • @AddictedFishing
    @AddictedFishing  5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    What's your favorite fish to eat?! 🤔🐟
    Watch more HOW-TO Videos Here: th-cam.com/play/PLlig7tUTrWvakl_qsqGsxVcgyOiAsLMnS.html

  • @conquerandwin
    @conquerandwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8185

    "Hit it between the gills and eyes" *Smokes it right in the eye*

    • @baniguy
      @baniguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Eddy Baller lmfaooooo

    • @flamer3869
      @flamer3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      @Apeman Commeth bruh go see a therapist

    • @SH-ht5uh
      @SH-ht5uh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      And dont wait and talk so much like he did before killing him

    • @skrunklyOwO
      @skrunklyOwO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @Apeman Commeth uhh that's kinda fucked up X'D like damn. that could count as animal cruelty but i'm not sure

    • @nils895
      @nils895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@skrunklyOwO I'm definitely sure it is.

  • @CedarPinesFieldGrove
    @CedarPinesFieldGrove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    I utter a nice little "sorry brother" before the bonk

    • @ripptydevibes2581
      @ripptydevibes2581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Sorry feels negative, thank you feels much better!

    • @CedarPinesFieldGrove
      @CedarPinesFieldGrove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@ripptydevibes2581 Hey I like that

    • @wishiniwasfishin8164
      @wishiniwasfishin8164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      As a sportsman I have taught my kids to offer thanks not just to fish but any animal we harvest for food.
      Total respect to the animal for giving its life so that we may eat!

    • @Eskii_NZL
      @Eskii_NZL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@CedarPinesFieldGrove i always thank the fish for providing a meal for me and my family

    • @socknetea
      @socknetea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Eskii_NZL same, even if I throw em back in, I always thank the fish for its time

  • @wyattyeetus3043
    @wyattyeetus3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    “Most Ethical way to kill a fish”
    “I’m gonna hit it one more time for good luck”

    • @pouletbidule9831
      @pouletbidule9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Well I guess he wanted to be sure that it's dead

    • @aenarionthepretender7010
      @aenarionthepretender7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@pouletbidule9831 no it was for good luck.

    • @pouletbidule9831
      @pouletbidule9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@aenarionthepretender7010 and to be sure it was dead :)

    • @jordy65056
      @jordy65056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And let it suffocate for 1 minute

    • @edemarkey1838
      @edemarkey1838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was About to post this like he said most humane, if the fish is dead why hit it again for no reason

  • @nanamontana2880
    @nanamontana2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    This video was so helpful. When I was young, my grandfather would take me fishing. He taught me everything about catching the fish, but not how to clean and filet them. He'd let me watch sometimes, but he didn't really explain what he was doing and he was so good at it and so fast it never really stuck to my brain. I fished with him all the way up until I was 20 and got married. He never did walk/talk me through the cleaning/fileting process. After he died, I was still in my 20's, I was reminiscing with my grandmother about fishing with him and how he never taught me to clean/filet. She told me it was because that was the hardest thing for him to do, all the guts and blood bothered him and he never could get used to it so he'd get that part done as fast as possible. I'm still amazed he fished and hunted when doing that bothered him so much.

    • @JaydenLawson
      @JaydenLawson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Awe nice memories. Sounded like a great guy

    • @TehPompkinHead
      @TehPompkinHead ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I like your grandpa, thanks for sharing that story

    • @3asianassassin
      @3asianassassin ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A lot of fishing and hunting is not blood and guts, even a day with no catch is great so long as you have the right mindset. I think it's pretty common and normal for people to not like the grisly parts of these sports, that's why so many fisherman are catch-and-release. Your grandpa sounds like a cool guy.

    • @Zildjian4411
      @Zildjian4411 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@3asianassassinI’m bout to go fishing I’m thinking ab just catching and releasin these catfish I’m just lazy 😂😂😂

  • @ordinaryextraordinary9484
    @ordinaryextraordinary9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3189

    I’d argue that listening to a TH-cam intro right before losing consciousness is probably the worst way to die

    • @yusriyahbagheri8843
      @yusriyahbagheri8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I risk that every time I sleep

    • @j.bivens8127
      @j.bivens8127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Underrated comment.

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yusriyahbagheri8843 yup lolol

    • @ordinaryextraordinary9484
      @ordinaryextraordinary9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mickeytollison Well, all I can say is probably heyy what’s going on ladies and gentlemen my name is [insert name here] and welcome back to another video

    • @theephantommenace
      @theephantommenace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or hearing the classic Super Mario Bros death theme jingle 😂

  • @tait8313
    @tait8313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    Guy: catches fish
    Fish: he'll probably release me its all cool
    Guy: okay guys this is how you kill a fish

  • @loganhelland4073
    @loganhelland4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    " How do you kill fish? "
    " *B O N K* "

    • @reflex3224
      @reflex3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO

    • @702johnny
      @702johnny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually lol'ed for that one. Primitive! Hit it with a rock.

    • @sd0384
      @sd0384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh the bonk part made me die lmao

    • @numba1punta110
      @numba1punta110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Bonking Process"

    • @mrtoise7320
      @mrtoise7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT FOUND IT FUNNY!

  • @stanieljimothy1308
    @stanieljimothy1308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    “Keep that fish hooked through the bonking process”

  • @protocl
    @protocl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    The salmon was like: stop talking and just kill me already!

    • @jws14
      @jws14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Protocl 🤣

    • @kokonutfruitgaming9109
      @kokonutfruitgaming9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like: I’m not ready to die yet! I have babies to hatch!

    • @bananahhh-_-993
      @bananahhh-_-993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kokonutfruitgaming9109 fish cant think that way. It's scientifically proven they aren't smart enough to have emotions

    • @changli5824
      @changli5824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bandit- I didn’t know that.

    • @protocl
      @protocl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bandit, we should still practice humanely ways to handle and dispatch them.

  • @swefress
    @swefress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I don't eat fish at all, but I do find the "Catch your own food and make it" a very noble and natural act.

    • @KodyMurray
      @KodyMurray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I wish more people had the same outlook on hunting as well

    • @swefress
      @swefress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@KodyMurray Many do not realise that the natural world follow a clearly obserable law: Eat, or be eaten. Your cat and dog follow the same routine as well. In fact, cats even play hunter as early kittens. They're born for it and I believe they feel awful and unnatural if they don't get to experience their instinct.
      I feel we often humanizes nature and their inhabitants. Our way of thinking does not need to translate to other animals.

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@swefress Pretty sure he was talking about the hunters who are only in it for the trophies on their wall

    • @yulles225
      @yulles225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@swefress my 2 cats go outside on our 10 acre property and hunt birds and mice and they are super happy cats

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yulles225 That's why cats are bad for the environment. They kill billions of native animals every year in the US alone. Idc about rats but I wish people didn't let their cats kill native wildlife. You do you but it's a pretty big problem in the US and especially in Australia.

  • @viixby9481
    @viixby9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    For those saying the blunt force is inhumane, a heavier hit with a stronger hit would be better, but fish are VERY weak to blunt force, unlike humans and other animals that can tank some head hits, fish are under water and due to their nature never hit their head.
    A hit will instantly disorientate the fish, stopping it from almost all pain, and generally knocking it completely asleep or dead instantly.
    This is more humane than a knife cut through the brain which creates likely a searing pain for about 1-2 seconds.
    Just because the fish stops moving doesn't mean it's instantly dead and can no longer feel.
    But just because a fish still twitches or moves doesn't mean it's alive or feeling pain.

    • @bretthallam7714
      @bretthallam7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Vegan vibes

    • @andresduarte7603
      @andresduarte7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanks for this info.
      will look up later.

    • @xdedamanex2799
      @xdedamanex2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Brett Hallam they’re justifying the way he killed the fish tho 🤔

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      A good few swift knocks to the noggin is what it needs, and this dude didn't do that. A stick doesn't work that well. Need a good rock or an iron/steel rod. This poor fish suffered a bit, between the extended time out of water before getting hit, the lack of enough force, and poor aim, the fish likely suffered more than it needed to. Yank it out of the water, once you know it's what's for dinner, knock the shi out of it.

    • @Samthebritishgent
      @Samthebritishgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mark Reaves I use a wooden priest ( the club not the religious figure )

  • @ArtItUpWithCarl
    @ArtItUpWithCarl ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As someone who never had these experiences in their life and is just starting fishing and trying to get into hunting this was an extremely helpful, thank you for the video you are doing a justice for those like me and those who simply want to get back to the basics of catching killing and processing your own food. We need more of this for sure.

  • @bobcatethan8919
    @bobcatethan8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I remember teaching my brother this technique and he took a rock and absolutely blasted a trout's head apart with a rock because he overestimated the strength of a fish head. There were no post catch shots of that fish.

    • @robertos7357
      @robertos7357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LOL BRO THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @joeharrison2160
      @joeharrison2160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think I was worried about that with my first few fish as a teenager and absolutely splattered some heads hahaha

    • @RedTailedfox551
      @RedTailedfox551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joeharrison2160 Well at least u know it's dead

    • @youngnutsack17
      @youngnutsack17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      guaranteed insta kill, smart kid.

    • @growingandgardeningwitheli503
      @growingandgardeningwitheli503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah... I had to kill a fish today and umm there was no head left... just mush

  • @ryanjordan1083
    @ryanjordan1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    TH-cam Recommendations: How to Ethically Kill a Fish.
    Video: Guy beating a fish with a stick.
    Not hating, just lol'd.

    • @christopherjames9843
      @christopherjames9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, it is pretty stupid. You can kill the fish a lot easier and quicker than that.

    • @B.c._angler
      @B.c._angler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is a faster method

    • @christopherjames9843
      @christopherjames9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@B.c._angler Cutting thru the spine with a knife takes a few seconds at most. You only do it once. Unlike beating a fish silly.

    • @declanfoley2403
      @declanfoley2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherjames9843 or just smash it off the ground 😂

    • @DarkSatan95
      @DarkSatan95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I prefer to take the knife and do a quick stab to the brain. it's pretty instant rather than beating it to death with a stick.

  • @metalinyourhead3604
    @metalinyourhead3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    A lot of people probably don’t like the fact you showed that clubbing process. But this is really important if you don’t want to make an animal suffer.

    • @Diddley_Squat
      @Diddley_Squat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I cut off the head before I gut it, and don't bash it at all. Is it less humane? I just put it in the sand, or grass so I can get a hold of it.

    • @JustinS1227
      @JustinS1227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael robert they still feel the pain as ur cutting

    • @Diddley_Squat
      @Diddley_Squat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JustinS1227 it's instant with a sharp knife. It would be like a guillotine, but it doesn't know what's go in on.

    • @timothybennett0313
      @timothybennett0313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Diddley_Squat no, the fish could still feel pain. Bashing it is instant

    • @Diddley_Squat
      @Diddley_Squat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timothybennett0313 I agree it would be better for sure, it's better than a throat slice like commercial meat. A bullet in the heart is better than that.

  • @adamw8469
    @adamw8469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I appreciate how you go through the details that other channels skip and take for granted that everyone “knows”.

  • @dimigian
    @dimigian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    I use a gun and a pillow

  • @jrrodriguez9933
    @jrrodriguez9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    This is actually an amazing introduction to the parts of fishing that make it amazing: that fisherman is not in a store buying frozen farmed fish: he's harvesting that fish himself, with his own hands, brains, skill. And he did a perfect job: the filets are perfect. Beautiful.

    • @patrickphelan2981
      @patrickphelan2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please for the love of fishing and the next generation of anglers and future huge trout practice catch and release always. Also, beating the poor oxygen breathing trout on dry land with a stick several times is more suffering. The fish can't breathe and now your slowly beating it with a branch. Just cut it's head off and gut and filet it and leave scraps for other wildlife. You probably shouldn't have made that video. Not a very helpful tip but filets de trout looked tasty and fresh. Tight lines keep rippin lips

    • @itsdarke1054
      @itsdarke1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@patrickphelan2981 I guaranteed you that cutting its head off is not the least painful route. After the first hit it's dazed, so fast its questionable if the fish even felt the first hit.

    • @sark4786
      @sark4786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@patrickphelan2981 don;t you have to kill the fish first? you said just cut it's head off, is that before or after killing it? becuase if you just take a knife to its head, that is a very inhumane way to kill a fish.

    • @e.t.preppin7084
      @e.t.preppin7084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excellent comment

    • @steakfilly5199
      @steakfilly5199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@patrickphelan2981 i guarantee this guy doesn’t kill every fish he catches

  • @thatoneguyinthecorner919
    @thatoneguyinthecorner919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    poor fish had to listen to his intro before he finally got to die, that ain't right.

    • @ramennoods4069
      @ramennoods4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Zy 35 Really? I’ve seen most people leave them in a cooler of ice.

    • @tottecelander9288
      @tottecelander9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      CasualSenpai yeah that is what is wrong they torture the fish before cutting the best way is ikejime

    • @specfei9895
      @specfei9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Zy 35 you mean chinese people?

    • @Ethanrielle
      @Ethanrielle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It took like 7 blows to finally get him fully stunned... this wasn't the cleanest of deaths O_o (and no, I can't count! I skipped school)

  • @cartfeli
    @cartfeli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    As someone who's planning on fishing on my own for the first time (well with people, but doing it all myself, if that makes sense), I found this video helpful, and it'll help my older children feel a little better as well. Thank you.

    • @bonniecreevy2642
      @bonniecreevy2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too. Although Bork at those guts. 🤮

    • @justaguy-e3w
      @justaguy-e3w 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How was you fishing trip?

    • @debypitou5467
      @debypitou5467 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did it go ?

  • @Cryo-15
    @Cryo-15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "My ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same?"

    • @akshayy_xd
      @akshayy_xd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ok WTF I have skyrim in the background running and I see this comment

    • @stizan24
      @stizan24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skyrim is for the Nords. Yet I play an Orc, and always join the imperials. I joined the stormcloaks once, and I found all the disposed jars in the basement of a keep and ot made me so sad. Especially because Jarl Bulgruf calls you freind.

    • @eddiemorris126
      @eddiemorris126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Death to stormcloaks

    • @stizan24
      @stizan24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @izzy B I meant Jarls. Jarl Elisif, Jarl Belgruf, all the Jarls that where for the empire and all thier children where in the basement of one of the keeps. It was sad because I consider Belgruf a friend and I betrayed him.

    • @alexryback8253
      @alexryback8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAH

  • @dulls8475
    @dulls8475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I am so bad at fishing all my fish die of old age.

  • @dannoss05
    @dannoss05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    In a parallel universe fish are doing this to humans...

    • @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094
      @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Remember the zoras from the older Zelda games? Before they weren't enemies...

    • @goSomewhereElse
      @goSomewhereElse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gonna give me nightmares bro

    • @anawfulperson
      @anawfulperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nine Tailed Fury what’s your point? Zoras are still friendly

    • @brandonknight6575
      @brandonknight6575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      in a perpendicular universe humans are doing this to humans

  • @fillup86
    @fillup86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Hey man! Appreciate this video. It's always good to show people how easy it is to dispatch a fish in a humane way, and to properly take care of the meat after you've harvested the animal. I learned how to gut a fish pretty much the same way, except for removing the gills entirely, since they can rot pretty quick. isn't that what you want to do for transport?? Other than that, nice work! Can't wait for the Coho to start running here in B.C!

  • @jodys.7272
    @jodys.7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The last fish I got was wearing a helmet...what then?

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      decapitate it like the french queen

    • @---Blue
      @---Blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Must be a special fish

    • @mikeheckman4995
      @mikeheckman4995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helmet laws suck!

    • @fix9291
      @fix9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just bonk it until his helmet breaks

    • @ahaok6245
      @ahaok6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @dylanbarth139
    @dylanbarth139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    We he said “through the bonking process” I died😂

  • @nlvkanada
    @nlvkanada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I used to shoot fish in the brain with a high powered pellet gun. It would kill the fish immediately, but the other fishermen thought I was crazy.

    • @TheThreatActor
      @TheThreatActor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you can poison the meat with that lead pellet if it stays in the fish for too long

    • @jacobsanchez6112
      @jacobsanchez6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Such bs why do you have to lie.i know your full of shit..

    • @noisaidno3520
      @noisaidno3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@TheThreatActor it's a fish, and those pellet guns are made for hunting small game.

    • @totenkopfan6296
      @totenkopfan6296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheThreatActor Lead from pellets, shot and bullets doesn't really leach in to the meat

    • @nlvkanada
      @nlvkanada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      xzen I would shoot the fish in the head. Unless I was eating their brains so I don’t have to worry about lead poisoning😂

  • @BeachMan2007
    @BeachMan2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I'm not a fisherman, and I probably will never utilize this skill. However, this is probably one of the best tutorials I have ever seen on TH-cam. Keep up the good work.

    • @connorglaze538
      @connorglaze538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did you end up here?

    • @BeachMan2007
      @BeachMan2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@connorglaze538 wish I could tell you. Too many beers and youtube's algorithm after I watched 30 survival shows, etc lol

    • @connorglaze538
      @connorglaze538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BeachMan2007 Yeeah been there, reminds me of the time I found myself stoned af watching a guy mow his lawn with a hand scythe at 2AM

    • @mikewatkins7618
      @mikewatkins7618 ปีที่แล้ว

      Story of my life! 😂

  • @Fg4.mendez
    @Fg4.mendez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I don’t even fish but this was pretty cool to watch and learn something lol

    • @sisgoleon
      @sisgoleon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neko Zonda Yeah I don't fish often but I love to watch fishing videos, Also where is your pfp from? I've seen it on discord before

    • @Fg4.mendez
      @Fg4.mendez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beto an artist called zankuro

    • @alejandrovasquez9668
      @alejandrovasquez9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blueridgeboy as a non fisher everything he explained looked simple and easy. It’s an informative idea that does it job right

    • @JUGGER-N0G
      @JUGGER-N0G 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your dead to me

    • @cerrtz5167
      @cerrtz5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice PFP Inheritor.

  • @kennethhorne7469
    @kennethhorne7469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Me: That’s not a Sockeye salmon...
    Dude: No, it’s a “Sock-it-in-the-eye” salmon.
    😂

    • @stevenwatson3562
      @stevenwatson3562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment.

    • @cjcampbell4799
      @cjcampbell4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when I was a sorter with a Bristol bay company in Alaska, and saw sockeyes going down the conveyor belt, I'd punch them in the eye if I was bored, sometimes as many as I could, just for entertainment. When I was questioned about it, I'd say SOCKEYE! and punch the head again. Nobody cared. The heads were thrown into the grinder anyway. Got a few laughs

    • @dimepieces6591
      @dimepieces6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Priceless

    • @CROWZ_joey
      @CROWZ_joey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenwatson3562 MY LORD ITS NOT UNDERRATED

    • @michaelvoorhees5978
      @michaelvoorhees5978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @slipperys0ap817
    @slipperys0ap817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    i’m just here to learn incase my perfect apocalypse plan ever needs to be used

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same! When the world-as-we-know-it-ends, I will know how to handle and prepare my own meals. I still won't actually know how to hunt or fish, but that's surely justna minor detail. I'll barter my prep-skills in exchange for someone else's catch/kill-skills! X'D

    • @cheesychildhooddancescool3378
      @cheesychildhooddancescool3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VengefulPolititron we’ll see what happens

    • @eat-lc5rx
      @eat-lc5rx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mood.

    • @samdobie6748
      @samdobie6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JS Sim Why not?

  • @georgeluke6382
    @georgeluke6382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Some guy with a bleeding fish might’ve been here.” - me before jumping into every future lake

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This was seriously one of the most efficient and informative videos on this I've ever seen! I've been fishing catch-and-release for most of my life, and I figured it was about time to start learning and getting myself geared up to properly kill and fillet a fish. Even here on TH-cam, I've seen lots of the bigger-name fishermen struggle to do this, so it's a god thing y'all have such a good video on it. I genuinely feel like I could go out and do this now. I'm sure it takes some trial and error in practice, but at least I have a solid idea of what to do.

    • @High_Lord_Of_Terra
      @High_Lord_Of_Terra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get a proper priest, don't tap it with a stick like this guy. One of the first things my dad taught me was to do it once, do it quickly.

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd recommend Vox's Ike Jime video to see a variation of this. You can use a spike rather than a blunt object

    • @lauraperry4238
      @lauraperry4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes fish die from the trauma, even when released, so you might as well eat it!

    • @jontest5718
      @jontest5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im in the same boat. 31 years old and catch and release my entire life. My biggest question was how does one kill a fish in the first place. Good video.

  • @jadenpopereese9466
    @jadenpopereese9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    It’s good to see that some professionals actually do care about how to do this humanly. Thanks for the vid, keep it up!

  • @Outbacklegend
    @Outbacklegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Dude: between eye and gills. Also that dude: hammers eye

  • @cassiuscarter2832
    @cassiuscarter2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    First time viewer, you definitely accomplished your goal in inspiring others to fish and be outdoors. I'm going fishing right now! Great video, all stuff I already know but my passion for fishing needs to be revitalized every once in awhile

    • @trynagetbanned8483
      @trynagetbanned8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make sure you bring your stick to beat the s**t out of the fish humanely lol

  • @jonathanwilson7724
    @jonathanwilson7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Pretend there's a cartoon "BONK" sound effect when he hits the fish. It will increase your enjoyment of this video by 78%.

    • @jackshipman9294
      @jackshipman9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would even argue that this increases enjoyment by 79%

    • @hajimenagumo2199
      @hajimenagumo2199 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I did already

  • @ohiosteel1850
    @ohiosteel1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Here in Cleveland we like to call that the Myles Garret....😅😪 lol

  • @Vypren
    @Vypren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Humane way to kill a fish
    Spends 1 minute and 30 seconds on the intro and a plug 😂

    • @null418
      @null418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gary Lee its

    • @Jalen_Ramseys_Burner
      @Jalen_Ramseys_Burner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fish can survive a surprisingly long time out of water

    • @matveisoykin4182
      @matveisoykin4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner That doesn't mean they're ok with painfully suffocating

    • @francisgoulet3888
      @francisgoulet3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gary Lee lol Gary don't be a fucking dick. He only said that so you understand the fish was not suffocating at this point. It's still a less cruel fate to die like this than getting eaten out alive by some predator, don't you think? Be wise enough to differentiate a mercy kill than simply being cruel omfg.

    • @null418
      @null418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gary Lee i said its not because they are neutral

  • @dylanagli1577
    @dylanagli1577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey thanks for making this video. It’s nice to have someone explain the whole process with no b.s. This is very helpful.

  • @guitarguru.3572
    @guitarguru.3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I usually use the tip of my filet knife quickly into the brain. My aim with a club isn’t so good.

  • @Nootson08
    @Nootson08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "so we wanna make sure we gut the fish in a nice clean environment so we don't get sand and dirt on the eggs"
    *proceeds to gut the fish on the ground and lay the eggs on the sand and rocks*
    lmao

    • @greenbeancasserole9402
      @greenbeancasserole9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @EndelPepsiMan
      @EndelPepsiMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LuminousSteel this is the definition of a 5 year old trying to burn someone in youtube

    • @redpepper876
      @redpepper876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EndelPepsiMan well he has more likes than you do

    • @EndelPepsiMan
      @EndelPepsiMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redpepper876 does that change anything

  • @tmartyf3177
    @tmartyf3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    7:45 - 7:50 - the fish looks at the camera like "Bruh"

    • @NNuclearWinter
      @NNuclearWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣😂😂☠💀👻💀

  • @charlesa3374
    @charlesa3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Interesting video. I thought you would immediately cut out the gills, as I was taught, for a quick dispatch. Hitting the fish on the head was reserved for much larger fish in order to make it easier for the angler to continue dressing the fish and removing terminal tackle. Good video.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So then you were taught to cut the gills and just let em quickly bleed out then? I was always taught either to whack them or stab the knife directly into the brain

  • @ayush612
    @ayush612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Video title reads: How to ethically kill a fish after it has almost died from suffocation.

    • @javi9104
      @javi9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      fish can last hella long out the water homeboy wasnt close to suffocating

    • @easyscience4749
      @easyscience4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@javi9104 3 minutes

    • @francisgoulet3888
      @francisgoulet3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@easyscience4749 lol my guy, some can last for hours under the sun

    • @alexoherlihy4782
      @alexoherlihy4782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@easyscience4749 the Flounder I catch can keep alive for 24 hours if you keep them cool

    • @easyscience4749
      @easyscience4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@francisgoulet3888 Depends on the fish

  • @randiwalker2928
    @randiwalker2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You had me at “bonking process” lol

  • @Aragnam
    @Aragnam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I've never searched anything related to this; why is it being recommended?

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been looking at different peoples techniques to clean a fish and this seems to be the best way I've seen so far. It was so perfect and clean

  • @TheEverLovingOutdoors
    @TheEverLovingOutdoors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how you knocked the shakes out of the fish. I do the same thing. If you whack it like a …… and its doing the shake whack it again. Yes sometimes you will break it's skull in but it's how it's done. Great video!!! I see a lot of fish alive on stringers.

  • @jarellano4395
    @jarellano4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I do it american me style.
    "Dont look at me lil puppet"

  • @Ok16Go
    @Ok16Go 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “Aim for the back of the head” hits it right on the nose hahaha poor fish

    • @USRM1810
      @USRM1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't feel pain so it's fine

    • @KaianSoKewl
      @KaianSoKewl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      super adan plush can too

    • @pjanoo6973
      @pjanoo6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@USRM1810 it definitely does but only for like 1-2 seconds so its pretty trivial.

    • @GiSmokee
      @GiSmokee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pjanoo6973 fish actually dont have the brain receptors to fell pain. They do however have natural instincts to know when somethings not good, hence why the flop around when you grab them. Its actually quite interesting when u learn about their biology.

    • @kozma9736
      @kozma9736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GiSmokee actually a study in portugalia showed that actually fish feel pain and can suffer

  • @zumedanzell
    @zumedanzell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You've been the best fishing channel for a novice fisherman trying to get back into it again, thanks a bunch!
    This video was exactly what I was looking for (how to kill a fish effectively on-site), and I found that plus everything else I needed to know.
    'Preciate it.
    +1 follower

  • @peanutwarrior1170
    @peanutwarrior1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Another video:
    "I'll use my technic of Ikejime to kill the fish"
    This video:
    "I'm gonna beat this fish with a stick."

    • @TheMetalkon
      @TheMetalkon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was expecting a knife in the brain or something haha

    • @ricotoffen822
      @ricotoffen822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Je shouldve put on a unibrow and a caveman costume

  • @quincyseis813
    @quincyseis813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you for making a video like this I’ve seen some people just let them suffocate and it’s messed up we gotta respect nature and our fish!! We caught a nice Steelhead yesterday and it was delicious with potatoes and corn! The North fork of the Feather River closed today but we will be hitting the lakes! Fish on!!!

  • @k824-n1j
    @k824-n1j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hits it twice in the head, “one more just for good luck” lol

    • @camronbitzer3159
      @camronbitzer3159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @yndylan2102
      @yndylan2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like damn I was gonna say that but what's good luck through it in the cooler with salt ice and water put it under there

  • @YourWeeklyVGames
    @YourWeeklyVGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Were gonna want to do this in a nice, clean place so we dont get rocks and dirt all in the meat"
    *Places fish right on rocks and dirt*

    • @jumbo785
      @jumbo785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @nattylite-fishing7499
    @nattylite-fishing7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That's why I fish with hand grenades. It's a two for one deal of catching and quickly killing

    • @arsenic410
      @arsenic410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humane and American the true ways of a fisherman😂

    • @bentalley7277
      @bentalley7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and guts them. plus, the explosions 'are quite satisfying

  • @tavionharris7314
    @tavionharris7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Other salmon: *casually swimming*
    *Dead salmon’s throat floating*
    Other salmon: *gauges in to see what it is* OHHHH SHIT!!!
    *Hook with a bait plops in water*
    Other salmon: *gauges in to see what it is* Oh dope!

  • @mustangthekitten7765
    @mustangthekitten7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The best way: “BE FREE: * spikes fish onto bolder”

  • @natemoss7437
    @natemoss7437 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was very helpful as I’m trying to get back into fishing 👍🏾

  • @FORDEVR
    @FORDEVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Most efficient way to kill a fish.....or is it the most “E-fish-ent” way.😂

    • @AP-ew9de
      @AP-ew9de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @FORDEVR you deserved more likes bro, idk what these people are doing

    • @FORDEVR
      @FORDEVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alec Palander thx bud. It’s a curse.🤓

    • @danielmarin3420
      @danielmarin3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dad joke

    • @oz9063
      @oz9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

  • @aleccross3535
    @aleccross3535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    1:37 AM and I'm watching a dude gut a fish.

  • @justacloud3374
    @justacloud3374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Addicted Fishing: I'll show you
    how to kill a fish in the most humane way
    The Ikejime method: Hold my sake (japanese beer)for a moment...

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just A Cloud sake is a Japanese rice wine, you might be thinking of Asahi, which is a Japanese beer 😉

    • @justacloud3374
      @justacloud3374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KingdomOfApple aha indeed😁

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KingdomOfApple who needs to know that? Japan=sake

    • @oscallibur5597
      @oscallibur5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weeb

    • @xestupido295
      @xestupido295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jameson Oof The thing with Ikejime is that it should be done on fish already dead as what it does is it actually severs the nerves from the spine releasing tension in the muscles resulting in a more tender fish traditionally for sushi or sashimi. But if you did it while it was alive still all you would be doing is paralysing the fish.

  • @steviewoo9876
    @steviewoo9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when I was growing up my father was a great fisherman; especially deep sea...he would often put the fish he'd caught in the kitchen sink if we were having them that day.. and if I knew I would stop up the sink n run water over them.. he'd come in figuring they were ready to cook only to find them swimming around in the water!..and I loved mullet for breakfast..kids at school would tease me about smelling it on me and we'd laugh.. I've always loved seafood..and it's so healthy!.. thanks for the videos... I enjoy watching n learning

  • @mikenaples4046
    @mikenaples4046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “The bonking process.” Is that the technical term? Pretty funny.

  • @bryanneihouse7391
    @bryanneihouse7391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you for posting this. Never had the chance to learn, but this was very helpful. I appreciate the time put into it !

    • @justpassinthru1191
      @justpassinthru1191 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are all of you little girls from another planet? "Hit it with a stick" was educational to you? Do you research how to kill house bugs? I'm gonna go puke

  • @aidanistoxic8112
    @aidanistoxic8112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I’m waiting for the “ThAt’S aNiMaL aBuSe.” Comment

  • @Tylerosaurusrex
    @Tylerosaurusrex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was super useful! Thanks for the information and the technique sharing. I always carry a small boning knife in a hard plastic scabbard when I fish and if I get a keeper (Salmon or Trout) I give it a firm whack with the tang of the knife against the head on a hard surface, then separate the spine through the gills just like you showed. If you're going to harvest fish have the decency to minimize the suffering of the animal before you eat it. Good work! And keep it up, you've got a viewer for life in me.

  • @AccountTake3
    @AccountTake3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Buy yourself a small steel mace, that’s a little more effective even than a branch

    • @Diddley_Squat
      @Diddley_Squat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a small fish a twig would work

    • @Zugspitze43
      @Zugspitze43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steel is too hard, will crush the head and he'll bleed all over your boat. I use a mini louseville slugger, its like 16 inches long and works every time, first shot. But I do agree the branch is a little wimpy haha

    • @chasingthefish9042
      @chasingthefish9042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use a 20lb sledgehammer seems to do the job....

    • @shanghunter7697
      @shanghunter7697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chasingthefish9042 A little overkill there brother :) Good luck fishing this spring.

    • @johnvanegmond1812
      @johnvanegmond1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I eat a lot of sunfish. I thwack them in the head with a tablespoon and then scale them with it. Takes a few seconds to scale and then I cut the head off.

  • @tango-bravo
    @tango-bravo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great job and great attitude. Quick, clean, efficient and humane. Keep up the good work! 🎣

    • @waterboy8999
      @waterboy8999 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah OK Stevie.

    • @tango-bravo
      @tango-bravo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waterboy8999 not stevie

  • @leelotungal819
    @leelotungal819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I shoot mine up in the air with a pumpkin cannon, then my friend flies his F-15 fighter jet into it, knocking the fish a couple hundred miles north Towards the cold mountain peaks where I’ll be waiting with my catchers mit and a 50 caliber Desert eagle to finish her off. But whatever works for you

    • @USRM1810
      @USRM1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na mate, I just shotgun it

    • @michaelsandel8101
      @michaelsandel8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      super adan plush cringe

    • @novaenricarter705
      @novaenricarter705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelsandel8101 Saying something is cringe? *Cringe*

    • @mh-53pavelow69
      @mh-53pavelow69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Novaenri Carter Saying “Saying something is cringe? *Cringe*” *CRINGE*

    • @mh-53pavelow69
      @mh-53pavelow69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Novaenri Carter also after replying I noticed that cringe is for some reason fuckin spelled weird

  • @Aethelvlad
    @Aethelvlad ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well done, that was very clean and quick.

  • @is7911
    @is7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I just hope no fishes were harmed in the making of this video..

  • @Thekmalone82
    @Thekmalone82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I dont leave my lures in, I accidently broke my favourite lucky lure by hitting it with a stick.

    • @at-ge5te
      @at-ge5te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wasn't so lucky then eh?

  • @vegtamvanderveg
    @vegtamvanderveg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Just do like Gollum in the LOTR

    • @KKIcons
      @KKIcons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      with the little song and everything lol

  • @bingbongbang8895
    @bingbongbang8895 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jordan is the most natural teacher I've seen. Some people just know how to convey information so that it makes sense. Doesn't talk down, just pure information. Thanks J. Now I'm headed to the South Platte to fool some trout. (More likely, they'll fool me!)

  • @fishmonkesus
    @fishmonkesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *"one more just for good luck"*
    Love this guy

  • @dawnnight5955
    @dawnnight5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    1rod1reelfishing: lets kill it the humane way
    *slams it in the floor*

    • @holycrusader7965
      @holycrusader7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *face palm*

    • @professorcopperstein2773
      @professorcopperstein2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, yes. The Gollum method

    • @piggypoo
      @piggypoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happy birthday to the ground

    • @Michael_McMaster
      @Michael_McMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol but it’s effective

    • @Nebraska60
      @Nebraska60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s the same blunt force method. He usually one shots those fish.

  • @ramamlyhandsomy
    @ramamlyhandsomy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "taking good care these eggs here" places them on some rocks lmao

  • @mikewatkins7618
    @mikewatkins7618 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good clear tutorial on filleting! Thank you!
    I learned from a guy that usually used an electric carving knife. If my memory isn’t really off, seems like he was taking about 10 seconds per fish. And after cutting the filet away from the backbone but before he severed it from the tail, he flattened it out on his table skin-side down and also used the knife to remove the skin. This was on large-mouth bass in the 2-4 lb range.

  • @nathanielriesterer9103
    @nathanielriesterer9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I need a better filet knife.
    I literally was just trying to do this hours ago. Thanks!

  • @thegreeenmnm
    @thegreeenmnm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Him: *so that it doesn't suffer at all*
    Also him: Films a one minute intro with him drowning and a hook through his head

    • @rupincr6082
      @rupincr6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol idiot. Drowning? U have no clue what you’re talking about. Fish can survive out of water for a while.

  • @rockstarg57
    @rockstarg57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:48 fish looks at the camera like "why y'all aint help me?"

  • @erikaj2910
    @erikaj2910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for this video! I’m a girl trying to teach myself and I’m so thankful for 101 videos like this.

  • @justinrushing
    @justinrushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:27 my circumcision doctor

    • @tunafish259
      @tunafish259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @ishamatic4332
    @ishamatic4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No idea why so many people hate on this method. It’s definitely one of the most humane ways to do it. Lots of people don’t even knock the fish out before cutting the gills, or they just toss it in a bucket after they catch it to slowly die

    • @ave.original9345
      @ave.original9345 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can understand why cutting the gills first; hearts still pumping so the process of bleeding out will likely be accelerated and still a quick death. But I agree with you, letting a fish slowly suffocate instead of immediate dispatch is pretty barbaric

  • @Knivess
    @Knivess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "this side is a little bit more difficult of a side" Proceeds to flawlessly cut the more difficult side (better than the first)

  • @maddieempey2173
    @maddieempey2173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After reading the comments you can tell how many of these people don’t actually fish. This is way better than throwing them on the shore to suffocate while you keep fishing

  • @ScryptureSofBlack
    @ScryptureSofBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Once your done with the bonking process” 😂😂

  • @yaboijardo2319
    @yaboijardo2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You'll want to keep the fish hooked during the bonking process" top kek

  • @RastaBuddz
    @RastaBuddz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nicely done hopefully get to see it in person. On Sunday when we get into some fisheys

    • @CedarPinesFieldGrove
      @CedarPinesFieldGrove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am most envious of your impending trip, sir. I'd hoped to get out for a few hours Sunday as well, but life is interrupting, as it does. Enjoy!

  • @makkurenn8664
    @makkurenn8664 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you so, so much! I had gotten the general idea from other videos, but your detailed and step-by-step recording made it very clear. I had done some research on 'ikijime' and the tools sometimes use, but was NOT confident I could pull that off on any given fishing trip. Now I'm more confident that if I go fishing with my boyfriend or family I can humanely dispatch the fish for some tasty meals. Thank you again! 😀👍

  • @gamesofcontent
    @gamesofcontent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Who's your stick guy? He must be over charging if that little stick is all you could afford. lol

  • @banistvanlevente9152
    @banistvanlevente9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In a parallel universe:
    Fish: How to kill a human- FASTEST & MOST FISHY WAY!

  • @Ps3luvr260
    @Ps3luvr260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Imma give it one more for good luck” legendary 😂

  • @takackman9325
    @takackman9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's called Ikejime, it's a japanese methodology for preserving fish. It is a five step process
    1st step: you nailed it, you bash/stab the brain to prevent any further stress
    2nd step: also nailed, but you cut the gills on both sides
    3rd step: you missed, you wanna cut the artery in the tail
    4th step: you also missed, you want to insert a small metal rod into the spinal column that you opened with your tail cut
    5th and final step: submerge the fish in a cold water/ice bath to completely stop the cellular breakdown processes
    If you want it sushi-grade, find a market with a -80 freezer and have them store it for an hour, this process won't damage the meat, but it will kill off any parasites that may be hiding in the flesh.
    Congratulations, your fish will now hold its delicious flavor, preserve longer and even enhance over time like aged steak. (I'm talking like 2-3 weeks in a fridge it will be fine if you did it correctly and will not have a fishy odor at all.

    • @nathanswanson6761
      @nathanswanson6761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way he did has been done for a long time in this fishery in the PNW and in Alaska

  • @emil-cu5mw
    @emil-cu5mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me after watching this video: yea so I’m a surgeon now

  • @TheMilkmanCometh
    @TheMilkmanCometh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "How to Ethically Kill a Fish" -Talks for 5 minutes while the fish is struggling for air
    Edit: struggling for oxygen

    • @triplecrownwinner6897
      @triplecrownwinner6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @absolutjackal
      @absolutjackal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well oxygen. If it was struggling for air it wouldn’t have been struggling on the bank would it?

    • @TheMilkmanCometh
      @TheMilkmanCometh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol well played.

  • @fishhunter3
    @fishhunter3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    FYI - The "coagulated blood" along the spine is the kidneys. Good video tho.

    • @firstnamelastname8386
      @firstnamelastname8386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great info . Sorry but I'm a grammar cop... *are
      😇

    • @geminirox8635
      @geminirox8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      blood is singular, so it is "is"

    • @Diddley_Squat
      @Diddley_Squat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geminirox8635 kidneys are plural.

    • @geminirox8635
      @geminirox8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Diddley_Squat doesn't matter. the subject is singular

    • @Jubawub
      @Jubawub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah the subject of the sentence is "the coagulated blood" so the proper term would be "is". "kidneys" is the object noun not the subject noun