@@pettydoteam Impossible judging by his kitchen products shown in stalker review he must be living somwhere in Denmark but his Lion King playtrough points to Finland so we can't rally tell
***** You don't need to be stupid to hate fat people, it's basically a hatred people have because they have the feeling that most fat people have no self-control and such. Plus preferences
+Muffcakelord You can tell that's a vintage comment because it actually still links to another comment. I came here for the nostalgia of the video and your comment hit me with nostalgia, too. Remember when youtube worked?
Oh god I actually read the first one's information and I just love the fact thag her "do you drink?" response is "Daily". So she's alcoholic mom who dresses her kids as characters from my little pony and loves nudism. What a catch!
Thoth-Hermese = a reference to Hermeticism. Thoth is an Egyptian God. Hermes (the thrice great) is also a god and an important figure in alchemy. Both gods are considered to be the same. They are associated with writing, magic, etc.
I wonder if he's coming at it from an egyptian "heritage" perspective or a mystery-school-I'm-so-cool perspective. I tend to laugh at both, but especially the latter.
@@r2dlee953 Sunis did descend from the Assassins, and it wouldn't surprise me if ISIS used the "mysteries" to entice new followers, but I doubt it. It's much more likely that they appealed to islamic conservatism while calling upon the mysteries as evil. (While of course using the same tactics but just appealing to an islamic audience.) That would be a lot more effective at rounding up a shitload of muslims. I think the dude in the video is just a middle eastern guy maybe from Jordan or Egypt who thinks he's an "illumined" hot shot. He seems to legitimately believe in the "mysteries". Dude was duped and he bought it all hook line and sinker. Remember the people on these dating sites aren't very smart. If they couldn't find a mate in person, and they think meeting strangers is the solution.. Man. "You've got a big storm coming." you know. It's gonna be tough when he realizes the problem wasn't the women around him.
In 2014 I watched this video and signed up for okcupid as a joke. That same year I met my now wife on okcupid and we've been together for 9 years. Sseth I can't thank you enough for this video
@@balintkristof8442 I don't believe in giving the state power to mess with families... but clearly abusive situations is another matter, and that lady is RED FLAGS for child abuse. :( Also the kind of guy she's looking to snag by that description is probably gonna abuse those kids. I hope that was a fake profile, but it sucks there are actually people like that out there.
You know I always think to myself "am I born in a high-class family?" Then I watch these videos and talk with my parents only to understand that no, one wrong move and my family is poor and destitute. Thank you Seth for helping realize my luck and reason to let my kids end up like this.
@@AndrooUK He's a pajeet, so it's obviously the latter. You'd be surprised at how many of them fantasize about getting sexually molested in public by a group of women
@@donjuan2001 Because they huff so many epic maymays that they can't even conceive things existing before they first heard them or outside their e-celeb bubbles. Btw, not everything is a Jojo reference. ;)
con·ver·sa·tion·al·ist ˌkänvərˈsāSHənl-ist/ noun noun: conversationalist; plural noun: conversationalists a person who is good at or fond of engaging in conversation.
a new Sseth video to rewatch until the next comes out.... excellent. Sseth, you need to put the spotlight on the "yi" zone now that he's been buffed. Much love brotha
You guys are incredible. Every video you make is like I'm watching a journey into the times when my friends would just crowd around a computer and make fun of all the shit we were looking at.
Dammit Sseth your latest videos are so fucking good. you really are the kind of man that finds what is hidden on the internet and makes it funny in your special way.
What I truly love about this video is that it allows us to trace Seth to use all of the distances from profiles and track Sseth all the way to The Hague. Oddly enough, the International Crime's court lies in the 1km radius that we can isolate. And this video, might simply be him killing time in between his trials for eating innocent children.
Name: Thoth-Hermes Most Private Thing You're Willing To Admit: I know The Secret --- The secret: I am a fool that has been deceived by those who make it their job to do so
god i remember watching this when it came out, still my favourite video on youtube. Reminds me of the time when you were on skype with your boys late at night
Never heard hazel described as a super-special eye color before, given it's just some murky thing between brown and green. "Purple" is the go-to unique thing. Gotta pretend you look like a Targaryen or Liz Taylor.
Back when SSeth still had friends
And what about Uberdanger then?🤔🤔
now he has People... and Merchant Guild
Who needs friends when you have Patr✡️ns?
@@Okxyd so.. wtf happened to his "frens"
@@lotuscat3173 they become merchant
I can probably triangulate your location by how far away you are from those degenerates.
That wouldrequire him to have actually set up his legitimate address at registration, wouldn't it tho?
destroyer140 NEVER underestimate the power of autism
It triangulates to Frence or western Belgium. Those distances dont really match.
@@pietreks3409 Its hague netherlands
The distances match
at least the first 5
@@pettydoteam Impossible judging by his kitchen products shown in stalker review he must be living somwhere in Denmark but his Lion King playtrough points to Finland so we can't rally tell
"6 things I could never do without"
*lists 5 things*
The sixth thing was math
There were 6 though
Nah man, cut the guy some slack. 6 is a pretty high number you know.
@@hop-skip-ouch8798 no there really werent
@@chipskylark5500 are we talking about Raj4u? Then it's six.
The guy who wanted to become a god after being mesmerized by a statue of zeus was my favourite. That shit is straight up an anime plot
If someone can become a serial killer after seeing the hands of the mona lisa this is plausible for anime
@@mrminecraftcubeable Is that a JoJo reference?
@@yadi6713 of course
thoth hermese is a legend
All shall bow before the might of Aten
superman
His name has aged well
You understand the legend of thoth hermese.
What surprises me is that the guy who hates fat people actually has the best grammar and most sophisticated sentence structure of all of these people.
I dunno. Why does a Greek god need to speak English, anyway?
***** You don't need to be stupid to hate fat people, it's basically a hatred people have because they have the feeling that most fat people have no self-control and such. Plus preferences
+Muffcakelord You can tell that's a vintage comment because it actually still links to another comment. I came here for the nostalgia of the video and your comment hit me with nostalgia, too.
Remember when youtube worked?
: (
Holy Water Muffin I don’t hate them, going around hating for some made up reasons is pretty fucked up. I just think they are sad
2013: "Online dating..is for the, desperate"
2019: *Tinder*
*TINDER JOY*
Most girls on Tinder think Herpes was a greek god
@@alteredbeast7145 I'm fucking dead 😂
2024: “Tinder is the only way”
2048: “AI matchmaking noises”
>Greek God
>Straight
Pretty sure Zeus fucked women.
@@dicemm5544 He fucked men aswell
Those guys fucked whatever they wanted
@@CAMSLAYER13 But everyone wanted to fuck zues so I guess it wasn't rape.
It's not gay if you're the dominant one
Oh wow...The ethnicity of the celibate guy - "caucasian, vulcan". It's like he is being a cringefest on purpose.
I think he was
When life gives you lemons. You take those lemons and SHOVE THEM DOWN LIFE'S THROAT! WHY ARE YOU CRINGING LIFE?! HOW DOES IT TASTE!?
Vulcans are celibate I thought though
:D
Nothing happening in those profiles, Is on purpose
5:28 so this os why seth learned those egyptian myths he explained in his pharaoh video...
Oh god I actually read the first one's information and I just love the fact thag her "do you drink?" response is "Daily".
So she's alcoholic mom who dresses her kids as characters from my little pony and loves nudism. What a catch!
And remember, she's pregnant.
She *loves* to stuff her children's bodies into ponies!
@@henstar337 I like your style
>lives life at it's fullest
>Tv
>Internet
>Games
exactly
Living the dream
Dude's got it figured out
@Coldheart Zero really struck a nerve huh
@Coldheart Zero not making your opinion look all that great yourself
these guys are pretty good at voice acting
Kyyp3r do you want more? TAKE IT
I miss when the internet was simple like this and wasn't in the midst of a high intensity race war.
@Florian Cept back then the normies weren't involved in it.
if only you knew how bad things really
samuel kerr
...were.
I miss the good old days when racial slurs were more common in discussions than punctuation marks
Well Sseth still blazing
to be fair, the "I decided I wanted to become a Greek God" story is actually pretty good. He'd make a great anime protagonist.
best channel on youtube
Still
Hey, Hey People!
3:07 Seriously impressed that the guy actually got Hindi pronunciation of all Bollywood movies correct
Bruh same
One of the few positives of being born British.
@@buckplug2423 based
Can attest that every Brit has an innate ability to pronounce Hindi words due to all of our local shops being run by Indian and Pakistani people
@@IronMiddo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*TAKING A VERTICAL PICTURE WHILE HOLDING THE PHONE SIDEWAYS*
Remember, if you think your life sucks, at least you aren't one of these... Things.
Fucking straight up
Exactly,
yet
I do RC drugs and fap to loli anime girls online.
I am not sure if I am one of those things or not.
I think I am.
get job lazy
clarityguy wasn't so bad
Thoth-Hermese = a reference to Hermeticism.
Thoth is an Egyptian God.
Hermes (the thrice great) is also a god and an important figure in alchemy.
Both gods are considered to be the same.
They are associated with writing, magic, etc.
Tbh, I want MY granddad to be obsessed with alchemy and gods and shit, - as opposed to the AMAZING MILITARY MIGHT OF RUSSIA, as he is now
@@KOTYAR0 democracy is non-negotiable
I wonder if he's coming at it from an egyptian "heritage" perspective or a mystery-school-I'm-so-cool perspective.
I tend to laugh at both, but especially the latter.
@@KOTYAR0 Wait, but is he russian?
@@r2dlee953 Sunis did descend from the Assassins, and it wouldn't surprise me if ISIS used the "mysteries" to entice new followers, but I doubt it.
It's much more likely that they appealed to islamic conservatism while calling upon the mysteries as evil. (While of course using the same tactics but just appealing to an islamic audience.) That would be a lot more effective at rounding up a shitload of muslims.
I think the dude in the video is just a middle eastern guy maybe from Jordan or Egypt who thinks he's an "illumined" hot shot.
He seems to legitimately believe in the "mysteries".
Dude was duped and he bought it all hook line and sinker.
Remember the people on these dating sites aren't very smart.
If they couldn't find a mate in person, and they think meeting strangers is the solution..
Man. "You've got a big storm coming." you know.
It's gonna be tough when he realizes the problem wasn't the women around him.
Also, why is his teacher telling them they can be anything they want to be in a museum? I don't think his memory is entirely reliable in this respect.
You should talk. You lost your mind quite awhile ago!
Hearing Sseth laugh like this is music to the merchants ears
Back when the rivaling didn't hut that hard. Am happy that he's getting back on track
In 2014 I watched this video and signed up for okcupid as a joke. That same year I met my now wife on okcupid and we've been together for 9 years. Sseth I can't thank you enough for this video
Holy shit, how's it going for you two?
Love how she's having two kids and still describes herself as an alcoholic chain smoker, 420 daily
Also pregnant.
I want the other 41 ways to talk dirty
"single MLP mothers" ... who will dress their kids as ponies
I am officially terrified now
She's also a chain smoker and daily drinker. Those kids are fucked for life.
@@balintkristof8442 oof, is that fact?
@@balintkristof8442 I don't believe in giving the state power to mess with families... but clearly abusive situations is another matter, and that lady is RED FLAGS for child abuse. :( Also the kind of guy she's looking to snag by that description is probably gonna abuse those kids. I hope that was a fake profile, but it sucks there are actually people like that out there.
I wonder what happened to them... 7 years later...
Mlp?
This is the original SootHouse
these guys do it way better
the good version of soothouse
i come here to say.. conversationalist is a word.
I came here, two years later, to say: yes, it is.
I came. Here.
@@lukoscreyden i came
@@TotalNigelFargothDeath I
.
1:50
I still remember this stupid funny phrase
"MA BOOBAL"
How is his basketball-american accent so good. Kills me every time, oh lord.
You know I always think to myself "am I born in a high-class family?" Then I watch these videos and talk with my parents only to understand that no, one wrong move and my family is poor and destitute. Thank you Seth for helping realize my luck and reason to let my kids end up like this.
WTF now the part with "Message me if you know the legend of Osiris" has become a lot better!
"The 6 things i could never do without.....
1. bible
2. xbox
3. weights
4. gummy bears
5. family....
6...wait...i said 6 things right?!?"
You forgot the "boobah"
famalee
No no, number 3 and 4 are each individual weight!
blacks cant into math
@@wholesome1844crucifier
Math is wypipo lie.
5:27 well thanks to Sseths latest video, I DO know the legend of Osiris!!! Wonder if I could message him now?
"His semen is pipe cleaner"
I lol'd
"Rape fantasies"
oh god xD
unfortunately he is allergic to bananas
50 Shades of Grey, much?
Women clearly want to be molested by hot men. Or this one guy wants to be molested by women (hot or not?).
@@AndrooUK He's a pajeet, so it's obviously the latter. You'd be surprised at how many of them fantasize about getting sexually molested in public by a group of women
I guess its not just like "no but actually yes" kind of kink like force but not really
@@wholesome1844crucifier he's white?
This vid was way ahead of its time
I tried the snow drift pun as a pickup line. The girl had a brain aneurysm when she heard it.
I tapped that.
That moment when you realize SsethTzeentach coined incels five years ago
Incels gave themselves the name aaaages ago.
I get this feeling this comment was written by someone about 14 years old. Just a hunch though.
tygonmaster because they weren’t aware of the inception the niche community of “incels” had, and how far back their name dates?
@@donjuan2001 Because they huff so many epic maymays that they can't even conceive things existing before they first heard them or outside their e-celeb bubbles.
Btw, not everything is a Jojo reference. ;)
@@Soridan
This is a jojo hater.
*6 things i could never do without.*
my boobal.
this was like 5 years ahead of it's time
con·ver·sa·tion·al·ist
ˌkänvərˈsāSHənl-ist/
noun
noun: conversationalist; plural noun: conversationalists
a person who is good at or fond of engaging in conversation.
Yeah, you know what's what!
Good job, buddy-guy!
@@2HandHangerDunksOnly I was about to send him his medal, but your response will do.
10 years later and "muh booble" is still etched into my brain, always randomly popping up in my thoughts as a sound bite.
The second person said Race: Caucasian, VULCAN!?!
I could do without oxygen
100% of people who breath die
a new Sseth video to rewatch until the next comes out.... excellent. Sseth, you need to put the spotlight on the "yi" zone now that he's been buffed. Much love brotha
Coming back here years later and I think the proto-incel was first recognized
2:31 sounds just like my indian science teacher, I'm fucking dying that man had a wife and would absolutely write shit like this.
www.okcupid.com/profile/thoth-hermese
The man is fucking legendary. Praise.
I hope the secret he discovered is the secret to eternal life godspeed
5:20 i came from the future and holy shit thats even funnier now
You guys are incredible. Every video you make is like I'm watching a journey into the times when my friends would just crowd around a computer and make fun of all the shit we were looking at.
Dammit Sseth your latest videos are so fucking good. you really are the kind of man that finds what is hidden on the internet and makes it funny in your special way.
What I truly love about this video is that it allows us to trace Seth to use all of the distances from profiles and track Sseth all the way to The Hague. Oddly enough, the International Crime's court lies in the 1km radius that we can isolate.
And this video, might simply be him killing time in between his trials for eating innocent children.
PART 2
Bump!
Lathumb Bump!
can you see pleasure in the simple pleasures in pleasures?
And waiting...
DEW IT
I love Seth's reviews, but I miss videos like this every once in a while too
Two Sseth videos being posted this close together?! It's like Christmas came early.
Did anyone notice at 2:04 that gatorguy7g claimed to have six things he could never do without but he only listed five?
The site asks for six things. He could only think of five. Or he lost count. One of those.
that's because the sixth thing was you
His accent is really different from now.
sseth is way too great, too bad he doesnt make more videos
I never realized that people were actually in a space station when they posted photos like that until now. Thanks for enlightening me Sseth.
Something so innocent about that last section by todays standards
Sseth, you are the light of my life. MOAR VIDEOS plz
Thoth-Hermese, Mystic, war veteran, Knower of Secrets, Grandmaster of Western Ceremonial Magic, a living legend
Sounds like a Cave of Qud sultan.
Honestly this is my fav vid from you Seth lmaoo
Sweet lord, you two are hilarious!
Never thought I'd hear Sseth do a British accent, it was very funny.
5:47 that adblock though
5:20 hits different after Sseth's Pharoah review th-cam.com/video/YA2UAeFMWFs/w-d-xo.html
that pizza is dead mate! hilarious
When he said that his semen is pipe cleaner i lost it
*_Mfw Sseth was the original Reddit Channel._*
No commander gobblecock was banned ;_;
Name: Thoth-Hermes
Most Private Thing You're Willing To Admit: I know The Secret
---
The secret: I am a fool that has been deceived by those who make it their job to do so
You promised a psycological tour de France but i felt in the alpes d'huez at the first ten seconds.
This must be some of the best voice acting I've ever heard....
You never fail to make the best of videos
Everything in between 5:45 - 6:12
Is the funniest thing that has ever been or ever will be.
This is pure gold! You gotta make more!
Muaytank saw a statue of Lil B and decided to become a based god too.
Never laughed so hard before in my life.
TH-cam suggested this stone age video. I do not regret it clicking
I love how I got an ad for a standing training bicycle on this video
Hey, reporting back from 2021, its now much, much, MUCH worse.
The craziest thing is that the MPL mom is still pregnant!
5:20 this takes on a whole new meaning after his Pharaoh review.
2:43 yea Im pretty sure that this is how you live life at its fullest :D
Didn't realise that Sseth had videos this old...
Late to the show. But unless he went to Greece, it's unlikely he seen a statue of Zeus in a museum.
Love to see what your profiles look like guys
my boobah never hurt hey deewani?
This is the funniest thing I've seen in months. I am literally crying of laughter right now.
pleasantly plump
That's Bronx for land beast
+aperturesciencegames fuckin autocorrect I mean brony
@@aperturesciencegames "Bronx" works even better TBH
BRO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE IS IT NORMAL VIDEO - THAT WAS MY FAVORITE - PLEASE BRING IT BACK.
So this is where SSeth learnt the Osiris myth
if this vid ever gets taken down i swear
Part 2 please :D
god i remember watching this when it came out, still my favourite video on youtube. Reminds me of the time when you were on skype with your boys late at night
0:39 They were THIS close to creating the term incel.
Omg, I love this! Keep making more of these :D
Okay, I lost it at "I know the secret...."
Never heard hazel described as a super-special eye color before, given it's just some murky thing between brown and green. "Purple" is the go-to unique thing. Gotta pretend you look like a Targaryen or Liz Taylor.