"before him, there were no platonia relationships. men and women couldn't just be friends. they had to have full sexual intorcourse, which of course is what what people in platonic relationships want to do anyway, no matter what they tell people."
"Any belief that could be false, if you were asleep, is a belief of whose truth you can't be certain, unless you can be certain that you're awake." Utterly brilliant!
"...when you think about it, thinking about thinking, it's the hardest sort of thinking there is, which makes you think. Luckily some people and some old far away times, expend their wholes lives doing that sort of "thinking thinking"..." :)
yep .but i've heard her say that now that the "cats' out of the bag" every1 knows that THEY are the butt of the joke & it's over (the same thing happened with ali G & borat)
That is, actually, the thing to do before you think in an old library. They have one beautiful smell especially when some rays of sun peer through a window. 🥰 Think about it.
Hallucinations/psychosis are a thing. I have schizophrenia and have been able to see and hear and even sometimes feel and smell people who were indistinguishable from actual people to me...but they WEREN'T there. So just because your senses tell you someone is there or real...doesn't mean they are.
That's so true. Hopefully you've found a decent med combo that doesn't impede you too much and helps ameliorate the hallucinations so you've got an easier time with the day to day.
I love Philomena. She's asking the right questions. The point here is that we think. Therefor we are. So, that is a fact. We're not sure if the other person exist, but they seem to come to the same conclusions. So, I assume they are real? I think that is a reasonable train of thought. But they're is no way to be 100% sure.
"We think, because we are. And if you think about it, we probably are. And if we aren't, then maybe it doesn't matter" Sounds like something an actual philosopher would say. Because if we are, and assume we aren't haven't we wasted our existence? Yet if we aren't, and we assume that we are, there is nothing to be gained nor lost, isn't there? Therefore if we think, we are, for if we weren't, we wouldn't have thought, yet by thinking comes thought and from thought is thunken.
"Of course you are, my bright little star! We've miles and miles of pretty files, pretty files of your forefathers' fruit! And now to suit Our Great Computer-your magnetic ink!"-The Moody Blues
How have humans become the most top animals on the planet? It's because we're the only ones who ask questions - apart from owls, but they only want to know who's there. So in a sense does that mean Philomena must have evolved from owls as she constantly asks the person she interviews - Who are you? 🦉
Am I here - yes.....but what if it was a dream and she just thought she was here?Wehave to be somewhere in order to dream or dreaming wouldn't exist as there wouldn't be anyone to dream. How do we know if we've really woken up or just dreaming we've wokenup? What if we was dreaming and in that dream we went to sleep and had a dream that we was dreaming in that dream, then we thought we woke up how would we know if we really woke up or was still dreaming?
Little known fact the very first philosopher he had a Stone. No w back in the 90s there wasn't internet so you couldn't use Google maps to find your way but somehow Harry Potter managed to find it
We can’t read in our sleep. You can project a phrase into text or signage, but we are unable to read long form while dreaming - as dreaming and reading take place in different hemispheres of the brain.
One way to tell if you are dreaming is to pick up a book and try to read. If the words are all mangled it's because one half of your brain is asleep. The half that reads. I think this is right; I learned it from an episode of Batman (animated) so IDK.
years go by but here it is anyways. have people ever think so hard on their dream? have they philosophy while dreaming? if not then its probably one of the possible indicator of being awake.
"hello philosophy lady, Am i here?" Her deliver is perfect that's why shes so fucking funny
why you saw a need in using the f word ?
@@Dragonkller-mg5og People swear often on the internet, Dragonk1ller 007
@@StarryxNight5 ?
@@Dragonkller-mg5og For emphasis
@@GazDM but such words are unsophisticated are of evil nature. only dark souls use them
"We think, because we are. And if you think about it, we probably are. And if we aren't, then maybe it doesn't matter" rawest line ive heard today
does it matter if we are?
@@oatesino
Keeping a straight face is pure talent.
Ha. That, "philosophy lady" knew exactly where Philomenia was going with it and was more than happy to take it for a ride.
"If we aren't, maybe it doesn't matter."
GENIUS!
Ikr didn't expect something so thoughtful.
Darius Mistry this is genuinely a valid philosophical point.
charlie brooker
Genius? No, not at all she's really really dumb. Her hair should be blonde not red. But maybe red is the blonde of Europe.
that was deep
Did anyone notice how long it took for the philosophy person to figure out if she was here
Dude she broke her with that question
Where is an owl when you need one? I want to know who Philosphy person is.
The real question is how she was so sure about it lmao
If she was "there"
She didn't look for footprints. Amateur mistakes from so called "experts".
" Hello philosophy lady, am I here?"😂😂😂😂😂
"You got lovely warm hands". Love how she comes off so cute and innocent, voice and speech is amazing at the 2:15 mark
Love he.r She is cute as a button. Sweet redhead, be perfect if her carpet matched her drapes
"old far away times" LOL
@@Franz19970You are weird.
"Philosophy Lady" just killed pre-sup. LOL
FOOTPRINTS!!!!!!!!!
“When you think about it. Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is”
"How did those shoes get in my fridge?"Love Cunk.
"before him, there were no platonia relationships. men and women couldn't just be friends. they had to have full sexual intorcourse, which of course is what what people in platonic relationships want to do anyway, no matter what they tell people."
I died laughing
Just lost it 😭🤣
No lies were said in that statement 😂
Sounds like her mate Paul has a shot then
@@jacobd1984 her mate Paul was probably shot
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years! “Hello philosophy lady.” Had me howling
"Any belief that could be false, if you were asleep, is a belief of whose truth you can't be certain, unless you can be certain that you're awake."
Utterly brilliant!
If you don't know if you're dreaming, try to read a book or magazine. Can't read while dreaming.
@@LePfannenwender83 I can read while dreaming. I can also look in a rear-view mirror and see the car behind me.
Try switching the light on/off repeatedly
@@LePfannenwender83 That batman episode I presume.
@@livehabesha4642 try waking up
I've always thought it takes the most intelligent actor to play someone dumb convincingly. She's brilliant!
"Next time on 'Moments of Wonder,' I'll be asking 'Who lives in here, and what do they want?'" Dead every time from laughter XD.
XD
The bit about Pythagoras is absolute comic genius.
She almost broke at "Lovely, warm hands." Hahahahaha
„Hello philosophy lady, am I here?“ killed me
"How did those shoes get in my frige?" Brilliant.
Good question. How?
And why are they different colors?
How can we know if those are real shoes in a real fridge or is Cunk just dreaming?
@@skyfalldeadpool1633And what do they want?
“Who lives in here, and what do they want?” 😂
except for owls, and they only ever want to know who's there
So that's why owls go "Whooo Whoo"
I never realised that, Philomena is genius at philosophy.
"...when you think about it, thinking about thinking, it's the hardest sort of thinking there is, which makes you think. Luckily some people and some old far away times, expend their wholes lives doing that sort of "thinking thinking"..." :)
Someone should write a new bible with only Philomena Cunk sayings, could call it Cunkism :)
She is philomenal!
This episode is actually hilariously accurate.
I love how the guest took her questions seriously
yep .but i've heard her say that now that the "cats' out of the bag" every1 knows that THEY are the butt of the joke & it's over (the same thing happened with ali G & borat)
"Lovely warm hands" HAHAHA
When they showed Rene from 'Allo 'Allo i genuinely burst out laughing.
Hahaha omg 1:34 ☠️ I totally missed that
That was strangely insightful
Leave it to Philomena of all people to make me question the reality of my existence
She has to be a huge Monty Python fan. Mixing intellectual observations with utter silliness.
@@cartoons4042 Are you done sniffing your own fart yet?
@cartoons Also possible that humor simply didn't exist before the creation of monty python
0:34 is why i love Philomena
Philomena is an icon for autistic women everywhere
Not necessarily.
@@claudiamanta1943 No one cares what you think, Claudia.
This is the first time I don't find her question funny but rather thought provoking. The expert sorta agrees with her confusion 🤣🤣
"Like in Argos"
I genuinely don't understand how she is so funny 😂
I tried to keep a straight face but broke at the owl🦉 statement.
Asking her with "Am I here" and it took here a few seconds to replay, that was gold lol
Ah, yes, the famous French philosopher René Artois Descartes
now this is the girl who has a big future,i have feelings of monty python, i think she great.
Smells the bookshelf at 0:30
That is, actually, the thing to do before you think in an old library. They have one beautiful smell especially when some rays of sun peer through a window. 🥰 Think about it.
@@claudiamanta1943 It's still funny
Footprints ! Of course, Unless they're in the snow, then they'd just melt away (someday soon I hope)
Rene from Allo Allo caught me off guard, that was great 😆
Hallucinations/psychosis are a thing. I have schizophrenia and have been able to see and hear and even sometimes feel and smell people who were indistinguishable from actual people to me...but they WEREN'T there. So just because your senses tell you someone is there or real...doesn't mean they are.
That's so true. Hopefully you've found a decent med combo that doesn't impede you too much and helps ameliorate the hallucinations so you've got an easier time with the day to day.
I love Philomena. She's asking the right questions.
The point here is that we think. Therefor we are. So, that is a fact. We're not sure if the other person exist, but they seem to come to the same conclusions. So, I assume they are real? I think that is a reasonable train of thought. But they're is no way to be 100% sure.
2:28 “I could be dreaming” lmao
As a philosopher, I saw no joke here.
How incredibly dry. Or is it?
cringe
That wrap up at the end was brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 Marry me PLEASE
"We think, because we are. And if you think about it, we probably are. And if we aren't, then maybe it doesn't matter"
Sounds like something an actual philosopher would say. Because if we are, and assume we aren't haven't we wasted our existence? Yet if we aren't, and we assume that we are, there is nothing to be gained nor lost, isn't there? Therefore if we think, we are, for if we weren't, we wouldn't have thought, yet by thinking comes thought and from thought is thunken.
I do not think therefore I do not am.
"Of course you are, my bright little star!
We've miles and miles of pretty files, pretty files of your forefathers' fruit!
And now to suit
Our Great Computer-your magnetic ink!"-The Moody Blues
Very clever, very funny!
LOVE philomena cunk
It feel like I’m having a stroke while watching this ep 😂
I wanna see an extended conversation with the philosophy lady.
How have humans become the most top animals on the planet? It's because we're the only ones who ask questions - apart from owls, but they only want to know who's there. So in a sense does that mean Philomena must have evolved from owls as she constantly asks the person she interviews - Who are you? 🦉
shouldn't owls be asking "whom"?
That is a good question. Let us ask not an Oxford professor, but ChatGPT.
"what lovely warm hands"
Chunk covers all. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
"A world without (Pythagoras's) ideas would be unthinkable because.." I would've said "there would be no way to cut pizza into slices". 🍕
I could talk to that philosopher for hours. Can anybody introduce us?
@1:38 I had to look up this joke because I'm American. The guy in the middle was the lead role Rene Artois in an 80s BBC sitcom called 'Allo 'Allo.
Genius.
Hahaaa ahaha when she showed the still from Hello AHello. Took me a second cuz I’d forgotten about it. KLOP
i would classify dairylea as a arc rather than a triangle, as the base is curved. unless it exists in non-euclidian space.
What's the name of the classical piece in the background in the beginning?
"which is of course what people in platonic relationships want to do anyway"
It takes a surprising amount of skill, thought and effort to consistently come up with this much nonsense
This is from a TV show with a team of writers
Hi guys. What's the music starting at 01:15? Thanks!
does she have a longer version of this one?
Gordan Kaye as Rene Decarte.
Deep.
And if we aren't, then maybe it doesn't matter 😁
Damn you, Plato!
whooo whoooo
Am I here - yes.....but what if it was a dream and she just thought she was here?Wehave to be somewhere in order to dream or dreaming wouldn't exist as there wouldn't be anyone to dream. How do we know if we've really woken up or just dreaming we've wokenup? What if we was dreaming and in that dream we went to sleep and had a dream that we was dreaming in that dream, then we thought we woke up how would we know if we really woke up or was still dreaming?
I think I'm thinking, therefore I possibly are..........
The answer is ... footprints.
Very profound 😊😂
does it sound like philomena in their minds when they write this? amazing.
This is hilarious, lol.
But why is there more water in a tap than you'd expect?
Little known fact the very first philosopher he had a Stone. No w back in the 90s there wasn't internet so you couldn't use Google maps to find your way but somehow Harry Potter managed to find it
1:58 ‘I have an expert here, with me. Or have I?’
rene des-carts
With a picture of Rene Artois from Allo Allo!
'Plato invented platonic relationships'
Renault Descartes? HAHAHA!!!
+OhHeyThereGuy alfaromeobrethren acknowledged
Renault? She didn't say that tho. She just horribly mispronounced Descartes
Deliberately I may add.
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. Cogito ergo sum."
We can’t read in our sleep. You can project a phrase into text or signage, but we are unable to read long form while dreaming - as dreaming and reading take place in different hemispheres of the brain.
Lol the last argument ruined Inception's ending for me.
Argos 😂😂😂
One way to tell if you are dreaming is to pick up a book and try to read. If the words are all mangled it's because one half of your brain is asleep. The half that reads. I think this is right; I learned it from an episode of Batman (animated) so IDK.
Or did you only *dream* that you learned it from an episode of Batman?
years go by but here it is anyways. have people ever think so hard on their dream? have they philosophy while dreaming? if not then its probably one of the possible indicator of being awake.
just try to run or punch someone in your dream, you fricking can't!
that's how you know it's a dream
Great show, Ive definitely read in my dreams tho, even was thinking about that batman ep in my dream while trying to read
@@welennelew9866 maybe for you. had a more violent dream than just throwing a punch or two
Oo lives in eeah, and wot do they wont?
after she touches philomena she realizes she could be dreaming
queen moves
no lies or exaggerations were actually said with the point about platonic relationships.
"Disscarts" was a wise man.
lmao owls only want to know whose there
the answer of course... is ... footprints! oh god!
I think she just broke here with that deep question lol
Danger Mouse lives in there.
Footprints🤣
Me after taking philosophy 101