@@dietotakuthat will only happen if they try to overthrow the government, again. He only gets two terms. Together or split but still only 2 terms. I am sure that the ones that sold their votes/souls for eggs will be crying to come back to sanity and we are going to laugh. .
But there was nothing stopping him quitting before? Not to mention this episode put a *lot* more attention on Gaetz's scandals than if it had just remained at "most detested congressman resigns."
@ I must have overlooked that one when I seen “being my friend”. Hmmmm, considering it’s Gaetz, guessing “cartridges” would be those LeapFrog learning cartridges for his gf’s. 🤣🤷🏽♂️
Yeah…problem is with how stoned you gotta be to try it…you’ll forget you ordered it, then get freaked out when the delivery guy randomly brings you Mac & Cheese… …or so I’ve heard from my stoner friend, who is definitely not me 👀
Correction: Kings can be elected, there have been many elective monarchies throughout history as well as the occasional election by the nobility in non-election monarchies when there wasn't a clear successor, kings were elected in Rome before it became a republic, kingdoms in Ireland used to elect their kings before the English took over, the Holy Roman Empire, Bohemia, Hungary, Poland, Scandinavian countries, various ancient kingdoms in West Africa, the Mongol Empire. Modern examples are Cambodia, the Maori King movement in New Zealand and the Vatican City.
I am bit confused why there is a version with and without monologue. Anyway, the other one (focusing on closer look, without monologue) has many people celebrating how Seth's jackalness shows up, but yeah, bit of irony there
For efficiency's sake, their couple's name is Vivelon RamaMusk. And I think that when the squabbles start, Elon will just give Vivek a self-driving car. Who could have seen that fatal crash coming?
Trump made them co-chairs of a fake “department.” It’s like giving your toddler little brothers remotes that aren’t hooked up to the video game to fool them into thinking they’re playing along.
How much time will Elon have to devote to that stoopid job anyway? He already has his finger in about 27 pies. But yeah, that ludicrous job share is a recipe for disaster. Can’t wait!
I heard a comment about Trump's cabinet choices that was very encouraging. Consider this: in 2016, Trump started by hiring smart assholes to manage the government. But because they were smart, they criticized Trump and fought back. And so he fired them, one by one, and replaced them with stupid yes-men who approved of everything he did. Trump doesn't like being told he's wrong, and so his entire administration went like that: hire smart people, fire them, hire stupid fanboys who approve of everything he does, screw up left and right, then blame scapegoats. Again and again and again. This time around, Trump wants to skip the first step and pack the entire upper levels of government with "Trump loyalists." That means he's appointing nothing but stupid idiots who agree with everything he says and does. The people who would question his cabinet picks and tell him the American public doesn't like (alleged) child sex offenders...except for Trump himself (allegedly)...are long gone, which is why Trump appointed Gaetz as attorney general. Then he finally got some pushback from Congress, and he had to dump Gaetz. This is a preview of what the next four years...or more...are going to be like. Trump is going to massively screw everything up, because he's surrounding himself with idiots who approve of everything he says and does. And we, the American people, are going to suffer. So, what's the encouraging part? It's possible he may piss off the entire country to the point where the American public kicks him out in 2028, the way they did in 2020. It wasn't the Democrats who beat Trump in 2020, it was Trump himself.
Regarding the pronunciation of Celtics, I think it's probably from the Glaswegian football team Celtic FC which is also pronounced with a soft C sound. The pronunciation of celtic with a soft c was likely introduced by the French in the 18th century (celtique). After the 3rd century the celts sort of disappear culturally, and interest in them didn't resurface until the 18th/19th century. It was reintroduced in England through French interest and they pronounce it with the soft c. The C however is pronounced as a K in celtic languages, it comes from the Greek Keltoi (with a Kappa) and later Latin Celtae (also at firdt pronounced with a K sound, later more so as a 'ts' sound). So academically we've gone back to the more original pronunciation, which is why we pronounce the cultural group with a hard C, but the sportsball teams remained pronounced with a soft C. It's not really wrong, it's just different. Calling the cultural groups Celtics and not Celts, though, is. But I'll allow it for comedic purposes.
I've been friends with a whole family of scots for decades, and they are extremely hostile towards anyone that calls them Celts with a soft-C. They have no tolerance for that crap.
I too love it when people geek out in comments, and have spent some time thinking what I can write here so that I can genuinely convey that I'm not intending to have a go at what you've said, but merely to augment it. Thing is, my addition is: "England's interest in the Celtic peoples included banning their language and national dress, then prettifying the latter to suit the taste of the effete rich." So I sound like a right moany type. Maybe if I sandwich that between remarks sincerely praising the original comment that will convey my non-hostile intention?
Glasgow Celtic FC (Scottish football club) was founded in 1888 whereas the Boston Celtics was not founded until 1946, so you’re right - it was the Glaswegian team that introduced the pronunciation ‘Seltic’ into professional sports. Those Bostonians just pinched it! Love your comment btw. This etymology-loving Celt approves! 👍🏻
My mum keeps saying he looks like Jack Nicholson and I always reply “Don’t insult Jack Nicholson like that.” Other than the eyebrows I don’t see it personally - Jack was quite handsome in his day and Gaetz is a fugly Frankenstein’s monster.
TBF, as soon as you said, "how else are we gonna get a ring?", I FULLY expected a Jets joke. So Kenny, we're making the joke in our heads whether Seth says it out loud or not 😂
I’m hoping to discover an AI program that identifies Trump’s voice every time he speaks & replacing it with a chirpy audio clock announcing a countdown to what should be his last day in office.
I like how I am supposed to celebrate Matt Gaetz withdrawing from being anointed attorney general of the United States of America, in the same way I am supposed to celebrate Garry Glitter no longer being a regular guest on Top of the Pops It's they way that I won, but I don't really feel like I won anything that comforts me the most
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"No more working from home, as it causes less road congestion and wastes less fossil fuel. Now, if you need us, you can find us on the golf course."
Gaetz was so close to becoming Attorney General, but there was a minor issue...
😂😅
“Yoink” 🦝
good one!
You’re not losing it, too many of us are right there with you ❤
You're our saving grace. I don't know how else we will get through the next 4 years. Love to all.💜
lk u did 8 yrs ago
CORRECTION: the next 4 years _at least_
@@dietotakuthat will only happen if they try to overthrow the government, again. He only gets two terms. Together or split but still only 2 terms. I am sure that the ones that sold their votes/souls for eggs will be crying to come back to sanity and we are going to laugh. .
He is not in congress and not a nominee for a government position, so when will legal charges be brought against him?
You have a really optimistic view of things...
The only reason Trump wants women to be free is because he is sick of having to pay them.
You left out the part where Trump says, "Whether you like it or not." at the end of his speech about women's freedom. Says it all, really.
womp womp
It's story book morality. The prince never asks the princess.
The menendez brothers are too normal to be on trumps cabinet
they also murdered a diddler. I think that would make trump and geatz a little uncomfortable lol
@@firstlast6796 😂😂😂😂
@@firstlast6796they're also gun enthusiasts whose killed a hispanic man in self-defense... it's a tough call
I bet trump is giving them serious consideration!
@@AbsurdlyGeeky. Good Argument😂
WHY AREN'T WE CALLING THIS GEATZGATE?????
Have you tried to say that?
because this is too easy and hackey of a joke and frantically typing it in all caps doesnt make anyone believe its original or innovative?
If he lasted more than 8 days it may have come up.
Because Water Gaetz rolls off the tongue better
Cause his name is already Matt Gaetz. Just say his name.
great monologue
It's so glorious. I love you Seth, crew, even that mook Mikey da Shoe.
May God Take Care of Trump
Pslam 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office"
Lmfao where’s grim reaper when he’s needed hu?
President Vance will probably be at least as bad as Trump...
@@2010bigfathen IDK. Probably still jamming with Bill & Ted.
@@2010bigfathen I AGREE!!!
I enjoy the way Seth is "losing" it lately.. it reminds me how good of an actor he is..
But I still miss Norm.. :)
17 is not an adult
Exactly. There’s no such thing as a 17 year old woman.
neither is 20
40 for males 😂
@@abbysc417 lmfao ikr?
Correct
I actually like when you guys mess up! Makes it that much more real and relatable.
DJT did find someone worse: Pam Bondi.
Aryan Prom Queen for AG?
That tracks.
Not worse.
Unfortunately she is very corrupt as well
I think Trump only nominated him to give him an excuse to quit congress before the report came out.
Yep... it was a scam to bury the report.... everything he does is a scam
Yeah and Trump will now pardon him.
But there was nothing stopping him quitting before? Not to mention this episode put a *lot* more attention on Gaetz's scandals than if it had just remained at "most detested congressman resigns."
@@ec213 Had trump not nominated him they had released the report if he had quit or not.
That implies that Trump thinks more than one step at a time, which is patently false.
1 down, the rest of the administration to go.
Pam Bondi will do as she's told, as Gaetz would have done.
C'mon Happy Meal and myocardial infarction.
His first year he had a 90% turn over in staff. Maybe he's going for a personal record by starting early.
LOL! Yes.
I cant believe trump is president again. What a awful thing it is
2 months before that happens
me, too...
You are anti American.
@@markstevenson6635Yes, anything can happen in 2 months, and I hope it does.
Not yet,..
A few other reasons for the Venmo payments, “being awesome” “being my friend”
😂😂😂
And "cartridges"???
@ I must have overlooked that one when I seen “being my friend”. Hmmmm, considering it’s Gaetz, guessing “cartridges” would be those LeapFrog learning cartridges for his gf’s. 🤣🤷🏽♂️
That’s less than a Scaramucci.
Scaramucci is a good man
@@giuliettadeglispiriti7365that’s why he didn’t last in Trump 1
I liked the making coffee at home as a miracle too
CORRECTION: it's pronounced KELTICS with a hard K when you refer to the actual people.
Only the American usage of the word is pronounced with a C
Beat me to it
OK jackals 😂
And they would've just been called the "Celts", "Celtic" is a term to describe the languages and cultures.
Tell that to Glasgow Celtic supporters, I dare you!
Joke
Walmart has a delivery app, so you don't have to go to the store stoned. Or so I'm told by a stoner. Which is totally not me.
🤨🤔🤷♀️☺️
Yeah…problem is with how stoned you gotta be to try it…you’ll forget you ordered it, then get freaked out when the delivery guy randomly brings you Mac & Cheese…
…or so I’ve heard from my stoner friend, who is definitely not me 👀
LOL the stoned at Wal-Mart impression was a bit too spot on 😂😶🌫
Agree…hilarious! As if he had walked in those shoes. 😂😂😂
JD Vance has eyes deader than a Victorian porcelain doll.
Thank you for that mental image. How am I supposed to sleep now?
Nah, that's Stephen Miller.
The only human being? on this earth that can evoke the Uncanny Valley.
No, Stephen Miller looks like Nosferatu's illegitimate child.
@@pazz6708I have no idea who Nosferatu is and I still found this funny.
@goodtroublemaker143 Just Google an image of Nosferatu, and you'll see what I mean. 😄
The title should be “Matt Gaetz Pulls Out of Trumps AG”
Don't be silly, Trumps AG isn't underage.
@ Sorry, that should be Giant Ass. 🙄
I’ll likely never watch the standalone Closer Looks as long as the opening is lumped together with it.
Thank god.!
I totally accepted that the word _"HEADline"_ was the sheer punchline of the BJ news. I'm not saying I loved it, but I accepted it.
AND FRIZZ. we hate the frizz. 😂
The millennial saint joke was hilarious 😂
Could have gone with "his miracle was seeing Jesus in a piece of avocado toast instead of buying a house"
@@graemethompson6705Should have just been, "they were able to buy an affordable home."
Correction: Kings can be elected, there have been many elective monarchies throughout history as well as the occasional election by the nobility in non-election monarchies when there wasn't a clear successor, kings were elected in Rome before it became a republic, kingdoms in Ireland used to elect their kings before the English took over, the Holy Roman Empire, Bohemia, Hungary, Poland, Scandinavian countries, various ancient kingdoms in West Africa, the Mongol Empire.
Modern examples are Cambodia, the Maori King movement in New Zealand and the Vatican City.
Indeed, the Celts (k sound) elected a king
I am bit confused why there is a version with and without monologue. Anyway, the other one (focusing on closer look, without monologue) has many people celebrating how Seth's jackalness shows up, but yeah, bit of irony there
Vatican City? Are you talking about the Pope?
Matt will experience the AG up closel
It was my favorite also Seth
Wow .. just wow
My favorite too Seth. I actually laughed
Wonder why Gaetz' 'wife' hasn't been shoved in front of the cameras to offer, eh, "total confidence and support" in/for her, eh, 'husband'?
Because she's still finishing her homework?
One of his underage partners alleged there was "an adult woman" involved. Wild speculation go.
Good point!
She's at the Divorce Attorneys just now ...
where is Vance anyway? I swear I haven't heard anything about that man since the election
Amen 🙏
Not missing him
That's what vice presidents do lol. Hopefully he stays in a cave far away
He's practicing for being VP.
JD claimed he was hiking the Appalachian trail, but really ran off to France for a tryst with a chaise lounge.
Seth doing a stoned guy is totally hilarious. Please more stoned guy.😏
You'd almost think that he has personal experience.
theres a special tent at impressions camp.
@@markmac2206 All the counselors start there every morning for some reason
This country's doink is gonna fall off.
I thought it was to collect all the Richards in DC. Talk about "draining the swamp" - that's what Matt Gaetz calls it...
The Mendendez brother are the new nominees to head the elder care program.
(Oh, you reacted the same way the audience did to Seth's joke. )
That botox on Matt sure did fade quickly
Evil has a way of making people ugly!
Seth you totally went into jackal mode on rfk skeleton comment...ahahaha I love it!!
Let's elect him King!
Wouldn't the jackals then be the jesters 🤔@@canadaclaret
Elon Musk and Ramaswamy are going to attack each other very soon. Two very big Ego's in the room, what could go wrong.... ? Any ideas?
Government efficiency czar - why not have two?
For efficiency's sake, their couple's name is Vivelon RamaMusk.
And I think that when the squabbles start, Elon will just give Vivek a self-driving car. Who could have seen that fatal crash coming?
😂😂😂
Trump made them co-chairs of a fake “department.” It’s like giving your toddler little brothers remotes that aren’t hooked up to the video game to fool them into thinking they’re playing along.
How much time will Elon have to devote to that stoopid job anyway? He already has his finger in about 27 pies. But yeah, that ludicrous job share is a recipe for disaster. Can’t wait!
Awesomeness
When you're fuzzy enough to ask for everything bagel mac n' cheese, you may want to stay home 😂
That *was* a very unfortunate headline. Plurals shouldn't have apostrophes.
Just a thought: Trump wants women to be "free" This guy sees most of his relationships as transactional.
The last time he paid for one, it was a minor political snafu. But he's cheap.
@@AbsurdlyGeeky It would have been a major political snafu, but Republicans have no moral character.
This might be the first time ol' Matt has pulled out of anything/one.
Rita is awesome
Too bad Gaetz didn't withdraw from that 17 year old
Ewwwe!
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
oof
you should find out how Hegseth "withdrew" and literally threw in the towel.
He didn’t even make it office yet and he’s taking L’s
gaetz had shown n divulged his behavior to many in Congress!! No one then asked him to quit!
WOW poor ethics…..
these are our politicians!??!
I'm not a woman, but can I get some of that 'no longer abandoned, lonely, in danger, in fear and anxiety'?
It’s not even Thanksgiving, that doesn’t count as a Christmas present
My favorite too Seth.
Yeah, but what's the other hand doing? Sigh. Dellude; distract; sure wish we had a press that didn't chase every 'scandal' like a dog on meth.
Former US congressman and future Senator... its really sad but watch DUH'santis do FLA like that
I played “hello darkness my old friend,” in my head as Seth missed his pencil.
Jags catching strays lol
So now that he has withdrawn, there's not going to be an investigation? Shouldn't it be the opposite?
Skeletons can’t vote anyone to be King? Welcome to the other side. I nominate Seth for King of the Jackals.
A box of "everything bagel" Kraft Dinner is the most Canadian thing you will find in an American Walmart.
This is the way, eh?
@Lowlandlord my culture is not your dinner 😜
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner... but we would.
All Dressed Poutine potato chips would like a word...
European here: what on Earth _is_ an ‘everything bagel’?? What’s in/on it? What does it taste like?
I heard a comment about Trump's cabinet choices that was very encouraging. Consider this: in 2016, Trump started by hiring smart assholes to manage the government. But because they were smart, they criticized Trump and fought back. And so he fired them, one by one, and replaced them with stupid yes-men who approved of everything he did. Trump doesn't like being told he's wrong, and so his entire administration went like that: hire smart people, fire them, hire stupid fanboys who approve of everything he does, screw up left and right, then blame scapegoats. Again and again and again. This time around, Trump wants to skip the first step and pack the entire upper levels of government with "Trump loyalists." That means he's appointing nothing but stupid idiots who agree with everything he says and does. The people who would question his cabinet picks and tell him the American public doesn't like (alleged) child sex offenders...except for Trump himself (allegedly)...are long gone, which is why Trump appointed Gaetz as attorney general. Then he finally got some pushback from Congress, and he had to dump Gaetz. This is a preview of what the next four years...or more...are going to be like. Trump is going to massively screw everything up, because he's surrounding himself with idiots who approve of everything he says and does. And we, the American people, are going to suffer. So, what's the encouraging part? It's possible he may piss off the entire country to the point where the American public kicks him out in 2028, the way they did in 2020. It wasn't the Democrats who beat Trump in 2020, it was Trump himself.
Not just you. The world is going to suffer. Life is already too expensive in Canada and it’s about to get even worse.
Let's hope they kick him out much sooner than 2028.
"That's not the joke..."😂🤣😂
Why was it a distraction matt?
Regarding the pronunciation of Celtics, I think it's probably from the Glaswegian football team Celtic FC which is also pronounced with a soft C sound.
The pronunciation of celtic with a soft c was likely introduced by the French in the 18th century (celtique).
After the 3rd century the celts sort of disappear culturally, and interest in them didn't resurface until the 18th/19th century. It was reintroduced in England through French interest and they pronounce it with the soft c.
The C however is pronounced as a K in celtic languages, it comes from the Greek Keltoi (with a Kappa) and later Latin Celtae (also at firdt pronounced with a K sound, later more so as a 'ts' sound).
So academically we've gone back to the more original pronunciation, which is why we pronounce the cultural group with a hard C, but the sportsball teams remained pronounced with a soft C.
It's not really wrong, it's just different. Calling the cultural groups Celtics and not Celts, though, is. But I'll allow it for comedic purposes.
Your benevolent allowance is appreciated. Genuinely interesting.
I've been friends with a whole family of scots for decades, and they are extremely hostile towards anyone that calls them Celts with a soft-C. They have no tolerance for that crap.
I too love it when people geek out in comments, and have spent some time thinking what I can write here so that I can genuinely convey that I'm not intending to have a go at what you've said, but merely to augment it. Thing is, my addition is:
"England's interest in the Celtic peoples included banning their language and national dress, then prettifying the latter to suit the taste of the effete rich."
So I sound like a right moany type. Maybe if I sandwich that between remarks sincerely praising the original comment that will convey my non-hostile intention?
@@calumproctor981 Great addition! I often think purely linguistically and don't emerse myself in the cultural ramifications enough so thank you!
Glasgow Celtic FC (Scottish football club) was founded in 1888 whereas the Boston Celtics was not founded until 1946, so you’re right - it was the Glaswegian team that introduced the pronunciation ‘Seltic’ into professional sports. Those Bostonians just pinched it!
Love your comment btw. This etymology-loving Celt approves! 👍🏻
Thank you Seth
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your families 🦃☮️
"Matt Gaetz Withdraws" might not be the best look for him right now.
New math: 1Gaetz = .7272 Scaramucci
One correction - Rachel Zegler is a terrible guest choice 😂
Thank you Mr Seth Meyers I'm doing well thanks for thinking of me🎉
I REALLY enjoyed your new stand up Seth!!!❤️❤️❤️
why is gaetz not in jail? ah, he's a republican!
Gaetz says,no worries I am off to school. Reporters: To get more education. Gaetz: No, high school lets out at 3:30.
Get there early enough, you can sniff all the bicycle seats
He has already found someone worse.
Gaetz will be so grateful to Trump to put him in the spotlight!
Way to go, Seth. Now everyone's thinking about your doink.
This may be the first time Matt Gaetz withdrew from anything that didn't have a freshly torn hymen.
damn you just ripped his.
@@markmac2206 That's what she said...
Well that was visceral 🤮
Nicky who? And going into Walmart "that" stoned is about the only way I can go into Walmart.
Obviously.
He likes to withdraw when he's finished
I loved the bit about the not knowing what efficiency means.
Matt Gaetz withdraws, a decision for which many young women, at the time, were exceedingly grateful...
Mark Gaetz withdraws......thats not what the underage girl said 😂😂
Too much traffic for gaetz
Correction: Trump wouldn't push Pantine, he would sell trump shampoo 😅
Gaetz' plastic surgery makes him look like his goal in life was to cosplay as Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's "Batman."
He reminds me of Colier Squidbilly
My mum keeps saying he looks like Jack Nicholson and I always reply “Don’t insult Jack Nicholson like that.” Other than the eyebrows I don’t see it personally - Jack was quite handsome in his day and Gaetz is a fugly Frankenstein’s monster.
I happened to love the coffee at home joke😂😂😂😅
Woot!
10:36 Seth embracesing his inner Jackel 😂
+2:41 that's a really accurate stoned person, bruah! ROFLOL! 😂❤🎉
Why is our country run by cartoons characters?
Because the populace is pretty damn dumb.
I feel like we already corrected Seth on how to say Celtic vs the Boston Celtics. Was it all for nothing?
Don't be so upset.. :))
One day..
Big strong men are weeping about it
Why wouldn’t it be pronounced the same lol. English is a ridiculous fucking language.
TBF, as soon as you said, "how else are we gonna get a ring?", I FULLY expected a Jets joke. So Kenny, we're making the joke in our heads whether Seth says it out loud or not 😂
4 years ago I thought Tulsi Gabbard was a good person .. boy was I wrong.
Seth is unhinged today and I’m here for it
I’m hoping to discover an AI program that identifies Trump’s voice every time he speaks & replacing it with a chirpy audio clock announcing a countdown to what should be his last day in office.
I like how I am supposed to celebrate Matt Gaetz withdrawing from being anointed attorney general of the United States of America, in the same way I am supposed to celebrate Garry Glitter no longer being a regular guest on Top of the Pops
It's they way that I won, but I don't really feel like I won anything that comforts me the most
Kelts, not "Seltics". Just sayin'