On the other hand, had there been a mandate to use protection with all screws when AIDS virus became known, there would be no new generations since that time.
Well, this mad-cow from WI had it coming for a while. What Mr. Colbert did tonight should be done to more of those cartoons, more often, by all thinking people all over the free media.
I appreciate those more than you know. Being from Wisconsin and having to listen to his BS all the time is unbearable...it really is shocking how much support that man has around here...well...up north anyway!
OH yes. Thank you Stephen Colbert for those wonderful words regarding Johnson. I needed to hear that. Made my day. I hope he hears it loud and clear too! He can most definitely go (censors should have left this one alone) himself. Excellent.
Everyone in the United States needs to have about a dozen vaccines before they turn 6 years old, so why is it so many are opposed to the Coronavirus vaccine/mandates yet they are alright with the 1s for Smallpox, Polio, Chickenpox, and Measles just to name a few? Furthermore, vaccine mandates are older then the United States itself since George Washington required all of his troops in the Continental Army to get vaccinated and still to this day the military requires all of the troops to get vaccinated to serve, so this idea that the government shouldn't require vaccinate mandates is wrong since they've been doing it forever and it's pretty much the patriotic thing to do.
yea, tell that to some lunatic fox viewer and you get an endless supply of "what-about-isms" . its fucking insane. trying to reason with someone who wont get the vaxx is like trying to reason with my grandmother. and she has dementia.
@@jaquanpowell4605 kids definitely have immune systems. That would be what the vaccines are for. To train their immune systems. And adults who act like children. I agree, we shouldn't have to have a mandate. Unfortunately, people apparently are incredibly stupid.
Paraphrasing a certain psychotic clown who is NOT T***p: it's not about the vaccine, it's about sending a message. Half of the U.S. population are willing to endanger themselves and others with a global pandemic just to "own the libs."
We've recently started making DIY HIV kits available where I live. I'm incredibly proud of the hard work of our local AIDS Network and I'm happy to support them when I can, but I really _really_ wish my uncle (honorary, but I didn't know that growing up) and my stepfather's son both lived to see it happen. As far as I'm concerned, politicians who can brush off the loss of so many good people who deserve better can rot in hell. I wish I could have been in the audience so Stephen could hear my cheering in person. I'm sorry for your loss, and I'm sorry that it's so easy for some people to shrug off the pain of those of us left behind.
I like when Stephen makes politics sound absurd. It takes the edge off of the reality of just how corrupt and evil the political world has actually become. Great job!
As an NPA I have noticed it on both sides. But the most abundantly corrupt is the Republicans. Democrats seems to be getting overwhelmed with people who actually want to do good for the country and not whoever pays them more.
We have lost nobody of 4 family members and only one was Jabbed. The others got through it and are NATURALLY COVID IMMUNE. After tomorrow, only the one will have a job, because of Biden's Vaccine Apartheid against NATURALLY IMMUNE.
@@robertmarmaduke9721 no one is COVID immune. Even if you got it and recovered. Vaccinated people are more resistant and if they do get it, don't get as sick. There is an eye doctor here in our city who currently has it for the 3rd time. Anti-vax idiot. Meanwhile he's infected over 200 people who have infected many others who have infected many, many others.
I’m so sorry for your loss, sadly compounded by the insulting insensitivity of anti-vazer trump supporting people who don’t care who dies or how many die.
This came out about 6:30 am in Finland, so my morning coffee shot from my nose on my phone on the ”don’t need protection when going F himself” joke. 🤣🤣
Unless you wear a moon-suit or at least use a shower-curtain with a hole cut in it, it's interesting that Fauci has never addressed SEX. Yet 100,000,000s of people, including Leftist Vaxxed Super Spreaders, are having sex all the time without social distancing or even using prophylactics. The Cult of the Clean of Jab Jesus Koolaid drinkers.
@@andreah9587 apparently you didn't live through foutch's little AIDS epidemic in the 1980s where they were daily announcements on TV about wearing rubbers and not touching people and if you stood next to someone with AIDS you would get the AIDS yourself. So it was immediately obvious to me that covid wasn't all that deadly if the CDC and NIH are not issuing urgent warnings against having sex without a moon suit. You cannot possibly have sex from 6 ft separation wearing a mask. At least unless it's with yourself. Maybe that's why you can't understand the comment.
@@andreah9587 Do not engage the right in any kind of social media. They take it as validaton and are desperate for it, so they can cling on to some hope that their opinions are as relevant as facts or humanism. Or ’the liberal agenda’ as they call facts and humanism.
This is pure comic genius. Intelligent, on point, and deeply funny. Is there a new writer in the house? This was truly special. And, of course, Colbert’s performance is spotless!
We laughed so hard here in Italy at that guy with the fake arm. Didn't know it was internationally famous though. We laughed less when we discovered he wasn't a random weirdo, but a dentist :/
I really hope he lost what patients he may have had over that. When someone's carving your face-bones with a high-powered drill, you should probably be concerned about, amongst other things, their judgement.
If you lack the competence and intelligence to solve a problem: Deny that the problem exists and use psychological and physical violence to force others to comply to that fantasy.
I will never understand the rush to flock back to crowded venues: cruise ships, sports arenas, and other unnecessary events. This is not the Greatest Generation 2.0.
"Triage" is only a new concept to politicians. Every emergency doctor has to decide who to see to first. The guy who stubbed his toe has to wait till the one with heart attack is dealt with, even if he was first through the door.
@@Wordavee1 Which is why we put big warnings on cigarette cartons, make them extra expensive, and ban smoking in crowded public areas. Despite what MTG says, we already take cancer seriously.
Yeah, but you KNOW the same people against the precautionary measures of this pandemic (anti-mask, anti-vaccine, unwilling to social distance or only go out for necessities, etc) would still be as uncooperative as they are now. Because, you know, selflessness is out of fashion.
I was sitting here going "is the Neanderthal Queen a card in MTG? And what does that have to do with this monologue??" and then I realized you meant Greene. I forgot she existed for a minute, and for that minute I was happy.
So many different facets of Stephen tonight: Righteous Stephen, Potty-Mouth Stephen, MEL-Subscriber Stephen, Sexy Dad Stephen, etc. And a big THANK YOU for the advice to Marjorie and the Johnson. Wish the WI Qpublicans would listen & believe 🥺
C'mon, Stephen, you know better than to refer to right-wing lunatics like Marjorie Taylor Greene as "conservatives." "Nimrod" is right enough, though. Ron Johnson's comment about AIDS is just completely deranged from reality.
The QFC next to where I work locks up their baby formula. Imagine managing a store owned by a company that grosses $120 billion/year, finding out there are babies in your community who are so hungry their parents resort to stealing, and going "aaaawwww no, those babies can starve". They don't lock up their wine, but a $15 tub of infant formula, that has to be kept under lock and key? It's disgusting.
It’s very common for stores to at least have extra security cameras around the formula aisle. My wife has breast fed all of our babies, which I am so thankful for; it’s definitely not easy for her, but it’s free, healthy, and reliable. I know some women can’t breast feed or choose not to for whatever reason, and they should be able to get formula no matter their socioeconomic situation.
@@rabidsamfan Ive known some people that spend all their food stamps on it, then return it at other stores for cash refund or store credit to buy things like alcohol or cigs.
The Republican Treason Caucus and its obedient media servants, like NPR and The Hill, is trying to paint this treachery against their own country as some sort of patriotic act. Their claim that they went there to deliver a " warning" to Vlad is just laughable on its face when it is plainly obvious they went there to get advice from Putin in planning the best way to carry out an insurrection against Congress to destroy democracy in the US.
@@xmiller7691 100% correct, except you got the media stations wrong. Right wing crap like Fox, OAN, and Newsmax are the problem. NPR is a legit news station.
That's only true if they're the only ones dying. With the way Covid works, these GQP cultists are all ironically turning themselves into suicide bombers.
Yeah, there's a lot of things that were once a joke but isn't anymore. Like the idea of Trump being president, or the idea that 2020 being the year of the rat meant there was gonna be another plague.
@@brainstorm623 that we could have a president less eloquent than George W Bush. God, remember when he was mocked for sounding like an idiot in his statements? Boy how the bar lowered.
Democrats party was founded by kkk members and would hunt down Republicans because the party was mainly African Americans. Democrats wanted African Americans to be slaves and always feel oppressed. Republican party wanted everyone to be treated equal etc.
I live in Germany, where the restrictions are much more rigorous, and I am totally happy with that!! I am happy that at least NY is doing something to protect people who want to be protected, and have taken measures to do so...
Wouldn't be surprised if my neighbor calls the cops on me cuz I just scream "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN" With that Sen Johnson BURN!!!!
. . . . . . ...there's going to be a MOVIE? And Nintendo hasn't shot it down? I sincerely hope you're joking. (Maybe I'm reading too much into a TH-cam comment...)
I swear to god. Any republican that thinks covid isnt real, wants to spread misinformation about a major health issue, or thinks it's over hyped, I think you should automatically be enlisted to work 12 hour shifts in a hospital under water with these very I'll patients. Just imagine them having to deal with the mental anguish front health care teams go thru when they loose a patient due to a preventable illness
I wouldn't want ANY republican any where near my family if my family had to rely on a republican for their life! NO republican has the mentaluty to understand simple aspects so I don't think they'll understand how a death can effect someone.
its not a party line issue. People are thing for themselves more. Instead of "That's the way it is" mentality towards our government local, states, federal. Woke culture push forced a true awakening of truths a morals in the human race. If your still believe political parties actually matter outside of news media and career politicians you need to interact with real people in real life. America is great dont take sides.
@@Bob0sModelFabWorx what about libertarians or independence? Ask yourself... Who told you to think like that? How would you even know what a republican looks like unless you ask any party affiliation ?
No, better yet: send them abroad to serve on a Doctors Without Borders or Reporters Without Borders team. Let them see what the world is really like under purely reactive conditions.
If Omicron came from an anime convention then we have to be careful because that's not even its final form. Luckily, there will be about 10 months of filler while it powers up.
Nah. Omicron strikes me as a one punch man fanboi. It'll strike fast out of nowhere, be devastating, and then we'll still have 20 minutes of show with the characters walking around talking at each other about their hopes and dreams while Pi, Rho, and Sigma gear up to hit us in the first 2 minutes of the next episode.
Also, presumably, we'll be able to tell the infected because their hair will get extra spiky, and lightning will crackle around them. And those with the Omi-Shonen-cron variant will be prone to proclaiming that they CAN'T give up because they're going to save EVERYBODY! (While they say this, they will be spitting out enough blood to put out a small campfire.)
"Well, if aids was overhyped, Senator Johnson, then I guess you don't have to wear protection when you go [bleep] yourself." Stars above, what a slam! 👏😆 Beautiful.
$565 BILLION down the rathole of Anthony Fauci and he's STILL pretending AIDS vaxx is just around the corner. That's enough government waste to support at least 2,418,560 orphans from Biden's 14042 No Jab No Job Apartheid Pogrom.
I'm sorry, that Sen J not needing protection when he goes and .....s himself! That was hilarious and a monster FU, classic! Great stuff!
100%
👏👏👏👏👏
That was a stellar use of the word "Nimrod" and a kickass "F" Bomb drop.
I love loved Jon's reaction to the F bomb!! xoxo
OOOOH!
He seems a bit ignorant to me. Why is MTG a Babylonian hunter?
Stephen is my Hero! Thanks for making living in Wisconsin (under Comrade Ron Johnson) a little bit less painful!
Seconded. It's too bad we can't kick Ron Johnson out of the state.
There's one football player I wouldn't mind kicking out as well.
Vote the tw@t out!
With the cream cheese shortage due to shipping problems, what are they doing there in Wisconsin, make the cows hold it? 😁😁😁
Fantastic show!
Colbert slam dunk of MTGreene was good. And then the Huge Put down for Idiot fascist Ron Johnson was well warranted!
Colbert is comedic Genius. Telling that GOP senator to not use protection when he "screws" himself!! Brilliant
Idk when it happened but the daily show got better writers in the last year or so.
On the other hand, had there been a mandate to use protection with all screws when AIDS virus became known, there would be no new generations since that time.
His writers are brilliant.
You misspelled "go fuck yourselves"
Stephen makes my day feel a lot better. Thanks Stephen
I look forward to his monologue on TH-cam every night
Stephen King's Misery is a gorgeous Australian film
"you nimrod!"
Too bad he is nothing but a phucking propagandist. November is coming soon!
Whoever wrote that burn of Sen. Johnson deserves an award because that was absolutely epic!
Someone give that person an Emmy thanks
Not just an Emmy, but also a huge raise 😂 🤣
I concur. Whoever wrote that deserves a massive pay bump & their own segment. 👍
We don't even go close to Ron Johnson's house when we walk our dogs. He's a known dog strangler.
Jon at 7:01 😂😆
It’s extra fun when Stephen is angry and he is not happy with Sen Johnson.
The best comedy comes from pain, after all.
Well, this mad-cow from WI had it coming for a while. What Mr. Colbert did tonight should be done to more of those cartoons, more often, by all thinking people all over the free media.
With good reason
I appreciate those more than you know. Being from Wisconsin and having to listen to his BS all the time is unbearable...it really is shocking how much support that man has around here...well...up north anyway!
@First Last : The real perverts are watching porn in the internet, not late night television, what are you, stuck in 1998?
OH yes. Thank you Stephen Colbert for those wonderful words regarding Johnson. I needed to hear that. Made my day. I hope he hears it loud and clear too! He can most definitely go (censors should have left this one alone) himself. Excellent.
If censors hadn't bleeped it, CBS would be subject to major fines. In some ways, we're still a rather Puritan culture.
Everyone in the United States needs to have about a dozen vaccines before they turn 6 years old, so why is it so many are opposed to the Coronavirus vaccine/mandates yet they are alright with the 1s for Smallpox, Polio, Chickenpox, and Measles just to name a few? Furthermore, vaccine mandates are older then the United States itself since George Washington required all of his troops in the Continental Army to get vaccinated and still to this day the military requires all of the troops to get vaccinated to serve, so this idea that the government shouldn't require vaccinate mandates is wrong since they've been doing it forever and it's pretty much the patriotic thing to do.
yea, tell that to some lunatic fox viewer and you get an endless supply of "what-about-isms" . its fucking insane. trying to reason with someone who wont get the vaxx is like trying to reason with my grandmother. and she has dementia.
It’s because this country has gone crazy.
Kids who don't have immune systems vs Adults who have choices or at least we had one.
@@jaquanpowell4605 kids definitely have immune systems. That would be what the vaccines are for. To train their immune systems.
And adults who act like children. I agree, we shouldn't have to have a mandate. Unfortunately, people apparently are incredibly stupid.
Paraphrasing a certain psychotic clown who is NOT T***p: it's not about the vaccine, it's about sending a message. Half of the U.S. population are willing to endanger themselves and others with a global pandemic just to "own the libs."
My uncle Raised me, and he died from AIDS, thank you Stephen Colbert, for saying exactly what was on my mind!
Same 💗
@@pandorafox3944 May your family rest in peace
@@1Onigun Same to you. It such a scary time. And now it's considered a chronic disease! People are living healthy, productive lives. Thank goodness.
@@pandorafox3944 If my uncle only could’ve held on for a few more years he still be alive I know exactly how you feel
We've recently started making DIY HIV kits available where I live. I'm incredibly proud of the hard work of our local AIDS Network and I'm happy to support them when I can, but I really _really_ wish my uncle (honorary, but I didn't know that growing up) and my stepfather's son both lived to see it happen. As far as I'm concerned, politicians who can brush off the loss of so many good people who deserve better can rot in hell. I wish I could have been in the audience so Stephen could hear my cheering in person.
I'm sorry for your loss, and I'm sorry that it's so easy for some people to shrug off the pain of those of us left behind.
Sen. Ron Johnson, you had that coming, sir!
(Way to go, Stephen!)
I'm hoping there's more to come.😏
Correction: "asshat" is not spelled s-i-r.
And that is why I LOVE Stephen Colbert! I see another Emmy in Stephen Colbert's future.
I like when Stephen makes politics sound absurd. It takes the edge off of the reality of just how corrupt and evil the political world has actually become. Great job!
"Making politics sound absurd", also known as anytime anyone talks about politics.
Yeah
but hes part of the lefts corrupt cvult so
As an NPA I have noticed it on both sides. But the most abundantly corrupt is the Republicans. Democrats seems to be getting overwhelmed with people who actually want to do good for the country and not whoever pays them more.
@@Timithydwolf lol so wrong its not even funny do some research kid you will learn how fake everything they do is
We have lost 4 family members that have died from covid . I almost died myself . So when I need advice from anti-vax covid deniers I'll let them know
My tears are for you today.
Condolences on your losses. Hopefully you yourself have recovered without any of the Long Covid problems.
We have lost nobody of 4 family members and only one was Jabbed. The others got through it and are NATURALLY COVID IMMUNE. After tomorrow, only the one will have a job, because of Biden's Vaccine Apartheid against NATURALLY IMMUNE.
@@robertmarmaduke9721 no one is COVID immune. Even if you got it and recovered. Vaccinated people are more resistant and if they do get it, don't get as sick. There is an eye doctor here in our city who currently has it for the 3rd time. Anti-vax idiot. Meanwhile he's infected over 200 people who have infected many others who have infected many, many others.
I’m so sorry for your loss, sadly compounded by the insulting insensitivity of anti-vazer trump supporting people who don’t care who dies or how many die.
That was one of Stephen's best monologues in a long time.
Dated jokes about anime fans aside
@@najhoant found the anime fan.
Agreed.
Ruthless
@@najhoant learn to laugh at yourself
This came out about 6:30 am in Finland, so my morning coffee shot from my nose on my phone on the ”don’t need protection when going F himself” joke. 🤣🤣
Unless you wear a moon-suit or at least use a shower-curtain with a hole cut in it, it's interesting that Fauci has never addressed SEX. Yet 100,000,000s of people, including Leftist Vaxxed Super Spreaders, are having sex all the time without social distancing or even using prophylactics. The Cult of the Clean of Jab Jesus Koolaid drinkers.
😂😂😂
@@robertmarmaduke9721 what the absolute fuck are you taking about? Can’t tell if this jibberish is fueled by drugs, mental illness, or both.
@@andreah9587 apparently you didn't live through foutch's little AIDS epidemic in the 1980s where they were daily announcements on TV about wearing rubbers and not touching people and if you stood next to someone with AIDS you would get the AIDS yourself. So it was immediately obvious to me that covid wasn't all that deadly if the CDC and NIH are not issuing urgent warnings against having sex without a moon suit. You cannot possibly have sex from 6 ft separation wearing a mask. At least unless it's with yourself. Maybe that's why you can't understand the comment.
@@andreah9587 Do not engage the right in any kind of social media. They take it as validaton and are desperate for it, so they can cling on to some hope that their opinions are as relevant as facts or humanism. Or ’the liberal agenda’ as they call facts and humanism.
It doesn't get much funnier than this! Thanks, Stephen!
It would be funny if it wasn't so horrifyingly terrifying !
Anyone else notice that Senator Johnson went on his “Fauci overhyped AIDS!” tirade…on the literal *World AIDS Day* (December 1st)?
Tone deaf? Stone deaf to reality.
Well spotted!!
RoJo is an embarrassment to decent Wisconsinites.
They seem to love stuffing their mouths full of foot
i'm sure it was done on purpose. the GOP hates gay people, well, anyone who doesn't vote for them
This was an exceptionally great monologue
This is pure comic genius. Intelligent, on point, and deeply funny. Is there a new writer in the house? This was truly special. And, of course, Colbert’s performance is spotless!
Everyday my love and respect for this man increase manifolds
Manifolds? Lol 😂 tenfold is the expression but go off.
And his writers
How mamy varieties if respect and love do you have?
That was possibly the best use of a curse word in a joke I've ever heard.
Be safe out there, everyone.
✌❤ from Montana
Same to you and your family. Happy Holidays
The same to you, your dear family, and dear friends from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada 🇨🇦❤
Some people apparently refuse
Same to you and yours from MO.
We laughed so hard here in Italy at that guy with the fake arm. Didn't know it was internationally famous though.
We laughed less when we discovered he wasn't a random weirdo, but a dentist :/
I really hope he lost what patients he may have had over that. When someone's carving your face-bones with a high-powered drill, you should probably be concerned about, amongst other things, their judgement.
I have a hard time here in America laughing at impressions of Italians.
@@bodacioustness5054 why?
@@andreapregnolato5650 Has to do with growing up here being made fun of.
That burn on Ron Johnson was EPIC
Re the Senator Johnson joke.. Beautifully done sir. Please don't apologize for it
Hmm, I’d think “took every precaution” would NOT include getting on a cruise ship in the middle of a pandemic, but that’s just me. 😒
@@ML0694 that's what got me too, lol.
People who are used to taking cruises every year are pretty much addicted. I don't have any desire to go on one, yet they are/were mega-business.
@@victoriabaker4400 my best friend is a huge cruise fan. I’m trying to convince her to NOT go! She’s going on a river cruise in Tennessee instead 😅
Exactly! Man, the gene pool needs a purge.
@@CloudsGirl7 Actually I think the Gene Pool needs a Lifeguard.
Thank you Stephen, for telling Johnson where to put his!
That was a good smack down on Ron. Oh he got burned.
I’m from Wisconsin and I’m embarrassed by Ron Johnson. The stupidity in this state is astounding.
Stephen bringing that fire tonight!!🔥🔥
Awesome show as usual, but i love it when he drops the f bomb, def needed for that senator, made my night
If you lack the competence and intelligence to solve a problem: Deny that the problem exists and use psychological and physical violence to force others to comply to that fantasy.
Don’t go away mad……
My step-brother's attempted tactic against me. Too bad he's banned from Facebook now.
Eventually you reach a point where it's easier and cheaper to just fix the problem than pretend it's not there. I'm not sure we're there yet, though.
@Lynn Geek the age old "I'm rubber and your glue" defense. Good job Einstein.
Santa with a gun just confirms what I've always known: he's a violent home intruder.
😅😅😅
😱😱😱...v
Based on what?
@@patrickwhite4449 , Really? It's. A. Joke. v
Also a slave owner
Excellent on comment to Ron Johnson!!
I will never understand the rush to flock back to crowded venues: cruise ships, sports arenas, and other unnecessary events. This is not the Greatest Generation 2.0.
Anybody remember the Diamond Princess sitting on the dock in Japan? A cruise ship is a petrie dish for covid.
The passengers were forced to remain on that vessel, by the Japanese government, instead of being given proper medical treatment.
@@chuckoneill2023 Trump did the same thing. He figured that as long as they stayed out on the ship then the covid numbers wouldnt go up.
Yes. Those of us who had worked for Princess in the past got in touch, and we all offered to send basic supplies that they had trouble getting.
Sittin at a dock in Japan,
Wasting tiiiiiiiimmmmeee
@@nugboy420 I can't do what ten people tell me to do, so I guess I'll remain the same
Over here in Germany triage of intensive care patients has begun, for the first time outside of times of war. Yeah, totally overhyped..../facepalm
"Triage" is only a new concept to politicians. Every emergency doctor has to decide who to see to first. The guy who stubbed his toe has to wait till the one with heart attack is dealt with, even if he was first through the door.
What about now still crazy yeah ?
I actually physically clapped behind my iPad re: Johnson. Excellent.
I laughed so hard the dogs barked!
I did too! 😂
Colbert at his best. The man is a comedic genius.
Still correct?
I reckon we can confidently say if cancer were to ever become contagious we'd be shutting the f*** down
Cancer is contagious, you catch it in the cigarette store!!!
@@Wordavee1 Which is why we put big warnings on cigarette cartons, make them extra expensive, and ban smoking in crowded public areas.
Despite what MTG says, we already take cancer seriously.
Yeah, but you KNOW the same people against the precautionary measures of this pandemic (anti-mask, anti-vaccine, unwilling to social distance or only go out for necessities, etc) would still be as uncooperative as they are now. Because, you know, selflessness is out of fashion.
Not to mention that we DO try to minimize risks of people getting cancer.
MTG is an embarrassment
The comedians just might save the country so long as their humor translates to action.
Once again, the Neanderthal Queen (MTG) displays her level of intellect.
I don’t get it don’t these folks have a team of people that can proof read their tweets before they send them??
let's not denigrate our neanderthal ancestors.
let's agree whatever genes birthed abominations like MTG came about though inbreeding.
@@neogenzim1995 well DAAA M😜😹
@@JKennedy442 they're not stupid. They know exactly what to say to appeal to their base.
I was sitting here going "is the Neanderthal Queen a card in MTG? And what does that have to do with this monologue??" and then I realized you meant Greene. I forgot she existed for a minute, and for that minute I was happy.
"Just get a f****** muffin!" Stephen, that is the most New York I have ever heard you sound!! 🤣🤣
Come on, Stephen, not all of us anime fans have Sailor Moon body pillows.
Some of us have Goku ones.
And some have both
JOKES LIKE THAT ARE BEING MADE BY BOOMERS WRITERS!
@@eddiejoewalt7746 yeah I didn’t find that funny.
Some have neither like myself. I wouldn't mind a Usopp body pillow though.
I would prefer Albedo myself.
So many different facets of Stephen tonight: Righteous Stephen, Potty-Mouth Stephen, MEL-Subscriber Stephen, Sexy Dad Stephen, etc. And a big THANK YOU for the advice to Marjorie and the Johnson. Wish the WI Qpublicans would listen & believe 🥺
C'mon, Stephen, you know better than to refer to right-wing lunatics like Marjorie Taylor Greene as "conservatives." "Nimrod" is right enough, though. Ron Johnson's comment about AIDS is just completely deranged from reality.
Yeah apparently 750,000 dead Americans is "overhyped". The GOP seriously does not care about American lives
@@JasonBoyce , Didn't you mean the GQP? v
Keep after them Stephen!!!! Tell it like it is......You're the best!!!
Stephen is on 🔥 tonight👏👏👏👍
I knew they‘d be having a field day with the Italian fake arm man.
Stephen is on a roll. And I like it 😁.
Anyone else love Jon Batiste's reaction to Stephen's callout of Johnson? That was perfection!
I LOVE THIS MAN!!! HILARIOUS 😆 I'm so glad it's Monday!! 😊💓✌️
There's nothing like a well deserved 'F' Bomb. Proper use of words are important. Kuddos, Mr. Colbert. Kuddos. 🤙
Oof, that Johnson burn was a burn to the johnson
Thank you so much for giving me a hearty laugh before bed.
Love the booing. Warms my heart. Little bit of faith in humanity restored.
Loving this from the UK despite many of the topics not being so relevant here, damn we need a guy like this to roast our politicians daily.
I think it would’ve been Mr Oliver, but it appears we’ve stolen him away.
Ey leave my innocent body pillow out of this!🤣
Outstanding Mr. Colbert!
The QFC next to where I work locks up their baby formula. Imagine managing a store owned by a company that grosses $120 billion/year, finding out there are babies in your community who are so hungry their parents resort to stealing, and going "aaaawwww no, those babies can starve". They don't lock up their wine, but a $15 tub of infant formula, that has to be kept under lock and key? It's disgusting.
Welcome to Capitalism...
It’s very common for stores to at least have extra security cameras around the formula aisle. My wife has breast fed all of our babies, which I am so thankful for; it’s definitely not easy for her, but it’s free, healthy, and reliable. I know some women can’t breast feed or choose not to for whatever reason, and they should be able to get formula no matter their socioeconomic situation.
Baby formula also gets used to cut drugs. That’s why it is a high theft item, even when there isn’t a shortage.
@@rabidsamfan Ive known some people that spend all their food stamps on it, then return it at other stores for cash refund or store credit to buy things like alcohol or cigs.
@@rabidsamfan lol, you watch too many movies
The Ron Johnson joke! Please, please, please: More of that!
Beautiful comment by Stephen about Russian Ron. That cracked me up
The more people who are not vaccinated, gives more opportunities for more aggressive, resistant, and deadly variants to emerge.
Stephen was on fire tonight! Well done!
Again for the millionth time, THANK YOU for saying the exact things that we all want to scream, particularly re this recent HIV comment. Thank you.
Reminder, Sen Ron Johnson was part of a group of senators who visited Putin in Russia on Independence Day 2017
The Republican Treason Caucus and its obedient media servants, like NPR and The Hill, is trying to paint this treachery against their own country as some sort of patriotic act. Their claim that they went there to deliver a " warning" to Vlad is just laughable on its face when it is plainly obvious they went there to get advice from Putin in planning the best way to carry out an insurrection against Congress to destroy democracy in the US.
@@xmiller7691 100% correct, except you got the media stations wrong. Right wing crap like Fox, OAN, and Newsmax are the problem.
NPR is a legit news station.
Always good to bring that up -- it was 2018, though.
@@danielbaig6094 True that. My mistake.
You had me at F Senator Johnson.
Marjorie is a great example to me. She helps me realize that I'm not a complete idiot like I think I am.
I am ashamed to say that Johnson is one of my two Senators but... Stephen's suggestion is wonderful.
I LOL'd more than the usual amount with this episode :-D
06:54 The art of scarcity, produces bold strokes when needed. Excellent use of your very-seldom profanity. 👍👍
People used to joke that purging Republicans are a legitimate form of self-defense. Sadly Its not a joke anymore :(
That's only true if they're the only ones dying. With the way Covid works, these GQP cultists are all ironically turning themselves into suicide bombers.
Yeah, there's a lot of things that were once a joke but isn't anymore. Like the idea of Trump being president, or the idea that 2020 being the year of the rat meant there was gonna be another plague.
@@brainstorm623 that we could have a president less eloquent than George W Bush. God, remember when he was mocked for sounding like an idiot in his statements? Boy how the bar lowered.
@First Last for a simple person.
Democrats party was founded by kkk members and would hunt down Republicans because the party was mainly African Americans. Democrats wanted African Americans to be slaves and always feel oppressed. Republican party wanted everyone to be treated equal etc.
Thank you, Stephen, for that perfectly worded (as always) comment to Senator Johnson.
"People go to animate fest convention have friends?"
Ouch, that hurts...
"people who go to Anime Convention have friends?!"
I don't watch anime but I have a bunch of friends that do and I felt that lol
That' was an Excellent burn coming from a fellow scfi nerd like Colbo😃
Yeah, this joke stung.
As a massive anime fan, was really surprised to see Stephen knew more brutal truths about the community than the Repubs and their 'research' combined.
What makes this comment funny is that Animates is a pet store chain where I live.
I live in Germany, where the restrictions are much more rigorous, and I am totally happy with that!! I am happy that at least NY is doing something to protect people who want to be protected, and have taken measures to do so...
The "YEAH" guy in the audience is living his best life
YEAH!!
Best Cmas Parade EVER!!!
Wouldn't be surprised if my neighbor calls the cops on me cuz I just scream "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN" With that Sen Johnson BURN!!!!
One of Steven's best monologues!! So f-ing funny!
That was one of my favorite ever GFYs!!!! Well done!
Is it me or is Steven having a BBQ? Because he's roasting a lot of of people who brought their small hot dogs.
That was chef's kiss perfection!
ooof. That fire for the AIDS thing was just perfect.
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Small, unprotected hot dogs.
Stephen! Stephen! Stephen! Loving you so hard about Ron and his Johnson right now!, 😂❤️🥰😎
“People who go to anime conventions have friends?”
I feel attacked.
Same here.
Not just friends... 15 of them!
As you are meant to feel.
I KNOW. SAME
@@tomfrazier1103 why tho?
Be thankful he isn't your senator. Hoping we only have to live with that schmoe until next year.
Jesus, Lord... I love this Guy!
"People that go to anime convention have friends?"
Ouch, that hurts...
...from laughing too much at it 😂
I now wish to have Stephen voice Mario in the new up coming movie.
@George Morenstein 🤡
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...there's going to be a MOVIE? And Nintendo hasn't shot it down? I sincerely hope you're joking. (Maybe I'm reading too much into a TH-cam comment...)
I swear to god. Any republican that thinks covid isnt real, wants to spread misinformation about a major health issue, or thinks it's over hyped, I think you should automatically be enlisted to work 12 hour shifts in a hospital under water with these very I'll patients. Just imagine them having to deal with the mental anguish front health care teams go thru when they loose a patient due to a preventable illness
I wouldn't want ANY republican any where near my family if my family had to rely on a republican for their life!
NO republican has the mentaluty to understand simple aspects so I don't think they'll understand how a death can effect someone.
its not a party line issue. People are thing for themselves more. Instead of "That's the way it is" mentality towards our government local, states, federal. Woke culture push forced a true awakening of truths a morals in the human race. If your still believe political parties actually matter outside of news media and career politicians you need to interact with real people in real life. America is great dont take sides.
@@Bob0sModelFabWorx what about libertarians or independence? Ask yourself...
Who told you to think like that? How would you even know what a republican looks like unless you ask any party affiliation ?
@@Bob0sModelFabWorx its your fear of death it sounds like if im being honest in my observation
No, better yet: send them abroad to serve on a Doctors Without Borders or Reporters Without Borders team. Let them see what the world is really like under purely reactive conditions.
If Omicron came from an anime convention then we have to be careful because that's not even its final form. Luckily, there will be about 10 months of filler while it powers up.
I understood that reference.
Dragon ball z style
Nah. Omicron strikes me as a one punch man fanboi. It'll strike fast out of nowhere, be devastating, and then we'll still have 20 minutes of show with the characters walking around talking at each other about their hopes and dreams while Pi, Rho, and Sigma gear up to hit us in the first 2 minutes of the next episode.
Also, presumably, we'll be able to tell the infected because their hair will get extra spiky, and lightning will crackle around them. And those with the Omi-Shonen-cron variant will be prone to proclaiming that they CAN'T give up because they're going to save EVERYBODY! (While they say this, they will be spitting out enough blood to put out a small campfire.)
"Well, if aids was overhyped, Senator Johnson, then I guess you don't have to wear protection when you go [bleep] yourself."
Stars above, what a slam! 👏😆 Beautiful.
$565 BILLION down the rathole of Anthony Fauci and he's STILL pretending AIDS vaxx is just around the corner. That's enough government waste to support at least 2,418,560 orphans from Biden's 14042 No Jab No Job Apartheid Pogrom.
That sheriff and Santa are just like the Crumbleys. "It's Christmas! Let's go get a gun!"
At least Santa is following the Law
I want a flame throwing drone. Sadly they are on back order like everything else
Maybe he will save some kid's life when a nutjob comes in killing random people at a mall like they do on a regular basis.
You and your writers killed this show. You haven't nailed it this hard in the monologue for a while. Thanx bud...
Steven you've gone too far. Leave my body pillows/friends out of this!
I wonder what went on in the head of that person who expected to get away with a fake arm. Very little?
What? We have left over f-bombs we can still use on the show in 2021? Done.
Excellent excellent excellent:
"Because it's not contagious you nimrod!
It's like comparing apples to CANCER!"
That was a twenty five second applause. You know what part.
This Show should be a 60 Minute Monologue
We are Pathetic that this pandemic is going to go on longer then one from a hundred years ago.
LOL, Stephen was exceptionally (dangerously) funny tonight!! I nearly aspirated the food I was eating, a couple of times!! 😆😂🤣