I like the guy telling people to stop testing while standing in front of a sign that says “early treatment saves lives”. How do you get early treatment if you don’t test to see if you have it?
@@priapulida so hypothetically… let’s say you had a fever and cough and you think it’s just have a cold or flu so you don’t get tested. Now a few days go bye and you get worse so now you get tested and it’s Covid. But it’s too late for those early treatments to be effective on you. What are you going to do then Einstein?
@@jonathanroark7114 But that's working under the assumption that you know you have covid, which you can't know without testing. If a person comes into the hospital because they are sick and have a fever, there is a wide range of illnesses they could have. Testing helps to exclude, narrow-down, or determine what someone has so that they can be properly treated. Bacterial vs viral illness have very different treatments for example. Just as an example, if someone has pneumonia, that can be caused by both bacteria and viruses, so it's important to know which it is. If it's a virus, which is it? If it's bacteria, is it gram positive/negative? Is it an anaerobe/aerobe? etc, etc. You can't say that we're only talking about covid, because a person who is suddenly feeling ill doesn't know with certainty that covid is the thing they are sick with. That's the whole point of testing them. Once they know it's covid, then they can get the proper treatment.
This just in: The Florida surgeon general has recommended that we pull the batteries out of all carbon monoxide detectors because he feels we should work to unwind the testing psychology centered around determining if the air we breath contains deadly levels of carbon monoxide.
Isn't it funny that more deaths for COVID happened under Biden than Trump, despite the fact Biden has 3 vaccines whereas Trump had none? It's proof positive that Biden is not the new FDR. He just the next FKR.
@@rodneyboehner3007 Isn't it funny that more US Troops died under Obama than Bush, despite the fact Obama didn't start the War, Bush did? Presidents inherit crisis dude, get over yourself. Biden has to deal with overcoming the Pandemic but Trump let the damn thing happen, and then had the gall to call it a Hoax as it started killing.
@@MikMoen Isn't it also funny that Bush only got us in 2 endless wars in the Middle East which Obama promptly turned into 7 endless wars (Iraq, Syria, Libya, Yemen, Afghanistan, Somalia, Pakistan) destabilizing the entire region? And Bush only had to deal with al Qaeda, while Obama created 3 more terrorists groups, including ISIS. That might explain why Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, because escalating 2 isolated conflicts 7 endless wars while calling ISIS a JV terrorist organization is what the Nobel Peace Prize is all about. Yeah, keep blaming Trump for a pandemic bioweapon that China leaked out to the world that was developed with gain-of-function research from Fauci under Obama. (See th-cam.com/video/sSfejgwbDQ8/w-d-xo.html ).
@@rodneyboehner3007 There is so much lies and missinformation in your comments that I even don't know where to start! Just so much: ISIS was created under Bush by ex Sadam m7litary the Bush admin fired, and all those conflicts escaleted even more under Trump, but no one talked about it because all those gazillions of Trump scandals overshadowed it.
So this is where the fools go for a chance to make themselves feel good. The problem is that Florida is the best at everything covid related. Its why Pelosi is moving there, and where democrat elites run to get away from the mandates and masks they impose on their citizens, and nazi covid passport people who make kids eat outside at school in the cold. And want no voter ID but have to show proof of vaccination to go to a restaurant. Wow the incredibly stupid must love this shit.
@@qantj Why did democrat governors try to hide their numbers and in doing so they put covid positive people in nursing homes that killed what, 30000 patients in seven states? Its never been proven that anything was done intentionally about the numbers, except the word of a fired employee who is blatantly unreliable.
Steve, Jon & the entire Late Show crew, thank you! Your monologues are the best. Keep shining the light on the craziness happening in our world and putting your unique and humorous spin on it to make it more bearable. Thanks for helping us laugh through our tears.
@@BERSERKERNA39 Actually, Ivan, the Orange Baby (#45) wanted to limit folks who were positive from disembarking from a cruse ship in Oakland, California (?) because the increase in cases "would make me look bad." I never followed the nursing home story, since it was across the country from me. At the same time he was limiting testing for the same reason: "Fewer tests, fewer cases."
That would be gaffe, not gaff. 'Gaff' is what drag queens do to their junk to make that area appear smooth. It's also a long-handled hook used to drag fish out of water, a part of a sailing ship's mast, a spur attached to a fighting cock or a tool for linesmen to climb poles. It can also be a swindle.
I was raised in Florida but was forced to leave because I was thinking too much. Moved to Texas and the same thing happened. I now live in New Mexico. No problem.
Found out last night that both my parents, who live in Florida, caught COVID. My pops was tested positive, but my mom never ended up getting tested, though she clearly has it, because she doesn't want to wait 6 hours in line to find out what she already knows. So, she won't even be counted. How many other positive cases are like this in Florida? How big is the problem really? Thankfully, both my folks are boosted, so they are only getting a mild or moderate case.
Like Brian Tyler Cohen pointed out, when the Florida Surgeon General was talking about getting rid of testing, the sign in front of his podium says "Early Treatment Saves Lives".
Treating Covid paients without knowing if they are Covid patiens doesn't seem logic. Then again, we are talking about Florida. The laws of the universe do not apply there, it seems.
I wish Stephen would talk about the build back better bill and the corporate corruption of democrats and Republicans. It's like the media acts like it's some big secret when we all know.
I've never understood why fundies don't do exactly that. They claim prayer works, they challenge any medical fact that doesn't suit their agenda, but when they keel over it's straight to hospital. It almost makes me question their sincerity.
@@realhorrorshow8547 Yep, and what do those hand-waving faith healers have against amputees? They can 'cure' gout and vague abdominal pains, and even claim to "cure cancer". So long as it's invisible, they are right on it. But their god never re-grows a veteran's missing arm or leg. What's up with that, I wonder...
Wellll he does have a speech disability that he overcame with training for a stutter. It takes me about a month to remember with year to put on a cheque or invoice😜
@@jasonolson3133 Please read the other response to Rational_Minds's quote, the response by Kassandra Kairos. Or just read George Orwell's book, titled "1984".
And they tell us that two plus two could be four, possibly five, maybe six, and we laugh when Colbert tells us to do this....the meth and opioid epidemic is not funny, so why are you all laughing??
@@ashb4904 Lol! Colbert ain't the one telling you that reducing testing means reducing the number of cases, Ash; that's like telling you your car will never run low on oil if you just deactivate your dashboard warning light! Or that vaccines are just expensive, untested pharmaceutical cash grabs that are unnecessary because the more expensive, less tested treatments they also produce exist! I swear, it's easier to follow my 3 y.o. nephew's rambling stories than these professionally obstructive talking heads' "reasoning" ...
@@roganf4013 yeah but he is giving you your two minutes hate and your happily throwing things at the telescreen even though it's an illogicall and hateful thing to do, if you understand my metaphor...
I go to the university of Florida and it’s honestly insane that we’re still having in person classes. Some of my lecture classes don’t even have a zoom option. Like why is it necessary that we all be in the same room to get lectured at during a pandemic?
Have you read that Portland and other progressive places have banned the grading system because of racism?.. you people are living with your heads way up your butts.
There's 2 main issues with that question Ron. 1: the immune system is far from perfect. 2: most vaccines USE the immune system to work so getting one IS trusting the immune system.
@@Bookwright Exactly, It's basically just early warning "Watch out for this" because your Immune system can't put scouts out. Which is why people like Johnson treating it like something so different and scary is so stupid.
A few months back, someone I know used the same argument as Johnson, saying that "god gave us" our immune system and "we should only use what god gave us." So I asked them if god gave them a PC, because they sure did use it a lot. And that's when they blocked me 🤣 As the Kurgan said in the movie Highlander, "Nuns. No sense of humor!" 😁
Nice to see that Florida still subscribes to the "If I bury my head in the sand then I am not in danger" method for their public health and safety protocols.
Pbbbtttttt …… cuomo ordered Covid positive patients into critical care homes.. over ten thousand died…. He then covered it up…. Truth. Florida is the best run state in the union. Full stop.
@@gutspipola8886 Best run state because nobody actually admits bad things happen. Not testing doesn't mean they don't have covid, they just don't know it. Last I checked that was only really acceptable thinking for babies playing peekaboo
@@gutspipola8886 not gonna trust the word of someone who says that JFK will rise from the grave and return to the site of his assassination to join the opposing team, chief.
Fantastic monologue. Maybe I am just sleep deprived, but the Super Doody made me laugh way too hard. And I love Carl, such a responsible gator. So many Floridians could learn from him.
@@priapulida lol, an anti-vaccine extremist / COVID misinformation spreader calls TH-cam extremist when it takes reasonable measures to curb the politicizing of important public health policies on their PRIVATE platform. Move along troll, you have nothing meaningful to add to this conversation 😑
by Johnson's logic we don't need doctors at all. our immune system saves us from every threat to our health out there. how someone saying rubbish like that gets elected as senator is beyond me
Never wear shoes! If the almighty wanted us to wear shoes - we would be born with them. Shoes are unnatural. Also - i read that Stalin wore shoes. Shoes makes you a communist!
Joe Biden, “I’m not going to mandate vaccine’s”, “I’m not going to shut down oil pipeline’s”which will cause oil prices to rise.”I’m going to pay off your student loans”.” I’m going to create jobs with the green new deal”. “I have a plan to stop Covid-19”, even though more people have died under Biden than Trump during this plandemic. Should I continue?
I hate Desantes, but he is right about this issue. Stop believing the Pfearmongering. Be free. Omicron signifies the end of this pandemic. Protect yourself with leaky vaccines if you must. I am staying away from that untested emergency use poison.
@@wewillwin24 Yes. But they are less likely to do so, and less likely to spread it among hospital staff since they are nearly 20 times less likely to wind up in a hospital.
@@wewillwin24 - Yes, the vaccinated can catch and spread covid. Just at much lower levels while suffering much fewer symptoms with a shorter window for contagion. There has never been a 100% vaccine. And no vaccinated person has ever been incapable of being infected. Vaccines or natural immunity from a prior infection are not body condoms that the viruses just bounce off of. Seat belts and helmets don't prevent wrecks. They raise your chances of walking away from the wreck.
@@missybarbour6885 I’m originally from Ohio, but spent some time in Aus a few years ago and picked up a few habits there. Honestly though, more than half the time I feel like Florida may as well be a different country and “I like being near the ocean” is the nicest thing I have left to say about it
where i went to college there was a school called uni because it was associated with the university, but it was a high school, so it was so strange hearing at a party if someone "went to uni" it was just where they went to high school and not college :D i wonder if other towns had similar setups
I'd be honored if some Colbert fans who appreciate 80s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performances of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael in tribute to 2 of the greatest vocalist-songwriters of all time. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and stay safe in '022.
@@gamepapa1211 it’s even funnier when you recall that Dumpy made fun Joe for wearing a mask during a debate, then got COVID, then asked Christy not to tell the public that his White House was the cesspool, and is now fully vaccinated 😝 So funny
He ought to lose his license & these POWER HUNGRY repugs who want to destry their own country & it's citizens ought to be sued then indicted for MURDER!!! YEAH, I'M TALKING ABOUT deathsantis, abbott, noem, ron johnson t...p etc. MURDERERS because they think this is a winning stradegy to get into political office, MURDER YOUR OWN VOTERS!!! What a DUMB , EVIL IDEA!!
Apparently (at least for the most part) they are, much to our detriment...ever story has is origin in truth and this is something we all need to consider before casting judgments on others
When I worked in Northern Virginia and lived in Petersburg, that stretch of 95 was awful. If you peed at the Northern exit of that section, and drank very little, and if there were no crashes or breakdowns, travel time was exactly on bladder-full. Any delay and you started looking for empty bottles or Big-Gulp cups on the back seat floor. The snow is just the next circle of hell lower.
being stuck for 27 hours there really is no alternative than peeing/pooping outside the car. at least men have it easier peeing but it's even worse for women.
@@priapulida unwinding... would mean not supporting availability....I imagine... unless of course you are rich enough to secure your own supply..as of course all Death Santis' buddies will do...
I lived in Florida for 10 years back in the late 80s early 90s. It was one of the best places to live back then. But now it is a sad sad state. Now when I see a news story that starts “a florida man (or woman)…”. I automatically think “Oh, what crazy $#it happened in Florida now? “.
Except pregnancy tests actually test for pregnancy... PCR test never were meant to be diagnostic tests. The creator has explained this to no end, the boxes state it, its been around for years and never used to diagnose anything... until "covid19' Try an argument that doesnt make you look completely stupid and brainwashed. Read.
@@paulsmith8510 what are you talking about? PCR is same technology police use to catch people.. “diagnostic” well no it’s not a diagnostic procedure, because it doesn’t diagnose. It finds evidence of infection.
He's just licking Trump's mushroom. If you recall, Trump said exactly the same thing way back in the beginning because he thought Covid cases would interfere with his re-election.
Hey I just realized... no coroner declaring you are dead means you are immortal! Ponce de Leon wasted his time trying to find the fountain of youth when it was really so simple.
Less testing means less information. Exactly what DeathSanta wants. If ignorance is bliss, he must feel wonderful. How in the hell do other people get drawn into this insanity?
Over a million new cases in one day. In a country with about 332 million people? So at that rate, by the end of the month, over 10% of the population? Frightening.
@C K , Follow the numbers. Approximately 1000 deaths per day x 30=30k x 3 months, another 100k dead souls. People don't want to learn. Masks, distancing, hand washing, & vaccines, they work. Oh, all the long-haulers, YEARS of drain on the health systems. But they want their FREEDUMB. It's all so tragic. Stay safe. v
Vaccines do very little as we now see, as everyone is catching Omicron. Omicron is contagious but weak, this pandemic is over once Delta has completely left the stage. Look at the data and the science and stop being afraid. Get sick. Get immune. The disease is described as a common cold. Stop blaming this virus on each other. This is not a right vs left thing. Sadly about this issue Ronny has the right idea. But the zealousness of the left to get everyone vaccinated, while hiding and censoring the risks involved I can never accept. So many rights sacrificed in the process. Even ones that the left advocates for with vigor, such as the right what happens to our bodies is now under threat. As a lefty a police state scares the fck out of me. Much more then numbnut racist right wingers.
Stephen, please note that students and parents are not the only ones affected by the outbreaks in schools resulting in switching to virtual learning; so are educators. We are also frequently given only hours’ notice to pivot entire curricula to virtual, often with little support from our school districts, and after having, at best, risked our health every day in those same schools or, for tens of thousands, after contracting covid from work. Many educators also have children who they are having trouble caring for because they have had to isolate from their own children to avoid giving them the Covid that they caught from the children they work with.
Not to sound like a meanie, but you are just desribing most jobs during covid times. Many people contracted covid at work. Many people couldn't work from home like teachers during the first lockdowns could. Many people had to learn new things and techniques to deal with covid at work. And other people have children as well and can't watch after them at home like a teacher who does online teaching can. At least in Germany, teachers had it pretty cozy so far, especially compared to "necessary workers" in the health, food and manufacturing industries.
”Honey, look! The neighbors house is on fire.” ”Relax. That's two houses down. Warn me when next doors roof is on fire. Wait. You know what? Just close the curtains. Problem solved.”
That Florida SG needs to be investigated by the American Board of Medical Specialties and stripped because “First, do no harm,” was lost on his sellout ass 👌🏽
@@lenawagenfuehr53 ...staring into the abyss...remembering with growing anxiety and depression at all the past interviews of Biden smelling little girls hair and fumbling to form words....then looking at the insane sh_tshow of a literal fascist across the aisle.... .... .... .... dear god, it's all so...so f_cked
Breaking News: Florida's Department of Health has just announced that if you don't take a pregnancy test, you can't be pregnant. Back to our top story, the open town council seat was won by a palmetto bug in a special election...
I'm a Floridian. This state has lost it's mind ever since gov Scott took over and now, even worse, Desantis!!! So don't blame Florida but blame GOP Idiocracy!!! LOVE LSSC and thanks
So will Australia apparently. We are all really upset, angry, and scared. After all this time, having almost eradicated it locally, they're just....letting it in now and not requiring isolation or testing. Now cases have skyrocketed and the vulnerable are dying alone.
I don't think it's right for a government to mandate itself out of a pandemic. What happens when you have an individual who has an adverse reaction to the Vax? Do they not get to participate in society? Detaining someone against their will in the name of public safety sounds like ot should be illegal. At what number of covid cases do Aussies get their rights back?
@@jakebaker4855 The thing is though a good majority of the unvaccinated aren't refusing for fear of adverse reaction. People scramble to use whatever excuse they can use just to avoid the shots. The truth is if every person that can safely get the vaccine got the vaccine we would be at a point where those who medically could not would be able to live safely without it
B.1.640.2 was discovered in a traveler returning from Cameroon and has even more mutations than Omicron. And a first "Flurona" case has occurred in Israel.
How brainwashed are you in Australia that you would ever believe you can eradicate a global virus? The stupidity of it all has broken my faith in politicians and many citizens. Get your jab and get on with life for God sake
Does Ron Johnson walk everywhere? God gave us these incredible things called "feet" so who are we to think we can create anything better, like cars, or planes, or shoes?
Of course, if Johnson were to come down with COVID, he wouldn’t be riding it out at home with only his God-given immune system. He’d be working all of his connections to beg for Paxlovid or Regeneron or whatever these so-called “arrogant God-denying” scientists came up with now.
Tbf that's just in line with the line of thinking promoted by Christianity throughout history; something new?, not in my church! When the fork was invented or at least started to get common the Church threw a hissy fit that God had already given us 5 natural forks on each hand, our fingers, but people enjoyed not getting their hands greasy too much to care, also for the rich folk it was further separation from the peasants who didn't care to spend that kind of money on cutlery. And that was still nothing compared to the tantrum they threw when the number zero (0) was brought over from India and revolutionized mathematics in Europe, because God's creation couldn't be reduced to nothing (and since it was the Muslim who brought it over I'm pretty sure racism also played a part there). Plenty of Christian scholars also complained that the invention of the printing press would make people stupid since they'd no longer have to practice their memory (and conveniently forgot to mention that churches had the highest amount of books than any other institution by then, nevermind private individuals). You don't see them mentioning these woopsies nowadays, do ya?
I like the guy telling people to stop testing while standing in front of a sign that says “early treatment saves lives”. How do you get early treatment if you don’t test to see if you have it?
@@jonathanroark7114 Knowing that you're sick and know what you're sick with are two different things. Treatments vary by diseases/illnesses.
So now, they're going to discourage annual checkups? I can hear insurance companies howl already...
@@priapulida so hypothetically… let’s say you had a fever and cough and you think it’s just have a cold or flu so you don’t get tested. Now a few days go bye and you get worse so now you get tested and it’s Covid. But it’s too late for those early treatments to be effective on you. What are you going to do then Einstein?
@@jonathanroark7114 But that's working under the assumption that you know you have covid, which you can't know without testing.
If a person comes into the hospital because they are sick and have a fever, there is a wide range of illnesses they could have. Testing helps to exclude, narrow-down, or determine what someone has so that they can be properly treated.
Bacterial vs viral illness have very different treatments for example. Just as an example, if someone has pneumonia, that can be caused by both bacteria and viruses, so it's important to know which it is.
If it's a virus, which is it? If it's bacteria, is it gram positive/negative? Is it an anaerobe/aerobe? etc, etc.
You can't say that we're only talking about covid, because a person who is suddenly feeling ill doesn't know with certainty that covid is the thing they are sick with. That's the whole point of testing them. Once they know it's covid, then they can get the proper treatment.
In your dreams, by a witch doctor in Florida?
You too can be a licensed medical doctor in Florida without taking a test, maybe even their surgeon general.
It is finally my time to shine. I need 100 CCs of bleach, stat!
@@kingjamos2422 lol
This just in: The Florida surgeon general has recommended that we pull the batteries out of all carbon monoxide detectors because he feels we should work to unwind the testing psychology centered around determining if the air we breath contains deadly levels of carbon monoxide.
Good one! 😂
Isn't it funny that more deaths for COVID happened under Biden than Trump, despite the fact Biden has 3 vaccines whereas Trump had none? It's proof positive that Biden is not the new FDR. He just the next FKR.
@@rodneyboehner3007 Isn't it funny that more US Troops died under Obama than Bush, despite the fact Obama didn't start the War, Bush did? Presidents inherit crisis dude, get over yourself. Biden has to deal with overcoming the Pandemic but Trump let the damn thing happen, and then had the gall to call it a Hoax as it started killing.
@@MikMoen Isn't it also funny that Bush only got us in 2 endless wars in the Middle East which Obama promptly turned into 7 endless wars (Iraq, Syria, Libya, Yemen, Afghanistan, Somalia, Pakistan) destabilizing the entire region?
And Bush only had to deal with al Qaeda, while Obama created 3 more terrorists groups, including ISIS. That might explain why Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, because escalating 2 isolated conflicts 7 endless wars while calling ISIS a JV terrorist organization is what the Nobel Peace Prize is all about.
Yeah, keep blaming Trump for a pandemic bioweapon that China leaked out to the world that was developed with gain-of-function research from Fauci under Obama. (See th-cam.com/video/sSfejgwbDQ8/w-d-xo.html ).
@@rodneyboehner3007 There is so much lies and missinformation in your comments that I even don't know where to start! Just so much: ISIS was created under Bush by ex Sadam m7litary the Bush admin fired, and all those conflicts escaleted even more under Trump, but no one talked about it because all those gazillions of Trump scandals overshadowed it.
"We're going to be stupid and see if that helps."
-Florida
"If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?" - Will Rogers
So this is where the fools go for a chance to make themselves feel good. The problem is that Florida is the best at everything covid related. Its why Pelosi is moving there, and where democrat elites run to get away from the mandates and masks they impose on their citizens, and nazi covid passport people who make kids eat outside at school in the cold. And want no voter ID but have to show proof of vaccination to go to a restaurant. Wow the incredibly stupid must love this shit.
@@55points If Florida is doing so well why did they get caught trying to manipulate and alter their covid data to make them not look as bad?
@@qantj Why did democrat governors try to hide their numbers and in doing so they put covid positive people in nursing homes that killed what, 30000 patients in seven states? Its never been proven that anything was done intentionally about the numbers, except the word of a fired employee who is blatantly unreliable.
@@55points Nice "whataboutisim" play there, your strategy working without a hitch relies on them not noticing that, let's see what happens.
Steve, Jon & the entire Late Show crew, thank you! Your monologues are the best. Keep shining the light on the craziness happening in our world and putting your unique and humorous spin on it to make it more bearable. Thanks for helping us laugh through our tears.
I absolutely love to watch Stephen take no prisoners. He's done. Not messing around anymore. This is fantastic writing!
Always right on top of their game! :)
@@TwiPrime haha
I recall when the former prexy wanted to reduce testing so his numbers would look better.
Your talking about New York and Deblasio hiding covid deaths. You know, the deaths from putting covid positive patients in nursing homes.
@@BERSERKERNA39 Nice little "whataboutism" attack. Too bad you're talking about the wrong Democrat.
@@BERSERKERNA39 Actually, Ivan, the Orange Baby (#45) wanted to limit folks who were positive from disembarking from a cruse ship in Oakland, California (?) because the increase in cases "would make me look bad." I never followed the nursing home story, since it was across the country from me. At the same time he was limiting testing for the same reason: "Fewer tests, fewer cases."
Jon's look of shock on the 2020 gaff made me spit my tea out, hilarious 😂
That would be gaffe, not gaff. 'Gaff' is what drag queens do to their junk to make that area appear smooth. It's also a long-handled hook used to drag fish out of water, a part of a sailing ship's mast, a spur attached to a fighting cock or a tool for linesmen to climb poles. It can also be a swindle.
Almost made me spill my coffee 🤣🤣🤣
@@krejados1 Wait... it's what a drag queen attaches to their fighting cock? Or did I misread that?.. 😳
@@21dazzer Yeah, there's a misread, somewhere in there. Made for a hella funny visual, though. Cheers!
It wasn't a gaffe. It's mental decline. The man is not competent.
I was raised in Florida but was forced to leave because I was thinking too much. Moved to Texas and the same thing happened. I now live in New Mexico. No problem.
It wasn't them, it was you
@@jerryarnold7149 that's stupid
Who did New Mexico vote for in 2020?
it took watching it three times before I realised Biden said the wrong year because years stopped mattering in 2020
Lol me too….I couldn’t figure out what Stephen was joking about 😂
It’s 2020.2 basically. It’s one long 2020.
Now I'm thinking of the shari Lewis song "This is the song that never ends" only substituting "This is the year that never ends"
@@jacquelinecallejas1390 she has a son?!
As far as I'm concerned it is still March 2020. Just one long, endless month going on forever...
If the last few years are any indication and if laughter is the best medicine, then I prescribe myself Stephen throughout 2022.
Same!
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Hope they don't shutdown NYC...hate to see Colbert without an audience....he was never funny during that entire shutdown!
2020.
Yes! And he and SNL and Bill Maher and Seth Meyers should be prohibited from taking breaks!
Found out last night that both my parents, who live in Florida, caught COVID. My pops was tested positive, but my mom never ended up getting tested, though she clearly has it, because she doesn't want to wait 6 hours in line to find out what she already knows. So, she won't even be counted. How many other positive cases are like this in Florida? How big is the problem really? Thankfully, both my folks are boosted, so they are only getting a mild or moderate case.
And what about all the at-home positive tests? None of those are in the official counts.
@Alpha Momentum Tell that to my friend who's father is dead.
oh my gosh, it sounds like the line itself might kill people.. :-( there'd better be enough chairs at least
That is worrying. Glad to hear your parents only have mild or moderate cases; hope they're better soon!
@Alpha Momentum There is where the problem lies. You Stupidly believe in TH-cam videos of a random guy doing something stupid.
Like Brian Tyler Cohen pointed out, when the Florida Surgeon General was talking about getting rid of testing, the sign in front of his podium says "Early Treatment Saves Lives".
....of Republican voters only!
is written on the back side!
Treating Covid paients without knowing if they are Covid patiens doesn't seem logic. Then again, we are talking about Florida. The laws of the universe do not apply there, it seems.
THIS!!!
I wish Stephen would talk about the build back better bill and the corporate corruption of democrats and Republicans. It's like the media acts like it's some big secret when we all know.
@@tobiramasenju6290💯
Ron Johnson's dumb question is just as true for all medical treatments: "Why splint your badly broken leg, just let god fix it".
Give it to God. (Refrain from treatment and He WILL take that leg...)
I've never understood why fundies don't do exactly that. They claim prayer works, they challenge any medical fact that doesn't suit their agenda, but when they keel over it's straight to hospital. It almost makes me question their sincerity.
@@realhorrorshow8547 Yep, and what do those hand-waving faith healers have against amputees? They can 'cure' gout and vague abdominal pains, and even claim to "cure cancer". So long as it's invisible, they are right on it. But their god never re-grows a veteran's missing arm or leg. What's up with that, I wonder...
Ron on and on
It's almost like there are no gods...
6:54 Those hops, those chords 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Stephen Colbert and Jon Batiste 😁
Gotta love it.....The expression on Jon Batiste's face after President Biden's gaff was priceless!🤣
Right?!? 😆😆😆
lol, that was good. T'is the season to say and write the wrong date though
😂😂😂
Wellll he does have a speech disability that he overcame with training for a stutter. It takes me about a month to remember with year to put on a cheque or invoice😜
@@Nevertoleave 👍🏻 great answer!
“War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength”
~George Orwell, 1984
Wrong
@@jasonolson3133 Please read the other response to Rational_Minds's quote, the response by Kassandra Kairos. Or just read George Orwell's book, titled "1984".
And they tell us that two plus two could be four, possibly five, maybe six, and we laugh when Colbert tells us to do this....the meth and opioid epidemic is not funny, so why are you all laughing??
@@ashb4904 Lol! Colbert ain't the one telling you that reducing testing means reducing the number of cases, Ash; that's like telling you your car will never run low on oil if you just deactivate your dashboard warning light!
Or that vaccines are just expensive, untested pharmaceutical cash grabs that are unnecessary because the more expensive, less tested treatments they also produce exist!
I swear, it's easier to follow my 3 y.o. nephew's rambling stories than these professionally obstructive talking heads' "reasoning" ...
@@roganf4013 yeah but he is giving you your two minutes hate and your happily throwing things at the telescreen even though it's an illogicall and hateful thing to do, if you understand my metaphor...
I go to the university of Florida and it’s honestly insane that we’re still having in person classes. Some of my lecture classes don’t even have a zoom option. Like why is it necessary that we all be in the same room to get lectured at during a pandemic?
@@Lilith218 tell that to my school. I think I'm actually paying MORE by being fully online.
Bc YALL elected DeSantis- no other reason; It surely ISN'T because anyone believes or follows SCIENCE.
I hope you survive.
The perfect description of Florida- the opposite of schools. Oh how we've missed you Stephen!!!!!!
I thought Australia was upside down…
@@jokelethkurueisner9229 yeah but it doesn't feel that way when you're in Australia.
@@jokelethkurueisner9229 Australia might be upside down, but their logic is a lot more right side up when compared to Florida.
Have you read that Portland and other progressive places have banned the grading system because of racism?.. you people are living with your heads way up your butts.
@@gamepapa1211 uh huh.. just get on the bus to the covid camp pleb.
"Why do we doubt the human immune system?" Asks Ron Johnson.
Shall I list all 800,000 reasons in the US?
828,000 reasons as of today. Actually that's a lowball estimate...the real number of reasons is probably significantly higher than that even.
There's 2 main issues with that question Ron.
1: the immune system is far from perfect.
2: most vaccines USE the immune system to work so getting one IS trusting the immune system.
Vaccination is you puttning your immune system through bootcamp.
@@silverwolf2676 3: Didn't the same god who created the immune system also create the viruses and bacteria that evade it?
@@Bookwright Exactly, It's basically just early warning
"Watch out for this" because your Immune system can't put scouts out.
Which is why people like Johnson treating it like something so different and scary is so stupid.
A few months back, someone I know used the same argument as Johnson, saying that "god gave us" our immune system and "we should only use what god gave us." So I asked them if god gave them a PC, because they sure did use it a lot. And that's when they blocked me 🤣
As the Kurgan said in the movie Highlander, "Nuns. No sense of humor!" 😁
Nice to see that Florida still subscribes to the "If I bury my head in the sand then I am not in danger" method for their public health and safety protocols.
They have a lot of sand, not much else. 😅
I dunno. If you are too busy breathing in the sand, where is the room for Covid. ;)
Don’t look up
@@kingjamos2422 Now thats solid science
@@dinoflagella4185 YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!
I’m a Floridian and I’m vaccinated and boosted. I’m only proud to admit the last two things.
Stay strong, my friend. Fight the (dumb) power!
@@gamepapa1211 yo I’m trying.
Every country needs it's strange cousin that's the life of the party!
Never be ashamed of where you're from my friend.
So u kno Florida has no tests cuz brandon wont get them til 2024?
Jon’s facial expressions are priceless- more more more! Please 🙏
"Early treatment saves lives, just don't get tested so we can't treat it early."
I feel like "If you can't fix it, hide it." should be Florida's state motto.
Pbbbtttttt …… cuomo ordered Covid positive patients into critical care homes.. over ten thousand died…. He then covered it up…. Truth. Florida is the best run state in the union. Full stop.
@@gutspipola8886 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@gutspipola8886 Best run state because nobody actually admits bad things happen. Not testing doesn't mean they don't have covid, they just don't know it. Last I checked that was only really acceptable thinking for babies playing peekaboo
@@gutspipola8886 not gonna trust the word of someone who says that JFK will rise from the grave and return to the site of his assassination to join the opposing team, chief.
@@gutspipola8886 when you have no defense, deflect.
Fantastic monologue. Maybe I am just sleep deprived, but the Super Doody made me laugh way too hard. And I love Carl, such a responsible gator. So many Floridians could learn from him.
Dangerous that a person who qualified in medicine now behaves like a quack way to go Florida. The rich get richer, the poor just die
Dr. Voodoo at it's best...
The crazy go to Florida.
@@priapulida total bs. Florida’s cases are double that of California because they don’t wear masks or get vaccinated. This is not like the flu.
@@priapulida lol, an anti-vaccine extremist / COVID misinformation spreader calls TH-cam extremist when it takes reasonable measures to curb the politicizing of important public health policies on their PRIVATE platform. Move along troll, you have nothing meaningful to add to this conversation 😑
@@priapulida you keep repeating the same nonsense TROLL - SHOO!
testing less was also how they try to solve the education issues in florida.
Have you read about Portland lately.. you know a place you people run... That's what they did. Because, racism.
Problem is the only teach what is on those test. It's up to the parents to teach everything else.
I grew up in that cesspool of a state and can vouch for this.
@@wewillwin24 you sound traded, bro. Because, bleach.
Testing less is likely better for education, to be clear
Not testing as much as possible is like telling the 911 operator not to answer the phone and then claiming there are no emergencies!
By Ron Johnson’s logic, we shouldn’t wear coats because our bodies keep warm on their own
God is good and He loves us...which is why no one has ever frozen to death.
And we shouldn't even bathe because our sweat will wash away the grime.
by Johnson's logic we don't need doctors at all. our immune system saves us from every threat to our health out there. how someone saying rubbish like that gets elected as senator is beyond me
Imagine Ron braiding his pubic hair to make a warm wee kilt for his Johnson.
Never wear shoes! If the almighty wanted us to wear shoes - we would be born with them. Shoes are unnatural. Also - i read that Stalin wore shoes. Shoes makes you a communist!
That 'doctor' needs to have his license revoked. What a quack🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
President Trump: "Slow the testing down!"
Florida Republicans: No more testing.
And who says Republicans are not progressive enough.😓
Joe Biden, “I’m not going to mandate vaccine’s”, “I’m not going to shut down oil pipeline’s”which will cause oil prices to rise.”I’m going to pay off your student loans”.” I’m going to create jobs with the green new deal”. “I have a plan to stop Covid-19”, even though more people have died under Biden than Trump during this plandemic. Should I continue?
@@jamesb8028 American presidents are not God.
@Samurai 7 Big G to some.
@Samurai 7 Big or small, they've always got us UNDER THEIR THUMB. Trained to be obedient servants to the benefit of our owners.
I hate Desantes, but he is right about this issue. Stop believing the Pfearmongering. Be free. Omicron signifies the end of this pandemic.
Protect yourself with leaky vaccines if you must. I am staying away from that untested emergency use poison.
What you don’t know, you don’t know. Ignorance isn’t bliss it’s a poor choice.
Yep. Knowledge (neg. or poss.) is power.
It's okay, Billy. Grandpa moved to Florida. Nothing ever dies in Florida. The statistics say so.
If nobody checks his heartbeat, it means he is not dead.
Can the vaccinated catch an spread covid?
@@wewillwin24 Yes. But they are less likely to do so, and less likely to spread it among hospital staff since they are nearly 20 times less likely to wind up in a hospital.
@@wewillwin24 - Yes, the vaccinated can catch and spread covid. Just at much lower levels while suffering much fewer symptoms with a shorter window for contagion.
There has never been a 100% vaccine. And no vaccinated person has ever been incapable of being infected. Vaccines or natural immunity from a prior infection are not body condoms that the viruses just bounce off of.
Seat belts and helmets don't prevent wrecks. They raise your chances of walking away from the wreck.
@@47f0 why are majority of hospitalizations vaccinated? Why are you lying?
Whoever writes these jokes is amazing!!!
I watch these monologs with pleasure and get my news☺
As someone going to uni in Florida, this video earned its like on the “opposite of schools” joke 😂
"Uni" You international? And if so, why'd you pick Florida? lol
@@missybarbour6885 I’m originally from Ohio, but spent some time in Aus a few years ago and picked up a few habits there. Honestly though, more than half the time I feel like Florida may as well be a different country and “I like being near the ocean” is the nicest thing I have left to say about it
where i went to college there was a school called uni because it was associated with the university, but it was a high school, so it was so strange hearing at a party if someone "went to uni" it was just where they went to high school and not college :D i wonder if other towns had similar setups
Gotta love the look on Jon's face when Stephen turned towards him after the gaff said by President Biden. That was just priceless!!!!
I'd be honored if some Colbert fans who appreciate 80s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performances of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael in tribute to 2 of the greatest vocalist-songwriters of all time. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and stay safe in '022.
It's even funnier when you recall that Grampa Joe was sequestered in the basement during a good part of Covid's breakout in 2020.
Or maybe it's actually still 2020 and this has been the longest year ever! 😳😬
@@gamepapa1211 even more hilarious when you remember people saying Bernie Sanders is too old in 2016...
@@gamepapa1211 it’s even funnier when you recall that Dumpy made fun Joe for wearing a mask during a debate, then got COVID, then asked Christy not to tell the public that his White House was the cesspool, and is now fully vaccinated 😝
So funny
No cases with no testing is like no crime with no Investigations.
That doctor is violating his oath to "do no harm" if he supports less testing. What a sell out.
Not an md, got his degree online
He ought to lose his license & these POWER HUNGRY repugs who want to destry their own country & it's citizens ought to be sued then indicted for MURDER!!! YEAH, I'M TALKING ABOUT deathsantis, abbott, noem, ron johnson t...p etc. MURDERERS because they think this is a winning stradegy to get into political office, MURDER YOUR OWN VOTERS!!! What a DUMB , EVIL IDEA!!
Not only should joe lapado lose his medical license but he SHOULD BE HELD CRIMINALLY ACCOUNTABLE, along with deathsantis!!!
@@kittys.2870 And then his Florida medical license was fast tracked by DeathSantis. This non-doctor is bought and paid for...
@Florida Violets Wonder if DeathSantis has a "pee tape" on Dr. Lap-it-Up??
Being a doctor and believing in "demons and witches" should be mutually exclusive.
Why?
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke The short answer is: because such things are superstitious drivel on par with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny.
But what if you wanna be a witch doctor?
Apparently (at least for the most part) they are, much to our detriment...ever story has is origin in truth and this is something we all need to consider before casting judgments on others
Unless it's 1650.
Finally Florida gets it. Less test less cases, if you show no symptoms then charge 20 dollars for a test. WATCH CASES DROP LIKE A ROCK.
If laughter is the best medicine. Then Stephen is the best prescription!
Well, true.
Tommy Campbell is really a breath giggles too. He’s funny.
Cant wait till SNL comes back.
In Joes defense it feels like 2020 has been going on for 5 years.
I'm with you...the never ending nightmare
same suh it goes
it legit took me a minute to figure out that he said the wrong year because 2020 lasted Forever
Exactly lmao
Only 5? 2020 itself felt like at least a decade before 2021.
The fact these people exist in high positions is astounding.
When I worked in Northern Virginia and lived in Petersburg, that stretch of 95 was awful. If you peed at the Northern exit of that section, and drank very little, and if there were no crashes or breakdowns, travel time was exactly on bladder-full. Any delay and you started looking for empty bottles or Big-Gulp cups on the back seat floor. The snow is just the next circle of hell lower.
being stuck for 27 hours there really is no alternative than peeing/pooping outside the car. at least men have it easier peeing but it's even worse for women.
NOVA TO Newport News. Three hours or 12, just depends on the day even without snow 😂🤷🏾♀️
U R funny, thanks! 👍
Wow and I thought the Cross Bronx expressway was bad. Nothing like that happens on it.
Glad I don't live there!
The sane Floridians, many of us transplants or hybrids, thank you. We still dream of a state free from meth
I snorted my coffee at flerpes!!! 🤣🤣. Thanks for coming back Stephen!
Unwind the testing that we dont need anymore...while standing behind that " early treatment saves lives " ... yeah i'm so proud to be in Florida!!!
If you would have told me 10 years ago that I'd be ashamed to be a Floridian I would laugh in your face
The fact that he deliberately said "unwind" instead of "stop" is already shameful.
@@priapulida so how do you know that you have it...and get early treatment ..if you can't test for it?
Well, it's no surprise, they stopped reporting Covid deaths a long time ago. Apparently, everyone dying in Florida is dying of everything but Covid.
@@priapulida unwinding... would mean not supporting availability....I imagine... unless of course you are rich enough to secure your own supply..as of course all Death Santis' buddies will do...
"You cross the border, knowledge leaves." Every time I crossed back into Texas, I felt my IQ drop...
Every time I return to Texas, I feel like mine jumped by at least 30 points... by comparison.
GFYS
I lived in Florida for 10 years back in the late 80s early 90s. It was one of the best places to live back then. But now it is a sad sad state. Now when
I see a news story that starts “a florida man (or woman)…”. I automatically think “Oh, what crazy $#it happened in Florida now? “.
Do Florida drivers avoid collisions by not checking the road ahead too often?
Yes! And use of blinkers is optional as is two working headlights.
5th gen Floridian here--relocated to DE
So we're back to the brilliant "Don't take a pregnancy test to lower the rate of pregnancies' - so simple! 🤦🏼♀️
Well, that was Trump's strategy wasn't it?
Except pregnancy tests actually test for pregnancy...
PCR test never were meant to be diagnostic tests. The creator has explained this to no end, the boxes state it, its been around for years and never used to diagnose anything... until "covid19'
Try an argument that doesnt make you look completely stupid and brainwashed.
Read.
@@paulsmith8510 you are from Florida?
@@paulsmith8510 what are you talking about? PCR is same technology police use to catch people.. “diagnostic” well no it’s not a diagnostic procedure, because it doesn’t diagnose. It finds evidence of infection.
@@paulsmith8510 me thinks you don’t even know what PCR means
I work in schools in Florida and it is a nightmare. Florida's government is so messed up.
Brilliant. Less test, means less COVID. Death Santis is a fucking genius. We’re talking Trump level shit. MENSA needs to watch out, bigly.
He's just licking Trump's mushroom. If you recall, Trump said exactly the same thing way back in the beginning because he thought Covid cases would interfere with his re-election.
Wasn't that Trump's policy?
If Desantis ran for president, he would probably win.
Is Trump still occupying space in your brain?
Hey I just realized... no coroner declaring you are dead means you are immortal! Ponce de Leon wasted his time trying to find the fountain of youth when it was really so simple.
Less testing means less information. Exactly what DeathSanta wants. If ignorance is bliss, he must feel wonderful. How in the hell do other people get drawn into this insanity?
It's idiocy.
Gotta fire him this November. #CovidPositiveAGAINinFlorida
Your post will not age well. He’s running that state by far the best in the union. Not close.
@@gutspipola8886 , You're high or drunk. De Santis is encouraging death. v
There's a reason Fox purchased TMZ. They serve the same celebrity-obsessed, low-educated demographic.
Stephen Colbert at his most adorable!!
The funny thing about the Florida doctor is the the podium saying "Early Treatment Saves Lives" while he advocates for no testing. I mean...
He's standing behind a sign saying "early treatment saves lives" whilst arguing AGAINST early testing.
And he's supposed to be a fcuking Doctor!!
Best thing about Colbert’s show is there is always something better to watch
And with no tests, we’re gonna give every student an A. Sort of like how Ron got into Harvard.
That's actually what is going on currently in progressive school districts
Ron also graduated from the NAVY
@@GODHATESADOPTION Did they have to swim 100 yards? Could be wrong but I think that's still required in Pensacola.
@@clifftanch Probably
@@wewillwin24 "I know you are but what am I?" - 👶
Ron Johnson is the shame of Wisconsin.
Wiscosin has a bunch of SHAMEFUL repugs!!! But yes, ron johnson is about the worse even beats out scott walker who use to have top honors!!!
Yep he's definitely one of them. Scott Walker is terrible as well.
Thank you for including a pan over the band at the end. I've been missing that lately. Gotta have that Jon Batiste and Stay Human magic! 💖
Welcome back, Stephen! We missed you ya!
The logic of "no testing means no covid" makes as much sense as "you're not pregnant if you don't take a pregnancy test".
Only a 6th grade dropout would believe 10,000,000 free home tests, means there are 10,000,000 new Covid 'cases'.
It kinda only makes sense to get a covid test if you are symtomatic.
@@robertmarmaduke9721 And all of those dropouts lived in Florida.
As long as you dont check if he's got a pulse, he's fine
Can you be half pregnant? Wait, I'll do my own research. 😃😃😃. v
"We got an update from the opposite of schools-- Florida." Floored lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Over a million new cases in one day. In a country with about 332 million people? So at that rate, by the end of the month, over 10% of the population? Frightening.
Time to lie low if you're able to. Public health measures work. Stay safe. v
@C K Wow, it is actually 332 million. Thanks for catching that.
@C K , Follow the numbers. Approximately 1000 deaths per day x 30=30k x 3 months, another 100k dead souls. People don't want to learn. Masks, distancing, hand washing, & vaccines, they work. Oh, all the long-haulers, YEARS of drain on the health systems. But they want their FREEDUMB. It's all so tragic. Stay safe. v
332 million is only the ones who are counted on votes and census. 😂
@C K , My bad. I was pointing out the numbers & how tragic the whole mess is. A pandemic politized, never ends well. v
Ron Johnson definitively answered the question "Who is the dumbest Senator in US history?" 🤯
If only that were true. 😵
Damn, thanks to recent history, that's no small feat...
Vaccines do very little as we now see, as everyone is catching Omicron.
Omicron is contagious but weak, this pandemic is over once Delta has completely left the stage. Look at the data and the science and stop being afraid.
Get sick. Get immune. The disease is described as a common cold. Stop blaming this virus on each other. This is not a right vs left thing.
Sadly about this issue Ronny has the right idea. But the zealousness of the left to get everyone vaccinated, while hiding and censoring the risks involved I can never accept. So many rights sacrificed in the process. Even ones that the left advocates for with vigor, such as the right what happens to our bodies is now under threat. As a lefty a police state scares the fck out of me. Much more then numbnut racist right wingers.
Sing along with me: "Ma-ma-ma-MY Flurona" !!
Ohh how I missed Stephen Colbert, so nice to laugh hard!! Stephen you are hilarious!! 😊💓✌️
And it's hard to argue that when he produces stuff like this. th-cam.com/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/w-d-xo.html
Stephen, please note that students and parents are not the only ones affected by the outbreaks in schools resulting in switching to virtual learning; so are educators. We are also frequently given only hours’ notice to pivot entire curricula to virtual, often with little support from our school districts, and after having, at best, risked our health every day in those same schools or, for tens of thousands, after contracting covid from work. Many educators also have children who they are having trouble caring for because they have had to isolate from their own children to avoid giving them the Covid that they caught from the children they work with.
Not to sound like a meanie, but you are just desribing most jobs during covid times. Many people contracted covid at work. Many people couldn't work from home like teachers during the first lockdowns could. Many people had to learn new things and techniques to deal with covid at work. And other people have children as well and can't watch after them at home like a teacher who does online teaching can. At least in Germany, teachers had it pretty cozy so far, especially compared to "necessary workers" in the health, food and manufacturing industries.
outbreaks? lol you mean from the constant muzzle wearing and jabs funded by bill gates?
@@government_is_violence twit get real
John’s face is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
”Honey, look! The neighbors house is on fire.”
”Relax. That's two houses down. Warn me when next doors roof is on fire. Wait. You know what? Just close the curtains. Problem solved.”
That Florida SG needs to be investigated by the American Board of Medical Specialties and stripped because “First, do no harm,” was lost on his sellout ass 👌🏽
There is no beating Covid. Only learning to live with it.
6:52 Love Jon being so ready to crack us up with some notes 😂👌
“Stop testing! We won’t have cases” said iQ45 the “very good a brain”.
*big a brain
Colbert is on fire in this segment 🔥 🙌
Always perfection.
Bravo Steven. 👏👏👏
Are you insane
Anyone appreciate a president whose gaffs you can laugh at, instead of nervously chuckle unsure if he really means he wants people to rake the forest?
😑but Bernie Sanders was too old...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 ...staring into the abyss...remembering with growing anxiety and depression at all the past interviews of Biden smelling little girls hair and fumbling to form words....then looking at the insane sh_tshow of a literal fascist across the aisle.... .... .... .... dear god, it's all so...so f_cked
You see that’s the irony of people talking Biden for being old having gaffes. His gaffes are wee gaffes. Trumps gaffes are treasonous gaffes
@@lenawagenfuehr53 let’s put this to bed… Bernie would never have won
@@jeffheyer7783 That may be true, but he still would've been a way better President than either of the two asshats we got to choose from.
“Hi, I’m Dad!” Please keep reading us stories on NPR!! Crucial!! 😂😝🤣❤️🙃🇯🇲
Breaking News: Florida's Department of Health has just announced that if you don't take a pregnancy test, you can't be pregnant. Back to our top story, the open town council seat was won by a palmetto bug in a special election...
And the palmetto bug has a higher IQ than DeathSantis and Dr. Lap-it-up...
I'm a Floridian. This state has lost it's mind ever since gov Scott took over and now, even worse, Desantis!!!
So don't blame Florida but blame GOP Idiocracy!!!
LOVE LSSC and thanks
How did the GOP get into power in Florida?
Florida elected them. So yeah, blame Florida
Yes, blame Floridians. The majority have chose these anti-science far-Rightwing nut jobs, and just as bad: show no signs of changing allegiance.
Liked for "Covid crank" - the #1druginFL 👍🏿😂😂😂👌🏿👊🏿
The look on batiste, omg. If anyone has ever seen a ghost that he didnt want to see, that was it 😂
1:37
And that's how Jon became a meme.
I was one of those million cases. Did all the right things. Got my shots. Masks, distancing.
My mistake?
I live in Florida.
Lol
Don't worry, Georgia is stupid as well. I support the unvaccinated because God is doing us all a favor. I stop trying a long time ago.
Everyone agrees that COLBERT made our day:
Did this make your day? th-cam.com/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/w-d-xo.html
So will Australia apparently. We are all really upset, angry, and scared. After all this time, having almost eradicated it locally, they're just....letting it in now and not requiring isolation or testing. Now cases have skyrocketed and the vulnerable are dying alone.
I don't think it's right for a government to mandate itself out of a pandemic. What happens when you have an individual who has an adverse reaction to the Vax? Do they not get to participate in society? Detaining someone against their will in the name of public safety sounds like ot should be illegal. At what number of covid cases do Aussies get their rights back?
@@jakebaker4855 sounds like someones been reading conspiracy theories
@@jakebaker4855 The thing is though a good majority of the unvaccinated aren't refusing for fear of adverse reaction. People scramble to use whatever excuse they can use just to avoid the shots. The truth is if every person that can safely get the vaccine got the vaccine we would be at a point where those who medically could not would be able to live safely without it
B.1.640.2 was discovered in a traveler returning from Cameroon and has even more mutations than Omicron. And a first "Flurona" case has occurred in Israel.
How brainwashed are you in Australia that you would ever believe you can eradicate a global virus?
The stupidity of it all has broken my faith in politicians and many citizens.
Get your jab and get on with life for God sake
If that is what Florida's surgeon general truly believes, he should not have a medical license.
"What you don't know about can't kill you! -Florida
this is a certified "getting old for this shi' classic"
Vaccinated and Boosted haven’t gotten COVID yet, and I feel great ;)
Is Florida being run by used car salesmen? "Those mechanics will just try to rip you off. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with this baby."
So his response to the number of cases going up 948% was we need to stop testing? What school did he flunk out of?
Perhaps it was a Florida school.
Ford "Super Doody" hilarious 😂😂😂
Does Ron Johnson walk everywhere? God gave us these incredible things called "feet" so who are we to think we can create anything better, like cars, or planes, or shoes?
Heart of Dawn 🤣
Bless his heart 🤣
Of course, if Johnson were to come down with COVID, he wouldn’t be riding it out at home with only his God-given immune system. He’d be working all of his connections to beg for Paxlovid or Regeneron or whatever these so-called “arrogant God-denying” scientists came up with now.
You know feet are actually terrible right? They are a design nightmare that's why we all have feet problems. Tyres are definitely superior.
Tbf that's just in line with the line of thinking promoted by Christianity throughout history; something new?, not in my church! When the fork was invented or at least started to get common the Church threw a hissy fit that God had already given us 5 natural forks on each hand, our fingers, but people enjoyed not getting their hands greasy too much to care, also for the rich folk it was further separation from the peasants who didn't care to spend that kind of money on cutlery. And that was still nothing compared to the tantrum they threw when the number zero (0) was brought over from India and revolutionized mathematics in Europe, because God's creation couldn't be reduced to nothing (and since it was the Muslim who brought it over I'm pretty sure racism also played a part there). Plenty of Christian scholars also complained that the invention of the printing press would make people stupid since they'd no longer have to practice their memory (and conveniently forgot to mention that churches had the highest amount of books than any other institution by then, nevermind private individuals). You don't see them mentioning these woopsies nowadays, do ya?
4:20 this guy: Pretty sure we don't need testing.
Sign under him: we literally need testing to save lives.
Hello!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
“Man! I gotta get better dreams!”
Jajajajajajaja 😱🤣
meanwhile they all are being testing every 48 hrs and have the best health insurance, and hospital privileges! their motto " Do as I say, not as I do"