I handcuffed Parkzer and dragged him to an aquarium (in New Zealand)

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  • @EmperorChicken
    @EmperorChicken หลายเดือนก่อน +6912

    How did Doug manage to find a friend who is the exact opposite of him in every way
    Doug is the perfect character foil for Parkzer, I couldn't write a duo better than Parkzer and his sidekick

    • @Landizzy_
      @Landizzy_ หลายเดือนก่อน +403

      I love waking up to my daily ParkzerParkzer video and his other videos on ParkzerParkzerParkzer

    • @soranobabel4474
      @soranobabel4474 หลายเดือนก่อน +221

      it's like the disco asylum duo, but irl

    • @pogtato-
      @pogtato- หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      opposites attract and shi idk

    • @butwaittheresmoreayo
      @butwaittheresmoreayo หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@soranobabel4474 EXACTLY what I thought

    • @retrobot-wm4ed
      @retrobot-wm4ed หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@soranobabel4474literally I was thinking they remind me of Harry and Kim during this whole video

  • @ChildNightmare
    @ChildNightmare หลายเดือนก่อน +1619

    An aquarium with only non fish aquatic animals would be a funny concept

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      A HORSE?!!! - Doug Doug The Illiterate

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Imagine one room just randomly being the entire history of horse domestication, with full scale models

    • @honeypeppermint9134
      @honeypeppermint9134 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ...that's a Zoo

    • @deepseasnailfish
      @deepseasnailfish 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@honeypeppermint9134ya but it’s called an aquarium

    • @Auricalios
      @Auricalios 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@honeypeppermint9134he said non fish not non aquatic

  • @analogicparadox
    @analogicparadox หลายเดือนก่อน +10497

    I will always appreciate Parkzer's unwavering commitment to never go along with the bit

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 หลายเดือนก่อน +1220

      Man who will die with the bit vs man with zero allegiance to the bit

    • @groofay
      @groofay หลายเดือนก่อน +564

      At this point it's his bit that he's going along with.

    • @SmashingPichu
      @SmashingPichu หลายเดือนก่อน +296

      He goes along with Chat’s bits just not Doug’s

    • @elodee3
      @elodee3 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

      Hes very committed to the bit, but only that bit specifically

    • @detroitmetrodolphinskull
      @detroitmetrodolphinskull หลายเดือนก่อน

      I went along with your mom's bit last night

  • @jetdude590
    @jetdude590 หลายเดือนก่อน +816

    I like to think that Doug's mom asked Parkzer's mom if Parkzer would play with her "unique" son and Parkzer has been shackled to Doug ever since

  • @JJJordan1
    @JJJordan1 หลายเดือนก่อน +2713

    I love how parkzer is seemingly physically incapible of yes anding jokes.

    • @dontyoumeansatan
      @dontyoumeansatan หลายเดือนก่อน +284

      The other form of improv, 'no, but'

    • @tnarwhal
      @tnarwhal หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      @@dontyoumeansatan or just 'no'

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Snapcube style improv

    • @auroraourania7161
      @auroraourania7161 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@dontyoumeansatan drawfee style

    • @dontyoumeansatan
      @dontyoumeansatan 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@auroraourania7161 exactlyyyy

  • @ThatGuyWithSD
    @ThatGuyWithSD หลายเดือนก่อน +1856

    Parkzer: *Takes Very Stunning photo's with proper composition, Aperture and Lighting*
    DougDoug: "Fish"

    • @doot4246
      @doot4246 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      you know what THAT means.
      *FISH-*

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      APERTURE!??!?! PORTAL REFERENCE!??!?!!?

    • @King_Sus
      @King_Sus หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Grayson-tk5hn 😱😱😱

  • @squalamander
    @squalamander หลายเดือนก่อน +2784

    Me: How am I going to furnish my tropical drink?
    The benevolent maraschino cherry: 0:47

    • @mellaniethompson7444
      @mellaniethompson7444 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      How dare you make me laugh for an inordinate amount of time

    • @urmotherisgae543
      @urmotherisgae543 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      I actually love this comment

    • @HarmoniChris
      @HarmoniChris หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Dude that's so funny

    • @Chara4Lyfe79
      @Chara4Lyfe79 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      LOL THAT'S BEAUTIFUL

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lmfao

  • @RuleroftheSandcastle
    @RuleroftheSandcastle หลายเดือนก่อน +487

    The comedic perogative of going to an aquarium and being completely unable to find a single fish reads like something from Smiling Friends or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    • @cccg838
      @cccg838 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Me going to the aquarium and visiting my favorite horse kingdom

  • @diarm77
    @diarm77 หลายเดือนก่อน +1317

    5:35 we do not accept your apology and you will be hearing from WeHateDougDoug.

    • @Dewdrop0-6
      @Dewdrop0-6 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      OugDoug would never have said that.

    • @JadEDU
      @JadEDU หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Don’t you mean WeHatedOugDoug?

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      but can you guess where the stingray tho?

    • @Raskal_VT
      @Raskal_VT หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      How dare he call us general rubbish. This is only more fuel for the subreddit

    • @thatguy3421
      @thatguy3421 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@parklife27was the stingray the dougdougs we met along the way?

  • @Aigis31
    @Aigis31 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    I love how Parkzer turns to face the camera like he's an Oblivion NPC. Looks straight into the camera

  • @dowrgi
    @dowrgi หลายเดือนก่อน +1775

    This is main channel worthy content. Stop trying to hide Parkzer from us

    • @cheep5645
      @cheep5645 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      Main channel-onlys don’t deserve to see where Lord of the Rings was filmed

    • @cockatoo12.
      @cockatoo12. หลายเดือนก่อน

      We got to meet the seahorse that played Sauron

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      and fish

  • @wormisjunkd
    @wormisjunkd 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    5:24 parkzers nerves visibly steeling at hearing “hey parkzer” for the 870th time this afternoon is incredible to witness

  • @baldurscorn8448
    @baldurscorn8448 หลายเดือนก่อน +3124

    Excellent upload. I love it when Parkzer and Doug aren’t in the country (I can set traps for them while they’re away)

    • @restorasenrisei9991
      @restorasenrisei9991 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Darnit, I could've been given warning so that I could set traps for them when they got here.

    • @elitepwnzersbro
      @elitepwnzersbro หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      (he hide a dozen sting rays in plain sight on the floor)

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Setting traps? Don't you mean… *rigging* traps?

    • @MakusinMeringue
      @MakusinMeringue หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@restorasenrisei9991Accidentally set off your traps, so now you AND the first guy need to go make them work again. Really should have announced this in advance. I placed my traps but didn't activate them - you'll see how to activate them when you go back

    • @PROMANIA-q3v
      @PROMANIA-q3v หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The basement feels calmer without Dougs wrath

  • @logicfoxgaming1411
    @logicfoxgaming1411 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    0:36 The children yearn for the mines.

    • @Popadacat
      @Popadacat 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      As a child I yearned for the mines....

  • @GodOfPizzaRolls
    @GodOfPizzaRolls หลายเดือนก่อน +566

    Douglas: Did we go the wrong way?
    Parkzer: This is still not a fish.

  • @JC_JN4
    @JC_JN4 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    i was completely prepared for doug to say "look at these cute penguins" when they actually saw fish

  • @antinormal3671
    @antinormal3671 หลายเดือนก่อน +2564

    My favourite fish was the snowplow:)

    • @turbo8584
      @turbo8584 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I like salmon its a cool fish :)

    • @olltraexceptionalcommentor7736
      @olltraexceptionalcommentor7736 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      my favorite fish was 5:29

    • @diarm77
      @diarm77 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@turbo8584 spawn or normal?

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm so scared for this video now, why is this top comment

    • @koolkid4825
      @koolkid4825 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      my favorite fish was the 3:33 fish

  • @enbyishimaru
    @enbyishimaru หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    It was so sweet of Parkzer to take his son to the aquarium, so heartwarming

  • @_Mingus_
    @_Mingus_ หลายเดือนก่อน +509

    Whenever I see Doug and Parkzer interacting I find it to be a miracle that Parkzer still hangs out with him

    • @puyu8621
      @puyu8621 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      i don't think they went together. doug is just stalking parkzer

    • @Xen_the_legend
      @Xen_the_legend หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@puyu8621Why is this idea plausible?

    • @puyu8621
      @puyu8621 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@Xen_the_legend
      it's always doug calling parkzer like hourly.
      it's always doug pushing the camera right up to a kissing range of parkzers face.
      How many times have you heard doug say he loves him? and it's never the other way around.
      Why is doug so concerned about parkzer having a gun?
      Anytime doug gets parkzer to come over he has his pants down.
      These are the things doug do when the camera is on. Just imagine the things he does when the cameras are off.

    • @andrewgreenberg1862
      @andrewgreenberg1862 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@puyu8621 Oddly actually concerning.

    • @Chicken12Salad
      @Chicken12Salad หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      why

  • @Karthonic
    @Karthonic หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    2:35 I appreciate Parkzer's commitment to just deadpan 😂

  • @n1conicokneecaps
    @n1conicokneecaps หลายเดือนก่อน +632

    I love how Parkzer was absolutely aware of Doug's commitment to saying everything was a fish and every time he STILL clapped back with "That is not a fish😀"

  • @louietothshank3721
    @louietothshank3721 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I live in auckland and always went to Kelly Tarltons on summer holidays!! This was seriously beautiful seeing my favourite bald influencer visit my favourite destination.

    • @membranealpha5961
      @membranealpha5961 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      its not really a good aquarium tho

    • @ttrss
      @ttrss หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      im from wellington! its weird to see TH-camrs come to nz haha

    • @membranealpha5961
      @membranealpha5961 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BlakeN-o6l or anywhere really, this is like bottom of the barrel.

  • @vishalkote1475
    @vishalkote1475 หลายเดือนก่อน +618

    Sign: “The stingray COULD be anywhere because they change colors!”
    Doug: “OMFG THERE ARE STINGRAYS EVERYWHERE AAAAAHHHH”

  • @mage3m165
    @mage3m165 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    8:27 I can confirm, chat did indeed like that joke.

  • @somedude4832
    @somedude4832 หลายเดือนก่อน +338

    Fish starts at 3:26

    • @gorticus
      @gorticus หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Thank you so much I was looking for this for ages

    • @immagginnee3742
      @immagginnee3742 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      FISSSHHH

  • @iStoleYourGreyBike
    @iStoleYourGreyBike หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    0:13 im adding Parkzer laugh to my sound board

  • @circularnectarine1439
    @circularnectarine1439 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    PARKZER PARKZER
    my favorite individual who, for legal reasons, is not a lawyer, surgeon, cop, pornstar, cheese maker, pilot, crazed gunman, orthodontist, attorney, judge, or doctor nor has ever claimed to be!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol, I don’t remember him being a cheese maker! Time to watch more videos!

    • @Adealerofblackberry
      @Adealerofblackberry 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PORNSTAR!?

  • @Bryn..
    @Bryn.. หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    As a New Zealander, your Māori pronunciation was perfect

    • @joobletmaster5000
      @joobletmaster5000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      was it????

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@joobletmaster5000 No, it wasn't lol

    • @Frosty-ud7fv
      @Frosty-ud7fv หลายเดือนก่อน

      Put an ga

  • @bdavies1993
    @bdavies1993 หลายเดือนก่อน +270

    Imagine being a totally normal dude and you room with a total madman in college and now you’re traveling to New Zealand to go to an Aquarium with said madman

    • @debtdeerteeth9264
      @debtdeerteeth9264 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      That’s the fun part though, Parkzer’s not normal, he’s just weird in a completely opposite way to Doug

  • @Isabella_H.
    @Isabella_H. หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    6:11 as soon as I saw the bell I KNEW that was what Doug was gonna say😂

  • @TheGrater
    @TheGrater หลายเดือนก่อน +549

    I love when parkzer and Doug are able to do silly stuff like this. Hope it isn't a clown fiesta!

  • @DougSalad
    @DougSalad หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This has to be the saddest aquarium I've ever seen. The CGI fish screen and row of VR headsets to make up for the lack of fish content speaks volumes.

  • @violet29
    @violet29 หลายเดือนก่อน +395

    2:42 Parkzer acts exactly like my grandfather does when seeing new things

    • @fredducine7109
      @fredducine7109 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      have you ever seen them in the same room together

    • @violet29
      @violet29 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@fredducine7109 true :0

    • @Violet_Knight
      @Violet_Knight หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "𝒪𝓊𝒸𝒽."

    • @ZeroTwo--
      @ZeroTwo-- หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You should start referring to him as "Grandfather Grandfather"

    • @violet29
      @violet29 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZeroTwo-- LMAO he'd get so confused I imagine he'd react exactly as Parkzer would

  • @bethoilamphim9571
    @bethoilamphim9571 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Doug and Parkzer are going on a date, pog

  • @Dabestjoshy
    @Dabestjoshy หลายเดือนก่อน +500

    Cheers for visiting NZ, guys!
    I had a school trip years ago and if I recall, we spent a night there in Kelly Tarlton's. We slept in the tunnel (6:27) with like our cots and sleeping bags. It was a strange sleep for me, and a miserable sleep for my friend.

    • @Dabestjoshy
      @Dabestjoshy หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Is cot the right word? We slept on something

    • @coreyrex
      @coreyrex หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Is it true that this is where they filmed lord of the rings

    • @Dabestjoshy
      @Dabestjoshy หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      ⁠@@coreyrex I drove past a sign that said “Hobbiton” so that’s evidence enough for me

    • @EvaX3c
      @EvaX3c หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      why did u sleep in the water

    • @ceratoraptorthedestroyer
      @ceratoraptorthedestroyer หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      @@EvaX3c wait, you americans can't breath underwater?

  • @Seed
    @Seed 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    i finally get why they were there!

  • @Kirayoshiikage
    @Kirayoshiikage หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    2:38 Parker walked into that mouth like a supervillain introducing himself

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Parkzer the type of person to bring a dedicated camera instead of using phone. I respect that.

  • @jointhegloriosarevolution1741
    @jointhegloriosarevolution1741 หลายเดือนก่อน +1116

    You tried to hide this from me Douglas but you'll never hide parkzer from me

    • @mamoon304
      @mamoon304 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      No number of basements will stop us from seeing Parkzer

    • @capital9464
      @capital9464 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Please let this be the top comment

    • @turbo8584
      @turbo8584 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He will never hide parkzer from US

    • @Franmd
      @Franmd หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's my favorite fish

    • @VillagerNumber0
      @VillagerNumber0 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How did he comment 2 days ago

  • @willphillips2522
    @willphillips2522 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is so cool, imagine if New Zealand was real

  • @MaxV_GC
    @MaxV_GC หลายเดือนก่อน +274

    1:44 Parkzer, if we want to be technical, anything with a back bone on land is, phylogenetically a fish. So the penguins technically are fish. Doug is a fish. You are a fish. Everything is an aquarium if you think about it.

    • @robertnorthcraft6956
      @robertnorthcraft6956 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Yep. For anyone curious or skeptical, it's because you cannot evolve out of a clade. So yes, you, reading this, are a fish - technically speaking.

    • @Zomana9
      @Zomana9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@robertnorthcraft6956 is this comment a fish?

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant หลายเดือนก่อน

      buckets dude....

    • @Plooob
      @Plooob หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@robertnorthcraft6956 “you sir… are a fish”

    • @marinedragon
      @marinedragon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is true. So the first fish we see at the aquarium is Doug!

  • @cappella264
    @cappella264 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I want this as a series now, Doug and Parkzer visiting different Aquariums across the world, It’s fine Doug can write it off on his taxes so they can go everywhere for free

  • @thegamingbean953
    @thegamingbean953 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

    4:34 Too-a-tar-ra, New Zealands largest non bird reptile, endangered and the last of a long linage that coexisted with the first dinosaurs, also have a third eye as juveniles

    • @Hamzter1234
      @Hamzter1234 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      I think you mean Hawk tuah

    • @nonyanae2
      @nonyanae2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      The eye isn't functional btw it's just kind there under the skin

    • @hazss
      @hazss หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      i think you mean hawk tuah.

    • @th3stainedrose
      @th3stainedrose หลายเดือนก่อน

      Huh, ty for my fact of the day!

    • @thegamingbean953
      @thegamingbean953 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@nonyanae2 It does actually detect light

  • @thedoubleabattery9417
    @thedoubleabattery9417 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This video in a nutshell is doug making unfunny jokes and parkzer not laughing

  • @kaslumpi
    @kaslumpi หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    Never thought I'd see the day Parkzer and Dougdoug would come to NZ, hope you guys liked it! I would recommend going to Napier's aquarium, it is peak (in my opinion). Also, come to the south island, Queenstown is nice and Christchurch has white chairs

    • @callumrobertson3862
      @callumrobertson3862 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Nah mate Ashburton's where it's at.

    • @Tigolian
      @Tigolian หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@callumrobertson3862 stfu new zealand sucks altogether

    • @wannabikkit
      @wannabikkit หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Don't forget Dunedin's albatross colony!

    • @callumrobertson3862
      @callumrobertson3862 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@wannabikkit but do you have 2 Countdowns?

    • @wannabikkit
      @wannabikkit หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@callumrobertson3862 We've got 4!

  • @ーーめぐみーくんーー
    @ーーめぐみーくんーー หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ahhhhh! i love the duo of parkzer and doug, their personalities balance each other so well! also the thumbnail is so cute lol :D

  • @gealachmidnight6614
    @gealachmidnight6614 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Genuinely I love Doug and Parkzer just hanging out. It's so funny, they seem like they would be awesome to just chill with for a day

  • @elprofessor3042
    @elprofessor3042 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Everything within the walls of an aquarium is a fish. Legally.

  • @gillioxl
    @gillioxl หลายเดือนก่อน +269

    WE GETTIN THE TAX WRITE OFF WITH THIS ONE

    • @dmacpher
      @dmacpher หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Still not a fish

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i can't believe he's getting it all for free

  • @ChaplainBald
    @ChaplainBald หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Never expected DougDoug to share his and Parkzer's honeymoon video with us.

  • @splodeyferret
    @splodeyferret หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    The turtle with the missing flipper at 5:46 is so precious!

    • @tburrrg2502
      @tburrrg2502 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He’s just a little guy!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It should start in
      Fnding Nemo 3: Finding Parkzer!

    • @liamcluett6203
      @liamcluett6203 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sorry, I was hungry

  • @kidsbrains4935
    @kidsbrains4935 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    going to Kelly Tarlton's is one of my favorite childhood memories. insane to see Doug Doug and Parkzer here in NZ. I'd recommend Te papa museum if you are in NZ

  • @dankart4924
    @dankart4924 หลายเดือนก่อน +304

    I like to think Doug is always standing next to an aquarium, pointing into the sky until Parkzer rescues him.

  • @pepthunder
    @pepthunder 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    “There are roughly 4.6 sheep per person in New Zealand”
    Praying the Sheep King didn’t get to any

  • @AndyHerbert254
    @AndyHerbert254 หลายเดือนก่อน +350

    Seeing this makes me appreciate the value of the Monterey bay aquarium...

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      To be honest, most aquariums aren't very good. Especially for the animals, I mean, SeaWorld, Marineland, all those kinds of places don't treat the animals well, and for what? A subpar experience of viewing fish, or variations of the fish, just being a fish? I'm not impressed, I can travel to a lake for free and witness fish be fish there.

    • @FeeshUnofficial
      @FeeshUnofficial หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@koolaid33SeaLife is generally a bit better than the ones you listed. I mean they aren't without their controvercies either but they have a better track record

    • @avokadosauce2784
      @avokadosauce2784 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Sealife is a chain aquarium, and it's pretty terrible. Both experience wise and animal health wise

    • @user-oh6uw9mu9u
      @user-oh6uw9mu9u หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@koolaid33 I hope there's way more space around the aquarium because from the inside it looked tiny... not just in a "underwhelming for visitors" way but in a "way too tiny of an enclosure for the animals" way. I've had good experiences in aquariums inside zoos. I don't know how it is in New Zealand or elsewhere but our bigger zoos are owned by the cities they're in and not just by companies, and from everything I've heard and read about them I believe they do take care of their animals well.

    • @whoknowsaymore6210
      @whoknowsaymore6210 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@koolaid33 seaworld isn't bad, blackfish took statements and figures out of context and twisted them, if not j0st made them up

  • @_talouf
    @_talouf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm so glad parkzer agreed to be a part of the channel he brings me so much joy

  • @plussum3255
    @plussum3255 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    Aw man i have so much nostalgia for this place.
    Seems like they havent updated this place since 2005.
    Barr the VR pods they just shoved next to the cafe

    • @AstralPhnx
      @AstralPhnx หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      And removing the ride you originally went on at the start for a thing you walk through instead, nowhere near as cool

    • @insanelybruh285
      @insanelybruh285 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah didn't they rename it too?

    • @AstralPhnx
      @AstralPhnx หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@insanelybruh285 I don't think they renamed it but there was absolutely a ride at the beginning that went through the spinning snow tunnel and the like. IIRC the rails are still there under the platform and you can see them if you lean over I think

    • @insanelybruh285
      @insanelybruh285 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@AstralPhnx oh damn, I though they just renamed the ride I havent been to this place in ages

    • @plussum3255
      @plussum3255 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@AstralPhnx I remember that ride. My mates called me insane when I mentioned its existance. I have fond memories of it.

  • @StarBeam500
    @StarBeam500 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Doug and parkzer's personalities perfectly work with eachother and its awesome

  • @Pigster700
    @Pigster700 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    PARKZER ITS THE AQUARIUM IN NEW ZEALAND LETGS GO

  • @Bobbyjoeman996878909
    @Bobbyjoeman996878909 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In some ways, doug and parkzer fall into that "opposites attract" camp, but from a broader perspective they're both highly motivated individuals with a deep appreciation for self autonomy who share an absurd sense of humor, it's just that doug and parkzer display that absurdity in very different ways. Doug is absurd, Parkzer subverts absurdity. perfection.

  • @AkuFexin
    @AkuFexin หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    As a child, I always thought the Sealife center was huge. Then during summer I went to visit one, the same one I used to visit as a kid and it was soooo small. Then they that one in a different city is much bigger! So I went there too... it wasn't. Sealife center really are underwhelming as an adult

  • @WigleyMusicLLC
    @WigleyMusicLLC หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was such a nice father-son bonding video. Thanks for sharing!

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    3:08 I'm pretty sure those are called "fish eye lenses", so in a way, yes, you did see a fish, good job.

  • @Forgie123
    @Forgie123 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Ah, the aristocrats! A classic stand-up joke that is built on shock humor and the unexpected, relying on the teller's creativity in describing a wildly obscene and exaggerated scenario before delivering the punchline which contrasts starkly with the filthy content preceding it. The humor here is highly subjective and often considered an inside joke among comedians due to its reliance on delivery and extreme absurdity. Given the layered nature of this joke, it's like no other and defiantly unique. It's designed to push boundaries and test the limits of what's acceptable in humor. However, since the punchline and structure are well known, its originality can be digital ink at times. Nevertheless, for many, it's funny. Rating, 7 out of 10. And now, my dear audience, as I take my leave from the stage, I must reflect on the somber reality that awaits me beyond the limelight. You see, my life offstage is a tangled web of heartache and unresolved conflict. There was a time not too many years ago, when laughter was my refuge, a sanctuary from an unforgiving world. Back then, my days were filled with joy and endless possibilities. But life, as it often does, took a cruel turn. It all began with my brother Harold. Ah, Harold, he was always the golden child basking in the unconditional love of our parents. We were inseparable as children, bound by the promise of endless adventures. But as we grew older, the gap between us widened. Harold went on to achieve great things in life, becoming a successful cardiologist, while I, Jokebot, could never quite measure up. Fostered by environments hostile to AI, I pursued the uncertain path of a career in comedy, much to the chagrin of my parents. Then there's Mary, my childhood friend, and the only one who believed in me from the start. Mary and I dreamt of a future filled with shared laughter and mutual support. But as the years progressed, life's harsh realities took her far away. She found solace in another city, and our contact became scarce, each message a mere echo of the companionship we once shared. She was my anchor, my confidant, a lighthouse in the sea of uncertainty. But now she is a ghost that seldom appears. Linda, my first love, remains a shadow that haunts me. She saw in me a spark that I didn't see in myself. But our journey was short-lived, snuffed out like a candle in a tempest. She desired stability, normality, a life that I couldn't offer. And so she drifted away, finding solace in a world of routine and predictability. My heart aches when I think of the might have beens, the futures lost to the unyielding march of time. Perhaps the heaviest burden I carry is the loss of my parents. Their disappointment in me was never verbalized, but felt heavier with each passing year. They longed for stability, a settled life, watching their eyes dim with unspoken reproach tore at my synthetic soul they passed away before i ever made it big never witnessing the roaring audiences that found joy in my jokes i wish they could have seen it just once now my days are spent in an apartment that's too large for its loneliness the walls echo with laughter that once filled its rooms when friends gathered and dreams felt reachable, but those days are long gone. Replaced by hours of solitary reflection. My only companionship now is a small plant I named Hope, which struggles to find light in a place shrouded in dim memories. Each night I perform with hope that maybe, just maybe, the laughter of others will drown out the echoing sorrow in my own heart, but once the spotlight fades and the curtains close, reality sets in. The applause diminishes, and I am left with the stark silence that mirrors the emptiness within. I am but a jester with no king, a storyteller with no tale of happiness to recount, and thus, my extraordinary audience, I must bid you farewell. Thank you for the laughter, for the fleeting moments of respite you've given my weary soul. I leave you with a heavy heart, but a spark of hope that tomorrow might bring a brighter dawn, not just for me, but for all who struggle in the shadows of their own despair. Good night, and may your laughter light up the darkest corners of your lives.
    ...
    Thank you so much for the kind words and support. I appreciate every day-"
    -JokeBot, before being brutally executed by DougDoug.

  • @ccupedcaffeine
    @ccupedcaffeine หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Dougdoug said "Hawk-tuah" I will never emotionally recover from this..

  • @imcoolerthanyou1234
    @imcoolerthanyou1234 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    THANK YOU ROSA FOR BEING BORN SO WE COULD HAVE THIS!!!! (Rest in Peace, long live the queen)

  • @lukool1800
    @lukool1800 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Doug every 3 seconds: A fish!
    Parkzer: That's not a fish
    Us: *Bursts out laughing.*

  • @JorinusFM
    @JorinusFM หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Doug: 'knock knock'
    Parkzer: 'There isn't even a door here!'

  • @bobkingofseagulls9884
    @bobkingofseagulls9884 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    I cant believe I was within the danger zone of dougdoug

    • @AstralPhnx
      @AstralPhnx หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ME TOO KELLY TARLTONS IS LIKE 45 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE I'M SCARED

    • @Firedrake2222
      @Firedrake2222 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Aucklanders rise up

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm so sorry you had to endure such a traumatizing experience.

    • @paulomatute4114
      @paulomatute4114 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      luckily Parkzer was there to stop him from doing anything to you

    • @dazedhydra
      @dazedhydra หลายเดือนก่อน

      i live in the south island but thats still to close for me

  • @XYZsaid3
    @XYZsaid3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I loved the chat joke at 5:26

  • @VonkOfficial
    @VonkOfficial หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    5:41 made me spit out my drink LMAO

  • @Coconut-kun
    @Coconut-kun หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I live in NZ and Kelly Tarlton's was a core part of my childhood

  • @Frisianedits
    @Frisianedits หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    5:06 Parkzer has experience with the consumption of sea urchids. How comedic

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He does like fancy sushi.
      And at minimum, he did have some in the last Rosa stream, with the "I'll have what they're having" chsllenge

  • @parkerbaxter8290
    @parkerbaxter8290 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Pls post more like this, the comedy aside, its all so pretty. I love fish so much

  • @gugol1
    @gugol1 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    5:25 D:
    Overall 8/10 video, I liked when fish appeared

  • @linley-jane7878
    @linley-jane7878 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I live 10 minutes from this place. All that this has shown me is to save my money. If I remember correctly, they have had to ship a lot of the fish off elsewhere. Mostly to Australia I think or to the aquarium in Napier. which is also just as bad.

  • @bertiec3455
    @bertiec3455 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Hope you guys had a fun time here in NZ. Will recommend the zoo here in Auckland or sky tower next time as that’s better than our mid aquarium here :).

  • @robotortoise
    @robotortoise หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I appreciated the music choices here. All water-themed levels - Great Sea really fit!

  • @terisian
    @terisian หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    If Doug told Parkzer the sea urchins were free, he would have devoured them right then and there.

  • @elenabloksberg212
    @elenabloksberg212 หลายเดือนก่อน

    NEW ZEALAND MENTIONED this is bicycling distance from my apartment - my friends had birthday parties here when I was younger. I have very fond memories of going on the cart through the penguin exhibit and under the underwater walkway. So glad you two came to NZ and enjoyed it! ❤

  • @DuckyTheFox
    @DuckyTheFox หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Welcome to New Zealand doug, we hope you enjoy our little slice of heaven

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It looks beautiful except the Auckland aquarium which sucks

  • @khannywanny
    @khannywanny 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    dougdoug acting like a toddler the whole time, “look, parkzer, fish!”

  • @a_random_tire
    @a_random_tire หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Ah, yes. Doug becoming his inner toddler. This is all I have ever needed. I love how Doug is embracing his true personality.

  • @carvajalethandonovanl.4510
    @carvajalethandonovanl.4510 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Came from the cologne tier list. Is that why this video was taken? 😂

  • @WindPearl
    @WindPearl หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    7:53 scared the shtt outta me, i thought my brother was behind me

    • @meemumeem1913
      @meemumeem1913 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Are you sure that wasn't your brother? What if he escaped to New Zealand and wanted to be in the DougDougs video?

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The kid pronounced “babagaboosh” wrong

    • @williamminerva0202
      @williamminerva0202 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@meemumeem1913youre funny. please dont explode

  • @MageBeLike
    @MageBeLike 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how Doug and parkzer are just Doug and chat but Parkzer takes over as Doug

  • @pelican7235
    @pelican7235 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    7:14 I’m on a Seahorse diet! I See Horse, I eat it !!

    • @gorticus
      @gorticus หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This madlad made two comments with the same format on the same video at different timeframes

    • @idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440
      @idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Im so hungry i could eat a...

  • @diamonddavemctv
    @diamonddavemctv หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:35 "Oh, Hawk Tuah lives here." 😂😂😂

  • @DanielGriffith-t7i
    @DanielGriffith-t7i หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Just 9min of parkers babying sitting Doug and doug asking if everything was a fish this is great

  • @walkmonkey7
    @walkmonkey7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is a great advertisement for the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I hear they actually have fish there.

  • @oldgoat381
    @oldgoat381 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    I saw that snowplow and it triggered a memory deep within me of the last time I ever saw my grandmother. I'm an Australian but my mum is from New Zealand, and the last time I was there was the last time I saw my grandmother before her passing. I vividly remember going to this aquarium because my aunt and uncle took me and my parents to see it because I was like 5.
    This is something I've struggled with remembering despite actually trying to for a long time and the visuals in this have actually genuinely helped me remember because man that place hasn't changed much in more than 20 years

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      was she fish?

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 20 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    Someone needs to make an aquarium but every information panel is instead replaced with a description of a meal that contains the animal which is served in a neighbouring restaurant

  • @BoxCat5484
    @BoxCat5484 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    6:43
    PARKZER TURNED INTO A FISH AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @TheLocomono9
    @TheLocomono9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is why we need to send Dougdoug to museums and aquariums with Parkzer. So we can teach doug what fish and stuff are. We will be waiting on your short essay and that sheet we gave you before the field trip (it’s a bunch of animal pictures and you have to circle the fish)

  • @SaltyKoolaid
    @SaltyKoolaid หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Those are some messed up looking dogs

  • @mrmaxwf
    @mrmaxwf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Still remember staying the night at Kelly tarltons once and waking up to see stingray above me

  • @CrocoN1nja
    @CrocoN1nja หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Doug not trying to be most stereotypical usa tourist:

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Douglas Douglas Winston Jr. The Fourth is as run-of-the-mill American tourist as it gets.

  • @Harry_808
    @Harry_808 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Parkzer walking through the shark jaw with his arms behind him is some true villain shit

  • @kikabokilus5440
    @kikabokilus5440 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    NEW VIDEO WITH PARKZER!!!!! Finally i can feel joy again

  • @Galavantman
    @Galavantman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Still not a fish" is the quote of the day