@@Tired_Nerd2006 from Wikipedia: Stockholm syndrome is a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors during captivity.
“I thought we ate animals, are we not doing that anymore?” I love that in this universe, one guy decides to use soap and then everyone’s life changes, so this is like, normal. It’s just everything changes and they’re like “welp, guess this is life now”
So... this is a planet of clones, right? so they'd mostly have all the same mindset/personality. Except the one who comes up with new ideas. So maybe there's a glitch or a mutation or something that allows one clone to overpower the others (socially), and the others just give in because that's the sort of personality they have. Would be very different if the core personality of the entire planet were something else, but so it goes. A planet of sheep with occasional llamas?
Apparently cats actually domesticated themselves. They figured hanging out with the humans would give them shelter and a supply of rodents from the farm. The humans figured, "This fluffy cute animal kills all of the rodents. Let's keep it." So they did.
Nah, dogs domesticated themselves by figuring out humans were great co-hunters. Cats figured out they would take advantage of human settlements, humans figured out cats are the ultimate pest control so let them. So really it has been a partnership until we decided to make them slav-.... Pets, I mean pets.
Actually it was cats that originally domesticated early humans and kept them as pets. The dolphins then taught them how to swim and catch fish. And then the dragons who ruled the planet at the time taught humans how to harness fire before returning to their home planet. After the dragons left the humans convinced themselves that they were in charge, but the truth is they are still the pets of the current rulers, cats.
My husband and I are always telling Squirrel (our cat) to get a job. She replies with eating some kibble and then promptly drops to the ground for her 50th nap of the day.
My cat will stalk her litter box. If she sees me going in or out of the bathroom, she'll wander off and pretend she doesn't need to go... Sometimes I can see her box from the kitchen. She'll glance over as she's going in and if she sees me looking, she'll leave and sit in the hall for about 5 minutes!
Whereas there's my cat who is a lady and needs privacy (not a lidded litter box-- the entire bathroom has to be vacant). Then she tries to cover it by scraping the wall, the floor, etc. That is, until we gentle yell at her (bc the sound is so loud) "Good Job! You're Done!"
Never in my life have I heard owning a pet being described as developing Stockholm Syndrome, and yet it's so hilariously accurate I can't exactly refute it
This conversation absolutely played out some time in ancient Egypt, though it ended differently, "Well cat poop in a box is better than rat poop is my bread so let's build a literal temple to these fuzzy critters!"
I somehow doubt the ancient egyptians had them poop in a box. They just let the cats do their business outside. After all, this is Egypt we're talking about, the whole goddamn country is a giant sandbox.
Also, let's be real, humans didn't decide to domesticate cats. Cats realized that these wierd monkeys that collected lots of grain attracted mice and decided to adopt us as a species and save us from having to deal with quite as much famine and plague.
Also, cat in Ancient Egyptian is 'Mau', after the sound it makes. I can just imagine some Egyptian Dude says 'what do we call this thing, anyway?' Cat: Mau Egyptian Dude: Fair enough!
@@dynamicworlds1 Humans technically didn't even domesticate cats. The majority are naturally domesticated, meaning they just evolved to live alongside us.
Ancient Egyptian 1: "Hey look, a cat!" Cat: *sits on the guys lap* Ancient Egyptian 1: Ancient Egyptian 1: "This is my cat now." Ancient Egyptian 2: "We could make a religion out of this"
I'm an archaeology student and I feel the need to tell you that that the first cat name we found in ancient Egypt translates to Sweetie. (The second one is Kitty)
Cats are obligatory carnivores, they have claws and teeth like a factory press and short digestive tract, they have to eat animals. We have a digestive system of a plant-eating monkey (surprise-surprise), and are not good with animal products (digestive tract issues, heart and brain disease ect). We are technically omnivores, but not even so much. So I wouldn't say we have it in common
“He’s too dumb and he doesn’t have thumbs.” “Oh, well alright.” “But he does have 10 small knives in his paws that will tear up every fabric in the house.” “...”
@@Cruddy129 K late but cats only have four claws on their back paws. So... 20, including all four paws and canine teeth. Although, cats don't tend to scratch carpets with their teeth, haha
"so we r kidnapping him?" "oh no we're gonna give him food until he develops kind of a-" "STOCKHOLM SYNDROME" oH my god that the the funniest and smartest and darkest thing in a skit. i love this
"So have you SEEN him? Then I don't understand what the problem is here..." -- literally me whenever someone doesn't like my cat. It's like dude he's freaking adorable, you're morally obligated to love him! Yeah he steals things and bites people, but he's so CUTE. Of course he needs to live with me.
@@sipos0 when I first adopted my cat as a kitten, he purred in my arms and somebody asked if I was sure I wanted him. An adorable fluffy thing just snuggled against me and made content noises, oh yeah, it's staying with me forever. Lol. Now he goes where I go even though he's a big shedding fluffy ball now who meows all night and steals my belongings.
@@fatalshore5068 that isn't how toxoplasmosis works. In humans, it causes increased risk taking behaviour, but not affinity to cats. It is also usually caught from eating undercooked meat from infected animals (that git it from eating something contaminated with cat feces or a rodent with it) too, rather than from cat feces.
IRL it went like this: A: "Hey, didn't we have a mouse problem?" B: "Yeah. It was real bad too." A: "What happened to all the mice then?" B: "Oh, that cute little fury guy over there totally killed a bunch of them and the rest said 'F this' and left." A: "So, I guess that cute little fury guy is going to leave and keep chasing the mice wherever they went to, isn't he?" B: "Well, we could feed him and call him Mr. Fluffles. Maybe he'll stick around then and the mice won't come back. And if they do Mr. Fluffles could totally kill a bunch of them again." A: "Having a personal mouse assassin on call is Tight." B: "YeahYeahYeah."
"He's also really good at catching rats and birds and pests that size!" "Oh cool, so he'll be like our own little pest control!" "Yeah, except he'll bring us their dead bodies 'cause he thinks we don't know how to hunt." "Why did I think that would end well?"
Cat's don't think we can't hunt. Cats have ZERO concept of purchased food, and we present them with food on a regular basis, the only conclusion is that they think we catch it. But we give them "our catch" all the time...They're just returning the favor.
Yeah the bird thing is really a massive problem. They are wiping out native bird populations like it is going out of style. Outdoor cats in the United States alone kill 2.4 billion birds a year. Really has the potential to fuck the whole ecosystem over quickly. But crazy cat ladies don't care they just keep giving them food and places to breed.
@@aaronburkeen6409 The number they kill is irrelevant. They AREN'T being killed above replacement numbers. Please learn how the ecosystem works before you whinge about it.
@@UmatsuObossa Where are you getting this information? Because from what I see bird populations are dropping at an ecologically worrying rate, that would not be happening if it was below the replacement rate. Why don't you actually do some research. Care to explain what the replacement rate is in North American birds? Because I cannot find shit about that.
What's crazy is how little cats actually changed once we started domesticating them. The difference between dogs and wolves is huge, but cats are practically the exact same as they were when they were wild Savannah cats. It's less like we domesticated them and we really just accepted a roommate that eats rodents for us
They basically domesticated themselves, ending up around humans for the small animals that raided food storage. And the traits that made them good at rodent control didn’t require to change all that much compared to the changes dogs underwent to go from cooperating more with each other to cooperating with humans
Elmo, The Lord, Our Savior That’s the magic of Ryan George. In almost every single sketch, through the magic of costume design and polar opposite characters and motivations, he is able to create a unique cast of characters with just himself. I’m probably reading too much into this, but Ryan is able to pull this off so well. I doubt his style will get old anytime soon.
And despite the massive cons list, cats are still the best pets. At least they can take themselves on walks and are capable of being alone for an hour without losing their minds when you come back.
“So what is the purpose of having this thing living with us for free?” “Well I’m thinking that since this thing is so cute and curious that we could actually record him and post videos of him on the internet.” “I don’t know. It is cute and all, but I don’t think that will ever catch on...” “Can we try it?” “Meh. Sure.” *(Two weeks later)* (Living in mansion with Gucci clothes) “...We need to get more of these things!” “Yes let’s do that!”
As a former Cat owner, I approve this message! 😁👍 😻 We had a cat named Cookie that was wondering the streets years ago back when she was 2 years old. We found the owner and she was so thrilled about letting us keep Cookie. Cookie had been with other foster cats, but didn't get along with them. So... after some negotiation with my parents, my brother and I were excited to have a pet cat! 😁👍🐱 Almost 20 years this year, Cookie passed away. She was a very good cat who didn't bite or scratch. Unless she was scratching on logs outside and the piece of carpet that went a little past the Bannister. This was where Cookie would sit a few steps down from the main floor. She also got in a few cat fights, but for the most part, she was chill. RIP Cookie. ⚰️❤️😿🐾
I think I adopted her reincarnation. I have a cat named Cookie that I adopted when she was 2. and what you are describing sounds exactly like her. One question... was your Cookie a Calico?
I had a beautiful Calico born in my home. I named her Cookie. I dreamt the next 15 years of my life with her the day she was born. But she passed away at the age 6 months because of a tragedy. It's been 3 months and I'm still in mourning.
When I was in high school, we lived in an apartment that did not allow pets. My father read that "Petting a nice, furry cat will lower your blood pressure," so he bought a furry pillow, that was about 12-18 inches long, and about 6-8 inches around, a furry cylinder, and told us, "This is our cat, for as long as we're living here." We tried petting it, and it was zen, and all, but it does NOT compare to the JOY of petting a REAL LIVE CAT that is ACTUALLY ALLOWING YOU TO PET IT! That's' the thing: They don't always allow you to pet them, even when they already have Stockholm syndrome. Some of them just don't get cuddly, ever. And the ones who do get cuddly are cuddly on THEIR terms and on THEIR schedule. So, when you have one that will actually ALLOW you to hold it and pet it, when you need cuddles? It is JOY! JOY SUBLIME! A furry pillow is nice, if you just need to soothe with the repetitive motion, and the fur feels nice on your skin. But it does not have NEARLY the beneficial effects that a REAL cat does, if the cat will allow pets and cuddles.
My anxiety and depression have decreased significantly since adopting my kitty. Having something this cute and snuggly who loves me for just providing food and shelter is amazing.
@@arthurdurham ikr? I dont have a cat but I have "adopted" my friend's cat because we basically live in each other's houses, and I often dog-sit a dog who is the loveliest cutie ever. Pets are the best
So the lack of pockets on women's clothes is obviously continued suppression to keep women out of the work force and dependent on men!?!??? #PocketsForWomen
I love cats so much. That roommate doesn't know the happiness he's getting himself into. He doubts now, but just wait until one of those little guys curls up in his lap and purrs and all his problems just melt away as this precious friend will stay by your side until the very end. :)
EnderEli agreed. whenever I go for a walk outside, my cat follows me around until she feel’s like it’s too far from home. She used to be a stray and she just wondered into our house and made herself at home. She loves human company and dislikes being alone without us for too long. When we first got her she didn’t know how to use the litter tray, we trained her, and now sometimes she comes home after being outside just specifically for using the litter tray. Which is very convenient, since our neighbours were worried about us having a cat since they wanted their garden to stay clean. She’s a tabby and the most adorable animal I’ve been able to bond the best with out of all the pet’s I’ve had. If we hadn’t taken her in we would have missed out on a lot of happiness.
@@shadow14805 Aww, what a precious cat! When I lived in Arizona, my first pet (a black cat named Toby) ran away and a stray we'd known for a while just walked in and comforted me and my sisters. She was a Calico cat we named Daisy and, unlike Toby, we let her in and out of the house, but didn't stray far. She was so nice, especially to my mom who had some bad health difficulties at the time. It was nice reading about your cat!
I feel like this conversation should have gone been” Guy 1: “I’m not sure about this?” Guy 2: “Okay, but have you seen him?” Guy 1: “I see your point, welcome home kitty.”
0:49 the second the cat becomes concerned because normally Ryan talks to the cat, but here the cat sees he is not being spoken to and Ryan is in fact talking to the air.
After years of feeding my cat, taking him to the vet, cleaning out the litter box, cleaning up his puke, feeding him, cleaning up his puke, taking him to the vet, cleaning out the litter box, feeding him, taking him to the vet, feeding him, cleaning up his puke and taking him to the vet for the very last time today : ( . . . I have decided that owning a cat is ultimately quite hard.
@@blazerocker1734 - I'm sorry to hear :( Pet owning is definitely not super easy, but I feel it's ultimately worth it. Sounds like you gave him a good life :)
Having re-watch this so many times to give myself a laugh I realize I don’t know if it’s not on TH-cam but I don’t see a video of the first person to own a dog so if you have not done so already I think that’ll be a great idea! Thank you for bringing a lot of fun to the Internet
"It'll be hard to share a bathroom with another roommate" "Actually he poops outside" "Oh cool so we just give him a key and he can go when he wants" "Oh no no no no no. You must restrain him with a rope and accompany him every time" "What but what if it's snowing or late at night" "Doesn't matter" "Ok then" "And you have to pick up your poop with your hands" "Wait what? But he's an animal, they poop outside all the time why would you do that?" "Because we don't like seeing dog poop anywhere we decided"
@@DDLAFFEY724 man you're missing out on a lot if you don't know the nigahiga TH-cam channel and if you like Ryan Georges videos you would love Ryan Higas one too
Ok, The Incredible Ryan George has finally made a cat video on the internet. Amazing. He didn’t mention all the damaged furniture he will get from this cat. Whoops, Whoopsie! But, why do we need a cat? Because. That works.
There's 2 others: "If Cats Could Talk" (don't be drinking anything while you watch...it'll come out your nose), and "2 Guys That Don't Know They're Cats". Enjoy!
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Jayden Marvel please do the first person to cook food
How is this comment 1 day ago when this video was posted like 5 minutes ago!
If you see this I think you should do a skit on the first person to own a house
First guy to pitch a movie
@RyanGeorge you should make the guy to ever have a girlfriend
The cat trying to crawl out of his arms right as he says “He doesn’t want to be here.” is perfect.
However, the cat cannot escape.
Why?
Because.
That works.
Actually, because of Ryan's grip.
Oh, Ryan's grip is TIGHT.
Onkel Pappkov Damnit you beat me to it!
You mean purrfect
Purrrfect*
That only happened because the cat didn't know he was going to say that. The cat was pissed when it found out how helpful it was in that moment.
"So will he like being pet?"
" Yes, but only in certain spots and in short bursts. Then he'll want you to get all the way off his back."
Oh, OK, let me get off of that thing!
get up up up all the way off my back shnarf
Whoops
Will it be hard to take care of it?
Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience! Oh really! Yeah...
@@itsprobablyme9337 Whoopsie!
TH-cam: Dear god please somebody come up with an original idea
Ryan George: The first man to ever hold my beer
Fudhail Wahab THIS WOULD BE AN AMAZING VIDEO
"hold my beer"
"why can't you just.... put it down?"
@Fudhail Wahab Hah! Just subscribed, his followers are seeming like a very well humoured lot :-)
Fudhail Wahab the irony is how unoriginal your comment is
@@SerenityScratch Is it as ironic as Ryan George being praised for an original idea while making a literal TH-cam cat video?
Jon Smith omg you’re right holy crap
Applause for this very patient kitty who was well behaved for all of these takes. 🐱
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
🥳 👏 🎉
i bet it didnt bite a SINGLE clone during any takes
👏 👏
My cat, who is usually silent, meowed right after he said "He's too dumb and his thumbs don't exist." You've insulted him and hurt him deeply.
It’s been a month how is your cat
@@breadwinner80 He's hurt, Confused, Scarred. I'm paying for cat therapy now.
@@duffchick58 that’s rough buddy
@@breadwinner80 'Tis the price I must pay to look at his cute little mug, pet his fat furry body, and make fun of his thumbless existence.
This was probably a coincidence, since cats are too dumb to understand human languages.
''He will be torn between wishing you were dead and remembering you're his only source of food providing.''
This whole “the first guy” series is TIGHT
Is this "the first guy" series hard to write?
Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
For someone who hasn't owned a cat yet and at the same time is the first person ever to own one, he is surprisingly knowledgeable about its habits.
"He doesn't have pockets and so he's unemployed at the moment"
I love the fact that not having pockets leads to unemployment xD
Of course it does!! Where are you gonna put the wallet for the money if you dont have pockets.
"And for all forseeable moments"
If that were true, then women would almost never have jobs, because the clothing companies think that women having pockets is a joke xD
someone give that cat a purse.
It does lead to that
Feeding cats until they develop Stockholm syndrome is TIGHT
Sure, but it's definitely not super easy or barely an inconvenience.
its Super hard totally an inconvienance.
That part was the funniest lol!!!!
I live in Stockholm and have two cats. :O What does this mean?
I just gave you your 666th like. So that means, as long as nobody likes your comment, your the incarnation of evil.
"We're gonna give him food until he develops--"
"Stockholm Syndrome?"
"A bond with us."
This part really gets me. Lol
😂😂🤣🤣😂
lol
Read it just as I heard it.
What's sotckholme syndrome
@@Tired_Nerd2006 from Wikipedia: Stockholm syndrome is a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors during captivity.
The chemistry between Ryan and Ryan is unbelievable
“I thought we ate animals, are we not doing that anymore?”
I love that in this universe, one guy decides to use soap and then everyone’s life changes, so this is like, normal. It’s just everything changes and they’re like “welp, guess this is life now”
Almost exactly like real life
So... this is a planet of clones, right? so they'd mostly have all the same mindset/personality.
Except the one who comes up with new ideas. So maybe there's a glitch or a mutation or something that allows one clone to overpower the others (socially), and the others just give in because that's the sort of personality they have.
Would be very different if the core personality of the entire planet were something else, but so it goes. A planet of sheep with occasional llamas?
Or sheep with occasional shepherds
I mean, it was decided.
Ryan is their god.
Apparently cats actually domesticated themselves. They figured hanging out with the humans would give them shelter and a supply of rodents from the farm. The humans figured, "This fluffy cute animal kills all of the rodents. Let's keep it." So they did.
Isn't rat-catching what terriers and Weiner dogs are for? Cats trying to put dogs out of work since the beginning.
Nah, dogs domesticated themselves by figuring out humans were great co-hunters. Cats figured out they would take advantage of human settlements, humans figured out cats are the ultimate pest control so let them. So really it has been a partnership until we decided to make them slav-.... Pets, I mean pets.
Cats are only semi- domesticated. Also w have learned that they do understand their name. They don't respond because they don't feel like it.
@@WukongTheMonkeyKing Some do respond.
Actually it was cats that originally domesticated early humans and kept them as pets. The dolphins then taught them how to swim and catch fish.
And then the dragons who ruled the planet at the time taught humans how to harness fire before returning to their home planet.
After the dragons left the humans convinced themselves that they were in charge, but the truth is they are still the pets of the current rulers, cats.
"But he's super cute and sometimes you get to rub his belly until *suddenly* you don't anymore."
That's the essence of a cat right there. 🤣
_laughs while cleaning wounds with rubbing alcohol_
cat scratches dont even register with me anymore
how about we just pet cat's head and chin instead of belly.
SkoczMiNaPukiel you can do that until suddenly you can't anymore also.
@@dickottel have you ever felt a cats belly, it's worth the risk...
My husband and I are always telling Squirrel (our cat) to get a job. She replies with eating some kibble and then promptly drops to the ground for her 50th nap of the day.
Luna (my cat) already has a job: Alarm Clock. Shes terrible at it but I still love her. Shes trying her best XD
Oh, my cat's name is chipmunk!! Maybe they are cousins!!
Me upon reading the name: *Ironic.*
- "But have you seen him?"
- "Yes, I'm doing that right now"
- "So I don't understand what the problem is"
Couldn't agree more 😅😅😅
My favorite part
Me through.
whoops, you guys seen my tumbleweed?
Me.
Ryan: So you have a dumb cat for me today!
Other Ryan: Yes sir I do...
Ryan: So, how are we gonna take care of this cat without it making a mess and causing trouble?
Other Ryan: Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Aww. Having a dumb cat is TIGHT!!!
That's not other Ryan you idiot. That's totally a different person
Cats thoughts while shooting: "Great, my owner's lost it, talking to himself...."
"Owner"? As if a cat would ever see us that way.
@Kaleela Edwards
Did I say they weren't?
I wonder what pets think when we're on the phone.
@@user-zr6jm4ld9l
I wonder what pets think when we take off our clothes!
@gina whoopsie
Cat: There goes my homan talking to himself again
*Homan*
I think they just call us the food givers :D
@@sandrasnow-balvert7766 I believe it's spelled like "hooman".
Starts rubbing cat.
Cat: I'm going to need you to get off my back.
Me: Fair enough.
I'll get right off that thing
Haha the eye contact thing is so true.
Mine actually speaks loudly while going to the litter box
My cat will stalk her litter box. If she sees me going in or out of the bathroom, she'll wander off and pretend she doesn't need to go... Sometimes I can see her box from the kitchen. She'll glance over as she's going in and if she sees me looking, she'll leave and sit in the hall for about 5 minutes!
carmen claudia “my car” made the message a lot funnier
@@vanelly5652 Just saw that. I edited it......This is what loving cars makes me do: i see, write and read CAR everywhere......O well.....
"This is me asserting my dominance by shitting in front of you while you watch. This is my house now bitch."
“So we are kidnapping him?”
“You stole a child?”
“No it’s a cat”
Did you mean mannabbing?
Ted Archer no
catnabbing
Ted Archer cat burgling
Ah, catnipping.
They were kidnapping him until he did a backflip snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day
i love how he didn't offer to be his friend. he was just like, "ugh ok fine, have your cat"
“And he can make eye contact the whole time.” Yup. Sounds like a cat.
my sister has a cat who used to meow at you, then lead you to the litterbox to watch him poop XD
Whereas there's my cat who is a lady and needs privacy (not a lidded litter box-- the entire bathroom has to be vacant). Then she tries to cover it by scraping the wall, the floor, etc. That is, until we gentle yell at her (bc the sound is so loud) "Good Job! You're Done!"
Once I walked in on my cat going to the bathroom, and he looked right into my eyes for a good few seconds and stopped
Never in my life have I heard owning a pet being described as developing Stockholm Syndrome, and yet it's so hilariously accurate I can't exactly refute it
This conversation absolutely played out some time in ancient Egypt, though it ended differently, "Well cat poop in a box is better than rat poop is my bread so let's build a literal temple to these fuzzy critters!"
I somehow doubt the ancient egyptians had them poop in a box. They just let the cats do their business outside. After all, this is Egypt we're talking about, the whole goddamn country is a giant sandbox.
@@medexamtoolscom Well you're not wrooooooooong
Also, let's be real, humans didn't decide to domesticate cats. Cats realized that these wierd monkeys that collected lots of grain attracted mice and decided to adopt us as a species and save us from having to deal with quite as much famine and plague.
Also, cat in Ancient Egyptian is 'Mau', after the sound it makes. I can just imagine some Egyptian Dude says 'what do we call this thing, anyway?'
Cat: Mau
Egyptian Dude: Fair enough!
@@dynamicworlds1 Humans technically didn't even domesticate cats. The majority are naturally domesticated, meaning they just evolved to live alongside us.
I love when he says “I decided” 😂
Haha same!!
Me too, this is my jam
“he’s cute he’s gonna live with us i decided”
me when i told my parents to adopt the cat we were fostering
Ancient Egyptian 1: "Hey look, a cat!"
Cat: *sits on the guys lap*
Ancient Egyptian 1:
Ancient Egyptian 1: "This is my cat now."
Ancient Egyptian 2: "We could make a religion out of this"
No, don't.
The Egyptian word for cat is "mau".
Ancient Egyptian: "So what are you supposed to be then?"
Cat: "mau"
Ancient Egyptian: "Fair enough!"
Ancient Egyptian 1: "Yeah yeah yeah!"
Cat: “this pharaoh is mine now”
I'm an archaeology student and I feel the need to tell you that that the first cat name we found in ancient Egypt translates to Sweetie. (The second one is Kitty)
"I thought we ate animals, are we not doing that anymore?"
😂😂🤣🤣
Move to Melmac. Oh, yeah, right, that blew up.
XD
No, we are, in fact, cat likes to eat animals too. So there, something we have in common.
Cats are obligatory carnivores, they have claws and teeth like a factory press and short digestive tract, they have to eat animals. We have a digestive system of a plant-eating monkey (surprise-surprise), and are not good with animal products (digestive tract issues, heart and brain disease ect). We are technically omnivores, but not even so much. So I wouldn't say we have it in common
@@potmki6601 That is a lot of claims with zero backing to them.
I love how the cat was (mostly) pretty patient being held for 2 minutes of screen time. I wonder how many re-shoots he took
"So, what are we gonna do with this cat?"
*"Oh, yeah, we're gonna take him against his will and put him in a room."*
nice
That should be illegal. I think people who does that should, you know, be but in a room and locked in.
@@rylter Yeah, cats need to go lick themselves and sleep out in the wild.
@@Katya_Lastochka
But cat's not a wild animal
@@rylter its 2021 and i'm unsure if thats just a meme from other episode or you are seious about it :v
Then the cat did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day
Hahaha yes
@_Krosis_ No, it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Rhys Chivell another one please!
Oh my gawd.
OG fan right here gyys
I'll say it, Ryan George is the funniest man on TH-cam. It had to be said.
seriously
Agree 💯
His humor is on par with Danny Gonzalez. He deserves more recognition.
Chromosome Police
Yup those two have to be two of the funniest guys on TH-cam.
Wrong
"His thumbs don't exist" instead of "he doesn't have thumbs" is everything you need to know about Ryan's writing style.
The way hes hugging the cat is so adorable😍
“He doesn’t have pockets so he’s unemployed at the moment and for all foreseeable moments” 🤣🤣 my cat approves of this video.
"We're going to give him food until he develops a kind of..."
"Stockholm syndrome."
"... a bond with us."
Seriously underrated line 😂
And what amazing delivery 😂
“He’s too dumb and he doesn’t have thumbs.”
“Oh, well alright.”
“But he does have 10 small knives in his paws that will tear up every fabric in the house.”
“...”
LOL
22 if you count all four paws and its canine teeth
@@Cruddy129 K late but cats only have four claws on their back paws. So... 20, including all four paws and canine teeth. Although, cats don't tend to scratch carpets with their teeth, haha
Perfect addition is perfect!
And your arm, don't forget your arm
"so we r kidnapping him?"
"oh no we're gonna give him food until he develops kind of a-"
"STOCKHOLM SYNDROME"
oH my god that the the funniest and smartest and darkest thing in a skit. i love this
That is the essence of "keeping it real."
i am a cat with stockholme so i recognize the factual basis of this claim. dark humor is best humor. 😻👍
Stockholm Syndrome is tight.
“Kidnapping “ sure caught on fast as a colloquial term
Whenever I hear about Stockholm syndrome I just think about Monica gaiztambede
"Even if he did, where would he keep his wallet? He's naked like all of the time."
That killed me!!
"So have you SEEN him? Then I don't understand what the problem is here..." -- literally me whenever someone doesn't like my cat. It's like dude he's freaking adorable, you're morally obligated to love him!
Yeah he steals things and bites people, but he's so CUTE. Of course he needs to live with me.
This is true. Cats have many downsides, but they are extremely adorable, so none of those matter (that much).
@@sipos0 when I first adopted my cat as a kitten, he purred in my arms and somebody asked if I was sure I wanted him. An adorable fluffy thing just snuggled against me and made content noises, oh yeah, it's staying with me forever. Lol. Now he goes where I go even though he's a big shedding fluffy ball now who meows all night and steals my belongings.
You got the toxoplasmosis bad buddy....
@@fatalshore5068 that isn't how toxoplasmosis works. In humans, it causes increased risk taking behaviour, but not affinity to cats. It is also usually caught from eating undercooked meat from infected animals (that git it from eating something contaminated with cat feces or a rodent with it) too, rather than from cat feces.
@@lovetolovefairytales your cat sounds great (even if he does meow all night and steal your stuff) :)
"Ok but have you seen him?"
"Well, yeah I-Im looking at him now"
".....ok so I don't see what the problem is.?"
I think he really should just ask his colleague to pet the cat, then he would totally see that there is nothing to wonder about, just let it move in
"How can you be looking at this thing not agreeing with me whole-heartedly with no arguments or questions? I'm confused."
IRL it went like this:
A: "Hey, didn't we have a mouse problem?"
B: "Yeah. It was real bad too."
A: "What happened to all the mice then?"
B: "Oh, that cute little fury guy over there totally killed a bunch of them and the rest said 'F this' and left."
A: "So, I guess that cute little fury guy is going to leave and keep chasing the mice wherever they went to, isn't he?"
B: "Well, we could feed him and call him Mr. Fluffles. Maybe he'll stick around then and the mice won't come back. And if they do Mr. Fluffles could totally kill a bunch of them again."
A: "Having a personal mouse assassin on call is Tight."
B: "YeahYeahYeah."
Then the cats figured out, " I am cute so I don't need to kill mouse or do any work." Well in least that's how it is for the cats in my house.
Genevieve King most farms still use cats for rodent control
I guess: as long as you do not feed them.
Because then they *would have to* hunt and kill mice to stay alive...
Well that was super easy, barely an inconvenience
You really need to learn how to spell
lol "you can rub his belly until suddenly you cant anymore." probably the most true statement ever.
- And it's gonna be difficult to look after this animal?
- No. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
- Oh, really?
- No
Oh they definitely should’ve added that one
Still better than having to walk a dog and pick up poop with your bagged hand a few times a day.
@@ianashmore9910 Yeah, dogs are a lot more high-maintenance than cats.
@@isitsweet9567
But they make up for it by being little cuddle bugs.
This made me crack up 😂
a cat is laying on my belly as I'm watching this
Oh you brought dinner.
@@monokuma7746 F YOU MAN
awww
@@Mudseb Yummy Cat
The fact that you said 'a cat' makes me think it's not your cat.
"He's also really good at catching rats and birds and pests that size!"
"Oh cool, so he'll be like our own little pest control!"
"Yeah, except he'll bring us their dead bodies 'cause he thinks we don't know how to hunt."
"Why did I think that would end well?"
Cat's don't think we can't hunt. Cats have ZERO concept of purchased food, and we present them with food on a regular basis, the only conclusion is that they think we catch it. But we give them "our catch" all the time...They're just returning the favor.
@@UmatsuObossa That's quite nice of them :3
Yeah the bird thing is really a massive problem. They are wiping out native bird populations like it is going out of style. Outdoor cats in the United States alone kill 2.4 billion birds a year. Really has the potential to fuck the whole ecosystem over quickly. But crazy cat ladies don't care they just keep giving them food and places to breed.
@@aaronburkeen6409 The number they kill is irrelevant. They AREN'T being killed above replacement numbers. Please learn how the ecosystem works before you whinge about it.
@@UmatsuObossa Where are you getting this information? Because from what I see bird populations are dropping at an ecologically worrying rate, that would not be happening if it was below the replacement rate. Why don't you actually do some research. Care to explain what the replacement rate is in North American birds? Because I cannot find shit about that.
"Ryan George, I dunno who that is I'm the Ad-stronaut" That was actually incredibly funny good work on making even the ads entertaining lol
It’s true. I actually watched that ad.
That was not a true title. The title should’ve been ‘The First Guy to be Owned by a Cat’.
wait... what?
Sooooo underrated
This made me laugh for 5 minutes
“What if I’m not the owner but the pet”
Copied
This series make me realize How much we can question simples things
"We will keep him and feed him until he develops-"
"-Stockholm syndrome?"
"-a bond."
LMFAO
I WAS LEGIT AT THAT PART WHEN I READ THIS ISTG-
@@ilysm.6642 same
@@ilysm.6642
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
Tomato tomahto
@@shadowshade904 Depends. Who’s asking?
Ryan:He doesn't have a bed to sleep in
Other Ryan:super easy barely an inconvenience
What do you mean by "other Ryan" ?
Mathias Aguilar Which one is Other Ryan? It’s a paradox
"He is going to sleep on my bed"
"Ok"
"And on your bed!"
"What!?"
And your lap, especially when you are planning on standing up in the next five minutes. They know...
And on your computer keyboard so people think youve lost it when they see messages that are random gibberish
and on the floor and on tables and on anything he wants anytime he wants
What's crazy is how little cats actually changed once we started domesticating them. The difference between dogs and wolves is huge, but cats are practically the exact same as they were when they were wild Savannah cats. It's less like we domesticated them and we really just accepted a roommate that eats rodents for us
Says the guy who has been living with a lion and a cheetah for the last 10 years living next to a safari.
Because we didn't domesticate them, they domesticated us.
They basically domesticated themselves, ending up around humans for the small animals that raided food storage. And the traits that made them good at rodent control didn’t require to change all that much compared to the changes dogs underwent to go from cooperating more with each other to cooperating with humans
Sometimes I forget that they are the same person. They just feel so different... props to you
Elmo, The Lord, Our Savior That’s the magic of Ryan George. In almost every single sketch, through the magic of costume design and polar opposite characters and motivations, he is able to create a unique cast of characters with just himself. I’m probably reading too much into this, but Ryan is able to pull this off so well. I doubt his style will get old anytime soon.
I thought he was about to say, “He’s super cute...barely an inconvenience.” 😂 2:05
The first person to wear clothes
But then it's either one character in the scene or the others are naked. I don't think it would end well.
@@magic75450 chest up and only shirtless. That should be find.
@@BakuraRyou867
🤔 That can work
@@magic75450 you guys are scaring me
ewww no
He clearly trusts you a lot was totally sprawled out aw reminded me of my little guy RIP Toby :) Unproductive cat roommates are the best!
"I don't know that that makes him clean so much as covered in saliva." I laughed for 5 minutes.
Cat ownership Pros/Cons
Cons: simply too many to list.
Pro: Cats are cute.
Logical conclusion: Own multiple cats.
The logical conclusion in my house: own six cats, two dogs, and three chickens.
And despite the massive cons list, cats are still the best pets.
At least they can take themselves on walks and are capable of being alone for an hour without losing their minds when you come back.
@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human How do cats take themselves on walks...?
@@michaelhunt739 Dogs can also walk though.
@@KingNedya Are the three chickens food for the cats and dogs? :-)
Ryan: We're kidnapping him?
Me: No, Ryan we're kitnapping him....
I will let myself out.
I think the one who said that wasn't Ryan, but Bob Unemployed. Though it might've been other Bob Unemployed, I always get those two mixed up.
Catnapping him
@@Felixr2 bob unemployed and other bob unemployed are the same people, it depends who you're talking to
[ Gurgle sound from throat with voice forming "Ahh" and teeth showing, plus laughing eyes. No idea what that is called. ]
His little white toes 🥺🥺🥺 out looks like he dipped the one foot in paint what a cutie!!
I think you mean the first cat to own a human.
*hooman
Forsooth. You don't own cats, you just serve them.
See, Adam's crusade was in vain all along, his goal was already achieved - animals own humans, not the other way around!
As a cat owner...you agree as a cat owner that cats own hoomans....okay then
I want a cat mistress. Lol. A furry but hypoallergenic one. Preferably black furred with green eyes
The first person to make a youtube video
Spider-Gwen good idea!
You mean 'me at the zoo' guy
Yeah that was the TH-cam creator who later sold that to Google .that was an interesting story read it
In the freaking zooooooooo
Don't forget it was janet Jackson's Nipple Slip which Influenced the creation of TH-cam
“So what is the purpose of having this thing living with us for free?”
“Well I’m thinking that since this thing is so cute and curious that we could actually record him and post videos of him on the internet.”
“I don’t know. It is cute and all, but I don’t think that will ever catch on...”
“Can we try it?”
“Meh. Sure.”
*(Two weeks later)*
(Living in mansion with Gucci clothes)
“...We need to get more of these things!”
“Yes let’s do that!”
That's how we did it
LMFAO
@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen who gave you internet back then???
@@azathoththeprimalchaos2289 I have Unlimited Data
THE CAT VIDEO: So, there's this cat named Francis. *30 minutes later.* Then he did a back-flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day
This never gets old. I never stop loving kitty’s pink nose and singular white sock. ❤️ 🐈 ❤️
The first person to make a movie I didn't know I was going to get this much like thank you
Yes yes yes yes yes
I second that idea
Genius
Kinda already did.
Ma Sa he already made the first guy to write fiction
Him: "these things weren't meant to live with humans"
The cat: (sinister laugh) " Exactly".
"...and for all foreseeable moments."
I'm going to have to integrate that into my daily conversation.
As a former Cat owner, I approve this message! 😁👍 😻
We had a cat named Cookie that was wondering the streets years ago back when she was 2 years old. We found the owner and she was so thrilled about letting us keep Cookie. Cookie had been with other foster cats, but didn't get along with them. So... after some negotiation with my parents, my brother and I were excited to have a pet cat! 😁👍🐱
Almost 20 years this year, Cookie passed away.
She was a very good cat who didn't bite or scratch. Unless she was scratching on logs outside and the piece of carpet that went a little past the Bannister. This was where Cookie would sit a few steps down from the main floor. She also got in a few cat fights, but for the most part, she was chill.
RIP Cookie. ⚰️❤️😿🐾
I think I adopted her reincarnation. I have a cat named Cookie that I adopted when she was 2. and what you are describing sounds exactly like her. One question... was your Cookie a Calico?
I had a beautiful Calico born in my home. I named her Cookie. I dreamt the next 15 years of my life with her the day she was born.
But she passed away at the age 6 months because of a tragedy. It's been 3 months and I'm still in mourning.
I stopped watching Game Theory to come watch Ryan the moment I got the notification and it was Super Easy, Barely and Inconvenience.
*An
Anon Commenter YEP!
Sopho Nax That’s what I get for typing while brushing my teeth.
I did the same
So it was not only super easy, but also barely...and inconvenience, as well?
That cat looks so confused: he’s like why is this weirdo taking to himself 😂😂😂♥️
Hilarious sketch. Adorable cat.
10/10
Also, petting a cat can decrease your stress and anxiety levels, which is beneficial to your heart.
When I was in high school, we lived in an apartment that did not allow pets. My father read that "Petting a nice, furry cat will lower your blood pressure," so he bought a furry pillow, that was about 12-18 inches long, and about 6-8 inches around, a furry cylinder, and told us, "This is our cat, for as long as we're living here."
We tried petting it, and it was zen, and all, but it does NOT compare to the JOY of petting a REAL LIVE CAT that is ACTUALLY ALLOWING YOU TO PET IT!
That's' the thing: They don't always allow you to pet them, even when they already have Stockholm syndrome. Some of them just don't get cuddly, ever. And the ones who do get cuddly are cuddly on THEIR terms and on THEIR schedule. So, when you have one that will actually ALLOW you to hold it and pet it, when you need cuddles? It is JOY! JOY SUBLIME!
A furry pillow is nice, if you just need to soothe with the repetitive motion, and the fur feels nice on your skin. But it does not have NEARLY the beneficial effects that a REAL cat does, if the cat will allow pets and cuddles.
My anxiety and depression have decreased significantly since adopting my kitty. Having something this cute and snuggly who loves me for just providing food and shelter is amazing.
@@arthurdurham ikr? I dont have a cat but I have "adopted" my friend's cat because we basically live in each other's houses, and I often dog-sit a dog who is the loveliest cutie ever. Pets are the best
things that are beneficial to hearts are TIGHT
Random super loud meowing during early morning hours is VERY enduring.
Bonus!
Bonus.
Dude, I just fostered a kitten that needed bottle feeding, my god it's the best thing ever. Every should foster kittens. Everyone. ❤️
Ryan is the only TH-camr that actually makes me want to watch his ad at the end or beginning of the video
“He doesn’t have pockets so he’s unemployed at the moment.” Amazing. Hilarious. Pockets are directly linked to having a job . Love this guy
"... and for all foreseeable moments."
So the lack of pockets on women's clothes is obviously continued suppression to keep women out of the work force and dependent on men!?!??? #PocketsForWomen
@@user-jy3zl2vp4b I guess they could always CHOOSE to wear clothes with pockets... unless, of course, they're to dumb or don't have opposable thumbs.
The fact that his cat just chilled in his arms tells us he's done this often and the cat is used to it by now
I love cats so much. That roommate doesn't know the happiness he's getting himself into. He doubts now, but just wait until one of those little guys curls up in his lap and purrs and all his problems just melt away as this precious friend will stay by your side until the very end. :)
EnderEli agreed. whenever I go for a walk outside, my cat follows me around until she feel’s like it’s too far from home. She used to be a stray and she just wondered into our house and made herself at home. She loves human company and dislikes being alone without us for too long. When we first got her she didn’t know how to use the litter tray, we trained her, and now sometimes she comes home after being outside just specifically for using the litter tray. Which is very convenient, since our neighbours were worried about us having a cat since they wanted their garden to stay clean. She’s a tabby and the most adorable animal I’ve been able to bond the best with out of all the pet’s I’ve had. If we hadn’t taken her in we would have missed out on a lot of happiness.
@@shadow14805 Aww, what a precious cat! When I lived in Arizona, my first pet (a black cat named Toby) ran away and a stray we'd known for a while just walked in and comforted me and my sisters. She was a Calico cat we named Daisy and, unlike Toby, we let her in and out of the house, but didn't stray far. She was so nice, especially to my mom who had some bad health difficulties at the time. It was nice reading about your cat!
I feel like this conversation should have gone been”
Guy 1: “I’m not sure about this?”
Guy 2: “Okay, but have you seen him?”
Guy 1: “I see your point, welcome home kitty.”
Other person was probably more of a dog guy, he just didn't know it yet
KITTY
@@jonanice is it this guy playing 2 parts??
0:49 the second the cat becomes concerned because normally Ryan talks to the cat, but here the cat sees he is not being spoken to and Ryan is in fact talking to the air.
-so this is the reverse of what cats normally do?
There is no first guy to ever own a cat, the title should be " The First Guy To Ever Be Owned By A Cat "
the first person to be Ryan George
Now you're cooking
Professor DK wut haha ??
VanshFN With peanut oil.
I'd be hard to find which is the first one.
The first person that Ryan George was.
“He could forget where he lives, because he is dumb” 🤣
He is not dumb, just want to do what he wants and explore the world! 😂
"Well, no, we're gonna give him food until he develops---"
"Stockholm syndrome."
More videos with this gorgeous cat, please!
Is this your way of making the cat help pay rent? :D
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Title correction:
... to be OWNED by a cat.
"How hard is it to own a cat?"
"Super easy, barely an inconvinience"
... LIES!!
After years of feeding my cat, taking him to the vet, cleaning out the litter box, cleaning up his puke, feeding him, cleaning up his puke, taking him to the vet, cleaning out the litter box, feeding him, taking him to the vet, feeding him, cleaning up his puke and taking him to the vet for the very last time today : ( . . . I have decided that owning a cat is ultimately quite hard.
@@blazerocker1734 - I'm sorry to hear :( Pet owning is definitely not super easy, but I feel it's ultimately worth it. Sounds like you gave him a good life :)
If your pet has bone spurs, you should be prepared to put them down. Even then it isn't easy.
Having re-watch this so many times to give myself a laugh I realize I don’t know if it’s not on TH-cam but I don’t see a video of the first person to own a dog so if you have not done so already I think that’ll be a great idea! Thank you for bringing a lot of fun to the Internet
"It'll be hard to share a bathroom with another roommate"
"Actually he poops outside"
"Oh cool so we just give him a key and he can go when he wants"
"Oh no no no no no. You must restrain him with a rope and accompany him every time"
"What but what if it's snowing or late at night"
"Doesn't matter"
"Ok then"
"And you have to pick up your poop with your hands"
"Wait what? But he's an animal, they poop outside all the time why would you do that?"
"Because we don't like seeing dog poop anywhere we decided"
He just did
My three most favorite people with name Ryan who are incredibly talented witty and hilarious-
1. Ryan Higa
2. Ryan George
3. Ryan Reynolds
Bhavesh Jain who’s the first one
Your list is perfect!
@@DDLAFFEY724 man you're missing out on a lot if you don't know the nigahiga TH-cam channel and if you like Ryan Georges videos you would love Ryan Higas one too
What about Meg Ryan?
@@DrBhaveshJain Who's the first one
Ok, The Incredible Ryan George has finally made a cat video on the internet.
Amazing.
He didn’t mention all the damaged furniture he will get from this cat.
Whoops, Whoopsie!
But, why do we need a cat?
Because.
That works.
Not gonna count the cats not wanting to be picked up or cats talking video?
There's 2 others: "If Cats Could Talk" (don't be drinking anything while you watch...it'll come out your nose), and "2 Guys That Don't Know They're Cats". Enjoy!
Oh Ryan making cat videos is tight!
Holy shit! The dual characters are so well performed. You almost forget it’s the same person talking to himself! 😳👌🏽
I thought it was gonna purr and he'd be like "okay, yeah, it can live with us."
As a person who owns a cat
This is accurate
The cat owns you
Mega Saladmence very true
You can really see how much Ryan loves his cat in this video.
My cat paused this with his paw and looked at me and winked. Take that as you will.
Sure sure sure
And then everybody clapped
You have a special cat. Mine just hit the pause button, then showed me his butt.
And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day.
My cat once turned off a video on my phone with his nose. Lol