Yeah... Doug has been pretty anti-crosseye and anti-colorblindness for a while now... It was really messed up of him to expect everyone to see the slight difference in hue between channels. Crosseyed people have it even harder with the names looking exactly the same...
Doug turning into the wrong lane, then immediately veering off the road into the grass before saying “watch the fucking road” to absolutely no one is hilarious
Technically, Doug legitimately passed the challenge. His goal was to make a delivery with no more than one-thousand _dollars_ in damage, but the game displays the cost in _euros_ instead. Therefore, Doug took no dollar amount of damage.
9:36 Doug trying to find a funny NPR video and the FIRST second of the FIRST video he clicked on being a lady going "The search for survivors -" in a somber tone is just perfect timing.
Honestly feels like doug is intentionally constantly throwing just because he disliked the poll result. Constantly way too fast for the roads he are on, and keeps on trying to tip over by wobbling his car left and right or at least to make it drive into the barriers from it.
@@feha92 gang, it’s a game about driving trucks and making deliveries. it’s genuinely not interesting content in the slightest unless he does something to make it interesting for himself and for viewers. he is also using a camera mode that makes it incredibly unpredictable. whether or not he was throwing on purpose, it makes for better content than if he were to just drive slowly and carefully for 3+ hours after chat decided they’d rather watch eurotruck simulator than an interesting game
@@frog_goblin wrong. Trying to succeed with shibari-play could be interesting. Intentionally throw despite already having a restraint is only making it _more_ boring than of her had played seriously _without_ said restraint.
Absolute banger, every time doug says "this is the worst content ive ever made" or "this would be a terrible video" or anything along those lines you know its going to be amazing. Editors did great with this one too
For those wondering, Doug won't get a copyright strike for playing the song Coffee by Super Sisters, he actively pays for the license to use that song as it is his favorite song of all time
The absolute confidence as Doug soars into the toll at 8:54, only to be met with the most visceral THUD, had me wheezing. The following subtitles saying "What fuck?" made me _ascend_ LMAO
my favorite part about the word display reader thing is that you can see what doug cut out like how he went on a 42 minute rant about how toby fox didnt actually make undertale
Between the cinematic camera, camera switching, ungodly (godly in some parts) loud radio, clanging sounds, chat flying up the side of the screen (with a wonderful hat I must say), Doug being shit at 4D platformers and Doug SHAMEFULLY hiding his bald head with a traitorous AEROPLANE hat, the only thing I hate is easily the subtitles 🤣
Me, playing EuroTruck Sim in 2018: "Man, Cinematic Mode is cool but I *always* swerve into random lanes by accident. This'd be a nightmare to use all the time." DougDoug in 2024: "Hey welcome to DougDoug where we solve problems no one has!"
I remember joining this stream and then leaving shortly afterwards due to the metal pipe sounds. Seeing this now I don't regret that decision, though I don't regret watching this either. 10/10
8:53 this is such perfect comedic framing. You can see the tollbooth incoming and he’s going at full speed. The camera switches to the top of the booth and a loud crash happens but it’s blocked by the roof so you can’t even see what was able to stop a whole truck as abruptly as that
I love how the loss condition was the $1,000+ fine at the end of the run, and not the fact that Doug started stream at -$25,000 and ended with -$125,000.
This might be the most out of context video I have ever seen. Especially the part where Doug listened to the bible in Chinese while "In the Hall of the Mountain King" played in the background.
@@Yipper64 I mean because he binges McDonald's. Sure, he said he had cheat days, but being on keto should make you stop wanting carbs because you're not eating them as much. At this point the olive oil shots just make it look like he wasn't doing anything except fueling himself quickly because he abhors cooking so much that he would rather have half of his caloric intake as pure oil instead of taking a few minutes to just make a breakfast like a jar of oatmeal in the fridge.
@@DaiyaDoggo im confused, Why do you think hes doing keto? Its not for working out, he did it because of health issue mainly sleep. I dont get how you think keto works or human biology. Nothing stops you from wanting to eating anything you want, you see it and go "im not allowed to eat that" Like most vegans and vegetarians like the taste of meat, the dont eat it for moral reasons. Also recently he said hes cutting down on keto because of reasons
The funniest part about "Coffee" being in any video is me imagining the legal team intern for their record company having to watch the video to confirm that Doug's usage falls under their agreement.
Hey DougDougDoug. That was a great first speedrun! I just wanted to let you know about a technique called “wave dashing” that’s done by air dodging into the ground immediately after a jump. I think it’ll make your next speedrun even better!
Doug's videos sometimes hit this perfect line between stupid, cringe and/or boring and funny, entertaining and interesting, and this video is a perfect example of why these are some of my favorite dougdoug videos. It's not good, but it's so stupid it's actually good, especially because no one wants to be there, chat just wants to make Doug suffer.
I work at a grocery store as the receiver for trucks. I can confirm that every single trucker breaks down at our doorstep. We have a whole pile of used trucks just sitting there, all because of Doug.
The metal pipe randomly going off is like that short story called Harrison Bergeron where the government plays a loud sound through a radio in everyone’s ear to keep them from thinking too hard
I have over 500 hours on American Truck Simulator and watching this was an absolute joy. Made me full on belly laugh, would honestly love to see more trucking videos in the future
For anyone wondering for context, this was a niche myth that was popular a pretty long time ago. More intresting however, was that the original guy who invented Kellogg spent a third of his life promoting eugenics and segregation although tbf it was in the 1910s - 1940s.
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Imma be real. At this point, I genuinely can't differentiate main channel content from second channel content. I find both equally peak.
Yeah... Doug has been pretty anti-crosseye and anti-colorblindness for a while now... It was really messed up of him to expect everyone to see the slight difference in hue between channels. Crosseyed people have it even harder with the names looking exactly the same...
I didn't even realize this was the second channel until I read this comment
@@George_vv The DougDoug hate community will hear about this
main channel content has to have dweeb-ass narration from Doug obviously, he gets it from his brother TheNarrator Stanleyparable
@@George_vvwhat are you on about?? I genuinely cannot figure out what you’re trying to say? Is there a joke I’m not understanding?
Doug turning into the wrong lane, then immediately veering off the road into the grass before saying “watch the fucking road” to absolutely no one is hilarious
I feel like he was telling himself that
@@DestroyedArkanadoug's brain and body are separate entities. He needs to scream at his limbs to do things right sometimes
@@crestothegecko6279relatable.
when?
@@Grayson-tk5hn Happened around 11:14
Technically, Doug legitimately passed the challenge. His goal was to make a delivery with no more than one-thousand _dollars_ in damage, but the game displays the cost in _euros_ instead. Therefore, Doug took no dollar amount of damage.
Well, he finished the delivery without the penalty. He got the penalty after the goods had been delivered.
€1131 = US$1228.10
(As of the date of the original live stream)
i dont think thats how currency works
you should take an economics class
@@ABCQTBREB you should learn to take a joke (ive taken a Macroeconomics class)
9:36 Doug trying to find a funny NPR video and the FIRST second of the FIRST video he clicked on being a lady going "The search for survivors -" in a somber tone is just perfect timing.
E
The funniest part is that he didnt really pick a funny one, his commentary made it funny, that and the truck "driving"
Doug's inability to understand how driving with a trailer works while also refusing to use brakes 90% of the time is the real challenge here.
Honestly feels like doug is intentionally constantly throwing just because he disliked the poll result. Constantly way too fast for the roads he are on, and keeps on trying to tip over by wobbling his car left and right or at least to make it drive into the barriers from it.
@@feha92 gang, it’s a game about driving trucks and making deliveries. it’s genuinely not interesting content in the slightest unless he does something to make it interesting for himself and for viewers. he is also using a camera mode that makes it incredibly unpredictable. whether or not he was throwing on purpose, it makes for better content than if he were to just drive slowly and carefully for 3+ hours after chat decided they’d rather watch eurotruck simulator than an interesting game
@@frog_goblin wrong. Trying to succeed with shibari-play could be interesting.
Intentionally throw despite already having a restraint is only making it _more_ boring than of her had played seriously _without_ said restraint.
@@feha92✋️😬🤏
He plays it like it’s Mario kart
Absolute banger, every time doug says "this is the worst content ive ever made" or "this would be a terrible video" or anything along those lines you know its going to be amazing. Editors did great with this one too
hey, just letting you know a bot stole your comment and got way more likes than yours did for some reason.
Doug eating that burger was worse than being tortured.
i wish i was that burger
Not too sure but that might have been the one with M&Ms in which only makes it worse
I can feel Senshi crying...
I honestly feel like his voice is deeper in this video because of the grease
E
I love when Doug insists whatever is currently happening won't become a video, and yet somehow the editors find a way to turn it into one
E
A
Sports
The E bot is just random enough to blend in to an average DougDougDoug comment section lmao
It's in the game.
Doug has learned a valuable lesson: Don't give the chat a poll if you're not prepared for them to pick something you don't want.
i dont think he has learned that lesson
@@Bobomb1000he certainly has not
No one has ever learned that lesson, despite needing to.
just dont give chat rights
Doug knows, he just secretly loves chats choices.
For those wondering, Doug won't get a copyright strike for playing the song Coffee by Super Sisters, he actively pays for the license to use that song as it is his favorite song of all time
thats cool as shit
It's a funky song, Doug has good taste.
This is a prime example why being tired is just like being drunk.
Who ever requested Coast to Coast radio knows about actual trucker simulation more than anyone. Total immersion!
I think Doug underestimates chat's desire to make him suffer
The messenger is so good
Nah, pretty sure they just hate mario
Oh hi Mark
Nice pfp
Watching doug doug doug eat that burger was like watching a snake unhinge its jaw and consume a rat
Hey, how do we know it isn't rat meat in the burger???
@@zroboticsbecause it's Eminem meat
@@zrobotics Because Vinny didn't give it to him
Eat like snake th-cam.com/video/zAwcj6d8XTQ/w-d-xo.html
Felt more equivalent to the pelican trying to consume an entire hare alive
The absolute confidence as Doug soars into the toll at 8:54, only to be met with the most visceral THUD, had me wheezing. The following subtitles saying "What fuck?" made me _ascend_ LMAO
Especially with the slow reveal of the lorry being absolutely mangled by the crash.
-What the fuck- _(deleted by Nightbot)_
"The wait. What fuck?"
Actually in tears because of it 🤣
It's the way the truck vanishes underneath the toll roof and doesn't come out the other side for me
my favorite part about the word display reader thing is that you can see what doug cut out like how he went on a 42 minute rant about how toby fox didnt actually make undertale
What?
What ?
@@GabrielHenrique-ch3sc he did this
0:53 despite Mcdonalds being ridiculously fatty, Doug's body is still underwhelmed with any less than a million calories of pure oil
you watched 53 seconds in when the video released 40 seconds ago???
ARREST THIS MAN
@@memerman4366 woman*
Doug is the perfect example of how you're not supposed to be when on a keto diet.
@@brokenpanda-kv1li I'm literally just correcting their mistake, wtf is your problem?
@brokenpanda-kv1li Why do you seem so pissed over a simple correction
I love how at 15:28 the camera zoomed in on Doug with Twitch chat in the background and somebody just says “I LIKE MEN” like no one would notice
Like they like their coffee, presumably
I just realized at least half of Doug streams have exhausted-manic energy that comes out at like 8AM after you've stayed up all night
Between the cinematic camera, camera switching, ungodly (godly in some parts) loud radio, clanging sounds, chat flying up the side of the screen (with a wonderful hat I must say), Doug being shit at 4D platformers and Doug SHAMEFULLY hiding his bald head with a traitorous AEROPLANE hat, the only thing I hate is easily the subtitles 🤣
So the subtitles were because any chatter who used a word he used in the past 60 seconds would be banned, it was keeping track for them.
@@Lord_Hengar thhx, i didn't understand at first
@@Lord_Hengar ahhh thank you!
Hopes & Dreams playing over the shitty radio while Doug crashes a truck is one of the funniest things i've seen in a while
The Amazing Doug’s driving ‘skills’ really Delta Ruined the moment. Punception
How the fuck did you eat that burger like that
i am actually scared the fact he ate it like a snake lol
Light work compared to all the olive oil he’s consumed.
@@blockoboi5941 He unhinged his jaw
Doug Doug is just built different.
*jawn
It's okay, he's allowed to drive like this because Parkzer said that laws are just suggestions.
that's true
im afraid you confused walls and laws. in speedrunning, walls are just suggestions. laws are a differnt story
8:05 The speech to text turns "oh my god" to "Toby Fox" as undertale songs start playing
Hopes and dreams do be jamming tho
Wow, this really deserved to go on the main channel. That was actually a really good watch, felt like 2 minutes and it was over
Me, playing EuroTruck Sim in 2018: "Man, Cinematic Mode is cool but I *always* swerve into random lanes by accident. This'd be a nightmare to use all the time."
DougDoug in 2024: "Hey welcome to DougDoug where we solve problems no one has!"
Next time, play eurotruck and mario at the same time
Next time eat a salad
@@arandomcommenter412Nice hustle, tons o' fun!
Or Mario with a wheel controller
Doug being that tired is actually very realistic for long distance trucking
doug becoming so deprived to beating eurotruck simulator was funny
but it was a green light?
I got so much anxiety watching that Chinese Bible part. Thanks for the exposure therapy Doug!
The sequel to the rousing success that "I Let Twitch Chat Drive a Truck Across America" was
Which is arguably a spiritual sequel to the Monopoly stream
(It's arguable because I'm arguing it)
Doug, I need you to know that this is clearly MAIN channel worthy. Thank you.
9:56 is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Just the long slurp and “…fuckin Democrats” without missing a beat.
This stream last so long. I was there until he played the metal pipe, then left. Woke up again and he was still streaming
DougDoig was so upset chat didn't vote for mario odyssey that he was determined to make his truck gameplay as hard to watch as possible
I remember joining this stream and then leaving shortly afterwards due to the metal pipe sounds. Seeing this now I don't regret that decision, though I don't regret watching this either. 10/10
Been playing this game for multiple months. I have NEVER messed up my truck at the extent that doug did. Jesus, watching this was like torture
8:53 this is such perfect comedic framing. You can see the tollbooth incoming and he’s going at full speed. The camera switches to the top of the booth and a loud crash happens but it’s blocked by the roof so you can’t even see what was able to stop a whole truck as abruptly as that
I love how Doug's relationship to Twitch Chat is like a really toxic dysfunctional marriage.
And we want a divorce
I thought we were already divorced? @@jaykay4137
Maybe if we divorce dog before we get divorced we can break the cycle
Some more context: when Doug shoved his face full of McDonald's, one of the burgers was also filled with M&Ms which ruined the burger according to him
I love how the loss condition was the $1,000+ fine at the end of the run, and not the fact that Doug started stream at -$25,000 and ended with -$125,000.
R.I.P Rosa
wait.. what happened??
edit: th-cam.com/video/kg3jSqQIZhA/w-d-xo.html
nOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love watching dougs videos to get out of sensory overload only for it to come back but in a funny way
8:50 This part killed me, literal looney tunes framing and timing
The screen shakes like Looney Toons too 😂
I could imagine Wacko Warner as a trucker!
This might be the most out of context video I have ever seen. Especially the part where Doug listened to the bible in Chinese while "In the Hall of the Mountain King" played in the background.
As a local I want to thank you, Doug, for accurately representing what happens on the Autobahn every day
Great video, totally watched it already
fr bro binged it 34 seconds after it released :fire:
You are late man, I watched it yesterday
@@melonnoodlsoup3387 Dude the video was posted a week ago what are you talking about?
your late, I watched it 4 months ago
0:53 I don't think Doug was ever doing keto right.
yeah im pretty sure Mc Donalds isnt keto.
@@Yipper64 I mean because he binges McDonald's. Sure, he said he had cheat days, but being on keto should make you stop wanting carbs because you're not eating them as much. At this point the olive oil shots just make it look like he wasn't doing anything except fueling himself quickly because he abhors cooking so much that he would rather have half of his caloric intake as pure oil instead of taking a few minutes to just make a breakfast like a jar of oatmeal in the fridge.
@@DaiyaDoggoYeah I think he just wants carbs to work out. Idk I have just seen his abs
@@kinko4786 Alright I should specify, *craving* carbs. As in the body telling you to eat carbs because you eat carbs.
@@DaiyaDoggo im confused, Why do you think hes doing keto? Its not for working out, he did it because of health issue mainly sleep.
I dont get how you think keto works or human biology. Nothing stops you from wanting to eating anything you want, you see it and go "im not allowed to eat that"
Like most vegans and vegetarians like the taste of meat, the dont eat it for moral reasons.
Also recently he said hes cutting down on keto because of reasons
No joke that was my actual first nightmare 14:01
For the radio effect you want to use compression, a bit of distortion and both a high pass and low pass frequency filter and only keep the mid hz
Doug wanting to do something and Chat picking to do something completely unrelated will always be funny and a pleasure
I’m so happy that those organic non-alcoholic toilet brushes got delivered in the end
0:57 Eminem Pounder
This is my favorite video from DougDoug BY FAR. I absolutely love this one because it’s got so much happening due to chat making changes. Pure gold
The funniest part about "Coffee" being in any video is me imagining the legal team intern for their record company having to watch the video to confirm that Doug's usage falls under their agreement.
10:00 Doug really went full trucker
Hey DougDougDoug. That was a great first speedrun! I just wanted to let you know about a technique called “wave dashing” that’s done by air dodging into the ground immediately after a jump. I think it’ll make your next speedrun even better!
Proud to have voted for Eurotruck simulator the whole way through
Thank you for your service o7
I love when Doug fills us with his big juicy content!
ough... doug.. im gonna content
🤰
🫒🐶👅
☹️
@@memerman4366 please don’t 🤣
doug on his way to making games as complicated as humanly possible
Doug's videos sometimes hit this perfect line between stupid, cringe and/or boring and funny, entertaining and interesting, and this video is a perfect example of why these are some of my favorite dougdoug videos. It's not good, but it's so stupid it's actually good, especially because no one wants to be there, chat just wants to make Doug suffer.
I think this goes in the "fever dream" category for dougdoug videos
for refernce see 12:30
I love it when twitch chat forces Doug to play truck simulator games, it's become a consistently hilarious bit!
4:43 that crash syncing with the music is one of the funniest things I’ve seen since idk when
Good to see that Dipper has stopped with the made up aliens and got a real job
I'm always amazed at DougDoug's ability to make his videos have the loudest noises
Hopes and dreams playing while Doug is totaling the truck is comical
I am so, so happy this one got turned into a yt vid. One of the most memorable dougdoug moments. Maybe even best stream of the year.
Billion views in a second doug is on TOP
I work at a grocery store as the receiver for trucks. I can confirm that every single trucker breaks down at our doorstep. We have a whole pile of used trucks just sitting there, all because of Doug.
THE 4:40 BEAT DROP COLLISION HAS ME R O L L I N G
It's beautiful. The only thing that could make it better would be a synced pipe sound
I've watched this video like 3 or 4 times per week ever since it dropped... I think it might be my favorite TH-cam video of all time
I am now watching it for the 14th time
Truly a cinematic masterpiece, douglasdouglas.
The metal pipe randomly going off is like that short story called Harrison Bergeron where the government plays a loud sound through a radio in everyone’s ear to keep them from thinking too hard
1:33 Btw, I am Moose4206 who recommended the shitty radio. I regret nothing.
doug thinking the chinese bible reading being aggressive is so funny bc that man is reading in the most standard monotone accent dhdhhddhhd
immediate connoreatspants jumpscare
I have over 500 hours on American Truck Simulator and watching this was an absolute joy. Made me full on belly laugh, would honestly love to see more trucking videos in the future
This is the best thing i have ever seen. He deleverd those alcahol free oil filters like a champ
I unironically listened to Coast to Coast on TH-cam when I used to drive a semi Art Bell kept me entertained for days
Was one of the worst stream experiences of all time and yet i couldnt stop laughing
As someone who drove trucks for a while, you gotta have more road rage than that
Watching Doug eat that burger was horrifying..
I was locked in. Was not playing this in the background. This was the man event for me. Full focused.
Dougdougdoug loves his mugmugmug
This truly deserves #14 on trending for gaming
first you flush babies, and now you bring terror to the road!?! #ihatedoug
#wehatedougdoug
@@memerman4366What does Ougdoug have to do with this?
I like how he didn’t even mention that chat can/can’t say the same words as him throughout the video
DrugDrug is so bad at 3d driving Simulators...
this is how I drive in real life but in a sliver 2008 Toyota Avalon with a dent in the front
using an american truck in the thumbnail for an euro truck sim vid is definitely a choice
that ear ringing sound made me temporarily deaf, please dont do that again
Cornflakes were invented to prevent masturbation
they can't stop me 🗿🗿🗿🗿
They unknowingly just created crunchy masturbation where you cover your genitals in cornflakes first
Well... they failed
context.
For anyone wondering for context, this was a niche myth that was popular a pretty long time ago. More intresting however, was that the original guy who invented Kellogg spent a third of his life promoting eugenics and segregation although tbf it was in the 1910s - 1940s.
Mario Odyssey speed run wouldve ended the stream quickly, so chat was scared and voted truck game
Clicked for Euro Truck Simulator
Stayed for Mario Odyssey
Left for Euro Truck Simulator
i think this is the loudest video i have ever watched
I’m so fucking overstimulated
Ngl I didn’t know Europe had trucks. I thought they just transported stuff on trains.
17:24 but I ordered cooking oil...
This is the best video I’ve ever seen please continue this highly intellectual content.