The Matchless Kungfu Review | Beggar Edition™

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  • @Moosenthusiast
    @Moosenthusiast 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6119

    I feel like the publishers are completely underselling the fact that you can have epic kung fu battles with farm animals. Put that shit on the cover

    • @heemro4356
      @heemro4356 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +500

      The steam page makes it looks like a completely generic game that I would never even consider playing

    • @kernsanders3973
      @kernsanders3973 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +468

      The moment I saw the chicken and the dog fight like fierce opponents from fist of the north star, I was sold immediately

    • @LtVictor
      @LtVictor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      PETA will lose their

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      @@LtVictor Pretty sure they've already lost it when Palworld went live

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LtVictor PETA can't lose their minds because they can't lose what they never had to begin with.

  • @utes5532
    @utes5532 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1632

    Esoteric Chinese Mysticism game gotta be one of my favorite Sseth video subgenres

    • @rg2359
      @rg2359 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      Sseth read the Steam guide to min-maxing his CCP Social Credit score and is outplaying all of us

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@rg2359its CPC actually. Western media keep misspeling it 😂

    • @nekilik7886
      @nekilik7886 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      +1000000 social credit ​@@AtticusKarpenter

    • @Brazils-only-hope
      @Brazils-only-hope 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AtticusKarpenter Chinese Party Communist

    • @adamion1993
      @adamion1993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AtticusKarpenter Chinese Party Communists?

  • @Wolf_ManJack
    @Wolf_ManJack 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5704

    The Chinese have officially metagamed reality - not by learning Divine Ascension via calisthenics, but by successfully enrolling Sseth onto the path of a Daoist battle monk who can't get hard unless he knows his past life will give his grandchildren access to Special Beam Cannon

    • @chanr9531
      @chanr9531 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      Based

    • @sedmaxime
      @sedmaxime 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @theultimatetrashman887
      @theultimatetrashman887 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      Personally i would be fine with my kids knowing the Masenko

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      ​​@@theultimatetrashman887
      I'd give them that energy sword hand attack personally.

    • @jmlaw8888
      @jmlaw8888 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      I just had an organeurasm reading this poetry.

  • @BlackKanye
    @BlackKanye 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2668

    'Wuxia Kenshi' is not what I thought would ever exist, but I'm about it.

    • @muhammetk352
      @muhammetk352 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

      This game is dangerously good looking. I just stopped playing Kenshi, I can't start another one

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      If a Kenshi and an Amazing Cultivation Simulator love each other very much...

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      That was my exact thought. These Chinese devs played Kenshi and had an epiphany from God.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

      @@Hugsloth A Mandate of Heaven, if you will

    • @AnimeSalvageYard
      @AnimeSalvageYard 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@muhammetk352 I know your pain, and believe every word I say.
      You need this pain.
      Stock up on survival goods while you have the chance.

  • @BlackReaper0
    @BlackReaper0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1848

    "She let me off lightly, by breaking my legs." This really is xianxia, you are lucky she didn't cut them off.

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      All theee of his legs? Ouch

    • @REplayer001
      @REplayer001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      In xianxia this is super merciful. Perhaps she was a righteous character.
      Usually what happens you get killed, merciful option is to cripple the dantian so they cannot cultivate anymore.

    • @Mounthuapleb5890
      @Mounthuapleb5890 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Xianxia is like Chinese high fantasy. This is wuxia

    • @Wormopera
      @Wormopera 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So femdom?

  • @PBRatLord
    @PBRatLord 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2945

    Dude the animations of the animals in combat actually has me in tears lmao

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      I know right, those animal fights are no joke 😂

    • @mungojerrie86
      @mungojerrie86 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Strong Everything vibes.

    • @arakmir1041
      @arakmir1041 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Looks sick af ngl

    • @Jaxck77
      @Jaxck77 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      The horse doing kung fu is amazing

    • @southernharpin8681
      @southernharpin8681 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Reminds me of that movie where a cow fights kung-fu

  • @mmsL125
    @mmsL125 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8910

    This must be that Genshin Impact everyone is talking about?

    • @iampotsataja
      @iampotsataja 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +404

      Genshin wishes

    • @incrediblehobson8479
      @incrediblehobson8479 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +589

      Nah, it's just shins getting impacted

    • @fahadalghamdi9316
      @fahadalghamdi9316 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

      No, that would be Amazing cultivation simulator.

    • @kastian9537
      @kastian9537 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Genshin would never

    • @derbyblade9572
      @derbyblade9572 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Geshin hope he is him

  • @chris92945
    @chris92945 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1098

    Sseth is slowly becoming a full scholar in Chinese crackhead martial arts games.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Can't wait until he does the same for the eastern euro

    • @polartechie
      @polartechie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sseth has taught me more disciplinary practices than the American school system

  • @onba7726
    @onba7726 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +841

    "I did not have relations with that giant serpent!"

  • @Texelion
    @Texelion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

    "Kenshi is the weirdest game I've seen."
    Matchless Kungfu : hold my baiju.

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1744

    Every sseth vid is infinitely rewatchable

    • @sepearman
      @sepearman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Sseth is the pinacle of humanity, it's all downhill from here, godbless him

    • @gavin3472
      @gavin3472 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Every sseth vid is infinitely unwatchable. God bless him.

    • @Freddisred
      @Freddisred 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The actions you took in the last sseth video will influence your experience going forward

    • @lipayy9852
      @lipayy9852 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Freddisredsseth is the best "choices have consequences" RPG on the market

    • @someguyonyoutube236
      @someguyonyoutube236 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Found the immortal time traveler

  • @ArrangedKarma
    @ArrangedKarma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2126

    "I thought I was the girl boss of this empire, but in truth, I was nothing but the Boss Baby."
    Sseth really is a modern day Sun Tzu.
    A Sseth Tzu, if you will

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      “Know the depth of your enemy’s throat and the shallowness of your own, you will be victorious in 100 bukkakes”
      Sun Tzu the art of the throat goat

    • @jjhaya
      @jjhaya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ain't that a dog breed? (Shih Tzu) did you know that or just a coincidence?

    • @AtomicDonut4444
      @AtomicDonut4444 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I will, thank you.

    • @GymBossAniki
      @GymBossAniki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      He used all his fight money to buy 2 of every animal just so he can have them beg the entire economy into his pocket...
      Then he beat the crap out of them for another karma achievement.

    • @TheNoseGame
      @TheNoseGame 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      SsunTzuuntach

  • @gottagofastest
    @gottagofastest 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    1:06 this man fighting this horse is one of the greatest things I've ever seen and I can't explain why

    • @crsece5463
      @crsece5463 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Bro it's a wuxian game, anyone even animals can fight.

  • @InuAres
    @InuAres 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +931

    6:02 Sseth used a screenshot of my guide on steam and I'm stoked. Happy I was able to help out!

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      ha you've liked a game enough to make a guide for it? NERD (I wish I liked games and didn't have brain rot)

    • @marquisstevenson7036
      @marquisstevenson7036 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheVincenzoGamingno one cares about what you wish about nerd

    • @Tissot1796
      @Tissot1796 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      i wish i had a dad @@TheVincenzoGaming

    • @Veltrosstho
      @Veltrosstho 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      GOAT

    • @ruralandroid4984
      @ruralandroid4984 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Tissot1796 everybody has a dad

  • @ScrubMyTub
    @ScrubMyTub 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +514

    Congrats Seth, you singlehandedly posted one video and now the torrent has over 50 seeds

    • @domesticterrorist7111
      @domesticterrorist7111 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      underrated comment

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Amitabha. Sseth truly is a wise sage for the ages and a dragon among men

    • @1998topornik
      @1998topornik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Seth's cultural imput is truly impressive.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The Heaven and Earth hums, the land blooms, and the Great Dao opened its gate for all... Sseth merits great karma, and the world rejoiced.

  • @SoylentSoy
    @SoylentSoy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12400

    What your unemployed friend is doing on a Friday afternoon.

    • @phantomjoker5
      @phantomjoker5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      😅

    • @go_golden
      @go_golden 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +292

      I feel personally attacked

    • @raistlinlove1307
      @raistlinlove1307 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Me!

    • @robl485
      @robl485 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      I can vouch for the accuracy of this statement.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      He's Chintegrating

  • @vandarkholme8548
    @vandarkholme8548 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1730

    Oh yes my favorite genre, "your favorite autistic indie game but this time it's set in China and completely insane"

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      It's getting weirdly common, alongside the later but not least, retro fishing indie horror games.

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      what games set in china aren't insane?

    • @ObadiahtheSlim
      @ObadiahtheSlim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      @@i-never-look-at-replies-lolI was going to say Recettetear, but that game was pretty insane.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Which game is that???

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@i-never-look-at-replies-lol There's a very fine line between "completely insane" and "absolutely autistic".
      Most Chinese games are merely "absolutely autistic".

  • @Yesnaught
    @Yesnaught 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +217

    "Bandit-Monkey Pipeline"
    We really do live in a society.

  • @恩牺
    @恩牺 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +695

    U can actually fly in the sky by riding an eagle or jiaolong once u tame/mind control them. Just amazing.

    • @SsethTzeentach
      @SsethTzeentach  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +482

      how tf did i miss this that's amazing

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1279

    I thought Sseth would review some other cursed game, and I was not expecting more wuxia/xianxia shenanigans.
    Apparently I have eyes, yet I cannot see Mount Thai. Truly this junior is nothing more than a frog in a well.

    • @kingragnarok7302
      @kingragnarok7302 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

      Easy there buddy, you are courting death.

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

      Hmph! This Daoist had foreseen this event. Sseth truly is a carp leaping through the Dragon Gate. Heaven’s Net is wide, and none can escape its mesh. Kowtow 9 times and this magnanimous Daoist will deign to acknowledge your presence!

    • @abhijaman4792
      @abhijaman4792 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

      I, your grandfather, shall grace you with a like. Savor it, for it is rarer than a Phoenix's feather and a Qilin's horn.

    • @stillanimal
      @stillanimal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      One incense stick of time later...

    • @otaku2567
      @otaku2567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Rest assured Old man, This Grandfather will take your head.

  • @vexmyth0clast
    @vexmyth0clast 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4763

    “Domain expansion immaculate crack rock”
    Sukuna: “Know your place crackhead”😂

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

      "Domain expansion unempolyed welfare"

    • @naisunashi
      @naisunashi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

      Stand proud. Your meth is strong.

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      "Domain Expansion: Malicious Honeybun"

    • @crimsonpotemkin
      @crimsonpotemkin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      Crackman Jones: Nah, I'd win.

    • @FathDaniel
      @FathDaniel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Domain expansion: Gregg's

  • @ombra711
    @ombra711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11322

    I don't think the developer ever concieved his game getting attention from one of the most influential TH-cam reviewers of all time.

    • @Lampoluke
      @Lampoluke 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +561

      Honestly this game looked like one that he would review. I gues it happened

    • @janpol466
      @janpol466 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      Yeah, bruh, they only paid for it, lol.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +420

      @@janpol466 you really think someone would pay sseth for anything?

    • @selartina
      @selartina 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That reviewer still did do that , whom do you mean btw ?

    • @Sam-uz4iy
      @Sam-uz4iy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +424

      @@secretname2670 I mean there were a couple of devs that seth mentioned gave him a review copy, but I doubt these chinese devs even know of seth from their horrible translations, much less get his jokes.

  • @AmmarFarisA
    @AmmarFarisA 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Start from Heroes Might and Magic series, to Organ Harvesting Simulator, to Kungfu Cultivation series.
    What a character development.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You can clearly follow his path to enlightenment

  • @DrEnzyme
    @DrEnzyme 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    For anyone confused about Verbal Dueling, it's a deck builder.
    Each turn you add one card to your deck from the ones you're shown. The game then deals 9 random cards from your deck into a square, adds up their eloquence (basically verbal damage), and thats dealt to your opponent. They are also doing this to you, you just don't get to see it, resulting in a tug of war which is shown at the top of the screen.
    The verbal attacks you get given can also have special effects. Some of them eat other cards to empower themselves, some of them get stronger if they're near specific cards, some of them do more complicated stuff.
    It looked like random nonsense to begin with but there's actually quite a bit of strategy in it.

    • @takkik282
      @takkik282 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      sum it well. It's all about building and manipulating your deck. Too bad, as far I know, you can't build your global card deck or influence other cards.

    • @lelinh8861
      @lelinh8861 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      emotional damage lol

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yeah ok now explain saliva and why the opponent gets "1.1x" multipliers that turn their score from 50 into 150.

    • @pacifica2391
      @pacifica2391 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I randomly get nonsense despite never picking it up and I always, and I mean always lose after the first half of the battle with the enemy suddenly getting mad multipliers, why is that?

    • @takkik282
      @takkik282 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pacifica2391 Perhaps because you fight people too strong for you ? You need to challenge people of your level, avoid anyone with 400 spirit until you've progressed. You start with a random selection of card in your hand, and some cards can spawn new ones, or remove cards from your hand. You can manually remove cards from your hand, but it's limited (click on the card deck on bottom left of the screen).

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1704

    "Beggar is a profession."
    I'm getting flashbacks to the professional town beggar in Elona randomly drinking sulfuric acid and dissolving before, from the grave, going something to the extend of "my life is shit."
    Asian devs, man.

    • @Psytinker
      @Psytinker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A woman trying to seduce you and threatening to break your legs if you refuse really makes me think.

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      wasn't it in Jojo they mentioned that in Egypt begging is a profession
      then again using Jojo to learn legit info about the world is probably not a good idea
      probably

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      I mean, in China back in the days of yore beggars would even band into so called guilds of beggars, so begging being a profession is not far off.

    • @brucebanner52
      @brucebanner52 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "Something to the effect of" is the correct phrase. "Something to the extent of" would be a marginal improvement. "Something along the the lines of" would be the best fit. Looking forward to your comment edit. ✌

    • @PawlysBartys
      @PawlysBartys 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      can't wait for next Noa's game to drop, it's gonna be Elona on crack

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +337

    0:01 Domain Expansion: Crystalline Methpiphany

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Stand proud crackhead, you are high."

    • @courtingdeath3364
      @courtingdeath3364 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lmfao

  • @xostler
    @xostler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    _Kenshi 2: pre-alpha footage: palworld edition_

  • @pninnan
    @pninnan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +295

    Props to whoever the goblin that made that steam guide is. What a legend doing the hard work for absolutely no reason or payoff

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      For some, the journey is the destination. I respect those folks.

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @InuAres a few comments above: "wow sseth used my guide"

    • @xcell_r4thr87
      @xcell_r4thr87 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      he's actually here in this comment section lol

  • @nyroachboy
    @nyroachboy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The first game i've played BEFORE seth reviews I am in your head

  • @roguewarrior6463
    @roguewarrior6463 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3334

    Instead of being trapped in the cycles of guilt, Sseth is trapped in the cycles of the CCP

    • @Sam-uz4iy
      @Sam-uz4iy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ironically CCP hates chinese game devs, and they probably hate the CCP too

    • @burningsinner1132
      @burningsinner1132 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      Cycles of guilt? Have Sseth made a review on E.Y.E: Divine cybermancy?

    • @espio87
      @espio87 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Trapped like the Security Officer in Marathon Infinity.
      The waves... the waves...

    • @CalgarGTX
      @CalgarGTX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      @@burningsinner1132 Yeah on his Mandalore channel

    • @CJ00014
      @CJ00014 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What channel is that ​@@CalgarGTX

  • @ChronoSquare
    @ChronoSquare 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +416

    "I got crinkles in my diapies" is such a cursed line to hear

    • @III_three
      @III_three 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is he making a joke about wearing adult diapers?

    • @LordOfTheReefer
      @LordOfTheReefer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@III_three I think its a joke about the current macroeconomic situation in Sudan but im not sure

    • @III_three
      @III_three 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@LordOfTheReefer interesting.........I think I should do some of my own research on it.
      Hopefully I won't see anything that would scar me for life.

    • @JokingAroundInternet
      @JokingAroundInternet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@III_three It's a joke about shitting himself.

    • @Soggz4
      @Soggz4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I swear Seth has to have been lurking /vg/ because that's the only place I've seen that meme posted outside of shitpost twitter

  • @CH-River
    @CH-River 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +435

    For anybody getting this game. Make sure you remember you can make feedback loops with your meridians, and double, triple, and quadruple activate all the buffs.

    • @kingragnarok7302
      @kingragnarok7302 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      That's some anime shit.
      You have only 1 technique? Overclock the shit out of it.

    • @CoqueiroLendario
      @CoqueiroLendario 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      @@kingragnarok7302 Fear not the man who praticed 10 000 attacks one time, but the man who praticed one attack 10 000 times

    • @cyryl3827
      @cyryl3827 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CoqueiroLendario Fear the man who practiced no attacks, instead cheesing the economy system to use drugs to loop their meridians and can destroy you with a poorly thrown bitchslap.

    • @dylanmackiewicz5506
      @dylanmackiewicz5506 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How would you do that?

    • @JohnBrown-tw2qi
      @JohnBrown-tw2qi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ⁠@@dylanmackiewicz5506basically meridians need to form a circuit through your ‘core’ in order to work, but you can form multiple connections into the same circuit.
      So if you just have one continuous circuit through all your meridians you can have every other connection from your core go into that same circuit to “double-dip” its base stat buffs.

  • @belltowersubductions5104
    @belltowersubductions5104 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Prisoners befriending each other and planning an escape, as well as their family members coming to rescue their imprisoned loved ones, is actually a great mechanic that more games like this should have.

  • @someguyguy4019
    @someguyguy4019 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    There's nothing like cracking open an off-brand can of Pepsi at the lithium mining factory during lunch break and just watching Sseth bless us with another gem 💎

  • @flamebrindger3984
    @flamebrindger3984 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +341

    I saw another creator cover this game. It's essential Kenshi, but Kungfu. Now it's gonna blow up with Sseth's review.

    • @fedbia2003
      @fedbia2003 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      My thoughts exactly.
      I miss kenshi:c

    • @themule8625
      @themule8625 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      It's still there

    • @psionicdongpunch
      @psionicdongpunch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      This'll tide me over til kenshi 2 finally drops in 2050

    • @dvdivine1962
      @dvdivine1962 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Anything kenshi related I'm willing to play

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@psionicdongpunch It's okay. It'll be done aaaaaannnnyyyy day now.

  • @Athermostar
    @Athermostar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    Every time Seth posts a game it’s my top played for the whole year, he really gets me, i hope he understands love like this can’t be ignored and that eventually we will be one

    • @Tetsaga
      @Tetsaga 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Im rooting for youh

    • @Athermostar
      @Athermostar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Tetsagathanks Jit

    • @stevenharper9108
      @stevenharper9108 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      You better train, his wife will kung fu you.

    • @marcriba7581
      @marcriba7581 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Red flag bigger than China's, you have my utmost parasocial support.

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Did he get you with the love parasite

  • @whyjnot420
    @whyjnot420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +349

    "...the guards of the big inner must ride it to the law to use the wind..."
    I guess we could call that "esoteric". I would have said "the inane ramblings of a child on mescaline", but to each their own.

    • @whytho1690
      @whytho1690 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🤣

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    9:43
    Funny thing about "controlling the begging sector" is that it actually happens in real life. Multiple countries with tourism as their main source of income usually have the beggars on the streets all be a part of some unofficial street guild or crime family of sorts. If you're not one of them and start begging at their usual spot, you'll get mobbed, robbed, and then found in a dumpster or a homeless camp somewhere with a dirty needle in your pocket. It's actually why I have trust issues with giving beggars money anymore because while yes, they could need it to feed their family, who's to say this guy isn't part of some syndicate that monopolizes begging in this area, or a secret millionare who took up begging as a part time job because it's literally being paid to sit around and do nothing (yes, some people actually do get rich from begging. You'd be surprised).

  • @Milo_Estobar
    @Milo_Estobar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    4:20 Match made in heaven, a drunken scammer vs doctor scammer...

  • @Crackpunch
    @Crackpunch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1679

    Feels like Kenshi combined with Amazing Cultivation Simulator

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      In a 65/35 ratio (More Kenshi than Qui imo)

    • @someguyonyoutube236
      @someguyonyoutube236 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Spot on

    • @filippoboschi8444
      @filippoboschi8444 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      Both reviewed by our favorite african warlord

    • @tekky1202
      @tekky1202 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So true

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That was my first thought.

  • @nerdiusgraecus5518
    @nerdiusgraecus5518 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    “chintegrate” almost killed me

  • @elucidation3064
    @elucidation3064 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    He really meant that "have a good one" today guys, I can tell, he really meant it...

    • @LanderKoenig
      @LanderKoenig 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Same here, it was heartwarming

    • @III_three
      @III_three 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah it really sounded like it.

  • @skeleytonz5319
    @skeleytonz5319 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +355

    This reminds me of that time when i was 6 and my dad woke me up in the middle of the night and drove us to the forest, where we walked for 30 minutes into the forests center, before he told me to start punching a tree until my knuckles bled.

    • @Chris-jw8vm
      @Chris-jw8vm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      I think you might be the protagonist.
      Who is your nemesis?

    • @torinsmith9867
      @torinsmith9867 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His dad. ​@@Chris-jw8vm

    • @kingragnarok7302
      @kingragnarok7302 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      @@Chris-jw8vm their dad.

    • @K..C
      @K..C 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

      My condolences brother, it must have been hard losing your childhood friend Fiancé to that arrogant Namgung Family’s Young Master.
      Now you must roam the Jianghu in order to become stronger and beat the Namgung Family's Young Master at the next Dragon and Pheonix Summit.

    • @chrisdaughen5257
      @chrisdaughen5257 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Still a better father than the one in Tekken.

  • @ForelliBoy
    @ForelliBoy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    "Everyone has something to hide except me and my bedmate." - confucius

  • @michelauspimmelberger
    @michelauspimmelberger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    For those also wondering what that tune from 11:35 onwards is, it's the GLA Soundtrack from C&C Generals which is an absolute banger you really don't want to miss out on.

  • @AveSicarius
    @AveSicarius 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +692

    For anyone looking for more of a Wuxia fix, Wandering Sword is a pretty good TRPG that I'm sure Seth will eventually review.
    It's right up his alley given that you spend much of the early game gifting strange objects to kids, their parents, and the elderly, then beating the shit out of them in sparring to take all their items (and you want their items) while getting stronger from unleashing your very deadly five point exploding on an old man who just wants to drink some tea and chill by the river.
    But there is no chill, and everything and everyone can likely kill you until you, uh, definitely don't steal some secret Kung Fu manuals and certainly won't bribe wandering masters to teach you how to kill shit real good before you turn their secrets back upon them.
    That's the lesson this game will teach you, don't fight those boars in the forest, you will die, instead pick on the weak until you are a geared up Kung Fu god who can somehow punch in every direction simultaneously.
    Just a tip, real 公夫杀手 use their fists, don't be a bitch like those Wudang Femboys.

    •  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Fucking sold.

    • @Juan_Wacko
      @Juan_Wacko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      I have never been more interested in a game after reading this description ...

    • @glens2019
      @glens2019 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I'd also recommend Hero's Adventure: Road to Passion. It's essentially Chinese Baldur's Gate.

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​​@@glens2019wait a second, that shite sounded familiar....
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      That's a pr0n game, right? 😅

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Well, in his defence the OG Baldur's Gate 1&2 was somewhat of a soft core 😂

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1444

    Alright nerds buckle up it’s time for our next dose of radioactive levels of autism and scuffed gameplay

    • @adimurtix
      @adimurtix 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      My body is ready

    • @fjoergyn
      @fjoergyn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      im here for the autism because im autistic (° )_ ( o)

    • @user-ty2gi1bc5s
      @user-ty2gi1bc5s 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      FUCK YEA!

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@fjoergyn same

    • @constructionbird
      @constructionbird 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      i get that regardles of sseth because i can channel his autism through mine

  • @johnsanko4136
    @johnsanko4136 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +673

    "You must choose the right China Man or China Woman to Chintegrate into your lineage..."
    I was gonna make a Big Lebowski reference, but this is way too funny.

    • @Lucas-sk5iy
      @Lucas-sk5iy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Chintegrate her? I hardly knew her!

    • @MSDoL
      @MSDoL 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Or better yet, a prequel meme

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      *Chineage

    • @athullnexus5450
      @athullnexus5450 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What does that have to do with the Big Lebowski?

    • @TheMrsteakman
      @TheMrsteakman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Also, China man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.

  • @JonasThanos
    @JonasThanos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    No matter where I go, no matter what I do, I always come back to watch the intro. I don't know why, but "Domain expansion : immaculate crack rock" and the delivery make me tear up.

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    5:27 I can't believe i actually relate to one of Sseth's stories, i remember getting into serious trouble (either Suspension or summer classes i forget) because i got nipple crippled so hard that i screamed during a school event during a moment of silence.

  • @MrFanservice
    @MrFanservice 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    I couldn't focus on the video due to how this game has it's map/world design and layout done. Like what an actually kind of genius system, allowing you to basically make the world yourself

    • @whytho1690
      @whytho1690 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Sorta reminds me of Dark Cloud.

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      There is another game like that, the name of which I've forgotten. You play as an Indian and by doing actions get progress towards map points, which you can use to place biomes or unique locations. You'll have to watch out how you place them too because if you place these squares, the biomes have to fit with each other - meaning you cannot place a red biome next to the green one, you'll have to place a tile that has a transition towards it
      I personally found it sucked because the amount of time it takes to travel is so atrociously long that I can't collect anything I need before needing to go back to sleep. There are also zombies in the night but I have no clue what their purpose even is as they don't really do anything

    • @JohnDoe-ug3su
      @JohnDoe-ug3su 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Legend of Mana did this too

    • @MrFanservice
      @MrFanservice 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JohnDoe-ug3su I am sadly a tad too young to have been able to play that. Thought about it tho since I've been hearing of it a lot recently

    • @elivcdxv1852
      @elivcdxv1852 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@whytho1690Ah hell yeah, brother!
      IIRC a game called Craftopia had/has(?) a system kind of like it, but it's just the maps are randomized, but I genuinely love how it's done here, If we ever got a Dark Cloud 3 dealing with the Sea, I'd love to be able to place islands and stuff.

  • @AxleTrade
    @AxleTrade 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Ah yes. I was wondering when Sseth would put out something that would please the Hong Kong Triads that still have his feet pics.

    • @TheNoseGame
      @TheNoseGame 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wonder how many of my children's kidneys I would need to sell to get my hands on those images

  • @ChangelingLumin
    @ChangelingLumin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +395

    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
    Those cats were fast as lightning
    In fact, it was a little bit frightening
    But they fought with expert timing

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      They were funky china man
      From funky china town
      They were chopping them up
      THey were chopping them down

    • @cumlord4374
      @cumlord4374 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I want to be ninja
      I want to be ninja
      Im gonna chop chop chop chow down chop chow down to china town
      I want to be ninja

    • @Ari--d
      @Ari--d 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Outside the take-away, Saturday night
      A bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight
      He was no bigger than a two-penny fart
      He was a deft exponent of the martial art
      He gave me three warnings:
      Trod on me toes, stuck his fingers in my eyes
      And kicked me in the nose
      A rabbit punch made me eyes explode
      My head went dead, I fell in the road
      I pleaded for mercy
      I wriggled on the ground
      He kicked me in the balls
      And said something profound
      Gave my face the millimetre tread
      Stole me chop suey and left me for dead
      Through rivers of blood and splintered bones
      I crawled half a mile to the public telephone
      Pulled the corpse out the call box, held back the bile
      And with a broken index finger, I proceeded to dial
      I couldn’t get an ambulance
      The phone was screwed
      The receiver fell in half
      It had been kung fu’d
      A black belt karate cop opened up the door
      Demanding information about the stiff on the floor
      He looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po
      He said “What’s all this then
      Ah so, ah so, ah so.”
      He wore a bamboo mask
      He was gen’ned on zen
      He finished his devotions and he beat me up again
      Thanks to that embryonic Bruce Lee
      I’m a shadow of the person that I used to be
      I can’t go back to Salford
      The cops have got me marked
      Enter the Dragon
      Exit Johnny Clarke

    • @JORDAN-CHRISTOPHERSPENCER
      @JORDAN-CHRISTOPHERSPENCER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i almost ninja cumlord@@cumlord4374

  • @Aaron-mn2ro
    @Aaron-mn2ro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    even thought the sims games have been out for forever, a sseth review of any of the title would be next level

  • @someoneone3933
    @someoneone3933 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "sorry honey the bed is reserved for me and the monkey"

  • @Taospark
    @Taospark 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    A little bit of Oregon Trail for the dysentery nostalgia on top of the Kenshi Skyrim kitbash.

  • @fwra1234
    @fwra1234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

    terrible day so far, going to work with a hardly any sleep and a flare up in my colitis symptoms. you have saved part of my day

    • @raistlinlove1307
      @raistlinlove1307 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not sure what colitis is but you have my hopes for good luck!!

    • @daviddavidson6289
      @daviddavidson6289 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is colitis the one where your balls shrink and turn into ovaries? The MtF disease if you will, I can tell from all the trauma dumping and whining.

    • @My-Name-Isnt-Important
      @My-Name-Isnt-Important 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@raistlinlove1307 Probably, Ulcerative colitis. It's an inflammatory bowl disease, lots of abdominal pain and diarrhea.

    • @raistlinlove1307
      @raistlinlove1307 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@My-Name-Isnt-Important ohh yeah, thanks for the info. Not much to say as words over the internet don't reaaally help but I wish the person well o7

    • @ibeyoutubin2
      @ibeyoutubin2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@My-Name-Isnt-Importantyikes! I wish them all the luck in the world

  • @theevilraccon269
    @theevilraccon269 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Glad to see that sims 5 will take more serious approach

  • @Watchmanskey
    @Watchmanskey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Ah, I see Junior Sseth has cultivated his Inner Dao. Good...Good! This Daoist is proud. If Junior Sseth will kowtow to this Daoist 9 times, this Daoist will leave him with an intact corpse

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I left a stupid comment saying that this game didn't "jive" with me or some bullshit like that.
    I just bought the game again a couple of days ago. It's one of the best games I've ever played. Legitimately insane. Interesting, unique, hilarious, and totally overpowered. Love it.

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    9:58 If reading classic Chinese literature has taught me anything, it is that, indeed, the heroes ARE together to disturb the rivers and lakes. For a culture all about respecting your elders and obeying the government, they sure do make a lot of heroes who kill old people and burn down palaces.

    • @epickduk
      @epickduk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If reading tons of Xianxia has taught me anything, it's that might makes right and everyone is an arrogant asshole who deserves whatever they get, including the mc

    • @Jaxck77
      @Jaxck77 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s almost a mirror to American heroes. A law unto themselves, but they never rebel against the essence of the propogandist state that surrounds them.

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The living example of how the protagonists aren't always the good guys.

    • @mochimochi4179
      @mochimochi4179 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The simple answer to that is "barely repressed anger"

    • @巫轟
      @巫轟 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Reading Chinese history has thought me it is related to the common narrative that loyal retainers gets ignored or fucked over, which in due time ends with all the competent and loyal heroes committing suicide alongside their whole families, making the Court basically powerless and free realestate for warlords or rebels. (Indeed, this is how the Zhou Dynasty, the cultural foundation of China, was formed).
      My favorite example is the fall of the Yuan Dynasty, Toqto'a chancellor of the Yuan dedicated his whole life to save the Yuan. Suffered from warlords, rebels (of course include religious doomsday cults) and all the natural disaster you can think of. His policies of siding with the Confucians, recruiting volunteers instead of relying on useless nobles and public work projects basically saved the Dynasty. Sure he had to deal with rebels trying to fuck him over all the time, but having loyal retainers pays off given they do not run away at the slightest sign of danger.
      However when he was above to pacify the region of Shandong and eliminate the last rebel stronghold of the Red Turbans Toqto'a got order from the Emperor to retire, Toqto'a obliged, exiled to Yunnan then assassinated. This ends with various events leading to Confucians associated with Toqto'a who were able to pacify regions as well commiting seppuku alongside their whole families. Other Confucians basically said fuck this and sided with rebel warlords to avenge their comrades (or you know, they were not into the whole loyalty stuff). Making the Yuan basically fall in days.
      Truly remarkable.

  • @Ozzystrayroo
    @Ozzystrayroo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    May God save sseth soul from the abyssal addiction that is chinese wuxia story. I know, i had been there

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      It's one of those Dunning-Krueger curves. First, you discover wuxia and it absolutely sucks you in, because it's so unique and strange and has unfamiliar aesthetics and plots, and your opinion on the genre skyrockets. Then you keep devouring more wuxia stories, until you start realizing that it's one of the most stale and oversaturated genres out there, no better than "slow life isekai" or "Korean urban LitRPG fantasy", and it just felt fresh because you were new to it. Your opinion on the genre plummets, but then after a while you come back to it and start being a bit more critical with your choices, avoiding the comedic rubbish and the dime-a-dozen thrash-tier revenge stories, and you soon realize that the genre has a lot to offer after all, settling somewhere in the middle.

    • @kyrax9462
      @kyrax9462 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Horvath_Gabor Cool, recommend me some decent ones please.

    • @kingragnarok7302
      @kingragnarok7302 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cradle by Will Wight is pretty good

    • @Punlock1
      @Punlock1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kyrax9462 A lot of people love Er Gen novels but I find them to be creative but poorly written. based on your tolerance to poor writing, hes worth a read.
      One of my current favorites is called Star Odyssey, which is really fun if you like to guess based on author clues as to whats coming up. While its set in space, the author either doesn't understand space or doesn't care. it basically takes place on land themed as space.
      Reverend Insanity is great if your willing to read through its 1 boring arch (Zombies) otherwise you can pretty easily skip it without much issue. This one is great if you want a "evil" MC. Hes not so much evil, but rather willing to do whatever it takes to achieve his goals. This one starts kinda whatever but gets amazing. The only downfall is it was banned in china so currently does not have an ending. The author states he will eventually finish it but is working on another project currently that I find rather dull (infinite bloodcore.)
      A more recent one I've been reading is called Dao of the Bizarre Immortal. Its almost not wuxia. It has a lot of grotesque and almost horror elements. It follows an mc who has delusions and you can never really be certain what is real. Translation is still fresh so it could go down hill, but I'm enjoying it.
      Another newer one, Unsheathed has been a great read, but its HARD. The author started it in such a way that feels almost like you were the one who transmigrated into the world. But the man can worldbuild like no other. the more you pay attention, the more the text rewards you.
      If your down for generic First Immortal of the Sword executes it in a way that feels good, even when you know the tropes. Its not amazing by any means, but if you just want a wuxia, its pretty easy reading and plenty of fun. Haven't read this one in a while so it may have fell off, but i enjoyed the 700ish chapters i did read. Will probably catch up at some point.
      Finally, the most recently introduced translation ive been reading is Yuan's Ascension. Its a mild spin on the genre that feels fresh in a world full of generic filler. Hopefully it continues, as only 50 chapters are officially translated so far.
      I usually read on Wuxiaworld, but qidian also has some good stuff.
      Edit: Honorary mention from the korean side of things. On of my favorite novels ever written is also on wuxiaworld called Second Coming of Gluttony. I won't go on too much about it, but its one of the few novels I've actually purchased AFTER fully reading it. I really liked it.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kyrax9462 There are a lot of old classic novels, but lately I mostly recommend the manhuas/webtoons, as they can often make the experience even better through their artwork, and tend to trim a lot of the fat to make the pacing better.
      Off the top of my head:
      Volcanic Age: One of the more popular series, heroic wuxia mixed with some second chance reincarnation tropes. MC is an elder in one of the big sects who survives the big war common in these stories, and dies of old age, full of regrets, but then reawakens as a child in the past, and so using his knowledge, he sets out to change the future. Fairly standard stuff, decent art, and generally enjoyable, if a little meandering in the later chapters.
      Return of the Mount Hua Sect: Similar to the previous one; MC is an expert of a huge sect who dies defeating the big bad of the setting. He reincarnates a century later as a child, but by then, the sect fell to ruins, so using his knowledge of their original martial arts and by whipping the sect members into shape, he set out to recover their lost legacy. Mainly comedic series, stemming from the MC's personality, but has some of the greatest action artwork out there, and a generally enjoyable series.
      Legend of the Northern Blade: A revenge story about an MC whose family was betrayed by a group of martial masters, and after training for a decade, he returns to settle the score. It has a slightly cartoony but at the same time extremely striking art style, and it avoids the usual issue of revenge stories by pacing things out and focusing on building an ensemble cast around the MC.
      Legends of the Swordsman Scholar/Tale of the Scribe who Retires to the Countryside: Two very similar works by the same author. Both MCs are scholars who get caught up in the world of martial arts, and through their intuition and talent, end up becoming OP monsters without initially understanding it. LSS is more focused on politics, and the plot is moved by the various factions scheming and the MC catching their eyes, while TSRC is more slow-life, where the plot is driven by the MC's ever-growing family (read: tagalongs + harem) and their backgrounds. Not my favs, but they provide a different perspective on the usual wuxia setting.
      Chronicles of the Heavenly Demon: A solid starting point for the "Demonic Cult Reincarnation" genre, where someone from the "righteous" faction gets reincarnated into the usual villain faction, and we get to see it from the inside, from their perspective. Okay artwork, good character work, and while it's technically a revenge story, it doesn't cause a revenge-pileup, nor does it become a plot-tumor, so it's fine.
      Return of the Crazy Demon: Another second chance story, but this time a "ground level" wuxia, focusing on the unorthodox factions and common folk instead of sects and cults and wars. It's also a comedic series, due to the OP protagonist with a devil-may-care attitude. It also has great artwork.
      Doctor's Rebirth: This one's a transmigration story, where a modern doctor gets reborn into a wuxia setting, and merges magical martial arts techniques and modern medical practices to save lives. It's another one that gives a different perspective on the setting, focusing on the "miracle doctors" that usually only show up as support cast in other stories and their clinics instead of non-stop martial arts action. It also has decent art, and a memorable cast.
      I could list more, but really, a lot of them are just variations of the same core story archetypes, with a few unique spins here and there.

  • @randomname8587
    @randomname8587 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Peak Sseth always involves the Orient

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The accursed land of the Rising Sun always empower Sseth

    • @arachnoid2569
      @arachnoid2569 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ong

  • @mastershakes
    @mastershakes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    i have literally watched all of your videos more times than i can count. you're great at what you do seth-sama

  • @KandyWabbit
    @KandyWabbit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    11:10 is that a sheep in your party

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Why _isn't_ there one on _your_ party?!

  • @sanddry738
    @sanddry738 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I love how Sseth finds the most obscure games I would never find in my existence and break down so much about it. Thank you for another great video!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +249

    Sseth sounds like a divorced dad with 7 kids who dedicated his life to finding gems in gaming industry

  • @MerlinTheCommenter
    @MerlinTheCommenter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It’s literally a minute in and this man has broken my spirit with nonstop laughter! How does he even finish editing without laughing his butt off I’ll never know 😂

  • @ShadesApeDJansu
    @ShadesApeDJansu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    【Shades Finnish Pirates】Finally new video, Scandinavia needs you man and thx for the upload it was funny :P

  • @PerfectTangent
    @PerfectTangent 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    Your consistent ability to inconsistently pronounce the "th" letter combination in English is nothing less than marvelous.

    • @ManWhorse
      @ManWhorse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think he’s got a speech impediment

    • @DJDiarrhea
      @DJDiarrhea 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ManWhorse the english "th" is completely retarded and pronounced differently in nearly every context

    • @TheKicerK
      @TheKicerK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@ManWhorse a lot of languages dont have this sound at all and its difficult to learn to pronounce it if you didnt just grow up with it. I assume sseth is not native english speaker

    • @silentgreen201
      @silentgreen201 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@TheKicerKI’m like 90% sure he’s british

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      He's from Denmark or the Netherlands. Both languages are insane.

  • @CosmosProvider
    @CosmosProvider 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The only active content creator that never fails to entertain me with each new video regardless of the effort put into it and the man struggles to pay the bills while vacuous generic videogame channels are proliferating. I know the struggle myself but i will join the merchants guild as soon as i get a job that pays decently which should be soon.

  • @watchpug5225
    @watchpug5225 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Once again a Sseth upload pulling me from the brink in the nick of time, see you in a couple months when the void catches up to me again!

  • @shiboomi2249
    @shiboomi2249 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Setting your game in the wuxia / xianxia genres is a stroke of genius -- any combat balance issues can be dismissed as canon when there's precedent for characters exterminating each other using a single thought.

  • @pajmanjohnstone3766
    @pajmanjohnstone3766 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Truly the most cursed thumbnail Ive seen in a while. Liked, shared and saved!

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    Wooshoo bingo checklist:
    1. Clan names like Wudang, mount hua, ho, beggar sect, shoalin, Wu tang, N/S/E/W ice palace.
    2. Dantan.
    3. Internal energy.
    4. Cultivation.
    5. Petty reasons to kill fellow sentient creatures.
    6. Acupuncture.
    7. Pills.
    8. WTF is up with nicknames? IE heavenly demon, heavenly doctor...
    9. There is always a bigger fish, so now we gotta be like Goku and become a thirteenth level deity to even scratch their nail polish.
    10. BS artifacts that are either completely useless or house your ancestors.

    • @Haru-spicy
      @Haru-spicy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      11. eating poop to gain powers

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      it really is the perfect genre

    • @Leathal
      @Leathal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      12. Courting Death!
      13. Arrogant Young Masters

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Its a wide world, and in this wide world, my toilet sponge is a tesseract.

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      14: small inanimate object that you can fly with like that one dude in Dragon Ball

  • @maymayman0
    @maymayman0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Your medication evolution is really something, from Adderall to Lexapro, keep it up, I'm looking forward to your Estradiol arc!!!!

    • @Ohio.Gozaimasu
      @Ohio.Gozaimasu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope I'll live to see the day this whole gender dysphoria insanity is over. I think it has reached its peak and it can only get better now.

  • @tomto8748
    @tomto8748 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As a typical slav I had to consume copious amount of [fun beverage] on Friday night. In my enlightened state I decided to show my work friend some of sseth's creations. After I saw " new video by ssethtzentach" on my notification board I ran tears of joy. Now HR department wants to see me. Oh boy I'm thrilled to show then my favourite content!

  • @masonjohnson-q2p
    @masonjohnson-q2p 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Domain Expansion: Imacculate crack rock is the funniest fucking thing.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    Everyone is playing Palworld while Sseth is playing -CCPworld- Kungfuworld xD
    5:25 Sseth's highschool is wild 🤣🤣

    • @nicolaszenho
      @nicolaszenho 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      in my brazilian school we had something called "Chave ou Gaveta" or "Key or Drawer" basically, someone would randomly come up to you and ask you Key or Drawer, and you had to pick one.
      If you picked key, they would grab your nipple through your shirt and twist it as hard as they could, if you picked drawer, they would grab your nipple and pull it as hard as they could.
      I live in ever fear of someone asking me that again.

    • @robincray116
      @robincray116 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was what people did in that era. In my school locker room the trick was frosties. Basically spray concentrated amounts of body spray on a small spot on someone. Because its compressed air, it comes out really cold, so the objective is to try give someone a frost burn.

  • @johndoe4004
    @johndoe4004 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    bruh i cant, i cant spoil myself past watching around 5:50 i need to play this before i see more this looks awesome, always love sseth's vids

  • @Arallos
    @Arallos 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Lobotomy Kaisen has truly spread to every corner of the internet

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    “The bed is for me and the monkey.” 😂😂😂

  • @Touhitsu
    @Touhitsu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i just love your videos. life is good at this moment, thank you

  • @Blackhart-7
    @Blackhart-7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Never thought I'd see Kung Fu Sims, but here we are... I love it!
    I hope you enjoyed your vacation Sseth, thank you for your hard work o7

  • @almogfadida487
    @almogfadida487 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    2:10 I swear its like Sseth doesn't find money , money finds Sseth

  • @DeadCountry
    @DeadCountry 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    My body has been waiting! Now the year can begin finally

  • @YulianaTV-m5k
    @YulianaTV-m5k 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    From Ritalin to Lexapro. Good luck getting out of that hole, Sseth. It's been eating away at me for 8 years.

    • @Terenfear
      @Terenfear 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Take care man, take care.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You're in my thoughts. Best wishes to you.

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Amitabha. Patience, junior. Not even gemstones can withstand the passage of time. All things will come to pass. Amitabha

    • @UpperNileGuy
      @UpperNileGuy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There are many paths to the grand Dao

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Leave it to Sseth to find a way to rig the market in every game he ever plays, even if there isn't one.

  • @ruyijingubang582
    @ruyijingubang582 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    He keeps finding games so deranged in their gameplay options, it's almost like they're tailor made for him

    • @Chubbajawa
      @Chubbajawa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      This guys SEEKS these games and has a bunch of "merchants" send him in the right direction.

  • @DiabloDude
    @DiabloDude 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    We are saved by His presence once again, rejoice and feast upon His content!

  • @hoddlgunther259
    @hoddlgunther259 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Thanks, I needed this! Hope you are getting better! I highly treasure your content!

  • @politicalpolarbear
    @politicalpolarbear 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Chintegrate has to be one of the greatest words of 2024 so far.

  • @Orimthekeyacolite
    @Orimthekeyacolite 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ssetz videos are so rare, I have exactly the right amount of time to forget how friggin hilarious he is

  • @Shadow7889
    @Shadow7889 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Had a banger of a day at work, and to top it off sseth has dropped yet another banger as well.

  • @ServusVelux
    @ServusVelux 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "Implanted it with a love parasite." Is a wild line

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Bandit-monkey pipeline is beaten by the doctor's kneecap-hospital pipeline.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "You don't wait to get rich you create demand for yourself" )

    • @joshuaanderson1712
      @joshuaanderson1712 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ImperativeGames All he had to do was sleep with her and it wouldn't have happened, really what else was she to do at that point?

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's basically a less subtle version of what the healthcare industry is doing in real life.
      After all, why cure people when you can keep them not-dead-but-not-cured instead, and keep making more money that way.

  • @YogiePrime
    @YogiePrime 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    So happy to see another video of you and your shenanigans! I discovered your channel only recently (through HoMM) and I’ve been loving all your content ever since 😁

  • @roscuro9838
    @roscuro9838 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is the second video in a row where the night before I felt that it was time for a new Sseth video, and then the it happens. I don't know why this is.

    • @worldcure7883
      @worldcure7883 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's remote viewing you right now be careful.

  • @foller2electricboogaloo575
    @foller2electricboogaloo575 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The thumbnail alone fullfilled my daily depression needs, Thanks Sseth!

  • @phuongnguyen-hb4wj
    @phuongnguyen-hb4wj 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    0:00 domain expansion
    Me: wait a minute, this is a Sseth review but wheres the hey hey people catchphrase??
    *Check again*
    Also me: holy shit