Christopher Titus • Born With A Defect • Full Special

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  • @TregunaPrice
    @TregunaPrice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    Took my mom to this taping as a morale booster during her chemo during her first bout of cancer Titus’ comedy was one of the things we bonded over and shared. It was our common ground. I was supposed to take her to the show in Brea this past February but she was in the hospital (for something so “hilarious”- I’m being sarcastic). She passed on 3/22 and I’ve been watching your specials every week as a way to remember the laughs we shared. Thank you Titus for sharing you humor and story with the world. 🖤

    • @christophertitustv
      @christophertitustv  4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      Sorry to hear, this is hard, losing a parent is impossible. Love.

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Damn, I'm so sorry....sending 💜💜💜 and positive energy...hope y'all stay safe.

    • @manchu6005
      @manchu6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I'm sorry for your loss. I have been holding onto my wife while she has been going through chemo. Keep looking up🌿🙏.

    • @oklahomamudmotor5639
      @oklahomamudmotor5639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      My Buddy is in chemotherapy right now.I came here for a pick me up and it helped.God Bless to all of you!

    • @manchu6005
      @manchu6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@oklahomamudmotor5639 Blessings to you as well. Good luck with your Bud.

  • @DylanBurton-r7q
    @DylanBurton-r7q 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Mr.Titus, I havent shared this with anyone else but my son, til now... But hadnt heard of Robin Williams' passing until standing in a grocery store checkout line and happened to glance around at an article on the front of a magazine of the event. I had never realized the size of space some one I' d never even met could have in my heart. I grew up with him as a toddler watching Happy Days & fallowed his comedy for all these yrs. He was a master at his craft. The moment I saw that article I lost it. I was holding back tears so not to embarris myself or the clerk but when got in my car...took a moment to pause & compose myself. I uncontrollably had flashbacks of growing up with friends & family laughing with him at different times in life wich brought a flood of old friend memories along. This is so corny but will say it anyway, the American Pie song explaining the day the music died...felt like a parallel to this subject. I am not sure if you in the work you do, realize how cherished you actually become. Your shows may be your career & you are great at it, but on the otherside, you are taking space in your fans lives & brightening days for millions. Its more than just a job... Thank you for your dedication & what you have given to your fans and others in some tough times. We still dont have all the answers but at least we can laugh about it. 😂🇺🇲

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We’re in for some tough times ahead. 😢

    • @generalputnam2990
      @generalputnam2990 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RendaJaneFound this comment just now as a new subscriber. Just smdh after our disastrous election, 2024.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm glad Titus has his own TH-cam Channel, watching his specials, especially the unedited versions, is therapeutic

  • @robbiedolev6109
    @robbiedolev6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    When you find a stand up artist who can deliver a punch line, has all the right facial expressions and writes his own material, you have a winner.

    • @johnpick8336
      @johnpick8336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Plus he is NOT politicly correct !

    • @oTamusima
      @oTamusima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and can describe the specific, general reactions for some of the jokes

    • @alphadog3247
      @alphadog3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like Jim Carrey had a child with himself

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnpick8336 First grade English..

    • @bencarpenter3785
      @bencarpenter3785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺👍👍👍

  • @peachpanda96
    @peachpanda96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    I just spent 20 minutes staring at him and I figured it out! It’s Gordon Ramsey and Bill Burr had a child.

    • @heavens.sorrow
      @heavens.sorrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Shit. At the beginning of the show(before I read this comment) I wrote,"Man looks like a cross between Jim Carrey and Gordon Ramsay."
      But oh gosh. Gordon Ramsay, Bill Burr, and Jim Carrey. We've cracked the code my friend.

    • @roohamm2456
      @roohamm2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I just rolled off the couch laughing 😰😰😰

    • @Ninus316
      @Ninus316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They had an autistic child? Makes sense.

    • @Hirohito_iLoveYou
      @Hirohito_iLoveYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LMAOOO can’t unsee it now 🤣

    • @nysejace868
      @nysejace868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThomasBoyce5000
    @ThomasBoyce5000 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember when the US was on quarantine and I watched these non-stop.

  • @StrayLoneWolf
    @StrayLoneWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "I don't care what happened. Whatever you did, you paid for it~!"
    I LOVE that. So holding onto that in case I become a parent.

    • @YnseSchaap
      @YnseSchaap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You will have more then one of those moments 😁

    • @deborahbell964
      @deborahbell964 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rickylucas6503
      @rickylucas6503 ปีที่แล้ว

      use it as a parent now.

    • @arcangel8924
      @arcangel8924 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It was a great start to this amazing special

  • @masam9700
    @masam9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    "My new wife is about this tall, my ex wife is....closer to hell" absolute gold

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Genius, and I still haven't heard him say it with HIS delivery style

    • @mikemcgown6362
      @mikemcgown6362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My kid's mother IS hell!

    • @katherenewedic8076
      @katherenewedic8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's interesting ? how people choose to have sex and have kids with them and then b**** about them grow up take responsibility for your choices and stop bitching

    • @blakeparlett4256
      @blakeparlett4256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@katherenewedic8076 right, cause it's never the immature woman's fault( holding kids away from fathers unless they get a check). You obviously have never been in that situation, so sit down!

    • @parzeveltheblunt139
      @parzeveltheblunt139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@katherenewedic8076 the comment section is optional......you should avoid that option frequently.

  • @micheleerwin2848
    @micheleerwin2848 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My husband and I love Titus. We have been listening to him for many years.
    I am a 66 year old woman and my father was an abusive drunk who used to beat me starting at a very young age. I can so relate to Titus's humor.

  • @stevemorgerson5038
    @stevemorgerson5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Not to mention he has put all his specials on here for free that's literally giving away money one of my all time favorites and definitely in my top 3

    • @tash1248
      @tash1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not totally free lol!
      with how many adds are in it😂 I’ve paid for all of them and couldn’t find this one on any of my paid programs!! 🥲 lol but I love him so much I had to watch it!

  • @BirdieBoy12
    @BirdieBoy12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    My wife and I saw you do this at the Improv in Schaumburg, Il Before the show we were talking about bills and money and how to afford Christmas gifts for our eight year old daughter. You walked out on stage and for ninety minutes, we never laughed so hard in our lives. For the next two weeks, when things got bad, we would throw out a joke from your show. Thank you for uploading this and bringing back some great memories.

  • @enlightenedhummingbird4764
    @enlightenedhummingbird4764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I HOPE HIS KIDS SEE THIS COMMENT: I was a bit disturbed that he was talking about his kids and their peculiarities on "tv." But it was funny, so I continued watching. I'm glad I did. He's not just talking about HIS kids, he's talking about ALL kids. And he's not wrong. His musings brought up several memories from my own childhood with my siblings. The things we did. 😳 But it was all AGE APPROPRIATE! We should ALL be allowed this grace period. (But that doesn't mean we pretend it didn't/doesn't happen...) He then starts in on the adults of the world, and the f-d up stuff WE do. He's not wrong there, either. The lesson is: There are some things we CAN change, and some things we CAN'T. The trick is knowing the difference, and pivoting when we need to. Future generations depend on us being ABLE AND WILLING to do this. Thank you, Mr. Titus, for bringing us some truth in such a refreshing way. 🌸

    • @DylanBurton-r7q
      @DylanBurton-r7q 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The serenity prayer.😊 -Jennifer Dylans' mom ✌️😋

  • @AdamFraserTv
    @AdamFraserTv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Possibly the most underrated comedian today . Legend .

    • @morganhall6338
      @morganhall6338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely! 20 years or more later and Norman Rockwell is bleeding still gets regular play in my house!

    • @AdamFraserTv
      @AdamFraserTv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @A Z That’s your recommendations ? 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @morganhall6338
      @morganhall6338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @A Z if they were "actually funny" people would have heard of them. Titus is a household name. Do those two even have 1 special between em?

    • @JennyJeong425
      @JennyJeong425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morganhall6338 Popularity is not equal to talent, particularly in this country. Look how many specials Jeff Dunham has done. As long as there are fat, stupid Americans, terrible comedians will be successful.

    • @robertwoodroffe123
      @robertwoodroffe123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A Z you are way younger than/ wise than you think u R!!

  • @SilverKappa
    @SilverKappa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "Get the masks, we're gonna be Japanese for a couple weeks!" Oof. That one aged like fine milk. Thanks for uploading these. Laughter helps.

    • @densetsu4286
      @densetsu4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You think that aged poorly you should see Bill Burr's ebola routine. Its awesome cause its true lol sigh...

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weeks??? I wish. Media already trying to push that masks will be the new normal from now on

    • @melanietoth1376
      @melanietoth1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didnt understand that part.

    • @wtfman81
      @wtfman81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@melanietoth1376 do you live under a rock? who gave you a internet connection?

    • @menaramadan2619
      @menaramadan2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wtfman81 hahaha that was harsh. I can't stop laughing. Hahaha

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How we as humans still exist on this planet, is amazing !!!!

  • @vphiameradisogaarwa
    @vphiameradisogaarwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Christopher Titus, one of the most underrated comics working; I mean that, his show on FOX is still among my top five all time shows. Keep pushing Brother! Much love to ya.

    • @elisabethspicer2995
      @elisabethspicer2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I loved the tv show♡

    • @hailcthulhu419
      @hailcthulhu419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed.

    • @vashthestampede11
      @vashthestampede11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Show was awesome. But let's be honest, Stacey Keach deserves a ton of credit for making that show (and character) work. If they didn't get Ken Titus right, it would have completely fallen apart, and no one else could have done what Keach did. Like Christopher said: Thank God for Stacey Keach.
      That said, I agree. He's one of my favorite comedians of all time, and maybe my second favorite after Chapelle.

    • @raymondpopple6390
      @raymondpopple6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Definitely among my personal favourites as well. It was of at least the same, if not better caliber than Married With Children was. Gut busting hilarious, but also meaningful and insightful

    • @stephenwalker6980
      @stephenwalker6980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have every episode on DVD.

  • @alexcthe
    @alexcthe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Titus is the only comedian who can do 1hr47mins and make it feel like only 20 minutes had passed

    • @scruffy6151
      @scruffy6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree with you it sure did not seem that long at all.

    • @sunitaarjoon767
      @sunitaarjoon767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Kids are monsters; I know, 'cause I was once that kid!" Oh how I needed that line!

    • @vampiriann
      @vampiriann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bill Burr too

    • @pedrohernandez287
      @pedrohernandez287 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right!!!

  • @hollienneheatley3577
    @hollienneheatley3577 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Saw this man and his wife in person. Despite his fame, they are both just regular people. He took time to speak to me and he's amazing as is Rachel!

  • @DavidRichardson153
    @DavidRichardson153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    The one stand-up special of his I had not seen in its entirety...until now. Thank you Titus.

    • @aronhalverson2115
      @aronhalverson2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @yamithedemonlord
      @yamithedemonlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me three

    • @Inus
      @Inus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i got 5 on it ;)

    • @ESOJOTREBLA
      @ESOJOTREBLA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same over here!!

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here. It's a seventh inning stretch or seven year itch depending on how ya look at it. 😂😂😂

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "her wizard-sleeve was filled with the wands of other wizards" 😂

  • @ivansnow
    @ivansnow ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am a Manic Depressive Schizophrenic myself, and i love your comedy.I have been a fan since your show on Fox. You make this messed up world a little lighter,Keep up the good work,and keep the laughter coming!

    • @Nancyr-x8o
      @Nancyr-x8o 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      then, as a nurse don’t you have a Dr give you a prescription for anti depressants, it helped my outlook on life and i’m happier too ❤🦋👍🏼

  • @pancakelvr555
    @pancakelvr555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Just started watching your comedy tonight because I couldn't sleep. I'm mentally ill too, and this made me laugh and helped me get through a tough anxiety attack. It takes talent to use your creativity combined with the dark or confusing experiences with your family to make people happy. Thank you. You're truly a great performer

  • @philwackerfuss5027
    @philwackerfuss5027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is so well written! How he's able to establish themes and recurring jokes without them getting overdone just keeps the pace going and tells such a vivid story! It's really a masterwork

  • @Kurtislow1979
    @Kurtislow1979 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Titus is seriously such an underrated comedian period. I watched his show on Fox when I was a teenager and I still laugh when I’ve rewatched the episodes. His new material is just as good or even better. Keep doing what you do Titus. In my personal opinion you’re one of the best.

  • @tiffanycoloni9534
    @tiffanycoloni9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm wondering how so many people have never heard of this man... I've been watching his comedy specials for the better part of 20 years. This man is how I found I like darker comedy.

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here, but he was at the height of his career when he had his hilarious tv show. After that, he's still been working, but he wasn't doing anything too big in the mainstream. I've been a fan of him for a long time.

  • @nicosiago5375
    @nicosiago5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    the best line for the whole show was after the 1:45:24 "Police officer: Sir, if that was my ex-wife, I'd be drinking that too this early" HOLY SHIT hahahahah

  • @dvthompson91
    @dvthompson91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The ballast resistor joke absolutely killed me! "cAr No WoRk GoOd No MoRe" 😂

    • @ricklodestein1101
      @ricklodestein1101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Especially how he tied it into. How your fucking car running? Lmao

  • @davidschwartz3047
    @davidschwartz3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Christopher Titus's specials age like fine wine!!! These are relative even years later!!! Love this!!!

  • @PearlJamAndBiscuits
    @PearlJamAndBiscuits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I cant talk a continuous 5 minutes straight and this guy is spewing hilarity for almost 2 hours, no break, impressive!

  • @davidbrewer9030
    @davidbrewer9030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost my mom when she was 36 and I was two to cancer. I lost my dad suddenly and unexpectedly to a heart attack when he was 52 and I was 18. I am now almost 67. I feel so lucky to have had an upbringing in a loving supportive family even when losing both parents at a young age. I never got to know them as adult to adult. I would have loved to talk to them now.

  • @crystalramsay
    @crystalramsay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Saw him live in Minnesota with my then new husband who still really loves Christopher Titus. The pic I took of the two of them together is saved in his phone as a favorite

  • @wepersonallyexperience1272
    @wepersonallyexperience1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "Her wizard sleeve was filled with wands of other sorcerers!"

    • @sangjester19832
      @sangjester19832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think i need to start using that to describe one of my ex's.... HER CAULDRON WAS FILLED WITH OTHER WANDS!

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sangjester19832 cauldron and wands? Have some respect for your wand you use a ladle or stirring spoon for the cauldron.

    • @ravenstar5376
      @ravenstar5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally the same way Hagrid knew how old 19 yr old hermione was by counting her AHEM rings 😙🎶

    • @cixxar
      @cixxar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ravenstar5376 you lost me

    • @colemine1560
      @colemine1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her pencil pouch had the pencils of others within

  • @ShadowMidnight82
    @ShadowMidnight82 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved catching him. In Illinois In Hoffman estates. Signed my play bill. My box Titus shows.... He's a Goat

  • @Whin556
    @Whin556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    You've been one of my biggest heros Titus. Never had my parents and even after being adopted I still didn't have any of that family I've been craving. Watching you has helped me take it in stride and learn how to laugh through the hard shit. Thank you so much

  • @thegreatbamboozler4837
    @thegreatbamboozler4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The fact that he could remember this whole set so well... impressive. Always liked Titus from the 90s.

  • @EMarvinJohnson
    @EMarvinJohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Titus is one of the best. He has inspired me in ways even *I* didn't realized. I saw him in Madison Wisconsin last December, and both he, and his wife remembered me from meeting them after a show nearly 4 years ago. I intend to return to the stage, performing comedy, the beginning of April. Again, thank you for all the inspiration.

  • @MrPrado1586
    @MrPrado1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    TITUS THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ALL OF THIS FOR FREE!!!! Been a fan since i was a kid watching Titus, you helped me get through a year abroad in Israel, and youre doing the most incredible thing by giving us all your specials for free! LOVE YA BROTHER! THANK YOU!

  • @jacsauvage
    @jacsauvage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Dude, you and your wife are a treasure during this trying time. I have followed your work since I was a teenager, and your work has always made me laugh and resonated with me. Thanks again and keep it coming brother.

  • @colintimp1372
    @colintimp1372 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His brother lighting the planter reminded me of a similar thing that happened at a party in high school. We went to build a bonfire. My friend douses the pile with a few gallons of gasoline. He then walks away to let it soak in and flash off for a minute or two before lighting it. A girl walks up right after he walks away, leans her face directly over the pile, pulls out a lighter and WHOOSH. Same effect. No bangs, no eyebrows, insta-tan.

  • @reallychadical
    @reallychadical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Every special he makes is FULL of useful life lessons.
    And his podcast is good, too.
    What an American gift this guy has turned out to be.

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I don't have kids.
    But after this show, I'm getting snipped!

    • @adriansalsahot7367
      @adriansalsahot7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahaha yee!!

    • @RealChiliConQueso
      @RealChiliConQueso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My family's genetic history was enough to convince me to get snipped.

    • @adriansalsahot7367
      @adriansalsahot7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RealChiliConQueso you know what's up. But we got to heal our generational trauma and flip the script back to positive, loving genetics.
      Love and light bro, be well.

    • @ZachG
      @ZachG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

  • @dmcee1768
    @dmcee1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think that he is a genius with an amazing memory. Very gutsy to talk about your family, while they're still alive.

  • @5hineepropertyofleetaemin
    @5hineepropertyofleetaemin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Do you know how confident and secure you have to be to do a show like this for almost 2 hours?! Gotta say it was justified! This was really good start, middle and end 👏👏👏⭐

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "You've got one job..." I could only hear Chris Rock... "Keep her off the pole!"

  • @Carnerd101
    @Carnerd101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Wow, this was one of the most technical specials ever. So many layers and connecting bits. Epic!

  • @kamalastromwall9275
    @kamalastromwall9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That was freaking brilliant!! "Exchanging the kids at the Micky DMZ."

    • @judyking241
      @judyking241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kamala Stromwall my son had to do that, lolololol

  • @ChristianPerryCrow
    @ChristianPerryCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I don't know if Titus reads these, but that cheeseburger, call out of work while inside someone, crackhead behavior bit shed some light on my last relationship and why it went to shit hahaha. Thanks for the laughs and the therapy.

  • @anubisfox5765
    @anubisfox5765 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched you in middle school on the early youtube days and loved your stand up! What a trip to find you again

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "because sometimes respect comes from louisville" lmao

  • @jessicaf5491
    @jessicaf5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I am now a fan of Christopher Titus! This is the funniest stand up special I’ve watched in a long time. Absolutely hilarious. Thank you for all the laughs!!

    • @drfreud65
      @drfreud65 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait until you see Norman Rockwell is Bleeding. This one's very good, but that one is my favorite.

    • @JoeSmith-dl9ok
      @JoeSmith-dl9ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch Norman Rockwell is Bleeding. One of my favorites ever

  • @MrPonytron
    @MrPonytron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It takes 8 years to know somebody. Well, I can't hold the crazy back that long."
    That's the most real and relatable thing I've ever heard.
    Also, I babysit my older brother's kids every other weekend, but, I'm pretty sure I have more grey hair than he does

  • @mattolfson9230
    @mattolfson9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thank you, Titus! That was an unexpected treat.

  • @leonardrodriguez1501
    @leonardrodriguez1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Oh my freaking god. I had to stop and my wife was literally worried about me because I was doubled over in the kitchen struggling to breath. I was less then five minutes in at that point. Titus is probably my favorite living comic.

  • @Nickle_King
    @Nickle_King ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that he told all these stories about his kids and his wife and the drama that happened sometimes and they are all right there in the audience. They all looked great together.

  • @billy-sx8wx
    @billy-sx8wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is probably my favorite special. I love all of titus specials. He focuses on being a parent and how kids make you crazy. At the same time he talks about the dynamics of having an ex and a exchanging kids.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It honestly kind of amazing how many bases he covers in this. From having kids to raising them to dealing with their questions and child custody. This was not a dull hour-fifty

  • @djivoodoo1751
    @djivoodoo1751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Thank you for the upload, Titus. This special gave me a lot of laughs as a parent and as a man currently divorcing a fire breathing goat demon. Much love, stay safe.

    • @rabmoran8760
      @rabmoran8760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In future, I hear that prenups are effective in terms of preventative measures, at least partially. Best of luck on your second demon

    • @Ainaes-Feline
      @Ainaes-Feline 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rab Moran 😂😂😂

  • @ScaryRJonny
    @ScaryRJonny ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have to wake for work in 3 hours and even common sense couldn't make me stop watching and go to sleep. Bravo 🎉

  • @superbroadcaster
    @superbroadcaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That Lamborghini bit was solid, didn't expect it to go on that long and that's how you know someone's got good material and timing

  • @DemonMage
    @DemonMage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thank you for all you're doing for us during this crisis. You are a champion.

  • @timehaley
    @timehaley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fastest 1 and 47 min. I've had in a while. I really enjoyed every minute of it. Excellent.

  • @Jaydoggy531
    @Jaydoggy531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Me: "I don't want kids."
    Friends with kids: "Oh you say that today."
    Me: "Yes, just like I will tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the..."

    • @ChaosDraguss
      @ChaosDraguss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My answer by this point is "Been saying it for the last ten years, I don't think it's changing any time soon."

    • @bluekin6916
      @bluekin6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Friends with kids: "Oh you say that today."
      Me: "and it's what you said a couple years ago" 😏

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I want kids
      But I completely understand the sentiment
      People be crazy when they force there values on others

    • @TheTrueRman
      @TheTrueRman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cue the Mr. Krabs Scene
      And the next day, and the next day

    • @FirstIsa
      @FirstIsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm perfectly happy to come in later in their life- like after they are passed the diaper and bottle stage, and where I can still send them back to their parents after a few days. Love my nieces and nephews but I've got no desire to have kids of my own.

  • @spazzychalk
    @spazzychalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    2018 - "whenever I see 12 Japanese people at the airport, I never think "That is so cute curturally", I always think "What the hell do they know?"

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Turns out, they knew stuff.

  • @rcjr.7725
    @rcjr.7725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great job, my father just recently passed you took me to a good place,for 90 minutes plus you made my day a little easier to deal with thank you,laughter is a beautiful thing

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    16:50 “What the hell do they know?”
    And two and a half years later, here we all are!

    • @Troop3r666
      @Troop3r666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japan has horrible air quality. But yeah, Corona

    • @SeamusCameron
      @SeamusCameron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Troop3r666 - It's not really the air quality, it's the population density.

  • @JustActNormal
    @JustActNormal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This comedy special just saved my life. I had had it with my kids and my shitty ex. Now I can laugh at everything. Life feels better

    • @tinaohlrogge4685
      @tinaohlrogge4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reply To Melissa:
      My former ex and
      We get Along
      because we have
      two grown sons
      And a Grandson
      Together😊
      Tina From Ks...

  • @GayleAldrich
    @GayleAldrich 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love this guy! And he is soooooo right about kids!!!!!

  • @Rochesteradventures4870
    @Rochesteradventures4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I worship this guy for maintaining his energy for 2 hours on stage. Thank you Chris!

  • @patc4624
    @patc4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You are without a doubt, the single greatest comedian I have ever watched in my life. Robin williams was a hero, and you will go down as a legend, both amazing, both worth remembering for eternity.

    • @christophertitustv
      @christophertitustv  4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Robin is my Jesus. Carlin is my Twain.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RW stole jokes. Was great still but...

    • @taelorwatson9822
      @taelorwatson9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Larry Byrd Prior is his father and Cosby is the crazy uncle who they only wanted around to get the kids to sleep

    • @patc4624
      @patc4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christophertitustv What matters is during troubled times you bring unmeasurable joy, take that and remember it every-time you have a tough moment. It's the same thing I feel, I'm not a comedian but I love to make people laugh, I've often thought, what if the off comment or goofy note Ive left people on has meant the difference between a self inflicted injury or laugh? It's strange to think but honestly, your work has probably saved more lives than you could ever realize.

  • @dfresh834
    @dfresh834 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Pickles would FUup! Love Titus for decades! Thank you!

  • @AdamIsUrqed
    @AdamIsUrqed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Titus has one of the best flows in comedy. The way he strings the English language together is one part Ted Talk, one part slam poetry, and one part angry father one dirty diaper away from men in white coats paying a visit to take him to a padded cell.

    • @evawelty4634
      @evawelty4634 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how Titus-esc your comment is. Classic, perfectly said.

  • @billc.4584
    @billc.4584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Warning: drinking (any beverage) during this program is not recommended unless sensitive electronics and documents have been protected against involuntary spit laughter. :D.

    • @billc.4584
      @billc.4584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shalkonon013 Just sayin' that Titus caught me with a couple of spit takes. Proceed at your own risk. :)

    • @nicholashernandez4611
      @nicholashernandez4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bill Cashion
      Yeah, good consumption is not advised either.
      If my gag reflex was any stronger, I wouldn’t have been able to send this important announcement.
      Not to spoil it for those that rush to the comments before they watch the video, my culmination point had something to do with a flower and a pry bar...

    • @9SmartSand6
      @9SmartSand6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nicholashernandez4611 Having been raised Catholic....that one gave me a real chuckle.

    • @rd6203
      @rd6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      10 seconds too late

    • @richardcarr6493
      @richardcarr6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely correct, my grey carpet has a brown spot now from coffee :p

  • @janlascko
    @janlascko หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OMG, my stomach hurts from laughing!!! Thank you, Titus, for the best comic relief!

  • @AxelBitz
    @AxelBitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This was so much better than I expected, and filled with truth

    • @jesseredfield8194
      @jesseredfield8194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love titus.. really relatable. Lol unfortunately. Norman rockwell is bleeding and Love is evol are great too.

  • @ShaanGNas
    @ShaanGNas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    It was so refreshing to hear his story to his daughter about why black people were mad, I cried for about 20min.

    • @wwiflyingace6422
      @wwiflyingace6422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my gosh! That was both painful and also so sweet!! 😢 I love that she wanted to understand her friend better.

    • @DonHavjuan
      @DonHavjuan ปีที่แล้ว

      Nut up, buttercup

  • @DizzyDez613
    @DizzyDez613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mr. Titus, thank you so, so, so, so much for all the amazing uploads since the pandemic started. I’ve always regarded you as one of the funniest people ever to walk the planet. “Titus” was one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. That program offered as many laughs per minute as any other top sitcom - right up there with Seinfeld and Frasier. I think mostly because it was so damned relatable, as most of us come from fucked up families. And it seemed to seek out to make “crazy” seem normal, and a topic that we could talk and joke about.
    And your stand up is second to none. It’s a mystery to me how you didn’t have even MORE mainstream success. You’re easily the most under appreciated comedian I can think of.
    Love from 🇨🇦
    Xoxo

  • @thezolkas
    @thezolkas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dictionary:
    Christopher Titus-- Comedic genius.

  • @bagner5
    @bagner5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Titus is so great to just give us his comedy specials for free, i have looked for these for a while. I love your humor and see how much you give to your shows.

  • @rajk578
    @rajk578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This man is a genius!! Love him.

  • @kittimcconnell2633
    @kittimcconnell2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Hold on Jesus I gotta deal with Dipshit” I nearly hit my head I doubled over laughing so hard

    • @majiel2709
      @majiel2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't hit my head cause there wasn't anything hard enough to hit in my bed, but I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard

  • @rogerwhite5777
    @rogerwhite5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I was laughing so hard at the church scene with your ex and wife getting the split roses that I couldn’t breathe. (Especially Jesus crowbarring his way off the cross was perfect!) Thank you for these hilarious images that make me forget all the reasons to be scared or sad. God bless you and your family!

    • @sideshowbob
      @sideshowbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a similar relationship with my ex, but, luckily I have no kids with her. My "chapel" story is, when we got married, her sister's husband's family were these freakishly Giant German people from Brooklyn. My Ex loved her sister but HATED her husband's family, & after dating for a few years I understood why (those are some Priceless stories too but I don't wanna sidetrack). When they opened the tiny chapel up for guests, this family of Giant Germans made a beeline for the front row, bowling my poor cancer stricken frail tiny mother over in the process, sat all in a row (mom, 2 brothers, sister) in these tiny little wood folding chairs. My parents, my ex's parents, other close friends & relatives had been crowded out - the front row was Filled Up. So, OK the ceremony starts, my wife makes her entry, sees the seating situation, I can see the look of cold hard steel death on her face, I try to shrug, roll my eyes "honey it's not my fault", the ceremony proceeds, we had a bunch of love poems to read to each other (yes I fell for that kind of sappy crap, hey, I was in my 20's), well, in the middle of me reading the longest poem, the Giant German mother, who was in her 70's & a little Daft, to say the least, had one of those really dirt cheap disposable cameras (this was 1994), it got to the end of the roll & started rewinding automatically, she was all flummoxed, cupping this chattering buzzing device in her hands perplex-ed-ly, & mind you, she was front row center, right in front of me, & nothing she could do would stop it from rewinding. Well, of course, this was literally the funniest, most inappropriate thing that had happened to me in a long long time, so of course I was gonna respond in the most inappropriate way - by laughing hysterically & uncontrollably for many many minutes, completely & utterly stopping the ceremony, while everyone waited for me to regain my composure, which of course every time I tried made me laugh even harder, to the point I was literally dizzy & ready to pass out. This was all captured on video, & made the "highlight reel" of the wedding VHS tape, unfortunately, my ex destroyed the tape when we split.

  • @rocega3290
    @rocega3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Mr Titus, you just got yourself another fan!
    Great material and great delivery.

  • @Pch100
    @Pch100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank you I really needed to laugh and this did it still have tears running down my cheeks

  • @gusmonster59
    @gusmonster59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I have two grown children and laughed my ass off through this. Children are very much a love/hate relationship. When mine went off to college, I was listening to other moms crying because their 'baby' was leaving home. I had one foot on their ass yelling 'get out and have a life!'. My dad once said the brain disconnects when a kid turns about 13 and doesn't re-connect until about 23. He was right.

  • @Polkadotpup
    @Polkadotpup ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. Congratulations

  • @6chaosphere6
    @6chaosphere6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    this show is nothing short of a pure fuc**ng diamond, nearly pissed myself a few times and had to literally screamlaugh into a pillow b'cuz its late and my loved one and our two idiot spawns are asleep. thank you mr.Titus for this. absolutely one the funniest sets i have ever witnessed 🤘🏻😂

    • @Bluesmusicno1
      @Bluesmusicno1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Give Jim jeffries a go n George carlin is no1 bill burr billy connolly n Kevin bridges too

    • @jamesbryant4269
      @jamesbryant4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The plural of spawn is still spawn. Not being critical, just thought it might help to seem like less spawns.

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bluesmusicno1 Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks

    • @Bluesmusicno1
      @Bluesmusicno1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danijelujcic8644 George Carlin

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bluesmusicno1 you already mentioned Carlin

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Christopher Titus: And if you're a parent tonight, you know what a joy having children is.
    Lady: Ha!
    That made me laugh harder than I should have.

  • @jimstewart3283
    @jimstewart3283 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We dated for 3 weeks, yes weeks, been married 48 years! Love you Titus.

  • @prachboonpornprasert9596
    @prachboonpornprasert9596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you so much. I listened to this show on Spotify many times and could only imagine how it is visually.

  • @LillikoiSeed
    @LillikoiSeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So good to see him again. It’s been quite a while since I watched a show of his, and it made me remember How Much I really enjoyed him. Truly one of my favorite comedians.

  • @ObsidianRose10
    @ObsidianRose10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I found a podcast first. To watch a couple of those really enjoyed them. Then I went to your channel and clicked on your most popular in this popped up. And I really enjoyed it. But I'm going to tell you the part that touched me the most. The middle. If more people took the time to learn and educate themselves, have empathy and be understanding, the United States of America really would be a better place. The humor was well placed and some folks learn some things I hope.
    You're fantastic Titus!

  • @donavanbarnhart8854
    @donavanbarnhart8854 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Titus love you my friend. I remember watching you on fox when I was a kid. Thank you for years of laughs

  • @Redeemed2000
    @Redeemed2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Six adult kids (four boys, two girls), seven grandkids. We have the Brady Bunch of a blended family. Three Mothers, Two Fathers, it's NEVER boring and ALWAYS a challenge! (Plus, We are both Baptist Pastors! LOL) This gave me SO much joy to watch!

  • @poliltinktink5343
    @poliltinktink5343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been a fan of Titus for a couple of decades. This dude has always been fantastic. Storytelling skills that are on another level. He should be way more famous than what he is. There are many "mainstream" comics today that don't even come close to Titus.

  • @rickphoenix5638
    @rickphoenix5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude, your the man! Putting full specials of your work through the years up durfing this lockdown. Thank you!!

  • @rodrigoibarra1588
    @rodrigoibarra1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Absolutely loved it. Laughed all trough my covid ridden lungs.

    • @wwiflyingace6422
      @wwiflyingace6422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ack! Hope you are all better!!! No long COVID, etc!

  • @jaypaans3471
    @jaypaans3471 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy crap he is absolutely perfect! And I hardly ever will say that.

  • @valkerie2809
    @valkerie2809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    a week before my ex broke up with me (two days after my birthday he broke up with me) we went to a comedy show and I couldn't enjoy comedy again for a while, until I found this video and the "Love is Evol" special. I belly laughed for the first time in a while. Thank you Christopher Titus for making my healing journey 10x faster. I'm doing a lot better now and my ex is stuck in a toxic relationship with his new girlfriend and misses me. Not gonna take him back though, he reminds me of your ex wife. Thank you for all that you do!

  • @tiffripley6602
    @tiffripley6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a mother of 2 kids, this resonates truth! NIce job!! This is probably one of my favorites!!

  • @creatorsjourney6286
    @creatorsjourney6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Loved the family intro at the end. That was gold!

  • @knightrcer
    @knightrcer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have been watching every single special I can get my hands on ever since the Titus TV show on Fox which I still watch and holds up to this day. Thank you for all the years of laughter and I especially want to thank you for this special during a time we can all use a good laugh. Christopher Titus is one one of my favorite comedians ever. Makes me laugh and can get you emotional at the same time.