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•The flying suitcase kill in "Hitman" •The peeing guard kill in "Dishonored" •Every flying car kills in "Far Cry" -Those are some of my favourite kills of yours, keep up on making amazing videos !
That line annoys me so much because the characters just sound SO SMUG, so I'd retaliate with a shitty line I made myself: "I'd give you four bullet holes in your chest, motherfucker"
@@greenbin3028 Im a little late, but basically ioi tried to make an active ragdoll system (like Rockstar's euphoria system) but, they kinda messed up so it looks pretty stiff and goofy.
7:48 When you were peacefully taking a nice hot evening shower but then your sibling uses the sink outside and then you feel suddenly the cold water suddenly run along your back
Steven Bradley: "Ahh, there is nothing better than riding on my Jet-Ski. Nothing bad can happen now. Is that a... briefcase? Oh Faq! Shit shit shit shit shit! I don't want to die like this! WHY DOES THAT THING HAVE HOMING GUIDANCE!?!"
New compilation mates, I hope you like it!
New Hitman 3 vídeo - th-cam.com/video/dOnU6-2oa8M/w-d-xo.html
I'm sure I will soon have a new AC Valhalla video so subscribe and activate the notification bell to receive the new videos!
Keep it up man ur the pride for our country
It was hard to watch it while I ate, so I almost gushed about it.
Thank you for the fun video.♪
cant wait to see those sick Cyberpunk moments
I sure like it, Keep it up!
Me ensina a joga
I expected 8 kills,..... not 8 categories which add up to over 50 of the coolest kills this game offers.... man, this guy is the next level
How many Doritos did u eat?
@@slugg7503 at least 1
@@slugg7503 all of them
Even i predicted 8 kills
But wow! Man you are awesome
When your kills are this great, it’d be a shame not to just murder everyone, don’t you think?
The flying suitcase shall be here right?!
Indeed
"never doubt it"
@@caedis168 Indeed I believe so
@@ollybears7797 how old did you say your sister was again?
@@charredspud7373 another night, another patrol with you....
1:40 I love how he requests help
He looks like one of those balloon dudes outside of car dealerships and whatnot
😂😂
Hahaha i died laughing😂
@@exodusace3274 same
"How to enter an restricted area armed?" 10:22
"Security! Carry my weapons inside, please!"
So impressive.
10:12 Thats without a doubt one of the best kills I have ever seen in a game
@Ktototam yes. yes you are
@Ktototam yep
thats sick 😮
1:23 Taking out the cupcake to make sure there's absolutely no witnesses. Great move man.
"That cupcake was a spy, good work 47."
:O
I'm crying that's the funniest thing I've seen this month
12:52
"The suitcase chooses the wizard Mr.Potter"
Harry: But I don't want to be one
Hagrid: * dead *
Agent 47: Sorry, but it wasn't a choice
Agents 47: thanks for giving my suitcase back gentlemen I lost it
1:59 *shoots the blow up crocodile*
“Target down. Head to extraction, 47.”
😂😂😂😂
12:50 This is the best Legendary moment I've ever seen in Hitman series
I laughed harder than I should’ve at 2:23 the way he ran in there, took the shotty off the table and started blasting everyone.
13:16 How smooth was that "pick up the briefcase in mid-air" moment, nicely done !
Smooth AF
Just like Captain America using his shield!
Plot twist: he has the Force
Thor's hammer
@@fullstack_journey l agreed
THOR: NOBODY CAN BEAT THE ALMIGHTY MJOLNIR...
AGENT 47: HOLD MY SUITCASE
@Mister Twister nobody cares
Legendary 😂😂😂
Haha i can’t stop laughing 😂
LOOL XDDDD
It's actually a homing briefcase.
2:02 "No witnesses. Not even that balloon aligator"
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh XD
LMFAO dude xD
lol i didn’t even notice that one. I was too busy laughing at the muffin assassination before that
1:22
4:04
Knick knocking / Rake to the face KO / carried explosive duck / Double kill
Absolute genius 👌
5:06 bro I love how that guy said “Don’t make me fall-“ before falling into water and dying on the way lmao.
1:35 the way he flails his arm while stuck in the table is hilarious 😂
Wacky wavy inflatable tube man!
And then asks for help lmao
"WHAT?! Uhh.. could somebody help me..? Please?"
@@efadfa3Agent 47: Letme help ya and end your pain
3:37 Is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life
Fr
Puta madre, wey. 🤣🇲🇽
You ain't seen much in life, have you?
@@Neo2266. knew you’d be here
the very subtle "puta madre".
12:53 Surely it's No. 1 😂 hilarious!
Holy shit he was like thor ,he thrown it homed in to the target then he catches it perfectly
HAHAHHAHAHA
I guess there was a boomerang in the bag
he even fucking caught it that's amazing.
@@TopBadge I like how it's going so fast he gets launched from the jetski and yet 47 just grabs it like it was floating
What were his last words?
“I’ve got 4 tally marks on my…aaahhhh!”
06:57 poura, medico profissional vc man, parabens kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Here's a legend himself
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Guards in any stealth video games: Must've been the wind
I hear that he has 4 tally marks tattooed on his chest
@@AxxLAfriku go f#ck yourself my friend
@@AxxLAfriku no one wants to date you.
1:23 - WHAT DID THE MUFFIN DO TO DESERVE THAT? YOU'RE EVIL!!
He just want to die
that muffin man had a family 😭 now who's going look out for them that you killed him
That looked like a scene straight out of hollywood. Reminds me of terminator
He was a witness
Who wants the muffin
•The flying suitcase kill in "Hitman"
•The peeing guard kill in "Dishonored"
•Every flying car kills in "Far Cry"
-Those are some of my favourite kills of yours, keep up on making amazing videos !
8:08 Best one, bro even disposed the bodies in the water
7:59
Operator:That is ted mendez
47:And i just threw a coconut at him.
“liSTeN! I gOT fOuR TAlly mARkS tATOoed on mE ChESt!”
That line annoys me so much because the characters just sound SO SMUG, so I'd retaliate with a shitty line I made myself: "I'd give you four bullet holes in your chest, motherfucker"
@@mashmash4597 and no one will hear the shots
Didn’t ask
@@seanupton7803 Well he didn't ask for your fecking opinion did he?!
@@natdavliam tell him good dude!
1:50 that lovely sequence again
6:17 - how come no one is talking about this kill
Too busy being emotionally affected by this kill 2:56. that shit FELT real
Damn, 47 just exit the mission and run over that guy😂😂😂
Ah😩🤤
@@saltpepper7064 ª
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Orgulho pelo fato de ser Brasileiro, parabéns man.
Ótimo vídeo!
3:45 after all that sequence im unistalling hitman you are the true hitman
1:31 "can somebody help me?" 😂😂😂😂
😂
"ok my pleasure" throw axe
“WhAt aRe yoU DoiNg sTep-hiTmaN?”
(?Could somebody help me?) : has a seizure seconds later:
Lol
1:35 "Don't mind me as I wiggle like a worm"
do the silly salmon! but dude...theres no water
Then You Axe’d Him a Question🤣
but seriously, what the hell happened? is that a glitch or supposed to happen? im confused
@@greenbin3028 prolly a glitch, which I hope will never be fixed cuz it looks hilarious lol
@@greenbin3028 Im a little late, but basically ioi tried to make an active ragdoll system (like Rockstar's euphoria system) but, they kinda messed up so it looks pretty stiff and goofy.
“Listen, I’ve got 4 tally marks tattoo’d on my”
*proceeds to get brutally killed by Agent 47 before he can finish describing his badass tattoos*
1:40 "can somebody help me" LMFAOOOO
2:39
so badass cars don't hit him they go through him out of respect
What is this kill from?
8:25 best kill and concealment of body's that ive ever seen
Dude, you kill the muffin!! That wasn't part of the contract, you maniac! 😂
00:38 💙❤💙❤
03:36🤣
12:58 my favorite
6:57 all he needed was a coin to help him get all fixed up
Tiny hat honorary membership
1:35 When you lean to far back in your chair.
What teachers think will happen when you lean a chair back
0:48 imagine seeing ur boss died by a toilet
I think you meant deaded.
@@8Killah_Beez unalived
@@ahmad37685 live’nt
@@neowish4143 alivn't
Commit breathen‘t
damn bro, your aim is amazing considering the fact that the hitman games don’t have a lock-on feature
PC: am I a joke to you?
@@bullet4346 hey, I play on the ps4. can u blame me for not knowing that?
@@leowastakenwastaken I'm on ps5 and it has a small lock on
@@d9plays649 *small* lock on. it still isn’t easy to aim
@@leowastakenwastaken The video has mouse and keyboard button prompts appearing throughout.
Man if you were a real hitman you'll be a pro lmao
1:25 That poor muffin.
Yep, poor me
@@TriPhantom815 you always wanted to die so it's okay.
0:43, I wonder how embarrassed that guy felt after being killed by a toilet.
Sure he wasn't poor fool didn't know what hit him
he felt #Shitty
Probably didn't feel embarrassed considering he was dead
And he's not just an ordinary guy - he's a general.
he's probably feeling dead inside
2:07 the explosive played Ava Maria, the Theme of hitman blood and money!
5:33 Inspector chingam from motu patlu just got real 🔥
12:55 the last one is hilarious 😂
god: how did you die?
Dude: i got killed by a falling toilet
@Mister Twister
Shut up
@Mister Twister yeah shut up
"How did you die?"
Dude: *T O I L E T*
God: How did you die
Dude: A suitcase that never stops following me until it hits and kills me
Sounds like a pretty shitty way to die
The last one has kill me completed. Never laughed so fucking Hard 😂
5:22 his scream and fall thou🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Same dude 🤣🤣
me to😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
New hitman is coming
Stealthgamer Hello there
Stealthgamer: **eyes glow** REAL SHIT!?
Ah general stealth gamer
1:24 I love how they want to aim at u cuz you shot the muffin
That last kill was incredible and you even caught the briefcase. Great video!
1:17 damn that was smooth
NOOOOO NOT THE CUPCAKE!!!
I don’t even play HITMAN, but I’m excited about HITMAN 3 only because of your videos! This game is like made for you, never stop doing what you do!
6:58 agente 47 operando milagres
kkkkkkkkkkk
Ele é BR?????
@@ninext8593 sim
@@ninext8593 Sim
@@ninext8593 Ele é BR sim, ele mesmo já mostrou além de ter escrito isso no nome já
this man treats hitman like everyone is his target and i love it
The last one was epic 😂
12:49 I cant stop laughing omg 🤣
Bruh lmao
Unknown physical
It’s SCP-047briefcase
I didnt know thrown weapons can follow fast moving targets.
that suitcase really said I only have one mission in life
1:17 Man literally yeeted a wet floor sign at the guy😂
0:05
StealthGamer: you dropped something
Guard: what?
StealthGamer: you
0:35 itsss soooo gooooood
1:24
my mom be like:
no sugar, no tv, now go to bed
This is the type of man you don't want to meet at a party.
Or a festival
Or a bank
Or a church
Or even in your own hou-
"Target Down. Well done, 47."
Mr 47 your job is not done yet one target left
The money has been wired to your account.
Find an exit and we'll speak again soon.
"lIsTeN i GoT fOuR tAlLy MaRkS tAtToOeD oN mY cHeSt"
Just imagine if your boss fell down from a great height and died and not even shocked or incredibly confused, you just say:
“Oh shit...”
2:14 had me in tears 😂 the way he dropped
I love how this guy genuinely just has fun with the game.
Isn't that the point of playing a game?
@@AwesomeDude799 Not for everyone
@@squabblewobble2472 Then what other reason is there lol
The amount of quicksaves this guy must load per minute doesnt sound Fun at all lol
No one:
Not even John Wick:
MeanwhileThis dude: doing this stuff
One of the best
Unfunniest comment ever
how is this funny
CEO of Comedy
Have you heard of bedbananas?
Throwing Robert onto Sierra's car has got to be the best one I've seen
0:55
Didn't know you could do that. I'll have to try that next time I decide to play Hitman.
5:20 is gold.
1:40 is the best part of anything. “Can somebody help me, please?!” As he flails around in a chair. i’m dying lmao
You: Literally plays like a real hitman.
Me: Haha guns go brrrrr.
The amount of Non-Target he has killed and your saying he's a real hitman
@@natdavliam how would you know??
@@trashgamedev5730 He is literally killing non targets in the video
@@natdavliam he also killed targets so calm your horses
@@Caitlyngrin an actual hitman would kill just the targets
7:48
When you were peacefully taking a nice hot evening shower but then your sibling uses the sink outside and then you feel suddenly the cold water suddenly run along your back
LMFAO!!! MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT😂😂😂
Bruh i find you every Commet Section i look in
1:45 was like a toddler crying because you shot him in the foot with a nerf gun
Yo when he shot that guys muffin that was personal
Suitcase: "I am inevitable".
0:36 THIS IS SPARTA
1:25
No one
Not even a single soul
Muffin : exists
StealthgamesBR : so you have chosen death
1:25 i love the clip. the camera movement is so cinematic, cool
This is the most creative Hitman player I’ve seen yet. Super entertaining!
O cara joga bem todo tipo de jogo kkkkk, inspiração dms
O cara é brabo kkkk
Como diria alanzoka: o cara é profissional
Ele deve fazer,refazer as missões várias vezes até conseguir chegar nesse nível
@@Luiz48000 Ele estuda a missão, isso até pode parecer fácil mas não é
0:37
THIS IS SPARTA!!
1:24 that was a perfectly good muffin wHY
The muffin was a witness
The muffin was guilty by association
So the cops can can enjoy their muffin in the afterlife
5:07 Pull the lever, Kronk
Wrong leverrrrr
@@TPB-di6qn no it’s not.
@@isaac..gamezz2777 huh?
@@TPB-di6qn I was just adding onto the meme
@1:24 "SCREW YOUR CUPCAKE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven Bradley: "Ahh, there is nothing better than riding on my Jet-Ski. Nothing bad can happen now. Is that a... briefcase? Oh Faq! Shit shit shit shit shit! I don't want to die like this! WHY DOES THAT THING HAVE HOMING GUIDANCE!?!"
12:50 omg that suitcase locked on the jetski
“Listen, I’ve got four tally mark-“
*dies*
1:38 is a legendary meme, good shit fam
That rubber duck detonating scene is so nostalgic nicely done!😅
9:09 The best part of the coin I laughed a lot hahaha! xD
When you walked in the break room and shot the muffin, TV and then two guards in quick succession, I had a pretty good laugh haha
Other games: don’t kill civilians!
Hitman: kill civilians!
Hitman: Do not kill civilians
Player: (Kills a civilian)
Hitman: Non-Target killed -5000
Game: Dont kill non targets!
Me: well how else am i supposed to get through restricted areas without killing guards and witnesses?
@@ohno285 Subdue them
12:25
'mind staying out of my shot?'
* crouches *
'o'
Cupcake, TV, three headshots... made my day better thank you
“I got 4 tally marks tatt-“
Make that five including yours
Knew that would be your number 1, such a great use of game mechanics.
@Mister Twister shut up