Puppetry In The First Degree
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- Stephen talks about last week's non-surrection. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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"I know what news network you watch". Brilliant🤣😂
I'm a cyclist, and sadly, I have hit the deck on easy stops as well, it happens, pedal cages (which Joe was using), SPD or other cleats can turn you into a first-time rider, much quicker than you thought, especially if there are cars that stop in front of you or a camera-person in your stopping zone. We've all done it, Joe, no worries, glad that you are okay!!
its was the pedals... riiiight.
I was telling people this too... they were like he is uncoordinated, and i'm like, I rode a bike with one of those in high school, when i was on the varsity wrestling team, and i still fell because of that pedal cage.
@@ghostsintheforum Ever ride a bike with toe clips/pedal cages? Do you know what toe clips are?
Do you know what facts are? Oh wait...
always rode a bike to work, it happens you fall sometimes ffs but not like that lol
@@ghostsintheforum well it's always somebody or something besides them😂
"oh, we know" i could feel jon stewart's soul in that line
THANK YOU! Triumph is the best. More, more, more! Best way to keep him alive. Big up to Conan and his past crews. Cheers to comedy and information.
This is why I love Stephen, faced with controversy he doesn't run from it. He leans into it.
It's called having the media having your back. Roll on November
@@philbright7389 that's even worse: the Orange Baboon was a bonafide card-carrying member of SAG yet nobody, not even Hollywood, backs him up. Pathetic.
@@philbright7389 Who are you trying to convince?
What else is he going to do? Durrrr.
@@Ultimaton100 kids of ukraine thank you for the gift of daily russian bombs. Go you. And kids of USA thank you for the fuel poverty. Thank fuck its not winter. You know how many lives youve cost. Course not just laugh at the man who validates your lies. So funny. Haha
Btw tucker 450k views just yt already about this. Love it love it.
Lmao….”I came up with the word conveyer belt”, What a time to be alive.😂🤣😂🤣
That one was too edited. Cut off mid sentence, they shouldn't have to do that he says dumb shit all the time.
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And ‘Hamberder.’
Didn’t he also invent ‘fake’ and so many other words. What a wordsmith. Pity he can’t United States of America without his teeth getting in the way.
Wanna bet he can't even spell conveyer belt?
"Misappropriation of an old Conan bit" has got me rolling.
@Donald Thorpe Which specific incident are you referring to?
I was silent ALL weekend waiting to hear from Colbert himself. It’s funny but you can sense his frustration.
😂😘😂
Tick, tick, tick
he is embarrassed as he should be. They should have had proper clearance and not come back after they were told to leave. It was after hours and all
@@TXpatriate they were asked to leave and came back!
You got to love the irony of Democrats talking about puppets 😂😂😂😂..it's rich. Can I please get Kamala to tell me about Ukraine again...well it's a country ,in Europe,....😂
@@jg8464 100%. It's ok if the left does it
"If you don't know what that reason is, then I know what news network you watch"
Lol that's great!
I love how he conveniently leaves out what they were actually detained and processed for since it's the same reason several of those clueless Jan 6 bystanders got busted for and are still paying for. Glass houses my friends.
I watch Fox News.
@@saulnpepa5699
"clueless bystanders"
That's cute. My 9yo knows better then to bring bs that flimsy to an adult.
@@saulnpepa5699 yea wrong, they never even went in the Capitol building soon not the same 🤮 lies always with you people
TFG: *" I will never ride a bicycle!"*
And all the bicycles rejoiced.
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That was a great comment
It's traumatic just visualizing that!
"We were pretty sure before. But we appreciate him making it official."
- Spokesbike.
YeeeeeY
"Build Bike Better" - that's pretty darned clever. Actually chuckled aloud at that one.
CHORTLE CHORTLE get your next booster real quickly
Hahaha 🤣
LMAO "you've known these words for years, it's how you eat dinner" (referring to conveyor belt)
“it’s really conan’s fault” just got me for some reasons i’m crying laughing
Me too 🤣
For a traitor that told his men to storm the capitol that day.. I wonder if we’ll see an insurrection committee on the patriot Stephen Colbert?
cause we're old lol
@@yjwrangler7819 fair enough
Damn you Coco!!!!
Conservative media’s predictable reporting on Biden’s bike incident over the weekend missed a crucial contextual perspective, namely that a recent US President attempting to ride a bike is progress-the last one was still learning how to drink water from a bottle and not to get toilet paper stuck to his foot.
Saw a photo of the last 5 presidents riding bikes, it was 4 photos, because trump has never ridden a bike.
Not to mention having difficulty WALKING down a ramp.
LMFAO
Bet he still can't close an umbrella. Vote, America, vote!
And Drumpf needs two full hands to drink from a little cup.
Even IF they were in the capitol itself, I am absolutely sure puppets are allowes there. Saw Pence there ALL the time! :'D
Given that Pence famously refused to be Trump's puppy on that particular day, the equivalence seems a bit strained.
HaHa!
Goes to show just how hypocritical you all are. Just jail people for political differences.
Change you party name to fascist.
@@nunyabusiness3666 So who are you talking about? The "Lock her up crowds"? Who is hypocritical? Btw. a political prisoner is something different than someone imprisoned for a political crime. :P
@@andreask.2675 Every political crowd has thier crime they accuse the other side of doing. That's typical.
I'm talking about a huge hypocrite who cries every night over people at capital who were arrested, then sends his own staff to do the exact same thing and gets them arrested for the exact same crime.
If you don't see that as laughably hypocritical than your beyond help.
Pure genius comedy writing.
I’m 61 and been riding a bike as a car since 2003. I’m also a professional driver, for over 30 years. I’m a LMT as well. I’ve seen clips of Joe riding before. He does a great job. I have been told to use clips or cages. I never did, because I knew I would crash with them. Even if I got really good at riding with them, I knew with all my years experience of driving with traffic, that I would wreck with them! I won’t take a chance with them. And from the simplest accident, some people can really mess up their body, especially if they are not in shape, or all their muscles are too tight. He fell, he got up, he’s fine! He’s in great shape!
He is almost 20 years older than you. And what type of great shape? Physically or mentally?
Agreed and well said!! I've ridden with clips for years and I still get paranoid about slips like this. Happens to lots of cyclists of all ages and skill levels for sure.
Wow delusions are running raiment lately
shimano has 2 types of clipless - you can check for "sh 56 vs 51" 56 are much easier to get out of if you want to try
Both. You are not mentally fit.
It took 20 years, but Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is finally on the authorities radar. That's a relief!
👊🔥🔥✌
I keed!! I keed!! You’ll never see an un-insurrectionist like me!
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He should do a reenactment of the arrest with other puppets ! And use Johnny cash music for all of it.
I'm in my 30's and did a half iron man last year... I've fallen off my bike due to toe clips more than once since then. It's not that big a deal.
@Thad - Ya but if a Republican fell off his bike, CNN would be running a special report followed by an impeachment hearing. I think that's the sad part.
Toe clips have always not been that great. Get some bike shoes with SPD clips. You simply push your shoe to cip into the pedal and if you fall you just pull sideways to remove your foot.
I mean, congrats…?!
"I will never, ever ride a bicycle."
Maybe the first thing Trump said that I 100% believe.
Millions of bikes sighted with relief !! 😅
Is he capable of riding a bicycle ?
💯😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, I believed him when he said he wanted to date his own daughter. It was completely on-brand.
@@mariegarside8830 the art of the wheel - DT , ‘24.
"I will never ride a bicycle."
It would be hilarious to see Donnie try to go three feet without faceplanting!
Just getting on one he’d face plant!
*A perfect outline of his manly make-up on the pavement of his face. A Florida 'Shroud of Turin' that will be gawked at by the true believers*
I think his crippling bone spurs would stop him from participating in any cycling events. And the fact, his McDonalds grease-filled system would give him an instant heart attack. Actually, let's buy him a bike and get him to ride it. If we offer a million quid for him to cycle a mile, he'd die, so it'd be a million well spent.
He'd barely go an inch before faceplanting.
I doubt if he could even ride a Big Wheel.
Speaking of puppets, Colbert is ONE for CBS....
Stephan is on fire! Love this report!
Excellent monologue. This is why Stephen wins awards -- there's a lot packed into several minutes.
Bot.
@@glenbolderson9279 I never give commentary on politics. I never realized how bullshit this is. Thank you, you are doing Gods work.
He's funny if you watch him on mute
@@karankapoor2701 Whatever. Maybe you're the bot 🤣👎
@@glenbolderson9279 Nope -- 💯 human
In their defense, they've had some recent trouble with people looking to poop on something there.
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Good one
Oh $h!t! It was bad enough on 1/6
Cheers!
Thank You Mr. Colbert!!!
News articles: Robert Smigel arrested
Colbert: “nah Triumph got arrested”
I wouldn’t be surprised if Republicans set up a committee to investigate the puppet.
Ill take that bet
Another triumph in their quiver.
Oh it’s coming. Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi!!!
Shush! Don't feed them ideas.
Oh, PLEASE DO. I wanna hear Triumph say "and they say I'M the puppet..."
I can't help laughing at the fall, as it brings memories of the many times I've got caught by the cleats. I admire the quickness of his response. I just die a little each time it happens to me. :-)
I find falling funny as heck. But he’s so old. It just hurts my belly .
I hope to be still that active at his age...Never mind running a nation while trying to clean up the mess left by an orange elderly toddler as well.
haha "you admire the quickness of his response" (these have to be bot accounts? I refuse to believe human beings can shill this hard 😂😂)
@@cappy2282 unfortunately a lot of people can shill this hard.
@@attananightshadow Seems to be the case but I just can't bring myself to believe it. (Might lose faith in humanity)
Triumph--I've watched a few of his bits over the years and there is only one word to describe him---and it's not insurrection! It's silliness!
I can't believe they actually tried to compare the two, fox news viewers are truly gullible and to stupid to know they're being mislead
How dare you downplay the assault on our beloved congressmen!
@@MrGgabber that’s why globally, all nations have become tolerant of the lies we have been bombarded with and see it as the new normal! I’m at a loss for words also!
@@jdmarti100 His sense of humor is not for everyone. I consider myself low-brow. I hope we do agree it's not insurrectionist. That is that Triumph is not insurrectionist. I definitely think Jan.6 was insurrection.
@@debbybridge7064 Yeah, January 6th, 2021 definitely wasn’t - glad we all agree!
"Fat Joe, you call it"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man who needs a sippy cup to drink water has the nerve to chastise someone else's motor skills.
Good one
The guy with highest core and fuel inflation has the nerve to only work 6 hrs I week I'm guessing. What a joke.
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@@philbright7389 Fox news right? Yeah, gotta be otherwise you might actually know what's driving the issues of costs going up WORLDWIDE. But ya know, blame it on JB
@@HandyMan657 You know the funny thing? In the UK Bojo is getting a ton of flack for the gas prices without any sort of help and deservedly so. Democrats are bending over backwards to defend biden with gas prices when he should also be doing more.
Just a funny thought, bojo is our right wing leader, yours is centrist.
I'm rambling now but if anything ever screamed how right wing American politics is, this is it.
I know trump lies a lot. but when he pledged to never ride a bike, I gotta admit, I believe him.
He's too busy enacting that "30 day plan to wipe ISIS off the face of the earth"
His lies were minor compared to the manufacturing and whole sale push of collusion which the left invented and quid pro, not to mention the fake Kavanaugh rapes. Then there was the fact that Carter Page was completely innocent as well as Papadopoulos. Then there was the doxxing of Trump supporter and minor Nick Sandmann. Trump was crude and blunt but there was no excuse for what the left wing system did to him, his associates, and how they demonized half the nation that supported him. Worse, is that they are still at it today and have millions of duped followers that still believe the lies they pushed. It's corruption at it's finest.
Trumplicans can't get over that Joe Biden got off a bike and fell. Their guy can't even ride a tricycle.
Only truth #45 ever told
Lmao, even ur avatar looks like it needs a bath.
Can we talk about how scary it is that multiple big news organizations released the story that way? How can they get away with it?
You’re so confused. Read the actual stories instead of just believing colbert
“Stephen Colbert is a Karen” 🤣🤣🤣
WOWW The Land of Make Believe.. I haven't seen those images in probably 30 years. That brought back some cool memories.
Having the kitty puppet, the most mild mannered of puppets, threatening to put electricity on his nipples was alarming and hilarious.
"So neutral he's neutered."
"Dracula rules - must invite him in."
"The vast conspiracy of the rubber Rottweiler."
"The responsibility lies with Putin's puppet."
"Flip a coin, Fat Joe you call it."
Big Raise to writers!!
This absolutely proves how the Democratic Party Machine is in a loving embrace with Corporate Media. Rules For Thee, Not For Me. The difference is Colbert is not feigning concern with shitty acting over this.
Also "Build bike better"
@@a.i.8583 It absolutely does not prove that. Did you not even listen to the segment? You and the rite really have no idea what proof is do you?
@@Wulfpack1 the intelligence is definitely artificial with that one. best not to engage it.
@@vladtepes97 Truth. Thank You. I get so annoyed but I shouldn't because its useless. They are either bots, trolls or morons to far gone.
O I remember getting my shoe strings wrapped up in the pedals and didn't know it until I went to get off the bike I fell over just like that...😂 glad you OK joe we all have a spill every now and then.
"Mike Pence says no president in his lifetime has lied as often as Joe Biden" - Mike Pence. You just can't make this stuff up anymore.
very true and well documented
i guess lying is addictive, and i mean Trump and his cronies, not Biden.
Lie big, lie consistently, win the crowd (they want to be lied to, the truth is too complicated)
Bikes everywhere gave a sigh of relief at Phoney Soprano's promise.
It's the only promise he's ever made that we know he'll keep.
Feel bad for you guys. Feel worse for the kids gettin bombed on ukraine. They thank you for the gift.
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@@philbright7389 - you need to change your last name… it’s a complete misrepresentation of you.
Say it with me: "Justice 4 Triumph!"
Triumph 2024 !
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Ewww. Just ewww.
Stephen Colbert definitely gets pegged
The "size of the crowd" bit gave you the perfect opportunity to show some of that overhead footage of the entire capital surrounded.
Capitol Police: "Those guys touring the Capitol and taking photos of security checkpoints and entrances are absolutely fine".
Also Capitol Police: "Let's arrest the dog puppet for not actually being in the Capitol.
Ah, American priorities.
Headline News: "Rubber, cigar-chomping dog overthrows US Government. National slogan to be changed from, "In god we trust" to "I poop on you!""
Members of Congress won't meet with Ofc. Sicknick's mother and longtime partner - girlfriend. Members of Congress agree to meet with a dog puppet. SMH
To be fair, it is because of A that we got B, so you know, stop being dumb.
Wait…what…?
The capital police were praised in this segment, as well as many other segments across numerous talk shows and news channels-and rightfully so.
You understand the police actively attempted to stop the mob from getting in…correct?
Sorry about your film crew! I LMAO 🤣😂🤣
Lmfao
Stephen's film crew INSURRECTIONISTS! 😆 🤣
I don’t sympathize with those insurrectioners.
"Misappropriation of an old Conan bit"
🤣🤣🤣 Perfect 😁
Bless ya Stephen...bless you to the fullest. You fantastic patriotic funny man you. You bring light in this dark world..and for that, I thank you 🙏
"I make this pledge to you today: I will never ride a bicycle." Bicycles everywhere heaved a sigh of relief!
As that would entail a modicum of exercise...we believe him!
@@victorpradha9946 and a tank chassis.
@@charlesamitchem3487 Yeah...the reason for the slow walk down the metal ramp wasn't because it was slippery...Trump was trying to distribute his weight evenly so as not to cause the ramp to bow under his weight!
@@victorpradha9946 That ramp was so corrupt!
If you haven’t fallen over at a stop on a bike with toe-clips, you’ve never owned a bike with toe-clips. Especially if you find that you need to stop faster than you were planning on.
Bikers have Biden’s back on this one.
I have straps on my pedals - have this problem whenever you come to a sudden halt
Just have to say, good for President Biden for riding a bike at all! I really can't imagine Diaper Donnie or any of the rest getting any exercise at all! 😝👍👍
I can’t use clips feet get stuck every time!
Toe clips suck for this very reason.. He should use spd
That's why I just "free pedal" it despite what cyclist snobs think (& I'm not saying all that take cycling seriously are: in fact, many who are just pretend serious cyclists, the types that bought an expensive bike/gear for "commuter cred" & cycle a few times a year at most, are the biggest snobs).
“Wahhh, I’m the victim!”
Well done Stephen well done 👍👏👏👏
I can almost hear the latest batch of 45's lawyers say for the billionth time "You need to shut your trap!"
"Don't close off your options. You _might_ need to ride a bike some day. Now you can't."
You guys are blind.
Unbelievable...
@@NatoHoro
Says the blind, deaf, & dumb individual. Hatewatch harder, bruh...
The man who takes a golf cart a few blocks, with a crowd of people who are walking, does not have to fear that people would think he will ride a bike.
@toty m your spam sucks. Go away.
What’s more, he says it like it is something shameful. This man’s brain is on a different sphere.
@@lacountess the man's brain wanders around his skull like a beebee in one of those games where you tilt a board to get the beebee in the hole.
@@lizardog NICE description! 😁 (I'm not being sarcastic; it made me chuckle. Thank you! 😁)
But enough about Joe Biden.
Thanks for getting the truth out there
@cirila of cintra Didn't, they followed the riots in after the riot breaking in, that's why it's called "trespassing" just like walking into a crime scene illegally.
Triumph would not survive without a laugh track
We will never forget 6/16 when Stephen Colbert tried to overthrow the capital....Worst than 9/11 or Perl Harbor...
And yet, they don't realize how insane they sound saying that shit, while getting uppity over Biden doing what they said Trump would do.
Pearl
@@superoldgamesaturday3277 Umm... WHAT?!?
@@superoldgamesaturday3277 Nobody does what trump does because nobody is that stupid unless you're a trump supporter.
@@el7jake Thank you for proving my point.
The best line was 'Putin's puppet'...loved it!!!
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It's funny but far from true. Typical media propaganda
Funny coming from Colbert who is a Pfizer sellout, leftist propagandist, and about as Funny as a Nancy Pelosi hangover.
"I actually came up with the word conveyor belt". And he's proud of it. 🤣😂🤣😂
iNsUrReCtIOn! dEmOCrAcY!
Republicans have always hated puppets. Sesame Street, hell, even M&Ms.
Tucker Carlson would have to disagree with you on that last one
That's not entirely true about the M&Ms, Tucker Carlson's got the thing for the green one remember 😁
dont forget Mikey mouse!
Puppets hating puppets. Is that a form of self loathing?
Don’t forget Tellie Tubbies.
Joe might need kneepads to ride a bike, but at least he doesn't need them to attend a Russian summit, unlike the previous guy.
New Message for the win. Cheers.
Jokes aside, you can actually see his leg getting stuck in the footstrap. He's trying to get his leg out but at that point it's too late, he's already pushed the bike off it's point of balance.
Never really understood those straps, don't think I ever had any on my bikes. When I'm pedaling all my energy is on pushing the pedals down, not trying to pull the other up.
New Message: OOH🙃❗
Savage.
Funny, but savage.
@@EricLing64 Yeah, I never rode a bike with those and never had a problem without them. I got one of those under the desk pedal exercisers and in has those straps. They;re really rather annoying. I think I'll remove them. They really just get in the way. They definitlely seem like they'd be more problems on an actual bike, when you come to a stop and need to put your foot down to stabilize.
@2.50 Faith in Colbert restored.
In Trump’s mind “I will never ride a bicycle” and “I don’t know how to ride a bicycle” are the same thing.
You can read minds?
Or are you just making assumptions based on your uneducated opinion?
We need the January 6th Investigation Committee to televise and present the 100+ police/security injured on January 6---each stating his/her name and then state his and her injuries.
Yeah , remember that white unarmed woman , Ashley Babbitt shot by a black police officer, we should defund capital police or at least transfer them to defend the superior court justices.
And also june the 16th
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Like how the police just let them in and that it was a mostly peaceful protest. Hold Colbert’s staff to the same level as most of the protestors who were unfairly put behind bars.
Marta Villanueva: Yes! Adding where they were injured!
All this needed was a Back to the Future reference with The Donald going back in time to show Henry Ford the conveyor belt. Thanks, Stephen!
After all, he is Biff
I thought the exact same thing. "Great minds...", my friend.
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Straight bot account, obvious trash GTFO
Every thing is Trumps fault right
6/16/2022 one of the darkest days for American Democracy. So glad we had our brave men and women in uniform to put down this insurrection 2.0.
Love this.
Been waiting for this ever since news about his staff broke
Stephen's staff broke? How does he cast spells?
@@tarmaque wow so witty must be a yank
Whew, you can breathe a sigh of relief with the lying excuses Colbert gave. Almost made liberals look like hypocrites.....oh wait
He is a comedian everyone. The rules don't apply to celebrity.
I think it was Moses, with the staff-breaking...
Damn! Mr. Colbert you nailed! I can't wait to see the interviews!
Nailed it? Tucker made him look like a fool tonight, year and a half ago he was crying like a baby but now he's cracking jokes because his people did it. You liberals are sick.
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How dare he downplay his insurrection! He ordered his people to assault congressmen!
Same thing happened to my husband. Went down on the path next to a Coast Guard station. A young man came running over to him to see if he was O.K. Yep, only his ego was bruised. 😆
Guilty of insurrection.☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻
"I promise I will never ride a bicycle"
I am conflicted hearing a truth come from that pie hole.
People eat pie through their anus now? Today I learned...
But Biden say putin gas hike and it's the truth. Hahhahah. You're all so deranged.
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Just like Joe, the only times I've fallen off my bike was when I stopped. Those toe clips can be a problem.
Just like airplanes. bicycle crashes sometimes happen when you're taking off, but they always happen when you're landing.
Old man good. News say so. Ooh ooh.
@@philbright7389 you're so cute, eventually your attempts at being a troll will be worthwhile.
Really hoping your lawyers are drafting a nice long letter to Fox network for multiple citations of slander.
Trump is an American Icon. Colbert will be forgotten right after he retires.
He obviously will never ride a bike, he was terrified coming down off a ramp!!!! 😝😝😝🦧🦧🦧🦧
"He's so neutral, he's neutered" BEST!!
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Re: clips: it isn’t IF you fall it is WHEN you fall. If distracted I still forget to unclip 🤣
"and down goes Frasier!!!" Classic!
7 Billion+ people around the world broke out in laughter after hearing he came up with the conveyor belt.....
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@@resikchanel843 stop spamming
@@Wulfpack1 use the report feature for spammers
@@zammich3649 Ahh. I see. I didnt know they had that option. TY
Conveyor belt is what is holding his pants up
Triumph the Dog... FOR THE WIN and the mug shot. But the general rule is, you are NOT suppose to become THE story, pup. 🤣😂🤣 This was the plot twist, we needed.
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I'd love to see the mugshot!🤣
You get a pardon he gets a pardon you all get a pardon!!!!!!
The Fox entertainment network wants people to not pay attention to the fact that we have a DOJ that is DOA. I have to admit when I first heard the news of this event I was like huh?
"I will never ride a bicycle" That is the first time Trump ever told the truth
Or the statement he made that he would marry his own daughter Ivanka, or multiple other creepy confessions.
The real truth would be "I don't know how to ride a bicycle...`cause tarded"
"I remember showers with my Dad that were highly inappropriate." - Ashley " Sex addict" Biden
No he is more of the has a golf cart strapped to his rear end kind of guy. Poor Joe did get his foot hung up on the toe clip. You knew it would be a Fx headliner.
Check Ashley bidens shower. I mean diary. It's creepy as fuck. That's why fbi went rouge to get it back.
The conveyor belt gag ... simply priceless!
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Even though I love Colbert & his witty, dark and controversial humor he still needs to be fired for inciting ppl to break into capitol on 6 16. No matter the readon they did it, it's still a threat to our democracy.
@@pamelapamper Seriously, just shut up. 🤐
@@pamelapamper You people are way too stupid for this life. It's really scary that you're allowed to vote.
Leave it to Colbert's team to go this far to setup these jokes.
And by jokes I DO mean Fox Faux News.
I almost choked on my food when he pledged to never ride a bike!! I don't think I've ever heard him be more honest! 😂
Mr. Colbert, you crack me up!!! Thanks for the laughs on this very sad week of women losing their rights to make their own decisions regarding their body. I appreciate you!
In which States did they lose the right all the the Supreme Court said we can't make this federal it is not under our jurisdiction let's make it local and state law. Sorry You're the type of mother to kill your own children and call yourself good you know what we call you in Mexico "LA Llorona" a woman who drowned her own kids. You are Ignorant did your state Ban it or not? basically whoever allows abortion can still get abortions.
We must never forget people lost their lives or took their own. Not okay. Ever. Do not forget the lives lost. 🙏🏻🇺🇸✝️
The suicides seem fishy to me. 🐋 🐳
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Was so fishy about two bullet to back of skull? Is normal!
Merrick garland is paid off
@ Audrey, that's a very thoughtful & kind reminder. 💖 🙏 Thank you
Tried to do a tight turn on a gravel road yesterday, shoes stuck in the cleats, I hit the ground. There was nobody to see it, luckily. It happens though.
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Ouch, hope you didn't got these rocky skittles into any wound
@Thomas James what is WRONG with you?
@Thomas James duh ... but STILL ya just don't get it!
@Thomas James aw sweetie .... so many assumptions at once! Breathe ... be still ... realize that your brain capacity is so much less than the norm. Feel so sorry for you ... shall pray for ya!
So does this mean Stephen Colbert will be broadcasting live from Guantanamo Bay?
I love Triumph!
"I actually came up with the word conveyor belt", yes Donald, yes, of course you did! And the entire English language as well, yes?! 🙂😁😀😉
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Topper tangerine
"Yes Donald. Yes, you did. You're so smart! now take your pills."
I guess you guys don't know the meaning of the word "context".
@@NatoHoro Not our fault since Trump hasn't come up with it yet
"I will never ride a bicycle, however, I will stare directly at an eclipse, I will commit wire fraud, I will commit treason..."
Also, I will use multiple burner phones and then claim I don't even know what a burner phone is. Trump's use of burners to direct his attempted coup is, without a single doubt, the most obvious proof of his guilt.
I'll use secret servers in the bathroom lie and lie. And weaponise the fbi and media and still lose. Hahah
@@xmiller7691 Well, that plus the 50 people pointing the finger directly at him.
@@philbright7389 Only because of the dark state located in the middle of the swamp 😂
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I can't wait to hear what Triumph has to say about it and poop on!
To the ENTIRE Colbert Team:
Thank you for your sacrifice to keep the rest of us SANE!!
LOVE YOU!💖
You do realize his staff was recently implicated in storming the capitol building right?
I've been waiting all weekend to see this! Love this show!
SAME!
One of the best, this is! Is it me, or does he just keep getting better?
Same lmao. I was wondering what he would say.
Tucker 450k on yt already. You're all outnumbered. Roll on November.
@@philbright7389 Tucker’s such a joke, a lot of people only watch him to get a good laugh.
Joe fell off his bike. Donny couldn't get down a ramp and got shuttled around in a golf cart cause he can't walk more than 20 paces.
Biden was lucky he only fell on his head.
@@Infinite_JS Lame try Troll.
*rump wouldn’t know what to do with a bike!
@@Infinite_JS
Trump is lucky, he can't fall on his head because the hot air balloon on his shoulders keeps him upright.
@@Infinite_JS epsteins wingman lost 😅 cry for us traitor
Stephen broke the rule and he will pay,🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time for Jackie Childs to get the puppet out of jail.