Going back and watching these old episodes, its great to see how Austin has gotten healthier. Not that he looks bad here, but there's a marked difference. it's inspiring.
+Jerry Kelley I think he feels a little displaced because he enjoys Dickey it seems and he likes the roll of jokes and he wants to jump in but he fails when ever he tries.
This was also filmed pretty late at night and this is mid us moving so if he seemed not super happy it's probably because of that, he was saying jokes throughout too I think he was still enjoying himself.
Do you have any Native American in you? Would you like some?!? (People used to ask my mother how much Native American she had in her... She would actually say, "A couple inches every now and then...")
TheDickeyDinesShow, the reason as to why there's so many coffee stains on my bed. 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻But seriously, great job guys, Dickey was on top form in this video. Had me in stitches. Jared looked a little pissed though, cheer up Jared dude.
I like my women like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke. This is just a joke I do not condone the practice of mixing cocain and coke...
Im not gonna lie, this is like the FUNNIEST youtube comment reading episode I have ever read in my entire life. I shit you not I was in tears laughing out to this XD
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Holy shit, Tony's laugh is even more hilarious than Jared's. I've never seen a man so utterly decimated by a joke.
Brad Lawrence that's how funny Austin's jokes are
RIP Tony
ton’ys
😂Austin should be a legit comedian😂
he is . . not standup thoooo
Man holy shit Im crying
Hoana means family!
dude Austin is such a charismatic dude, wish i could find friends like that lol
@@dustid Yep, because they're always sitting down.
"Get in the van" works every time
"NO YOU GET IN THE VAN"
I know this comment is old but fuck it
Do you NEED a van for this to work??
"Hey uhh, can you tell me how this tissue smells?"
"Oh yeah son sure"
Dickey was on fire on this video, fucking hell I'm crying right now
omg, Dickey is a comedy machine!xD
0:57 the jabba giggle
Ayy
oh yuuuuuuuur
yo its mah boy
Sex
Austin should seriously consider being a professional comedian
Tony's laugh gives me life tbh
Going back and watching these old episodes, its great to see how Austin has gotten healthier. Not that he looks bad here, but there's a marked difference. it's inspiring.
Exactly
This show can be summed up like this
Dickey speaking...everyone laughing their asses off
I love Austin so much!
We all need a friend like Austin. Haven't cried laughing like that in a while!!!
seriously Austin should be a stand up comedian
Everybody needs a Dickey in their life
10/10, you guys are dorks. Don't stop though, this stuff is golden.
jesus, you're in every video, you are my new friend, congrats, no turning back now
+_HERO_GUITAR _ What? I'm confused.
+_HERO_GUITAR _ What'd I do now?
just relax, take in the scenery
+_HERO_GUITAR _ wut
I have never seen Jared and Tony laugh harder ever
i think there was a moment in their 5 second rule video where jared just fucking lost it
I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Thanks to you I've now spilt/spat my coffee everywhere. 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
HAHAHAHA
im no weather man, but you can expect wetness tonight
+Will Taylor haha
Yeah, but only a few...
I feel bad for Jared sometimes because he tries saying something funny multiple times but no one ever laughs
It looks like he can't stand dickey constantly talking and trying to be funny. He definitely looks annoyed
+Jerry Kelley I think he feels a little displaced because he enjoys Dickey it seems and he likes the roll of jokes and he wants to jump in but he fails when ever he tries.
Why should I go to Jared when I'm already a big Dickey, I guess?
Pretty sure Jared is in a bad mood from trying to quit smoking.
This was also filmed pretty late at night and this is mid us moving so if he seemed not super happy it's probably because of that, he was saying jokes throughout too I think he was still enjoying himself.
everytime i’m sad, i’ll just go back to this video and watch 7:45 all over again 😂
Jared looks so pissed in this video lol
Best moment in DickeyDines history at 7:44
It is the funniest moment, I come back to this often!
You guys have some of the BEST laughs I've ever had the pleasure of hearing. Half the time it's just as funny as the shit you put out on this channel.
7:44 is one of the best things ever captured on film
Austin was on a roll this episode!😂😂
Mine had 38 likes and it wasn't shown. I'll see you in court
What was it?
"Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex tonight, cos' I'm stronger than you."
william Brooker
+Isaac Plowman lol that was shit
william Brooker shhhh, it helps me sleep at night knowing 38 other facebook-ers liked it. Don't ruin this for me
Dickey is MVP of this video
I know this is old, but this is the video I’ve laughed the hardest of. Austin’s jokes in this one destroyed me😂😂
From 7:50 to 9 I was just crying the whole time. Holy shit. 😂😂😂
I swear Tony's laugh could revive the dead
This is the best video on your entire page homie
7:45-9:52. The best clip in dickeydines history
Do you have any Native American in you?
Would you like some?!?
(People used to ask my mother how much Native American she had in her...
She would actually say, "A couple inches every now and then...")
Can we just appreciate Tony's laughing in this? 😂
This is the funniest thing I've seen on youtube for ages.
You guys should take the best pick up lines from this video and go to public places and see if they work on girls.
Bring this man a cold beer, he deserves it, and after it do what he said plzzz
Tony's laugh is golden
Jared seems absent lol
He's probably on edge from not smoking cigarettes for a couple of days
+Andrew Kyle probably, quit Smoking is hard
+The Defenestrator yeah, I've tried but can't quite stop.
+Andrew Kyle I quit in December last year, vaping helped me but I can understand people who don't want it. I smoked 2 cigarettes since then
Savy Breci loops
please do another of these eventually, solid gold
The one by Steven Allen had me laugh so hard I almost choked on my soda
austin comes up with the best jokes
Austin is the funniest man alive
Ayyyye thank you so much :)
+Dickeyfighter7861 No problem, man. You pretty much killed me when you mentioned the caveman Spongebob meme. XD
Dickey should be a comedian man, that guy improvise jokes out of thin air 😂
Wake up to a new DickyDinesShow episode before work? Hell yes!!!
I thought Tony was going to pass out there for a minute 😂
TheDickeyDinesShow, the reason as to why there's so many coffee stains on my bed. 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻But seriously, great job guys, Dickey was on top form in this video. Had me in stitches. Jared looked a little pissed though, cheer up Jared dude.
You sure it's coffee...
UrbanDanger ! Yes I'm sure. 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
Austin makes me laugh hysterically every time
I like my women like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
This is just a joke I do not condone the practice of mixing cocain and coke...
Oh👀
But uggghhh... what about... the 12 year olds.
LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂
there was never a youtuber that made me laugh so damn hard until i found these guys. you guys are seriously what keeps me going this pandemic lmao 😂
I love the " NO no no....not the dead bodys voice"
“Wanna listen to Bathory and eat ice cream?”
You're goddamn right I do!
Is there a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants
More people need this video in they're life.
I instantly thought of llamas with hats when Austin did the impression of the necrophile's mom 😂
I was hoping they were gonna try them on Austin
Dickey is just too fucking hilarious. Humor level: expert.
Im not gonna lie, this is like the FUNNIEST youtube comment reading episode I have ever read in my entire life. I shit you not I was in tears laughing out to this XD
7:45 is the best moment in the whole thing
"If you were fruit, you'd be a fine apple" - Nic D
That moment when you get that notification in the middle of the video
Ikr
Same wtf even are the damn notifications
Tony's laugh is funnier than any of the pickup lines 😂
Best video ever, i died of laughter through this whole thing
TONY! I am so excited!!!
upside down thicc is a big chest
I can only imaging if a girl used that on my best friend. My best friend is a lesbian with D cups.
I am convinced this is the funniest show on the internet
Tony is just dying in this video
Lost my shit at 8:00 😂😂😂😂😂😂 never laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
Austin is a fucking master of riffing oooo my goooood I am laughing so hard right now.
i like my girls like james bond likes his martini's
shaven not stirred
i'm not allowed near schools :(
Natuurlijk niet haha, gekkie.
(For English people, 'Of course not, haha, crazy.')
geen naam wtf lol ....
Dickey is by far the funiest human I have ever heard of
"are you from austrailia? cause you meet all of my koala-fications"
I know i know, its 5 years late and im drunk FU
0:56 kills me everytime! lol 😂
Now make a video where you go and try these out at a bar THUMBS UP SO THEY SEE THIS
i would have thumbed it up if you didnt ask for thumbs up.
SHRECKED
The pickup line at 7:43 is so great, I just might have to try it some time.
Dicky is the diamond of this channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dickey is literally an ancient greek god
Austin is the funniest thing ever
Austin's fire in this one. hahah sooo funny
"You know I'm straight" "So is Spaghetti until it gets wet"
Austin is on a roll in this episode😂
it was tony's laugh at 9:17 that set me off XD
Dickey needs to have his own meme.
Tony's laugh gives me life 😂😂
Steven Allen, you broke all 3 guys out there
and me too XD
Can't stop laughing XDD
At 7:45 till 9:46 I was laughing so hard I started gagging and wheezing
The confusion over the feed bag joke hurt my face. Horses guys. Look it up.
You guys should do a reenactment video of all the pickup lines!
Austins killing it 😂
Tony's laugh is so contagious
I'm going to put the saund track of this wideo as my ringtone so it will wake me up for sure
Tony is adorable. Tony, please marry me.
8:05 Austin looks so proud
"hey babe, did you do 9/11? ...because you're hot enough to melt steel beams."
;p
I’ve watched this like 5 times and just noticed that Austin has a cape
lmfao I love how you guys are roasting people xD
10:57 Jared's soul slowly began to drift away from him as he stared deep into the void...
Please, animate this. Now. Pretty please.
Austin is fucking perfect for stand up comedy! let's make it happen.
Seriously Austin should do fucking stand up. I laughed the whole fucking video!
"hear that about Pluto?" -Gus from Psych
I like when Shawn tells Gus Pluto is actually a planet again and he still uses it
+Pete Guajardo XD Fuck yes someone knows my favorite show XD
+Spider-MenJacob psych is the best
corruptKrabs (Explosive Scoregasms)
You know it. Come on son
i have to stop watching this shit in summer school. It is so hard not to laugh my ass off, but i just cant stop the videos.
The "Feedbag" line is actually a Bill Hicks quote, from his character Goat Boy