The Great iPhone Massacre
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มี.ค. 2017
- Hundreds of retarded people smash their iPhones because the internet tells them to.
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As if apple would let you charge your phone in a non-Apple microwave.
Fantastic comment. I better return to this video in an unspecificed time in the future to see it has thousands of likes.
Lmfao
Haha yesssssss. Using that, if I may.
This is gold lol
@@Jotari It's about time to return.
"4chan had an idea"
Natural Selection: *breaths heavily*
Underrated comment!
That’s why i don’t trust the internet
Natural Selection: "Who called me?"
"Breaths"
@@AnonningAnon The dude missed one letter, c'mon
Man, people are stupid. Everybody knows you put your phone in the microwave to dry it not to charge it. You charge it in the toaster.
Common sense smh
I tried this it actually works
@@btherogue4994 woah really? I was skeptical but now with one source ima go try it.
@@wannabefoleyartist9635 I'm feeling like submitting to peer pressure today!
Nah bro, What you do is you hold your phone in your left hand, And with your right hand you jab a fork into the plug and your phone will charge 200% faster then with a regular wire
"I made that design decision..I thought it was funny"
If apple had said that...I'd respect them a hell of a lot more
Same dude
I come back to this video every now and then. That line never fails to make me laugh.
Too bad itll wake up the sheep
"Im stupid please help"
Honest man with funny comment
we can all relate with that man at some point in our lives.
@@blauwbeer556 Can't be mad at someone asking for help humbly if they aren't even gonna get all defensive and turn into an ass.
@@jbreitz87 what? U ok? Have you been in a flame war recently and now have PTSD of constant insults for having a different opinion?
@@blauwbeer556 Hey, how many brothers and sisters do you have from different fathers, mang. Lemme know.
@@jbreitz87 I don't
All these people were drilling on the wrong side, that’s why the couldn’t find the headphone jack.
Apparently it's hidden around where the battery is. I haven't tried yet
no you have to drill it right in the center of the screen
You're right, the right side is actually in the middle of the user's head
Thank you for telling me this information before I started drilling at the bottom, now I will refer to this last reply above me
My name is Irrelevant no
"Designed to withstand the most demanding environments. Like your pockets."
Gonna give HTC the win from that little montage.
Yeah that was by far the most savage.
Whoever made people think you can charge phones in microwaves, I love you, that right there is just amazing, double damage instead of just ruining a phone in water
A true stroke of genius.
DOUBLE KILL
You encapsulated how terrible humanity as a collective is with that one sentence. You are a terrible person
"4chan had an idea"
The sentence that creates both terror and entertainment at the same time.
*Chaotic nuetral*
@Derp Inshmurtz chaotic *funeral*
both an omen of chaos and a promise for laughs
Oh 4chan, you are the harbringer of doom.
Chaos for the victims
Entertainment for the watchers
so basically, 4chan is good at marketing and people should stop trusting the internet
yes
big news, mate
@Dat Boii genius bar...
@Dat Boii if they weren't they wouldn't buy an apple in the first place
Set
You mean people would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
In 4chan's defense, this is just survival of the fittest. If you're that gullible, you deserve a broken iPhone.
I love the forum entry: 'I'm not stupid, BUT I put my iPhone in the microwave.' oh do I have news for you.
A girl at my school tried to charge her phone in the microwave. So there was at least ONE
there was a kid in my school, that one kid, who would believe anything and do anything for the attention, they got an iphone 7, and they drilled into it after bragging on snapchat that he was gong to put a headphone jack in his phone, honestly everyone thought this was just him trolling so everyone went along with it encouraging him, that was the last snapchat he ever sent because his parents never bought him another phone, and it was impossible to get a job in that town so he spent the next 3 years of highschool with a flip phone.
I knew two.
@@Free_Krazy if you think that's true, I don't think you deserve a phone
@@camdenellis5611 its not him
@@frandovian Camden isnt talking about Fred hes talking about the individual Fred is talking about and just general people that lack common sense, come on bud dont get put in that category of people.
"Not waterproof! Now my phones at the bottom of the river!"
I mean the ad didnt say it could float
Gods, so fucking dumb.
apple user, probably saw it wasn't working and just tossed it in the river
Lmfao
That example should be the response to anyone who asks “how could someone fall for that?”. Common sense doesn’t exist in some people
Huh, than the phone i found in a lake one day kust have been from one of those idiots.
People microwaving,watering,bending and drilling their phones makes me feel smart
Let's be honest, these hoaxes serve another, far more important purpose.
To highlight the dumbest our species has to offer, and to remind us that these people vote.
We made a new iPhone that was idiot proof, then they invented a new idiot
Damn that's so good
« Let me introduce you i-Diot 2, the new revolution in terms of stupidity... »
iPhones can never be idiot proof as that's their intended audience
Ive heard this before, whats it from
And they say iPhone is the best...
"It's not a bug, it's a feature", sounds like something Bethesda would say lol
*IT JUST WORKS.*
You see that iPhone? You can bend it.
I think the meme itself came from Bethesda’s games,or at least was rendered popular by them
srbin? samo pitam
that's actually just a very common joke in the programming community
I love how when people hear about stuff like the waterproof update or the microwave charging they're like "Oh! Let me test it!" Instead of "that'll probably be helpful at some point."
I love how Samsung has always been ahead of the curve when it comes to their phones being water resistant. People were doing it to their Samsung.. and the phone would be fine. I drunkenly went swimming with mine a few times and nothing happened. Meanwhile, the amount of drama and memes from the Apple community was so juicy.
Why, though? Apple users used to tell me that the company was always on the cutting edge. 🤣
That reminds me. The newest iPhone screen doubles as a whetstone. It just takes a while and requires you to drag the edge extra hard. LOL
So THAT'S why my J5 didn't become an ex-phone when I dropped it in the toilet that one time! I was absolutely terrified it would die (not to mention feeling like a total moron for letting it happen), but to my surprise, it was like nothing happened. Now I'm really glad I stuck with Samsung when I did have to replace it... Regardless, pre-built obsoleteness, or whatever it's called, sucks.
How liver shatteringly drunk do you have to be to forget you have a phone in your pocket?
My galaxy went for enough swims to receive its lifeguard approbation. When it happened, i'd submerge it in 99% alcohol in a ziplock to dry it faster, leaving it to float in there and shaking the bag, back plate off for 10 mins each time. It still works.
Bruh phones weren’t water proof in 2016
"I'm stupid please help"
Atleast he admitted it.
I'm stpid, pls hlp!
"Am st0ped, plz hulp!"
i laughed like crazy xDDDD
We should just gas all the stupid people.
Just make an iphone make a post that it's water proof, if people dunk it in the water the government will track them down and gas them saving humanity.
The anon that suggested 'microwave charging' is still proud to this day.
Really? Did he make a vid or something?
As he should be! World class trolling right there
@@hharlington7156 that anon is all of us
Props to them, wherever they are and whatever they are doing.
Plot twist: OP is the anon we're talking about!
"fire is normal, don't stop" is your wakeup call
There was an old local joke that if you place a teaspoon in the USB port your computer reads it like a 3 mb flash drive.
People use to post that in chat rooms and just watch idiots "go offline"
My mum isn't stupid enough to microwave her phone
She dropped it into a toaster like a normal person
"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted apple Pop Tarts"
@@nightmarefanatic1819 it was whatever that Chinese brand that begins with a h is idk how to spell it
But funny joke
@@ThomasFarquhar2 Huawei?
@@nightmarefanatic1819 that's the one
Yummmy
The new iPhone has a drone feature. Just turn on airplane mode and throw it into the air. Violà!
_Todd Howard wants to know your location_
Works best if you're flying on a plane. Just frisbee it out the window, and it'll follow you on your journey! Now you never have to be wary of having your phone stolen.
Since it hovers, you can throw it over large bodies of water and not worry about it falling in.
*DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS*
I know it’s stupid but I actually did this please help.
One of my class mates a few years back put his phone in the microwave because his friend told him it would charge it, his defence was that you always trust what your friend says.....
I was like no, no you don't.
My ex sister-in-law microwaved her phone. I laughed in her face. Her friends called me rude for not being sympathetic. They're all idiots.
I love the fact that, after these people microwaved their phones or drilled headphone jacks into them, they had to go to something called “The Genius Bar”
Feels like Apple subtly is calling their customers sheep. We are all a slave to companies in one way or another but the different is in how they speak to you.
lol i'm suprised more people havent noticed that/pointed that out before
@Areatrance to be fair who tf would drill their fucking phone after the other hoaxes.
@@stonalisa3729
To not be fair, who would consider a phone company "concealing" a headphone jack 😂
@Areatrance "Genius" is meant to refer to the support staff, not the customers
Schools have failed when adults believe software would make devices waterproof, that ram can be downloaded, and microwaves can charge phones
And in a sinister way, completed their task successfully.
Not our problem they go to us schools
4chan is a strict teacher, but it makes sure that you learn your lessons.
Wait a minute Ram downloading is real i downloaded 64 gigs last saturday
It’s a vast underestimation of just how little the average person knows about tech in general. It’s not schools’ fault really; it’s a technical subject
This has aged incredibly well.
Let's do it again.
What happened?
I’m confused too we have so much shit going on now it’s hard to know what it is
Only OGs remember when this vid had an intro with video game and movie torture scenes
the sentence '4chan had an idea' is enough to rip whole planets apart.
The ripped the EU appart.
So yeah.
@@icecold1805 Not quite yet. In progress.
@@OryAlle please elaborate
4chan needs to do a better job of eliminating stupid people. They are just messing with them now.
@@OryAlle don't worry, sargon will save the west. Or kill the europe.
Let's be honest here. If Apple released that 'iPhone XD', people would still buy it.
Poetic Abomination I would. for the lolz
En Potaaato lowercase x and lowercase d is where it is at
En Potaaato XD nice joke but I'm pretty sure everyone uses it genuinely XD nice one friendo
700th like
Hipster marketing works depressingly well.
“I’m stupid, please help” is the best quote ever.
Don't forget the OS bug in 2014 where you could send a string of charcters that would force restart/crash the recipients phone. That was a fun couple weeks
How did you not mention the genius that made a "Body Scale" app for ipad and got a bunch of people to crush their tablets
Was super hoping that wouldve been included
or that app where people had to throw their phone in the air and get kinda high to beat a "best score"
ipad =/= iphone
What about the hammer app where you could use your phone as a hammer hahahaha
There's so many of these incidents that it's not even worth it to include it in a video about that very topic. That fact alone, speaks volumes.
"4chan had an idea"
NEVER a sentence you want to hear.
CherryIsTrash fuck that. That's how you know something's good. Case in point 2016
lefu 2016 made Pepe seem like a white supremacist symbol. 4chan killed the legacy of Pepe. 2016 was awful.
CherryIsTrash i need your avatar
Squashman 4chan made PayPei what he is today, a cute smug meme. You reactionary anti intellectuals forced the creator to kill the original post.
Also /pol/ is not all of 4chin and vice versa
Dako I have to
i was in the thread when the microwave charging post was made. microwave charging. that's literally all he said. two words caused a literal meltdown of iphones worldwide. such genius. i only wish i could achieve this level of intelligence and trollery at the same time.
02:54 i'm stupid please help. this is a mood
Apple probably loved 4chan for this because people had to buy more iPhones
You cannot stop chaos. Praise the dark gods!
@Luka Perović they're the same dumbasses that put their phones into microwaves, and think it's waterproof, thanks to an software update. Ofc they would buy another iPhone
Plot twist - it was apple undercover on 4chan who suggested the idea and made the perfect advertisement 🤣
4chan is a chaotic neutral, destroy phones, sell moar
@Luka Perović tumbler tried to "do something about 4 chan" ask them what happend
"I was baptised twice, once in water, once in flame"
-Joshua Graham, the man with the immortal phone
This needs more likes
Fire is normal, don't stop
Ayeeee FO
The Robco PIP Boy is a much better product that Apple or Android's offerings.
Can they survive a nuclear EMP and have a battery that will last for over 200 years? No, I didn't think so.
I was just playing Honest Hearts lol!
The "I'm stupid, please help" post always gets me
Damn, you really know how to start your videos with a flash of stress. Great video, loved every second except the first 7.
I love how 4chan has revived the "computers for people too stupid to own computers" stereotype of Apple customers.
Realistically that is only true for older Apple customers. Most apple customers now are university age or slightly above / slightly below. Go into any university lecture hall and it's just rows upon rows of Macbooks.
@@ifb6368 If the school gives them out maybe, Mac's are built to break down and usually incredibly overpriced, atleast for the more expensive ones,
bcbc2425 they’re not built to break down, lmao in every western nation students almost exclusively use MacBooks, and unis don’t provide them
@@ifb6368 Being around university age doesn't mean they are smart, or even that they know their way around a computer.
@@ifb6368 just because lots of students use them doesn't mean they're not built to break down, those are two completely unrelated concepts. Also, they put colour-changing moisture sensors on the motherboards that simply react to ambient humidity in the air over time, so that they can claim water damage and refuse warranty cover.
“Bend it like Beckham” was pure genius
And quite hilarious
rolls off the tongue nice too
I prefer to bend it like Bender. But sorry if that's TMI.
"Bend me over"
I love how even the waterproofing hoax wasn't enough to convince apple to actually make their phones, which are pretty much all flagships, waterproof to this day.
Theyve been IP68 since like iphone 7 dude what are you talking about?
I feel like this entire saga could be the perfect advertisement for anything other than public school
I heard that there is a new app that transforms your iPhone into a soda fountain if you dip the phone in soda and leave it to absorb the bevarage for 15 minutes
Oh wow! I gotta try this!
HELP I DID IT AND BRICKED MY PHONE!!
Set your oven to 400 degrees and toss it in and leave it there for another 15 minutes to dry it! Quick!
Directions not clear. Got dick stuck in microwave.
iPhucc
"The public education system did not produce an educated public."
It was never meant to. It was meant to creat people who obey without question. And that how this worked
Sorry ... but the gullible fools who buy Apple are RICH and probably not educated in a public school. Many of them are most likely university educated too ...
"I don't want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers" John D Rockefeller
@@donc6366 dont we all
@@huntergrant6520 that and teachers, as about 80% of curriculums are only useful for being retaught
The day 4chan gets censored or blocked is the day we can say for sure we live in an authoritarian dystopia.
prob true
That day probably isn't far off either. It's already increasingly feeling like we're getting to that point.
The last bastion of genuine internet freedom. And it's already less free than it was 10 years ago.
@@horusschnopp1882 stop pretending you know what 4chan is lmao
And this is folks why those warning labels exist.
Microwave Charging *"Fire is normal. don't stop."*
next on the List
put your Phone in hydrochloric Acid to create static Electricity which makes it use less Power for up to 24 Hours
@@user-si5fm8ql3c Siq lifehack
See, the funny thing is, I witnessed my friend's older sister microwaving her IPhone when I was younger. Even I told her "This is stupid. This sounds stupid."
@@w_hle3828 No way and what happened exactly this?
the number of people who believed that advice is fucking hilarious. I remember that shit because I was arguing with someone about it for about 5 min before I gave up and stopped trying to convince them otherwise.
I like how one of the comments said that their iPhone was at the bottom of a river. Karen, even if it were waterproof, the ad never said it would float
I was thinking the same thing, my first thought was "If it's at the bottom of a river you have bigger problems than waterproofing."
even if it floated how the hell do you retrieve it?
@@markzuckerbread1865 With the patent pending tiny automated oars that spring out along with the flotation ring that keeps it afloat. It uses patented GPS technology to track your position and swim along after you or to the nearest shore.
@@TsuladanGaming if apple would do that i would legitimately buy one just to have it swimming around in the bathtub
@@evangel_io9007 It's all well and good until it gets stuck circling you and you realize somebody strapped a tiny shark fin atop it.
100K Subs 6 years ago. You came a long way brother, Cheers to you!
Gotta admit, it's fascinating to see all the different results people got from sticking their phones into microwaves. Some phones completely die and some don't, some kinda sorta work but can't play sound, or have busted screens... It's so diverse!
if you dont have enough storage, just put your iphone in the freezer. the new smr-flash technology allows your files to become smaller as the phone cools down!
Aha that made me laugh out loud
"Don't delete, just Chill."
@@mrkeogh "Fill and Chill".
About to try this out brb
What happens when it thaws though?
“How they were able to call the police I haven’t quite figured out”
That made me laugh harder than it should’ve
@ Who the fuck still has landlines?
@@2hotflavored666 boomers
@@2hotflavored666 People who microwave their phones.
@@2hotflavored666
My family does. We still use it.
@@2hotflavored666 It's a useful thing to have if shit goes south with your phone and you need to call the 911 or someone else.
I remember in the era before androids and well honestly most mobile phones, there was a simmilar scam with charging alkaline batteries in the microwave. People fell for that too.
You left out the true massacre, people born between 1999 and 2006 entering high school. Many Iphones from the iphone 4 to iphone 7 became hand-me-downs to those kids. This would end up being the equivalent to Order 66 but for older Iphones, many phones being dropped left right and centre with the screens being shattered or the phones even splitting in half in some cases because a dude threw it as a joke, one even got dropped from the top of the building. Not even my Iphone 6 made it through this great Iphone purge (I accidentally dropped it in the toilet)
My phone had a hole in it that burnt your finger I swear it started emitting radiation
Just remember, these people can vote.
So do dead people XD
but in all honesty, I'm surprised at nothing anymore these days. We've got people using gorilla glue in their hair.
I mean Biden 'won', didn't he?
@@lurksnitchtongue8986 yeah, he 'won'. And the cringe Hunger Games like inauguration and the fact that DC remains besieged by the national guard and the amount of executive orders signed really shows how 'fair' the election went XD
@@oogatooga8280 no
Don't forget the "send me to heaven" game that gave you a high score for how long you could keep your device in the air.
It was written by someone who hated apple and wanted to trick idiots into throwing their devices and smashing them.
I can imagine two idiots trying to beat each others scores
Fucking genius
@@jorgeo1492 "Haha Josh I have a higher score!"
"Not for long!"
*crash noise accompanied with metal breaking*
"Was that the ceiling fan?"
"Fuuuck"
@@Blade.5786 haha i win
If its airtime, just attach it to a drone and then fly the drone around for a while
By far the best TED Talk I've seen in a while.
I just Love this New 2022 Video from The Internet History In. Well Done!
"Everything went without a hitch, until 4chan got involved."
The whole internet summarized in one sentence.
Not exactly.
@@daeryk6424 deliver then.
still waiting for the statement...
@@daeryk6424 waiting for the real statement
@@hugocardoso1488 man is still waiting for something to happen so he can use it as an example
Is like that time kids were looking to "download more RAM"
I do it all the time, so much cheaper
I just downloaded a 2080 RTX but don't know how to make it work... Any help would be much appreciated
The companies selling RAM don't like people downloading, because they want their cut. You have to delete System 32, that bypasses the DRM protections.
Disclaimer: Do not actually delete parts of your computer's OS. I have to say this because the Idiocracy is real.
@@mcblaggart8565 I just did delete System 32 it didn't actually work because i read somewhere that deleting the system 32 folder doesn't bypass all the drm so i have to remove my hard drive and smash it with a hammer and then restart my PC and download an online HDD and re-instal system 32 into it and that way it doesn't conflict with a downloaded graphics card! Thumbs up so everyone can see!
Dedicated WHAM
Quickly became my favorite channel tbh
To be fair the "Iphone XD" still changed more about the Iphone than apple does in any version today
"It's not a bug,it's a feature"
"They're not lootboxes they're suprise mechanics"
"This is not forcing myself onto a choir boy, this is a surprise healthcare prostate exam."
*ITS NOT RAPE ITS SUPRISE SEX*
@@scruffsnugg736 struggle snuggle
@@bobsnob3073 trade mark that
Mistur jowstuur
The best thing is in the Apple Wave Trailer at 1:59 it literally says 'fire is normal don't stop'
That should have been a flashing, neon sign to even the most technologically ignorant that this was a joke/prank/parody, and not something to do.
I mean... even if it worked and the phone came out fine, you still don't want a god damn fire in your microwave.
@@stuflames4769 Pretty sure this was edited in post by Internet Historian for added effect. 4chan is pretty smart, smart enough not to compromise the realism of their ad. I might be wrong, but I have faith in 4chan.
I saw a navy seal copy pasta in there, that's definitely Historian's doing
@@gavinan6964 lmao, even before that, it said "how do microwaves even work?" which totally couldn't have been in a video passing off as real.
@@ellusiv5121 it was added on by internet historian
4chan sounds like the embodiment of the Chaotic Evil alignment
I rewatched this video countless times, and yet the intro still triggers my anxiety.
You guys remember people pissing on their phones for pregnancy tests? And when people thought that they could be used as digital scales? Lol.
You're kidding, right?
@@user-tm3fz7qx3s lol. No that happened.
@@BRAND0N... And I thought I was dumb.
@@user-tm3fz7qx3s everyone is. Dont worry about it too much. Better dumb than deluded I always say.
@@BRAND0N... wtf you have a link?
“The iPhone is waterproof”
Expectation: Ok that’s cool
Reality: *Time to throw my phone into the nearest body of water!*
kinda thought the expectation/reality meme was dead
@@anonymouslonely7765 its clearly not for this guy
actually companies easily could make phones and even laptops waterproof. And I ain't talking about that rubber around the socket, but you can easily make it waterproof with hydrophobic nanotech. Of course it's in these companies best interest to NOT do this coz well, it's quite lucrative to have the costumer have water damage and come back for a new phone.
@@anonymouslonely7765 well 76 people disagree
Reality is sometimes crazier than fiction
i rewatch this video way too often i love it so much
I watched a lot of your videos but this is the first one that's making me laugh out loud. Maybe because I'm an electrical engineer. Gonna send this to all my collegues, we can use this to sink our competitors !
4chan was just testing Darwins theory of natural selection
And proving that the Theory of Evolution is false because we would have grown past this after 4 million years of constant evolution
@@No_Sleepee That's not how evolution works. Evolution is all about taking the path of least resistance while still being best suited for the environment that the creature resides in.
@@CThyran issa joke
Colonel Thyran r/wooosh
heckicus doomicus wizardus not a very good one
Lmao at least no one's going to fall for 4chans new hoax. No amount of stupid is going to buy a monitor stand for $999.
...wait, that one isn't a hoax?
$999.99 FTFY
I wouldn’t spend 500 dollars and I wouldn’t spend 499 more just to be the man who spent 1000 dollars for a crappy monitor stand
@@greenTechguy1 and I would not buy this stand, and I wouldn't for a thousand.
Getting the pro display and the stand for Christmas :)
@@greenTechguy1 but if you spent 500 dollars and then you spent 500 more, that could be the stand that was one thousand dollars to get dropped off at your door..
Ugh. Savannah, GA - Always showing off our big brains 😄The amount of local stories WTOC had to run about microwaving your phone was mind blowing!
12MB, 13MB & 128GB was the best bit
Never believe everything you see in the internet
- Abraham Lincoln
Truer words have never been said.
"Always believe everything you see on the Internet.
Also, I own the Internet. So by default you must believe do as I say"
-Joseph Stalin
"fuck you stupids. i'm going back to my tomb."
- Steve Jobs
Do not bend, drill, microwave, or drown your iPhone! -George Washington
Reese Frohlich
Do not bend drill or drown your apple product
-our lord and savior Pepe Xenu
"I thought it was funny"
The epitaph of the 21st century.
King crimson!
Aliens are going to come to earth sometime in the distant future, and they will find a burnt husk of a planet with a massive gravestone in orbit, reading only "I thought it was funny".
Confusion...
Will be my epitaph...
r/ihavereddit
@Stando pawah r/ihavereddit
Not surprised with all the tomfoolery. Same generation that decided to ingest toe pods was a great idea.
Not surprised. Same commenter who can't even spell "tide" correctly.
I know it’s an old video, but I would like to vindicate TechRax, he was joking when he said you could get the headphone jack by drilling into it. In fact, he had debunked a lot of these claims by filming himself doing them for entertainment. It’s all just a joke.
That's obvious though, you really didn't have to comment that
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
-George Carlin
Imagine being so stupid you think a comedian is a worthy philosopher. Lol.
@@bornfree8073 you don't need a degree in philosophy to be a philosopher.
born free Who said he was a philosopher?
@@bornfree8073 imagine seeing a quote from someone who isn't known to be a philosopher and therefore thinking the quoter is stupid. Lol.
@@bornfree8073 Studies have shown beyond any doubt that comedians are much smarter and perceptive than the average person, and many of them are borderline genius. Wit is part of intellect. Wit is that thing that you do not possess. Sorry for your luck there, lower-half-of-the-average guy.
This is just 4chan paying homage to the intelligence of apple users.
Please, they prefer to be referred to as "geniuses"
My favorite part is despite the fact that theres all these problems with the phones people keep spending triple what they should for the phones and still call themselves "geniuses"
4chan basically indulges natural selection at this point
Indeed.
ye apples moms gaaaaaaa-
This video gets recommended again at the perfect time
The "Does it work? No." might just be my favourite piece of voice acting EVER.
Fuck man i remember being in school when this was going around, I remember my I.T Teacher showing us the 'waterproof' update, the teacher got fucking roasted after convincing people to actually do it. He claimed to not know but i'm sure the teacher was an absolute god who was really playing along with the whole thing, fucking good times man.
nah, your teachers a fuckin idiot
Nah, he's an IT guy trying to get kids to stop fuckint texting in his class. You are the fucking idiot.
IT teachers usually don't know shit about IT
If an ad said "fire is normal please continue" or "bend me over daddy" how do people actually think its real
I'm pretty sure they weren't on the actual ads.
Most Apple users are brain dead because of all the money they spent on their phone
*But the ad says "Pre order Fallout 76 senpai"*
Pretty sure Internet Historian made those clips for this video just for laughs
4chan is the only supervillain we need.
Pedophiles versus rich hipsters.
oh my god the call in the intro brought so much nostalgia wth
>LAPD
Because what other city would need a *police warning* not to put your phone in the microwave.
The entire bible belt.
Wait, do they get internet yet?
Florida
@@KingPrintmaker well they have the dignity of being stupid w/o an abundance of resources. California has the shame of being rich af but so stupid they found a way to legislate themselves into homelessness and poverty. California is a special kind of stupid and I get the vibe you are too.
@Wersh lol, found the one with the dignity of being stupid.
Natural selection
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PSA. It's called the "Charles Darwin award" when someone dies doing something stupid.
@@ekki1993 fun fact priests, monks and similars get extra points for taking themselves willingly out of the genetic pool, on the other hand you loose points for every offspring you had before dying.
Not realistic.
@@ekki1993
The Darwin Award is given BY people who are stupid.
The bending phone thing happened to my dad. He had an iphone 8. He also loved to ride horses. And to wear jeans. Tight jeans. The combo of the tight jeans and a day long horse ride along a trail in the wilderness resulted in quite a bend. He decided to take his phone out to take a picture and was quite confused when his phone had become the gateway arch in St. Luis.
3:56 it literally said "use you teeth" 😂😂
I feel like the people who do this deserved it. Like come on. Obviously that sucks but if you’re going to spend hundreds of dollars on something and then microwave it because the internet said so and you didn’t look it up, clearly there’s something wrong.
They thought that Apple said so
But they did look it up, on the internet.
@@jonathonrobinson6081 i meant like the first result of google is probably more trustworthy then you know.. something you found anywhere else
Oh yeah, blaming the victims of fraud. Very classy.
@@anna-flora999 they deserve it
Low key predicted iphone X
LMAO
Oddlythink'n was about to comment that!!!
Oddlythink'n also, 400 th like
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Oddlythink'n Lowkey predicted 4 DS’s in a row
Grats on the 100k subs.
absolutely LOVE the Tom Scott clip :D