This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

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  • @maaria_w
    @maaria_w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    This has aged well, except for the toilet paper bit. Shoulda saved that roll, Stephen.

    • @CrazyKees
      @CrazyKees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahahahahaha glad that at least one of those is gone now

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paper towels would b appropriate 😂😂

    • @deansheets
      @deansheets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toiletpaper makes alot more sense now lol

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Ah, the 'c**k holster' monologue... this one is timeless :)

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks like you qualify as a holster yourself.

    • @misterflibble6601
      @misterflibble6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ernestcossiboom2512 As do you

    • @EEM1978
      @EEM1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This monologue is a stone-cold classic! And even funnier now that Trump has been voted out.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If only someone had stuffed impeachys² pie hole. 2024 and it still lies and now its blatant fascist talk. Lock him up

  • @spelunkerd
    @spelunkerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    ...."I don't stand by anything"....
    What a revealing, candid moment.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      very brief, almost subtle - incredibly profound

    • @dufgbd21
      @dufgbd21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He does stand by some things though, blatant pussy grabbing sexism, racism and incompetence. I never though it would be so fucking embarrassing to even live in america...

    • @RonN448
      @RonN448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pexport llc: If that's the way you feel, you don't deserve to live here. This country is not for you. Get your sorry, liberal ass OUT of this country, and move to North Korea.

    • @dufgbd21
      @dufgbd21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Exactly, the moron is telling me because i have a opinion he doesn't agree with i should go to a country that kills you for having a opinion....
      Thank you so much for showing a new level of ignorance not yet seen. Also where did you see me say i am a liberal??? WHERE??? You know there are other party's like the independent party you ignorant turd i am sure that is a real surprise for you i can already see you searching for it with your brietbart search engine... Pathetic moron.... Hopefully when trump takes away your healthcare along with your food stamps just like he did Meals on wheels you will starve to death and wont be able to pass on those seriously defective genes.

    • @IONAPINKMOXIE
      @IONAPINKMOXIE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pexport llc will you marry me?

  • @penelopepetite2228
    @penelopepetite2228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    6 months later and this is still the most savage thing I have ever seen. Freaking, love Colbert!

    • @Danno1983
      @Danno1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pity hes not shown ova the pond

    • @gmjpharmd8823
      @gmjpharmd8823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agree. I was surprised to hear so many burns on this monologue.

    • @divadoll606
      @divadoll606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao. He went off.

    • @sunshinelisa25
      @sunshinelisa25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was absolutely genius!!

    • @OGuardadorDeRebanhos
      @OGuardadorDeRebanhos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      one year later, still

  • @bizarroworld475
    @bizarroworld475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3041

    One of Colbert's best monologues

    • @ishanhasan8871
      @ishanhasan8871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ali Dan so true

    • @lillimeyer1216
      @lillimeyer1216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I don't know ... so many good ones to chose from ... :-D

    • @Lineage2ErtheiaPvP
      @Lineage2ErtheiaPvP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      all his show is a monologue, propaganda machine nazi party like.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lineage2MediaCom hahaha good one trumpee.

    • @parabola1212
      @parabola1212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Lineage2MediaCom - I think everybody knows this is a comedic show. But theres still more truth told in it than what comes from your unintelligent obese wannabe dictator..

  • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
    @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.

    • @Hornswroggle
      @Hornswroggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just wants to make the founders look prescient at this point.

    • @rznl445
      @rznl445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked your comment.....but gave you a personal like for the title. 👍👍

    • @coffeecrumbs2036
      @coffeecrumbs2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you want Burr? IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING BURR WHAT WILL YOU FALL FOR?

    • @Annagramma-u7x
      @Annagramma-u7x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love that quote ❤️☄️🌟

    • @Willingtomb
      @Willingtomb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It reminded me of how easily you cannot think for yourself by quoting other people

  • @bunnygirl1208
    @bunnygirl1208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate "You have more people marching against you than Cancer"

    • @anachristina9543
      @anachristina9543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shortcake lol seriously, everyday we march hahaha

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That was pure gold.
      He deserves a HBO channel

    • @marcofreire1595
      @marcofreire1595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Interesting, as Donald Trump is effectively the human form of cancer.

    • @IONAPINKMOXIE
      @IONAPINKMOXIE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Marco Freire I love that! I also like that he said Presi-dunce

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's funny because it's true!
      Then it's terrifying because it's true.

  • @sonjiyoung2426
    @sonjiyoung2426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Shit got real when Stephen said...
    “But I sir, am no John Dickerson."

  • @jvnne00
    @jvnne00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Stephen Colbert, thank you, for turning the repulsion I feel toward the “pricktator” of USA into comedy gold.

  • @Kristen2344
    @Kristen2344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    As a Canadian I am just flabbergasted at this whole situation..... WTF
    Colbert, you're awesome

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      As a Brit who's in the process of emigrating to America, I'm questioning my life choices.

    • @krawr2187
      @krawr2187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheKevinGHutton are you white? If yes, practice "not-racism white nationalism"
      Also become more selfish! Because every Trump supporter is overwhelmingly selfish

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kristen2344 I know it is. I have faith in the good people of America to put it right. I'm still going to come. I'm in love with an American girl, and I'll always be wherever she is. 😊

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kody R. I know a few Trump supporters, and they aren't selfish at all. I don't know why they support him. I'm trying keep my head down with friends and future family!

    • @rwa2play
      @rwa2play 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trust me, there are a LOT of Americans that feel the same way.

  • @magrudergrinder23
    @magrudergrinder23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    They should have given him a mic to drop at the end of that.

  • @wazz1154
    @wazz1154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏

    • @SFSAdriana
      @SFSAdriana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chronic pain is no joke. Wishing you the best.
      Question, is there an opiod crisis there? Does that make it harder for you to get the medicine you need?

    • @angelajoseph6709
      @angelajoseph6709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adriana Vargas Hall Please let me know of a pain med in USA. My doctor used to prescribe and opioid but stopped. Now there seems to be nothing prescribed and suggested is some sort of activity/management to combat pain:-/

    • @dianagraziosi896
      @dianagraziosi896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wendy Adams My heart goes out to you.. and I also love Stephen Colbert as well.. keep laughing my dear I know it can help. Take care.

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wendy Adams yes saying disgusting things about someone’s sexual orientation is funny.
      m.th-cam.com/video/Esj7i7Rs7fc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Jadeskorpion
      @Jadeskorpion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's been a few years, Wendy, are you feeling any better? It's gotta feel good knowing you don't live here 😆😅

  • @mcreyrey
    @mcreyrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.

  • @domingoalvarez3984
    @domingoalvarez3984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    This was a great monologue give this man a raise fast!!

  • @diltonx6066
    @diltonx6066 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "I don't stand by anything". I hope the children remember that quote.

    • @daveyognaut6132
      @daveyognaut6132 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah context doesn't matter.......christ you people

    • @nikolatasev4948
      @nikolatasev4948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dave yognaut
      The context makes it worse. Donald brought up the wire tapping, claimed it was proven, was asked for details, refused to give facts, then refused to give his opinion, then ended the interview.
      Talk about being afraid of being asked a question.

    • @jsounds535
      @jsounds535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dilton X yeah wasnt that presidential???

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT !!! In the middle of all those horrible news about Trump, he makes us laugh........ that is talent !!!

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meanwhile a sitting president and presidential candidate weaponized the FBI to try and stop him and/or do a silent coup to remove him. You guys are fucking traitors.

    • @Crazdor
      @Crazdor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wildone106 You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about and are just parroting Republican propaganda without doing any sort of research or critical thinking. For fuck's sake, you guys sit here and accuse Obama of trying to stop him/arrange a coup while at the same time criticizing him for not doing anything about the Russian interference earlier when the whole reason he didn't was TO NOT INFLUENCE THE ELECTION.
      One of the biggest reasons Hillary lost was because Comey, who was the head of the fucking FBI under Obama, announced that he was reopening his investigation into her right before the election, causing a ton of undecided voters to lose confidence in her.
      You guys scrutinize every isolated event and look for some way to blame it on Obama, Hillary or Democrats in general and accuse them of doing something illegal without bothering to even TRY to look at all of them together and how ridiculous it would be if it were true.
      I guess your default stance WOULD be to assume that you're all the victim of some conspiracy where all the people involved are too god damn incompetent to do anything, because that's literally what the party you so fervently and thoughtlessly support is. A bunch of inept morons who want to commit crimes and consolidate power but fuck up everything they touch, leaving all but a select few worse for it.
      I'm so sick of you Trump supporters and your stupid bullshit.

    • @R.M.3.14
      @R.M.3.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wildone106 and yet your orange guy LITERALLY STARTED A COUP!

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@R.M.3.14 You mean the coup nancy tried twice to remove him by impeachment? lol

    • @R.M.3.14
      @R.M.3.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wildone106 she didn’t ‘try’ to impeach him-she did. Twice. With bipartisan support.
      Trump is a twice impeached, failed coup figure head that is a seditious traitor.

  • @glassw1ng
    @glassw1ng 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Mr. President... if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I'd cry too."
    🙌🏼Amen🙏🏼

  • @heatheradeletate
    @heatheradeletate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    the only problem with this is there's no way to do a thumbs-up 12 million times. I just want to continue to thumbs up this as often as possible

    • @lourdesgutierrez4506
      @lourdesgutierrez4506 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heather Adele Tate on o.o j on. j pki

    • @dixiemcbride9598
      @dixiemcbride9598 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heather Adele Tate iI

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So right! I love this monologue and have been watching it over & over when I need a break from it all!

    • @JasonLambek
      @JasonLambek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silent Rocks yes! Same
      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍..................…………

  • @KaiZenAmen
    @KaiZenAmen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    11:12 One of the most savage roasts in history...

    • @turinturambar9202
      @turinturambar9202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Nothing can beat this. EVER!

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Stephen just ripped Trump a new asshole!

    • @edenmehari1740
      @edenmehari1740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Blazerak More reasons to love Colbert.💥🔥

    • @owenhaskins7193
      @owenhaskins7193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      11.38 - Putin's **** holster

    • @couponville1
      @couponville1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blazerak ikr lol

  • @cooldesigner501
    @cooldesigner501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I do not understand how Mr. Dickerson keeps a straight face when interviewing. It must be part of the comedy ;-)

    • @bhuges6124
      @bhuges6124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂exactly. McDonald is a joke so it's hard to keep a straight face on and not piss laughing at Macdonald and his stupid orange face and cheap yellow wig

  • @TheWarder500
    @TheWarder500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Stephen Colbert you sir are amazing!

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    "I am a detailed oriented person" this said by Trump is the best joke of 2017

    • @skylerwstanley
      @skylerwstanley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jason Blade bullet point oriented haha

    • @thandie67
      @thandie67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jason Blade he acually said "I am a details ..." lol

    • @VOmaker
      @VOmaker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      To paraphrase a line from an old (80s) movie, Trump wouldn't know a detail if it begged him all night long!

    • @guycastonguay9633
      @guycastonguay9633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No one respects women more than me Daffy Donald says as he is groping one!

    • @turdburglar6718
      @turdburglar6718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol na man the best joke is this liberal ass comment section😂😂😂

  • @gardeniasummer
    @gardeniasummer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Thank you Stephen Colbert for saying what we think every day!!! Love your show!

  • @brittaniejones6807
    @brittaniejones6807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “We all do, Sir” 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

  • @smilebot484
    @smilebot484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    One of his best smack downs yet! Brilliant.

  • @TheHardRunner
    @TheHardRunner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Quite possibly the best insult ever spoken by anyone ever!

    • @sandysutherland2182
      @sandysutherland2182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheHardRunner . Come come now. Read your Shakespeare. Get educated man!

  • @Ethan-yk3hi
    @Ethan-yk3hi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This should go down as one of the greatest late night takedowns of all time.

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Whoa, gloves came OFF!

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gloves came off, and tRump threw in the towel.
      He was asked a question he couldn't answer, and that obviously caused his bone spurs to flare up, because he had to sit down.
      Or maybe his body couldn't support itself any longer, without a spine.

  • @virgie704
    @virgie704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    God Bless Stephen Colbert! How many more days can we stand for Trump's insanity?

    • @akiwii9925
      @akiwii9925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what has he DONE not said but DONE ?

  • @sixofone1307
    @sixofone1307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    Love how Trump didn't even get the meaning of 'no corners in the Oval office for any pres. to hide'. He actually LITERALLY thought it meant corners in which to hide visually. What a mental case.

    • @MrKnowdatruth
      @MrKnowdatruth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mina Panina But yet he beat every big politician to be president. President Trump is very smart, go and check his IQ score as well and you'll see it's up there with the Bill Gates of the world.

    • @julianamakjm
      @julianamakjm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      MrKnowdatruth I think you live in LaLa land. I would love the CV of Donald Trump next to Bill Gates. I think you might be in for shock.

    • @julianamakjm
      @julianamakjm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MrKnowdatruth By the way I worked for Gates in one off his oversee research clinics.

    • @rythem2032
      @rythem2032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MrKnowdatruth Good joke

    • @michaellejeune7715
      @michaellejeune7715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And just a couple of days later Sean Spicer found a way to circumvene that pickle. "Hmm a picture of Bush here.. Bush? Bushes! .. Run and hide from the evil media!!"

  • @maanvidhillon6159
    @maanvidhillon6159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "you have more people marching against you than cancer" ahahahaha i'm DONE

  • @nighthowl9237
    @nighthowl9237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "The point is hes a monster"
    *"A fat little monster"*
    Bruh I died😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loyalt9827
      @loyalt9827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOVING IT!! RTF ON COLBERT 😂

  • @kristinbauer2570
    @kristinbauer2570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    why does trump say everything twice? is he stalling until the next sentence comes to him?

    • @chapdattext3167
      @chapdattext3167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      because he needs to repeat his statements BIGLY

    • @CTKGr
      @CTKGr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kristin Bauer
      There's nothing a Narc likes better than the sound of their own voice. Plus they don't own a muzzle.

    • @winterlongone
      @winterlongone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Narcissism + OCD.

    • @littlellama5893
      @littlellama5893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HEY! Don't insult those of us with OCD byt mentioning our illness in relation to Trump, thank you very much.

    • @diegosilerio4554
      @diegosilerio4554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kristin Bauer short-term memory loss perhaps?

  • @anawieder5003
    @anawieder5003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Colbert is a national treasure

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, your treaure is nothing but vomit covered trash to me.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ernestcossiboom2512 He didn't say Trump is a national treasure

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ana Wieder I’m genuinely sorry for the life decisions that led up to this comment. I will never respect you in my life.

    • @PiPiSquared
      @PiPiSquared 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      With Nicholas Cage ? :D

    • @Pupusita665
      @Pupusita665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wtf is with the negative responses in here? Colbert is hilarious! And that observation shouldn't be reacted to with a lack of respect.

  • @zoellazolendz7313
    @zoellazolendz7313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    God, but Colbert helps keep us sane just by doing these monologues. Keep em comming sir!

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, that's why I'm here watching old Colbert monologs....:P

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why Zoe, why? Trump's not nice to most everybody..He set the tone...he's led the, "not nice" movement by his example.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deface the Nation, Zoe? Please!

    • @truthhurts7742
      @truthhurts7742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nooo he keeps DESTROYING AND DIVIDING AMERICA.
      PLEASE GET IT RIGHT SHEEP.
      Keep listening, watching, and being BRAINWASHED BY THE EVIL HATE FILLED LYING FAKE NEWS MSM AND HOLLYWEIRD.
      Go look at ENGLAND...LOOKS LIKE THE LEFT IS DOING GREAT OVER THERE.
      YOU MORON MINDLESS SHEEP.
      BAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAA!!!
      WAKE UP!!!

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His writing team does you mean, hes just an empty vessel puppet

  • @melissalemar3295
    @melissalemar3295 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Just watched this again. I'm so grateful we had Steven on television during this horrible time!

    • @CrazyKees
      @CrazyKees ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He looks so YOUNG.

    • @OurFoundingLiars
      @OurFoundingLiars 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some people woke up to Stevens propaganda and some people go back and thank him for the brainwashing

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OurFoundingLiars See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

  • @mikes2381
    @mikes2381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Savage AF.
    Colbert 2020. If America is still here, that is.

  • @SilverDragon33Productions
    @SilverDragon33Productions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    Isn't that the Verizon Coverage map?

    • @ayszhang
      @ayszhang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Edward Corbett savage

    • @HxH2011DRA
      @HxH2011DRA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @bdiddy20128
      @bdiddy20128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      love it, thats freaking hilarious

    • @Fifthelement203
      @Fifthelement203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Edward Corbett it totally is 😂😂😂

    • @wildalain
      @wildalain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YO I FUCKING SCREAMED LAUGHING AT THIS

  • @namastepeace3484
    @namastepeace3484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Pretending to read blank papers gets me every time LOL. Classic!

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane.
    Edit: Oh, John Oliver too! Almost forgot.

    • @ProbInsane
      @ProbInsane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cringe

    • @califinn
      @califinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Colbert's a mouthpiece

    • @johnnyf8227
      @johnnyf8227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IT'S ME FROM 713 you’re not very bright are you.

    • @ArchierounD
      @ArchierounD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha funy show host make funy orange man bad haha lol

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ken White Rhetorical questions can be ended with a period genius.

  • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
    @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Where is the homophobia in this monologue? I'm a member of the LGBT+ community and I laughed my ass off throughout the entire video!

    • @samus88
      @samus88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You carry a card too for that membership? No.
      You're either gay, bisexual, or transexual. Sexual orientation isn't a community. You're just a normal person. Your sex life is as private as anyone elses.
      You're probably going to reply with some insult or tell me I'm being whatever the fuck. But I'm sick of this shit... you're a fucking person. Start acting like one.

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      willprogresivo i'm not insulted nor am I going to insult you. I'm bisexual but I imagined being met with comments of "choose a side!" Or "you're just greedy"

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In regards to it being a community I think of all the resources such as LGBT or GSA clubs. I use the plus for those who do not fit into LGB or T despite how valid others think those identities are.

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      willprogresivo So, if sexual orientation is private, who are you to say there's only gay, bi, or trans? It's not your business therefore you don't get to put a limit on how people feel.

    • @samus88
      @samus88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Beebo There are only two sexes on human beings. That's biologically true and you don't need to hear anyone talk about their sexual orientation to know the possible ones.

  • @sonjiyoung2426
    @sonjiyoung2426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Stephen: “Yes. And if you put your ear to it like a seashell you can hear all of them rolling in their graves."
    Me: 😂😂😂💀💀💀
    BEST MONOLOGUE OF ALL TIME

    • @girliejax
      @girliejax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesssss that took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tofelipwithlove1150
    @tofelipwithlove1150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    FCC found no fault in this monologue. Congrats Stephen! 😍😙

    • @EthanRobbins
      @EthanRobbins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jo Santoddi ya all the trumptards reported it to the FCC cause they got butthurt

    • @truthhurts7742
      @truthhurts7742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baaaa baaaa liberal brainwashed SHEEP.

    • @kilonablack5755
      @kilonablack5755 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@truthhurts7742 found the MAGA.

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Woah, Stephen was more angry about Trump's insult to Dickerson than I expected.... But at least he's got a hilarious outlet lol

  • @meddleanimals3701
    @meddleanimals3701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Hahaha!! You sir have big balls! That was awesome, thank you for standing up to this guy. let's make America truly great again

  • @flipfloppoet4377
    @flipfloppoet4377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Even if I live for another 100 years, this will still be the best monologue ever to be aired on TV.

    • @benjaminroberts7411
      @benjaminroberts7411 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍😁 An epic takedown for sure!!

    • @ltvagabond
      @ltvagabond ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never get into a battle of wits with a professional comedian and improv actor. Also, never go into a battle of wits unarmed ;)

  • @hanna9308
    @hanna9308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “..in his old life, he could spend his days golfing, insulting people on twitter, and hanging out with his family.
    *also NOW..”*

  • @tski3458
    @tski3458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The best monolog ever. Hats off too you for putting that orange clown in his place.

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He helped secure him another 4 years lmao suicide watch 2020

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wildone106 4 years in jail lmao

    • @Omar_E11
      @Omar_E11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry And with Bucky's comment here folks you have the standard vocabulary and behavior of a Trumpist.

    • @maco7723
      @maco7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wildone106 LOSER

  • @Dawn-iu8nx
    @Dawn-iu8nx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Great monologue. No apology appropriate. The English language is rich and includes vulgarities and obscenities, which should be used only when no other word suitably describes the situation. Your use of the English language, including the metaphor, perfectly described the situation.

    • @KulushiMaxwell
      @KulushiMaxwell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      100% agreed. Colbert killed it here. I'm an avid watcher and this impressed me- he took off the gloves and didn't hold back on this one!

    • @JohnJohnson-sf9xh
      @JohnJohnson-sf9xh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +KulushiMaxwell : sick and perverted minds think alike.

    • @Dawn-iu8nx
      @Dawn-iu8nx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Johnson, You are saying you are sick and perverted. You can only see sick and perverted if you are sick and perverted. Stephen, Kul, and I thought nothing sick or perverted.

    • @williamnorman4355
      @williamnorman4355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well stated. I rarely curse and found the metaphor creative and unfortunately true. Backlash due to the truth hurting.

  • @EJJTheMiner
    @EJJTheMiner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    People actually consider that to be offensive? LMAO and they call us sensitive.

  • @shaydannyable
    @shaydannyable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    I lost it at "you have more people marching against you than cancer"

    • @abdalln8554
      @abdalln8554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I don't like trump but damn son, even i'm feeling bad for him after a roast like that!

    • @CapnBubblez
      @CapnBubblez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Danny Este that is literally the only factual rebuttal you/republicans have. Yes, he is president and yes millions of liberals, democrats, republicans and human beings ARE still crying over the election, Because; his victory is not a victory for any person, plant, animal or planet that is lucky to still currently exist before he is given access to it. To support a victory that does not support anyone but the victor is detatched and delusional, particularly when that person is a president. And that's why people are still crying, because logically, that doesn't make sense!!!!! We cry because of your ignorance, literally.

    • @oldpossum
      @oldpossum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lucy "Clitoris" Alauf, let's be real here:
      This Swiss guy is telling you that the content of your post is as shitty as your knowledge of English grammar.

    • @musicblind944
      @musicblind944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's not how a free society works. The higher a person's office, the more protected your speech against that office is.
      That is why we have one set of libel laws for the general public and a separate set of liability laws for public figures.
      I'm sure you didn't feel anyone should be reprimanded because they spoke against the President of the United States when that President was Obama.

    • @Chupathingy444
      @Chupathingy444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @David Bryant Thank you for giving a sane, tactful reply. Keep it up.

  • @boomer150
    @boomer150 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love rewatching this monologue, Stephen really delivers. I remember all those years ago when Trump sat at his desk with the papers I wondered of those papers where blank, just a prop for him to use when he wanted to end the interview. The toilet paper had me on the floor laughing.

  • @miggz88
    @miggz88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE ON THE TOP 5 GREATEST ROASTS OF ALL TIME

  • @Alienadin
    @Alienadin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Mr. Stephen Colbert, that was pure gold. You are a an American treasure.

    • @ruialexandre6197
      @ruialexandre6197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Free speech is an invaluable treasure, too.

    • @1Surge
      @1Surge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rui Alexandre are you trying to imply he should be grateful that trump doesn't order his arrest for what he said? Trump did not give that liberty in fact I am pretty sure he would take it away if he could. But in any case I think it is very disrespectful of what he said of the POTUS. But I've never seen this much disrespect, not siding with anyone but if you don't respect you're bound to be disrespected your self. So this says a lot of the president.

    • @projectoden6516
      @projectoden6516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sergio Alejadro Sanchez uhhhh... either I found a trump supporter or an overzealous supporter of neither. I see no arguments here. Just a joke.

    • @marizabaeza
      @marizabaeza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AMERICAN TREASURE

  • @r00k1n355
    @r00k1n355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Late Show is giving me the strength to get through this mess. Thank God for Colbert.

    • @astroglide420
      @astroglide420 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well aren't you a privileged little snow flake. Never had any real adversity in your life?

  • @katewhite2465
    @katewhite2465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    YES, STEPHEN, YES...Maximize use of that First Amendment...call the Condon Drumpf out for being the doofus that he is.

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An ULTRA doofus... to be exact. That's an especially doofular doofus among all the doofi (doofus, plural) in doofus-dom.

  • @OperaGanondorf
    @OperaGanondorf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Stephen, you are wonderful. Never stop.

  • @karenfuller9056
    @karenfuller9056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Standing ovation!!!!!

  • @Didi-CatLover3
    @Didi-CatLover3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Stephen this is your best monologue ever. I look forward to your show to help me cope with the awful decisions & comments made by this President every day. You say what the news shows can or will not. Thank you.

  • @charliethecockatoo2159
    @charliethecockatoo2159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    6:24
    SHOTS FIRED
    DT: “In one case - I won’t say who - somebody you know very well... the head of a major, major company, the person came into the Oval Office and started to cry. This is a tough person, by the way... came into the Oval Office and started to cry.”
    SC: “Mr. President: if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I’d cry too.”
    SHOTS FIRED

  • @mapsimi67
    @mapsimi67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    DEMOCRACY was build on the freedom of SATIRE!.... 2.500 years ago, long before journalism and when democracy was still in its infancy. Turning against Stephen Colbert, or any comedian, only proves that you prefer TYRANNY over DEMOCRACY. Bless you, Mr. Colbert! Aristophanes and Pericles would be proud of you. Athens is watching you!!!!!!

  • @DabIMON
    @DabIMON 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Anyone else thinks Trump was the one who cried in the Oval office?

    • @Kate-ui5kc
      @Kate-ui5kc ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Incapable of tears. Far too damaged to experience normal human emotion.

    • @jakegilbert8116
      @jakegilbert8116 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😢lmfao😂

    • @jakegilbert8116
      @jakegilbert8116 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kate-ui5kc you honestly, no joking, honestly might be right. But that does not make me feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for this beautiful & great nation. J.F.K.F.C. Did more damage in four years than anyone can comprehend. Covid alone. One Million Americans. Worst than Vietnam and the numbers are higher because he got people to drink bleach and eat horse medicine. 🙁😞

  • @jackpistone8015
    @jackpistone8015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Phenomenal, the president deserved every sentence Stephen spoke.

    • @truthhurts7742
      @truthhurts7742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      President Trump = BEST PRESIDENT EVER.
      Baaa baaaa baaaaa YOU MINDLESS SHEEP.
      YOU MORON FOOLS. OBAMA GAVE 150 BILLION DOLLARS AND NUKES TO IRAN. WHO THE HELL GIVES NUKES AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO IRAN.
      IRAN WHO HATES AMERICA...IRAN WHO HAS EVERY WEAPON AND MISSILES LABLED IN HEBREW "DEATH TO ISRAEL".
      WOW....You people are really FOOLED AND BLINDED BY THE LIBERAL LYING HATE FILLED ANTI AMERICA TERRORIST TRAITOR FAKE NEWS MSM AND HOLLYWEIRD.
      WE KNOW WHO THE REAL TERRORISTS OF AMERICA ARE = LIBERALS!!!
      LIBERALS HATE DEMOCRACY...THEY HATE TRUMP...THEY HATE GOD....THEY HATE AMERICA...LIBERALS ARE MINDLESS SHEEP.
      WE ARE STILL AMERICA IN GOD WE TRUST. AMERICA ONE NATION UNDER GOD.
      BAAAAA BAAAA BAAAAA.
      WAKE UP SHEEP!!!

    • @kingpickle8569
      @kingpickle8569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      truth hurts it sounds like someone is off their meds....

    • @darkstride7081
      @darkstride7081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      truth hurts You should see a psychiatrist

    • @MacTac141
      @MacTac141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      truth hurts Clearly you’re from Columbia cause coke only has that strong a reaction when it’s fresh!

    • @konsextus
      @konsextus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@truthhurts7742 Your comment aged well... NOT! What do you have to say now, after Trumpty Dumpty let Putin do whatever he wanted for 4 years? Do you still not see the result?

  • @ArchismanMozumder
    @ArchismanMozumder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The last 75 seconds was savage. Brutal drag over the coals.

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I have to give it to Donald for this one truth he told: 'This is more work than my previous life, I thought it would be easier. I do miss my old life.'
    And as Stephen says, 'We all do sir.'
    Please resign, and let us heal.

  • @faukka
    @faukka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Huge Respect from India, Mr. Colbert.
    We wish for someone like you here in India...

    • @vishyonkeys
      @vishyonkeys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We don't need someone like him necessarily. Our country is better off than USA politically.

    • @vishyonkeys
      @vishyonkeys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Obviously every country needs a person like that. But every country isn't regressing like the US in the name of progress. Besides, we all know that Stephen is a Democrat. I'm not against that but all I'm saying is that if at all India needs someone, it should be someone neutral just like how in America, there is a need for people to consider both options and weigh them to make sensible comments. This monologue was good because there was crazy amount of stupid material. There have been episodes where he targets trump and the Republicans without any strong reason

    • @thatonekid1146
      @thatonekid1146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fawaz Kizhakkethil thank you come again-apu voice

    • @Stiggy771
      @Stiggy771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol, having an argument about Indian politics in a Stephen Colbert video that mocks Trump. Only on TH-cam

    • @rvijayteja
      @rvijayteja 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prithu WOW! 😑

  • @MaliceInCandyland
    @MaliceInCandyland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    The Trump admin is wasting taxpayer money to investigate Colbert for joking that Trump has a crush on Putin. Let that sink in.

    • @NarutosDemonForm
      @NarutosDemonForm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And the FCC dropped it, so Colbert is in the clear lol

  • @desetmedia
    @desetmedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    10:37 Kudos to you Mr "Pair of Stainless Steel balls" Colbert .You are a Legend!!!!

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I feel the more people comment about Jon Baptiste needing to shut up, the more he is going to keeping yelling Cold Blooded just to mess with them.

    • @rickdaddy07
      @rickdaddy07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hammad Ali best comment

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hammad Ali Well, that's not true, but you are of course allowed your own opinion

    • @TheJeweledBird
      @TheJeweledBird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thing is, if Colbert wanted him quiet, he'd be quiet. Jon is giving all the asides and commentary because Colbert wants it that way.

    • @kimzziereenee1638
      @kimzziereenee1638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hammad Ali If the producers didn't want it they would mute his mic. Lolol!!

    • @hammadali594
      @hammadali594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ProjectFlashlight612 It's sarcasm. Obviously not true.

  • @Seanyboy340
    @Seanyboy340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Absolute savagery

    • @arslongavitabrevis7241
      @arslongavitabrevis7241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hardly, Trump is a baby. What is savagery is Trump objectifying women with his - Grab the 'Woman' - remark he made to Billy Bush and the republicans still allowing him to represent them and then the country. Trump is an embarrassment to Nation and that is savagery of our country. Colbert is simply righting a wrong for the sanity of the nation.

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions.

    • @unclevladimirovich
      @unclevladimirovich 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was lame, we won, you lost, get over it. Such continuous bitching it's tiresome.

    • @ericmagee5998
      @ericmagee5998 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smoors. ain't that bicth

  • @RavenStorm702
    @RavenStorm702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    15,798 people had their delicate sensitivities bruised...
    I can't like it enough. Brilliant!

    • @CaptIronfoundersson
      @CaptIronfoundersson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lee Spencer Sad little republican snowflakes. They're so sensative.

    • @anonymousunnamed3026
      @anonymousunnamed3026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lee Spencer But none of those "dislikers" had ANY problem when it was Obama being talked to like that BY HIS OWN CONGRESS, did they? This is a comedian being funny. And frankly, this is exactly how most of America feels right now. I wish I could have liked this more than once!

    • @brandonscott1999
      @brandonscott1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you don't shout "HATE SPEECH!!!!" when someone says something you don't like? Facts trump feelings brotha

    • @zitaalfonso8172
      @zitaalfonso8172 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Todd Foster you side Obama, the greatest fraud ever? At least Trump wants to drain the swamp.

    • @anonymousunnamed3026
      @anonymousunnamed3026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zita Alfonso Hahahahahahahaha, lololololol. Drain the swamp, LMFAO. Thanks for making my day, I am dying!

  • @GRMREAP3R97
    @GRMREAP3R97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    stephen colbert is pure savage

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You realize he has a huge writing team that does this right?! LMAAO

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NEO O everyone knows that troll

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is always a rainbow After a little rain how is that trolling? Sammya is crediting Stephen, when more than one person is saying vulgar things about someone’s sexual orientation.

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wildone106 but Colbert delivers!

  • @christianking7435
    @christianking7435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    7.6 million views. Jesus. You really angered Trumpkins Colbert. Well done.

    • @anjalik6469
      @anjalik6469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Christian King I'm watching this in October 2017, views are now 8.6 million.😊

    • @mrgotham3685
      @mrgotham3685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s funny you think Trump gives a shit about this one joke clown 😂

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh, but he does. Trump mentioned him by name. I was in the news. ;-D

    • @mrgotham3685
      @mrgotham3685 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well good for Stephen. It’s a good thing Trump became president because he’s the only reason Stephen still has a TV show 🤷🏻‍♂️.

    • @PhoenixDemon94
      @PhoenixDemon94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Trumpkins. i haven't heard that one yet. i love it

  • @MariselaCronin
    @MariselaCronin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Thank you Colbert!!!!!

  • @ok107500
    @ok107500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    526 dislikes is probably all Trump could click before his poor tiny T-Rex fingers got tuckered out

  • @adebisiadeyemi8950
    @adebisiadeyemi8950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I want to salute all the courageous and hard working Journalists who go out to interview President Trump.
    He's a narcissistic individual who becomes uncouth and verbally abusive once things don't go his way..He's a learning point for the whole world, and to think he's over 70 years old...He would have been a very awful man in his younger years...
    Africans believe old age makes you wiser...but this man? I rest my case...

  • @357xiong
    @357xiong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU!

  • @Timbone07
    @Timbone07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    He insulted the journalist to his face. What a disgrace, I would have ended the interview then and there

    • @thatonestormtrooper2760
      @thatonestormtrooper2760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Timbone well unlike trump he's a Profesional and knows he has a job to do despite petty insults

    • @rifklein6825
      @rifklein6825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that's still very polite from you too!! Cause if it were me, Oh boy!! I would get kicked off!!! And he won't ever invite a journalist again cause I would cursed his stupid head and he would be straight up with him, with no joke!!!

    • @jessestrings
      @jessestrings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah the journalist has more class and mettle than trump to let a child's insult get to him. if it were the other way around trump would bitch about it on twitter after leaving the interview. i mean when he was asked his opinion on the wiretapping claims he cut the interview there.

    • @freddoflintstono9321
      @freddoflintstono9321 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually the thing missing from all those interviews. As soon as he calls someone or a channel "Fake News", the ones with cojones should get up and go - or ask him straight to his face if he means "liars" (if he ducks that he's toast, and if he says yes it's time for pull up some juicy hard facts, there are plenty).

    • @thatonestormtrooper2760
      @thatonestormtrooper2760 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freddo Flintstono then why does he avoid actual journalism? you know why. it serves his narrative to say the media is all liars

  • @nababa333
    @nababa333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    "Mr. President, if I came to the oval office and saw you sitting behind the desk, I'd cry too." COLBERT IS ON FIIIIIIIRE! Maaan, I love him so much!

    • @byLizee
      @byLizee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Roberta Carina " cooooooooooooold blooooodedddd " lmao

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lizee J Lol

    • @nicole2212680022
      @nicole2212680022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roberta Carina his fantastic!

    • @lupdo4
      @lupdo4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHOTS FUCKING FIRED!!!!!!!!!

    • @thenoob7565
      @thenoob7565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was sick crying on election night last year @ 2am.....

  • @thomasconnors4338
    @thomasconnors4338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is a historic comedy moment that will live in the mind of all who love meaningful satiric comedy for decades, right between George Carlin's "It's called the American dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it" speech and Bill Hick's "You drunk cant" rant.

  • @JavierGarcia-ez6lo
    @JavierGarcia-ez6lo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    You are doing a great public service...LoL
    Thank you Stephen!

  • @drizzitdude
    @drizzitdude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    People claiming this was homophobic haven't seen our vp holy shit

    • @kittendivine1
      @kittendivine1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      drizzitdude Yeah it has nothing to do with that. It's like saying someone kisses ass.

  • @Obscurai
    @Obscurai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Trump: You're mean. I'm not talking to you anymore. Gonna sulk in my corner. Oh wait, there's no corners in this office.

    • @HarshilTrivedi90
      @HarshilTrivedi90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know why but I read that line like the Conan impression of Trump on his "Trump phones Obama" clips!

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "1358 days to go"
    Past Stephen, your hair has grown out and you have ditched the tie and jacket, my dude. Shit def got weird
    5:32 Turns out, it wasn't a huge tax return~
    6:54 I did not realize how much I missed Jon Batiste singing, "COOOOOLD BLOOOOOODED"
    9:28 BAHAHA ALL THAT TOILET PAPER OH NOES
    10:46 "But I sir, am no John Dickerson."
    11:33 "Pricktator" yeah, that continues to get worse
    12:07 "Are your tax returns" ALSO ended up being true!
    DING! DING! You nailed it, Stephen!

    • @KoalaTulip47
      @KoalaTulip47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least he got the number of days of his presidency right, thank God Biden's elected president.

  • @ragnarokncc3137
    @ragnarokncc3137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Holy fucking shit. Good job guys, that's the kind of fire we've been waiting for!

  • @dailee9813
    @dailee9813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    S-O-O-O you cried when you came into the oval office ? So did the nation!!!!

    • @audreycampbell9483
      @audreycampbell9483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Albani1111 no....actually Putin selected him. let's hold the election again without Russian interference and see what happens

  • @stebossm3195
    @stebossm3195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That was badly needed .. thanks Colbert

  • @virginiaoflaherty2983
    @virginiaoflaherty2983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This monologue never fails to knock me out. I could listen and see a million times and it would never loose its edge. Thank you Stephen Colbert.

    • @michaelwilde545
      @michaelwilde545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've watched parts of it over and over just because it felt so good!

  • @monilibertine
    @monilibertine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    make comedy great again, thanks Steven Colbert I am with u!!! luv from Austria :-)

    • @floorjanssen1912
      @floorjanssen1912 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monica Libertine YESS COMEDY!

    • @AirFouly
      @AirFouly 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monica Libertine: Make my penis great again!

  • @mybushmakesabetterpresiden8827
    @mybushmakesabetterpresiden8827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Love this man! Thanks a freaking million. The world we live in... you have kept me from being depressed because it's difficult to cry and laugh at the same time. ;-)

    • @noluthando6757
      @noluthando6757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh Stephen really went THERE on Trump

    • @jera8258
      @jera8258 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      this guy is making jokes at the worlds easiest target... it really isn't that funny. I do like when he is reading a Trump letter in the Trump voice... But everything else feels like a hardcore Democratic agenda... What will be funny is when this Pres. Orange wins again. Than will he finally make fun of Hilary for losing to his man, and make fun of the fact that she wrote a book blaming everyone for why she lost... I don't know how you can make fun of Trump and his women but leave out Wild Bill and his... Along with the threats that Hilary made to those women..... There is a crazy amount of comedy that could come out of it but for some reason he is just keeping with a tiny portion of what he thinks is funny... Kol Bert needs to step his game up....#MAKEAMERICAFUNNYAGAIN

    • @nerdaitami7205
      @nerdaitami7205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maybe people are targetting Trump rather than Hillary or Bill because... you know... he is the president? have you thought about that? also people are constantly making fun of hillary for that stupid book she wrote. have you been living under a rock? or a petrified elephant since you seem to not be a fan of those dirty commies... I mean liberals, and their agendas. cause you know no one in politics has an agenda... no! only the democrats/liberals/post-modernist feminazi swj!

    • @jera8258
      @jera8258 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      #MAKEAMERICAFUNNYAGAIN

    • @nerdaitami7205
      @nerdaitami7205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are just an idiot I don't see any reason to get butt-hurt over this display of stupidity you are just reading to much into my words.
      I love how you are accusing me of being butt-hurt when you where the one that started that little rant of your's...
      Also you accuse me of misunderstanding what you wrote... you know maybe if I misunderstood anything it might be you're fault... Like maybe you weren't very clear... or maybe you said something totally stupid when you actually meant to write down one of the most enlightening comments in youtube history...
      Since when is Obama muslim? do you get all you're new sources from breitbart?
      Maybe people didn't make fun of Obama as much because he wasn't that much of an idiot and knew how to keep a good public image and had you know... some humour... its hard to make fun of someone that's already making fun of himself. you can say whatever you want about Obama but at least he was charismatic.
      Do you think you are funny? you might want to get some comedy classes because you just look like a dumb edgy teenager... and I'm starting to suspect that might be the case...
      I never said Stephen Colbert was a politician... I implied he had politics and advanced his political oppinions through his work... which is what anyone working in entertainment does... all the time.
      "Hurr durr! feminist nowadays are so dumb Lolz!"
      Also swj was intentional... go watch Hbomberguy maybe he could help you understand a bit more how things work...
      Please continue showing of your stupidity over the comment section. I personally find your idiocy very amusing.

  • @wedgewizard5429
    @wedgewizard5429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    Don't fire him, give him a raise, that roasting was epic.

    • @aparker8220
      @aparker8220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hear, hear!

    • @robviously-rob0ts
      @robviously-rob0ts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I've always wondered what roasted t-rex tastes like. Now I know. It tastes like justice.

    • @brenayala7829
      @brenayala7829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      agreed!!!

    • @dariusmccaskill354
      @dariusmccaskill354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robert Bilodeau and I like my justice well done!

    • @gussmanning8744
      @gussmanning8744 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Democrats are sly demons. They're already scheming for the next election. They're plan is to bring as many young people to homosexuality as possible. Then announce someone like Stephen Colbert as their candidate. Just wait and see.

  • @norarobinson3091
    @norarobinson3091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I have to watch this every time I get down about the state of our country

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely! He is keeping us all sane with our eyes on the ball!

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    @11:44-11:48, Damn, Stephen went pure savage on Trump, can't wait to see what Stephen says if Trump gets impeached/resigns!

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Turbid TG1 I hope he says, "And I helped!".

    • @purplesky001
      @purplesky001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      correction * when Trump gets impeached/resigns 😛

    • @SidPhoenix2211
      @SidPhoenix2211 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sit legit made me cry out of amazement. Oh, my God, I love Stephen Colbert!

  • @joshuaogle9458
    @joshuaogle9458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Watching Trump hide behind his desk because he was asked if he stood by *his own quote* was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

  • @Ecocostaricatravel
    @Ecocostaricatravel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Stephen keep up the good work!!!

  • @craigpatterson1547
    @craigpatterson1547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I was wondering if President Obama and Michelle were watching this ?
    I can just see them dying of laughter now ! 😂😂😂😂
    They were both such a loved couple !
    Their gone from the Whitehouse and we still miss them !
    EVERYONE STILL MISSES THEM !
    NOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ????
    Colbert this was Awesome !!!

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if BO and Michelle will be laughing after BO's impreachment. I was always proud to be an American until you idiots made a BO president, but it was worth it to see him go down as the most corrupt and worst president ever.

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ernest Cossiboom What drugs are you taking?

  • @ashmitanandy
    @ashmitanandy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    Dear lord Stephen just straight up murdered Trump up there!! I mean he does every day... but this was WAAAAAY MORE SAVAGE than usual. Holy shit!!

    • @kirkthiets2771
      @kirkthiets2771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ashmita Nandy
      savage but incredibly accurate...

    • @ashmitanandy
      @ashmitanandy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kirk Thiets True that!

    • @eternal712004
      @eternal712004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It is fair game. If you don't behave like a president, act like a president, speak like a president..., then you will be insulted--and by being who you are, you actually have insulted the presidency, then you are bound to be insulted.

    • @georgeweasley54
      @georgeweasley54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      to be fair Trump insulted his friend

    • @Tuppence1966
      @Tuppence1966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ashmita Nandy he’s superb. Can’t stop laughing

  • @andikarachman16
    @andikarachman16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "but i sir, am no John Dickerson....", that sentence is the cue for RAGE!
    that line alone from Colbert is equal to "Release the Kraken!".... or.... "FINISH HIM!"
    savage level over 9000!!!

    • @S3SSOMARU
      @S3SSOMARU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andika Rachman WHAT?!! OVER 9000???
      - Napa.

    • @BrnBear
      @BrnBear 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andika Rachman Mike Pence to Trump
      "so what's his power level" Trump: " Over 9000!!!"
      Pence: "Over 9000!? Your scouter must be broken!"

    • @andikarachman16
      @andikarachman16 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yap... yap... Colbert finally using Kaio-Ken x 4. well, maybe hanging around with Jon Stewart that much equivalent as hanging around with Kaio,,, soooo, Stewart-Ken x 4 maybe??? ^^

  • @milesfinnch7348
    @milesfinnch7348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    No big deal. Just locker room talk.

    • @aislinnmullin
      @aislinnmullin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Miles Finnch no! Bad! He shouldn't ever be compared to that! He is far higher than him!

  • @sueoorbeck4887
    @sueoorbeck4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't believe I'm just now seeing this. Priceless!

    • @DwayneShaw1
      @DwayneShaw1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some gay people got angry when he said tRump was Putin's cock-holster - Colbert refused to apologize.