Nah bro, What you do is you hold your phone in your left hand, And with your right hand you jab a fork into the plug and your phone will charge 200% faster then with a regular wire
Works best if you're flying on a plane. Just frisbee it out the window, and it'll follow you on your journey! Now you never have to be wary of having your phone stolen.
I love the fact that, after these people microwaved their phones or drilled headphone jacks into them, they had to go to something called “The Genius Bar”
Feels like Apple subtly is calling their customers sheep. We are all a slave to companies in one way or another but the different is in how they speak to you.
The Robco PIP Boy is a much better product that Apple or Android's offerings. Can they survive a nuclear EMP and have a battery that will last for over 200 years? No, I didn't think so.
That should have been a flashing, neon sign to even the most technologically ignorant that this was a joke/prank/parody, and not something to do. I mean... even if it worked and the phone came out fine, you still don't want a god damn fire in your microwave.
@@stuflames4769 Pretty sure this was edited in post by Internet Historian for added effect. 4chan is pretty smart, smart enough not to compromise the realism of their ad. I might be wrong, but I have faith in 4chan.
We should just gas all the stupid people. Just make an iphone make a post that it's water proof, if people dunk it in the water the government will track them down and gas them saving humanity.
I love how when people hear about stuff like the waterproof update or the microwave charging they're like "Oh! Let me test it!" Instead of "that'll probably be helpful at some point."
there was a kid in my school, that one kid, who would believe anything and do anything for the attention, they got an iphone 7, and they drilled into it after bragging on snapchat that he was gong to put a headphone jack in his phone, honestly everyone thought this was just him trolling so everyone went along with it encouraging him, that was the last snapchat he ever sent because his parents never bought him another phone, and it was impossible to get a job in that town so he spent the next 3 years of highschool with a flip phone.
@@frandovian Camden isnt talking about Fred hes talking about the individual Fred is talking about and just general people that lack common sense, come on bud dont get put in that category of people.
Squashman 4chan made PayPei what he is today, a cute smug meme. You reactionary anti intellectuals forced the creator to kill the original post. Also /pol/ is not all of 4chin and vice versa
Don't forget the "send me to heaven" game that gave you a high score for how long you could keep your device in the air. It was written by someone who hated apple and wanted to trick idiots into throwing their devices and smashing them.
if you dont have enough storage, just put your iphone in the freezer. the new smr-flash technology allows your files to become smaller as the phone cools down!
Thing is that upon hearing their phone supposed waterproofness, they didn’t just have assurance, albeit placebo. No, they felt inclined to test whether or not it was true.
Yea, that is interesting. I feel like maybe it's this antagonistic jaded feeling against marketing claims. Like, oh yea, company X made Y outrageous claim? Let me prove it's fake and debunk them and sue them (or something). This is the motivation behind such an act that makes most sense to me..
The companies selling RAM don't like people downloading, because they want their cut. You have to delete System 32, that bypasses the DRM protections. Disclaimer: Do not actually delete parts of your computer's OS. I have to say this because the Idiocracy is real.
@@mcblaggart8565 I just did delete System 32 it didn't actually work because i read somewhere that deleting the system 32 folder doesn't bypass all the drm so i have to remove my hard drive and smash it with a hammer and then restart my PC and download an online HDD and re-instal system 32 into it and that way it doesn't conflict with a downloaded graphics card! Thumbs up so everyone can see!
Aliens are going to come to earth sometime in the distant future, and they will find a burnt husk of a planet with a massive gravestone in orbit, reading only "I thought it was funny".
Techrax is brilliant commentary on our self-absorbed consumerist society, a performance piece that interacts directly with the audience and turns them into part of the art. Don't know what you're saying tbhq
Let's be honest, these hoaxes serve another, far more important purpose. To highlight the dumbest our species has to offer, and to remind us that these people vote.
See, the funny thing is, I witnessed my friend's older sister microwaving her IPhone when I was younger. Even I told her "This is stupid. This sounds stupid."
the number of people who believed that advice is fucking hilarious. I remember that shit because I was arguing with someone about it for about 5 min before I gave up and stopped trying to convince them otherwise.
It really is the very fact that so many stupid enough to fall for it make me amazed to no end. Amazed how? Amazed that we're not extinct as a species yet.
@Patrick Ancona By "millennials", you meant Gen Z? The "millennials" are the Gen Y, which are the post 1980s bunch. Besides, Gen Y and Z are quite smart in evading these because we understand memes. It's the Baby Boomers and Gen X are the ones that are falling for these.
One of my class mates a few years back put his phone in the microwave because his friend told him it would charge it, his defence was that you always trust what your friend says..... I was like no, no you don't.
There was also that game on the App Store that was entirely people throwing their phone up in the air to see who could get it up the highest. Lots of broken phones.
@@gairisiuil Accelerometer would make sense. It probably was looking for the "motion, slowdown, stop, slow the other way, fast the other way" pattern you'd get from something reaching the top of an arc. After all just putting it on a selfie stick and holding it up near the ceiling can't count.
Realistically that is only true for older Apple customers. Most apple customers now are university age or slightly above / slightly below. Go into any university lecture hall and it's just rows upon rows of Macbooks.
@@ifb6368 just because lots of students use them doesn't mean they're not built to break down, those are two completely unrelated concepts. Also, they put colour-changing moisture sensors on the motherboards that simply react to ambient humidity in the air over time, so that they can claim water damage and refuse warranty cover.
I love how Samsung has always been ahead of the curve when it comes to their phones being water resistant. People were doing it to their Samsung.. and the phone would be fine. I drunkenly went swimming with mine a few times and nothing happened. Meanwhile, the amount of drama and memes from the Apple community was so juicy.
Why, though? Apple users used to tell me that the company was always on the cutting edge. 🤣 That reminds me. The newest iPhone screen doubles as a whetstone. It just takes a while and requires you to drag the edge extra hard. LOL
So THAT'S why my J5 didn't become an ex-phone when I dropped it in the toilet that one time! I was absolutely terrified it would die (not to mention feeling like a total moron for letting it happen), but to my surprise, it was like nothing happened. Now I'm really glad I stuck with Samsung when I did have to replace it... Regardless, pre-built obsoleteness, or whatever it's called, sucks.
My galaxy went for enough swims to receive its lifeguard approbation. When it happened, i'd submerge it in 99% alcohol in a ziplock to dry it faster, leaving it to float in there and shaking the bag, back plate off for 10 mins each time. It still works.
@Luka Perović they're the same dumbasses that put their phones into microwaves, and think it's waterproof, thanks to an software update. Ofc they would buy another iPhone
Thoroughly disappointed that the third invention doesn't say "get bent" anywhere in the ad. Considering the first two say "get moist" and "get cooking"
It’s a vast underestimation of just how little the average person knows about tech in general. It’s not schools’ fault really; it’s a technical subject
Don't forget the OS bug in 2014 where you could send a string of charcters that would force restart/crash the recipients phone. That was a fun couple weeks
@@ekki1993 fun fact priests, monks and similars get extra points for taking themselves willingly out of the genetic pool, on the other hand you loose points for every offspring you had before dying.
Lmao at least no one's going to fall for 4chans new hoax. No amount of stupid is going to buy a monitor stand for $999. ...wait, that one isn't a hoax?
@@zissler1 but if you spent 500 dollars and then you spent 500 more, that could be the stand that was one thousand dollars to get dropped off at your door..
I heard that there is a new app that transforms your iPhone into a soda fountain if you dip the phone in soda and leave it to absorb the bevarage for 15 minutes
There was an old local joke that if you place a teaspoon in the USB port your computer reads it like a 3 mb flash drive. People use to post that in chat rooms and just watch idiots "go offline"
Whoever made people think you can charge phones in microwaves, I love you, that right there is just amazing, double damage instead of just ruining a phone in water
I heard that the reason the new IPhones weigh so much is because they have a kinetic battery charger stored inside. All you have to do is drop your phone onto a hard surface multiple times and watch as your drained battery instantly restores itself with the force kinetic energy. This new method is completely safe as all current models of the IPhone are equipped with Apple patented flexi-glass screens with the flexibility and durability to withstand many extreme impacts. Use today in conjunction with Apple patented IFlex technology.
No, no, that's too inefficient. Put it on a paint shaker for 10 minutes or so, but don't tether it down. The case is hard enough to withstand a road roller running it over, a few bumps won't even scratch it.
I feel like the people who do this deserved it. Like come on. Obviously that sucks but if you’re going to spend hundreds of dollars on something and then microwave it because the internet said so and you didn’t look it up, clearly there’s something wrong.
Fuck man i remember being in school when this was going around, I remember my I.T Teacher showing us the 'waterproof' update, the teacher got fucking roasted after convincing people to actually do it. He claimed to not know but i'm sure the teacher was an absolute god who was really playing along with the whole thing, fucking good times man.
@@lurksnitchtongue8986 yeah, he 'won'. And the cringe Hunger Games like inauguration and the fact that DC remains besieged by the national guard and the amount of executive orders signed really shows how 'fair' the election went XD
Video references "iPhone XD" This week: Apple announces iPhone X. Internet Historian predicts the future! Or he used the 1970 bug to jump forward in time...
Gotta admit, it's fascinating to see all the different results people got from sticking their phones into microwaves. Some phones completely die and some don't, some kinda sorta work but can't play sound, or have busted screens... It's so diverse!
Channels like this give me hope in the new generation of youtubers. We won't be stuck with screaming minecraft children. Thankyou for letting me breathe easy, knowing that we will have new, good content on this platform. I wish u could get more popularity.
I've seen the "screaming Minecraft children" and spoiler alert. There just kids. Not special kids that were worse than the previous generation or the one afterwards. Garden variety children.
Oda Swifteye not all kids are screaming at minecraft, but there are a lot of channels now that are that. Creative content,with lots of effort put in, is appearing less often now.
The Y2K bug was a thing but fortunately devs were able to patch the effected software before there was any major effects. Unfortunately, too many dumbasses didn't see the world end so they think it wasn't real.
@@hoilol295 If it weren't for the frantic efforts of many thousands of people then Y2K would have been quite bad. Critical systems were patched ahead of time.
Sorry ... but the gullible fools who buy Apple are RICH and probably not educated in a public school. Many of them are most likely university educated too ...
@@KingPrintmaker well they have the dignity of being stupid w/o an abundance of resources. California has the shame of being rich af but so stupid they found a way to legislate themselves into homelessness and poverty. California is a special kind of stupid and I get the vibe you are too.
I worked either for Apple directly or for cell phone companies doing customer support through all of those. We used to mute the people calling in so we could laugh.
I wonder how long it will be until "Internet Historian" becomes an actual respected career, requiring college degrees, because as the internet becomes more and more integrated with everyday life, and as events like these are passed with so little historical documentation, it's only a matter of time.
There are already books written about it, moreso now since Trump's Presidental success is being largely attributed the divide between Internet vs. MSM.
Just put the letter “S” or the word “Pro” after anything and it increases the value without fail. Ex: Introducing the all new Needlepeen Pro coming to a bedroom near you!
It seems the internet is the greatest collection of human knowledge in our history, and at the same time the absolute misuse and even destruction of it.
I remember in the era before androids and well honestly most mobile phones, there was a simmilar scam with charging alkaline batteries in the microwave. People fell for that too.
@@No_Sleepee That's not how evolution works. Evolution is all about taking the path of least resistance while still being best suited for the environment that the creature resides in.
Anyone who uses iPhone has a smaller brain capacity because the cheap materials in iPhones release high amounts of radiation that kills their braincells.
I heard that if you drop the new IPhone X off a skyscraper, it will grow wings and now you have a flying phone. You see, advanced algorithms in the phone has let it detect when it is falling at high speeds so the Gohegdeh Cinos systems can release the wings. Now the wings are connected to your mind and it can fly anywhere you want it to. Try it now.
Do you remember that one time Tumblr was so obsessed with Misha Collins that his image completely took over the site? For 24 hours every single post had this one shocked photo of Misha on it. I remember it being coined the, "Mishapocalypse"
I like how one of the comments said that their iPhone was at the bottom of a river. Karen, even if it were waterproof, the ad never said it would float
@@markzuckerbread1865 With the patent pending tiny automated oars that spring out along with the flotation ring that keeps it afloat. It uses patented GPS technology to track your position and swim along after you or to the nearest shore.
"Not waterproof! Now my phones at the bottom of the river!"
I mean the ad didnt say it could float
Gods, so fucking dumb.
apple user, probably saw it wasn't working and just tossed it in the river
Lmfao
That example should be the response to anyone who asks “how could someone fall for that?”. Common sense doesn’t exist in some people
Huh, than the phone i found in a lake one day kust have been from one of those idiots.
"4chan had an idea"
The sentence that creates both terror and entertainment at the same time.
*Chaotic nuetral*
@Derp Inshmurtz chaotic *funeral*
both an omen of chaos and a promise for laughs
Oh 4chan, you are the harbringer of doom.
Chaos for the victims
Entertainment for the watchers
How did you not mention the genius that made a "Body Scale" app for ipad and got a bunch of people to crush their tablets
Was super hoping that wouldve been included
or that app where people had to throw their phone in the air and get kinda high to beat a "best score"
ipad =/= iphone
What about the hammer app where you could use your phone as a hammer hahahaha
There's so many of these incidents that it's not even worth it to include it in a video about that very topic. That fact alone, speaks volumes.
"Designed to withstand the most demanding environments. Like your pockets."
Gonna give HTC the win from that little montage.
Yeah that was by far the most savage.
As if apple would let you charge your phone in a non-Apple microwave.
Fantastic comment. I better return to this video in an unspecificed time in the future to see it has thousands of likes.
Lmfao
Haha yesssssss. Using that, if I may.
This is gold lol
@@Jotari It's about time to return.
"Im stupid please help"
Honest man with funny comment
we can all relate with that man at some point in our lives.
@@blauwbeer556 Can't be mad at someone asking for help humbly if they aren't even gonna get all defensive and turn into an ass.
@@jbreitz87 what? U ok? Have you been in a flame war recently and now have PTSD of constant insults for having a different opinion?
@@blauwbeer556 Hey, how many brothers and sisters do you have from different fathers, mang. Lemme know.
@@jbreitz87 I don't
The anon that suggested 'microwave charging' is still proud to this day.
Really? Did he make a vid or something?
As he should be! World class trolling right there
@@hharlington7156 that anon is all of us
Props to them, wherever they are and whatever they are doing.
Plot twist: OP is the anon we're talking about!
Man, people are stupid. Everybody knows you put your phone in the microwave to dry it not to charge it. You charge it in the toaster.
Common sense smh
I tried this it actually works
@@btherogue4994 woah really? I was skeptical but now with one source ima go try it.
@@wannabefoleyartist9635 I'm feeling like submitting to peer pressure today!
Nah bro, What you do is you hold your phone in your left hand, And with your right hand you jab a fork into the plug and your phone will charge 200% faster then with a regular wire
The new iPhone has a drone feature. Just turn on airplane mode and throw it into the air. Violà!
_Todd Howard wants to know your location_
Works best if you're flying on a plane. Just frisbee it out the window, and it'll follow you on your journey! Now you never have to be wary of having your phone stolen.
Since it hovers, you can throw it over large bodies of water and not worry about it falling in.
*DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS*
I know it’s stupid but I actually did this please help.
the sentence '4chan had an idea' is enough to rip whole planets apart.
The ripped the EU appart.
So yeah.
@@icecold1805 Not quite yet. In progress.
@@OryAlle please elaborate
4chan needs to do a better job of eliminating stupid people. They are just messing with them now.
@@OryAlle don't worry, sargon will save the west. Or kill the europe.
I love the fact that, after these people microwaved their phones or drilled headphone jacks into them, they had to go to something called “The Genius Bar”
Feels like Apple subtly is calling their customers sheep. We are all a slave to companies in one way or another but the different is in how they speak to you.
lol i'm suprised more people havent noticed that/pointed that out before
@Areatrance to be fair who tf would drill their fucking phone after the other hoaxes.
@@stonalisa3729
To not be fair, who would consider a phone company "concealing" a headphone jack 😂
@Areatrance "Genius" is meant to refer to the support staff, not the customers
All these people were drilling on the wrong side, that’s why the couldn’t find the headphone jack.
Apparently it's hidden around where the battery is. I haven't tried yet
no you have to drill it right in the center of the screen
You're right, the right side is actually in the middle of the user's head
Thank you for telling me this information before I started drilling at the bottom, now I will refer to this last reply above me
My name is Irrelevant no
"I was baptised twice, once in water, once in flame"
-Joshua Graham, the man with the immortal phone
This needs more likes
Fire is normal, don't stop
Ayeeee FO
The Robco PIP Boy is a much better product that Apple or Android's offerings.
Can they survive a nuclear EMP and have a battery that will last for over 200 years? No, I didn't think so.
I was just playing Honest Hearts lol!
“Bend it like Beckham” was pure genius
And quite hilarious
rolls off the tongue nice too
I prefer to bend it like Bender. But sorry if that's TMI.
"Bend me over"
In 4chan's defense, this is just survival of the fittest. If you're that gullible, you deserve a broken iPhone.
real
The best thing is in the Apple Wave Trailer at 1:59 it literally says 'fire is normal don't stop'
That should have been a flashing, neon sign to even the most technologically ignorant that this was a joke/prank/parody, and not something to do.
I mean... even if it worked and the phone came out fine, you still don't want a god damn fire in your microwave.
@@stuflames4769 Pretty sure this was edited in post by Internet Historian for added effect. 4chan is pretty smart, smart enough not to compromise the realism of their ad. I might be wrong, but I have faith in 4chan.
I saw a navy seal copy pasta in there, that's definitely Historian's doing
@@gavinan6964 lmao, even before that, it said "how do microwaves even work?" which totally couldn't have been in a video passing off as real.
@@ellusiv5121 it was added on by internet historian
"I'm stupid please help"
Atleast he admitted it.
I'm stpid, pls hlp!
"Am st0ped, plz hulp!"
i laughed like crazy xDDDD
We should just gas all the stupid people.
Just make an iphone make a post that it's water proof, if people dunk it in the water the government will track them down and gas them saving humanity.
I love how when people hear about stuff like the waterproof update or the microwave charging they're like "Oh! Let me test it!" Instead of "that'll probably be helpful at some point."
"It's not a bug, it's a feature", sounds like something Bethesda would say lol
*IT JUST WORKS.*
You see that iPhone? You can bend it.
I think the meme itself came from Bethesda’s games,or at least was rendered popular by them
srbin? samo pitam
that's actually just a very common joke in the programming community
A girl at my school tried to charge her phone in the microwave. So there was at least ONE
there was a kid in my school, that one kid, who would believe anything and do anything for the attention, they got an iphone 7, and they drilled into it after bragging on snapchat that he was gong to put a headphone jack in his phone, honestly everyone thought this was just him trolling so everyone went along with it encouraging him, that was the last snapchat he ever sent because his parents never bought him another phone, and it was impossible to get a job in that town so he spent the next 3 years of highschool with a flip phone.
I knew two.
@@Free_Krazy if you think that's true, I don't think you deserve a phone
@@camdenellis5611 its not him
@@frandovian Camden isnt talking about Fred hes talking about the individual Fred is talking about and just general people that lack common sense, come on bud dont get put in that category of people.
"4chan had an idea"
NEVER a sentence you want to hear.
CherryIsTrash fuck that. That's how you know something's good. Case in point 2016
lefu 2016 made Pepe seem like a white supremacist symbol. 4chan killed the legacy of Pepe. 2016 was awful.
CherryIsTrash i need your avatar
Squashman 4chan made PayPei what he is today, a cute smug meme. You reactionary anti intellectuals forced the creator to kill the original post.
Also /pol/ is not all of 4chin and vice versa
Dako I have to
My ex sister-in-law microwaved her phone. I laughed in her face. Her friends called me rude for not being sympathetic. They're all idiots.
Women ☕️
“How they were able to call the police I haven’t quite figured out”
That made me laugh harder than it should’ve
@ Who the fuck still has landlines?
@@2hotflavored666 boomers
@@2hotflavored666 People who microwave their phones.
@@2hotflavored666
My family does. We still use it.
@@2hotflavored666 It's a useful thing to have if shit goes south with your phone and you need to call the 911 or someone else.
"4chan had an idea"
Natural Selection: *breaths heavily*
Underrated comment!
That’s why i don’t trust the internet
Natural Selection: "Who called me?"
"Breaths"
@@AnonningAnon The dude missed one letter, c'mon
Don't forget the "send me to heaven" game that gave you a high score for how long you could keep your device in the air.
It was written by someone who hated apple and wanted to trick idiots into throwing their devices and smashing them.
I can imagine two idiots trying to beat each others scores
Fucking genius
@@jorgeo1492 "Haha Josh I have a higher score!"
"Not for long!"
*crash noise accompanied with metal breaking*
"Was that the ceiling fan?"
"Fuuuck"
@@Blade.5786 haha i win
If its airtime, just attach it to a drone and then fly the drone around for a while
"fire is normal, don't stop" is your wakeup call
if you dont have enough storage, just put your iphone in the freezer. the new smr-flash technology allows your files to become smaller as the phone cools down!
Aha that made me laugh out loud
"Don't delete, just Chill."
@@mrkeogh "Fill and Chill".
About to try this out brb
What happens when it thaws though?
We made a new iPhone that was idiot proof, then they invented a new idiot
Damn that's so good
« Let me introduce you i-Diot 2, the new revolution in terms of stupidity... »
iPhones can never be idiot proof as that's their intended audience
Ive heard this before, whats it from
And they say iPhone is the best...
Thing is that upon hearing their phone supposed waterproofness, they didn’t just have assurance, albeit placebo. No, they felt inclined to test whether or not it was true.
Yea, that is interesting. I feel like maybe it's this antagonistic jaded feeling against marketing claims. Like, oh yea, company X made Y outrageous claim? Let me prove it's fake and debunk them and sue them (or something).
This is the motivation behind such an act that makes most sense to me..
@@neestovekin8251 suing them definitely wasn't on their mind
fr like my phone is waterproof and i still actively avoid trying to accidentally test it
@@callanc3925 Same for me, but with a watch.
morbid curiosity
People microwaving,watering,bending and drilling their phones makes me feel smart
Is like that time kids were looking to "download more RAM"
I do it all the time, so much cheaper
I just downloaded a 2080 RTX but don't know how to make it work... Any help would be much appreciated
The companies selling RAM don't like people downloading, because they want their cut. You have to delete System 32, that bypasses the DRM protections.
Disclaimer: Do not actually delete parts of your computer's OS. I have to say this because the Idiocracy is real.
@@mcblaggart8565 I just did delete System 32 it didn't actually work because i read somewhere that deleting the system 32 folder doesn't bypass all the drm so i have to remove my hard drive and smash it with a hammer and then restart my PC and download an online HDD and re-instal system 32 into it and that way it doesn't conflict with a downloaded graphics card! Thumbs up so everyone can see!
Dedicated WHAM
so basically, 4chan is good at marketing and people should stop trusting the internet
yes
big news, mate
@Dat Boii genius bar...
@Dat Boii if they weren't they wouldn't buy an apple in the first place
Set
You mean people would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
My mum isn't stupid enough to microwave her phone
She dropped it into a toaster like a normal person
"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted apple Pop Tarts"
@@nightmarefanatic1819 it was whatever that Chinese brand that begins with a h is idk how to spell it
But funny joke
@@ThomasFarquhar2 Huawei?
@@nightmarefanatic1819 that's the one
Yummmy
I love the forum entry: 'I'm not stupid, BUT I put my iPhone in the microwave.' oh do I have news for you.
"I thought it was funny"
The epitaph of the 21st century.
King crimson!
Aliens are going to come to earth sometime in the distant future, and they will find a burnt husk of a planet with a massive gravestone in orbit, reading only "I thought it was funny".
Confusion...
Will be my epitaph...
r/ihavereddit
@Stando pawah r/ihavereddit
"I made that design decision..I thought it was funny"
If apple had said that...I'd respect them a hell of a lot more
Same dude
I come back to this video every now and then. That line never fails to make me laugh.
Too bad itll wake up the sheep
Nah.
This is the only useful thing TechRax has ever done
@Emperor Pepe Flavius Memus you bastard. Delete the comment or else.
It was brilliant of him.
Techrax is brilliant commentary on our self-absorbed consumerist society, a performance piece that interacts directly with the audience and turns them into part of the art. Don't know what you're saying tbhq
@@SirWeirdGuy
no it's bad
@@SirWeirdGuy yeah blah blah capitalism bad we know the drill
Let's be honest, these hoaxes serve another, far more important purpose.
To highlight the dumbest our species has to offer, and to remind us that these people vote.
And their vote counts just as much as yours
honestly we need people to pass an intelligence test before they are allowed to vote
@@DevinGamage brotherman based on your other comments you wouldn't pass
Microwave Charging *"Fire is normal. don't stop."*
next on the List
put your Phone in hydrochloric Acid to create static Electricity which makes it use less Power for up to 24 Hours
@@user-si5fm8ql3c Siq lifehack
See, the funny thing is, I witnessed my friend's older sister microwaving her IPhone when I was younger. Even I told her "This is stupid. This sounds stupid."
@@w_hle3828 No way and what happened exactly this?
the number of people who believed that advice is fucking hilarious. I remember that shit because I was arguing with someone about it for about 5 min before I gave up and stopped trying to convince them otherwise.
"4chan came up with another marketing idea"
I don't know what's sadder, the people that fall for it, or the overwhelming success.
Well regarding those ads some 4chan shitheads probably had skills in Photoshop so they could pretty much trick anyone sucessfully....
It really is the very fact that so many stupid enough to fall for it make me amazed to no end. Amazed how? Amazed that we're not extinct as a species yet.
Patrick Ancona Actually it was a lot of boomers who fell for it, it was gen z that put them in their place
@Patrick Ancona By "millennials", you meant Gen Z? The "millennials" are the Gen Y, which are the post 1980s bunch. Besides, Gen Y and Z are quite smart in evading these because we understand memes. It's the Baby Boomers and Gen X are the ones that are falling for these.
@Patrick Ancona except the millennials make most of the users of 4chan and 8t was mostly boomers and gen z who fell to prank.
"It's not a bug,it's a feature"
"They're not lootboxes they're suprise mechanics"
"This is not forcing myself onto a choir boy, this is a surprise healthcare prostate exam."
*ITS NOT RAPE ITS SUPRISE SEX*
@@scruffsnugg736 struggle snuggle
@@bobsnob3073 trade mark that
Mistur jowstuur
One of my class mates a few years back put his phone in the microwave because his friend told him it would charge it, his defence was that you always trust what your friend says.....
I was like no, no you don't.
There was also that game on the App Store that was entirely people throwing their phone up in the air to see who could get it up the highest. Lots of broken phones.
How exactly would it tell the difference between throwing it up and just lifting it without letting go?
Wild Blunt Hickok
It calculated the height I think. I never tried it lol.
@@WildBluntHickok To my knowledge, it was measured by how *long* it was in the air, not by how high it went.
most likely used the phone's accelerometer
@@gairisiuil Accelerometer would make sense. It probably was looking for the "motion, slowdown, stop, slow the other way, fast the other way" pattern you'd get from something reaching the top of an arc. After all just putting it on a selfie stick and holding it up near the ceiling can't count.
I love how 4chan has revived the "computers for people too stupid to own computers" stereotype of Apple customers.
Realistically that is only true for older Apple customers. Most apple customers now are university age or slightly above / slightly below. Go into any university lecture hall and it's just rows upon rows of Macbooks.
@@ifb6368 If the school gives them out maybe, Mac's are built to break down and usually incredibly overpriced, atleast for the more expensive ones,
bcbc2425 they’re not built to break down, lmao in every western nation students almost exclusively use MacBooks, and unis don’t provide them
@@ifb6368 Being around university age doesn't mean they are smart, or even that they know their way around a computer.
@@ifb6368 just because lots of students use them doesn't mean they're not built to break down, those are two completely unrelated concepts. Also, they put colour-changing moisture sensors on the motherboards that simply react to ambient humidity in the air over time, so that they can claim water damage and refuse warranty cover.
Never underestimate the stupidity of people. They will always exceed your expectations.
99th like, you're welcome next liker
You're*
S4ns "don't weep for the stupid,you'll be crying all day"
-Father Anderson
I love how Samsung has always been ahead of the curve when it comes to their phones being water resistant. People were doing it to their Samsung.. and the phone would be fine. I drunkenly went swimming with mine a few times and nothing happened. Meanwhile, the amount of drama and memes from the Apple community was so juicy.
Why, though? Apple users used to tell me that the company was always on the cutting edge. 🤣
That reminds me. The newest iPhone screen doubles as a whetstone. It just takes a while and requires you to drag the edge extra hard. LOL
So THAT'S why my J5 didn't become an ex-phone when I dropped it in the toilet that one time! I was absolutely terrified it would die (not to mention feeling like a total moron for letting it happen), but to my surprise, it was like nothing happened. Now I'm really glad I stuck with Samsung when I did have to replace it... Regardless, pre-built obsoleteness, or whatever it's called, sucks.
How liver shatteringly drunk do you have to be to forget you have a phone in your pocket?
My galaxy went for enough swims to receive its lifeguard approbation. When it happened, i'd submerge it in 99% alcohol in a ziplock to dry it faster, leaving it to float in there and shaking the bag, back plate off for 10 mins each time. It still works.
Bruh phones weren’t water proof in 2016
Apple probably loved 4chan for this because people had to buy more iPhones
You cannot stop chaos. Praise the dark gods!
@Luka Perović they're the same dumbasses that put their phones into microwaves, and think it's waterproof, thanks to an software update. Ofc they would buy another iPhone
Plot twist - it was apple undercover on 4chan who suggested the idea and made the perfect advertisement 🤣
4chan is a chaotic neutral, destroy phones, sell moar
@Luka Perović tumbler tried to "do something about 4 chan" ask them what happend
Thoroughly disappointed that the third invention doesn't say "get bent" anywhere in the ad. Considering the first two say "get moist" and "get cooking"
Ben Dover
Schools have failed when adults believe software would make devices waterproof, that ram can be downloaded, and microwaves can charge phones
And in a sinister way, completed their task successfully.
Not our problem they go to us schools
4chan is a strict teacher, but it makes sure that you learn your lessons.
Wait a minute Ram downloading is real i downloaded 64 gigs last saturday
It’s a vast underestimation of just how little the average person knows about tech in general. It’s not schools’ fault really; it’s a technical subject
Don't forget the OS bug in 2014 where you could send a string of charcters that would force restart/crash the recipients phone. That was a fun couple weeks
"Everything went without a hitch, until 4chan got involved."
The whole internet summarized in one sentence.
Not exactly.
@@daeryk6424 deliver then.
still waiting for the statement...
@@daeryk6424 waiting for the real statement
@@hugocardoso1488 man is still waiting for something to happen so he can use it as an example
Natural selection
Best comment
PSA. It's called the "Charles Darwin award" when someone dies doing something stupid.
@@ekki1993 fun fact priests, monks and similars get extra points for taking themselves willingly out of the genetic pool, on the other hand you loose points for every offspring you had before dying.
Not realistic.
@@ekki1993
The Darwin Award is given BY people who are stupid.
If an ad said "fire is normal please continue" or "bend me over daddy" how do people actually think its real
I'm pretty sure they weren't on the actual ads.
Most Apple users are brain dead because of all the money they spent on their phone
*But the ad says "Pre order Fallout 76 senpai"*
Pretty sure Internet Historian made those clips for this video just for laughs
Damn, you really know how to start your videos with a flash of stress. Great video, loved every second except the first 7.
Lmao at least no one's going to fall for 4chans new hoax. No amount of stupid is going to buy a monitor stand for $999.
...wait, that one isn't a hoax?
$999.99 FTFY
I wouldn’t spend 500 dollars and I wouldn’t spend 499 more just to be the man who spent 1000 dollars for a crappy monitor stand
@@zissler1 and I would not buy this stand, and I wouldn't for a thousand.
Getting the pro display and the stand for Christmas :)
@@zissler1 but if you spent 500 dollars and then you spent 500 more, that could be the stand that was one thousand dollars to get dropped off at your door..
"4chan had an idea"
*I don't like where this is going*
that sentence could rip even universe itself apart
inb4 armageddon
I DO LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Correction: I *love* where this is going
I do
I heard that there is a new app that transforms your iPhone into a soda fountain if you dip the phone in soda and leave it to absorb the bevarage for 15 minutes
Oh wow! I gotta try this!
HELP I DID IT AND BRICKED MY PHONE!!
Set your oven to 400 degrees and toss it in and leave it there for another 15 minutes to dry it! Quick!
Directions not clear. Got dick stuck in microwave.
iPhucc
There was an old local joke that if you place a teaspoon in the USB port your computer reads it like a 3 mb flash drive.
People use to post that in chat rooms and just watch idiots "go offline"
this is what happens when your phone is smarter than you are.
Goolog "I know I'm on 5% but don't put me in the microwave!! Just use a cord I swear it will work better!'
How can these dumbasses even afford these phones?
@@thegamepunch._.4096 student loans, and money from mom and dad.
@@TrayznTheInfinite682 money well spent only for them to destroy it
Whoever made people think you can charge phones in microwaves, I love you, that right there is just amazing, double damage instead of just ruining a phone in water
A true stroke of genius.
DOUBLE KILL
You encapsulated how terrible humanity as a collective is with that one sentence. You are a terrible person
I heard that the reason the new IPhones weigh so much is because they have a kinetic battery charger stored inside. All you have to do is drop your phone onto a hard surface multiple times and watch as your drained battery instantly restores itself with the force kinetic energy.
This new method is completely safe as all current models of the IPhone are equipped with Apple patented flexi-glass screens with the flexibility and durability to withstand many extreme impacts.
Use today in conjunction with Apple patented IFlex technology.
No, no, that's too inefficient. Put it on a paint shaker for 10 minutes or so, but don't tether it down. The case is hard enough to withstand a road roller running it over, a few bumps won't even scratch it.
Circledline DO NOT TRY THIS!! I tried it, and my phone broke!! This is a scam!!!!
I can see 4chan doing this.
J Jokes
It's not a scam, you're just a big dumb stupid idiot
Circledline god i believed you so hard for awhile lol
I feel like the people who do this deserved it. Like come on. Obviously that sucks but if you’re going to spend hundreds of dollars on something and then microwave it because the internet said so and you didn’t look it up, clearly there’s something wrong.
They thought that Apple said so
But they did look it up, on the internet.
@@jonathonrobinson6081 i meant like the first result of google is probably more trustworthy then you know.. something you found anywhere else
Oh yeah, blaming the victims of fraud. Very classy.
@@anna-flora999 they deserve it
Only OGs remember when this vid had an intro with video game and movie torture scenes
" How they were able to call the police I haven't quite figured out. " -- Man that's silly but it did crack me up.
It was the tone of voice, that got me
Fuck man i remember being in school when this was going around, I remember my I.T Teacher showing us the 'waterproof' update, the teacher got fucking roasted after convincing people to actually do it. He claimed to not know but i'm sure the teacher was an absolute god who was really playing along with the whole thing, fucking good times man.
nah, your teachers a fuckin idiot
Nah, he's an IT guy trying to get kids to stop fuckint texting in his class. You are the fucking idiot.
IT teachers usually don't know shit about IT
Just remember, these people can vote.
So do dead people XD
but in all honesty, I'm surprised at nothing anymore these days. We've got people using gorilla glue in their hair.
I mean Biden 'won', didn't he?
@@lurksnitchtongue8986 yeah, he 'won'. And the cringe Hunger Games like inauguration and the fact that DC remains besieged by the national guard and the amount of executive orders signed really shows how 'fair' the election went XD
@@oogatooga8280 no
“I’m stupid, please help” is the best quote ever.
worked next to a apple store during the microwave ads, and yes i remember seeing several people bringing them in. great stuff.
If only you had documented this ... but one never knows at the time.
@@Muck006 it's forever in my mind that's all that counts.
could it be that the idea of wireless charging emerged from it?
These are the same people who would believe you if you said their new car has "race mode" - R on the shifter.
Yes, it's the highest gear, so you should try it on the highway. Trust me, it'll be fun.
@Nick Tuttle You have your gear on automatic. Switch to semi auto
Yeah. These people are stupid. Everyone knows R stands for rally mode.
Just SLAM on the gas once you hit it in "R mode."
@Nick Tuttle turn the steering wheel like a selector switch
Video references "iPhone XD"
This week: Apple announces iPhone X.
Internet Historian predicts the future! Or he used the 1970 bug to jump forward in time...
If you microwave your Iphone while setting it to jan 1st 1070 it becomes a time portal. havent you watched steins gate?
So, iPhone is just an expensive banana after all.
It does fit the human hand perfectly.
SNARCast Productions oh damn I thought it was referencing that lol nice one!
@@mooganify Now we have iPhone XS. We're getting closer to your prediction IH!
Gotta admit, it's fascinating to see all the different results people got from sticking their phones into microwaves. Some phones completely die and some don't, some kinda sorta work but can't play sound, or have busted screens... It's so diverse!
I love how 4chan is able to cause so much chaos.
They're like the Joker of the internet!😨
So good but so bad at the same time
Sending Pitbull to Alaska, getting people to brick their phones, electing Donald Trump president....ya know...fun stuff!
Blood Bath and Beyond - Pop Goes Metal Covers
You know you’re living the best life when a meme becomes president
@@B3Band they got terrorists bombed too
Channels like this give me hope in the new generation of youtubers. We won't be stuck with screaming minecraft children. Thankyou for letting me breathe easy, knowing that we will have new, good content on this platform. I wish u could get more popularity.
idk Productions I'd rather watch children playing minecraft than cringecomps and anti-sjws yelling "triggered " all day
idk Productions i mean 2 month and already broke 120,000 so that's a really good
I've seen the "screaming Minecraft children" and spoiler alert. There just kids. Not special kids that were worse than the previous generation or the one afterwards.
Garden variety children.
idk Productions in 10 years i will come back to this comment and read it again
Oda Swifteye not all kids are screaming at minecraft, but there are a lot of channels now that are that. Creative content,with lots of effort put in, is appearing less often now.
"Oh fck, i've tried to bend my Iphone and it just broke up !!
- It's ok, i heard putting it into ur microwave should fix it."
If it explodes just dip it in some water and it should extinguish and start working again.
@@firstdibs6790 remember to put it under RICE afterwards to prevent water damage, and after you're done throw it into the sun to charge it.
And drill a hole to drain the water out
@@sidgar1 after it got fixed, set the date to January 1st, 1970
@@Malik-td2ft Don't forget to bend it one last time to squeeze out that last bit of water.
The "I'm stupid, please help" post always gets me
the January 1st 1970 one is literally what people thought would happen on January 1st 2000
Oh yeah, the Y2K bug! I completely forgot that was a thing!
Would that suggest that the y2k bug paranoia was not completely stupid (just slightly)?
The Y2K bug was a thing but fortunately devs were able to patch the effected software before there was any major effects. Unfortunately, too many dumbasses didn't see the world end so they think it wasn't real.
@@hoilol295 If it weren't for the frantic efforts of many thousands of people then Y2K would have been quite bad. Critical systems were patched ahead of time.
(petting your head condescendingly) that's right, kiddo
"The public education system did not produce an educated public."
It was never meant to. It was meant to creat people who obey without question. And that how this worked
Sorry ... but the gullible fools who buy Apple are RICH and probably not educated in a public school. Many of them are most likely university educated too ...
"I don't want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers" John D Rockefeller
@@Solron78 dont we all
@@huntergrant6520 that and teachers, as about 80% of curriculums are only useful for being retaught
>LAPD
Because what other city would need a *police warning* not to put your phone in the microwave.
The entire bible belt.
Wait, do they get internet yet?
Florida
@@KingPrintmaker well they have the dignity of being stupid w/o an abundance of resources. California has the shame of being rich af but so stupid they found a way to legislate themselves into homelessness and poverty. California is a special kind of stupid and I get the vibe you are too.
@Wersh lol, found the one with the dignity of being stupid.
By far the best TED Talk I've seen in a while.
Did I just see Steve jobs with an anime body pillow
yes
That is sad
At least Steve Jobs doesn't sleep with a vault boy body pillow @Todd Howard
Private Colceri he probably does
That's not just an anime body pillow, that's the legendary *niko niko nii*
I worked either for Apple directly or for cell phone companies doing customer support through all of those. We used to mute the people calling in so we could laugh.
Thomas Bryant oh IT, I can't imagine how many idiots you guys deal with
I wonder how long it will be until "Internet Historian" becomes an actual respected career, requiring college degrees, because as the internet becomes more and more integrated with everyday life, and as events like these are passed with so little historical documentation, it's only a matter of time.
Rnar Today Kids we will learn about this great meme wars.
There is an insolitologist for ya
Never thought about that
There are already books written about it, moreso now since Trump's Presidental success is being largely attributed the divide between Internet vs. MSM.
Would be a pretty thankless job though, since a lot of content gets deleted pretty quickly. Also, you'd have to take the internet seriously.
This has aged incredibly well.
Let's do it again.
What happened?
I’m confused too we have so much shit going on now it’s hard to know what it is
Oh 4chan, you wonderful bastards.
ironcide_gaming I love my pol boards
They are wonderful indeed
announce world war 2.1
they truly will stop left wing heresy
"Its not a flaw, it's a feature"
*That's what I tell all the girls*
I thought that was Bathesda’s thing.
Just put the letter “S” or the word “Pro” after anything and it increases the value without fail.
Ex: Introducing the all new Needlepeen Pro coming to a bedroom near you!
"16x the pleasure."
"48x the storage"
Low key predicted iphone X
LMAO
Oddlythink'n was about to comment that!!!
Oddlythink'n also, 400 th like
D
Oddlythink'n Lowkey predicted 4 DS’s in a row
02:54 i'm stupid please help. this is a mood
You guys remember people pissing on their phones for pregnancy tests? And when people thought that they could be used as digital scales? Lol.
You're kidding, right?
@@user-tm3fz7qx3s lol. No that happened.
@@BRAND0N... And I thought I was dumb.
@@user-tm3fz7qx3s everyone is. Dont worry about it too much. Better dumb than deluded I always say.
@@BRAND0N... wtf you have a link?
"How they were able to call the police I haven't quite figured out" -I died
Say hi to Steve Jobs and QE2!
It seems the internet is the greatest collection of human knowledge in our history, and at the same time the absolute misuse and even destruction of it.
Which if you cant see why that makes it special youre a pleb.
I remember in the era before androids and well honestly most mobile phones, there was a simmilar scam with charging alkaline batteries in the microwave. People fell for that too.
I remember living through this, never doing anything stupid but laughing at the memes and the fake ads. I had no idea 4chan was behind it
Same here
Me too
They have quite the power at anon HQ
4chan was just testing Darwins theory of natural selection
And proving that the Theory of Evolution is false because we would have grown past this after 4 million years of constant evolution
@@No_Sleepee That's not how evolution works. Evolution is all about taking the path of least resistance while still being best suited for the environment that the creature resides in.
@@CThyran issa joke
Colonel Thyran r/wooosh
Anyone who uses iPhone has a smaller brain capacity because the cheap materials in iPhones release high amounts of radiation that kills their braincells.
I heard that if you drop the new IPhone X off a skyscraper, it will grow wings and now you have a flying phone. You see, advanced algorithms in the phone has let it detect when it is falling at high speeds so the Gohegdeh Cinos systems can release the wings. Now the wings are connected to your mind and it can fly anywhere you want it to. Try it now.
I tried it with my friend's phone. I can confirm that this does actually work.
Bro this isn't even a joke it worked wtf. Although i will say that it isn't strong enough to life me which makes me sad
Sonic hedgehog
That would be the airplane mode. Old news...
Wonder how many people would actually believe this.
100K Subs 6 years ago. You came a long way brother, Cheers to you!
Let's be honest here. If Apple released that 'iPhone XD', people would still buy it.
Poetic Abomination I would. for the lolz
En Potaaato lowercase x and lowercase d is where it is at
En Potaaato XD nice joke but I'm pretty sure everyone uses it genuinely XD nice one friendo
700th like
Hipster marketing works depressingly well.
Do you remember that one time Tumblr was so obsessed with Misha Collins that his image completely took over the site? For 24 hours every single post had this one shocked photo of Misha on it. I remember it being coined the, "Mishapocalypse"
Einacorn I mean I understand that Misha is handsome but come on tumblr should either spam out tumblr posts and memes or be quiet
Einacorn I thought this was a joke, turns out it's not. Oh god my sides have left orbit.
Winter Larsimé nah it really was a joke
They wanted to see if they could break the site
I remember it lol
That happens every April 1st now. And it spread to other sites as well
Einacorn Tumblr is a strange place
"I know it is stupid, but i put my iphone in the microwave" I have lost all faith in humanity
Your own damn fault you had any in the first place.
Welcome to Human Society, where hopes and dreams are but a mere joke.
Just your average apple customer.
It was a 4chan user
Ugh. Savannah, GA - Always showing off our big brains 😄The amount of local stories WTOC had to run about microwaving your phone was mind blowing!
I like how one of the comments said that their iPhone was at the bottom of a river. Karen, even if it were waterproof, the ad never said it would float
I was thinking the same thing, my first thought was "If it's at the bottom of a river you have bigger problems than waterproofing."
even if it floated how the hell do you retrieve it?
@@markzuckerbread1865 With the patent pending tiny automated oars that spring out along with the flotation ring that keeps it afloat. It uses patented GPS technology to track your position and swim along after you or to the nearest shore.
@@TsuladanGaming if apple would do that i would legitimately buy one just to have it swimming around in the bathtub
@@timtams_6 It's all well and good until it gets stuck circling you and you realize somebody strapped a tiny shark fin atop it.