5 SECOND RULE (VERY FUNNY GAME)

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  • @jai.w.9469
    @jai.w.9469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "Pen, pencil, blood of the innocent."
    -Austin Dickey 2k16

    • @almondlowe2838
      @almondlowe2838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "...marker"

    • @QueenofDarkness1998
      @QueenofDarkness1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Here's a VCR, little Jared. Have your heart's content."

    • @kaleenia3737
      @kaleenia3737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2016*

    • @jai.w.9469
      @jai.w.9469 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kaleenia same thing

    • @patriotictrendkill9879
      @patriotictrendkill9879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jai .W. Name 3 types of planes go. "A big one, 9/11, 9/11 part two"

  • @therestingmitchface6241
    @therestingmitchface6241 8 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I completely lost it when Jared said, "Danger Noodle".

    • @realgtrhero
      @realgtrhero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +1

    • @joshraleigh6885
      @joshraleigh6885 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      2nd that

    • @MailJBrockway
      @MailJBrockway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Munchell360 Slithery Wobble

    • @montychristo86
      @montychristo86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K. Now I want to see an intriguing film with that title. "RIIIIGHT IIIINTOOOOO THAAAA..."

    • @AngusGaukrogerDev
      @AngusGaukrogerDev 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Molez-2000 same

  • @zachbrown5360
    @zachbrown5360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    These two together are some of the funniest people I've ever seen.

  • @remixx228
    @remixx228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jared - "The Nissan.......Fuck"
    Austin - "I Love That Car"
    Dead xD xD

    • @maxsuciu
      @maxsuciu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remixx that one took me by surprise and I choked on my orange juice

  • @Tysoreny
    @Tysoreny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Danger Noodle.

    • @daveforton
      @daveforton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The newest hit blockbuster.

  • @quintenblackburn3452
    @quintenblackburn3452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Danger Noodle!"
    -Jared Dines 2016

  • @nathanschuh78
    @nathanschuh78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Name 3 bald people"
    Britney Spears

  • @instrumental-ward8198
    @instrumental-ward8198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Here's a non electronic dildo and truck also." It took me 4 minutes to calm down 3 minutes to type that and I am still dying laughing.

  • @ChargedCovers
    @ChargedCovers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I gotta go play with my VCR after watching this

    • @michaelbell9945
      @michaelbell9945 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChargedCovers I like your profile pic

    • @michaelbell9945
      @michaelbell9945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They came to conquer Uranus

  • @eatsleepgamereview
    @eatsleepgamereview 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I have a 2016 Nissan Toyota for sale.

    • @hunterlanglois5500
      @hunterlanglois5500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro I have a suziki Honda Civic I'll trade you

    • @henomn3510
      @henomn3510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +bobert robert Come on, Ive got A Nissan Ford Tundra loaded with Saab 200 Under its G35 Ion. Interior leather electronic Silverado seats, Ram on its Wrangler steering wheel with a 911 dash. I call it the 350z Sierra.

    • @avaneeshbhamare5831
      @avaneeshbhamare5831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Josh Kelley nailed it

    • @expectedlime_8076
      @expectedlime_8076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will O'Farrell A have a Mercedes Porsche

    • @TheLegendaryAkil
      @TheLegendaryAkil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a Nissan Tesla for sale if you want

  • @Saskahh
    @Saskahh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    lol I had a really tough time eating my food while watching this xD

  • @dylanlikesoaa5673
    @dylanlikesoaa5673 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Nissan... Toyota." I know as much as Jared does about cars XD

  • @bradsnothingspecial
    @bradsnothingspecial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    you guys should do podcasts, i love this channel so much.

  • @zacharymickesh4837
    @zacharymickesh4837 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These guys are the best. I died when Austin was naming the Canadian Provinces and Jared naming 3 non-electronic toys XDXD

  • @kellsinpdx
    @kellsinpdx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that "Recess" was playing in the background. Loved that show! Who am I kidding, I still watch it from time to time.

  • @ChelseaGrinMan001
    @ChelseaGrinMan001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yay so happy there is a new one this is one of my favorite channels now

  • @_kat_2572
    @_kat_2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Name 3 types of planes?"
    Austin- *"uh, big ones, 9/11, 9/11 part two.."*

  • @barkshire_
    @barkshire_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    As a Canadian I will accept Mooseville as a province

  • @yungrvncid927
    @yungrvncid927 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys have so much fun together, it makes me smile. Friendship Goals

  • @benjseig
    @benjseig 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You guys should play this game more now, i was laughing non stop for all 14 minutes

  • @BJB104
    @BJB104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2am depression insomnia, watching a 5+ year old dickeydines vid, and laughing my ass off. Thanks for making me feel better, guys

    • @kati-mari5368
      @kati-mari5368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha same, but here it's 1am

    • @turnleftaticeland
      @turnleftaticeland 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      11pm here but same

    • @BJB104
      @BJB104 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turnleftaticeland ur a year late to the party, bubs. Only 830pm here now, but still depressed af!!!! Lol

  • @ElegantJames
    @ElegantJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That VCR part was so damn funny lmao both the answer and the reaction to the answer from Dickey was priceless

  • @xMRxZEROx
    @xMRxZEROx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "The Nissan Toyota" LMFAO

  • @CSTC00000
    @CSTC00000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    three things to find in a school locker
    1. MP5 and Tec-9
    2. Pipe bombs
    3. Large Overcoats

    • @antknees5597
      @antknees5597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      all the other kids with the funked up kicks you better run better run outrun my gun.

    • @karloklanac9838
      @karloklanac9838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ant knees *pumped up kicks

    • @alexanderdailey3116
      @alexanderdailey3116 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They never used mp5s

  • @PennyJohnChristopher
    @PennyJohnChristopher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the answer to all questions: "a bug's life". Good one Djared!

  • @CalebMetlock
    @CalebMetlock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Captain Hook, Pirate...fuck...uh" -Jared Dines, 2016 Please do this game again, was thoroughly entertaining.

  • @jynxxd4484
    @jynxxd4484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Lol I'm from Canada and I wish we had a province named mooseville

  • @mrscrewyou95
    @mrscrewyou95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm utterly shocked and sad that more people don't watch these hilarious videos.

  • @YodaMan-420
    @YodaMan-420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    technically there is a museum of dead bodies...in Berlin. Jared wins!

  • @papa_zay.
    @papa_zay. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    9/11
    9/11 pt. 2
    my life has been made

  • @Benobot99
    @Benobot99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven't laughed that hard in months and I had tears running down my face. Amazing video.

  • @genevievefromspace1866
    @genevievefromspace1866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that I have seen this video, I must now draw a danger noodle with the blood of the innocent. I have been inspired.

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:11 "9/11 Part 2" is the funniest answer to any situation

  • @whitneysmiltank
    @whitneysmiltank 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    he didn't pick his nose, he's a fuckin solid guy

  • @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic
    @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has me in tears 😂😭

  • @METALHEAD-fh8qc
    @METALHEAD-fh8qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Austin said Britney Spears, I was like ''THAT FUCKING COUNTS!!"

  • @daveforton
    @daveforton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad to see you guys have a sample of Billie Joe's voice in tube thing.

  • @fez1732
    @fez1732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is no one going to talk about his perfect hat flip at the beginning

  • @Stat1cS
    @Stat1cS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You nailed the Canadian provinces one! 😂👌

  • @Kylored
    @Kylored 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a good laugh with this one. This is way more funny than those try not to laugh video's. Looks like a great game indeed!

  • @LukaS-yn4ir
    @LukaS-yn4ir 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way Austin throws his hat on his head in the beginning is so smooth.

  • @xmissxvictoriax
    @xmissxvictoriax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Danger noodle had me 😂😂😂 I'll never think of snakes the same again.

  • @Fordy_97
    @Fordy_97 ปีที่แล้ว

    All this time, Austin apologizing without using words has lived in my head rent free

  • @milkshake2022
    @milkshake2022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I thought of the biggest grossest thing I could think of... and it was Rosie O Donald" -Austin Dickey 2k16

  • @MrGuitarFreak101
    @MrGuitarFreak101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you guys are amazing never stop making videos ever \m/

  • @andy014
    @andy014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Is everyone just gonna ignore what happened at 6:20

    • @jcplaysmusic6257
      @jcplaysmusic6257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy S. It happened when I read it lol

  • @crunchypuppy
    @crunchypuppy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was pretty much the best thing I've ever watched

  • @jacksonwestbrook386
    @jacksonwestbrook386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    three things to write with. Pen, pencil, blood of the innocent. I almost died of laughter

  • @GamePrototypes
    @GamePrototypes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    3 dice games:
    Battlefield
    Battlefront
    Mirror's Edge
    ;)))

    • @f7744dread388
      @f7744dread388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +William Kjellgren Noice now you reminded me the new Mirror's Edge isn't out yet.

    • @GamePrototypes
      @GamePrototypes 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;D

    • @shawnalley1096
      @shawnalley1096 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP

    • @DemonGamingLLC
      @DemonGamingLLC 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or games that involve dice? Like craps or somethinrg

    • @GamePrototypes
      @GamePrototypes 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      VitrescentObelisk your time will come ;)

  • @EdenEcho913
    @EdenEcho913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm fairly new to your channel. I've been a subscriber for a few months, but just recently went through a lot of your videos, and I think they are amazing! Love your brand of humor! I love the music videos, but especially love your other videos. I know one person's opinion doesn't have much weight, but keep doing what you are doing!

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It has a lot more weight than you may think haha. I read literally every single comment on these videos when I check on them and I try to reply to some when I can to let people know how much the support actually means to us. So thank you!

    • @EdenEcho913
      @EdenEcho913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dickeyfighter7861 Well, that was unexpected! I have even more respect for you. Can't wait to see more videos!

  • @rakashaw
    @rakashaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed SO hard at your laughs and your answers. I love you guys. :)

  • @AvoidingHumanSociety
    @AvoidingHumanSociety 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video made me laugh so hard I was eating M&M's and ending up spit laughing them out on the bed and now it looks like someone shit the bed. Cant wait to explain this one to the wife.

  • @coltonbrown4454
    @coltonbrown4454 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just how I declare war's rugrats shirt says "if you don't know these babies, you are dead to me"

  • @nesfan8
    @nesfan8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dont remember last time Ive laughed this hard at youtube videos

  • @andrewgehrett4009
    @andrewgehrett4009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What would you find in the basement?
    GRANDMA

  • @00ValiantFay
    @00ValiantFay 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more Austin/Jared banter in my life

  • @loisteputki
    @loisteputki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This just might be the funniest video in youtube

  • @trevortressler5385
    @trevortressler5385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just for the record there is a Bodies museum out in Las Vegas, Nevada. Just to back Jared

  • @Sad-Lesbian
    @Sad-Lesbian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Name three Fleentstones characters"
    1. Grand Dad
    2. Snow Halation
    3. Nutshack

  • @cody442
    @cody442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think I laugh more at them laughing than what they actually say.

  • @hannahsullivan6747
    @hannahsullivan6747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it at "non electronic toys" 😂😂😂 VCR HAH

  • @TheRiffingFatboy
    @TheRiffingFatboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember the story about you getting locked in the furnace, your references are out of control

  • @michaelzanchettin1528
    @michaelzanchettin1528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There actually is a museum of bodies in Bangkok hahahah! I lost it when I found out it was a thing!

  • @jacksonpriest2033
    @jacksonpriest2033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The museum of bodies is in Atlanta, Georgia. It's called the human body exhibit

  • @Chrisboxify
    @Chrisboxify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm taking a big poop and this is making it better thanks fam

    • @f7744dread388
      @f7744dread388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Chris Box Shit man I was just looking up weird shit about people like to shit on each other I got on TH-cam to forget and then I scroll down to this to remind me.

    • @Chrisboxify
      @Chrisboxify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** good shit fam

    • @brianw.1649
      @brianw.1649 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creepy Cooter omg never thought I would see you here! Tell Matt I said "Hey ya'll."

  • @jacobmcpeak8967
    @jacobmcpeak8967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the new Tonka VCR

    • @nahux
      @nahux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      man when I heard VCR I lost it so bad

  • @AndreVanZark
    @AndreVanZark 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha so hilarious .... XD I love this kinds of videos you guys should do more silly games

  • @mrcaboose09
    @mrcaboose09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    we're here so early it hasn't even processed to full hd.

  • @thewalkerxiii
    @thewalkerxiii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is bald

  • @leestevens1539
    @leestevens1539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As much as I love dicky dines, these really were the golden days

  • @daveforton
    @daveforton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And now for this years olympics first event we have... SPORTS.

  • @NebuliumOfficial
    @NebuliumOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was dying the whole video, this is fucking great 😂

  • @023thelax
    @023thelax 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was one hilarious video. Good work

  • @forfoxsake3302
    @forfoxsake3302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:25 Actual footage of Jared having an existential crisis, (Pretty sure there were tears involved).

  • @MysticSkillet
    @MysticSkillet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Name 3 planes "Big ones, 9/11, 9/11 part 2" I nearly fell out mah chair

  • @zacharymickesh4837
    @zacharymickesh4837 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Quebec, Canada, and Mooseville" XDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @Dom_Edwards-df9nu
    @Dom_Edwards-df9nu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost it when Austin said Rosie o' Donald can be covered in chocolate

  • @wildtangsoodokids
    @wildtangsoodokids 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this made me almost choke on my burrito several times. Thanks.

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the fucking starfish is the name of my grindcore band.

  • @James-gn3ru
    @James-gn3ru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Here's the museum of bodies www.discoverytsx.com/exhibitions/bodyworlds

  • @sagielib
    @sagielib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im staying up past my bedtime to watch this… dont tell my mom..

  • @nightphenomena8581
    @nightphenomena8581 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...Did I just saw Austin jerking the timer?
    Now, that's something I'll never forget.

    • @Dbababeyha
      @Dbababeyha 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Night Phenomena the grossest and it the same time the sexiest thing I`d seen for the last couple months. I`m a little bit confused

  • @hannahsullivan6747
    @hannahsullivan6747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Nissan Toyota" - Jared Dine

  • @Flambass
    @Flambass 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here's a like just for that VCR, even if everything else sucked (but it didn't), that one was game winner!!!

  • @inera7203
    @inera7203 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I learned the hard way not to eat food while watching this channel. literally laughing my ass off

  • @joseluiselizondo5500
    @joseluiselizondo5500 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of this!!!!

  • @prozoomy
    @prozoomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Danger noodle xD new word for snake 😂😂😂😳

  • @Shields18
    @Shields18 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Danger Noodle made me cry so hard while laughing x'D

  • @greggoso600
    @greggoso600 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG i thought "naked" as the first way to celebrate new years eve as well ahahah

  • @donovanbarr5134
    @donovanbarr5134 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't fucking joke about 911 Austin, my face went from happy to pissed in less than a second...

  • @KillerCow13316
    @KillerCow13316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:29 lost my shit. 😂

  • @turnleftaticeland
    @turnleftaticeland 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video makes me cry laughing every time i watch it

  • @aggrontuslight7381
    @aggrontuslight7381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i like these vids. hooked lol

  • @simonzackrisson6437
    @simonzackrisson6437 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    U guys are like my friends i never had :PPPPPPPP

  • @waltriguess
    @waltriguess 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:43 THE ENTIRE ALESTORM BAND!!!

  • @willdvsds3141
    @willdvsds3141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Put this on tv and I will write a song about Austin Dickey and his adventures of stupidity

  • @MarinatedChair
    @MarinatedChair 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how jared tries to make a joke props to you jared you get a you tried star

  • @zerothahero00
    @zerothahero00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9 mins. in and I finally notice Recess playing in the background.

  • @loschain2224
    @loschain2224 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I stopped breathing for a little bit when Austin said Rosie o donald

  • @PrettyPrincess2614
    @PrettyPrincess2614 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Danger noodle" I'M WEAK!!!!! XD