nobletea 3400 in the early days of payday you needed the hitman perkdeck or a skill aced (ambidextrous i think) to even equip akimbo weapons, but update 100 changed all that. now you can equip akimbo as soon as you can afford the weapon, they just have a steep stability reduction until you unlock the previously mentioned skill or perk deck.
switching an input from a hold to a toggle and giving you a proper restart button so you dont have to go back to lobby makes the game easier? more of a QOL fix. doesnt do anything to change any mechanics or make anything easier
If you never experience full loud heist, you are still new in the game. Maybe not on the first second as we are far from the door but after reaching it, you will shoot any security and take some hostages in an instance (at least when I'm going full loud). Some people need time for preparation or study of the place but some people don't need it...
preparation? just try to make your crew take usefull equipment (I mean, I know ppl who takes body bag case on loud) and make them dont take valkyria and akimbo pistol. this is the only preparation I make
I don't think he did it cuz he didn't wanna leave a friend behind. If the police had captured that guy, he could lead them right back to the other guy and bust him. This is obviously the better option
He is a true friend. He didn't just run off with the money, but risked everything to pull his comrade out, and not let his work go in vain. Good guy robber.
Also when you try to do parkour but you forgot that you're in an action movie that's a parody of action movies. Or you're one of the main antagonists in Spaceballs. I said "main antagonists" because some of their crew did what the guy did except they were successful.
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what about when your first time was with a really good friend so you started with alot of cool stuff from your first heist? i imagine its just an absolute pro godly heister/criminal,then theres some guy with nothing but a cheap mask and a cheap pistol following them and doing whatever they say
I remember my first heist was me joining on my friends during the Diamond Heist. They screwed up the stealth and my level 0 ass got annihilated when I ran out of ammo without any idea how to get more. Good times
Basically here's what happen: After many failed attempts two of the party members left and for servers started acting up, preventing others from joining. The two remaining players were a level 68 and some noob who bought his account. (Thus how he had akimbo.) The noob was an idiot getting into the bank and took a ton of fall damage, so when he jumped over the counter he was downed. The level 68 then proceeded to carry him to victory.
That one guy: *Runs at the tennis net* The smart Guy: Don't do it, you'll trip and fall. That one guy: Heh! Watch this! The same guy guy: *Trips and breaks spine in the process* The smart one: Told ya.
My friends tried running me through on Overkill at lvl 1 back when Deathwish was the highest difficulty. They kept getting mad that I was getting downed all the time and that I couldn't really kill anyone. I kept telling them that I couldn't do that difficulty lvl 1 with no skills. They kept bitching at me so the next time we re-tried I blew up all the civilians :3
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only newbies can experience the full fall-damage by falling from a desk
he thought his swansong might activate
I saw you in a M|O|O|N-dust video
@@null418 their music is so good
Should’ve run a dodge build
@@null418
best song ever in my opinion
It takes a certain amount of skill to be downed during stealth
Shadow Raid, fall damage. Now.
The Ace Attorney or car shop
How the hell do you fuck that up?
The Ace Attorney "Fuck, I need to get the C4s. Now let's slowly get down from this ro--OH SHIT".
Oh the roof. I still don't get why you wouldn't use the staircase.
So fake.
I don't hear a broken drill
Maybe these wera a basics
SmacQ 420 likes, now 421.....I ruined your time of MLGness
It said still some money
they don't know how to put a drill
XD
0:48 when you're out of body bags
Lamb sauce tk im just liking cuz your username lol
G.W Ghost thx
Wait that's illegal
Ik I’m 3 years late but I wanted to tell you I love the Iowa pfp
😂😂😂😂😂😂 fucking 💀
Fucking fall damage man.
Zen Ninja 5m fall: 25% of shield gone
5.5m fall: You died
that mucking dall Famage fan
DONACDUM.
*falls on the floor*
*Hoxton is on custody*
*Hoxton is in custody!**
Dr. Janessa Sorry. Im Mexican so my payday 2 is a sub version. Lmao
Don't act dump
Dallas _
dumb*
lmao
Sr. Wohper ay can't edit my name
Video is not accurate.
A level 1 wouldn't have access to Akimbo.
Eviction Notice hitman perkdeck
Conte Von Fappinburger i did
Please stop lying, that is literally impossible.
Eviction Notice no because you start as lvl 0
nobletea 3400 in the early days of payday you needed the hitman perkdeck or a skill aced (ambidextrous i think) to even equip akimbo weapons, but update 100 changed all that. now you can equip akimbo as soon as you can afford the weapon, they just have a steep stability reduction until you unlock the previously mentioned skill or perk deck.
False... The bank tellers are still standing and haven't pressed the silent alarm yet
ThatRandomName its bug
They probably did already how would you know
They probably bought the 20s delay in preplanning.
They actually don't that's just in Bank in jewelry store they don't.
He has too crapy cpu to support the AI
0:19
*DALLAS WAS DOWNED*
I actually had the voiceline there during editing, but it was more comical with only the thud sound.
Master Indigo
damnit memedigo
reupload!
Master Indigo did he break his neck?
*ARGHHH I NEED A MEDICBAG*
Basic stealth heist:
Fails because i let go of the pager button.
thats why you get WolfHUD mod. that way you dont have to hold the button :D
But that is Hacking.
Jk I really don't care.
Rory mercury is not hacking, overkill support that mod
Rory mercury not hacking but making the game easier. it's cheap tho (not pricing)
switching an input from a hold to a toggle and giving you a proper restart button so you dont have to go back to lobby makes the game easier? more of a QOL fix. doesnt do anything to change any mechanics or make anything easier
Fake. The heist didnt go loud in the first second
Yes it did they had unsuppressed guns
If you never experience full loud heist, you are still new in the game. Maybe not on the first second as we are far from the door but after reaching it, you will shoot any security and take some hostages in an instance (at least when I'm going full loud). Some people need time for preparation or study of the place but some people don't need it...
preparation? just try to make your crew take usefull equipment (I mean, I know ppl who takes body bag case on loud) and make them dont take valkyria and akimbo pistol. this is the only preparation I make
I mean you can fully stealth Go Bank with 75 detection really easily as long as you have an ECM
Forceawakens4 It was kinda stealth though, the alarm wasn’t raised. There are multiple stealth tactics
No money awarded. You need to escape first.
lol
FUCK IT'S VERY HARD
"GET THE FUCK UP"
Thomas Bandin xDDD
Aww I love how he still tries to carry his friend instead of abandoning him
He was forget the deadbag
I don't think he did it cuz he didn't wanna leave a friend behind. If the police had captured that guy, he could lead them right back to the other guy and bust him. This is obviously the better option
@@Ladis1he's fucking dead
My first heist in a nutshell: *Me:*
_Joins random death sentence big oil or firestarter_
_Waits at van_
*Profit*
Wait that works?
@@delayedplayer yeah except im afraid to go in any death sentance lmfao
Wait, you didnt get kicked?
@@muhammadalvinza9013 to be honest that's why I'm skeptical of this.
@@YataTheFifteenth maybe they were just lucky that the host wasn’t a total prick
CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE
*pickle*
*pickle*
*pickle*
Bejan Ahmadi HE ISNT BLACK HES WHITE
Your profile picture is more disturbing the further I view it from
chains IS a pickle
the poor fool...if only people had told him jump crouching doesn't work IRL.
Forgetful Hatter Kinda does. all youre doing is lifting your legs up.
*_drags robber to exit_*
WE GOT HOXTON OUTTA CUSTODY
He is a true friend.
He didn't just run off with the money, but risked everything to pull his comrade out, and not let his work go in vain.
Good guy robber.
Your a bad guy just not a *bad guy*
A little late but he wouldve snitched for sure
@@eatnoodlesoup1241 Never too late >:D
"Dallas is downed" would have been perfect
*10/10 representation*
*Somebody got a medic bag?!*
I NEEED A MEDIC BAAG
Master Indigo My hitpoints are low! I could really use a medic bag!
AAAAHH IM DYYIIIING
@@tasuu_ SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAAAAGGG !1!1!
0:17 When you try to do a Dying Light but you just end up dying
RandallGaming Dude so true
Also when you try to do parkour but you forgot that you're in an action movie that's a parody of action movies. Or you're one of the main antagonists in Spaceballs. I said "main antagonists" because some of their crew did what the guy did except they were successful.
FubuKi you brought my painful memories of trying to stealthily take down a volatile
You tried to do a Dying Light but end up seeing the Light while Dying.
when you forget your on a second run not new game plus so you cant roll
hackers they have balaclava mask and aren't infamy I call hax
lil cumstain. Ah yeah yeah
Fuck you
Cheeky bastards bought The Gage Russian Weapon Pack
That went way better than my first mission.
Same
I love how he is silent just trying to get him up, and then just grabs him and carries him away, kind of a ‘first time huh?’
Falling on his head wasn't his mistake.
Bringing an Akimbo was.
Akimbo Deagles with Silencer and Pistol skills is a pretty good combination. Not sure why you say using an Akimbo is a mistake.
@@someoneelse4811 Can you think about combinations and stuff on your first heist?
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 If you have adequate knowledge the game's weaponary before playing your first heist, then yes.
That guy was an akimbo dodge user.
Desk: "HOWS THAT FOR A 60% CHANCE YOU FUCKER?!?"
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Master Indigo h
I thought that bastard is going to leave him but noooooo he just Carry him, I love it
Dodge builds in a nutshell
XD
dadkwashere lol so true
Offshore money: The entire galaxy
Spending money: just a candy and $0.25 that i find in the floor
this was Sydney's first gang before the payday gang
This is why you should always have inspire aced, yo
Ayden Burgess
How do you do that if it's your first heist and you ain't a hacker!?
You do it with magic
And hacks
I just love how he keeps pointing the shotgun ever now and then to establish that he's in control still
When he just stands there looking at him on the floor killed me
What a good partner, he didn’t even leave his unconscious friend
More like "Fall damage in a Nutshell".
LOL.0:18 YOu must be genius to succesfully do this...DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
10/10 ninja skillz m8
hah Space+Ctrl
Two hands...great film.
0:19 “AAAHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!”
0:05 stockholm at first heist?
hackers
Yep, totally
@JKDWordene It's stockholm skill nowadays.
Maybe related to recent updates, but I did, since the tutorial gets you to level 10.
thats pretty good
*AHHHHHHHH*
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
DALLAS DOWN
what about when your first time was with a really good friend so you started with alot of cool stuff from your first heist?
i imagine its just an absolute pro godly heister/criminal,then theres some guy with nothing but a cheap mask and a cheap pistol following them and doing whatever they say
This is basically me in a loud one down heist
0:19 Me in any new video game
Player: I wonder if we take fall damage
Bain: Dallas has been taken in to custody
Well, doesn't matter if we can deny it or not - we all sucked at first in Payday.
Blicz B i didnt
I sucked dick at stealth but I'm pretty sure I did my first heist on hard with no problem because the gun play isn't very hard
I was especially bad but then again I started with the PS3 version, so, yeah
I didn't!
I remember my first heist was me joining on my friends during the Diamond Heist. They screwed up the stealth and my level 0 ass got annihilated when I ran out of ammo without any idea how to get more. Good times
When you go afk
you just won another subscriber =)
Basically here's what happen:
After many failed attempts two of the party members left and for servers started acting up, preventing others from joining.
The two remaining players were a level 68 and some noob who bought his account. (Thus how he had akimbo.)
The noob was an idiot getting into the bank and took a ton of fall damage, so when he jumped over the counter he was downed.
The level 68 then proceeded to carry him to victory.
*Hold F to revive*
Robber:Drags the body
Wait if they're noobs,why are they playing on one down?
One of them is certainly a down.
they were so bad the game defied its own logic and reprogrammed itself to gain sentience and kill everyone who vaults with no downs.
Bain must be shocked right now
He was acting Dum.
Dumb*
dub
Donacdum ;D most lit heist soundtrack
DonAcDum
Easily one of the top 5 tracks
That one guy: *Runs at the tennis net*
The smart Guy: Don't do it, you'll trip and fall.
That one guy: Heh! Watch this!
The same guy guy: *Trips and breaks spine in the process*
The smart one: Told ya.
when u go down but ur teammates are lvl 0
When you play your first heist with your friend but your friend disconnect from server when in the middle of the game, it would be like
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD fatality Ground vs Heister 1-0
0:18 when the cloaked try’s to get me and I’m on a desk
Cloaker*
My friends tried running me through on Overkill at lvl 1 back when Deathwish was the highest difficulty. They kept getting mad that I was getting downed all the time and that I couldn't really kill anyone. I kept telling them that I couldn't do that difficulty lvl 1 with no skills. They kept bitching at me so the next time we re-tried I blew up all the civilians :3
i cant stop watching this its the funniest thing that he k.o.'s himself
this is gold
"Alright, you and you, pick him up by the legs and the head and transport him"
They hacked because they aren't using AMCARS and aren't wearing basic masks
the civvies were prbly like
*_wow dude you an excellent entry fragger_*
fake! how do level ones have the Balaclava mask
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michele langertz there are so many things wrong with this sentence
Its a nutshell dude
michele langertz maybe they have the dlc
He broke his neck on impact probably
How did they get those balaclavas on first heist, thats a infamy lvl 5 item
Now that's alot of DAMAGE
first escape with shotgun but in starting kit you have glock 17 and m4 yes?
I miss the entering of the Cloaker ***plays Cloaker sound***
fake, the drill didnt jammed once
“Guys, Chains is in a pickle!”
Master Indigo will you pin this and heart and reply to it?
begging for pins and likes is like begging to become a mod on peoples stream. its NOT going to happen because you ask or beg.
chill
He didn't leave his pal. What a nice guy!
that one max infamy dude with ace inspire carrying: "GET THE FUCK UP"
i like how it justs goes on COMPLETE slience when that guy snapped hes neck in the floor
I was half-expecting a "Wululululu" sound effect to pop up XD
Man could have easily left him there, what a homie
i bought payday 2 new,and yes,it literally feels like this
Guys falling off the counter: I NEED A MEDIC BAG
Offshore money: All central banks combined
Spending money: Wallmart employee
*Trips over security guard
*both robbers knocked out
I though Bain would scream: "Thermal drill go get it"
Me:confused with what am i doing while listening to my squad
(I was supposed to get the bag while i figuring out the control)
im surprised the guy didnt all of a sudden just say "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
IM FUCKING DEAD 😂😂
The guy who plays hitman: hah that is just 1% of my power.
Oh dude I remember watching this first time in the movie I laughed my arse off xD
Best Australian movie ever
I laughed really hard. It fits with the Payday lol
I fucking could not stop laughing when his neck was snapped it reminded me of when my friends did stupid shit and we lost all the money
Bruh, corpses don’t talk and I’m sure that dude straight up dead lmao
This boi right here got knocked out from a fall😂
Awkward silence as he starts dragging him away
Well.. someone needs a mediiic baaaaag.
he didn't give them his all.
I like the fact it took him several seconds to realize his buddy might be dead