THE WORST OF CRAIGSLIST [SO FUNNY]

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  • @Masterminer11
    @Masterminer11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    0:20 I just want a girl to look at me the way Jared looks at Dickey right here

    • @terrafirma1849
      @terrafirma1849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was thinking about taking a screenshot of that face and tweeting it at Jared lol

    • @BigTuna521
      @BigTuna521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao

    • @redpiper9836
      @redpiper9836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ta na ta na na na naaaah, *Titanic theme plays*

    • @connorthedjenty188
      @connorthedjenty188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same bro

    • @indiacolley
      @indiacolley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda got “Hobo Johnson Peach Scone vibes” there my guy 🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😘

  • @ilyaskolbas
    @ilyaskolbas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I fucking lost it at the camouflage truck.

  • @Purpiii
    @Purpiii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I once found someone on craigslist who was "Looking for a new best friend"

    • @rickburker
      @rickburker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man I wish I had the confidence to ask for that.

    • @driftx2673
      @driftx2673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brit Sehnsucht obviously not too good cuz he hasn’t responded back

    • @vetleallum2965
      @vetleallum2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brit Sehnsucht he dead

  • @sumojack99
    @sumojack99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    this NEEDS to be a series

  • @juice8057
    @juice8057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I watched this while I was really stoned and I laughed as hard as Jared did.

  • @bloodwolf1088
    @bloodwolf1088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    They missed the part about the moving brothel were the seller thinks it's the one he was conceived in.

  • @wayneforster20
    @wayneforster20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    it said he was conceived in that mobile brothel wtf

  • @BubbleS1
    @BubbleS1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:37 "sawdust will be provided" lmao

  • @brianwinterheart
    @brianwinterheart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Did you get rid of the Woodblock Chocolate?"
    "Honey, I took care of it."

  • @BigTuna521
    @BigTuna521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    DEFINITELY make this a series. My face through the whole video: 😂😂😂

  • @scprepper2672
    @scprepper2672 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i love how his dad was engineer turned navy seal firefighter turned cia spy. He was also probably batman, but i cant tell becasue their heads in the way. and ps. dad. he wants to meet u someday. 8:56

  • @thebrokenpuppet2714
    @thebrokenpuppet2714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    You should do a musician centered craigslist episode

  • @Bursti_
    @Bursti_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I fucking love this channel so much! More people need to know about it!

  • @johnchapin17
    @johnchapin17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Austin just made a bunch of jokes and Jared just sat there laughing for the whole videos

  • @biologiskt
    @biologiskt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jareds laugh is so freakin brilliant

  • @michal26691
    @michal26691 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:37
    how the fuck did you not notice the last line... xD

  • @DarkDemnFrmHell
    @DarkDemnFrmHell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That parade spider thing looked like a fucking walrus with giant straws for legs.

  • @BeanLord69
    @BeanLord69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it at Austin's screenshot thing and vegan hamster gazing 😂😂😂

  • @thepixelglitched
    @thepixelglitched 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please do more of these. Craigslist videos are so good - on nearly every channel I've seen do them. And it's gold on TheDickeyDinesShow. Jared Dines falling out of his chair laughing soothes my bitter, broken soul - or would if I had one. His laughter may in fact give me a soul. Please do more of these.

  • @illakelsin9055
    @illakelsin9055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I somehow missed this channel completely... holy crap its amazing... my ribs are splitting >_

  • @WeeNat313
    @WeeNat313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My frickin stomach is in agony from laughing omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 honestly, ty so much dudes. I've been so depressed lately and I badly needed this. Haven't laughed in awhile. So thank you and keep it up ♥️ you both have a lot of chemistry which is so nice to see. Reminds me of school when you'd be sitting up the back of class with your friends trying your hardest not to laugh 😂

  • @MilsurpMikeChannel
    @MilsurpMikeChannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Fluff would appreciate the caption beneath the Pirate Ship.

  • @aric_unhinged
    @aric_unhinged 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    For the love of God please make this a regular thing.

  • @wildmikefilms
    @wildmikefilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Austin: *Breathes
    Jared: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!! *Dies

  • @jimmieleekostal
    @jimmieleekostal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would love to see more of this.

  • @lukepauwels
    @lukepauwels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS!!!

  • @micaelagonzales3979
    @micaelagonzales3979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "mutton busting" 😂 please make this a series

  • @Sh4dowSound
    @Sh4dowSound 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how much Austin makes Jared laugh. that shit kills me

  • @samsaw71
    @samsaw71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know if you called the Poke-mon trainer, she will show up in that shag van.

  • @FunkNoodle
    @FunkNoodle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    omg you guys need to do more of these!!!!!!!

  • @_PatG_
    @_PatG_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    that guy really hated those fucking fake trees. OMG I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshwhitty7024
    @joshwhitty7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm watching this as the coronavirus is going on, and I must say, watching you guys helps so much in these trying times

  • @c4l1f0rn143000
    @c4l1f0rn143000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    guys, this is the funniest video i have seen on youtube in months, i laughed so hard i couldnt stop crying
    ty for this vid, yall keep it up
    subscribed and liked

  • @angelofdeath9477
    @angelofdeath9477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I must see more of this!!!!!

  • @lifeofdru6852
    @lifeofdru6852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dude pleaseeeee make a series of this

  • @kaycpunkmustdie4841
    @kaycpunkmustdie4841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i know this is a little late but the "197?" in the mobile brothel was meant to be "1970 something", like the year, it was made in the 70's sometime but doesn't know which year exactly

  • @HopeOrDoom
    @HopeOrDoom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Call the fans of this show, "Dickey Diners!"

    • @ainadupuis2651
      @ainadupuis2651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Dickey Dicks yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sasquanch93
    @sasquanch93 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes please make this a series! This was hilarious! Love the video for sure, you guys are great as always.

  • @SixxIsTheMagicNumber
    @SixxIsTheMagicNumber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean I'd probably accept the heart potato proposal. I'm a potato fan.

  • @jacobquiles3111
    @jacobquiles3111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My stomach hurts from laughing Omfg

  • @bobrossthesauceboss4756
    @bobrossthesauceboss4756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please get the mobile brothel for 50k subs

  • @Ganon999
    @Ganon999 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of this needs to be. Hilarious it is.

  • @sentriesband
    @sentriesband 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME OH MY LORD THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS SHOW

  • @tsarbear4191
    @tsarbear4191 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was so great please keep it going, and Jared's laugh is sooo contagious you guys are the bomb.com

  • @DeadHeroDubstep
    @DeadHeroDubstep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    please make a series out of this!

  • @tford1215
    @tford1215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did anyone else notice that it says "sawdust will be provided" on the vegan hamster gazing ad? xD

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need more of this!

  • @ryleighstewart7141
    @ryleighstewart7141 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I crack up every time Dickey wheezes 😂😂😂

  • @TheHilowonderful
    @TheHilowonderful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Austin is a beast lmao!!! too funyy

  • @darknemnem3644
    @darknemnem3644 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    10/10 This needs to be a series

  • @wolfox712
    @wolfox712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "its a screenshot Austin, you cant click it."

  • @pyronetic9613
    @pyronetic9613 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin is on fire with the top quality banter.

  • @ethan043
    @ethan043 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:31 The way Austin reads the title 😂😂 I'm dead

  • @cmdt09
    @cmdt09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you guys are the reason i dont get homework done

  • @LexiPixeL_
    @LexiPixeL_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would certainly enjoy more of this.

  • @carlheidenreich7559
    @carlheidenreich7559 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This needs to be a series!

  • @theyeetmeister4019
    @theyeetmeister4019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep trying to watch these in school but I cant because I just burst out laughing randomly

  • @blackmetalgroot9233
    @blackmetalgroot9233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a vegan, I can assure you that we don't all gaze at hamsters.

  • @southernmetalhead1535
    @southernmetalhead1535 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Mutton Busting one had me in tears I was laughing so hard

  • @Johnfromthedesert
    @Johnfromthedesert 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely make this a regular show! Viewer approved! 👌

  • @jordishaw7996
    @jordishaw7996 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please make a series of this haha, loved it

  • @FlammingHog345
    @FlammingHog345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austin, you interrupted me while I was TRYING to take a shit at work the other day! RIGHT when I sat down you pulled up to the menu lol

  • @sebastiansuarez9883
    @sebastiansuarez9883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this was fucking hilarious

  • @sup3rthisguy
    @sup3rthisguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this! Do more please. I laughed sooo hard.

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live on a sheep farm. I'm afraid that last person will show up at my farm and try to sit on my sheep. I'd probably grab the shotgun at that point.

  • @BradfordtheEclectic
    @BradfordtheEclectic 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You found some good ones. The camo '84 truck and mobile home were my faves.

  • @OpnWrldgmng
    @OpnWrldgmng 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I clicked on this by accident and tried so hard to leave but I just couldn’t. 😹 good job mates

  • @danielham7014
    @danielham7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most savage Dickey rant ever, laughing my ass off srsly

  • @ladyrugby1
    @ladyrugby1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    make this a series i loved it!!!!

  • @SixxGod303
    @SixxGod303 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jared, Austin, you guys have got to do this again!

  • @richardfredricks5419
    @richardfredricks5419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    parlay is a pirate term... roughly meaning the time of negotiation.

  • @merlinzest
    @merlinzest 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made me laugh a lot and feel better.

  • @Shannonbarnesdr1
    @Shannonbarnesdr1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes more craigslist, more cringe, your commentaries are hilarious, this hits the spot after a stressful day at work you guys are the best keep it up ! peeeaaacce

  • @leahtee1440
    @leahtee1440 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Parlay is a fencing term. So you can sword fight so to speak with Captain Dan! LOL

  • @AbsurdBartholomew
    @AbsurdBartholomew 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    the camoflauge truck killed me

  • @Corisogeeky1
    @Corisogeeky1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tbh idk a better way to win my heart than proposing to me with a ring stuck in a baked potato

  • @kirstencarlson7603
    @kirstencarlson7603 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are the best and I'm so glad that you're back after Austin got back from tour. And you should call us dickies or dicklets

  • @benh.635
    @benh.635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That picture in the first ad legit makes her look like a pokemon character xD

  • @nunyabusiness4404
    @nunyabusiness4404 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This installment was alright. Still subbed to you guys anyway. Also love your Music Jared. In the future though would you be sure to read through the entire add even if it is long. Also if there are multiple pictures for the add please give those a viewing as well. I think it would help to get the most out of oddly awesome experience that is Craigslist.

  • @timlane6344
    @timlane6344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pig car was a pipe dream

  • @Handsofakiller19
    @Handsofakiller19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel is like hanging out with my friends! I enjoy it thoroughly! Coloradans and their sheep fetishes!

  • @ampegangel1551
    @ampegangel1551 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am literally in tears now holding my sides after this..wtf😂

  • @5ATX12
    @5ATX12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jared: 3 wheeled car
    Austin: HAHAHAHA

  • @joegreen2153
    @joegreen2153 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    They forgot to read the rest of the mobile brothel... "The one I was conceived and born in". Fucking cracked me up

  • @thrasherfan96
    @thrasherfan96 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh god there were not enough ads I want more 😂😂😂

  • @jazzetienne2285
    @jazzetienne2285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jared had a lot of fun, so he says. Yes. Laughing and falling on the floor looks like a loooot of fun -_-.
    Okay, but that was funny. :D

  • @TZG32
    @TZG32 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    so God damn funny there's needs to be more of this lol

  • @R0ck4x3
    @R0ck4x3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Muttonbusting sounds like something faaaaar worse than what they described it as.

  • @eld208
    @eld208 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Its a screenshot shot Austin you cant click on it."

  • @michaelczesnozki1671
    @michaelczesnozki1671 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sitting here playing video games, reading The Body by Stephen King during load screens and when heart shaped potatoe showed up, heart shaped box came on Pandora. Is Kurt Cobain watching me?

  • @RedEyesTops
    @RedEyesTops 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the "197?" probably means it came out of the 70's, but the seller isn't sure what year exactly

  • @Bra1nzs
    @Bra1nzs 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see more of these videos xD

  • @paradiseoctagon21794
    @paradiseoctagon21794 ปีที่แล้ว

    That camoflauge truck was fucking hilarious.

  • @MrCarsandguitars
    @MrCarsandguitars 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part of that Dodge is that it said it ha ha Geo metro engine and transmission lol

  • @xMagnificuSx
    @xMagnificuSx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE DICKEY DINES SHOW IS BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!

  • @tootsownhorn5874
    @tootsownhorn5874 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how aron always gets hated to hysterically laugh

  • @Scooter_Alice
    @Scooter_Alice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ain't even a spider, shit got 6 legs yo

  • @hufdsnhf
    @hufdsnhf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make this a series please 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @ianherdt2930
    @ianherdt2930 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Series! Series! Series!

  • @63zepedaj
    @63zepedaj 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    shit gets so weird we dont even question the mug coasters and the tazer