If I were laying down for surgery, saw my doctor throwing organs out the ambulance, shouting that I’ll probably die anyways while holding a giant hammer and a plastic spoon, then drawing me a picture of the two of us in the back of the ambulance, well let’s just say I’d be slightly terrified
Surgeon simulator at launch: A souls-like experience where you battle your own keyboard for controls of your fingers in a high stake game with the patience’s life. Surgeon simulator in VR: Basically a torture sim where you’re allowed total freedom to violate people’s bodies in a variety of ways and no consequences to speak of!
9:42 imagine this: You just heard about your loved one’s death. You ask what went wrong. “He died during surgery,” a doctor sadly tells you. You ask if there was any recordings or security footage. The doctor hands you a USB and ushers you home. When you arrive, you look at the footage. “I’m SoRrY kEvIn,” he says, tears forming at your eyes. “I’m JuSt So DaMn StUpId. PlEaSe KiLl Me.” The footage cuts off as you burst into tears. You know the truth, but at what cost?
Kevin: sorry sir you have the wrong shapes eyeballs we have to put you down guy driving the ambulance: "hears a thump from the back and blood splashes against the window" also the guy driving the ambulance: *stress level 99%*
The hardest I ever laughed at a video ever. Thank you Kevin. I died at the part where you took the guys mouth in the ambulance and he said that sounds fine
Hey, Call Me Kevin, I know that you were responsible for Warden Schwarz's death. He was a dear friend of mine, and I won't rest until you've paid for what you've done.
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I love how Kevin went into a stunned silence when he accidentally threw the heart out of the ambulance.
I ll just put some ice on it :D
“Accidentally”
@@thestoryboardyoutube yep ur right "accidentally"
Yeet
dergeier117 that was my favorite part I was bust out laughing xd
Employer-“do you have experience with dead bodies???”
Kevin-*flash backs to all the murder In the theme parks fecktopia and Jim*
Kevin-“yep yep yep”
Employer-“Kevin I’m not your patie-“
Kevin could get a job as an undertaker no problem
The King of Morons Kevin- I find blood really FECKEN erotic.
Fectopia?
Senõr burrito he killed all the people in fecktopia!
If I were laying down for surgery, saw my doctor throwing organs out the ambulance, shouting that I’ll probably die anyways while holding a giant hammer and a plastic spoon, then drawing me a picture of the two of us in the back of the ambulance, well let’s just say I’d be slightly terrified
I'm dying hard by laughing right now 🤣 These are the moments I hate that I have roommates 😅
If you were laying down while the doctor was tossing your organs out? Laying down? Awake? Just a wee bit terrifying! :)
Very slightly
Just do what he did at 9:41
Just a little terrified yea me too
*starts a tooth transplant *
5 minutes in
"Whats a quick and painless way to kill a man?"
* drills directly into his ear*
Hes going for the Gabriel Miller approach I see
I read this right when he said it
Checks out
Kevin: *Literally smashes the patient’s skull with a saw*
Patient: *Dies*
Kevin: *WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK?!?!*
"The brain jiggles to stimulate thought"
xd
on that part i laughed so hard
"Hold on, let me think."
_wobble_ _wobble_ _wobble_
"Good thing surgery has so much room for mistakes, its all about trial and error"
😳
Surgeon simulator at launch:
A souls-like experience where you battle your own keyboard for controls of your fingers in a high stake game with the patience’s life.
Surgeon simulator in VR:
Basically a torture sim where you’re allowed total freedom to violate people’s bodies in a variety of ways and no consequences to speak of!
there's a reason why it's called "practicing medicine"
“Ok he’s dead” is the motto of this channel.
Dave Boi He’s dead, Jim.
No it's the ring of fire
Ok he's dead? More like Bore Ragnarok
'Oh, I killed him.'
"How did I do that!?"
9:42 imagine this:
You just heard about your loved one’s death. You ask what went wrong. “He died during surgery,” a doctor sadly tells you. You ask if there was any recordings or security footage. The doctor hands you a USB and ushers you home. When you arrive, you look at the footage.
“I’m SoRrY kEvIn,” he says, tears forming at your eyes. “I’m JuSt So DaMn StUpId. PlEaSe KiLl Me.”
The footage cuts off as you burst into tears. You know the truth, but at what cost?
Sketch UT *sh*ts on table*
whats missing from A_SCHWITZ ?____ ANSWER: U Kevin was probably the therapist
You spent too much time on this comment
9:42
plus, he's battering him the entire time, and wondering why he even has to do it, expressing little to no care about his patient's life.
I live in New Orleans, and we always throw organs instead of beads. I caught a new large intestine last year, and this Mardi Gras I want a brain.
Imagine flashing a guy on Mardi Gras and the guy throws a warm, bloody liver at you instead of beads.
I will throw a brain so hard at you, I might win a stuffed animal
I think a lot of people want brain at Mardi Gras
I absolutely died when you dropped the heart out of the ambulance
Blue 8120 i did too lol
Same
I have not laughed this hard in a while
Anybody who didn't laugh at that is not human
Was that a joke like it was meant to be your heart because im getting mixed signals
Don't you hate it when you are driving behind a ambulance and the paramedic keeps throwing organs out the back plus it keeps hitting your wind shield
Robert Martinez needed to paint my car anyway so it’s all good, he’s painting it red for me.
That's free money right there. I'm sure they're worth something in the black market.
jugyuuuf[rg707edyk9r67hydeTY4FG57UT4jkrfesoku6rtygceawahthfgcffudrr6hhikevinhhhhf5drfyhhj
find the word KEVIN
An ambulance chaser huh? The world could do with less lawyers you know. 😜
relatable
So this is what Hitman would be like as a surgeon.
The next victim survived brain trauma,go into his hospital and kill him without raising suspicion.
*proceeds to bash his skull with a tomahawk*
The slater*
You've seen The Slater, now get ready for *Surgeon Simulator*
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Kevin: sorry sir you have the wrong shapes eyeballs we have to put you down
guy driving the ambulance: "hears a thump from the back and blood splashes against the window"
also the guy driving the ambulance: *stress level 99%*
infinite's ghost
Patient's lawyer:He was bleeding!BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY!BUT YOU STABBED HIM,AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
@@deaconblackwood6785JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?!
There was 28 stab wounds
@@deaconblackwood6785 Eeeyyy?Detroit Become Human!
@@confuse1400 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!!
"Lungs connected to the sidewalk, liver connected to the sidewalk"
That line really hits deep
Actually it hit the sidewalk
@@footloosegenius2242 It was a fairly forceful throw, it's definitely connected to it.
@@SheepBoi8024 the joke was about the second line
@@footloosegenius2242 Oh my God I'm fucking dumb, sorry
@@SheepBoi8024 don't worry, you're technically still right
What’s the best way to kill him humanly
*stuffs drill in ear*
Humanely*
@@eliteofartorias9162 no
TTIG uh yeah. IdiotXD
Kevin is the best teacher
*Hey! Another grammar nazi!*
a 12 minute documentary of Kevin’s descent into insanity.
I'm pretty sure he's already insane
@@madhouse2594 yep
I read this as he started doing the voice for the eye surgery lmfao
lololololollolololololololololl
Good thing Kevin is the only doctor that works in that hospital. God knows who else would work here if Kevin is the best option
they only let him operate on anti-vaxxers
why give them skilled doctors when they obviously dont care about their body
They probably have more workers but put Kevin in a different building and he just works on dead people
LET HIM OPERATE IN EVERY ANTI-VAXXER
Hes so good he does everything from dentistry to heart transplants
:(
im absolutely dead at 2:58 OMG
Same XD
I died at evey part
Think kevin did that on purpose
Haha same
So your the patient rn xr
"Wait, what's in here?"
**Throws heart out of ambulance**
I’ll just put some ice on him.
Surgeon Simultaor VR but I'm secretly a serial killer
Justin Y. Get a life
F
GET A JOB JUSTIN
Damn you
FUCKKKKKK
HOW ARE YOU DO HERE
No one needs to worry. "Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law" will handle the malpractice suits.
Alcatraz That guy on the internet grognak's a good lawyer 😀
Caaaveman laaaawyer
Or maybe...the Silver Shroud!
I love how he acts like a literal child when playing with someones organs
“The eyes rejected you sir were gonna have to put you down the most humane way possible *proceeds to bash head in with vcr* “
7:28 as an italian i can confirm this is 100 percent accurate
Vento Aureo dub confirmed
Agreed
3:27 - No Kevin, I think it was the *prick holding the injection* that killed him...
Probably the best comment ive seen
One day you will find Gavin
Gavin will never be fregegtn...
Never fregto...
Press F to pay respect to Kevin's "patients"
Bore Ragnarok
F
F
I like trains more than the fridge
F
F
4:56 Dr.Strange origin, this is how he destroyed his hands and became the sorcerer supreme.
"Oh what's this? Oh-oh-oh-!"
*drops heart out of moving vehicle, staring as it rolls away*
Me: *trying to breathe because I'm laughing too hard*
Everybody forgets his amazingly smooth recovery "Just put some ice on that" while sounding panicked.
@@logicalchicken7132 I didn't.
It's absolutely beautiful.
leaked footage of kim jung un surgery
I’ll just put some ice on him
@@BMAN-eb4jk Good luck :3
God I love how comical it is when he throws the heart out the back
Will the patients be added to the Dear Leader’s graveyard collection?
Huh why, they seem fine to me, I'm sure they'll live
Bore ragnarok
Day of the year: 1
Consecutive BR counter: 1
I get my info from _reliable_ sources
I will fight to the end to keep this going
Ah yes.
Hey Kevin
Bore Ragnarok
Day of the year:1
BR counter:2
The amount of voices he uses in this episode makes the voices in my head confused.
2:55 leaked footage of kim jong uns heart surgery
Guys I’m just saying... has anyone ever seen Kevin and Johnny Cash in the same room?
Nah cause johnny cash is dead
Nugget does not think Johnny cash is alive, Nugget is sad
Nugget good point P.S who do you think has the best interpretation of you
He kinda sounds Cartman
From Southpark. Sorry if i spelt his name wrong
Surgeon simulator but it has more deaths than the Sims
In Russia, hospital does not hire you, you hire hospital.
Ive seen you before
@@wannabecliffburton4275 Yeah I used to see him all the time, in 1987, when that joke was funny.
Have i seen u before?
Is it weird that as soon as i saw Russia i read this comment with a Russian accent lol
@Seledoon army GASP
Surgeon simulator VR but Kevin kidnapped the real doctor
To the bindooooooooow, to the baaaalll. Berom skrt skrt skrt skrtskrt, berom skrt skrt skrt skrtskrtskrt. To the bindow!
Kevin kidneypped the real doctor.
already 1:08 and kevin has already done the ok fingers.
axel 0:13
"WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK?!"
Kevin says while he saws a man's brain in half
i'd let this handsome and very skilled surgeon operate on me any day
well it would be the last thing you ever do 😂😂
Who else stops whatever they’re doing to watch kevin
You mean stop watching his old videos
You’re Green y👏🏻e👏🏻s
Yeah, trust me when I say there is no harder choice than RDR2 or Kevin.
Me
It's a problem
Only hospital that would accept Kevin is the hospital that he made himself on Twin Point hospital.
_Nobody denies kevin_ *Not even Kevin himself*
Whenever I need another surgery, I hope the surgeon is as good as Kevin
10:32 sounds like a Broadway villain.
he's the evil dentist from little shop of horrors
The hardest I ever laughed at a video ever. Thank you Kevin. I died at the part where you took the guys mouth in the ambulance and he said that sounds fine
*Saws the guy's face off*
Shocked: oh he died!!!
0:42 Recording with a camera while failing horribly at surgery
*-Cioccolata is that you-*
seven page muda love
Possible Diavolo death.
Secco is that you-
Goddammit now Kevin is a Jojo reference
“Aww I killed him.”
-Call Me Kevin
2019
0:42 *Cioccolata intensifies*
Surgeon Simulator VR but im actually a plague doctor
Skull256YEA beautiful profile pic
In Kevin’s case it would mean giving them the plague not curing it. XD
Skull256YEA a
Is it visiting day yet?
Just finished watching one video and then you instantly upload another. What a mad lad
Hi Kevin I just wanted to thank you for making me laugh. 2019 has gotten off to a bad start. I'm glad you're there to brighten my day
Goth Potato Sorry to hear that, hope things start looking up for you!
@@catriona5268 Thank you i appreciate it
Goth Potato He makes everyone laugh =)
Me too cuz my house got robbed
"I'm not just any doctor... I am the doctor with my sonic screw driver"
That part dude hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
kevins lil laugh at 3:32 made my heart smile
I legit have not laughed this hard in probably all my life.
3:32 this is my King crimson power
*Accidentally throws heart out of van*
*Proceeds to hit patient with axe.*
-You got the footage, did'nt you, Secco?
-6:03
-YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI
I fell off my bed laughing when you pushed the IV thing out of the ambulance
The part is at 8:48
And that tool was the only keeping that man alive because he definitely is not...
"I'm sure we didn't need it but we may have needed the tool that jumped out with it" LMAO
Hey, Call Me Kevin, I know that you were responsible for Warden Schwarz's death.
He was a dear friend of mine, and I won't rest until you've paid for what you've done.
Mdickieeeee
2:55 Professional surgeon throws human heart out the window.
9:40 I absolutely lost it
Same
I fuckin replayed like 10 times each time more hysterical then the last
Thing is, all the things thrown out of the ambulance can be sold when found, thanks for the free money Kevin!
I died laughing imagining if this was real, some pedestrian is just walking down the street and sees a flying heart from the back of an ambulance-
this man better voice cioccolata in the vento aureo dub. kevin is a perfect fit
Surgeon simulator but I'm trying *not to die in a quiet work environment*
Hmmm, for some odd reason I feel as if this hospital has a very high fatality rate.
9:06 killed me.
Is that you Bob
@@Lucas-wm7cw yes, it literally killed me.
“Stabs saw into skull”
WHY ARE U SO WEAK!!
“Surgery is just trial and error” Kevin 2019
3 days later he was taken in for questioning
When are you bringing back baking bad?
9:44 has me crying 😂
6:11 When you ask for just a trim
6:08 - 6:10 literally the greatest clip of CMK ever
*BONK*
Okay but your italian accent was scarily similar to the actual northern one
3:39
Stand name-[METALLICA]
Stand master-Kevin
He'd definitely be Cioccolata
Wtf is a stand
@@tamedpassions9523 Its clearly a persona reference.
Who did you and Metallica see
Take a shot each time he says something related to “Oh, I killed him”
Kevin people like you are the reason I'm deathly terrified of the dentist.
3:41 and on that day Kevin made a partner who can phaze into the ground and obtained a power to create mold that eats people alive
“Congratulast-“ *hangs up*
“O-oh ok then” I wish I could hang up on people that fast
Leaked Ciocolatta OVA
Rewatching this and realized that kevin killed him twice LITERALLY in one minute.
🎶Your organs are painted on the... side walk 🎶
2:58 Best and funniest part of the video, hands down! 🤣
Should. Emphasis on SHOULD. That doesn't mean they cant, doesn't mean they won't, and doesn't mean they haven't already.
Wait, why are they letting a regular surgeon do anything with teeth? Why is no one questioning this?!
Balabeon OFFICIAL because that guy is the last person that questioned it. Shhhhhhh, Kevin is looking in your direction!
Trindalas Valadaros ahhh, now it makes sense.
Day 33 of asking Kevin to Sing Take me home country roads
We just need a video of Kevin singing to be honest. I don't even care what
Day 1 of asking Ali TEM to sing Take me home country roads
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 33
That's RTs thing tho
3:00
and it was at that moment that kevin knew
he fecked up
2:58
Live footage of Kim Jung Un`s heart surgery
Finally I was waiting for this
Even the machines fear...I mean admire the dear leader.
Watching his videos high is he best thing ever
I'll have to try it some time
AMEN I agree 100%
9:13 is when I died. The fucking _sound!_
Dr. Kevin: "If I can't bring the teeth to the jaw, i'll bring the jaw to the teeth"
Surgeon Simulator, but I secretly never went to medical school
sgt Hale107 “Secretly”
I got a dear leader poster and I’m gonna get a Jim Pickens poster
Nobody:
Kim Jong-Un's doctors: 2:58
Kevin throwing literally all the organs out on the road and replacing them with just one heart always gets me
2:12 *SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT*