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  • @MyJC19
    @MyJC19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11756

    My boy Sseth killing two birds with one stone humiliating a sponsor and putting out a wholesome message.

    • @smartcakes303
      @smartcakes303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      That's what we need these days, shit on scammers and give some love to men

    • @evilgibson
      @evilgibson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      The wholesome message being "Make sure to order more coconut milk from Hello Fresh BECAUSE REAL MONKIES GET IT FOR YOU!"

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@evilgibson It would have been a selling point before the 20th century.

    • @mechanicalmonk2020
      @mechanicalmonk2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If only he hadn't spent the last 3 years cultivating a toxic audience...

    • @evilgibson
      @evilgibson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@mechanicalmonk2020 but who is going to poz all these neg holes?!?

  • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
    @TheVeryAngryShrimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    Finally, a playable love letter to homies helping their fellow homies.

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homiesexuals even.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      When a homie died fighting for you, you keep his corpse animated to keep serving you, it's what he would have wanted.

    • @easonyeung2779
      @easonyeung2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@lolasdm6959 "Even in death, I still serve."
      And the Astartes are certainly ones to know something about brotherly bonds.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@lolasdm6959
      “Greater love hath no man than this: that he would lay his life down for his friends.”

    • @velveteensallet949
      @velveteensallet949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True men are not afraid to show that they love their homies.

  • @CaptainGerBear
    @CaptainGerBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25127

    I'm the developer of this game. This was really unexpected, but I enjoyed watching your take on this! A really nice way to close out the year. I'm grateful that you chose to spend so much of your time with it, and I hope you were entertained.

    • @thecreepers5399
      @thecreepers5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

      Your game's a work of art, and you should be proud

    • @dlyn799
      @dlyn799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      holy sht real

    • @Tharsix36
      @Tharsix36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Good game. I still hate what you did to Extracurricular Activities tho 😒 Also ChubPan full version when?

    • @asddw4998
      @asddw4998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      I came to your game

    • @Augustoseriq
      @Augustoseriq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      You just got yourself a customer for reacting in such a cool way about seth's video hahaha, buying right now!

  • @XBloodyBaneX
    @XBloodyBaneX ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    The dev literally made an entire in depth rpg just to remember at the end "Oh, shit! This was supposed to be porn!"

    • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
      @r.a.fgattaiguy845 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

      the best pron games are the ones that focus on everything but the pron, it´s why Eiyuu Senki is so good

    • @cantsaymuch6228
      @cantsaymuch6228 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      Same thing happened with the Fate series 😅

    • @VoxAstra-qk4jz
      @VoxAstra-qk4jz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Price for Freedom

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I'd say that reminds me of Sengoku Rance but most of that series is solid RPG or strategy with the occasional reminder of it being a porn game
      Sengoku is literally one of the best strategy games I've ever played lol

    • @98kazer
      @98kazer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@commisaryarreck3974 I love the gameplay of the rance games but damn do I hate Rance's personality though

  • @ArrangedKarma
    @ArrangedKarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3114

    Hearing Sseth go from a calm and monotone demeanour to losing his shit will forever give me life.
    Thank you for your service Sseth, Merry Christmas

    • @solidskullz5736
      @solidskullz5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      He finished talking about the game and then he shows a gif of an obese woman and starts rambling like a mad man

    • @moshymosh
      @moshymosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@solidskullz5736 That was the best part. It was hot asf.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Charisma break is the best shit, note it for whenever you actually write anything

  • @virescenticious
    @virescenticious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2847

    Sseth is returning to a level of unhinged not seen for years, it brings a tear to my eye.

    • @eiatos
      @eiatos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      The ritalin didn't fuel him, it was holding his true power back.

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eiatos The true rite of ADHD patients. Big Pharma is afraid of our collective power.

    • @ChaseWyler
      @ChaseWyler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not unhinged if it's true.

  • @wippy9410
    @wippy9410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6769

    this is the last sponsorship he's ever going to get so we now have to do our part in sustaining Sseth's lifestyle

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Sponsors check the video before it is up they are probably fine with this.
      EDIT : I had a brainfart lol it is quite obvious the sponsors pulled out sorry bois.

    • @HermitBlake
      @HermitBlake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      @@mertarican5456 did you miss the part where they pulled out of the sponsorship? lol

    • @kronkwithagun6695
      @kronkwithagun6695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      @@mertarican5456 No they are a scam site so he realized he wasn't gonna get paid, so he just shit on them all video. He literally called them a scam he is not getting paid

    • @peergynt6515
      @peergynt6515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I know of one TH-camr getting sponsored by them, Mark Felton. I think he has a lot in common with Seth. Honestly, both Lord Felton And Lord Seth are doing a fine job regarding the sponsorship. A fine job.

    • @Katojana
      @Katojana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thats the call to become part of the merchants guild!

  • @GFCat
    @GFCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4411

    Sseth breaking character for a second to tell his audience that it's not gay to tell your homies you love them and that it wouldn't matter even if it was gay was the shockingly wholesome year-end message we needed.

    • @chill-lady-brook
      @chill-lady-brook ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Anybody know what track is playing in that part?

    • @JayUwU04
      @JayUwU04 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@Chill lady I don't 👍🍷🐈

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@JayUwU04thank you Kanye, very cool.

    • @lilben4184
      @lilben4184 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Lmao that is not at all what Sseth said. Intimate friendships between men are undermined by the likelihood that one will be perceived as gay, and that's a perception intrinsic to any society where homosexuality isn't illegal. Note that the most gay-unfriendly cultures on the planet, Islamic ones, are cultures where it's very common for men to demonstrate affection by holding hands and kissing one another on the cheek. There's a reason for that - perverts preemptively took our homies from us. Sseth is dogwhistling that we should implement a Final Solution to the male affection question, pardon my Deutsch.

    • @JayUwU04
      @JayUwU04 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @Lil Ben idk man sounds like you're a boyliker

  • @thatsnodildo1974
    @thatsnodildo1974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15293

    Seth just showing us his fetish list

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      No futanari/incest.
      Im dissapointed

    • @chrisbj5251
      @chrisbj5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      He reveal macrophilia long time ago.

    • @dawsonmullis
      @dawsonmullis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Did you not come?

    • @Le_Katto
      @Le_Katto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@toobig7150 not yet

    • @milhy6567
      @milhy6567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@toobig7150 no that was on the morrowind review

  • @zacharychristy8928
    @zacharychristy8928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8547

    I legit cannot tell whether Sseth is getting more or less mentally healthy.

    • @Top_Hat_Walrus
      @Top_Hat_Walrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Insane

    • @HarverTheSlayer
      @HarverTheSlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      Yes. That's the answer. Sseth found clarity in insanity.

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      unhinged, that's what he's getting more and more.
      as someone who was diagnotised with ADHD at a young-age, and had to stop taking ritaline because this shit make you efficient but MISERABLE,
      he's probably gonna feel much more energized and happy about it for a few-years, until the ADHD kick-back in.
      for now, let's appreciate that he feel good about it and let himself get gradually more insane x)

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      He is less edgy but more comfortable with his psychopathy

    • @KoeiNL
      @KoeiNL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Sanity is just a circle, if you go to far into any direction you will just circle back to where you came from.

  • @dovahc816
    @dovahc816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6921

    This video feels like character development for some reason and honestly I can only respect a man spending 16 minutes humiliating his own sponsor.
    Amazing video as always.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      They're a scam. Also, they pulled out.

    • @dovahc816
      @dovahc816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798The sponsor? i already know that but thank you anyway

    • @minishadowstorms
      @minishadowstorms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Look if the furry vore platformer did not end him comparatively milk toast barra rpg won't either

    • @Hsaelt
      @Hsaelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A russki hiding in dania making silly videogame videos is making fun of his scam sponsors.
      What a sentence.

    • @axyz885
      @axyz885 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hsaelt lolwut

  • @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080
    @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4454

    Hearing Sseth laugh is weirdly comforting

  • @josepena7845
    @josepena7845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    Seth's laughter is just precious.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When paired with the extreme homoeroticism it gives me the ultimate confusion erection

    • @iller3
      @iller3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ...the purest of christmas gifts

    • @KreuzDrache
      @KreuzDrache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      How many times has he laughed like that? It honestly felt so genuine this time.

    • @montanarose4622
      @montanarose4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Every time I hear Sseth not playing his straight-faced character, I get a bit more parasocial.

    • @dasji2
      @dasji2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is like the first time I hear him Genuinely laugh, caught me off guard and i started to laugh

  • @be_that_as_it_may
    @be_that_as_it_may 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3089

    Two of my friends took their own lives when I was in my early-mid 20s. The aside that you give at the end about telling your friends that you care hit me hard. You delivered it in a similar cadence to one of my aforementioned friends.
    Support your bros. It's not gay to care.

    • @SsethTzeentach
      @SsethTzeentach  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

      we just bottle our shit up until we either explode internally or externally
      gotta let that false masculine die in a fire like it deserves

    • @londonrhodes8706
      @londonrhodes8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@SsethTzeentach amen

    • @jlcdavenport6268
      @jlcdavenport6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@SsethTzeentach I agree, but we also can't replace it with a rejection of masculinity either.

    • @be_that_as_it_may
      @be_that_as_it_may 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      @@jlcdavenport6268 Right, its about rejecting a false masculinity. You can be masculine and still care deeply for your friends. Supporting someone that you care for is a truly masculine act.

    • @richards5855
      @richards5855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@jlcdavenport6268 obviously. there are qualities we attribute to “masculinity” that are desirable on everyone.
      Strength. Confidence. Decisiveness. These are qualities that are good in anyone, of any gender.
      But for some reason we attribute both “weakness” and “being emotional” with femininity. And so we loath the idea of talking to each other, of expressing feelings, of crying.
      “Can’t cry. God forbid we express an ounce of emotion. That would make us feminine and weak. If you cry or give an ounce of emotional sencerity you’re not a real man. Real men bottle up their emotions to die of stress at the ripe age of 40.”
      Is it any wonder why we have whole industries preying on insecure men who feel like they’re not masculine enough? That they’re somehow not “real men”? The Tates and Petersons of the world.
      Is it any wonder, with how we emotionally stunt ourselves, why so many men struggle to find friends? To find partners?
      How are you supposed to connect to people when the idea of opening up is considered a sign of weakness?
      How can masculine men be desirable in a relationship when they’re all emotionally stunted as fuck?
      Do away with the notion that being emotional somehow means you’re not a real man.
      Do away with the notion that you have to live up to the ideals of emotionally stunted fools to be considered a “real man”.
      You will find a far better form of masculinity once you do.

  • @HeheICreamed
    @HeheICreamed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4345

    "I'm just here to bleed corporations dry."
    And with that, Sseth became the most effective and honest shill on the planet.

    • @jacobweaver4523
      @jacobweaver4523 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Everyone: How do we fight our corporate overlords?
      Sseth: From the inside.

    • @RookieREX
      @RookieREX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i see you also put your favorite creators as your pfp's
      very cool

  • @eaglebeagle4368
    @eaglebeagle4368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Watching this video with no audio is a rollercoaster ride on its own

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Reminds me of watching MGS4's final fight at the school library computers with no headphones (and therefore no audio) at Royce Hall. For some reason when I rewatched it later, the music and voices just didn't match what was in my mind watching it for the first time in that library sometime between 2007 and 2012

    • @EaizePeazy
      @EaizePeazy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With cc? Like DBZ Abridged "Canadian English"?

    • @eaglebeagle4368
      @eaglebeagle4368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, no CC or anything. Just the visual stuff

    • @jontronbodypillow3830
      @jontronbodypillow3830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tried it. Its surreal.

  • @mshark8246
    @mshark8246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4142

    I have never seen sseth break character so much I love it

    • @nit-Inundate
      @nit-Inundate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I think it's because the editor just let those appear in the cuts

    • @Arcolyte13
      @Arcolyte13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@nit-Inundate whatever the reason, I definitely appreciate it.

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Alberich_Prince_of_DwarvesI thought he stopped streaming

    • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
      @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@landrylongacre6391 He did, but the vods live on.

    • @SanzuRiver
      @SanzuRiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves immunology lecture is peak

  • @bravo-kilo230
    @bravo-kilo230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    I have never seen Seth break character this much. It is hilarious

    • @SnoutBaron
      @SnoutBaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's nice once in a while but I hope this isn't the new aesthetic going forward.

    • @Top_Hat_Walrus
      @Top_Hat_Walrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@user-gs1hh8nj7oIt’s funny because in the beginning of the video he was talking about people hating on self-improvement

    • @USERsubject0
      @USERsubject0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He probably started watching Max0r's content after collabing with him a few times and realized that can actually add to the comedy of some lines

    • @SnoutBaron
      @SnoutBaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @🌸 𝐄𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 🌸 Arguing like a baboon, sweet. You mean his style of video that made him as popular and big as he is now. Pretty rtrded to change that now.

    • @SnoutBaron
      @SnoutBaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Top_Hat_Walrus Self-improvement IRL has nothing to do with changing the style of posting meme reviews, a style that got him to where he is now.

  • @fallentitan9811
    @fallentitan9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2231

    I know Established Titles are all lord and scam artists, but honestly the fact they were/are brave/stupid enough to let Seth of all people advertise for them is an idea.

    • @solidhyrax
      @solidhyrax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      Nah, they dropped it due to "market risk" He kept it inside to make fun of them.

    • @ceepert2153
      @ceepert2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Didnt he say they pulled out?

    • @just1it1moko
      @just1it1moko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@solidhyrax risky move on his behalf lets hope they're not prone to sue for defamation.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Are they really a scam tho? Its a novelty gift, not a legally binding contract with the state.
      Or are they doing other things as well?

    • @rnglillian8081
      @rnglillian8081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @TheSaviorOfSouls it is just a novelty gift, but through their advertising, they make it seem like through a legal loophole, you are legally getting that title. They're like the poster child of deceptive advertising.

  • @Darluk
    @Darluk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    You had me at "7 foot tall orc GF".
    Please keep making videos where you break into weeping laughter at your own jokes, they make me so happy 😆

    • @d1g1beastpr1me7
      @d1g1beastpr1me7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ah yes, a merchant of some intellect I see

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Amazonian muscle girls yes please

    • @Bossfightmedia
      @Bossfightmedia ปีที่แล้ว

      For real

    • @Kneejair
      @Kneejair ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@jffry890ever try just to be gay? Why pretend?

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@Kneejairah yes tall muscle woman or just a guy, truly the same thing.

  • @AestheticCapybara
    @AestheticCapybara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3125

    Established Titles' Head of Endorsement watching this video, realizing the management bullet he just dodged.

    • @zoiberg1996
      @zoiberg1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Isn't it a scam to begin with?

    • @jennareynolds1403
      @jennareynolds1403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yeah

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Established Titles was already doomed to begin with

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@zoiberg1996 they even changed the site many times now due to videos calling it a scam and now they are going with "it's a gag gift, nobody would believe you actualy becomes a lord and actualy owns land"

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @ do they not know the wayback machine exists?

  • @DoofFing
    @DoofFing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    You can tell Sseth has been guzzling the Yakuza lately and I love it

    • @EminemLovesGrapes
      @EminemLovesGrapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The editor. Not Sseth

    • @dmitrisemenoff6455
      @dmitrisemenoff6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@EminemLovesGrapes um he called his main character kazuma kiryu?

    • @Casshio
      @Casshio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@dmitrisemenoff6455 And even dressed him up and made him an alleged traitor. Lovely details.

    • @WomanSlayer-69
      @WomanSlayer-69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sad that he didn’t make majima to make the ultimate gay couple duo

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EminemLovesGrapes Sseth has editor?

  • @polkjmsb
    @polkjmsb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    hearing sseth break character and laugh is actually amazingly refreshing and hilarious

    • @wojciechjamiokowski2885
      @wojciechjamiokowski2885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Like, he was having fun

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so cringe to see how sheltered and social-arded you permanent internet dwellers are. Why do you even get out of bed to experience basic human emotions while staring at a screen?

    • @DBDenzz
      @DBDenzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wojciechjamiokowski2885 unironically named Wojak, lmao

    • @Aovelius
      @Aovelius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DBDenzz Nah hes just a polak

  • @unlimitedpower1385
    @unlimitedpower1385 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Can confirm: I do tell the homies that I care for them and it does make things better

  • @maltt8715
    @maltt8715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    “Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend." C.S. Lewis

    • @gotgunpowder
      @gotgunpowder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      CS Lewis was probably gay lol

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      @@gotgunpowder an example presents itself.

    • @w.o.jackson8432
      @w.o.jackson8432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@gotgunpowder No-Friend-Haver confirmed.

    • @alexfc679
      @alexfc679 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gotgunpowder i'm willing to listen you out, weirdo. give evidence and I might believe it.

    • @DerpASherpa117
      @DerpASherpa117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@gotgunpowder woman detected

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    Daddy African warlord sseth is about to hit us with some more high quality gamer content while showing us a gif of an obese woman and losing more and more of his mind as the video goes on

  • @randomcultist398
    @randomcultist398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    bros hear me out it's not gay if you cover it in innumerable layers of irony

    • @rb98769
      @rb98769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yeah! I just play it ironically haha

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait, then what does imply for Drew Pickles?

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bros, can I raise my testosterone by having a stronger man cummy in my bummy?

    • @__-tp4tm
      @__-tp4tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is it possible to romance women in that game tho?
      Don't know, but that would probably make it way more appealing rather than having absolitely none.

    • @howdypartner8326
      @howdypartner8326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@__-tp4tm You can't actually get laid in-game with anyone, at least as far as I know, and the highest form of intimacy you'll share with another outcast of society is them confiding in you/being friendly by a campfire (this is one sequence, and there are no follow-ups I could find).
      Followed by a thanks and a pretty basic accessory named InsertName's Bond (it's always Lucky and has Lifeguard). This process is one you can repeat with any recruit regardless of race, sex, intelligence, etc.
      That's about it though. Friends and homies. I figured since you could craft a Diamond Ring that maybe there was a way to get engaged/marry a recruit, even if it's just a box of generic text followed by minor bonuses when questing with said recruit. But no, apparently.
      It's more of a "Escaping Prison Island with Fantasy Homies" simulator than any sort of dating game. You _can_ help other characters (NPCs) in their... matters of love, though. Bring two other people together, maybe.

  • @Girthbrooks715
    @Girthbrooks715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Sseth breaking character and showing a fraction of humanity by laughing shows he’s actually off his meds. Good vibes I enjoyed it

  • @testpleaseignore
    @testpleaseignore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    This is why I love Seth you can tell how much effort he puts into all of his content. The sponsor pulled out and he still wanted to include the sponsor segment at the very end because you can tell that he put a lot of effort into it as always

    • @joevile240
      @joevile240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember to use code: Ssethscam

    • @wnyduchess
      @wnyduchess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Less cool considering the sponsor is literally a scam company lmaoo

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wnyduchess Its very likely sseth knew they were going to pull out and did it anyway for the joke. He hasn't done any sponsors before outside of warthunder, he's pure patreon/merchant guild funded.

    • @testpleaseignore
      @testpleaseignore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BeefMeisterSupreme and the VPN company

  • @Jajalaatmaar
    @Jajalaatmaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    The only world premiere I care about.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed it's a blessing to witness this.

  • @Metaretru
    @Metaretru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    For some reason i'm so glad that we're seeing Sseth letting loose, smiling M'beke, laughing between script, and i hope Sseth is happy too letting loose like that.

  • @miloother3661
    @miloother3661 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    It was your message at the end of your video that made me reach out to my friends and my life has been much better. Best advice

  • @Fullmetalsoup
    @Fullmetalsoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    "Large men punching each other to compressed power metal is peak literature"
    I absolutely agree to this while I'm sitting here in a Blind Guardian shirt and Beast in Black hoodie.

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@discountskeletor3326 Breedst

    • @Kirkenburer74
      @Kirkenburer74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BLIND GUARDIAN RUUUUUULES

    • @onewingedangel2479
      @onewingedangel2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      >Blind Guardian
      Truly a cultured man.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Beast in Black

    • @randomcultist398
      @randomcultist398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what's your furaffinity nickname

  • @turnoverhd435
    @turnoverhd435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Sseth is doing an excellent job holding back my psychopathic tendencies

    • @PyReDZN
      @PyReDZN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@chaduserforrealfuck off retard your spam channel isnt even funny

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The man gladly pays for our sin's. He embraces the madness so we can see the light through him and pretend to retain some degree of normalcy in this strange plane they call the "World".

    • @GarkKahn
      @GarkKahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he failed as a youtuber, his objective is to let it loose

  • @Thomas-yf1ve
    @Thomas-yf1ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I love how sseth takes this seemingly obscene game to be wholesome and genuine. As someone who played this game, thats basically how the game was too!

  • @MisogynyMan
    @MisogynyMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Sseth, some important tips about sponsors.
    1. Don't accept sponsorships unless they agree to pay you per ad before release. Certainly don't do a second ad before they pay for the previous one. If they can't do this, they are not a serious company.
    2. Talk openly with other creators about how much they get paid, you may be getting shafted. They will give you less then you are worth if they think they can.
    3. Contact the company directly and ask if your contact is legit. You may be going through an agent that takes a cut without you knowing about it.
    Maybe you get 3000 bucks for an ad and think that's good, but really it was 7000 and the agent took 4000 without telling you.
    I forgot what the rest was.

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock ปีที่แล้ว

      This is not the first time he got scammed by a sponsor. ExpressVPN screwed him over before, he's just advertising for them now because they came back because he was just too popular and they ended up resolving it.

    • @j-hackhammer6078
      @j-hackhammer6078 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i will remember this, thank you for your service

  • @knightornstein5902
    @knightornstein5902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Sseth has gone fully off the meds and is now speaking from the heart. It's been a whiplash of an experience, but I'm glad to have been following your channel all these years.
    For real though tell your homies that you care.

    • @digarak
      @digarak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@cloudycolacorp isnt seth the "doktor" 🤣

    • @nanovox9418
      @nanovox9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cringe inhibitors man the furry community could use some of those >-

    • @nanovox9418
      @nanovox9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the levels of sus are unfathomable

  • @ZackofSpades
    @ZackofSpades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    I love how Sseth's editor is keen on leaving in his laugh-breaks mid-line. It makes me wonder how many times Sseth has cracked up at his own jokes before but cut those takes to keep up the jovial masochism of his usual monotone.

    • @theprimetyme0451
      @theprimetyme0451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      If you check out his old streams he would crack up for minutes over a dumb joke he found amusing 😂

    • @andrewnicon
      @andrewnicon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I don't really like it. I prefer him to be portrayed as some kind of non-human agent of chaos.

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@andrewnicon a true non-human agent of chaos would suddenly cackle for a full minute, refuse to explain what they found funny and continue with what they were doing.

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As long as we still have the usual monotone statements I like it.
      This video is a bit more underedited pace wise though, I never had to pause to read anything really

    • @wnyduchess
      @wnyduchess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewnicon u can bounce then bucko

  • @27182818284590452354
    @27182818284590452354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4098

    Men don't cry for help, but they still need it.
    Support your bros without a prompt.
    Free your love from exploitation by merchants and degenerates.

    • @MrSergayfgtxd
      @MrSergayfgtxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      my mom told during a car ride while we were talking about how my alcoholic dad wasn't responding to any1 for two days that the only thing she basically did to help him cope and get over his addiction was "to drink a little and save the rest for later".
      I love learning that my life got ruined in such happy and wholesome ways x3

    • @Raichiyu
      @Raichiyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see Daddy gave you good advice

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSergayfgtxd You were retarded right out the gate, no wonder he drinks

    • @MrSergayfgtxd
      @MrSergayfgtxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r0br33r dude, my sister is vegan, retardness is in our blood, it just shows up in different symptoms

    • @blipboigilgamesh7865
      @blipboigilgamesh7865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fascist
      "Merchants and degenerates" really? Fuck off. Maybe you're not depressed just because you're afraid of acting gay in front of your "homies"

  • @umbra9472
    @umbra9472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    9:02 hearing Sseth break character due to his own joke has restored a bit of my humanity.

  • @Lezarddd
    @Lezarddd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Sseth breaking character and genuinely laughing over and over is a true Christmas gift.

    • @MeatMonsterMan
      @MeatMonsterMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Him laughing during the streams was the best thing, Seth's laugh could cure cancer.

  • @AriesDusk
    @AriesDusk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    Sobering message about men's mental health. It was powerful to hear him talk about it even if it made him a little uncomfortable, the cuts of him laughing being left in were a nice touch too. I've been watching sseth's videos for a long time now I guess, and I still rewatch his league stuff when I'm nostalgic. I just felt strangely grateful, that he still makes these videos and they still feel so enjoyable. I guess I feel like I've always took this channel for granted, but I was always grateful that even when things were awful the voice and humor of these videos gave me a place to escape for a bit. Anyway Merry Xmas everyone love you guys.

    • @duplicate8297
      @duplicate8297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@garetheckley7018 ?

    • @Archtew
      @Archtew ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah it was weird actually hearing his laugh but its more human.

    • @thomasdawe1837
      @thomasdawe1837 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      please stop forcing me to confront the fact that sseth is not an african memewarlord but an actual human being

  • @Lord_Malkior
    @Lord_Malkior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I really appreciate the seemingly recent inclusions of Sseth breaking out into laughter, even for a second or two.
    It helps me cope with how amazingly absurd these review videos can get.

    • @adamfrisk956
      @adamfrisk956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @griffy ye Begone, ruffian!

  • @JF-xj3cu
    @JF-xj3cu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    it's been a year but still , this monologue at @11:15 hits like a bullet. literally wiping tears out of my face. gonna tell my bro what he means to me now.

  • @shakes5847
    @shakes5847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    That was a legitimately sweet ending.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ikr?
      I hereby send some love and appreciation to you, fellow gaming enthusiast :3
      Have a merry Christmas!

    • @wayfa13
      @wayfa13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@toolatetothestory

    • @sureokk
      @sureokk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just texted my bro

    • @1000niggawatt
      @1000niggawatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Illegitimately sweet

    • @velveteensallet949
      @velveteensallet949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To love your homies without reservation, that is the mark of true manhood.
      I have never met any of you, but I hope you guys have a good time this Christmas.

  • @Bohnant
    @Bohnant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Sseth is truly irreplaceable. I'm happy that his channel has grown so much in those long years and I hope he doesn't neglect his well-being - if only because, without him, TH-cam would never be the same. Happy Holidays, stay safe.

    • @Boa796
      @Boa796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +1 for the wholesome paragraph
      -1 for "holiday" instead of Christmas

  • @whitephosphorusmilkshake
    @whitephosphorusmilkshake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    sincerest congratulations for climbing out of the pit, you're the boss and you've done a service to your soul. it's incredibly tough but you're a role model to so many. best christmas wishes, king

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Question: what did I miss? Because of the pit part

  • @DerpASherpa117
    @DerpASherpa117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Thralls are essentially unpaid interns...but for life."
    Ah, so that's where 4chan's janitorial team comes from.

  • @Tacoinhalo117
    @Tacoinhalo117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    That section of personal talk from Sseth was a nice change of pace and very heartfelt and genuine. Thank you Sseth

    • @voidtremor6329
      @voidtremor6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree! It was unexpected but I really appreciated it. The comments section so far has been pretty chill too. I hope he can continue to remain somewhat positive.

    • @pillcosby9790
      @pillcosby9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sseth has always been a Wholesome 100 heckin Keanu Chungusurino. You can see it in his streams he did for that one crytpo streaming site.

  • @yreva5454
    @yreva5454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I bought this game when he streamed it and picked the "forced cuddler" as his crime, great game.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Of COURSE he would

    • @rizkyyulianto54
      @rizkyyulianto54 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where did he stream it?

    • @demetritek
      @demetritek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait he still streams ?

    • @solidhyrax
      @solidhyrax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@demetritek No. It was like a few weeks that he streamed and then he stopped.

    • @solidhyrax
      @solidhyrax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rizkyyulianto54 On youtube, but I know there is an archive of the stream over on bitchute.

  • @ordice6317
    @ordice6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    There's nothing like hearing Sseth's earnest laughter. Stay safe King.

  • @theawkwardpotato264
    @theawkwardpotato264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Every time I hear Seth laugh, it makes me happy that he's enjoying himself.

  • @GranularClouds
    @GranularClouds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This man's humor is staying the same, yet, somehow gets better and better. Thank you, Sseth.

    • @hiho9149
      @hiho9149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It might be that everything else is getting worse and it seems better in comparison.

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's aging like a fine spirit.

  • @CaptainPrincess
    @CaptainPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I was not expecting Sseth to come out swinging with the real feels

  • @krovlood
    @krovlood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love how he cracks up at certain phrases like "breedable"

    • @drewbocop
      @drewbocop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't, it makes him sound like every other TH-cam kid commentator that pops up overnight and suddenly collects 100k subs

    • @nerath639
      @nerath639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drewbocop mimimimi

    • @krovlood
      @krovlood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drewbocop I guess, I was won over due to the rarity of such behavior

  • @Jiggllips
    @Jiggllips ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The rare time Sseth gets a bit serious and shows actual feelings makes my heart kinda warm.
    I imagine it's what it feels like when your father says he's proud of you, and that he won't use the belt tonight

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It feels more like to me the crazy homeless bum giving helpful and supportive advice to somebody at their low point. It's unexpected, kinda scary, but overall helpful and appreciated.

  • @kareshy6549
    @kareshy6549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Hey hey Sseth, person here.
    Your speech about being more open as a path to more happiness is completely correct from my perspective. While I have never personally subscribed to the idea of being stoic or emotionally withdrawn, there was a time in my life where I became increasingly bitter and isolated due to a variety of circumstances. Even now many years later it pains me to think of the daily misery I put myself through. While recovery and happiness was far from a single change or moment of clarity, I can say with confidence that much of the happiness I have today comes from being significantly more open with my feelings toward those I love and care for. Love, romantic or platonic, is an enriching experience, and it need not be limited to one person in one way. It is further all the more enriching when expressed. It's not every day, it's not all the time, but as often as it feels right to do I make sure to tell the people I like that I like them, and that they are good and I am proud of them. I do this for entirely selfish reasons, as it makes me do the serotonin on a scale not even Gacha can compete with. I highly recommend it as a life policy.
    That said, I hope you and your viewers have a wonderful holiday season. You weird, weird man.

    • @quantumhawk806
      @quantumhawk806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bottling up is something that way too many men including me do.

    • @hughwotmeight2453
      @hughwotmeight2453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skill issue

    • @Lordodragonss
      @Lordodragonss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very happy that many men are opening nowadays. My dad has problems because he never speak up to my mother.

    • @monsterfurby
      @monsterfurby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TIL the commentary section of Sseth's videos offers better life advice than some psychotherapists. Came for the thoroughly inappropriate lulz, left with an important realization about life.

    • @Top_Hat_Walrus
      @Top_Hat_Walrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stocism is still a good trait in a man. If it is bad for you then you have done it wrong, it is not about bottleing up, it is about not being controlled by your emotions, rather you are the one in control of them. Being open with your gratitude and love for people is positive though but do not be too eager to share negative emotions with a woman (unless it is a relative I guess) there are many stories about men opening up about their feeling to their parters and getting dumped by them shortly after. If there is something you must get of your chest tell a brother. This is just some advice that I’ve heard, been sloppy with putting it into practice myself but I will get there.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The sponsor at the end was amazing. Too bad they bailed out... No idea why they would!

    • @OrgusDin
      @OrgusDin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      agree sounded like a really good scam

    • @velveteensallet949
      @velveteensallet949 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They deserve everything Sseth did and more. God bless this man.

  • @Reversecurse125
    @Reversecurse125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Finally a video that all us bosses of this gym can relate to.

  • @RedKincaid
    @RedKincaid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The first 30 seconds of this are genuinely great advice for enjoying what you enjoy without letting other people ruin it for you for no reason

  • @Basedologist
    @Basedologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Every year I watch sseth he gets exponentially more based. I fear we are approaching critical mass, gentlemen

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I never thought I would see confronting toxic masculinity be described as “based”, but I’m totally here for it.

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachdavis8251 Go back

    • @zeronikku3549
      @zeronikku3549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bold of you to assume that Sseth has an upper limit like the rest of us mere mortals.

  • @TheUbercharger
    @TheUbercharger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Let's go! Merry christmas merchants guild

  • @セキウン
    @セキウン 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Sseth lost composure 3 times in one video, that's gotta be a new record.

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Nice to see Sseth back to his old insanity

  • @BBasiliscus
    @BBasiliscus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    never expected sseth to:
    -laugh
    -give me the positive reassurance I need right now
    thanks man.

    • @lv1543
      @lv1543 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch his streams

  • @Brother_Aniki
    @Brother_Aniki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This world didn't deserve Aniki, and we are ever so slightly darker without him.

  • @SirusDiarota
    @SirusDiarota 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    I think there's a moment in one's life when you read a line in the script and think "What am I doing?"
    Real men say fuck it and continue anyway.

    • @dangerface300
      @dangerface300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Eventually you just have to start ignoring the voices before you can hope to live a healthy, functional life.
      Which voices, you ask? The voices *they* can hear too. It's not conformity, it's collective delusion and I'm *not* going to let them work out that I've caught on... this time.

    • @eugenedmarchenko
      @eugenedmarchenko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man, this moment has been already experienced a long time ago... have you seen the video for Evenicle?..

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@eugenedmarchenko never invoke the name of the forbidden video ever again

    • @LocustxXxLocust
      @LocustxXxLocust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, once the celling light started speaking to me. That was 10 years ago now.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dangerface300
      Collective delusion? Or Eldritch Beings composed entirely of figments of human imagination? You can't trick a being with a billion imagined eyes and knowledge of every fetish known to man (and wo-man). Embrace the voice's, listen intently, and give in to the lunacy that is societal expectation, for only in this madness does communion with the Dark One's begin.
      Conformthulu is real, and it's coming for you.

  • @Tobiichi
    @Tobiichi ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To all my homies in real life, and all my homies also rewatching Sseth videos on repeat for some ungodly reason: I love you man, keep it up, you got this.

  • @daddyespressodepresso2207
    @daddyespressodepresso2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Hearing Seth break character to laugh at his own jokes is a rare gift indeed.

  • @Fandirek
    @Fandirek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    6:29 Sseth's mock german accent is the stuff of nightmares. Truly wonderful.

    • @adam1984pl
      @adam1984pl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Subtitles says: You need to acquire more labens realm. LMAO.

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    4:53 this is the most emotion I ever saw Sseth showing

  • @thespacenoodle
    @thespacenoodle 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Well, Los Angeles 2025 joke actually was a subtle foreshadowing

  • @AverageMichaelJordans
    @AverageMichaelJordans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I've thoroughly enjoyed these couple minutes of Sseth trying to keep a straight face

  • @MrDeathbyzombies
    @MrDeathbyzombies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I would not be where I am today without my friends looking out for me. I love those guys so much. I owe each of them an impossible debt. Thank you Sseth for this lovely upload. Merry Christmas.

    • @ayylmao2190
      @ayylmao2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SSeth is Jewish, we expect 10$ sent to the Soros Open Societies Foundation as recompense for this egregious error

  • @MegaMrMinecraft1
    @MegaMrMinecraft1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My favorite thing about this video is how Sseth was finding it impossible to keep his typical stoic persona up and just broke down into laughter more than twice at the very least.

    • @OfficialDJSoru
      @OfficialDJSoru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My guess is Lifeless, the new writer he got wrote those and he didn't check them before recording. If my belief is right, then those laughs are the most genuine ones.

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you watch some of his older videos with friends, he actually laughs a lot around them, probably more than an average person. I guess it just sounds better in a video when he doesn't, but i suspect he has to try really hard not to haha

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's jarring and yet I like it. Maybe it's because laughing is contagious.

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hearing Sseth actually be serious and genuine about feelinga and motives and stuff has the parasocial urges growing
    No but seriously, thank you for all the laughs and stuff. If I actually made good money, youd be the first patreon I'd join

  • @YurificationTrademark
    @YurificationTrademark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    That monologue near the end was heartwarming. It's good that after all those MG incidents you're still trying to stay positive, helps me out as well. Thanks Sseth, Happy Christmas.

    • @Lotvk
      @Lotvk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mg?

    • @sanitykeeper_2395
      @sanitykeeper_2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joe32553 what incidents?

    • @Steve_Johnson_
      @Steve_Johnson_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What incidents?

    • @Lotvk
      @Lotvk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joe32553 damn, did they stop funding and bankrolling these videos?

    • @YurificationTrademark
      @YurificationTrademark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Joe32553 goes deeper than that. It goes from complaints about head jannie to full-blown doxxing on both Sseth and the head jannie. There's been various versions of MGs JUST because of the people on general being dickwads

  • @nepspartan-7597
    @nepspartan-7597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    6:05
    POV: you're a newly hired lobcorp agent facing down Mountain of Smiling Bodies on your first day

  • @dedrereads1474
    @dedrereads1474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    There's a really good video out there about how Aragorn is the epitome of masculinity, in that he can kick butt and clean up shop when he needs to and is always trying to improve himself as a person and his skills, but also openly cares deeply about his friends and loved ones, and also can balance the more delicate stuff like kindly but firmly turning down someone else who's interested in him because he's good, thanks. I think that's along the same lines of what you're talking about. Everyone should just be more like Aragorn, and I mean men and ladies; just be Aragorn. Everybody can be more like Aragorn.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that you actually think women have it in themselves to "be Aragorn" just shows how locked in your permavirgin status is

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're not wrong.

    • @andrewnicon
      @andrewnicon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I'm not gonna learn to be a man from a book about a midget delivering jewelry

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cloudycolacorp
      A male who shows emotions.
      Groundbreaking.

    • @Kirkenburer74
      @Kirkenburer74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not half immortal via my age. I'll pass and just not be a cunt

  • @lucktyluke5580
    @lucktyluke5580 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Wow never thought I'd hear Sseth get so real but 11:06 really hit me hard. Sometimes we find inspiration and help from where we least expect it. Today, it was Sseth who reminded me to be better 🤣🤣

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I liked Sseth’s breaks in character in here along with the message of it’s ok to tell your male homies that you deeply care about them(maybe even love them).

  • @infiniminer7677
    @infiniminer7677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    you make a good point, i will tell the few homies i have in my life that I appreciate their presence and I'd be in a much darker place without them. merry christmas sseth

  • @ComicAcolyte
    @ComicAcolyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    This was off the wall but also wholesome

    • @mogaming163
      @mogaming163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr so deep

    • @ComicAcolyte
      @ComicAcolyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mogaming163 yeah I was like holy shit bro is wacky today he will put off sponsors then he hit us with the take care of your boy's mental health like Damn that hit me deep.

    • @Thermalfusi0n
      @Thermalfusi0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ComicAcolyte the way you talk reminds me of a zoomer NPC

    • @ComicAcolyte
      @ComicAcolyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thermalfusi0n I'm actually zillenial

  • @reddeath707
    @reddeath707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    The segment at the end where he was talking about truly caring for your friends/loved ones was 100 percent accurate.
    It's nice here and there when Seth lets the mask slip a bit. Seems like a solid lad in and out of TH-cam.

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes we need to be reminded of these things... God knows I do! I'd thank the guy myself if I ever met him!

  • @Koupip
    @Koupip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    that ending statement hit deep sseth, i have watched a few homies sink into alcohol and drugs in my life thinking that it would make the pain of existance less bad but we all know that's not true and now they are lost, having to cut out one of your friend because you know they are sinking you with them is awful, never forget to tell your homies you love them since you can never truly know how they feel inside especially in today's climate that makes emotion seem like they are unatural and should be kept hidden. thank you for the video sseth merry christmas and happy new year, see you in 2023 hopefully the year where thing stop being so awful

  • @svenneumann2816
    @svenneumann2816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm currently in the hospital after a "surprise" surgery, so this notification came at the perfect time, since the opiates don't actually feel nice.
    Thank you sseth and merry christmas.
    P.S. tell your homies you love them.

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sseth’s videos are much better for pain relief than opiates. I wish you a speedy recovery, fellow internet stranger.

    • @svenneumann2816
      @svenneumann2816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zachdavis8251 the opiates work well enough for pain relief, but apparently I'm one of the few people who feel sick instead of just high.
      Thanks for the kind words, I appreciate it.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@svenneumann2816 Hope you feel better, the holidays are a hell of a time to be put out of commission.

    • @velveteensallet949
      @velveteensallet949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope you recover swiftly and have some enjoyment with your family and friends.

    • @svenneumann2816
      @svenneumann2816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magmat0585 it's not exactly fun, but everyone is really nice.
      thank you.

  • @PlasturTheCaster
    @PlasturTheCaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It’s nice to hear sseth laugh. Good stuff as always dear warlord

  • @TheBritColl
    @TheBritColl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is my favorite video by Seth…

  • @Tir33nts343
    @Tir33nts343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    sseth is so ironic that he is unironic and now has a thing for big burly men

    • @ticklemytoesjohnson
      @ticklemytoesjohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      being bisexual truly is a blessing

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@ticklemytoesjohnson Absolutely, strong dom mommy waifus and big bears of men equally make me down bad. Bless bisexuality it's pretty based

    • @tunja7162
      @tunja7162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ​@@Foogi9000 my brother in Christ, I'm sorry but that's just being gay twice.

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@tunja7162 I don't care.

  • @Quarataia
    @Quarataia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    You know the game is great when the content creator broke character several times. Also, yeah, let's invade Iceland.
    Update: Alright guys, we have a 3-1 force ratio, as said by a fellow soldier, the invasion is currently being planned.
    Update 2: The first stage of the invasion was successful, over 500 soldiers have infiltrated Iceland through the holidays, with other 300 arriving by the new year's eve.

    • @TheStilf
      @TheStilf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      206 people agree with this so far. 44 more and we can match their forces!

    • @Quarataia
      @Quarataia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheStilf And we now have equal forces. Let's see if we can get twice for better chances.

    • @Skyte100
      @Skyte100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah fuck Iceland. Lets rename it Greenland and not change Greenlands name.

    • @Kuba_K
      @Kuba_K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Quarataia remember for succesful invasion you need minimum 3-1 force ratio

    • @Quarataia
      @Quarataia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kuba_K True, we already have double, let's go for triple.

  • @Formair
    @Formair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Damn that advertisement almost got me. So sad I already joined No Trees Replanted society

    • @PutkisenSetä
      @PutkisenSetä 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder how much Sseth sponsorships cost. I bet I could get at least a few customers if I set up a company that promises to destroy a patch of woodland, burn the trees in a pile for no reason and salt a patch of earth in the shape of a dong for every customer. I will personally print every Nature Fucker certificate and mail it to you with some ash included so you can taste your victory over Mother Nature.

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Based

  • @SleepWalkerWW
    @SleepWalkerWW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What a brutally honest gigachad you are Sseth. I admire your ad integrations almost as much as I admire your gaming videos.

  • @lukoscreyden
    @lukoscreyden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1720

    Its always a good day when my favourite political role model uploads some cursed new content on youtube.
    Bless you, Sseth. I hope you are keeping well.
    Also, what he says is true. Offer love and support to your bro's. Fuck social expectations and stereotypes.
    Real Kings take care of their people.
    (Yes that sounded cringe but fuck its true.)

    • @Negniwret
      @Negniwret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      No. The entire concept of cringe is in your head. Purge it, be happier.

    • @tamukih119
      @tamukih119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thats the hardest line ive heard all year, nice one my man

    • @SirBalageG
      @SirBalageG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck the cringe man, I say kiss-kiss to my homies on the phone, we ain't gay, we just love each other, tho I'm not sleeping with my ass towards them lol

    • @Hamanito
      @Hamanito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Negniwret everything is in our head. Doesnt make the second hand embarassment any less real

    • @KomboEzaliTe
      @KomboEzaliTe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "Do not kill the part of you that is cringe.
      Kill the part that cringes."

  • @pattjake
    @pattjake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    What a wonderful kwanza gift. Sseth has really put the child back in this child soldier.

    • @brickwall9781
      @brickwall9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Child soldier
      Really puts the "infant" in infantry

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Therapist: Smiling Sseth isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Smiling Sseth:
    First vore, now bears. I shudder to think what eldritch fetish he will unleash upon us next.

    • @eagleandy1
      @eagleandy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's right at 12:57 Hand Holding *shudder*

    • @garygary117
      @garygary117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally I hope its full metal plate armor from the medieval ages. The contrast between steel armor that can block arrows and swords. To huge fucking milkers is astounding.

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he slipped house of gord in there so he's on quite the spectrum.

    • @pkemr4
      @pkemr4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Size Fetish

    • @VyxelOP
      @VyxelOP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully vore bears.

  • @keimashirokuro3653
    @keimashirokuro3653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mildly hysterical that established titles was outed as a scam as this video came out.

  • @megcomb8838
    @megcomb8838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just hearing Sseth's little giggles is enough of a fantastic christmas present

  • @ACDCisthebest123456
    @ACDCisthebest123456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    sseth breaking character is a sign of a fantastic video

  • @daskaffeetschal8635
    @daskaffeetschal8635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dear seth, you bring joy in many people’s hearts and much entertainment. I hope you are doing well in the dark times of winter/ your mind.
    Really appreciated the call to genuinely talk to your friends; that you like them and are thankful for their existence. There comes a point for everyone when they would like to hear that
    Best of Luck in this world, a fan of your videos.

  • @Sel3theFourth
    @Sel3theFourth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    kings remember its not gay to tell your homies you love em