I got familiar with your 2nd dilemma when I was young and foolish. My job sometimes involved climbing up antenna towers that serviced 2-way radios for oilfield operations in northern Alberta. Down time on those systems was not only expensive - it really ticked off the customers who were in a tearing hurry. I'd tool up, belt up, check the gear for the 4th time, make sure I had the parts I might need, then start up the darn tower. About 60-70 feet (OK, 21 metres) off the ground, I'd get that sensation along with the grinding in the guts. The decision: keep slogging up to 290-300 feet, or go back down right quick, unbuckle the tools and harness, then get those coveralls unzipped. Hmmmm. Decisions, decisions. What's that song? "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind . . . " Uh. . . Yeah.
@@hughstephenson2957 I can tell that you are an enlightened man. I always carry TP on my motorcycle. Thankfully Southwestern Ontario is loaded with tall cornfields. Northern Ontario is basically all wilderness so never a problem there either.
@@hughstephenson2957 I've been through Wyoming many times. You have a beautiful state and very wonderful down home people. Best regards to you and yours.
I remember the time the voice in my head advised me that if I left the tractor door open when I went through the gate, I could shave off a split second in leaping down to stop the cattle getting out. I spent the rest of the day without a door as it was the gate post shaved...well more snapped off the door. Oh.. and I have reached the age when every Fart is suspect.
I leave the gate open and get sidetracked. Luckily the cattle know what a grain bucket is. For your other dilema, a good reason not to mix beer and sauerkraut.
#1: 1:54 Logical QDM attempts to minimize the forthcoming damage. #2: There is no such thing as a shart. If there's a "sh"...there's an "it"...which is most certainly not "art".
I was in my local Canadian Tire Store Saturday sporting my new QDM T Shirt and Hat and a guy says to me what does QDM stand for and I said Quick Dick McDick. He responded .... Isn't that that Rich Bastard Farmer out West . LOL. If you want some special treatment buy QDM Merchandise , the guy let me go ahead of him in the long check out line.
Here I sit broken hearted spent some time but only farted, yesterday I took a chance saved some time and shit my pants. Laughed so hard at this one I think I pooped, gotta go!!!!!!
John Roethel that use to read...”here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted” it’s not a new verse, just revised from when I was young and public toilets were not free but cost a dime to unlock the cubicle door. It is a funny verse.
John Roethel you did a good job of rewording it👍. I have tried to explain the “paid a dime” but younger people have never seen the dime coin lock before. Something else that is hard to describe is the restaurant table side music box tied into a central jukebox, you might remember those, 3 songs for a quarter or a dime a song.
You should have taken the old belt back into Jackass Motors and asked for your money back for the belt since it failed under warranty. And if they refused just tell them you won't leave until they changed their mind. Yes it works. They just want you to go away and they'll give you back the 27 bucks just to make you go away. It worked for me :)
How's she goin'? You nailed it again buddy!!! The struggles are real and we all have a face them and the 'bad' helper is pretty convincing isn't he!!! Love it and great editing too!! REALLY looking forward to your next one!!! It's great to have a chuckle in the midst of this kafuffle!!! Take care!!!
Sriracha sauce on eggs is the only way to go I'm glad my gut lets me know when to run to the shitter or to let it loose but it's those raunchy next day beer farts that will smell like you just shit yourself that will keep you checking to make sure every time lol
I totally knew that gate dilemma was coming. Thanks for the laughs. If people turned off the tv and got back to the land, this casedemic would disappear.
Remote op gate SPRING, and a tall rectangular lidded cooler, lined with TWO HD contractor bags, and a bunch of little grocery bags for each use. Twist up each bag to keep things nice. Just pluck it out to the trash at the end of the day. Love your stuff, and will try to stop by for a hug one day. ; ) Lol!!
The only think I learning here in Canada, toilet paper always with you 🤔😂 just in case, I'm joking but you right don't trust in 💨 and yup closer the gate is best solution ....dam 🐄
Yeah, nothing like the realization that it takes two seconds for the trainee fart to become a wet shit but fifteen seconds to get the winter coveralls, lined jeans, and / or ski pants down around the ankles. The math just doesn’t work. Who said algebra, functions & relations, trigonometry and physics would not be used after high school? It’s the only time religion plays a part in the work day. “Please God, let me get to the throne room in time!”
Does anyone else think that QDM and Mike Mitchell are Friend/Relatives, and if not should be. Both nuttier than squirrel turd, but make absolute sense.
I'm 65 now and I've learned that my body may want to trick me at times ! Get of of the tractor and drop them drawers and let it blast ! If its just a fart your good ! if not you better have brought the roll of TP out of the tractor with you!! LOL
Decision 1.... The damn cows got out while you were thinking about it. Decision 2.... See decision 1 change a word. BMA would agree that you will reach a time in your life when you have to think about trusting a fart. Then you reach that point where you just can't. Then you're an old fart. It's what my Dad taught me anyhow. Regards & keep the nards warm!
And Voila, a picture of Trudeau in your shorts.........
Ya that shit for brains has to screw up everything
You misspelt Turdeau :-P
@@tony66au Thinking Turdsquirt would be appropriate.
@@philjohn5337 fidel jr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅
2 rules of old age, never trust a fart and never pass a urinal.
In Canada for sure
Third rule is never waste a hard on even if your alone.
@@joemills950 😂😬
Or a woman
@@joemills950 🤣😅🤣😂
The only reason Farts smell is so that deaf people can enjoy them too.
EVERYONE deserves to enjoy a good fart...
Take care friend heh heh,
QDM
I don't care who ya are, ya never get too old for fart jokes..
This is a fact!
Take care,
QDM
My Mom is gigglin in the afterlife I can tell ya that
my mom farts all the time wen she gets up off the lazy boy ,, i tell her every time ,your going to shit your self one of this days
Thinking about your thinking... QDM has so many levels. All comes back fart jokes. Love it😎
Technically a shit joke, but yeah, good point.
The cruel reality of bad decision making 🤣
A shart is funny when it's someone else doing it. Never trust a fart with dodgy guts.
I got familiar with your 2nd dilemma when I was young and foolish. My job sometimes involved climbing up antenna towers that serviced 2-way radios for oilfield operations in northern Alberta. Down time on those systems was not only expensive - it really ticked off the customers who were in a tearing hurry. I'd tool up, belt up, check the gear for the 4th time, make sure I had the parts I might need, then start up the darn tower. About 60-70 feet (OK, 21 metres) off the ground, I'd get that sensation along with the grinding in the guts. The decision: keep slogging up to 290-300 feet, or go back down right quick, unbuckle the tools and harness, then get those coveralls unzipped. Hmmmm. Decisions, decisions. What's that song? "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind . . . " Uh. . . Yeah.
LQDMAO!! The struggle is real!!
Take care,
QDM
Love how you take everyday things and make them hilarious! Thanks for keeping it real!❤ BMA knows!
Always be wary of the fake fart. Especially the one that crops up while throwing a piss behind the barn and the house is three hundred yards away.
True story heh heh!!
Take care friend!
QDM
That's why I always carry TP In my pocket !!!
@@hughstephenson2957 I can tell that you are an enlightened man. I always carry TP on my motorcycle. Thankfully Southwestern Ontario is loaded with tall cornfields. Northern Ontario is basically all wilderness so never a problem there either.
@@tpniefer I live in Northeast Wyoming 🇺🇲 in the country where there's plenty of buildings and trees to hide behind!!
@@hughstephenson2957 I've been through Wyoming many times. You have a beautiful state and very wonderful down home people. Best regards to you and yours.
I remember the time the voice in my head advised me that if I left the tractor door open when I went through the gate, I could shave off a split second in leaping down to stop the cattle getting out. I spent the rest of the day without a door as it was the gate post shaved...well more snapped off the door. Oh.. and I have reached the age when every Fart is suspect.
Heh heh the struggle is real!
Take care my friend!
QDM
Jesus, other than my kids, this is absolutely worth waking up for🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 thank you Mr. Mcdick you are so fantastic. Made in Canada 🇨🇦❤️❤️❤️❤️
Heh heh thanks my friend!
Hope all is well,
QDM
As someone who has made some bad decisions over the years my first thought was close the gate. Just sayin
It is the correct thought heh heh...
Take care friend,
QDM
QDM, you crack me up. 🤣
Thanks for yet again making Mondays easier to face.👍
Glad to hear it my friend!
Take care!
QDM
Health Canada says you should fart in front of your significant other as a test for covid. If they can smell it they don't have covid.😄. Stay safe QDM
I'm with you 😂
I leave the gate open and get sidetracked. Luckily the cattle know what a grain bucket is. For your other dilema, a good reason not to mix beer and sauerkraut.
That bucket comes in mighty handy if you ain’t to sure about that fart too.
#1: 1:54 Logical QDM attempts to minimize the forthcoming damage.
#2: There is no such thing as a shart. If there's a "sh"...there's an "it"...which is most certainly not "art".
This coming from an old shart
😁😂😂😂
Nothing is worse than the “wet wind.”
I was in my local Canadian Tire Store Saturday sporting my new QDM T Shirt and Hat and a guy says to me what does QDM stand for and I said Quick Dick McDick. He responded .... Isn't that that Rich Bastard Farmer out West . LOL. If you want some special treatment buy QDM Merchandise , the guy let me go ahead of him in the long check out line.
Heh heh this just made QDM's day! Take care my friend!
QDM
There are exactly 2 kinds of people in this world, those that made a bad decision and those that lied about it! Now pass me the t.p! 🍻🇨🇦
Hey dare Cherry ya know ve are gedding older and can nefer trust da fart!! Lol
Careful what you eat, but still..don't trust the fart!!!
Can never be to far from da chitter!!
Take care Pipes,
QDM
@@QuickDickMcDick your not shittin!! Hahaha
@Skjeren Kristjenson it can... 🤔🙄😲😵😵😵😵💩
If the back holes winking then it's time to do some thinking. Don't Push the subject to hard.
LQDMAO!!
Great advice!
QDM
Damn hot sauce on eggs will get ya every time your way to far from the washroom 😎👍
It just seems to know.... heh heh...
Take care friend,
QDM
💋🥰 your the best old fart in SK.
Sending you love from Regina. Thank you for feeding us.
Thanks for watching my friend!
QDM
Here I sit broken hearted spent some time but only farted, yesterday I took a chance saved some time and shit my pants. Laughed so hard at this one I think I pooped, gotta go!!!!!!
John Roethel that use to read...”here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted” it’s not a new verse, just revised from when I was young and public toilets were not free but cost a dime to unlock the cubicle door. It is a funny verse.
@@TripReviews LOL I'm 60 so I remember as well Just tried to tie in the time theme. Cheers
John Roethel you did a good job of rewording it👍. I have tried to explain the “paid a dime” but younger people have never seen the dime coin lock before. Something else that is hard to describe is the restaurant table side music box tied into a central jukebox, you might remember those, 3 songs for a quarter or a dime a song.
Forget the dime. This rhyme is priceless.
I haven't heard that in 50 years. Takes me back to my childhood with my seriously funny yet totally offensive brother.
I laughed so damn hard almost had to run to the outhouse myself 😂
Thanks for the smile on a gloomy Monday morning!
Glad to help!
Take care friend,
QDM
You should have taken the old belt back into Jackass Motors and asked for your money back for the belt since it failed under warranty. And if they refused just tell them you won't leave until they changed their mind. Yes it works. They just want you to go away and they'll give you back the 27 bucks just to make you go away. It worked for me :)
Brilliant QDM, just brilliant.
Ntaf: never trust a fart. At my age. Haha good video bud
certainties of life: Death, taxes, we've all shit ourselves before and it's only a matter of time before we do it again. Act accordingly. Godspeed.
How's she goin'? You nailed it again buddy!!! The struggles are real and we all have a face them and the 'bad' helper is pretty convincing isn't he!!! Love it and great editing too!! REALLY looking forward to your next one!!! It's great to have a chuckle in the midst of this kafuffle!!! Take care!!!
Thanks again so much for watching Grampie!! Glad you got a chuckle!!
Take care,
QDM
Seriously, what are the chances that I just happened to be eating my breakfast during the fart section of this video? LOL
Damn. I swear I could smell that one.
BTW 99% of the comments are aboot the shart.
Mission accomplished heh heh!
Take care,
QDM
Shitty times call for a whole lot of fertilized humor. Thanks for the laughs QDM
Great way to start the week. Never, ever trust a fart.
Must be a farmer, hard at work at 5am to put out product... 'Mornin, Quick!
Mornin my friend!
Hope all is well,
QDM
Lmao...love my Monday morning coffee with QDM❤
Thanks for stopping by my friend!!
QDM
Sriracha sauce on eggs is the only way to go I'm glad my gut lets me know when to run to the shitter or to let it loose but it's those raunchy next day beer farts that will smell like you just shit yourself that will keep you checking to make sure every time lol
This is a very true story heh heh!
Take care friend,
QDM
Having milked cows for many years I don’t trust a cow fart either.... scattered and splattered js
This is good advice heh heh!!
Take care friend!
QDM
36 years of trucking I have learned "ONE" thing "NEVER" "EVER" trust it, if it feels thick it is thick...Just saying
Good advice lol!!
Take care,
QDM
Farmers, Pipeliners, and Surveyors share the same struggles on the daily
The struggle is real for everyone!!
Take care friend!
QDM
I totally knew that gate dilemma was coming. Thanks for the laughs. If people turned off the tv and got back to the land, this casedemic would disappear.
If that's the case nobody should be able to stand in the same room as Trudeau lol
I bet he smells like butts butt being the bum buddies lovers they are.
To go or not to go that is the question - ode to the shard!
"Never trust a fart."
A rule of life.
Its a good rule!!
Take care friend,
QDM
Ur right....Saskatchewan is beautiful
But ANY couple hundred acres u got to yourself is awesome.... nice tractor...
Hah Cow Chasin' & Farts Turn On Ya Every Time Hah ! PffffffffffffffffffffffT ATB T God Bless
Hey pal. This video started my Monday much better than last week's. Im just angry I guess.... had enough really. No love from qdmd really sucked! 🤣🤣🤣
"Trust or dont trust".....nearly pulled a muscle laughing...... much love from the uk
Next time bring an extra pair of underwear in the tractor, just in case. That glimpse into your mind was scary
Good advice!
...and yes it was....
Take care,
QDM
Remote op gate SPRING, and a tall rectangular lidded cooler, lined with TWO HD contractor bags, and a bunch of little grocery bags for each use. Twist up each bag to keep things nice.
Just pluck it out to the trash at the end of the day.
Love your stuff, and will try to stop by for a hug one day. ; ) Lol!!
The only think I learning here in Canada, toilet paper always with you 🤔😂 just in case, I'm joking but you right don't trust in 💨 and yup closer the gate is best solution ....dam 🐄
Found QDM through the Off the Husk Pod cast. What a beauty!! Your neighbors in Montana salute you!
This is a comedian who good run this country exactly right. What have we really got in the PM's chair? A comedian that AIN'T funny.
Yeah, nothing like the realization that it takes two seconds for the trainee fart to become a wet shit but fifteen seconds to get the winter coveralls, lined jeans, and / or ski pants down around the ankles. The math just doesn’t work. Who said algebra, functions & relations, trigonometry and physics would not be used after high school? It’s the only time religion plays a part in the work day. “Please God, let me get to the throne room in time!”
OMG! Just started watching the channel where do you come up with this shit literally! Fucking hilarious
Been there lol, I never left the gate open though!
Does anyone else think that QDM and Mike Mitchell are Friend/Relatives, and if not should be. Both nuttier than squirrel turd, but make absolute sense.
So hilarious watched it a few times!
Your absolutely right QD we live in the most beautiful province in the world.
Naw I know better. All farm implements come with an emergency kit and in such you will definitely find shit tickets. State law. Swear to God man
Without a doubt, the shittiest video you have done to date. ROTFLMAO! Oooops, better not laugh too hard! Might make me have to ..... Shit! Too late!
Thanks from Nova Scotia
Great words of wisdom for sure
Thanks for watching out east my friend!
QDM
"What are you laughing at?" ..'because it's funny'🤣🤣 TRUE
Laffed HARD.... the normal day of working men....
Situation number 2, I fucking howled, I cried, hahaha!
Never Trust a fart, Russian Roulette with five out six chambers in the cylinder loaded.
Never trust a fart cause it could be a shart !!
let er rip - famous last words! classic
So, about the Laundry Technician position what qualifications do you need?
Heh heh thanks for catching that little nugget!!
Take care friend,
QDM
Trouser chilli and the duck walk of shame.
@3:42 is that a Catcoon?
Fawk, the clarity of the sound with my new air pods is disgusting to say the least....🤣
And they call him the streak . I shoulda, I shoulda. 🤣
Heh heh nothing like a good Ray Stevens salute!!
Take care friend,
QDM
I'm 65 now and I've learned that my body may want to trick me at times ! Get of of the tractor and drop them drawers and let it blast ! If its just a fart your good ! if not you better have brought the roll of TP out of the tractor with you!! LOL
this almost sounds like it could be related to sparkle socks!!! I could be way off!! i had a great laugh!!!
WHAT THE F.......!!?? This guys killing it!
Sooooo funny!
OMG
That was probably the funniest thing I'll see all day! We've all been there! Lol
Put that on a shirt, "If you ever have a shit in mind...never trust a fart!...BMA", hahaha!
As a trucker I learned a long time ago, never trust a fart, rest stops can be few and far between, NEVER trust a fart
Hey yer fella down in Ottawa makes the same mistake on a regular basis, course he doesn't notice cause his shit don't stink.
Give you all the credit. Wish I had a Copenhagen spit of how good you are.
Hi Dick, this is a hello from Russian farmer: th-cam.com/video/stKYt5rYDYU/w-d-xo.html , you will like it
Build your gate opening just a little smaller than the gate, then turn around and bump the gate closed with the bale, Tah dah
Decision 1.... The damn cows got out while you were thinking about it. Decision 2.... See decision 1 change a word. BMA would agree that you will reach a time in your life when you have to think about trusting a fart. Then you reach that point where you just can't. Then you're an old fart. It's what my Dad taught me anyhow. Regards & keep the nards warm!
LOL!! Take care my friend!
QDM
I just spit out my coffee been there done that. Don’t ever wear one piece long John’s and try and make it work in a job site porta potty😳😳🤠👍
Oh the ONESIES are a problem all in their own might!!
Take care friend,
QDM
Keep up the good work QDM🤠👍
You should have taken Jay Leno's place. You are too funny, God Bless you
Holly fuck b'ye a damn near shit myself laughin at that one.
Keep it up you're awesome man I'm voting for you for president
Never trust a cow or a fart or anyone from East of Thunder Bay!!
All I know about cows is hay goes in one end and politicians come out of the other end.
Oh my sooo funny 😆 I shit me self with laughter!! Lol 😆
I love your Saskatchewan horizons that seem to go on forever. Another great Vid.
You and QDM both!
Take care friend,
QDM
Holy fuck..in eastern Ontario and u can keep all that snow shit
A fart or a shart? The age old question Roll the dice and take your chances lol
We’ve all been there
Im with BMA on this one, NEVER Trust a fart coz a Shortcut will always land you in the shit....
Laundry Tech with shitty outlook wanted..............
FACT heh heh !!
just as flying beaver, yes that struggle is real even in the house.
please change the spelling of 'dilema' to 'dilemma'.
A good laugh with my morning jo tks man
Thanks for watching my friend!
QDM