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  • @mfsbrz
    @mfsbrz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3813

    It sounds like someone is dragging a chair across the floor

    • @boh7816
      @boh7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Omg thats why it sounded so familiar😂😂😂😂

    • @lsoelsoels9703
      @lsoelsoels9703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO

    • @RJ12347
      @RJ12347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @bleepbloop269
      @bleepbloop269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think that is the MOST accurate comment ever 😂 I’m dying

    • @niarahancock4739
      @niarahancock4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or when squeeze those plastic chickens

  • @sdfwutrbl3971
    @sdfwutrbl3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6983

    this man really had to sit around and watch brett violate his instrument😂

  • @minanes6549
    @minanes6549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3503

    Professional: Plays smoothly and makes it look effortless. Brett: Two notes into the piece at the right register, turns red and nearly passes out.

    • @amousenamedjay6638
      @amousenamedjay6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mina Nes65 me breaking into a new reed.

    • @kyoza5069
      @kyoza5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@amousenamedjay6638 me accidentally chipping every reed i own somehow 😂

    • @jacobhillis4676
      @jacobhillis4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah man bretts got it down 👍

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mouseleaf Da Abro bean same! There’s this new reed I have but I can’t even get a note out of it without gasping for air

    • @amousenamedjay6638
      @amousenamedjay6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Pearl my inappropriate mind went in a very different direction

  • @tomokatheaxolotl
    @tomokatheaxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    The professional player tries his best not to laugh and it’s adorable

    • @everythingissalad2969
      @everythingissalad2969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GINTOKI

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Da Lesbo Everything is Salad?

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Da Lesbo What's that supposed to mean?

    • @Lxnorius
      @Lxnorius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ypu should see the oboe version, the professional is really struggling there

    • @andrewcordle2424
      @andrewcordle2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah but he does laugh !!!
      😀😀😀😀😀😀😘😀

  • @islarebecca8604
    @islarebecca8604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6940

    I like how they say who is the professional and begginer at the top just to make sure we know whos who

    • @Hayasssa
      @Hayasssa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      princess of pain 😂😂😂

    • @Spacebar
      @Spacebar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spelling 100

    • @pyb6
      @pyb6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wouldn't be able to tell the difference otherwise. 😂 Defo

    • @qimasktheslumpgod9246
      @qimasktheslumpgod9246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭

    • @saeedalbastaki8985
      @saeedalbastaki8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *beginner
      Edited: I gave you 800th likes

  • @finasol1019
    @finasol1019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    I love how the string players were able to stay relatively serious, but the wind players can barely keep it together

    • @yuverao
      @yuverao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Hi I am a random woodwind coming through and I just wanna ask.. what the heck does serious mean

    • @finasol1019
      @finasol1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Galax Gang I’m also a wind player (flute, been playing for 8-9 years) and I meant this as a joke. I actually was somewhat implying that wind players are more lighthearted, I suppose? And there’s nothing wrong with not being serious. If anything, I meant this as a good thing. But again, it was just a joke.

    • @lkrader1
      @lkrader1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Because wind instruments sound worse when they are played by a beginner.

    • @loogy_poogy3110
      @loogy_poogy3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hey ima beginner flute I'm in 7th and I never stop laughing when I mess up terribly lol

    • @jubileeshaw4111
      @jubileeshaw4111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I play the bassoon and I can’t stop laughing at his attempts to play a note

  • @NR-qs5zj
    @NR-qs5zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    brett sounds like he’s playing a very oversized kazoo.

  • @Altereddandelion
    @Altereddandelion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    At least there's sound compared to the flute one with Eddy.

    • @ptmars9586
      @ptmars9586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Or the clarinet one with Brett. He didn’t make a single sound. Not even out of tune. Only silence and squeaks.

    • @orangejelliedraws9347
      @orangejelliedraws9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Have you seen the Opera one? 👌 Brett is magnificent

    • @charleymizon9317
      @charleymizon9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😆

    • @trezapoioiuy
      @trezapoioiuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Except at 9:00, when "sound.exe" stopped working

    • @muhammadsadiq8659
      @muhammadsadiq8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

  • @twosetviolin
    @twosetviolin  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9399

    Why are you in the comments, go practice.

    • @iblesstherains
      @iblesstherains 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      TwoSetViolin I stopped practicing to watch this video...

    • @casual_ssb3282
      @casual_ssb3282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      TwoSetViolin I’m practicing while watching it obviously

    • @quickyespartero8472
      @quickyespartero8472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I did 72 hours yesterday

    • @weasellikesnoodles
      @weasellikesnoodles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      TwoSetViolin But I'm a violist...

    • @obsessedshipper3188
      @obsessedshipper3188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      TwoSetViolin it’s 2 am at my place
      I should be sleeping but I’m watching your video

  • @weasellikesnoodles
    @weasellikesnoodles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6458

    Why does it sound like cows mooing when Brett plays that thing?

    • @juliagomes8485
      @juliagomes8485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      weasel I thought the same 😂😂

    • @AlejandraRamirez-uy9qw
      @AlejandraRamirez-uy9qw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA TRUE

    • @_iphoenix_6164
      @_iphoenix_6164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's the bassoon for you.

    • @tylerho2792
      @tylerho2792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Legend of _iPhoenix_ INDEED!! I MAIN THIS INSTRUMENT!!! and that’s what I sound like

    • @ethanmartin2781
      @ethanmartin2781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      maybe we'll here oboe ducks soon???? :)))))

  • @allthingsTechrelated
    @allthingsTechrelated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    One is controlling is wind while the other is just passing wind.

    • @cleooooooon
      @cleooooooon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah. I mean farts sound just like that...

    • @Ammarah0
      @Ammarah0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude
      Loll

  • @imtheonewhobroughtthebeans915
    @imtheonewhobroughtthebeans915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Professional:
    Me- *cries tears of joy in bassoonist*
    Brett:
    Me- *cries in bassoonist but for different reasons*

  • @kaich369
    @kaich369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    Professional triangle player vs beginner

  • @JessicaRyan408
    @JessicaRyan408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

    All I hear is *MOOOOOOOO*

  • @raptorgorl8807
    @raptorgorl8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    I love how brett wiggles his eyebrows around like its gonna make a difference 😂

    • @h-6198
      @h-6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @Lady Me
      As my band director once said: “Your eyebrows don’t affect the pitch.”

    • @jennalistens6235
      @jennalistens6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      As a bassoonist, you’d be surprised how much the eyebrows really make it feel like you’re changing pitch, like idk I might just be crazy. But I totally understand

    • @michaelyuen8577
      @michaelyuen8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s gonna crack...

    • @adisguisedtrombone3073
      @adisguisedtrombone3073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brass player here eyebrows help lol

    • @lsoelsoels9703
      @lsoelsoels9703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@h-6198 😂

  • @sunshinehobi7450
    @sunshinehobi7450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7900

    Bassoon is a beautiful instrument.
    If you play it correctly

  • @dariusjammer9513
    @dariusjammer9513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    How I think i sound when rehearsing vs when it's time for my lesson.

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3729

    Brett’s style of playing the bassoon is...mildly musical farts.

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Isagail u should hear the low notes

    • @chrissy1045
      @chrissy1045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That's essentially what a bassoon is

    • @laneevitt5425
      @laneevitt5425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bassoon is literally called a farting bedpost.....

    • @fredericak.4585
      @fredericak.4585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C Olsen Accurate 😂

    • @imaalasdarcy5445
      @imaalasdarcy5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree.

  • @notestarlord
    @notestarlord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    As a struggling bassoonist in college, this really bumped up my self esteem. Thank you

    • @jennalistens6235
      @jennalistens6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      As a high schooler trying to go to college on a bassoon scholarship, I understand and I agree, great for the self esteem.

    • @carolineh2274
      @carolineh2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      as a bassoonist trying to survive i completely agree

    • @lingling8047
      @lingling8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      as a double bassist- wait what

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Burzine lasagna cat

    • @AJTheDj-ux4cc
      @AJTheDj-ux4cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a emotional connection to this video now

  • @mysunettingpoem1244
    @mysunettingpoem1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    my cat was so confused while i watched this, his ears were going everywhere

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That'd probably be my cat too. If my cat was here right now, I'm sure her ears would be the same.

    • @rhythmic1808
      @rhythmic1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mysunettingpoem My dog is the same 😂

    • @brskyu
      @brskyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Headphones: The Invention That Saved A Species

    • @Pearly_eems2
      @Pearly_eems2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My cat is almost sleeping. He likes it 🥱😴

  • @pleaseno326
    @pleaseno326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3462

    You fools, they've just misplaced the subtitles. Brett is the professional, your mortal ears just can't hear the frequency his melodies exude.
    Hence his unimpressed expressions.

  • @frostbyte300
    @frostbyte300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    These videos are leading up to a massive viola joke. I can feel it.

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Frostbyte I’m scared. I’m a violist

    • @miriamtong
      @miriamtong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wish they'd bring back the viola chronicles...

    • @michelley299
      @michelley299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your comment is on Brett’s snapchat XD

    • @racheld1068
      @racheld1068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akrian Mapping me too, it's risky but I still laugh at their jokes

    • @crowing3886
      @crowing3886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They said they would do a beginner vs professional violist at 1mill subscribers.
      I'm hoping for the worst an the worst lol.

  • @zarabk4210
    @zarabk4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Professional: The Sorcerer's Apprentice
    Begginer: A duck crying because his wife took the kids

    • @BhavnaM
      @BhavnaM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you couldn’t have described the sound at 1:47 any better

    • @miriamjesse1628
      @miriamjesse1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my gosh that's perfect

    • @debasritadas1176
      @debasritadas1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WTF?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @texnicolor
    @texnicolor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    One sounds like a majestic soft glaze over a babbling brook.
    The other sounds like what a goose is supposed to sound like.

  • @neuron_star
    @neuron_star 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    Professional: *Careless Whisper*
    Brett: oh snap
    Professional: *take that saxophones*

    • @theresachacon1122
      @theresachacon1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey Alexa play careless whisper by George Michael

    • @kevindong5829
      @kevindong5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes I will gladly give up careless whisper to the bassoons

    • @HannahChan2010
      @HannahChan2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As much as I love bassoon, sax is definitely a better instrument. :p

    • @markbrink9676
      @markbrink9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Careless whisper key

    • @kimbambi8509
      @kimbambi8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theresachacon1122 glam&gore ✌🏼😄

  • @starboy1569
    @starboy1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    The professional bassoonist was trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂😂

    • @polarisursula3745
      @polarisursula3745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No he wasn't, he laughed

    • @vincek8294
      @vincek8294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Celestial Unit even if it's horrible, I'd still go see Brett perform a bassoon recital lol

    • @xavierharris9749
      @xavierharris9749 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:27
      Got me dying 🤣😂💀

  • @savagesondra
    @savagesondra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Why does he look possessed when he isn't playing?

    • @LittleGenevieve
      @LittleGenevieve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      that's just how brett is

    • @sillygirlcentral
      @sillygirlcentral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He loves to play

    • @antbite23
      @antbite23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I honestly think he looks even more possessed while playing

    • @reaganb6013
      @reaganb6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You must be new here

    • @justastellarperson219
      @justastellarperson219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd say he looks bored to death

  • @gavinfeinberg2572
    @gavinfeinberg2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    1:35 is it just me, or is that jingle bells?

    • @yuverao
      @yuverao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know righttttt

    • @marsilet
      @marsilet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sameeee. Hahaha. Had to stop for a sec. Hahaha.

    • @IushIy
      @IushIy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For some reason I can't stop laughing at this I'm literally crying.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @dellrix3003
      @dellrix3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Gaming Adventures the guy on the right i think has the corona virus

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Maddie Weber I must be a boomer because I do remember asking

  • @nancyz.7976
    @nancyz.7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I love how the professional trying to keep a straight face is a recurring theme in these videos

    • @jsingh98
      @jsingh98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, you're not supposed to laugh at someone playing an instrument wrong.

    • @epdlc2889
      @epdlc2889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jsingh98 oh sweetie as first chair I always laugh when a clarinet squeaks (even at myself) 😂😂

  • @lleehainart
    @lleehainart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    I’m a beginner bassoonist but it makes me happy to see someone worst then me

    • @iwantmy2dollars662
      @iwantmy2dollars662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lee same

    • @samuelbertenshaw5511
      @samuelbertenshaw5511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayyyy

    • @ashycat1019
      @ashycat1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I began playing in mid December so I understand where you’re coming from! 😂 it gets easier the more you play :)

    • @abathtub1411
      @abathtub1411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      About a year and a half in. Certain notes still crack into a goose screech. 50% chance only a reedy whisper will be produced trying to play pp

    • @ashycat1019
      @ashycat1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      a bathtub it still gets easier as you go on. I mean when you first start, all you are playing is a dying goose 90% of the time 😂 i mean getting the notes and pitches correct most of the time get easier the more you play and practice

  • @Pegasus-cf2hu
    @Pegasus-cf2hu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Lol when Brett played it sounded like the child of a trombone and an oboe who was struggling to figure out its life 😂😂

    • @el864
      @el864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a bassoonist - yup that’s how I sound most of the time 😂😌

    • @Aduysvmncmkouyf
      @Aduysvmncmkouyf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@el864 You kinda sound like a trombone

    • @Klara_S.
      @Klara_S. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aduysvmncmkouyf at least it doesn't sound like a tuba 🤢
      The bassoon's sound is magnificent... though trombone is also good. Maybe not as good, but still.

    • @Aduysvmncmkouyf
      @Aduysvmncmkouyf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Klara_S. Tubas have good sounds..there part holds up the entire ensemble..

    • @Klara_S.
      @Klara_S. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aduysvmncmkouyf the second half is blatantly false. Tubas are cool (and I was joking), but they could cease to exist and no one would notice. They don't add as much to the ensemble as you'd think.

  • @Noodlestud1
    @Noodlestud1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Professional: Beautiful pitch
    Brett: Ducks getting violated

  • @DanaYi13
    @DanaYi13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2378

    Brett is so impressed his face forgot how to move

    • @FeliciaJYB
      @FeliciaJYB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dana Yi oooooofirjajajajaja

    • @esyvlr
      @esyvlr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dana Yi wow i didn’t know there was another cuber interested in this type of stuff...

    • @calebyao.
      @calebyao. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a cuber to!

    • @nathanielhong9663
      @nathanielhong9663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most cubers are nerds in aspects other than just the cube. I myself with music, video games etc

    • @vecolityplayz5447
      @vecolityplayz5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh hi dana

  • @ee8546
    @ee8546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    I can’t wait for the viola version. These videos are all leading up to the viola joke of the century.

    • @shaye1444
      @shaye1444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck you -_-

    • @janele2832
      @janele2832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shaye C The Viola of a beautiful instrument 🎻 (I’m a violist) where are my fellow violas #Violalife

    • @gammafoxlore2981
      @gammafoxlore2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@janele2832 I'm an organist but I guess I'll support your noble cause. ( It is time to show violinists their place.)

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeezy yeezy - I think generally both Brett and Eddy, knowing how to play the Violin, can play the viola - decently, if not nearly professional level. I don't think they'd bother. Or if they did, they'd make a joke where it all just sounds screechy or something lol.

    • @arturoromero951
      @arturoromero951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trash Meme Police
      Hire a professional violist that actually plays viola properly
      Then have Brett and Eddy play a “BEGINNER” version of the piece like in the _Violin Vs. Viola_ video and call it
      Professional Violist vs Professional Violist

  • @unarmedhihat4077
    @unarmedhihat4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I’m honestly surprised he was able to get the high C in rite of spring

    • @greenwalrus2223
      @greenwalrus2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's blowing too hard......
      Same here

    • @iwantmy2dollars662
      @iwantmy2dollars662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was my first thought there too!

    • @Andrei.Christop
      @Andrei.Christop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He didn't get the C, probably something between Bb and B, but it was pretty high though.

    • @solarean
      @solarean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Vp d Sorry, Mr what TF was your point

    • @solarean
      @solarean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Vp d Sorry, Mr King of the Universe, how would have i thought to even direct my worthless word to such an eminent person like you, i apologize for my great error, praying for your forgiveness.
      just kidding bro i hate internet fights tbh

  • @jasmensmith4432
    @jasmensmith4432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Oooooh oooh I got one!
    Profesional Mayonnaise Player
    Vs
    Beginner Mayonnaise Player

    • @WolfsbaneX
      @WolfsbaneX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jasmen Smith Mayonaise is not an instrument.

    • @thetato1273
      @thetato1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@WolfsbaneX i cant tell if youre being serious or i have to wooosh you

    • @WolfsbaneX
      @WolfsbaneX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THETATO127 I’m not being serious.

    • @thetato1273
      @thetato1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WolfsbaneX cool

    • @whiteao6970
      @whiteao6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Better one
      Horseradish professional and horseradish beginner comparison

  • @zinc8002
    @zinc8002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    The professional did REALLY well at keeping a straight face

  • @madeliner1682
    @madeliner1682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Plot twist: it wasn't beginner bassoon audio, it was gese being strangled

    • @seokjinsbananapeel1625
      @seokjinsbananapeel1625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Madeline R or a duck being raped with a hammer would do too

    • @GermDGator
      @GermDGator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Close your eyes...and imagine.

    • @soso3792
      @soso3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed XDDD

    • @OccyDaBoss
      @OccyDaBoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gese

    • @kauekairony990
      @kauekairony990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gese

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Thank God for those headers, I wouldn't have known who was the professional and who was the beginner if they weren't there.

  • @calinh7994
    @calinh7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    As a bassoon player this is hilarious, Brett is just flapping around his left thumb so much and he can barely cover the holes, also Todd Gibson Cornish is such an icon to me

  • @thealiyanichelle
    @thealiyanichelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    that was most beautiful duck sound i have ever heard Brett

    • @abriellerobare5465
      @abriellerobare5465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it should be officially featured on the duck song 4

    • @unholylime4121
      @unholylime4121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you want to hear a duck sound, listen to the bassoon reed

  • @feelslikeflying23
    @feelslikeflying23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    _fifty shades of bassoon_

    • @glanknightfalcon4246
      @glanknightfalcon4246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

    • @krissssssss4422
      @krissssssss4422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YEP YEP YEP YEP!

    • @queenjoy7217
      @queenjoy7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @blu3620
      @blu3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tf

    • @txcply07
      @txcply07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@krissssssss4422 _Jojo's Bizarre Adventure has entered the chat_

  • @evanderc.5771
    @evanderc.5771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    As a beginner bassoon player, I congratulate Brett on making a sound.

    • @smilechan5899
      @smilechan5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a beginner bassoon player, Brett plays well

    • @Klara_S.
      @Klara_S. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a beginner oboeist, it really wasn't hard at all for me. I played swan lake pretty well day 1 and moved onto mozart's concerto the next day.
      I assume bassoon isn't much harder than oboe.
      Although I have single reed woodwind experience and Brett doesn't, so it's understandable lol

    • @kmi7214
      @kmi7214 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Klara_S. ??

    • @Klara_S.
      @Klara_S. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kmi7214 I'm just stating my personal experience.

    • @lovl1yej1
      @lovl1yej1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as a beginner bassoon player he slayed 😍

  • @ventea_1502
    @ventea_1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Me: **is about to leave the band room at four o’clock in the evening and is packing bassoon**
    Band Director: **is leaving** I’ll see next week-
    Me: I’ll see you as *bassoon* as possible-

    • @harrypottah5237
      @harrypottah5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Band Director: ........

    • @lingling8047
      @lingling8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ahaAHAHAha

    • @robbielans1
      @robbielans1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Director: *Takes bassoon* You now belong to the orchestra.

    • @blu3620
      @blu3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll seen you bassoon bas possible

  • @aumbreenkhokhar1529
    @aumbreenkhokhar1529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I love Brett's dead look in the eyes when the professional plays

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2769

    Brett is unimpressed

    • @daisyseed7030
      @daisyseed7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Natalie Alfera by his playing or the professional’s?

    • @juliagomes8485
      @juliagomes8485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daisy Seed for both..

    • @twosetviolin
      @twosetviolin  6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      About my belly

    • @TheRabbitHasLanded
      @TheRabbitHasLanded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My question is why would he try bassoon

    • @davidk-s1286
      @davidk-s1286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like “get me out of here”

  • @juliusroman8616
    @juliusroman8616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Brett you accomplished a task that I believed was impossible to defeat. you’re somehow worse than my middle school advanced orchestra. Good job. Tough one to beat.

  • @sneddypie
    @sneddypie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I literally thought there were ducks in my backyard when Brett started playing

  • @jamesconner717
    @jamesconner717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I’d imagine that’s how Stravinsky saw the bassoon solo

  • @clairepatt2407
    @clairepatt2407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    How many second violins does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they can't get up that high

    • @chrispelayo6365
      @chrispelayo6365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Laughing Jill oh damn, roasted!

    • @thedolphiboi1267
      @thedolphiboi1267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OOOOOFFFFFFFFF

    • @sneddypie
      @sneddypie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or violas. Or cellos. Or string basses.

    • @TypodPikachu
      @TypodPikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sneddypie string basses can go that high. Because they so tall

    • @sneddypie
      @sneddypie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DecidueyeStudios sorry at that time I didn’t get the joke

  • @samvimes1083
    @samvimes1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I know this is probably sacrilege on this channel but Bassoon is my favourite.

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trust me, it's not.

    • @NonexistentAvery
      @NonexistentAvery ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bassoon is the best instrument

  • @davisenns2718
    @davisenns2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Well, Brett hits at least some high notes.
    I play bassoon, so I know how difficult that can be for beginners.

    • @yuverao
      @yuverao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hi I’m a random beginner bassoon coming through

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's even hard for intermediate players

    • @jubileeshaw4111
      @jubileeshaw4111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Davis Enns I also play bassoon and it can definitely be difficult at first

    • @joybowman5822
      @joybowman5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Low notes are harder for me

    • @theenbygxth8199
      @theenbygxth8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ive been playing bassoon for 4 years now and its still difficult

  • @Heather-ed6lv
    @Heather-ed6lv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    7:25 Brett’s face and eyebrows... “I know this song!”

  • @teeheea3145
    @teeheea3145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The pain in the professional guys eyes whenever Brett plays is fucking amazing

    • @Doroshi7
      @Doroshi7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Teehee A 😂ikr

    • @cynthiawang3952
      @cynthiawang3952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My teacher’s reaction when I first started violin...

  • @jonathanfenders8682
    @jonathanfenders8682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    When my teacher tells me to play exactly what they just did

  • @reagannn6211
    @reagannn6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    love how the bassoonist is trying not to laugh too 😂

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    Now we need to see a professional vs Ling Ling.

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Justin Y. Leave

    • @casual_ssb3282
      @casual_ssb3282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Justin Y. We need to see u not comment on every channel out there

    • @rei2515
      @rei2515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How the fuck are you already here

    • @fearofgrace2470
      @fearofgrace2470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      please stop.

    • @amc8844
      @amc8844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg

  • @siyaoli7964
    @siyaoli7964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Pls do a flip over version like all the musician you guys have invited to play violin.

    • @siyaoli7964
      @siyaoli7964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get the revenge! Get the musicians you guys have invited to play viola! Ops I mean violin :)

  • @phuongnguyentran3245
    @phuongnguyentran3245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Go practice, if you don't want your bassoon sound like a dying cow

  • @user-tqnxjwjoazppq
    @user-tqnxjwjoazppq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Stringed people: *So serious*
    Woodwinds:*So funny*
    Brasses:*OMG IM GONNA FAINT*

    • @OguzokBanana
      @OguzokBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At first I read "Brasses are gonna fart", 🤣 sry

    • @user-tqnxjwjoazppq
      @user-tqnxjwjoazppq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OguzokBanana lol!

  • @ethanbrown9702
    @ethanbrown9702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    What Rite of Spring sounded like to people when it came out

  • @graysonries4828
    @graysonries4828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    How bad do you have to be to make a bassoon sound like a saxophone

    • @megaman02468
      @megaman02468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Grayson Ries Playing it in French I think

    • @jackodoyle2061
      @jackodoyle2061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A politician in Ireland plays the alto saxophone with a thick accent

    • @Vampirate_
      @Vampirate_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welp I have to play a bassoon part on a bari sax so now I feel like everyone is going to assume it’s a dying bassoon

    • @Erinnmnn
      @Erinnmnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a3 bassoons in tenor register + a3 clarinets in chalemeau register = saxophone. Learned that from Mahler 3

  • @HaritheRenaissanceMan
    @HaritheRenaissanceMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Rite of Spring" by Stravinsky was so delicate and ethereal (by the professional of course). Loved everything else as well.
    Meanwhile, some poor elephant is being tortured - oh, never mind, carry on... 🤣

  • @kimberlyp_ayyy
    @kimberlyp_ayyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    7:26 is probably the only time Brett didn't look dead inside.

  • @nefilipa2001
    @nefilipa2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    *_Brett's lack of emotion concerns me._*

    • @chrissy1045
      @chrissy1045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Neuza Filipa , it's all there in his music, he doesn't need to show it.

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      C Olsen
      There's none left. The boy is drained. Leave him be. Think of the children.

    • @ytyt3922
      @ytyt3922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s doing that on purpose. All these professional/beginner videos are deadpan.

  • @silviag3798
    @silviag3798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I have a new appreciation for the bassoon (professional version). It's actually quite nice.

  • @scubadiva666
    @scubadiva666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.”
    ― Frank Zappa

    • @mcalad6255
      @mcalad6255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree with Zappa! The bassoon has always been one of my favorite instruments. It has something unique in its sound... you can almost taste it: antique furniture smell, fine tobacco and whiskey aroma, leather black sofa, a medieval cottage. Can't explain. And the bassoon starting solo of the Rite of Spring has always brought me goosebumps, since first time I saw Disney's Fantasia as a kid.

    • @davidm1922
      @davidm1922 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if Zappa knew that bassoon is actually a Baroque and classical instrument (predecessors were the dulcian and shawm).

  • @jude51
    @jude51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Bassoonists have entered the chat :')
    *happy that a chanel with so many viewers show this amazing instrument*

  • @sydneywhitfield7497
    @sydneywhitfield7497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    The should do a professional Vs beginner recorder player
    edit: tysm for so many likes

    • @sboyd8312
      @sboyd8312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Emily Whitfield Why? What’s the point of listening to the same thing twice??

    • @ninoding
      @ninoding 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Stephanie Boyd salty man

    • @Fluffyahh
      @Fluffyahh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      A professional recorder player is just like, someone who can play hot cross buns

    • @sydneywhitfield7497
      @sydneywhitfield7497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jack's World That's not what a professional recorder player is

    • @Not_what_it_used_to_be
      @Not_what_it_used_to_be 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Emily Whitfield I think there should be a rule that a person is only allowed on the internet after they have proven they have the ability to recognize humor

  • @wafflepie5548
    @wafflepie5548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I was watching this and when Brett played the bassoon my dog started growling at the phone

    • @lauka65
      @lauka65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waffle Pie hahhahhahaha xD

  • @PalKrammer
    @PalKrammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I wonder how long it took Brett to learn the fingering - I think the bassoon has the most complex fingering of all the woodwinds.

  • @lilil6753
    @lilil6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    out of the entire series this bassoonist is one of the best at holding back laughs

  • @danielqu
    @danielqu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm surprised Brett made a sound.

  • @Heather-ed6lv
    @Heather-ed6lv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    5:55 Brett moving like every bassoon player ever 10/10

  • @lauradavis6066
    @lauradavis6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is what I sounded like when I first started bassoon😂 glad to see I've improved

  • @Andrei.Christop
    @Andrei.Christop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    brett trying to keep a strait face
    Scheherazade reminds me of 7th Element by Vitas

  • @maddy3090
    @maddy3090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I thought this video was just a documentary of how cows mate. I guess I'm wrong :/

    • @kittymewmewziscute4459
      @kittymewmewziscute4459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wəįŕđ lmao

    • @aeieirouge7865
      @aeieirouge7865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wəįŕđ so many BTS fans watch twoset it surprises me everytime

    • @bruh-dq8sx
      @bruh-dq8sx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aeiei Rouge most of us play a instrument

    • @tealeavestw
      @tealeavestw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guyz don't like it, there needs to be 69 likes

    • @sabrinaschantz
      @sabrinaschantz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love your profile picture

  • @weasellikesnoodles
    @weasellikesnoodles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    Looks like you can use that thing to whack violas.

    • @Pleconium
      @Pleconium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      that might damage the bassoon though...

    • @jiafeiskinnyproducts
      @jiafeiskinnyproducts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      plec You care about the bassoon? It's a trash can hitting a garbage bag

    • @bruh-dq8sx
      @bruh-dq8sx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pac's Alt okay violas are just basically violins just different strings, what’s the difference?

    • @bruh-dq8sx
      @bruh-dq8sx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pac's Alt like I’m about the jokes but like really?

    • @earthpcCHClS
      @earthpcCHClS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Valeria Castillo the difference is that violas are basically useless in an orchestra

  • @gill426
    @gill426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have to say, I've found an entirely new appreciation and admiration for the instrument bassoon and also its players. Bravo!

  • @finnkellam8144
    @finnkellam8144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Guys hear me out
    Jazz Bassoon

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skippy Dinglechalks I want to start a band of jazz bassoon & tuba

    • @karaschmidt8152
      @karaschmidt8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thought I was the only one who dared suggest that in public THANK YOU

    • @88_keys_to_my_heart84
      @88_keys_to_my_heart84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i know this is late but that would be SO sick

    • @vincents187
      @vincents187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@88_keys_to_my_heart84 never too late

    • @kevinli7758
      @kevinli7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys should look up Paul Hanson

  • @aprilshowers1271
    @aprilshowers1271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "is that what it feels like wearing a bra"

  • @watson498
    @watson498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It sounds like you murdered a large family of geese!

  • @Moon-iv1xy
    @Moon-iv1xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Just wanna drop my comment
    Mr Todd Gibson Cornish is a cutie

    • @88_keys_to_my_heart84
      @88_keys_to_my_heart84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mia mixes calm down

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @cockatiel He is the pro bassoonist in this video

  • @searchmeinyoutube
    @searchmeinyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The professional is such a sweet guy. He doesn't pretend by not laughing..😆😊😊

  • @justfeelingirie
    @justfeelingirie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    its good to see some bassoon love. double reed, double the pleasure

    • @emmawilliams16
      @emmawilliams16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      justfeelingirie 100%

    • @natekite7532
      @natekite7532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Double reed = double pleasure? No way... I play clarinet and one reed is already bad enough, thanks

  • @Emperatriz_Valentina
    @Emperatriz_Valentina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    Am I the only one who thinks the Bassoonist is cute?

    • @brynnwithey1265
      @brynnwithey1265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      AtsusunoアツスノChresolaくれそら no he's a stud i stan

    • @SmittenandBitten
      @SmittenandBitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yea! He's really cute ;)

    • @lolaviolete3163
      @lolaviolete3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he is adorable and i want one

    • @islab1318
      @islab1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ..... He's ugly.

    • @seokjinsbananapeel1625
      @seokjinsbananapeel1625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AtsusunoアツスノChresolaくれそら was thinking that all along hahahaha

  • @stevenbradley1969
    @stevenbradley1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gotta say that listening to just the bassoonist part of Rite of Spring is very beautiful. When you listen to the full orchestra, it is so chaotic, a masterpiece but chaotic nonetheless.

  • @Capricegirl_
    @Capricegirl_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    0:27 every bassoonist in my 8th grade band

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rip

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My band has talented bassoon players, excluding me of course

  • @dysfunctional_humanoid
    @dysfunctional_humanoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Basically my guitar teacher and me... 😂

    • @frazer9079
      @frazer9079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dysfunctional humanoid a guitar teacher doing bassoon? I’d ask for a refund

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @mickrobertson7782
      @mickrobertson7782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which are you?

  • @FindersEQ
    @FindersEQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    seems like bretts head was going to explode

  • @ivybrowning9830
    @ivybrowning9830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the amount of times i’ve heard careless whisper...

  • @leirawhitehart1236
    @leirawhitehart1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Alternate title:
    Professional bassoon player vs. if Squidward played the bassoon.

    • @jennalistens6235
      @jennalistens6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leira Whitehart that’s an insult to squidward

    • @leothesleepingdog6055
      @leothesleepingdog6055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jennalistens6235 squidward is a troll. He plays annoyingly but then when he is serious he hits you with the solitude in e minor

  • @rosiemakkapakka
    @rosiemakkapakka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    My teacher vs me

  • @vivekbooshan9954
    @vivekbooshan9954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    One of the hardest instruments to play so not surprised

    • @emmawilliams16
      @emmawilliams16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Vivek Booshan I agree being a bassoonist myself but tbh he wasn’t even putting his fingers on the holes so how was he expecting the notes to change😂😂

    • @unholylime4121
      @unholylime4121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Emma Williams I’m a bassoonist too. I wasn’t too surprised with how the video turned out, seen as bassoon is a very hard instrument

    • @acbioer5406
      @acbioer5406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol I played bassoon, the piano, violin and some other instruments (but I didn't take exam for the others). I think the most difficult part of bassoon is just to learn to blow through the reed properly. It took me months😂

    • @JDragn-gr5id
      @JDragn-gr5id 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bassoon is my main instrument and I couldn't help but think of how all The underclassmen bassoonists at my high school sounded. I concur that the bassoon is one of the hardest instruments to play, but I laughed my butt off at how bad our good friend was playing. Are his fingers even on the holes? And if they are is he biting the reed? Or is he just loose-lipping it lmao

    • @LeTerrarien
      @LeTerrarien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nana Piggie is bassoon harder than violin or piano ? It seems everyone here agrees that bassoon is the hardest instrument that was ever conceived.

  • @thenarrator6846
    @thenarrator6846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The professional's face when Brett plays is the funniest

  • @fallisolation9405
    @fallisolation9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The professionals face
    IM DYING.

  • @ilifertor
    @ilifertor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    After this you owe us the beautiful violin solo in Sheherazade

  • @chrissy1045
    @chrissy1045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love these because it shows my expectations followed by reality

  • @johnjankiewicz3478
    @johnjankiewicz3478 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    each instrument has it's own difficulties. A little bit of beginners' difficulty is humorous. With proper training and 40 hours practice every day and his natural musicality Brett could do a lovely job playing the bassoon.

  • @shelbyfries8304
    @shelbyfries8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When the professional plays it sounds like all things, big and small, coming to life and skipping about...Brett playing...definitely the sound of something dying...not sure what but it needs to be put out of it's misery. Lol😂