As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏
Chronic pain is no joke. Wishing you the best. Question, is there an opiod crisis there? Does that make it harder for you to get the medicine you need?
Adriana Vargas Hall Please let me know of a pain med in USA. My doctor used to prescribe and opioid but stopped. Now there seems to be nothing prescribed and suggested is some sort of activity/management to combat pain:-/
When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.
He does stand by some things though, blatant pussy grabbing sexism, racism and incompetence. I never though it would be so fucking embarrassing to even live in america...
Pexport llc: If that's the way you feel, you don't deserve to live here. This country is not for you. Get your sorry, liberal ass OUT of this country, and move to North Korea.
Exactly, the moron is telling me because i have a opinion he doesn't agree with i should go to a country that kills you for having a opinion.... Thank you so much for showing a new level of ignorance not yet seen. Also where did you see me say i am a liberal??? WHERE??? You know there are other party's like the independent party you ignorant turd i am sure that is a real surprise for you i can already see you searching for it with your brietbart search engine... Pathetic moron.... Hopefully when trump takes away your healthcare along with your food stamps just like he did Meals on wheels you will starve to death and wont be able to pass on those seriously defective genes.
Meanwhile a sitting president and presidential candidate weaponized the FBI to try and stop him and/or do a silent coup to remove him. You guys are fucking traitors.
@@wildone106 You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about and are just parroting Republican propaganda without doing any sort of research or critical thinking. For fuck's sake, you guys sit here and accuse Obama of trying to stop him/arrange a coup while at the same time criticizing him for not doing anything about the Russian interference earlier when the whole reason he didn't was TO NOT INFLUENCE THE ELECTION. One of the biggest reasons Hillary lost was because Comey, who was the head of the fucking FBI under Obama, announced that he was reopening his investigation into her right before the election, causing a ton of undecided voters to lose confidence in her. You guys scrutinize every isolated event and look for some way to blame it on Obama, Hillary or Democrats in general and accuse them of doing something illegal without bothering to even TRY to look at all of them together and how ridiculous it would be if it were true. I guess your default stance WOULD be to assume that you're all the victim of some conspiracy where all the people involved are too god damn incompetent to do anything, because that's literally what the party you so fervently and thoughtlessly support is. A bunch of inept morons who want to commit crimes and consolidate power but fuck up everything they touch, leaving all but a select few worse for it. I'm so sick of you Trump supporters and your stupid bullshit.
@@wildone106 she didn’t ‘try’ to impeach him-she did. Twice. With bipartisan support. Trump is a twice impeached, failed coup figure head that is a seditious traitor.
TheKevinGHutton are you white? If yes, practice "not-racism white nationalism" Also become more selfish! Because every Trump supporter is overwhelmingly selfish
Kristen2344 I know it is. I have faith in the good people of America to put it right. I'm still going to come. I'm in love with an American girl, and I'll always be wherever she is. 😊
Kody R. I know a few Trump supporters, and they aren't selfish at all. I don't know why they support him. I'm trying keep my head down with friends and future family!
Lineage2MediaCom - I think everybody knows this is a comedic show. But theres still more truth told in it than what comes from your unintelligent obese wannabe dictator..
Love how Trump didn't even get the meaning of 'no corners in the Oval office for any pres. to hide'. He actually LITERALLY thought it meant corners in which to hide visually. What a mental case.
Mina Panina But yet he beat every big politician to be president. President Trump is very smart, go and check his IQ score as well and you'll see it's up there with the Bill Gates of the world.
And just a couple of days later Sean Spicer found a way to circumvene that pickle. "Hmm a picture of Bush here.. Bush? Bushes! .. Run and hide from the evil media!!"
One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane. Edit: Oh, John Oliver too! Almost forgot.
dave yognaut The context makes it worse. Donald brought up the wire tapping, claimed it was proven, was asked for details, refused to give facts, then refused to give his opinion, then ended the interview. Talk about being afraid of being asked a question.
DEMOCRACY was build on the freedom of SATIRE!.... 2.500 years ago, long before journalism and when democracy was still in its infancy. Turning against Stephen Colbert, or any comedian, only proves that you prefer TYRANNY over DEMOCRACY. Bless you, Mr. Colbert! Aristophanes and Pericles would be proud of you. Athens is watching you!!!!!!
😂😂😂exactly. McDonald is a joke so it's hard to keep a straight face on and not piss laughing at Macdonald and his stupid orange face and cheap yellow wig
Nooo he keeps DESTROYING AND DIVIDING AMERICA. PLEASE GET IT RIGHT SHEEP. Keep listening, watching, and being BRAINWASHED BY THE EVIL HATE FILLED LYING FAKE NEWS MSM AND HOLLYWEIRD. Go look at ENGLAND...LOOKS LIKE THE LEFT IS DOING GREAT OVER THERE. YOU MORON MINDLESS SHEEP. BAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAA!!! WAKE UP!!!
Great monologue. No apology appropriate. The English language is rich and includes vulgarities and obscenities, which should be used only when no other word suitably describes the situation. Your use of the English language, including the metaphor, perfectly described the situation.
John Johnson, You are saying you are sick and perverted. You can only see sick and perverted if you are sick and perverted. Stephen, Kul, and I thought nothing sick or perverted.
Rui Alexandre are you trying to imply he should be grateful that trump doesn't order his arrest for what he said? Trump did not give that liberty in fact I am pretty sure he would take it away if he could. But in any case I think it is very disrespectful of what he said of the POTUS. But I've never seen this much disrespect, not siding with anyone but if you don't respect you're bound to be disrespected your self. So this says a lot of the president.
@@Kate-ui5kc you honestly, no joking, honestly might be right. But that does not make me feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for this beautiful & great nation. J.F.K.F.C. Did more damage in four years than anyone can comprehend. Covid alone. One Million Americans. Worst than Vietnam and the numbers are higher because he got people to drink bleach and eat horse medicine. 🙁😞
You carry a card too for that membership? No. You're either gay, bisexual, or transexual. Sexual orientation isn't a community. You're just a normal person. Your sex life is as private as anyone elses. You're probably going to reply with some insult or tell me I'm being whatever the fuck. But I'm sick of this shit... you're a fucking person. Start acting like one.
willprogresivo i'm not insulted nor am I going to insult you. I'm bisexual but I imagined being met with comments of "choose a side!" Or "you're just greedy"
In regards to it being a community I think of all the resources such as LGBT or GSA clubs. I use the plus for those who do not fit into LGB or T despite how valid others think those identities are.
willprogresivo So, if sexual orientation is private, who are you to say there's only gay, bi, or trans? It's not your business therefore you don't get to put a limit on how people feel.
+Beebo There are only two sexes on human beings. That's biologically true and you don't need to hear anyone talk about their sexual orientation to know the possible ones.
President Trump = BEST PRESIDENT EVER. Baaa baaaa baaaaa YOU MINDLESS SHEEP. YOU MORON FOOLS. OBAMA GAVE 150 BILLION DOLLARS AND NUKES TO IRAN. WHO THE HELL GIVES NUKES AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO IRAN. IRAN WHO HATES AMERICA...IRAN WHO HAS EVERY WEAPON AND MISSILES LABLED IN HEBREW "DEATH TO ISRAEL". WOW....You people are really FOOLED AND BLINDED BY THE LIBERAL LYING HATE FILLED ANTI AMERICA TERRORIST TRAITOR FAKE NEWS MSM AND HOLLYWEIRD. WE KNOW WHO THE REAL TERRORISTS OF AMERICA ARE = LIBERALS!!! LIBERALS HATE DEMOCRACY...THEY HATE TRUMP...THEY HATE GOD....THEY HATE AMERICA...LIBERALS ARE MINDLESS SHEEP. WE ARE STILL AMERICA IN GOD WE TRUST. AMERICA ONE NATION UNDER GOD. BAAAAA BAAAA BAAAAA. WAKE UP SHEEP!!!
@@truthhurts7742 Your comment aged well... NOT! What do you have to say now, after Trumpty Dumpty let Putin do whatever he wanted for 4 years? Do you still not see the result?
Danny Este that is literally the only factual rebuttal you/republicans have. Yes, he is president and yes millions of liberals, democrats, republicans and human beings ARE still crying over the election, Because; his victory is not a victory for any person, plant, animal or planet that is lucky to still currently exist before he is given access to it. To support a victory that does not support anyone but the victor is detatched and delusional, particularly when that person is a president. And that's why people are still crying, because logically, that doesn't make sense!!!!! We cry because of your ignorance, literally.
Lucy "Clitoris" Alauf, let's be real here: This Swiss guy is telling you that the content of your post is as shitty as your knowledge of English grammar.
That's not how a free society works. The higher a person's office, the more protected your speech against that office is. That is why we have one set of libel laws for the general public and a separate set of liability laws for public figures. I'm sure you didn't feel anyone should be reprimanded because they spoke against the President of the United States when that President was Obama.
omg did trump really just give a reporter an attitude😮 omg and he is the president of the united states! insane!!!! good luck you guys, ill be watching from the other side of the pond
Gloves came off, and tRump threw in the towel. He was asked a question he couldn't answer, and that obviously caused his bone spurs to flare up, because he had to sit down. Or maybe his body couldn't support itself any longer, without a spine.
It is fair game. If you don't behave like a president, act like a president, speak like a president..., then you will be insulted--and by being who you are, you actually have insulted the presidency, then you are bound to be insulted.
I was wondering if President Obama and Michelle were watching this ? I can just see them dying of laughter now ! 😂😂😂😂 They were both such a loved couple ! Their gone from the Whitehouse and we still miss them ! EVERYONE STILL MISSES THEM ! NOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ???? Colbert this was Awesome !!!
I wonder if BO and Michelle will be laughing after BO's impreachment. I was always proud to be an American until you idiots made a BO president, but it was worth it to see him go down as the most corrupt and worst president ever.
I have to give it to Donald for this one truth he told: 'This is more work than my previous life, I thought it would be easier. I do miss my old life.' And as Stephen says, 'We all do sir.' Please resign, and let us heal.
Julie W. Well if he is a joke as u said, well he is ur president we didnt see u doing anything about it u just writing like a little kid while this man made him self a president. Ur president so show some respect. Stop being like a little kid who follows people opinions and ideas without understanding.
The best line was, 'if I walked into the Oval Office and saw you sitting there, I'd cry too.' This was one of the best monologues given by you! Please comtinue to keep us sane for the next 4 years or as you called it 1368 days!😐
Well that's still very polite from you too!! Cause if it were me, Oh boy!! I would get kicked off!!! And he won't ever invite a journalist again cause I would cursed his stupid head and he would be straight up with him, with no joke!!!
nah the journalist has more class and mettle than trump to let a child's insult get to him. if it were the other way around trump would bitch about it on twitter after leaving the interview. i mean when he was asked his opinion on the wiretapping claims he cut the interview there.
That's actually the thing missing from all those interviews. As soon as he calls someone or a channel "Fake News", the ones with cojones should get up and go - or ask him straight to his face if he means "liars" (if he ducks that he's toast, and if he says yes it's time for pull up some juicy hard facts, there are plenty).
6:24 SHOTS FIRED DT: “In one case - I won’t say who - somebody you know very well... the head of a major, major company, the person came into the Oval Office and started to cry. This is a tough person, by the way... came into the Oval Office and started to cry.” SC: “Mr. President: if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I’d cry too.” SHOTS FIRED
Stephen this is your best monologue ever. I look forward to your show to help me cope with the awful decisions & comments made by this President every day. You say what the news shows can or will not. Thank you.
Hardly, Trump is a baby. What is savagery is Trump objectifying women with his - Grab the 'Woman' - remark he made to Billy Bush and the republicans still allowing him to represent them and then the country. Trump is an embarrassment to Nation and that is savagery of our country. Colbert is simply righting a wrong for the sanity of the nation.
+arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions
+arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions.
Trump was ever only interested in that office because it would help convince himself he's even more important than he already thought he was.. The guy needs a straitjacket, not the presidency of the US.
That's why he's still doing all those rallies. He needs all that validation to keep his bloated ego from collapsing due to all the reality checks he's getting now.
I want to salute all the courageous and hard working Journalists who go out to interview President Trump. He's a narcissistic individual who becomes uncouth and verbally abusive once things don't go his way..He's a learning point for the whole world, and to think he's over 70 years old...He would have been a very awful man in his younger years... Africans believe old age makes you wiser...but this man? I rest my case...
After listening to this, I think Colbert has said, in BRILLIANT stand up comedy, what 6 million plus want to say, WANT TO HEAR,...someone taking a stand; provocative, INTELLIGENT and hilarious!! The most disgusting, despicable, deplorable pervert-in-chief deserves a good verbal thrashing!! tRUMP IS, ALSO, A VINDICTIVE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!! I SUPPORT COLBERT!!
Obviously every country needs a person like that. But every country isn't regressing like the US in the name of progress. Besides, we all know that Stephen is a Democrat. I'm not against that but all I'm saying is that if at all India needs someone, it should be someone neutral just like how in America, there is a need for people to consider both options and weigh them to make sensible comments. This monologue was good because there was crazy amount of stupid material. There have been episodes where he targets trump and the Republicans without any strong reason
Freedom of speech/freedom of expression/FREEDOM OF PRESS....those are terrorist in nature? Interesting. One of Trump's many ignorant supporters teaches us something new every day.
I love rewatching this monologue, Stephen really delivers. I remember all those years ago when Trump sat at his desk with the papers I wondered of those papers where blank, just a prop for him to use when he wanted to end the interview. The toilet paper had me on the floor laughing.
FU and all Trump Supporters. When you realized how much he has screwed over you in the interest of his rich buddies, CEOs and lobbyists you'll feel like the shit your all are.
"but i sir, am no John Dickerson....", that sentence is the cue for RAGE! that line alone from Colbert is equal to "Release the Kraken!".... or.... "FINISH HIM!" savage level over 9000!!!
yap... yap... Colbert finally using Kaio-Ken x 4. well, maybe hanging around with Jon Stewart that much equivalent as hanging around with Kaio,,, soooo, Stewart-Ken x 4 maybe??? ^^
There is always a rainbow After a little rain how is that trolling? Sammya is crediting Stephen, when more than one person is saying vulgar things about someone’s sexual orientation.
If Colbert saw the documentary on Cult leader Jim Jones he would have so much more material to compare to Donald Trump. The Followers have even more similarities. They're willing to swallow poison before they will admit they have a dangerous leader
Burnin Colours "We the People" is a collective and thus liberal principle that conservatism is patently erroneous and treasonous to, but you knew that, no? Sure you did...
LegzFallOffGirl The depressing thing is though, that he already is in a "round room", so to speak, and we get to witness him trying to find the corner and failing. But yes, that joke is pretty funny
"I miss my old life." Wow u know trump, u can resign and go back to your previously chilled life. What's stopping you? Let someone else who doesn't mind being "busy" to be in the oval. Thank you very much.
allmyjm He's allergic to work. Dumb ass people think he's self made. He's no better than a Kardashian. Born in to money....they just look way better doing it.
Unfortunately this is not true. Pence might be worse than Trump. Not as stupid. Better in navigating politics. More intelligent even, BUT ideology trumps ! intelligence. Trump might start a war out of sheer stupidity. Pence's "stupid" (read ideological) reasons would be as irrational but he could sell the war better.
This is a historic comedy moment that will live in the mind of all who love meaningful satiric comedy for decades, right between George Carlin's "It's called the American dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it" speech and Bill Hick's "You drunk cant" rant.
This has aged well, except for the toilet paper bit. Shoulda saved that roll, Stephen.
hahahahahaha glad that at least one of those is gone now
Paper towels would b appropriate 😂😂
Toiletpaper makes alot more sense now lol
As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏
Chronic pain is no joke. Wishing you the best.
Question, is there an opiod crisis there? Does that make it harder for you to get the medicine you need?
Adriana Vargas Hall Please let me know of a pain med in USA. My doctor used to prescribe and opioid but stopped. Now there seems to be nothing prescribed and suggested is some sort of activity/management to combat pain:-/
@Wendy Adams My heart goes out to you.. and I also love Stephen Colbert as well.. keep laughing my dear I know it can help. Take care.
Wendy Adams yes saying disgusting things about someone’s sexual orientation is funny.
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It's been a few years, Wendy, are you feeling any better? It's gotta feel good knowing you don't live here 😆😅
Ah, the 'c**k holster' monologue... this one is timeless :)
It looks like you qualify as a holster yourself.
@@ernestcossiboom2512 As do you
This monologue is a stone-cold classic! And even funnier now that Trump has been voted out.
If only someone had stuffed impeachys² pie hole. 2024 and it still lies and now its blatant fascist talk. Lock him up
When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.
He just wants to make the founders look prescient at this point.
I liked your comment.....but gave you a personal like for the title. 👍👍
What do you want Burr? IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING BURR WHAT WILL YOU FALL FOR?
I love that quote ❤️☄️🌟
It reminded me of how easily you cannot think for yourself by quoting other people
...."I don't stand by anything"....
What a revealing, candid moment.
very brief, almost subtle - incredibly profound
He does stand by some things though, blatant pussy grabbing sexism, racism and incompetence. I never though it would be so fucking embarrassing to even live in america...
Pexport llc: If that's the way you feel, you don't deserve to live here. This country is not for you. Get your sorry, liberal ass OUT of this country, and move to North Korea.
Exactly, the moron is telling me because i have a opinion he doesn't agree with i should go to a country that kills you for having a opinion....
Thank you so much for showing a new level of ignorance not yet seen. Also where did you see me say i am a liberal??? WHERE??? You know there are other party's like the independent party you ignorant turd i am sure that is a real surprise for you i can already see you searching for it with your brietbart search engine... Pathetic moron.... Hopefully when trump takes away your healthcare along with your food stamps just like he did Meals on wheels you will starve to death and wont be able to pass on those seriously defective genes.
Pexport llc will you marry me?
Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate "You have more people marching against you than Cancer"
Shortcake lol seriously, everyday we march hahaha
That was pure gold.
He deserves a HBO channel
Interesting, as Donald Trump is effectively the human form of cancer.
Marco Freire I love that! I also like that he said Presi-dunce
It's funny because it's true!
Then it's terrifying because it's true.
Stephen Colbert, thank you, for turning the repulsion I feel toward the “pricktator” of USA into comedy gold.
jvnne00 - "Pricktator!"
Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT !!! In the middle of all those horrible news about Trump, he makes us laugh........ that is talent !!!
Meanwhile a sitting president and presidential candidate weaponized the FBI to try and stop him and/or do a silent coup to remove him. You guys are fucking traitors.
@@wildone106 You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about and are just parroting Republican propaganda without doing any sort of research or critical thinking. For fuck's sake, you guys sit here and accuse Obama of trying to stop him/arrange a coup while at the same time criticizing him for not doing anything about the Russian interference earlier when the whole reason he didn't was TO NOT INFLUENCE THE ELECTION.
One of the biggest reasons Hillary lost was because Comey, who was the head of the fucking FBI under Obama, announced that he was reopening his investigation into her right before the election, causing a ton of undecided voters to lose confidence in her.
You guys scrutinize every isolated event and look for some way to blame it on Obama, Hillary or Democrats in general and accuse them of doing something illegal without bothering to even TRY to look at all of them together and how ridiculous it would be if it were true.
I guess your default stance WOULD be to assume that you're all the victim of some conspiracy where all the people involved are too god damn incompetent to do anything, because that's literally what the party you so fervently and thoughtlessly support is. A bunch of inept morons who want to commit crimes and consolidate power but fuck up everything they touch, leaving all but a select few worse for it.
I'm so sick of you Trump supporters and your stupid bullshit.
@@wildone106 and yet your orange guy LITERALLY STARTED A COUP!
@@R.M.3.14 You mean the coup nancy tried twice to remove him by impeachment? lol
@@wildone106 she didn’t ‘try’ to impeach him-she did. Twice. With bipartisan support.
Trump is a twice impeached, failed coup figure head that is a seditious traitor.
11:12 One of the most savage roasts in history...
Nothing can beat this. EVER!
Stephen just ripped Trump a new asshole!
Blazerak More reasons to love Colbert.💥🔥
11.38 - Putin's **** holster
Blazerak ikr lol
6 months later and this is still the most savage thing I have ever seen. Freaking, love Colbert!
Pity hes not shown ova the pond
Agree. I was surprised to hear so many burns on this monologue.
Lmao. He went off.
That was absolutely genius!!
one year later, still
the only problem with this is there's no way to do a thumbs-up 12 million times. I just want to continue to thumbs up this as often as possible
Heather Adele Tate on o.o j on. j pki
Heather Adele Tate iI
So right! I love this monologue and have been watching it over & over when I need a break from it all!
Silent Rocks yes! Same
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍..................…………
Colbert is a national treasure
Well, your treaure is nothing but vomit covered trash to me.
@@ernestcossiboom2512 He didn't say Trump is a national treasure
Ana Wieder I’m genuinely sorry for the life decisions that led up to this comment. I will never respect you in my life.
With Nicholas Cage ? :D
Wtf is with the negative responses in here? Colbert is hilarious! And that observation shouldn't be reacted to with a lack of respect.
As a Canadian I am just flabbergasted at this whole situation..... WTF
Colbert, you're awesome
As a Brit who's in the process of emigrating to America, I'm questioning my life choices.
TheKevinGHutton are you white? If yes, practice "not-racism white nationalism"
Also become more selfish! Because every Trump supporter is overwhelmingly selfish
Kristen2344 I know it is. I have faith in the good people of America to put it right. I'm still going to come. I'm in love with an American girl, and I'll always be wherever she is. 😊
Kody R. I know a few Trump supporters, and they aren't selfish at all. I don't know why they support him. I'm trying keep my head down with friends and future family!
Trust me, there are a LOT of Americans that feel the same way.
"you have more people marching against you than cancer" ahahahaha i'm DONE
FCC found no fault in this monologue. Congrats Stephen! 😍😙
Jo Santoddi ya all the trumptards reported it to the FCC cause they got butthurt
Baaaa baaaa liberal brainwashed SHEEP.
@@truthhurts7742 found the MAGA.
Stephen: “Yes. And if you put your ear to it like a seashell you can hear all of them rolling in their graves."
Me: 😂😂😂💀💀💀
BEST MONOLOGUE OF ALL TIME
Yesssss that took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of Colbert's best monologues
Ali Dan so true
I don't know ... so many good ones to chose from ... :-D
all his show is a monologue, propaganda machine nazi party like.
Lineage2MediaCom hahaha good one trumpee.
Lineage2MediaCom - I think everybody knows this is a comedic show. But theres still more truth told in it than what comes from your unintelligent obese wannabe dictator..
"I am a detailed oriented person" this said by Trump is the best joke of 2017
Jason Blade bullet point oriented haha
Jason Blade he acually said "I am a details ..." lol
To paraphrase a line from an old (80s) movie, Trump wouldn't know a detail if it begged him all night long!
No one respects women more than me Daffy Donald says as he is groping one!
Lol na man the best joke is this liberal ass comment section😂😂😂
Love how Trump didn't even get the meaning of 'no corners in the Oval office for any pres. to hide'. He actually LITERALLY thought it meant corners in which to hide visually. What a mental case.
Mina Panina But yet he beat every big politician to be president. President Trump is very smart, go and check his IQ score as well and you'll see it's up there with the Bill Gates of the world.
MrKnowdatruth I think you live in LaLa land. I would love the CV of Donald Trump next to Bill Gates. I think you might be in for shock.
MrKnowdatruth By the way I worked for Gates in one off his oversee research clinics.
MrKnowdatruth Good joke
And just a couple of days later Sean Spicer found a way to circumvene that pickle. "Hmm a picture of Bush here.. Bush? Bushes! .. Run and hide from the evil media!!"
One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane.
Edit: Oh, John Oliver too! Almost forgot.
Cringe
Colbert's a mouthpiece
IT'S ME FROM 713 you’re not very bright are you.
haha funy show host make funy orange man bad haha lol
@Ken White Rhetorical questions can be ended with a period genius.
"I don't stand by anything". I hope the children remember that quote.
Yeah context doesn't matter.......christ you people
dave yognaut
The context makes it worse. Donald brought up the wire tapping, claimed it was proven, was asked for details, refused to give facts, then refused to give his opinion, then ended the interview.
Talk about being afraid of being asked a question.
Dilton X yeah wasnt that presidential???
DEMOCRACY was build on the freedom of SATIRE!.... 2.500 years ago, long before journalism and when democracy was still in its infancy. Turning against Stephen Colbert, or any comedian, only proves that you prefer TYRANNY over DEMOCRACY. Bless you, Mr. Colbert! Aristophanes and Pericles would be proud of you. Athens is watching you!!!!!!
"Mr. President... if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I'd cry too."
🙌🏼Amen🙏🏼
Shit got real when Stephen said...
“But I sir, am no John Dickerson."
They should have given him a mic to drop at the end of that.
"Colbert OUT"
why does trump say everything twice? is he stalling until the next sentence comes to him?
because he needs to repeat his statements BIGLY
Kristin Bauer
There's nothing a Narc likes better than the sound of their own voice. Plus they don't own a muzzle.
Narcissism + OCD.
HEY! Don't insult those of us with OCD byt mentioning our illness in relation to Trump, thank you very much.
Kristin Bauer short-term memory loss perhaps?
I do not understand how Mr. Dickerson keeps a straight face when interviewing. It must be part of the comedy ;-)
😂😂😂exactly. McDonald is a joke so it's hard to keep a straight face on and not piss laughing at Macdonald and his stupid orange face and cheap yellow wig
THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.
God Bless Stephen Colbert! How many more days can we stand for Trump's insanity?
what has he DONE not said but DONE ?
God, but Colbert helps keep us sane just by doing these monologues. Keep em comming sir!
Yup, that's why I'm here watching old Colbert monologs....:P
Why Zoe, why? Trump's not nice to most everybody..He set the tone...he's led the, "not nice" movement by his example.
Deface the Nation, Zoe? Please!
Nooo he keeps DESTROYING AND DIVIDING AMERICA.
PLEASE GET IT RIGHT SHEEP.
Keep listening, watching, and being BRAINWASHED BY THE EVIL HATE FILLED LYING FAKE NEWS MSM AND HOLLYWEIRD.
Go look at ENGLAND...LOOKS LIKE THE LEFT IS DOING GREAT OVER THERE.
YOU MORON MINDLESS SHEEP.
BAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAA!!!
WAKE UP!!!
His writing team does you mean, hes just an empty vessel puppet
Thank you Stephen Colbert for saying what we think every day!!! Love your show!
"The point is hes a monster"
*"A fat little monster"*
Bruh I died😂😂😂😂😂
LOVING IT!! RTF ON COLBERT 😂
Stephen Colbert you sir are amazing!
Nicholas Brennan .
Pretending to read blank papers gets me every time LOL. Classic!
This was a great monologue give this man a raise fast!!
This should go down as one of the greatest late night takedowns of all time.
Great monologue. No apology appropriate. The English language is rich and includes vulgarities and obscenities, which should be used only when no other word suitably describes the situation. Your use of the English language, including the metaphor, perfectly described the situation.
100% agreed. Colbert killed it here. I'm an avid watcher and this impressed me- he took off the gloves and didn't hold back on this one!
+KulushiMaxwell : sick and perverted minds think alike.
John Johnson, You are saying you are sick and perverted. You can only see sick and perverted if you are sick and perverted. Stephen, Kul, and I thought nothing sick or perverted.
Well stated. I rarely curse and found the metaphor creative and unfortunately true. Backlash due to the truth hurting.
Savage AF.
Colbert 2020. If America is still here, that is.
Quite possibly the best insult ever spoken by anyone ever!
TheHardRunner . Come come now. Read your Shakespeare. Get educated man!
Woah, Stephen was more angry about Trump's insult to Dickerson than I expected.... But at least he's got a hilarious outlet lol
Mr. Stephen Colbert, that was pure gold. You are a an American treasure.
Free speech is an invaluable treasure, too.
Rui Alexandre are you trying to imply he should be grateful that trump doesn't order his arrest for what he said? Trump did not give that liberty in fact I am pretty sure he would take it away if he could. But in any case I think it is very disrespectful of what he said of the POTUS. But I've never seen this much disrespect, not siding with anyone but if you don't respect you're bound to be disrespected your self. So this says a lot of the president.
Sergio Alejadro Sanchez uhhhh... either I found a trump supporter or an overzealous supporter of neither. I see no arguments here. Just a joke.
AMERICAN TREASURE
Anyone else thinks Trump was the one who cried in the Oval office?
Incapable of tears. Far too damaged to experience normal human emotion.
😢lmfao😂
@@Kate-ui5kc you honestly, no joking, honestly might be right. But that does not make me feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for this beautiful & great nation. J.F.K.F.C. Did more damage in four years than anyone can comprehend. Covid alone. One Million Americans. Worst than Vietnam and the numbers are higher because he got people to drink bleach and eat horse medicine. 🙁😞
Isn't that the Verizon Coverage map?
Edward Corbett savage
XD
love it, thats freaking hilarious
Edward Corbett it totally is 😂😂😂
YO I FUCKING SCREAMED LAUGHING AT THIS
“We all do, Sir” 😂😂😂 I love it!!!
Where is the homophobia in this monologue? I'm a member of the LGBT+ community and I laughed my ass off throughout the entire video!
You carry a card too for that membership? No.
You're either gay, bisexual, or transexual. Sexual orientation isn't a community. You're just a normal person. Your sex life is as private as anyone elses.
You're probably going to reply with some insult or tell me I'm being whatever the fuck. But I'm sick of this shit... you're a fucking person. Start acting like one.
willprogresivo i'm not insulted nor am I going to insult you. I'm bisexual but I imagined being met with comments of "choose a side!" Or "you're just greedy"
In regards to it being a community I think of all the resources such as LGBT or GSA clubs. I use the plus for those who do not fit into LGB or T despite how valid others think those identities are.
willprogresivo So, if sexual orientation is private, who are you to say there's only gay, bi, or trans? It's not your business therefore you don't get to put a limit on how people feel.
+Beebo There are only two sexes on human beings. That's biologically true and you don't need to hear anyone talk about their sexual orientation to know the possible ones.
Phenomenal, the president deserved every sentence Stephen spoke.
President Trump = BEST PRESIDENT EVER.
Baaa baaaa baaaaa YOU MINDLESS SHEEP.
YOU MORON FOOLS. OBAMA GAVE 150 BILLION DOLLARS AND NUKES TO IRAN. WHO THE HELL GIVES NUKES AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO IRAN.
IRAN WHO HATES AMERICA...IRAN WHO HAS EVERY WEAPON AND MISSILES LABLED IN HEBREW "DEATH TO ISRAEL".
WOW....You people are really FOOLED AND BLINDED BY THE LIBERAL LYING HATE FILLED ANTI AMERICA TERRORIST TRAITOR FAKE NEWS MSM AND HOLLYWEIRD.
WE KNOW WHO THE REAL TERRORISTS OF AMERICA ARE = LIBERALS!!!
LIBERALS HATE DEMOCRACY...THEY HATE TRUMP...THEY HATE GOD....THEY HATE AMERICA...LIBERALS ARE MINDLESS SHEEP.
WE ARE STILL AMERICA IN GOD WE TRUST. AMERICA ONE NATION UNDER GOD.
BAAAAA BAAAA BAAAAA.
WAKE UP SHEEP!!!
truth hurts it sounds like someone is off their meds....
truth hurts You should see a psychiatrist
truth hurts Clearly you’re from Columbia cause coke only has that strong a reaction when it’s fresh!
@@truthhurts7742 Your comment aged well... NOT! What do you have to say now, after Trumpty Dumpty let Putin do whatever he wanted for 4 years? Do you still not see the result?
S-O-O-O you cried when you came into the oval office ? So did the nation!!!!
Albani1111 no....actually Putin selected him. let's hold the election again without Russian interference and see what happens
“..in his old life, he could spend his days golfing, insulting people on twitter, and hanging out with his family.
*also NOW..”*
THIS HAS GOT TO BE ON THE TOP 5 GREATEST ROASTS OF ALL TIME
TOP 5 GREATEST ANIME ROASTS OF ALL TIME
I lost it at "you have more people marching against you than cancer"
I don't like trump but damn son, even i'm feeling bad for him after a roast like that!
Danny Este that is literally the only factual rebuttal you/republicans have. Yes, he is president and yes millions of liberals, democrats, republicans and human beings ARE still crying over the election, Because; his victory is not a victory for any person, plant, animal or planet that is lucky to still currently exist before he is given access to it. To support a victory that does not support anyone but the victor is detatched and delusional, particularly when that person is a president. And that's why people are still crying, because logically, that doesn't make sense!!!!! We cry because of your ignorance, literally.
Lucy "Clitoris" Alauf, let's be real here:
This Swiss guy is telling you that the content of your post is as shitty as your knowledge of English grammar.
That's not how a free society works. The higher a person's office, the more protected your speech against that office is.
That is why we have one set of libel laws for the general public and a separate set of liability laws for public figures.
I'm sure you didn't feel anyone should be reprimanded because they spoke against the President of the United States when that President was Obama.
@David Bryant Thank you for giving a sane, tactful reply. Keep it up.
Watching Trump hide behind his desk because he was asked if he stood by *his own quote* was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
Trump is a whiny little bitch.
"I stand by nothing'
The best monolog ever. Hats off too you for putting that orange clown in his place.
He helped secure him another 4 years lmao suicide watch 2020
@@wildone106 4 years in jail lmao
@@BuckyBrown-lt4ry And with Bucky's comment here folks you have the standard vocabulary and behavior of a Trumpist.
@@wildone106 LOSER
omg did trump really just give a reporter an attitude😮 omg and he is the president of the united states! insane!!!! good luck you guys, ill be watching from the other side of the pond
Basic 1t
Baby Girl thanks we need it. Can’t wait to get blown up.
I feel the more people comment about Jon Baptiste needing to shut up, the more he is going to keeping yelling Cold Blooded just to mess with them.
Hammad Ali best comment
Hammad Ali Well, that's not true, but you are of course allowed your own opinion
Thing is, if Colbert wanted him quiet, he'd be quiet. Jon is giving all the asides and commentary because Colbert wants it that way.
Hammad Ali If the producers didn't want it they would mute his mic. Lolol!!
ProjectFlashlight612 It's sarcasm. Obviously not true.
One of his best smack downs yet! Brilliant.
Whoa, gloves came OFF!
Gloves came off, and tRump threw in the towel.
He was asked a question he couldn't answer, and that obviously caused his bone spurs to flare up, because he had to sit down.
Or maybe his body couldn't support itself any longer, without a spine.
The Trump admin is wasting taxpayer money to investigate Colbert for joking that Trump has a crush on Putin. Let that sink in.
And the FCC dropped it, so Colbert is in the clear lol
Dear lord Stephen just straight up murdered Trump up there!! I mean he does every day... but this was WAAAAAY MORE SAVAGE than usual. Holy shit!!
Ashmita Nandy
savage but incredibly accurate...
Kirk Thiets True that!
It is fair game. If you don't behave like a president, act like a president, speak like a president..., then you will be insulted--and by being who you are, you actually have insulted the presidency, then you are bound to be insulted.
to be fair Trump insulted his friend
Ashmita Nandy he’s superb. Can’t stop laughing
People actually consider that to be offensive? LMAO and they call us sensitive.
YES, STEPHEN, YES...Maximize use of that First Amendment...call the Condon Drumpf out for being the doofus that he is.
An ULTRA doofus... to be exact. That's an especially doofular doofus among all the doofi (doofus, plural) in doofus-dom.
The people who complain about not having enough free speech are now complaining about that free speech, Pathetic.
@11:44-11:48, Damn, Stephen went pure savage on Trump, can't wait to see what Stephen says if Trump gets impeached/resigns!
Turbid TG1 I hope he says, "And I helped!".
correction * when Trump gets impeached/resigns 😛
That sit legit made me cry out of amazement. Oh, my God, I love Stephen Colbert!
Hahaha!! You sir have big balls! That was awesome, thank you for standing up to this guy. let's make America truly great again
I was wondering if President Obama and Michelle were watching this ?
I can just see them dying of laughter now ! 😂😂😂😂
They were both such a loved couple !
Their gone from the Whitehouse and we still miss them !
EVERYONE STILL MISSES THEM !
NOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ????
Colbert this was Awesome !!!
I wonder if BO and Michelle will be laughing after BO's impreachment. I was always proud to be an American until you idiots made a BO president, but it was worth it to see him go down as the most corrupt and worst president ever.
Ernest Cossiboom What drugs are you taking?
Trump did insult the CBS guy......... That's okay by the FCC? But a comedian insulting him back is not?
"Mr. President, if I came to the oval office and saw you sitting behind the desk, I'd cry too." COLBERT IS ON FIIIIIIIRE! Maaan, I love him so much!
Roberta Carina " cooooooooooooold blooooodedddd " lmao
Lizee J Lol
Roberta Carina his fantastic!
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED!!!!!!!!!
I was sick crying on election night last year @ 2am.....
I have to give it to Donald for this one truth he told: 'This is more work than my previous life, I thought it would be easier. I do miss my old life.'
And as Stephen says, 'We all do sir.'
Please resign, and let us heal.
Just watched this again. I'm so grateful we had Steven on television during this horrible time!
Same
He looks so YOUNG.
Some people woke up to Stevens propaganda and some people go back and thank him for the brainwashing
@@OurFoundingLiars See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!
Holy fucking shit. Good job guys, that's the kind of fire we've been waiting for!
I just realised that half the time Colbert isn't telling jokes but just playing clips of trump and all of us still laugh
Well that’s true
vignesh anand it’s what Trevor Noah (export from a Shithole country ) has said all along. 😺
That's just because, as a president, tRump IS a joke...he doesn't need any extra sauce.
Trump is The joke
Julie W. Well if he is a joke as u said, well he is ur president we didnt see u doing anything about it u just writing like a little kid while this man made him self a president. Ur president so show some respect. Stop being like a little kid who follows people opinions and ideas without understanding.
7.6 million views. Jesus. You really angered Trumpkins Colbert. Well done.
Christian King I'm watching this in October 2017, views are now 8.6 million.😊
It’s funny you think Trump gives a shit about this one joke clown 😂
Oh, but he does. Trump mentioned him by name. I was in the news. ;-D
Well good for Stephen. It’s a good thing Trump became president because he’s the only reason Stephen still has a TV show 🤷🏻♂️.
Trumpkins. i haven't heard that one yet. i love it
Even if I live for another 100 years, this will still be the best monologue ever to be aired on TV.
👍😁 An epic takedown for sure!!
Never get into a battle of wits with a professional comedian and improv actor. Also, never go into a battle of wits unarmed ;)
The best line was, 'if I walked into the Oval Office and saw you sitting there, I'd cry too.' This was one of the best monologues given by you! Please comtinue to keep us sane for the next 4 years or as you called it 1368 days!😐
Jay Zenitram apparently, what was censored was "c#ck", which is an even better insult.
Tanvi Purohit he didn't say ass. you need to rotate 180°
Tanvi Purohit 1368? Fuck, I thought I heard 1358 😂.
FUGP, did you ever see Colbert when he had a show on Comedy Central from 2005-2014?
FUGP nope. that is the proper way to peel the banana skin off without getting any remnant inner skin still attached to your banana
PRESIDUNCE
Pricktator
He's such a horrible person, so astonishing how anyone could support someone like this..
He insulted the journalist to his face. What a disgrace, I would have ended the interview then and there
Timbone well unlike trump he's a Profesional and knows he has a job to do despite petty insults
Well that's still very polite from you too!! Cause if it were me, Oh boy!! I would get kicked off!!! And he won't ever invite a journalist again cause I would cursed his stupid head and he would be straight up with him, with no joke!!!
nah the journalist has more class and mettle than trump to let a child's insult get to him. if it were the other way around trump would bitch about it on twitter after leaving the interview. i mean when he was asked his opinion on the wiretapping claims he cut the interview there.
That's actually the thing missing from all those interviews. As soon as he calls someone or a channel "Fake News", the ones with cojones should get up and go - or ask him straight to his face if he means "liars" (if he ducks that he's toast, and if he says yes it's time for pull up some juicy hard facts, there are plenty).
Freddo Flintstono then why does he avoid actual journalism? you know why. it serves his narrative to say the media is all liars
6:24
SHOTS FIRED
DT: “In one case - I won’t say who - somebody you know very well... the head of a major, major company, the person came into the Oval Office and started to cry. This is a tough person, by the way... came into the Oval Office and started to cry.”
SC: “Mr. President: if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I’d cry too.”
SHOTS FIRED
Stephen this is your best monologue ever. I look forward to your show to help me cope with the awful decisions & comments made by this President every day. You say what the news shows can or will not. Thank you.
Absolute savagery
Hardly, Trump is a baby. What is savagery is Trump objectifying women with his - Grab the 'Woman' - remark he made to Billy Bush and the republicans still allowing him to represent them and then the country. Trump is an embarrassment to Nation and that is savagery of our country. Colbert is simply righting a wrong for the sanity of the nation.
+arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions
+arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions.
It was lame, we won, you lost, get over it. Such continuous bitching it's tiresome.
Smoors. ain't that bicth
Trump was ever only interested in that office because it would help convince himself he's even more important than he already thought he was.. The guy needs a straitjacket, not the presidency of the US.
That's why he's still doing all those rallies. He needs all that validation to keep his bloated ego from collapsing due to all the reality checks he's getting now.
I'm sure he is able to make one or two good deals for the trump companies and friends too
I want to salute all the courageous and hard working Journalists who go out to interview President Trump.
He's a narcissistic individual who becomes uncouth and verbally abusive once things don't go his way..He's a learning point for the whole world, and to think he's over 70 years old...He would have been a very awful man in his younger years...
Africans believe old age makes you wiser...but this man? I rest my case...
After listening to this, I think Colbert has said, in BRILLIANT stand up comedy, what 6 million plus want to say, WANT TO HEAR,...someone taking a stand; provocative, INTELLIGENT and hilarious!!
The most disgusting, despicable, deplorable pervert-in-chief deserves a good verbal thrashing!! tRUMP IS, ALSO, A VINDICTIVE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!! I SUPPORT COLBERT!!
six million plus. It says it right there.
Max Johnson
You think 6 million people isn't much I'd like to see you have that many people
Huge Respect from India, Mr. Colbert.
We wish for someone like you here in India...
We don't need someone like him necessarily. Our country is better off than USA politically.
Obviously every country needs a person like that. But every country isn't regressing like the US in the name of progress. Besides, we all know that Stephen is a Democrat. I'm not against that but all I'm saying is that if at all India needs someone, it should be someone neutral just like how in America, there is a need for people to consider both options and weigh them to make sensible comments. This monologue was good because there was crazy amount of stupid material. There have been episodes where he targets trump and the Republicans without any strong reason
Fawaz Kizhakkethil thank you come again-apu voice
Lol, having an argument about Indian politics in a Stephen Colbert video that mocks Trump. Only on TH-cam
Prithu WOW! 😑
Mr. Colbert you keep us sane. I love the Savage side of you. Great monologue!
Führer Trump is an evil that must be stopped ASAP,
and Mr. Colbert is doing his civic duty.
Freedom of speech/freedom of expression/FREEDOM OF PRESS....those are terrorist in nature? Interesting. One of Trump's many ignorant supporters teaches us something new every day.
Those guys that put together the Constitution must have been colluding with ISIS, then.
I love rewatching this monologue, Stephen really delivers. I remember all those years ago when Trump sat at his desk with the papers I wondered of those papers where blank, just a prop for him to use when he wanted to end the interview. The toilet paper had me on the floor laughing.
I love Colbert for calling out Trump. Trump has insulted many people and has never apologized. Stand tall Colbert.
MCWXIII
Trump did not insult any one , but he defended himself when he got insulted
You are as ignorant and arrogant as Trump.
MCWXIII White so he has to defend himself to women? You're just as big a douche as he is..
+Eduardo Sanchez ..wait, isn't your comment directed at David Daniel? I'm confused
FU and all Trump Supporters. When you realized how much he has screwed over you in the interest of his rich buddies, CEOs and lobbyists you'll feel like the shit your all are.
SHIT! Stephen went full savage and I LOVED IT! This gentleman right here, it's a National Treasure. He has become the Voice of the People.
"but i sir, am no John Dickerson....", that sentence is the cue for RAGE!
that line alone from Colbert is equal to "Release the Kraken!".... or.... "FINISH HIM!"
savage level over 9000!!!
Andika Rachman WHAT?!! OVER 9000???
- Napa.
Andika Rachman Mike Pence to Trump
"so what's his power level" Trump: " Over 9000!!!"
Pence: "Over 9000!? Your scouter must be broken!"
yap... yap... Colbert finally using Kaio-Ken x 4. well, maybe hanging around with Jon Stewart that much equivalent as hanging around with Kaio,,, soooo, Stewart-Ken x 4 maybe??? ^^
stephen colbert is pure savage
You realize he has a huge writing team that does this right?! LMAAO
NEO O everyone knows that troll
There is always a rainbow After a little rain how is that trolling? Sammya is crediting Stephen, when more than one person is saying vulgar things about someone’s sexual orientation.
@@wildone106 but Colbert delivers!
Damn Stephen Colbert, you are a savage!
Ali Cat he roasted him so bad the ashes of Trumpf blew away in the wind
savage!!!
If Colbert saw the documentary on Cult leader Jim Jones he would have so much more material to compare to Donald Trump. The Followers have even more similarities. They're willing to swallow poison before they will admit they have a dangerous leader
At least we could go to college if we wanted to.
@Gen Can ... yes because it's SMART to NOT get an education... lol
Stephen, your fans are with you. We are delighted for you have said what we felt about this Lying Trump.
I, for one, enjoy every single second of Trumps presidency. If the libshits are upset and screeching, we're moving in the right direction.
Burnin Colours "We the People" is a collective and thus liberal principle that conservatism is patently erroneous and treasonous to, but you knew that, no?
Sure you did...
I, for one, enjoyed watching you get dislkes
Matt Kim you get dislikes. I get the house, the senate, the presidency and the SCOTUS.
Fine with me :)
Matt Kim *not here for the popular vote...
Trump: You're mean. I'm not talking to you anymore. Gonna sulk in my corner. Oh wait, there's no corners in this office.
I don't know why but I read that line like the Conan impression of Trump on his "Trump phones Obama" clips!
10:37 Kudos to you Mr "Pair of Stainless Steel balls" Colbert .You are a Legend!!!!
The Late Show is giving me the strength to get through this mess. Thank God for Colbert.
Well aren't you a privileged little snow flake. Never had any real adversity in your life?
People claiming this was homophobic haven't seen our vp holy shit
drizzitdude Yeah it has nothing to do with that. It's like saying someone kisses ass.
How do you keep a Trump busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.😊👌
LegzFallOffGirl This was perfect lol
LegzFallOffGirl The depressing thing is though, that he already is in a "round room", so to speak, and we get to witness him trying to find the corner and failing. But yes, that joke is pretty funny
LegzFallOffGirl how do you keep a shity show on air. Hacky trump jokes
BigBlueBunny How do you keep making "hacky trump jokes"? look at him once and tell me you don't see it!
pvramidmirrors Sadly he's fat too...so he'd get exhausted quickly. Though he does have Putin on-call to cheer him up.
The last 75 seconds was savage. Brutal drag over the coals.
Refusing to answer a valid question in the pursuit of transparency? Trump sure got himself confused between democracy and monarchy.
Thomas Sosjakto I dont think he acts like a monarch. He acts like a dictator.
"I miss my old life." Wow u know trump, u can resign and go back to your previously chilled life. What's stopping you? Let someone else who doesn't mind being "busy" to be in the oval. Thank you very much.
allmyjm ugh yeah but then we get pence
Resign please. IF TRUMP loves this country. please go back to your TV show. I need therapy after u just 100 days.
allmyjm He's allergic to work. Dumb ass people think he's self made. He's no better than a Kardashian. Born in to money....they just look way better doing it.
James Irving Religious freaks are scary.
Unfortunately this is not true. Pence might be worse than Trump. Not as stupid. Better in navigating politics. More intelligent even, BUT ideology trumps ! intelligence. Trump might start a war out of sheer stupidity. Pence's "stupid" (read ideological) reasons would be as irrational but he could sell the war better.
You are doing a great public service...LoL
Thank you Stephen!
This is a historic comedy moment that will live in the mind of all who love meaningful satiric comedy for decades, right between George Carlin's "It's called the American dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it" speech and Bill Hick's "You drunk cant" rant.