I'm also not a lawyer, so I'm perfectly credentialed to weigh in on this. Whether or not a large sum of money was spent on plastic surgery has nothing to do with this. Its weird that so much detail was focused on that. The accusation is that the money generated for the funeral didn't go towards the funeral. So even if she just pocketed the money instead getting plastic surgery, it's still just as wrong (maybe not legally, but certainly morally). The only thing that really mattered here was if she could prove that that the funeral did in fact add up to the amount "donated." I mean, I know WHY on a TV show we had to swim in the endless ocean of scandalous plastic surgery, but it really didn't need to be mentioned at all. Even a footnote would just be excessive.
I AM a lawyer (albeit not in the US) and while yeah, it's pretty morally wrong to spend money that was "donated" for a specific purpose on something else, legally speaking if there's no piece of paper saying "I am loaning you $6,000 so you can do a memorial service for our dead brother", there's no legal means of showing that you *didn't* donate the money. When there are cases where family members have given money to each other, generally the law assumes that there was no intention for an agreement to be legally enforceable. The moral is, make sure you don't rely on the honour system, even if it's family!
@@lionguardant5468I’m NOT a lawyer and this is what I was wondering the whole time.. again obviously it’s a show so none of this is real but we’re this to be real court wouldn’t the claims be dropped almost immediately simply bc there is no written evidence that this money was meant to go specifically towards the funeral and had not just been donated to a grieving family member? Like if you give someone money for a singular purpose and want to make sure it is enforceable that they only use it for that purpose there needs to be a written or otherwise formal statement of it that can be taken to court right?
I just want to say that I’ve actually been on one of these court shows before, and it was 100% fake and mostly improvised on set. They have some “evidence” prepped beforehand, but ultimately you get a set up and a character and they let you decide how to handle the case amongst yourselves. Now the episode could be based on a true story, but the people on the show didn’t actually do anything. So unless this show is miraculously somehow real unlike all the others, this is all made up, so no reason to feel bad for making fun of a televised improv show Jarvis!
Not to be a party pooper, but it is so obvious (at least to me) that these are 100% fake that I don’t understand why Jarvis or the commenters are talking about what’s happening in the show as if there’s an ounce of truth in these stories. Maybe it’s because I’m not American and not used to american reality TV, but those are definitely some _very_ bad actors here and not real people with real struggles.
I'm kinda glad. I couldn't handle real cases where real litigants crying real tears because they didn't understand a contract and they were left bankrupt.
@@etherealsky7078 i think we all KNOW its fake. its just not fun at all to just go "this is fake. Click bait! Not real. That didn't happen." every time we see something fake
I feel like Jarvis just makes those statements because a majority of the fanbase he has will just attack him for absolutely any perceived mistake. He’s deleted a video in the past because his fourteen year old fans thought him making one joke about how he grew up with a (disabled) single mom meant he was invalidating disabled single moms everywhere. He’s just so cautious nowadays and the community pisses me off sometimes lol
In eighth grade I was in this “mock trial” class, where were basically split into groups and we pretend to be lawyers and witnesses and preform the case in a courtroom close to the school, and a student jury decided the verdict. Anyway we did a murder case that the teacher gave us and let me just say that I feel like us as eighth graders pretending to be adults were more mature about the case than these actual adults
I love how other kids got to do this and then in the south I had to do a civil war reenactment with paper balls. On the brighter side though I had a different teacher in highschool that had us do a congress simulation where we tried to pass bills and like 4 people in my class alone tried to legalize weed which was beautiful
Forget 5 hours of Steve Harvey listing components of a funeral, I want to see 5 hours of Jarvis impressions of Steve Harvey listing components of a funeral
Jarvis is the last person who has to apologize for making light of this situation, This guy is literaly so kindhearted and you can tell he really doesnt wanna offend anybody which is why he’s making his stance clear as hell but he really didn’t need to. Jarvis is the one guy who we know full well wouldnt say these things with malice. I loved this video, can we get more chaos on the premium channel?
@@fionn9852 the twitch chat is basically a Twitter mob but in live action. Jarvis said he looked like a dharr man character and chat yelled at him bc it's weird to compare himself to a high schooler?? Like, they just get so worked up over things that don't even matter, I wish hebwould just ignore or mute them or something
I watched an episode of family feud recently, and an answer to the question “what shouldn’t you be caught driving with in your lap” was a vibrator. I cannot stop thinking about how that was on a prime time “family friendly” show or that more than one person answered that on the survey. I’m also convinced his tailor is criminally insane and a Batman villain because his suits have somehow gotten wilder
I've been to a memorial service for someone who was cremated... there was still flowers, speeches, and a room rented out at the funeral home... so idk why they didn't have any of that
I'm not sure when this episode may have aired, but unfortunately due to covid we couldn't even have a proper funeral for my father who passed away in 2020 and was cremated. We were supposed to be allowed 10 people inside, then covid numbers got worse and we were told to hold off for a bit, then told only a certain amount could be outside. We ended up putting together a block party for a celebration of life so we could stay distanced. My father never wanted to be buried at a funeral, he wanted to go back to the Earth and for people to celebrate the memories of him. However, his family and friends were all aware of this and we all made sure they were
i can confirm, i’ve been to a funeral that was for my great-aunt, who got cremated. there was a beautiful urn, tons of flowers, a large-ish room rented out (so that we could all properly distance), etc. it wasn’t any less important or expensive than a funeral where someone isn’t cremated.
her ashes got spread in a few different places btw, since she loved to travel. it was kinda cathartic to see her remains be treated the way she wanted them to.
Yeah, my mom was cremated and we had a viewing with her in a casket first and the whole funeral with flowers and everything...and then she went to be cremated after the service.
When I was little, my mom worked as a singer at a funeral home. So when people asked for music, usually hymns and stuff like that, she would sing in a room adjacent to the one where the actual service was happening. And someone would accompany her on piano, and the sound would be played in the service room. Because I was homeschooled during that time, she would take me with her and like set me up with a coloring book and some Polly pockets in the staff break room. And whenever we would leave to go to the funeral home, she would be like, “Let’s go put the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral!’” She was respectful to everyone grieving, but I think she just wanted to be a little kid friendly for me I guess??
That reminds me of how my high school would send out like a notification to the teachers when a student was absent, but they'd use an abbreviation for each excuse, and one time, some kids were gone for the funeral of a teacher's wife, and my teacher read the email and just about spit out his coffee and went "so i got the notification that the basketball team is gone for that funeral... guess what they used as an abbreviation for 'funeral'..." and that was when everyone realized that funeral was always abbreviated to "fun" in the system.
It might’ve also been how she coped with the darker aspects of her job, I work around a lot of death and making light of it makes everything easier when I go home at the end of the day
Jarvis talking about how he wanted Steve Harvey to keep listing the components of the funeral gives the same energy as John Mulaney wanting Ice-T to keep listing addictions
imo if it's a specific person/celebrity impression then it's comedic fair game, but it's probably crossing a line once you start doing generalized racial stereotypes (even if it is your own race). it's a gray area at the end of the day though
I believe his words were that poor people are lazy... but he also said something about not praying right in another episode of his "advice" show. Gus Johnson made a video about it.
As someone who used to work at a funeral home, genuinely a little funny to see how shocked Jarvis was by people making light of the death. I worked at a pretty high end funeral home and I could say about 70% of the funerals I worked with, nobody gave a shit lol. People would come in cargo shorts and Trump t-shirts (once, in the very sad case of a very young woman's passing, someone showed up in a rainbow sequin minidress) and spend the whole night yucking it up and telling stories with a whole ass dead body in the room. Some would even play loud ass club music when they knew other funerals were taking place in the building! Just to give a little insight that, unfortunately, most funerals are not the somber events we assume they'll be, particularly when a lot of extended family is involved (hell, sometimes the close family doesn't care either)
Sounds like an old fashioned irish wake, which is personally how I want my family to process my death instead of only grieving. Interesting to hear that even high end funeral homes have ragers
@@caithenry8429 normally I'd agree since everyone grieves differently, but this high end funeral home I worked at was in Miami, with majority of our clients being Cuban and Venezuelan families from Doral (very hoity toity area). Being Cuban myself I know that that isn't really part of our culture, the way these families were is more akin to how we do kid's birthdays, letting the kids run around and do whatever while the adults sit around gossiping and drinking. Since I worked with all the funeral directors who had appointments with these families, I know a lot of the families didn't give a damn and only had a funeral out of obligation (and even those who did care admitted that their extended family really didn't). So most of the behavior I saw from these funerals was just kinda trashy and disrespectful as opposed to people celebrating the life of a loved one. Definitely sad since a majority of our decedents were older people and from my experience people care a lot less about the death of someone older
I'm not Irish, but I know some people try to make things lighthearted during these occasions. I went to a funeral of someone who specifically stated they wanted their funeral to be a celebration and that no one should wear black, only their most glamorous clothes. And there was a live band and a DJ. I don't know if somber is always the way to go. Not doubting the vibes you were picking up from your clientele though. Just noting that not everyone is somber.
Wait, what..? But that's... why he laughed at her trying to plead the 5th and said that. He's saying it's _not_ "real" court and _doesn't_ apply in this setting.
Steve Harvey always reminded me of my dad. Hilarious sense of humor, lots of fun, total goofball, also judgmental old school Christian. Thanks Steve, your criticism is nostalgic now
As someone who has worked in the funeral industry for years, Legally if Tiffany was the one who made the arrangements than she legally had to have been given a contract that she had to sign and she had to be given a copy of said contract. Every single funeral has to have a contract, thats a national law. This show is bonkers! Thank you Jarvis for the interesting watch
We had to sign contracts for everything, especially permission for cremation, for both of my in-laws. They were wonderful, which is why we went with them the second time as well. But I still have that paperwork and, if I didn't, they do. There's no excuse for not having the paperwork.
Along the lines of steve harvey being homophobic, there are two episodes of celebrity family feud I'd be interested in seeing you react to. One has the cast of Queer Eye old vs. new, and one has the cast of RuPaul's Drag Race. The way steve harvey reacted and interacted with people definitely made me uncomfortable, but the composure of the contestants is great.
I don't want to depress you, Jarvis, but there are actually lots of judges without law degrees. Sometimes voters choose morons with no JD and no bar lisence, so they decide cases they aren't legally allowed to argue.
Fun fact: the only requirements to be a Supreme Court Justice are US citizenship and confirmation by the Senate. Additionally one current member has NEVER been a judge prior to appointment (Elana Kagen, former dean of Harvard Law, and former solicitor General to POTUS under Obama, note this makes her extremely qualified as she's a legal scholar as opposed to a trial lawyer or judge). I think it might get hella interesting if a couple of ethicists and moral philosophers on the Supreme Court.
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 I love how we still have to pretend the founding fathers were these all knowing (and apparently clairvoyant) deity figures who are above questioning.
Steve Harvey staring at nothing while wearing a ginormous grin while also just relentlessly smacking his gavel around is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year. Also, that ending caught me way off-guard lol.
okay but family feud is lowkey rated R. they disguise it like a family show but every question is like “We asked 100 men what their favorite melons are!“ and then when they say boobs Steve is like WTF?!?!?😧😮😧
Omg ikr? I visited some distant family a few years ago and we turned family fued on to break the ice and the first question was something like "what would a stripper's name in the north pole be?"
I saw part of an episode on today as I was hanging out with my mom. The question we caught was "what did your ex stick you with?" ... you can probably guess the first answer said. It's an occasionally funny show but definitely not for little kids.
This entire "Steve Harvey, TV judge, cracks jokes about cosmetic surgery and a dispute over a funeral" premise feels a lot like an SNL sketch. It's endlessly funny to me that Steve Harvey has been elevated from comedian to TV host to relationship guru to de facto judge considering what a goofy, out of touch old dimwit he consistently comes off as.
He’s like really sexist like casually and alarmingly so The source I had was a gus johnson video but I’m gonna go ahead and not recommend that :/ I’m sure other people have talked about it
Fun Fact: the highest court in the US doesn't require the judges to have a law degree. If the supreme court doesn't need them, why should steve harvey?
If it's true it should be changed, people shouldn't be judged with people with no law degree. Just as I don't to get in a plane designed by non degree engineers, or be treated with undegree doctor
12:51 "Or like, when someone... snorts cocaine? Or like, when someone... eats too much chocolate cake? Or like, when someone... eats too much chocolate cake, and then barfs it up?"
i feel like lately a lot of people come for your neck and give unsolicited advice but i just wanted to say i think you're doing a great job and i'm really proud of the content you're putting out
@@bitbot9834 I've heard some people say that the twitch chat gets a little much at times. Idk if that's true or if that is what this comment is about tho
This has me in tears! PLEASE do another one. This was absolute gold. And what else is gold? When my absent father decided to give me Steve Harvey’s “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man” book for my high school graduation present. Lordy Lou, never understood that one…
My mother, who is very smart, got me the Steve Harvey book to tell me to how to avoid problematic men. The person who sold it to her was a woman who was insistent that this was the way that women can avoid “bad” guys. I didn’t even bother reading it because I just didn’t want to hear his misogynist and misandrist garbage probably written by a ghost writer.
Any parties can agree to have their legal dispute mediated by anyone regardless of credentials (religious mediation is common) and they can agree that it’s legally binding. Basically any two parties can agree that Steve Harvey can legally decide their dispute…freedom to contract is a great thing
I’ll give Steve credit for hustling and making money every legal way he can. It appears that he has fans who will watch any dang thing he does. Just wait until he decides to fly planes with Harvey Airlines.
Just wanna say how much I appreciate you acknowledging Steve Harvey's problematic views at the beginning. I feel like a lot people either don't know about his stance on a lot of issues, or they just don't care, because "he's funny."
To be real he's entertainment, he's not here to do a job he's there to entertain anyone willing to watch, his point of view is fucked but that doesn't mean people can't enjoy his work, like eminem who openly said some of the most outta pocket shit for music but people still enjoy his music even if they don't like the person
I dont see views as “problematic” he can think and believe what ever he wants. Same goes for people who dont hold the same views as me. I dont give a shit, everyone is different and everyone believes different things and thats ok. There is value on all sides. No opinion is right or wrong because they are all right and wrong. He may have some opinions you dont like but the dude has brought alot of enjoyment to millions of people over his career and thats a all around positive impact on humanity
You can still have a funeral for a person who's been cremated. In my family we usually divide the ashes. The closest relatives are all given a small portion, then some is buried at a funeral so everyone has a place they can visit. Historically though, court shows like this are usually two friendly parties needing to resolve a financial situation who decided to get it paid by a TV show after a memorable day of improving with a buddy or relative. I have zero proof beyond that, but possibly they decided to pay cremation fee and get a nice urn by coming on, which feels like a nice way to fund it tbh.
When my dad died, we needed receipts for everything so we could submit it to his life insurance. In general, the funeral industry is quite profitable. For my dad's obit, it was a $100+ fee to publish it in the newspaper, with extra cost per word over a set amount.
My mum’s funeral and cremation cost like €6,000. And this was during the height of the pandemic so only my dad and I could attend. It was depressing as hell. The funeral industry charges *wild* rates.
And (from my experience with my grandmother and my dad) funeral homes 100% inundate families with options using all the kind understanding of a used car salesman. It wouldn't have been out of line to spend way more than you'd expect for cremation, but not having any financial track of it at all? That's just weird.
@@Caldella Not all of them are like this!! But....unfortunately wayyy too many are and they take advantage of people not knowing this and being consumed by grief and suddenly trying to settle someone's life. :( We had a good experience and a small, family-run funeral home in AZ after my dad passed away (he elected to have them handle his funeral since they did a good job with handling my grandmother's), but I feel for anyone that has been preyed upon by the industry as a whole.
@@megapiglatin2574 I'm glad you had a good experience. My Grandma's funeral was run by a small family business that had known my extended family for decades, but we still found them calloused and trying to upsell. My family was pretty pissed about it.
Crazy. I _just_ told my mom the other day about Steve Harvey being a judge now (we used to watch Family Feud together for shts & giggles) and she simply replied with “what the hell”
as much as i love this, i don’t want a sequel enough to pressure into watching more of this bc i sure as hell couldn’t handle watching this if it weren’t for you omitting parts and reminding me i’m not insane for not being a misogynist
1) Jarvis, your hair looks great like this. 2) Steve Harvey looks like he had work done. He’s got a weirdly smooth skin texture, like he’s wearing a shit ton of foundation. 3) Judges don’t have to have law degrees, they’re elected. 4) Okay, not just me who noticed the super white teeth.
The thing about law degrees depends on jurisdiction. Lots of states disqualify candidates who don’t have law degrees. That said, federally-appointed judges don’t need degrees.
As a non-american that has watched this trash american reality tv shows for my whole life... The only thing I have to add to this conversation is that Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey are the same person in my head just different race.
I’m not even lying, I’ve been in America my entire life, never left the country once not even for a vacation. And it took me until a was like 12 to figure out they were different people. Like I deadass thought they were the same
Eh I’m not sure about that. Feel as though Dr Phil is worse. Steve, at least, didn’t send a bunch of kids to abuse-camp. Fortunately. Just odd comparison lol, all they share in common is being tv personalities & being old, bald, & mustachio’ed. “American Tv” Show Persona ≠ Personality. Ellen is a good example. Fakes nice on TV.
Not gonna lie, Jarvis, I've become a religious watcher of this show only because I know Abbott Elementary is coming on afterwards (and sometimes Queens depending on the schedule). From what I can say I've actually paid attention to, I genuinely can say I like this show if only for how absurd it is. Like the premise is already ridiculous. Even from the intro he even states, he has no actual qualifications to be a judge and then the way some of these cases begin and end is insane, inane and fake. It seems to have the same qualities that Flavor of Love where you just can't look away when you get sucked in
@@Jules-z4e Truth be told, I don't know. I assume it's exactly how Jarvis said it. It's real people with _possibly_ real issues that were probably just elevated for television...but in all honestly, it could just be all fake and no one knows each other. I'm of the mindset of they're real people that at least know each other, but the problems aren't real and/or they are real problems but a good communication could solve them.
@@beautifuldayxo I think you're right and I think that's generally the case on these types of shows. they're not all bad, though! the case where the sister paid the brother to build an entertainment center and it turned out they were just talking past each other and actually loved each other sooo much was really cute and sweet
@@toastnuances No, you're absolutely right. I'm personally a fan of the photographer who basically was afforded a chance to work for Steve Harvey and basically paid his fine off for him. What a great ending to the episode
@@GogiRegion i know his twitch chat is brutal, they are really unfair to him. I just hope he knows that he doesn’t have to constantly explain himself because *most of us* know that hes not being serious
You can be cremated and have a hole dug and a placard put in and a ceremony and stuff. My family has an old school section of plots and we had some family members pass away in WWII, some gave their body to science, and others were cremated. Those folks would get flat placards placed on top of a parent's grave (I think my great grandma has two of her son's placards on hers). It's definitely not as much as a full blown funeral, but you do have to play extra for the placard. Bonus: apparently you can fit 3 people in a single plot if they're cremated? At least the cemetary I talked to was fine with that. They just let you bury the ashes and most of the plot is taken up with the placards /headstone.
Even if you don't bury the ashes in a graveyard you can still have a ceremony. My grandfather was cremated and they spread his ashes in a place he liked to hike at.
@Kay E well that makes sense. You can grow mushrooms out of pretty much anything as long as you have the basic components and a body would have the organic material to do it right. Just wonder who'd be eating those mushrooms though, and if they'd be told first. Heck, there'd probably be some that would pay extra for that kind of thing as a curiosity.
My father was cremated and we took his remains to the crypt in the church where you have these placards saying people's names. (we also had a funerary ceremony with the casket before he was cremated)
When a person is cremated, you don't skip the funwral ceremony. You still have the procession with a little car, flowers and a priest (if it's a catholic funeral). You still have to put the urn in the grave and all. So you only skip out on the cost of a casket which is much more expensive than an urn.
“I AM black, but it FEELS wrong” explains how I feel when I do my 90s Chris Rock impression. It sounds like I am a white man doing blackface, but to be fair, that's how Chris Rock sounded.
this was the first thing to make me smile since my 19 y/o cat had to be put down today, thanks for the good content jarvis. i hope you know how much you help people through this thing you do (edit:spelling🙄)
I never realized how he is sort of like an old Nick Canon, except I don't think Steve Harvey had like 6 babies last year. But in terms of just taking every job they can, I get the same vibes from both of them.
In 100 years a huge chuck of the world pop. will be related to Nick Cannon in some way like Ghangis Khan while with Harvey in 20 years he will have been a co-worker to us all at some point.
Dude, PLEASE make more videos like this. You are so incredibly funny, and I absolutely love you chuckling at your own jokes. There's an energy here that is so contagious and I love it.
This has already been said, but I'm gonna say it again. We like you, we get that they're jokes. Haters gonna hate, man, they're not worth fretting over
The fact that you feel the need to qualify everything you say just really demonstrates how much people just need to take a step back and quit over-analyzing every word that comes out of people's mouths. You're clearly someone who cares and tries to do your best to be inclusive and kind so I find it hard to believe that anyone offended and/or upset by your jokes or statements is speaking out in good faith.
I got the sense that he was maybe just trying to be extra sensitive to making jokes surrounding the funeral situation. Maybe because like he said he's lost someone close to him before? Idk though, you could also be right, I'm just speculating as well.
If he feels like he needs to disclaim his jokes about a real person who died by saying what amounts to "I wouldn't normally joke about this but since the show is joking about it I'm doing it" that's up to him. Like if he said he was doing it because people criticized him or something, yeah, I'd agree with you, but absent that all you're really doing is criticizing his independent decision. Like obviously you're not trying to be rude but if I said something to try to make people comfortable/warn them about a difficult topic and somebody started ranting about why I shouldn't have said it and anybody who might have appreciated it is terrible for "making" me say it I wouldn't exactly feel supported by that person.
my great aunt took selfies at my grandpa's funeral and pointed herself out in every picture she was in that the family brought saying how she looked good back then. she also brought her new boyfriend of three months. which was weird and awkward.
Harvey's teeth shine into the darkness like a spotlight. I feel like a ship being signaled from afar by a lighthouse, wary to keep far enough from the danger. If they are real then they're a damn real miracle of science I'll tell ya that for free
Just wanna say Steve Harvey always reacts like anything said gives him Vietnam flashbacks and he’s remembered his time in the jungle book at the same time
Lawyer here. No judge or court will take judicial notice of the fact that there was no storm just because they "Googled" whether or not there was a storm that day. But again, this is kind of like an alternative dispute resolution process, and not an actual court.
Probably one of my favorite things about this channel is how Jarvis makes himself laugh, he’ll say something funny and either after or in the middle of saying it he’ll dissolve into laughter, it’s very charming.
Your impression of Steve Harvey, you laughing at your own impression, and then your doubt on whether or not you should do the impression were all hilarious and I laughed a lot.
"I could listen to Steve Harvey talk about funeral components for 5 hours." Has such John Mulaney "I could listen to Ice-T on law and order give examples of addictions for 5 hours." Energy
@14:05 Steve is disgusting for this. Paraphrasing: "You at the funeral thinking lil bruh bout to be rolled in... You think he running late" or something like that. I know this is most likely fake, but it's insane how horrible that is, and no one batted an eye to it. Edit: Jarvis, you understand where I'm coming from. This was a very wtf episode, and I wouldn't be surprised if all of them were like this.
Thats what I thought it was and figured it'd be about him modeling and talking fashion lol. Not sure if I'm disappointed or happy with what we got instead.
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I love the term "serial host". Summarizes him perfectly
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@@Tw0Dots seost?
I thought its cereal host
@@pickchickens5286 i deadass did too and i thought Jarvis was about to talk about cheerios for 25 minutes.
@@k1lllg0resomehow thought you meant Cheetos 😬
Steve Harvey is the Sim whose player is trying to max out their Actor career by doing _everything_
LMAO
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Spam the "practice skill" button, sleep, eat, go to work, talk to famous people, and that's how you become a famous actor in the Sims.
my god this is literally what i did when i made a steve x dr.phil household 😭😭
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Your WHAT house?!
Jarvis busting out laughing at "Steve Harvey and his real teeth" is the best part of my day
rwr
Even though I saw this comment before he said that it still made me laugh lol
Steve Harvey is television's Barbie. He's done everything at this point.
Him, snoop dog, and V putin are in competition. Lol.
Ans jony sins
everything except being friends with a woman
Thats johnny sins. The only thing he hasn't been is a Porn Star.
@@julcaos and why would you think that...
Jarvis bursting into giggles at his own Steve Harvey impersonation is funnier than Steve Harvey's actual jokes
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@@dezcubing5844 I'll take what I can get 😂
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^this
I'm also not a lawyer, so I'm perfectly credentialed to weigh in on this. Whether or not a large sum of money was spent on plastic surgery has nothing to do with this. Its weird that so much detail was focused on that. The accusation is that the money generated for the funeral didn't go towards the funeral. So even if she just pocketed the money instead getting plastic surgery, it's still just as wrong (maybe not legally, but certainly morally).
The only thing that really mattered here was if she could prove that that the funeral did in fact add up to the amount "donated."
I mean, I know WHY on a TV show we had to swim in the endless ocean of scandalous plastic surgery, but it really didn't need to be mentioned at all. Even a footnote would just be excessive.
Yeah, it seems like that was just to add an extra moral angle to it, to make it seem extra bad because plastic surgery is dumb to him?
I AM a lawyer (albeit not in the US) and while yeah, it's pretty morally wrong to spend money that was "donated" for a specific purpose on something else, legally speaking if there's no piece of paper saying "I am loaning you $6,000 so you can do a memorial service for our dead brother", there's no legal means of showing that you *didn't* donate the money. When there are cases where family members have given money to each other, generally the law assumes that there was no intention for an agreement to be legally enforceable. The moral is, make sure you don't rely on the honour system, even if it's family!
misogyny fueled money printer go brrrrrr
@@lionguardant5468I’m NOT a lawyer and this is what I was wondering the whole time.. again obviously it’s a show so none of this is real but we’re this to be real court wouldn’t the claims be dropped almost immediately simply bc there is no written evidence that this money was meant to go specifically towards the funeral and had not just been donated to a grieving family member? Like if you give someone money for a singular purpose and want to make sure it is enforceable that they only use it for that purpose there needs to be a written or otherwise formal statement of it that can be taken to court right?
Jarvis being Steve listing off the funeral things has the same exact energy as John Mulaney being Ice-T listing off addictions
that's exactly what it is hahaha
Oh my god your right hahahah
Yeah Ice, you got it!
“Orlikewhensomeone...eat too much chocolate cake??”
Beat me to it.
how the hell did she not reply to "you can't object, you're not an attorney," with, "OKAY AND YOU'RE NOT A JUDGE" ??
i wonder if she did, but then they cut it out to keep the illusion of ~judge steve~
That's what I was thinking
@@Vanessa-vz5cw Good point. It's either that or a total brain fart. But I feel it's more likely they cut it out...
I just want to say that I’ve actually been on one of these court shows before, and it was 100% fake and mostly improvised on set. They have some “evidence” prepped beforehand, but ultimately you get a set up and a character and they let you decide how to handle the case amongst yourselves. Now the episode could be based on a true story, but the people on the show didn’t actually do anything. So unless this show is miraculously somehow real unlike all the others, this is all made up, so no reason to feel bad for making fun of a televised improv show Jarvis!
Not to be a party pooper, but it is so obvious (at least to me) that these are 100% fake that I don’t understand why Jarvis or the commenters are talking about what’s happening in the show as if there’s an ounce of truth in these stories. Maybe it’s because I’m not American and not used to american reality TV, but those are definitely some _very_ bad actors here and not real people with real struggles.
I'm kinda glad. I couldn't handle real cases where real litigants crying real tears because they didn't understand a contract and they were left bankrupt.
I'm pretty sure that it was confirmed that the Judge Judy show is actually real though
@@etherealsky7078 i think we all KNOW its fake. its just not fun at all to just go "this is fake. Click bait! Not real. That didn't happen." every time we see something fake
I feel like Jarvis just makes those statements because a majority of the fanbase he has will just attack him for absolutely any perceived mistake. He’s deleted a video in the past because his fourteen year old fans thought him making one joke about how he grew up with a (disabled) single mom meant he was invalidating disabled single moms everywhere. He’s just so cautious nowadays and the community pisses me off sometimes lol
In eighth grade I was in this “mock trial” class, where were basically split into groups and we pretend to be lawyers and witnesses and preform the case in a courtroom close to the school, and a student jury decided the verdict.
Anyway we did a murder case that the teacher gave us and let me just say that I feel like us as eighth graders pretending to be adults were more mature about the case than these actual adults
I didn't know Humpty Dumpty ate triple A's
I remember doing that too and I was the pathologist. I came to court wearing a lab coat and took it to the max level. Those were the days 🤣
I love how other kids got to do this and then in the south I had to do a civil war reenactment with paper balls. On the brighter side though I had a different teacher in highschool that had us do a congress simulation where we tried to pass bills and like 4 people in my class alone tried to legalize weed which was beautiful
@@heatherm2055 yes! I played a forensic pathologist too 😆
@@Grace-er9ep lmao I was in ✨Texas✨ but that bill passing thingy sounds really fun ngl
I'm glad you take the time to clarify that this channel is free because this content is priceless 🤠
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Forget 5 hours of Steve Harvey listing components of a funeral, I want to see 5 hours of Jarvis impressions of Steve Harvey listing components of a funeral
If the Hunger Games were real, they’d get Steve Harvey to host
I don't know why but that's so accurate
are you sure that's not a ryan seacrest affair
This is like, hauntingly real
This makes so much sense it’s scary
Or Ellen
Jarvis is the last person who has to apologize for making light of this situation, This guy is literaly so kindhearted and you can tell he really doesnt wanna offend anybody which is why he’s making his stance clear as hell but he really didn’t need to. Jarvis is the one guy who we know full well wouldnt say these things with malice. I loved this video, can we get more chaos on the premium channel?
except the fucking minstrelsy
It's the friggin twitch stream commentators being ridiculous that's making him this careful ugh.
@@3nty796 explain?
@@fionn9852 the twitch chat is basically a Twitter mob but in live action. Jarvis said he looked like a dharr man character and chat yelled at him bc it's weird to compare himself to a high schooler?? Like, they just get so worked up over things that don't even matter, I wish hebwould just ignore or mute them or something
get a life yo, you don’t need to pre-defend my guy. he ain’t gonna date you bro
I watched an episode of family feud recently, and an answer to the question “what shouldn’t you be caught driving with in your lap” was a vibrator. I cannot stop thinking about how that was on a prime time “family friendly” show or that more than one person answered that on the survey.
I’m also convinced his tailor is criminally insane and a Batman villain because his suits have somehow gotten wilder
A lot of answers and questions are like that 😅
Agreed 💯👍🏻✌🏻🩷
I've been to a memorial service for someone who was cremated... there was still flowers, speeches, and a room rented out at the funeral home... so idk why they didn't have any of that
Yes. Same.
I'm not sure when this episode may have aired, but unfortunately due to covid we couldn't even have a proper funeral for my father who passed away in 2020 and was cremated. We were supposed to be allowed 10 people inside, then covid numbers got worse and we were told to hold off for a bit, then told only a certain amount could be outside. We ended up putting together a block party for a celebration of life so we could stay distanced. My father never wanted to be buried at a funeral, he wanted to go back to the Earth and for people to celebrate the memories of him. However, his family and friends were all aware of this and we all made sure they were
i can confirm, i’ve been to a funeral that was for my great-aunt, who got cremated. there was a beautiful urn, tons of flowers, a large-ish room rented out (so that we could all properly distance), etc. it wasn’t any less important or expensive than a funeral where someone isn’t cremated.
her ashes got spread in a few different places btw, since she loved to travel. it was kinda cathartic to see her remains be treated the way she wanted them to.
Yeah, my mom was cremated and we had a viewing with her in a casket first and the whole funeral with flowers and everything...and then she went to be cremated after the service.
"You can't object because you're not a lawyer"
Says the man that's not a judge
The funniest part of all of this is that Jarvis referred to Steve Harvey as “old Hollywood” and we just accepted that
old + hollywood = old hollywood, i gues
I did hear that and go "Wait a minute, I wouldn't say that!"
The way Jarvis laughed at his "Anyway, Steve Harvey and his real teeth" line... It fucking killed me. I'm deceased. Thank you, Jarvis.
And thus did Steve Harvey preside over the case concerning Jarvis's manslaughter charge.
Hopefully we won't have to hold a funeral for you. I don't need another list 😭
Do you wanna be cremated.. I can use the left over money for surgery
Ikr! I was in a hospital waiting room while watching this trying not to burst out into laughter at 6am.
Wasn’t that funny. Jarvis thinks he’s a comedian or something
jarvis laughing over his own jokes makes my day
Same
It doesn’t make mine sadly
Existence makes my day
@Xena Iska no
same, his laughter gives me so much joy
the way he made a joke, laughed, then said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. this is not funny" is like exactly how my grandfather makes jokes lmao
When I was little, my mom worked as a singer at a funeral home. So when people asked for music, usually hymns and stuff like that, she would sing in a room adjacent to the one where the actual service was happening. And someone would accompany her on piano, and the sound would be played in the service room.
Because I was homeschooled during that time, she would take me with her and like set me up with a coloring book and some Polly pockets in the staff break room. And whenever we would leave to go to the funeral home, she would be like, “Let’s go put the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral!’” She was respectful to everyone grieving, but I think she just wanted to be a little kid friendly for me I guess??
That's sweet 😊
The fun in funeral
Reminds me of Fun Home- a graphic novel/musical where a funeral home director's children referred to the place as "fun home" lol
That reminds me of how my high school would send out like a notification to the teachers when a student was absent, but they'd use an abbreviation for each excuse, and one time, some kids were gone for the funeral of a teacher's wife, and my teacher read the email and just about spit out his coffee and went "so i got the notification that the basketball team is gone for that funeral... guess what they used as an abbreviation for 'funeral'..." and that was when everyone realized that funeral was always abbreviated to "fun" in the system.
It might’ve also been how she coped with the darker aspects of her job, I work around a lot of death and making light of it makes everything easier when I go home at the end of the day
Honestly, as a mixed person, “I AM black, but it FEELS wrong” is something I’ve struggled with in my life.
same
I'm also human.
@@Skarry completely believable! Thank you fellow human from earth
Good to hear. Please continue living your normal human life, and enjoy your next 24 hour earth day!
SAAAMMEEE
18:30
“He in the jar.”
**thunderous applause**
that really shouldn’t have as funny as it was
Judge Jarvis Johnson ….. This alliteration is enough for you to qualify as a television judge
That's why Steve is so bad at it. His name doesn't start with a J.
oh jesus JUDGE JJ i wanna die
J A TROIS
Jarring Judge Jarvis Johnson
That’s the only J adjective I can think of lmao
@@monhi64 …..Juicy
Still not tired of Jarvis explaining that the content is free awkwardly.
But we're premium
@@Diana-mu7pc we’re golden babies🥺
🥇
…..(golllllllld)….
Jarvis talking about how he wanted Steve Harvey to keep listing the components of the funeral gives the same energy as John Mulaney wanting Ice-T to keep listing addictions
exactly !!!
Ok so did you steal a comment or did the other person steal from you 🤨🤨🤨
"is it racist that im doing a steve harvey impression?" FUCKING SENT ME
Agreed, I had to take a breather
what we were all thinking
imo if it's a specific person/celebrity impression then it's comedic fair game, but it's probably crossing a line once you start doing generalized racial stereotypes (even if it is your own race). it's a gray area at the end of the day though
@@ayubious interesting! i never thought of it that way!
@@ayubious isn’t the funny part that Jarvis is mixed-race and asking that not that he’s doing an impression of a black celeb?
I remember Steve Harvey saying that poor people were poor because they didn’t pray right. He is a literal menace to television
He should have made a tutorial
@@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu now all I can think about is the fact the Lord's Prayer is literally just a prayer tutorial given by Jesus
he also talked crap about the people in flint who still don't have clean water
And that poor people are poor because they sleep in, whereas he's rich because he wakes up at 4 ?
I believe his words were that poor people are lazy... but he also said something about not praying right in another episode of his "advice" show. Gus Johnson made a video about it.
5:04 just here to say that Jarvis laughing that hard at his own joke was so damn cute
As someone who used to work at a funeral home, genuinely a little funny to see how shocked Jarvis was by people making light of the death. I worked at a pretty high end funeral home and I could say about 70% of the funerals I worked with, nobody gave a shit lol. People would come in cargo shorts and Trump t-shirts (once, in the very sad case of a very young woman's passing, someone showed up in a rainbow sequin minidress) and spend the whole night yucking it up and telling stories with a whole ass dead body in the room. Some would even play loud ass club music when they knew other funerals were taking place in the building! Just to give a little insight that, unfortunately, most funerals are not the somber events we assume they'll be, particularly when a lot of extended family is involved (hell, sometimes the close family doesn't care either)
That's its own TV show lol
Sounds like an old fashioned irish wake, which is personally how I want my family to process my death instead of only grieving. Interesting to hear that even high end funeral homes have ragers
@@caithenry8429 normally I'd agree since everyone grieves differently, but this high end funeral home I worked at was in Miami, with majority of our clients being Cuban and Venezuelan families from Doral (very hoity toity area). Being Cuban myself I know that that isn't really part of our culture, the way these families were is more akin to how we do kid's birthdays, letting the kids run around and do whatever while the adults sit around gossiping and drinking. Since I worked with all the funeral directors who had appointments with these families, I know a lot of the families didn't give a damn and only had a funeral out of obligation (and even those who did care admitted that their extended family really didn't). So most of the behavior I saw from these funerals was just kinda trashy and disrespectful as opposed to people celebrating the life of a loved one. Definitely sad since a majority of our decedents were older people and from my experience people care a lot less about the death of someone older
I'm not Irish, but I know some people try to make things lighthearted during these occasions. I went to a funeral of someone who specifically stated they wanted their funeral to be a celebration and that no one should wear black, only their most glamorous clothes. And there was a live band and a DJ. I don't know if somber is always the way to go.
Not doubting the vibes you were picking up from your clientele though. Just noting that not everyone is somber.
I went to my friend's funeral and as i walked in there was a live DJ and bottle girls. He didnt want his final goodbye to be a sad one.
"You must think this is real court" Well, Steve, if you were a real judge, you'd know the fifth amendment doesn't apply in small claims court.
That's what I was thinking. I don't think she knows *where* she is lol
Wait, what..?
But that's... why he laughed at her trying to plead the 5th and said that. He's saying it's _not_ "real" court and _doesn't_ apply in this setting.
It doesn't matter either way because it's not real court 😅
@@Meladjusted what the person was saying was that, even if it was a real court it wouldn’t matter because you can’t do that in small claims court.
Steve Harvey always reminded me of my dad. Hilarious sense of humor, lots of fun, total goofball, also judgmental old school Christian. Thanks Steve, your criticism is nostalgic now
And just like your dad, you tend to overestimate his funny-ness.
@@johnhill160 and how would you know?
@@doaindptskoler4488 How wouldn't I know?
@@johnhill160 because you don’t know his dad???
Old school Christian yeah- sexist and a hypocrite.
I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but I absolutely love seeing Jarvis crack up at his own jokes.
It brings joy to see people happy. It's not weird at all
No, it's great, I love it when people do that, especially if it genuinely brings joy to them
Even when they are so unfunny
@@twinny124 Yeah but I don't think the original comment was talking about Steve Harvey
Nah you’re fucked Bro. Get help now
10:19
The audacity of a man pretending to be a judge saying "You can't object cuz you not a lawyer."
12:15 it can cost 7 dollars all you need is a gallon of gasoline and a gas station lighter
As someone who has worked in the funeral industry for years, Legally if Tiffany was the one who made the arrangements than she legally had to have been given a contract that she had to sign and she had to be given a copy of said contract. Every single funeral has to have a contract, thats a national law. This show is bonkers! Thank you Jarvis for the interesting watch
We had to sign contracts for everything, especially permission for cremation, for both of my in-laws. They were wonderful, which is why we went with them the second time as well. But I still have that paperwork and, if I didn't, they do. There's no excuse for not having the paperwork.
Along the lines of steve harvey being homophobic, there are two episodes of celebrity family feud I'd be interested in seeing you react to. One has the cast of Queer Eye old vs. new, and one has the cast of RuPaul's Drag Race. The way steve harvey reacted and interacted with people definitely made me uncomfortable, but the composure of the contestants is great.
He is so visibly uncomfortable in those episodes. Steve truly met his match in Latrice Royale
I need to see the RuPaul one I can’t imagine how he acted
I saw it! Oh man he had all that coming that toasted plum.
Can you really be mad at old people for being racist/homophobic? They were raised that way their whole life
@@oxyroid yes, yes you can be mad
'broken clock steve harvey is right twice a day' 💀
I don't want to depress you, Jarvis, but there are actually lots of judges without law degrees. Sometimes voters choose morons with no JD and no bar lisence, so they decide cases they aren't legally allowed to argue.
Fun fact: the only requirements to be a Supreme Court Justice are US citizenship and confirmation by the Senate. Additionally one current member has NEVER been a judge prior to appointment (Elana Kagen, former dean of Harvard Law, and former solicitor General to POTUS under Obama, note this makes her extremely qualified as she's a legal scholar as opposed to a trial lawyer or judge).
I think it might get hella interesting if a couple of ethicists and moral philosophers on the Supreme Court.
YOU MEAN TO SAY THERES A FLAW IN OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM??
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 You can really see that in some of the current bobbleheads on the court.
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 I love how we still have to pretend the founding fathers were these all knowing (and apparently clairvoyant) deity figures who are above questioning.
oh MY GOD
The show could've also been called family fued if the show was about divorce court
You’ll give them ideas
😂😂😂
Steve Harvey staring at nothing while wearing a ginormous grin while also just relentlessly smacking his gavel around is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year. Also, that ending caught me way off-guard lol.
okay but family feud is lowkey rated R. they disguise it like a family show but every question is like “We asked 100 men what their favorite melons are!“ and then when they say boobs Steve is like WTF?!?!?😧😮😧
Omg ikr? I visited some distant family a few years ago and we turned family fued on to break the ice and the first question was something like "what would a stripper's name in the north pole be?"
I saw part of an episode on today as I was hanging out with my mom. The question we caught was "what did your ex stick you with?" ... you can probably guess the first answer said. It's an occasionally funny show but definitely not for little kids.
"Nekid grandmaw!"
@@pictonomii3295 "Naked huh?".
The mention of "boobs" is not enough to make something rated R
"Too fly to wear a robe!?"
............. Steve Harvey birdman, attorney at law!?
w reference
... Attorney at CAW
It's more likely than you think!
The funeral case was truly uncomfortable to watch. It very much traveled into uncanny valley territory.
This entire "Steve Harvey, TV judge, cracks jokes about cosmetic surgery and a dispute over a funeral" premise feels a lot like an SNL sketch.
It's endlessly funny to me that Steve Harvey has been elevated from comedian to TV host to relationship guru to de facto judge considering what a goofy, out of touch old dimwit he consistently comes off as.
He's Like Bill Cosby But If He Didn't Do All-
You Know-
@@estinsidebottom I mean he might have done similar, it could just be under wraps
@@DoodleZoo The Fact That I Could See Steve Harvey Having Skeletons In The Closet Like That Really Scares Me
@@estinsidebottom yeah famous people don’t always have the best track record when it comes to that sorta thing
He’s like really sexist like casually and alarmingly so
The source I had was a gus johnson video but I’m gonna go ahead and not recommend that :/ I’m sure other people have talked about it
Fun Fact: the highest court in the US doesn't require the judges to have a law degree. If the supreme court doesn't need them, why should steve harvey?
You serious 😦
Me just coming into the court house announcing I'm the law now
It's time to overhaul the US.
If it's true it should be changed, people shouldn't be judged with people with no law degree.
Just as I don't to get in a plane designed by non degree engineers, or be treated with undegree doctor
@@yuki97kira You literally can do that as long as the people elect you.
12:51 "Or like, when someone... snorts cocaine? Or like, when someone... eats too much chocolate cake? Or like, when someone... eats too much chocolate cake, and then barfs it up?"
i feel like lately a lot of people come for your neck and give unsolicited advice but i just wanted to say i think you're doing a great job and i'm really proud of the content you're putting out
What have they been saying? Cuz likes there's a difference between constructive criticism and being a dick lol
i love you
yeah, i too am loving the new content. go jarvis!
Ditto
@@bitbot9834 I've heard some people say that the twitch chat gets a little much at times. Idk if that's true or if that is what this comment is about tho
This has me in tears! PLEASE do another one. This was absolute gold.
And what else is gold? When my absent father decided to give me Steve Harvey’s “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man” book for my high school graduation present. Lordy Lou, never understood that one…
My mother, who is very smart, got me the Steve Harvey book to tell me to how to avoid problematic men. The person who sold it to her was a woman who was insistent that this was the way that women can avoid “bad” guys. I didn’t even bother reading it because I just didn’t want to hear his misogynist and misandrist garbage probably written by a ghost writer.
@@cremetangerine82 damn how messed up do you have to be to be misogynistic AND misandrist at the same time?
The man at 8:30 took me TF out every time he turn his head as if he was saying "Well... i mean..." lmboooo I'm wheezing
Holyyy shit! His last close up was like, “ain’t this some shit…” LOL
Judge Steve Harvey is right.
We really do live in a society.
Waiting for Steve Harvey’s cooking show with baited breath.
Wait for him to catch beef with Gordon Ramsay
haha get it? cus beef is food
You KNOW he would use powdered casserole seasoning on some white cheddar mac and cheese (also packaged) and some breadcrumbs
You know it's coming surprised it didn't happen 10 years ago
the great harvey bake off
You keep walking around with baited breath your gonna get fish breath
Steve Harvey's dentures remind me of those photoshopped pictures of dogs with human teeth
Any parties can agree to have their legal dispute mediated by anyone regardless of credentials (religious mediation is common) and they can agree that it’s legally binding. Basically any two parties can agree that Steve Harvey can legally decide their dispute…freedom to contract is a great thing
That is the craziest shit I’ve heard in a while ngl
I realllllllly hope this is an American only thing, (speaking from the uk)
Oh God
Land of the free baybeeee
@@AnEmu404 why? You don't have to agree to it if you don't want to
I can’t help but feel like he should not be a judge 💀
"And that's when my husband hit me."
"He hi- Wha?"
*Uproarious laughter*
cut to a witness sobbing their heart out giving their testimony while laugh tracks and sound effects play in the background
@@casinopolis the producers in the back: Oh this is gonna win us an Emmy for sure!
Everyone thinks they’re a judge these days lol
_Family Fued theme in the background_
"See alot of people dont see eye to eye, thats where i come in!" - Stephen Harvard
I’ll give Steve credit for hustling and making money every legal way he can. It appears that he has fans who will watch any dang thing he does.
Just wait until he decides to fly planes with Harvey Airlines.
In this current bizarro world
I half expect that Steve harvey ends up actually a judge or president somehow
Just wanna say how much I appreciate you acknowledging Steve Harvey's problematic views at the beginning. I feel like a lot people either don't know about his stance on a lot of issues, or they just don't care, because "he's funny."
I truly never knew about any of what he mentioned.
To be real he's entertainment, he's not here to do a job he's there to entertain anyone willing to watch, his point of view is fucked but that doesn't mean people can't enjoy his work, like eminem who openly said some of the most outta pocket shit for music but people still enjoy his music even if they don't like the person
@@travistreadway3180 “he’s not here to do a job” is wrong in so many ways i cant
I dont see views as “problematic” he can think and believe what ever he wants. Same goes for people who dont hold the same views as me. I dont give a shit, everyone is different and everyone believes different things and thats ok. There is value on all sides. No opinion is right or wrong because they are all right and wrong. He may have some opinions you dont like but the dude has brought alot of enjoyment to millions of people over his career and thats a all around positive impact on humanity
@@jimboneutron8399 Ah, a centrist
i have barely started this video but im already extremely delighted at jarvis spontaneously laughing after saying "steve harvey and his REAL teeth"
i replayed that part so many times 😭😭
You laughing at what you are covering makes this MEGA GOLD. Your laugh is a day maker! Thank you so much for being a great human!
You can still have a funeral for a person who's been cremated. In my family we usually divide the ashes. The closest relatives are all given a small portion, then some is buried at a funeral so everyone has a place they can visit.
Historically though, court shows like this are usually two friendly parties needing to resolve a financial situation who decided to get it paid by a TV show after a memorable day of improving with a buddy or relative.
I have zero proof beyond that, but possibly they decided to pay cremation fee and get a nice urn by coming on, which feels like a nice way to fund it tbh.
I miss when Steve Harvey was just "the family feud guy that doesn't kiss women on the mouth" to me
same
Man, those were the days
I could Watch Jarvis' Steve Harvey Impression from 16:15 for 20 minutes.
When my dad died, we needed receipts for everything so we could submit it to his life insurance. In general, the funeral industry is quite profitable. For my dad's obit, it was a $100+ fee to publish it in the newspaper, with extra cost per word over a set amount.
My mum’s funeral and cremation cost like €6,000. And this was during the height of the pandemic so only my dad and I could attend. It was depressing as hell. The funeral industry charges *wild* rates.
And (from my experience with my grandmother and my dad) funeral homes 100% inundate families with options using all the kind understanding of a used car salesman. It wouldn't have been out of line to spend way more than you'd expect for cremation, but not having any financial track of it at all? That's just weird.
My grandfather prepaid for everything, but my grandma still paid nearly $3,000 for things "not included"
@@Caldella Not all of them are like this!! But....unfortunately wayyy too many are and they take advantage of people not knowing this and being consumed by grief and suddenly trying to settle someone's life. :(
We had a good experience and a small, family-run funeral home in AZ after my dad passed away (he elected to have them handle his funeral since they did a good job with handling my grandmother's), but I feel for anyone that has been preyed upon by the industry as a whole.
@@megapiglatin2574 I'm glad you had a good experience. My Grandma's funeral was run by a small family business that had known my extended family for decades, but we still found them calloused and trying to upsell. My family was pretty pissed about it.
Crazy. I _just_ told my mom the other day about Steve Harvey being a judge now (we used to watch Family Feud together for shts & giggles) and she simply replied with “what the hell”
An appropriate response if I've ever heard one!
as much as i love this, i don’t want a sequel enough to pressure into watching more of this bc i sure as hell couldn’t handle watching this if it weren’t for you omitting parts and reminding me i’m not insane for not being a misogynist
1) Jarvis, your hair looks great like this.
2) Steve Harvey looks like he had work done. He’s got a weirdly smooth skin texture, like he’s wearing a shit ton of foundation.
3) Judges don’t have to have law degrees, they’re elected.
4) Okay, not just me who noticed the super white teeth.
Note about 3 where I live judges have to have been lawyers not sure about the rules where you are that's really interesting
Steve Harvey isn't exactly hurting for dental care cash. He's hardly the only celebrity with super white teeth. Ask Simon Cowell.
@@joyceneal6169 what’s your point?
The thing about law degrees depends on jurisdiction. Lots of states disqualify candidates who don’t have law degrees. That said, federally-appointed judges don’t need degrees.
@@sealogic4552 that is fucking WILD.
As a non-american that has watched this trash american reality tv shows for my whole life... The only thing I have to add to this conversation is that Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey are the same person in my head just different race.
I’m not even lying, I’ve been in America my entire life, never left the country once not even for a vacation. And it took me until a was like 12 to figure out they were different people. Like I deadass thought they were the same
At LEAST Harvey doesn't have the audacity to call himself a Dr
Eh I’m not sure about that. Feel as though Dr Phil is worse. Steve, at least, didn’t send a bunch of kids to abuse-camp. Fortunately.
Just odd comparison lol, all they share in common is being tv personalities & being old, bald, & mustachio’ed. “American Tv” Show Persona ≠ Personality. Ellen is a good example. Fakes nice on TV.
If you told me they we’re both descended from the same family in the south so many generations down the line…it would make too much sense to me.
@@Tw0Dots Well I mean I'm pretty sure a child only picks up on appearance and voice/inflection.
“Is it racist that I’m doing a Steve Harvey impression? I AM black!” 😂😂😂
Not gonna lie, Jarvis, I've become a religious watcher of this show only because I know Abbott Elementary is coming on afterwards (and sometimes Queens depending on the schedule). From what I can say I've actually paid attention to, I genuinely can say I like this show if only for how absurd it is. Like the premise is already ridiculous. Even from the intro he even states, he has no actual qualifications to be a judge and then the way some of these cases begin and end is insane, inane and fake. It seems to have the same qualities that Flavor of Love where you just can't look away when you get sucked in
Everything you said is how I feel about the show, and I, too, only came across it because is precedes Abbott Elementary 😂
Are there true people on the show ?
Or even the cast is fake ?
Is it another reality tv show where normal people become stupid ?
@@Jules-z4e Truth be told, I don't know. I assume it's exactly how Jarvis said it. It's real people with _possibly_ real issues that were probably just elevated for television...but in all honestly, it could just be all fake and no one knows each other. I'm of the mindset of they're real people that at least know each other, but the problems aren't real and/or they are real problems but a good communication could solve them.
@@beautifuldayxo I think you're right and I think that's generally the case on these types of shows. they're not all bad, though! the case where the sister paid the brother to build an entertainment center and it turned out they were just talking past each other and actually loved each other sooo much was really cute and sweet
@@toastnuances No, you're absolutely right. I'm personally a fan of the photographer who basically was afforded a chance to work for Steve Harvey and basically paid his fine off for him. What a great ending to the episode
This show would be equally as entertaining if it was just Steve Harvey listing things you don't have to have by not having a funeral
This and Jordan’s chicken girls videos are my fave content on TH-cam rn…had do stop watching kurtis’ goat story vids cuz I can like recite them now
Jarvis its okay bro u dont have to explain all your jokes, we understand youre just joshing around lol
Amen
If you think that you’ve never watched his Twitch chat…
@@GogiRegion i know his twitch chat is brutal, they are really unfair to him. I just hope he knows that he doesn’t have to constantly explain himself because *most of us* know that hes not being serious
You can be cremated and have a hole dug and a placard put in and a ceremony and stuff. My family has an old school section of plots and we had some family members pass away in WWII, some gave their body to science, and others were cremated. Those folks would get flat placards placed on top of a parent's grave (I think my great grandma has two of her son's placards on hers). It's definitely not as much as a full blown funeral, but you do have to play extra for the placard.
Bonus: apparently you can fit 3 people in a single plot if they're cremated? At least the cemetary I talked to was fine with that. They just let you bury the ashes and most of the plot is taken up with the placards /headstone.
Even if you don't bury the ashes in a graveyard you can still have a ceremony. My grandfather was cremated and they spread his ashes in a place he liked to hike at.
@Kay E I assume that only works if you didn't get embalmed first.
@Kay E well that makes sense. You can grow mushrooms out of pretty much anything as long as you have the basic components and a body would have the organic material to do it right. Just wonder who'd be eating those mushrooms though, and if they'd be told first. Heck, there'd probably be some that would pay extra for that kind of thing as a curiosity.
My father was cremated and we took his remains to the crypt in the church where you have these placards saying people's names. (we also had a funerary ceremony with the casket before he was cremated)
When a person is cremated, you don't skip the funwral ceremony. You still have the procession with a little car, flowers and a priest (if it's a catholic funeral). You still have to put the urn in the grave and all. So you only skip out on the cost of a casket which is much more expensive than an urn.
Man he’s just tryin 100% the game by this point
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Jarvis’s Steve Harvey sounds like the white dad from the Princess and the Frog.
Oh my gosh 💀 you're right 😅
Bruh yessss!!
“I AM black, but it FEELS wrong” explains how I feel when I do my 90s Chris Rock impression. It sounds like I am a white man doing blackface, but to be fair, that's how Chris Rock sounded.
this was the first thing to make me smile since my 19 y/o cat had to be put down today, thanks for the good content jarvis. i hope you know how much you help people through this thing you do (edit:spelling🙄)
I'm sorry about your cat 🙏🏾
Aww, I’m sorry to here that. 19 years old is a long time for a cat, so I’m sure you gave them a great life!
So sorry for your loss, Kota. Losing a pet can be devastating and I hope you have a great support system in place.
I’m sorry for you loss! I have an 18 year old cat that is my everything. I can only imagine how badly it hurts
I’m so sorry for your loss
I never realized how he is sort of like an old Nick Canon, except I don't think Steve Harvey had like 6 babies last year. But in terms of just taking every job they can, I get the same vibes from both of them.
Oh god, weird imagery
In 100 years a huge chuck of the world pop. will be related to Nick Cannon in some way like Ghangis Khan while with Harvey in 20 years he will have been a co-worker to us all at some point.
Dude, PLEASE make more videos like this. You are so incredibly funny, and I absolutely love you chuckling at your own jokes. There's an energy here that is so contagious and I love it.
This has already been said, but I'm gonna say it again. We like you, we get that they're jokes. Haters gonna hate, man, they're not worth fretting over
Steve Harvey is like that one kid in 1st grade who actually means it when they say they want to be everything
"You can't object because you're not a lawyer!" Steve you can't overrule that because you're not a judge
The fact that you feel the need to qualify everything you say just really demonstrates how much people just need to take a step back and quit over-analyzing every word that comes out of people's mouths. You're clearly someone who cares and tries to do your best to be inclusive and kind so I find it hard to believe that anyone offended and/or upset by your jokes or statements is speaking out in good faith.
Right, Jarvis seems like a very down to earth person. Idk why people question his jokes, he’s just messing around :(
Imagine taking the fun out of someone’s dream job like relax
also, chat is so weird I remember when he had more fun with things
@Kylea Hayes that’s not even slightly true but okay
I got the sense that he was maybe just trying to be extra sensitive to making jokes surrounding the funeral situation. Maybe because like he said he's lost someone close to him before? Idk though, you could also be right, I'm just speculating as well.
If he feels like he needs to disclaim his jokes about a real person who died by saying what amounts to "I wouldn't normally joke about this but since the show is joking about it I'm doing it" that's up to him. Like if he said he was doing it because people criticized him or something, yeah, I'd agree with you, but absent that all you're really doing is criticizing his independent decision. Like obviously you're not trying to be rude but if I said something to try to make people comfortable/warn them about a difficult topic and somebody started ranting about why I shouldn't have said it and anybody who might have appreciated it is terrible for "making" me say it I wouldn't exactly feel supported by that person.
my great aunt took selfies at my grandpa's funeral and pointed herself out in every picture she was in that the family brought saying how she looked good back then. she also brought her new boyfriend of three months. which was weird and awkward.
Harvey's teeth shine into the darkness like a spotlight. I feel like a ship being signaled from afar by a lighthouse, wary to keep far enough from the danger. If they are real then they're a damn real miracle of science I'll tell ya that for free
“Judge Steve Harvey isn’t real; Judge Steve Harvey can’t hurt you.”
Judge Steve Harvey: 23:17
Just wanna say Steve Harvey always reacts like anything said gives him Vietnam flashbacks and he’s remembered his time in the jungle book at the same time
Lawyer here.
No judge or court will take judicial notice of the fact that there was no storm just because they "Googled" whether or not there was a storm that day.
But again, this is kind of like an alternative dispute resolution process, and not an actual court.
im so glad iv been paying for jarvis gold since 2019 such wisdom.
Probably one of my favorite things about this channel is how Jarvis makes himself laugh, he’ll say something funny and either after or in the middle of saying it he’ll dissolve into laughter, it’s very charming.
Your impression of Steve Harvey, you laughing at your own impression, and then your doubt on whether or not you should do the impression were all hilarious and I laughed a lot.
I’m so addicted to this show. I make my boyfriend come over every Sunday just to watch it
13:09 reminds me of John Mulaney talking abt Ice Cube on SVU lol
"You can't object, you're not a lawyer" NEITHER ARE YOU STEVE!!!!
"I could listen to Steve Harvey talk about funeral components for 5 hours." Has such John Mulaney "I could listen to Ice-T on law and order give examples of addictions for 5 hours." Energy
@14:05 Steve is disgusting for this.
Paraphrasing: "You at the funeral thinking lil bruh bout to be rolled in... You think he running late" or something like that. I know this is most likely fake, but it's insane how horrible that is, and no one batted an eye to it.
Edit: Jarvis, you understand where I'm coming from. This was a very wtf episode, and I wouldn't be surprised if all of them were like this.
Usually I've got morbid curiosity, but for this show, one episode is all i could deal with.
his show is called "judge steve harvey" because we're all judging steve harvey /j
Thats what I thought it was and figured it'd be about him modeling and talking fashion lol.
Not sure if I'm disappointed or happy with what we got instead.
Bump