WTF INVENTIONS!!! [I CRUSH AUSTIN'S FOOT]

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  • @crazydonut8599
    @crazydonut8599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Watching this feels like having friends

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL soooo true.

    • @theplaceifeelsafest6319
      @theplaceifeelsafest6319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I watch this so I can feel like I have friends

    • @xtexaschainsawx
      @xtexaschainsawx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same. I feel like I'm not alone when I watch the DD Show.

    • @bournelucid
      @bournelucid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      J

    • @perryborn2777
      @perryborn2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was wondering why I liked this show so much...

  • @HoodedGargoyle
    @HoodedGargoyle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "My niece isn't dead so that's good." That is gonna be me as an aunt, "they aren't dead so."

  • @jvaz7204
    @jvaz7204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    jareds laugh gives me life and gets me thru the day

    • @roughinfquinn9540
      @roughinfquinn9540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J Vaz it’s soooooooo fake

    • @22.NUU.DRU.22
      @22.NUU.DRU.22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roughinfquinn9540 yeah, after he crushed his toe, was like damn bro, calm yourself...

  • @ZaccScissorlip
    @ZaccScissorlip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Watching this 4 and a half years later:
    I can easily see how much Austin's self-confidence has improved and Jared has come to hate the internet even more.
    Great times.

  • @trevorhurd2593
    @trevorhurd2593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    There's an invention for Austin called Steel toed boots

    • @LogicOfCrocs
      @LogicOfCrocs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trevor Hurd wooowww good joke.....try harder

    • @stevenwilliams9108
      @stevenwilliams9108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Took this guy two years to think of this comeback... Give him credit.

    • @shanethesorcerer
      @shanethesorcerer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Battle of the Trevors

    • @markcavich1871
      @markcavich1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shane Shory 😂

    • @nemanjamladenovic2871
      @nemanjamladenovic2871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 Not even a joke, some types of military combat boots actually have metal parts to reinforce parts around toes and heels...so...kinda possible xD but over here those boots cost like... 400-500 bucks

  • @jvncnrd
    @jvncnrd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Austin sleeps in a "dab" position. Dreaming of flipping bottles.

    • @plazmamasta193
      @plazmamasta193 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Javan Conrad wow lol

    • @stumpy.1
      @stumpy.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You misspelled Jake paul

  • @BrandonParkerMusic
    @BrandonParkerMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I loved this episode so much. I have not laughed that hard in soooo long haha. So glad I got to do this with you guys :D

    • @artyomdark4205
      @artyomdark4205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brandon Parker Music Parker is my first name lol

    • @Stbricechannel
      @Stbricechannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i recently found their Bad Impressions and Whisper Challenge videos and I didn't think I was going to be able to breathe after those!

  • @Nathanthepleb
    @Nathanthepleb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I think Austin is gonna be sitting further away from Jared after this episode 😂

    • @sebastianviuf
      @sebastianviuf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NMetal25 he actully does 😂😂😂

  • @tiibox4087
    @tiibox4087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I'll stop stealing from my grandmother and living off the government if you make dining with dickey again...

    • @fazefrank4671
      @fazefrank4671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler Box Yas!

    • @zowiezooblezilla
      @zowiezooblezilla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tyler Box you're in luck my dude

    • @dkota7077
      @dkota7077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you my uncle

    • @johnnybrown9581
      @johnnybrown9581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoxMusic you should prob stop doing that anyway...

  • @SpaceP1rate
    @SpaceP1rate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Austin doesn't sing in the shower, because his voice would shatter the porcelain and burst all the water pipes.

  • @kennypote592
    @kennypote592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how quick Austin transitioned and Austin was still recovering from laughing XD

  • @rorydonaldson2794
    @rorydonaldson2794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You guys are my highlight of this weekend. I felt like shit today but i feel better now, thanks guys. Keep on rockin.

  • @SaintSentry
    @SaintSentry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    #PrayForAustinsFoot

    • @escapedchimp9931
      @escapedchimp9931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SaintSentry
      1 like = 1 prayer

    • @unknownpack5717
      @unknownpack5717 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SaintSentry Austin's

    • @SaintSentry
      @SaintSentry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unkown Pack I don't think you understand how hashtags work

    • @lemursven9195
      @lemursven9195 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SaintSentry, I don't think you understand how grammar works.

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lemur sven it’s been 3 years... but seriously...
      punctuation*

  • @EddieUsername
    @EddieUsername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:56 "I've done that with a naked baby." -Austin Dickey 2016

  • @overdrivemejimmy6847
    @overdrivemejimmy6847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that jared still, after all the laugh, the first question he ask is "are you okay?" He truly care about his little dickey.

  • @ItsBaphomet
    @ItsBaphomet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    You guys should buy some of these and see if they work

    • @BrandonParkerMusic
      @BrandonParkerMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I call dibs on the sleeping bag!

    • @MatthewRumble
      @MatthewRumble 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Garrison mind subscribing to my channel?

    • @420blzit7
      @420blzit7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emojimatt gtfo

    • @phoenixlt2890
      @phoenixlt2890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      austin as a baby mop
      now that would be funny

  • @Bursti_
    @Bursti_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Brandon is awesome! You guy have an awesome group of friends their all so full of life!

  • @nathanexplosion94
    @nathanexplosion94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "who the fuck uses an iron"
    uh you know people who go to get a job or go on fancy dates

    • @nerd543211
      @nerd543211 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or anywhere

    • @werami9126
      @werami9126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      numetalhead lol no

    • @Xakslied
      @Xakslied 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      numetalhead is this the 1950's?

  • @samus88
    @samus88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jared's laughing at Austin's pain is the funniest shit I've seen in my life

  • @Dafoodmaster
    @Dafoodmaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So austin, would you call yourself a knife guy? And if so, could you do a full knife collection vid? That'd be good watchin'

  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Who even cares, why do you need to iron shirts in hotels, I don't get it"
    Honestly and convincingly proving this kid has never even owned a collared shirt

    • @lj4001
      @lj4001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously hotels where first meant as stays away from home for Traveling business folks that needed to show up at a meeting presentable. But also vacay ppl also want their clothes ironed after stuffed in a suitcase.

  • @cecilwilliams4076
    @cecilwilliams4076 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Poor Austin but I'm fucking crying lmao

  • @therestingmitchface6241
    @therestingmitchface6241 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey, Metal Sheldon is back

  • @woewoe2749
    @woewoe2749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I like Branden. Keep him coming!

    • @devonlynch8766
      @devonlynch8766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woe, Is Dead where's he from... do you know?

    • @BrandonParkerMusic
      @BrandonParkerMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seattle

    • @devonlynch8766
      @devonlynch8766 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I meant like, if you were from a band or another youtube channel, I guess I should've specified what i meant. But thanks for letting me know :D

    • @BrandonParkerMusic
      @BrandonParkerMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha oh no worries man! I just wasnt sure what you were asking. I am not in any specific projects at the moment! Working on a solo EP that will be similar to Plini/Intervals :)

    • @devonlynch8766
      @devonlynch8766 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duuude, that sounds wicked! I can't wait for the release. Where will you be releasing it? (Such as availability to Download?)

  • @johannas8284
    @johannas8284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm so sorryyyyy" *laughing his ass off* hahaha

  • @stormeyshoults5244
    @stormeyshoults5244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was laughing and my mom tried asking me what I was watching 😂 and I just kept shaking my head NO like YOU DO NOT NEED TO WATCH THIS 😂

  • @Mephiston
    @Mephiston 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    damn dude, checking this a year and a half later.. audio is better, jared looks less like a teenage kid and austin is thinner.

  • @dragonbalance7700
    @dragonbalance7700 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This show makes me cry laugh. I haven't laughed properly In like two years and this show made me cry laugh for two hours. Thank you so much.

  • @anthonymartel5452
    @anthonymartel5452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally just watched your videos all day

  • @IDONTEXIST_6
    @IDONTEXIST_6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    R.I.P austins foot. 💀👟

  • @ZilBear
    @ZilBear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lunch anti theft- I injected ghost pepper hot sauce into a frozen burrito because some one kept taking them... no one takes them any more.

  • @Janne-k-
    @Janne-k- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "chicks dig it" - jeff

  • @glace4206
    @glace4206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My video started buffering when it zoomed on Austin and he said, "That explains the autism." Kill me.

  • @b_radyonnabeat
    @b_radyonnabeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was a story on reddit that I saw. This worker had his lunch stolen to many times, so he made a steak plate and sprinkled it with Carolina reaper. The lunch bandit almost died because it think she had a asthma attack.

  • @EMBALMENGRAVE_OFFICIAL
    @EMBALMENGRAVE_OFFICIAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this

  • @Squash03
    @Squash03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Having people steal your food at that window company must have paneful

  • @me.2564
    @me.2564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    You guys should play Cards Against Humanity!
    also... DJENTS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!!

  • @SilverBack_Props
    @SilverBack_Props 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jared’s “Mom” voice came out during Austin’s agony 😂😂. Are you okaaaaaayyyy ?

  • @beccalipczynski4158
    @beccalipczynski4158 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jared's laugh at 10:51 has me crying 😂😂😭😭😭

  • @mxyk.official
    @mxyk.official 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Got "The Dark" EP in the mail yesterday. Compared to the Rest Repose EP, which had a very clear silver sharpie signature right on the cover (love it .. I framed this), The Dark EP's signature was on the CD itself, not the cover, in black sharpie. EDIT: removing the rest of the OP. Go read Dickey's reply if you're interested in knowing why the CD was signed instead.

    • @mxyk.official
      @mxyk.official 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be the judge yourself [imgur.com/a/oIgFy]

    • @ljdeyampert6946
      @ljdeyampert6946 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mxyk Gatez Yeah man, I'm a big CD collector, and that kinda trash would really piss me off as well

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mxyk Gatez it was signed on the cd itself because as you can tell the film on the sleeve is slick and doesn't keep the signature it wipes right off.

    • @mxyk.official
      @mxyk.official 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got it, makes sense. Thanks Dickey!

  • @sethheaster5715
    @sethheaster5715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just died of laughter.

  • @METALHEAD-fh8qc
    @METALHEAD-fh8qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:15 what people been looking forward to seeing in this videos! Sorry Austin, but its funny AF!

  • @Terminado907
    @Terminado907 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    These edits are fantastic.

  • @chr15tune56
    @chr15tune56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first groan from Austin just showed so much pain in 1 second

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:43 I love how not only this is an ad for soccer net chairs, but also that the girl is literally playing with herself lmfao

  • @tylantew8076
    @tylantew8076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Corner picture frames: perfect for your favorite comic book pages or favorite pages outta book

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austin has a Spyderco Smallfly? That's really neat!

  • @MrJhonlane
    @MrJhonlane 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i honestly just came here to see Austin's foot get crushed, I haven't laughed this hard in SO long 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IDONTEXIST_6
    @IDONTEXIST_6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    NEVER CLICKED ON A VIDEO SO FAST OMG

  • @jakeliverbones1166
    @jakeliverbones1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like make fun alot, but then turn around and make fun of themselves, this makes it ok.. love u dudes. Watch u everyday

  • @christiaanungerer3660
    @christiaanungerer3660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahahahah i just shitted a kitten from laughing, bro that foot destruction part man !!! im done... cant breath

  • @zachrowe1511
    @zachrowe1511 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sponge mic has to be my favorite. It's the best way to condition your vocalist to stop cupping the mic!

  • @omazingnetwork1
    @omazingnetwork1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jared's hands are huge

    • @chelseadoll6269
      @chelseadoll6269 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omarvk3 Oh baby!

    • @TheAtomBat
      @TheAtomBat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omarvk3 It's easier for him to shred like a bad ass😎

  • @brandonferdinand1232
    @brandonferdinand1232 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where is the new dickeydines! I'm jonesing for a hit of laughter!!

  • @emerly820
    @emerly820 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Any time I watch a Dickeydines video I end up laughing my ass off!!

  • @Johnfromthedesert
    @Johnfromthedesert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Condoms with 'magic fingers'" That's the only one of these I would buy. For her!

  • @ashleyford8582
    @ashleyford8582 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The editing on this was top notch

  • @michaelmiller1015
    @michaelmiller1015 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god i havent cried from one of their videos in so long lmao

  • @zunk4435
    @zunk4435 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Austin should make shoes with metal radials or metal lining so his foot doesn't get crushed

    • @austinharness2264
      @austinharness2264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Electro™ you mean like steel toed shoes? But full encompassing?

    • @zunk4435
      @zunk4435 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin Harness Exactly

  • @NopeNoNoNo8
    @NopeNoNoNo8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Who the fuck still irons things?"
    Me 😭🖕🏻

    • @vishnuamrith987
      @vishnuamrith987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rachel Tompkins me

    • @Michealsarver
      @Michealsarver 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's an iron

    • @nyx9208
      @nyx9208 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Micheal sarver its what thoes kids call a "heavy metal"

  • @timothytayntor
    @timothytayntor 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    RiP "Toealina Dickey" gone but not forgotten

  • @leogastle0912
    @leogastle0912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when Austin said "Kyle stole my sammich make him by me a new one". I thought of cartmen

  • @alexirose8270
    @alexirose8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    almost 200,000 views and no dislikes. that's how it's done.

  • @Glocktopus129
    @Glocktopus129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is no one talking about how for the soccer chairs they used the same woman twice? lmao😂

  • @passioninmyeyes555
    @passioninmyeyes555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I sleep with my arms and shit.." yeah Austin. We do.

  • @IAmTheBestMang
    @IAmTheBestMang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I didn't know Austin used to skate! I mean, it was entirely nullified by mongo pushing, but still.

  • @RedRacconKing
    @RedRacconKing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    those stockings are literally what my legs look like wtf.

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin dying from getting his foot crushed sounds like a mix between a muppet and Mr. Peewee

  • @JaredCulbertson
    @JaredCulbertson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear Austin and Jared,
    please bring back dining with dining with dickey
    sincerely,
    jared

  • @Sara-ns3bx
    @Sara-ns3bx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    time to put "r.i.p. austins foot 10/28/16" in my instagram bio

  • @stephendeinema9259
    @stephendeinema9259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:15 reminds me of of that time Lone Star dropped the statue on Barfs toe in Spaceballs

  • @zmayhem3959
    @zmayhem3959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    NEVER BEEN SO FRICKIN FAST

    • @SMMobliguf
      @SMMobliguf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that is what i told my gf when i met her.. .she didnt belive me :(

    • @MrGreenYeti
      @MrGreenYeti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She should be happy, you think she's so beautiful you can't control it, ;)

    • @Schizniit
      @Schizniit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrGreenYeti gross

    • @zmayhem3959
      @zmayhem3959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ObligufTHeGuniEaPig omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Matt-cz2gv
      @Matt-cz2gv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      original comment

  • @kirstencarlson7603
    @kirstencarlson7603 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite show is back ❤️

  • @drewgamezzz8482
    @drewgamezzz8482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Are you guys going to be making anymore videos together?

  • @cashewwalnut3589
    @cashewwalnut3589 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin is the best uncle i have ever heard of

  • @obsessionsongcovers9650
    @obsessionsongcovers9650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yesssssss brandon once more

  • @vintagejm
    @vintagejm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Periphery shirt though 🔥

  • @kezbriggs9231
    @kezbriggs9231 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how when it said devestating pain I thought it was noise so I turned off my sound and there was just five minutes of random laughter.

  • @isabelrodriguezsjolund9701
    @isabelrodriguezsjolund9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin has them uncle reflexes.

  • @steirabua861
    @steirabua861 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The turkey pillow looks like an existentialist art project

  • @nyashamrock6790
    @nyashamrock6790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Video idea- types of people you hate

  • @DelinkventeN
    @DelinkventeN 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got tears in my eyes and tummy aches from that fucking foot crushing!

  • @AndresCruz-mb2ir
    @AndresCruz-mb2ir 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    not even the first thing they talk about and laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @donovangilbert7180
    @donovangilbert7180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still iron my shirts...

  • @aspookyknucklehead1309
    @aspookyknucklehead1309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:17

  • @Smogans
    @Smogans 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm watching this video while at my desk job lmao

  • @Hadalium
    @Hadalium 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Regarding the pizza scissors, those would be dope if they had different sizes. :3 I'd be completely down for those.

  • @mamacody9094
    @mamacody9094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you don't wanna be harassed just don't go out!" Austin has said better things let's just say that lol

  • @kaseycarling1739
    @kaseycarling1739 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    guys we need new videos where are they

  • @mattsugrim7132
    @mattsugrim7132 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude the way Brendan broke the fourth wall at 10:29 tho

  • @user-jr7ww2gf1h
    @user-jr7ww2gf1h 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    More vids with Brandon

  • @Lambosown
    @Lambosown 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bring back Dining with Dickey!!

  • @regitzemadsen934
    @regitzemadsen934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    wow a bike for me (I have scoliosis)

  • @jimmymcsnickens9344
    @jimmymcsnickens9344 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's the DickeyDines Show been?

  • @Bobaruski22
    @Bobaruski22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:19 hey watch it Austin lol

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Look mom! No pedals!"

  • @arthurelkeen4438
    @arthurelkeen4438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We miss you guys, where are you ?

  • @Clitches
    @Clitches 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin’s enemy is the world Archeological rocks!

  • @danielthompson2467
    @danielthompson2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:56 Bono realy let himself go.

    • @goldeneggthatneverhatched4252
      @goldeneggthatneverhatched4252 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait... is Austin a flipper?? Nice!