So I just realized that when Chinese Obi-Wan Kenobi said we are to the big, he is basically saying he supports the sith. CHINESE OBI-WAN KENOBI SITH CONFIRMED!!
@Kaysa56 ohh yess thank you for Reminding!! I need to watch Trainspotting with Ewan McGregor!! Damn it, I forgot again! I've been in search of more Luc Besson (Léon, Wasabi) style 2000s movies... 12:30am 13.10.2023
I think at this point I've seen Backstroke of the West more than twice as much as I've watched the actual Revenge of the Sith movie. I did like the original, but this dub makes me laugh more than any actual comedies ever do.
+DeathJohnsonMisc The amazing thing about this dub is that they managed to get people to deliver the batshit insanity of the Backstroke "translation" completely straightfaced.
Yakko Warner either he somehow found a fountain of youth, or he’d referring to the fact that in his first canonical appearance he was played by an old man
If the line had been slightly different and he'd said "I am old" it would have actually fit the context of the scene perfect and worked as an actual line for the movie
The best part is, there actually is an antiquated expression for something/someone being late - 'a day after the fair'. A fact I only knew because of this thing. The more you know
I living the child’s time you must at home. Make the home a little bit more safe. I can breakfast for the new house that baby tidy up it. It has a great father, a great hopeless situation warrior
1:30 is my absolute favorite. The minion is regretful that they let the whole fair go on without them escaping. Only when the stupid fair ends, do they escape. Space General thought they had this shit handled. The memory of the fair is tainted now. Upon further contemplation, he comes to the sad conclusion that, really, he SHOULD feeds them all dog. He’s tried to be cool about this, but this is really the last straw.
Windu to Palpatine: "The general space can always succeed to succeed he is very deceitful Mr. Speaker, we can never compromise to black." I'm collecting pieces of my brain...XD
Don't make Windu collect your brain; we already know how Samuel L Jackson feels every time he's gotta pick up little bits of brain and skull: He's the goddamn Guns of The Navarone.
Allah gold If a person wants to comprehend, that he must the square who study it the square, but a little bit much more than only concerning, if you like to be a leads more astutely, that you must accept this more great power. But want the caution hopeless situation Allah gold, you only ask for help, me then can become the...the knowledge of the dark of the study hopeless, in the fire of water.
What keeps this so funny is how some of the lines are actually pretty close to the original, like, "this is far from good" isn't that far from "I have a bad feeling about this, and "speaker" is fairly close to "Chancellor". Then, you get gold like "A day after the fair".
One of the characters for the chinese phrase for "doing" is the same for "fuck", so it was probably just an unfortunate translation from something along the lines of "what are you doing"
"Is what is the row" "Always is a R2 to come to" "Do not take the elevator to do the game" "Is all a disaster that R2 ask for" "Is you make the ghost" "I what did not to" -Ratio Tile and Allah Gold bickering
That "a day after the fair" stuff always gets me, I think I almost died. The BackstrokeOfTheWest people did a pretty good job on this dub. Thanks for the highlights!
Obi: A day after the fair! Jump quickly! Also robot: Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair. Man I really missed that fair everyone's talking about :(
Ok, the guy voicing Anakin here does a great Hayden Christensen impression. Like, this guy could play Anakin in an animated show better than the people they actually hired to do so.
_"Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair."_ _"I should really feeds you all dog!"_ (It appears that -General Grievous- Space General has adopted some weird Korean customs whilst in the -Separatist Alliance- Abruption Doctrine.)
"You two careful, he is a big"
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big."
No better retort has ever been stated.
I dunno, "Smelly Boy" is right up there.
Palpatine: You're no match for him, he is a Big Lord boi
Obi-Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, Big Lord bois are our speciality
This is the way?
No you mean
We are for the big
Reminded me of kung pow
So I just realized that when Chinese Obi-Wan Kenobi said we are to the big, he is basically saying he supports the sith. CHINESE OBI-WAN KENOBI SITH CONFIRMED!!
"I FEEL FAR FROM GOOD!"
It actually almost sounds like a real Obi-Wan line.
Good kind of imo
@@ZeranZeran Good, you beat the inside!
THE DISGUSTING THING CAME
Exactly like what Kenobi said in Trainspotting 3.
@Kaysa56 ohh yess thank you for Reminding!! I need to watch Trainspotting with Ewan McGregor!! Damn it, I forgot again! I've been in search of more Luc Besson (Léon, Wasabi) style 2000s movies... 12:30am 13.10.2023
"Smelly Boy!"
951
The fact that he coughed while he was saying it makes it even funnier
"I do not need the child's help!"
You tell that baby, Anakin!
I think at this point I've seen Backstroke of the West more than twice as much as I've watched the actual Revenge of the Sith movie. I did like the original, but this dub makes me laugh more than any actual comedies ever do.
+DeathJohnsonMisc The amazing thing about this dub is that they managed to get people to deliver the batshit insanity of the Backstroke "translation" completely straightfaced.
Someone apparently hasn't watched Return of The Jedi...
He's a strong independent father
He don't need no baby
EtherDimentionalist Is this why he killed all those younglings?
I feel far from good
Xycron I
same
Mr Stark, I feel far from good.
We all do
Good kind of?
Some guy: "When does this movie take place?"
Me: "A day after the fair."
Someone: “backstroke of the west isn’t good”
Me: “Batter to death them!”
them: *robot voice* "very goood...."
You should really feeds them all dog!
I thought until reading this that he was saying "BETTER to death them" and I read the subtitles that way every time.
Weird, I don't remember the movie having such good writing.
ayy lmao
I was just thinking this movie is actually pretty entertaining. Who knew?
This writing is better than any movie ever produced, besides food fight.
Its Oscar Level, imo.
@@hellooutoffaceplease4782 And The Room
"You is shivering. How?"
Once again, Anakin Skywalker is dumbfounded by the law of thermodynamics.
Its a movie about space wizards, what did you expect? :D
Which one?
"The front is a lemon avenue, flying straightly."
We gotta rock down to (a lemon avenue)
🎵and then we’ll take it higher🎵
"I was old" just gets me every time.
Weren't we all old at some point? xD
Yakko Warner either he somehow found a fountain of youth, or he’d referring to the fact that in his first canonical appearance he was played by an old man
That was is reaction to seeing himself in A New Hope.@@GabyGeorge1996
If the line had been slightly different and he'd said "I am old" it would have actually fit the context of the scene perfect and worked as an actual line for the movie
He is in my behind!
RubberDildo Your account was born for this comment.
TheHumblePeasant my whole life has lead me to this moment
good work, you nailed it
good. kind of.
Yougotblounchsked Yes. My disgusting thing came.
"You two careful. He is a big." -- Me advising my friends about an upcoming boss battle
Mister TheColorHopeIsBlue, we are for the big.
Mr. Speaker, we are for the Big.
Ironically, calling Palpatine Speaker fits whatever we see his job involves much better than "Chancellor".
"Smelly boy"
I F E E L F A R F R O M G O O D
"you are a sacrifice article that i cut up rough now"
now i know how Shakespeare did it
"The disgusting thing came"
I often find that happens.
Happens every time I go to the bathroom.
When God sees you beating your meat
"We can not compromise on the black."
Bwahahaha
Jeff Mendoza from the black guy xd
Jeff Mendoza from the black guy xd
"We will not compromise to black."
US politicians circa 1850s
*"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big."*
My drink is forever scented within my nostrils after hearing that.
"You two careful, he is a big."
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big."
my force have been promoted 2 times
Very good, give me surprised and pleased.
For you.
"Pull out your sword. Dedicate the body for your speaker."
Best retort ever.
"The disgusting thing came." - Every Sexual Partner I've Ever Had :'(
HAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!
That's cool that your hand can talk.
r/suicidebywords
I almost choked on my pizza
@@ChronicCheater R slash thisisn'tfuckingreddit.
“I was old” has become a permanent fixture in my vocabulary whenever I make a stupid mistake
"Smelly boy" XD
I CAN'T BREATHE
etherealcosmic star Because he smells?
He doesn't even have nostrils that's how bad he smells
@@Handhandme is
"I feel far from good."
-Only One Cannoli, Backstroke of the West.
*Ratio Tile
caav56 *Section Ratio General
Rodney Williams *Section Tile Ratio General
Majestic Penguin Did you just correct me? You really is a day of brave
Rodney Williams A day after the fair
A DAY AFTER THE FAIR
JUMP QUICKLY
Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair.
I should really feeds you all dog
Batter to death them.
Batter to death them.
The best part is, there actually is an antiquated expression for something/someone being late - 'a day after the fair'. A fact I only knew because of this thing. The more you know
"R2, do you is fucking?" XD
“Mr. Speaker we can never compromise to black.” -Mace Windu
"Space General, you and not equal to I think severe."
Allah Gold gave Space General a sick burn, that's for sure.
Smelly boy!
"Careful, he is a Big."
"Mr. Speaker, we are FOR the Big."
[cue porno music]
Shadman picture ? Ma nigga !
Didn't I just see you on a JonTron Yooka-Laylee video?
JJAB91
Yes, you did. I'm everywhere.
Avatar checks out
BATTER TO DEATH THEM!
[cue porno music]
you missed my favorite one
"My powers have doubled since the last time we met" --> "The force has promoted me twice"
"Do you is fucking..." I fucking lost it! LOOOL XD
This is like if Yoda wrote the lines for the entire cast
Somehow this Anakin-Padme dialogue actually has MORE chemistry than the real translation, not less.
Seriously though this is incredible.
“Is that baby on the hoof?”
“Our baby blesses god’sly”
I living the child’s time you must at home. Make the home a little bit more safe. I can breakfast for the new house that baby tidy up it. It has a great father, a great hopeless situation warrior
So is Allah Gold
ah so it's like the dialogue was what was wrong then ?
"I've had enough of these politicseses"
2020 mood.
*2024 mood
Oh no, Count Dooku is a big.
mr. speaker, we are for the big.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I love that Count Dooku's name in this is just "The".
Good thing we are for the big
For you
1:30 is my absolute favorite. The minion is regretful that they let the whole fair go on without them escaping. Only when the stupid fair ends, do they escape.
Space General thought they had this shit handled. The memory of the fair is tainted now. Upon further contemplation, he comes to the sad conclusion that, really, he SHOULD feeds them all dog. He’s tried to be cool about this, but this is really the last straw.
...I think I just suffered a backstroke.
***** That's what I was punning off of.
+alienspacebat Almost went west.
***** No. Just... no.
***** I dunno...
***** You are really annoying, do you know that?
Please do the whole movie and I'll buy you a pie
The whole movie has been done months ago. You owe somebody pie, don't forget.
You can find it online
I want a copy when u get it Dan, I will chip in for the pie.
Umm, this is a reel of highlights FROM the whole movie...
Dan Bull They did
“Do you fuck on i?” Had me rolling 😂
lost it at Mr Speaker, we are for the big. 1:03
I had a Chinese bootleg Star Wars, the scene where C3PO says "Oh my!" translated into Oh Shit!
*General Grievous coughs*
"Smelly Boyy!"
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big" needs to be a t-shirt
"I was old" is pretty accurate since the original trilogy came out before this movie lmao
oh shit
Windu to Palpatine:
"The general space can always succeed to succeed
he is very deceitful
Mr. Speaker, we can
never compromise to black."
I'm collecting pieces of my brain...XD
But Text How Big (Mace Windu) is actually a black xD
+TomdeArgentina this would be a hit in the cinemas
Don't make Windu collect your brain; we already know how Samuel L Jackson feels every time he's gotta pick up little bits of brain and skull: He's the goddamn Guns of The Navarone.
"I do not need the child's help"
_cue Anakin killing the younglings at the temple_
I FEEL FAR FROM GOOD.
In all honesty, it sounds like an awesome line!
+Drawtoonz Studio Your thumbnail is perfect for this comment.
I'm from the future!
"I feel far from good."
That is gold!
GOLD!!!!
Allah gold
If a person wants to comprehend, that he must the square who study it the square, but a little bit much more than only concerning, if you like to be a leads more astutely, that you must accept this more great power. But want the caution hopeless situation Allah gold, you only ask for help, me then can become the...the knowledge of the dark of the study hopeless, in the fire of water.
You say what?
LMAO...can't pick a favorite quote, too many to choose from
mr speaker, we are for the big.
Mallika Banerjee for me it's a tie between "R2, do you is fucking" and "smelly boy"
To, the R2 came right away in a moment then can make we out.
SMELLY BOY
I feel far from good
But this is all George Lucas' original dialogue!
What keeps this so funny is how some of the lines are actually pretty close to the original, like, "this is far from good" isn't that far from "I have a bad feeling about this, and "speaker" is fairly close to "Chancellor". Then, you get gold like "A day after the fair".
It's apparently an old expression which means "too late".
Ash : Guys only want one thing and it's friggin disgusting.
Obi Wan : The disgusting thing came.
Star wars the revenge of the sith - age rating ( PG ) obiwan "Do you fuck on I?" 0:20
One of the characters for the chinese phrase for "doing" is the same for "fuck", so it was probably just an unfortunate translation from something along the lines of "what are you doing"
psst.... its PG-13
PG means Parental Guidance, so it is somewhat self-explanatory.
the movie was PG-13...
‘The general space can always succeed to succeed’
"He is a big." Fuck I shouldn't have been watching this at work.
The adventures of Alah Gold and Ratio Tile will live on to the end of all things
"Is what is the row"
"Always is a R2 to come to"
"Do not take the elevator to do the game"
"Is all a disaster that R2 ask for"
"Is you make the ghost"
"I what did not to"
-Ratio Tile and Allah Gold bickering
a day after the fair.
Garrett McCann I should really feeds you all dog.
It's even funnier that they managed to find voice actors that sound like the original characters
That "a day after the fair" stuff always gets me, I think I almost died. The BackstrokeOfTheWest people did a pretty good job on this dub. Thanks for the highlights!
in comments we speak the same like is video picture
Good kind of.
of course, in fact.
Forssa1 Mr Speaker text comment a day after the fair!
apreciation of such media excites me
I make homework skippage for this session.
"You two careful, he is a big."
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big."
**TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS**
The front of the lemon avenue flying straightly
The fact that the Tv trope page of this film is just the editors shitposting is icing on the cake
The third BATTER TO DEATH THEM just nukes me every time.
The timing is just perfect 😂
Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
Obi: A day after the fair! Jump quickly!
Also robot: Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair.
Man I really missed that fair everyone's talking about :(
2:45 - The Mandalorian (2019)
"I should really feeds you all dog!"
No worse threat has ever been made.
Sounds like Shakespeare to me.
"I feel far from good" would make an awesome easter egg in Episode VIII...
Ok, the guy voicing Anakin here does a great Hayden Christensen impression. Like, this guy could play Anakin in an animated show better than the people they actually hired to do so.
This actually improved on the original dialogue between Padme and Anakin
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big" such a cold line 🗿😤
everyone saying they could watch the full movie: it exists. these guys dubbed the entire movie like this and it's great
And yet this still has better romantic dialogue than the actual movie.
"you two careful, he is a big."
"mr. speaker, we are for the big"
WELL... This is much more entertaining than the original, by FAR...
"I do not need the child's help." (He did)
1:37
When your 10 Intelligence character speaks
SMELLY BOY!
1:05 My friend’s senior quote.
succeed to succeed
Człowiek Drzewo very deceitful. Lol.
Who knew Count Dooku spoke proficient LolCat?
He'll cut you up rough if he catches you saying that.
+Distracted Globe Productions, you and not equal to I think severe.
+Distracted Globe Productions Ah crap, you're right. I'm scared now. He is a big after all and I'm not for the big...
I has been hating you!
I Can Has Handz Severed?
0:35
My brain at 2am
This is literally like if the translators for Zero Wing (if you remember THAT you deserve an internet senior's discount) wrote the movie.
"You two careful, he is a big"
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big"
"You died at the time of livinging the child."
0:53 sounds like something Shakespeare wrote
sharks445 This whole thing has a Shakespeare vibe to it.
If u saw the weird modern romeo and Juliet it's exactly like this
"I do not need the child's help."
Actually, he's the crux of your whole redemption arc, so... kinda, yes. XD
HOW is the voice acting so good??? Did they get the original cast to record these lines? I'm enjoying all this waay more than I should lol.
"A day after the fair, jump quickly!" I died.
*"The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly"*
He is speaking the language of gods.
"Is that baby on the hoof"
Do not know.
''smelly boy''
now we know what makes Vader in the original trilogy so terrifiying.
*me trying to speak japanese after 30 days of Duolingo*
_"Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair."_
_"I should really feeds you all dog!"_
(It appears that -General Grievous- Space General has adopted some weird Korean customs whilst in the -Separatist Alliance- Abruption Doctrine.)
"Is that baby on the hoof?"
"I feel far from good"
Jesus that one hit home