Fun Fact: You have to be awake during certain types of brain surgery. The actual brain doesn’t feel pain. And they numb they area they cut into. They need you awake to be able to see if something goes horribly wrong such as becoming paralyzed, blindness, deafness, and other horrible things.
*Goes into doctors because of a sore throat and runny nose *Comes out with both arms and legs amputated, blind, deaf, and mute *Gets given a lollipop *Schedules a follow up appointment
United States Government: we need to dish out punishment worse than death and slower than rotting in prison. *Post online* CallMeKevin: Hey guys, I was just asking if you got my resume? I make TH-cam videos that are abstract, Diary videos of my daily life living through my other personality. Jim. By the way, I get cases of Amnosia, But Jim Tells me everything is just VR...Jim said just to listen, and everything is okay. The red stuff means it's working and the evil car won't hurt me. United States Government: My God...He exists, the perfect specimen, you're hired, you're both hired. CallMeKevin: Wow I can't believe they want to hire me, And here I was just looking for a vacation. Do I still have to pay to make videos? United States Government: Pay us? wt.. no that's not how *put on hold and comes back* No sir, We want you here on vacation so much we'll even take care of the chicken nuggets and help you find people for your videos. CallMeKevin: Daddy is this you? O_O Jim.. Jim! Pack the bags we're going to communism I found Daddy.
"I guess you could say I _take your breath away,_ hahahah-- Oh, God, you're about to die." Kevin is the best doctor. I want him to end-- save..._save_ my life
Everybody and their moms have played this game already, both with regular controls and in VR.... but I have never laughed as hard at this game as I did in this video. You take amazing care of your customers, Kevin. It's like our Dear Leader himself has chosen to become a surgeon and is working through your hands. Brings a tear to my eye. :')
These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream! *smacks him repeatedly over the head with a large book and injects themselves* ooooOOOooooh
NewDawn 2106 in first aid you need to because even though they’re unconscious they can still hear you and sometimes they can even give a small respond in the form of a tending of a hand or moving their eyes however in surgery I don’t know whether or not it’s useful
A long time ago Kevin said he would love there to be a one-way door system on the Sims 4 where sims can enter his restaurant but not leave, well I figured it out using base-game items. To do it you need a small entrance room before the main room you want people to get trapped in, then place a male public bathroom door with the sign facing in towards the trap on the outside wall and a female sign, again facing inwards, between the entrance and the trap. It doesn’t matter what way round the gendered doors are, I specified for clarity, but you need opposites to trap both genders. Of course, I’m sure you’ll all use this power responsibly…
Guys, I think I have an idea for a game for Kevin to play. I would suggest him to play the game called Prisoner Of War. I remember playing it when I was in school, the premise of the game is, basically, you have to escape the nazi prison camp, and to complete it you had to cooperate with other prisoners, develop relationships and keep your escape plan in secret. The game has such neat elements as day schedule, I believe you had to attend roll calls, go to mess hall and stuff, and when you're absent, the guards would ring the alarm and set on a search operation in the camp to find you. I really think, with Kevin's creativity, he'd find a lot of nice opportunities to feck around and mess with a game. :D Please Like, I really think it'd be a fun idea for a vid.
Wait a second... in GTA 5 but I ruin a commercial Grognak is disfigured after a botched surgery. Kevin is a master surgeon. I can put two and two together
Actually, Hospitals dont get power outages. If the block in which the hospital is located in has a power outage, they have their own generators which keep the whole thing going. Yes, I am fun at parties.
@@GodChaotic Shouldn't you be saying that to the other guy and his sarcastic comment?Better yet, shouldn't you have taken your own advice and moved on rather than respond to me?
Literally 2 days ago I was thinking to myself that I wish I had some new good Surgeon Sim and Octodad videos to watch. Can Kevin read minds or something?
You deserve so many more subscribers and more views 😭 You're hilarious, adorable, and upload every day! I've been binge watching the past few days and I've loved every video I've watched. Please don't change! 😭
Kevin makes my day so much better, like after a long, tiring and depressing day at school, I can come home and watch Kevin and laugh until I can’t breathe. So, thank you Kevin for your amazing content
Hey Kevin, I just want to say thank you for making funny content and for putting the ads at the end of the video. After a stressful day watching you perform surgery in a gladiatorial manner helps make life a little less serious and a little more enjoyable. Thank you
2:09 reminded me of when Spongebob and Patrick were trying to get paint out of Mr. Krab's first dollar and Patrick says "We have technology." _then proceeds to smash a computer onto the dollar_
6:20 Kevin: "Okay, that's a lot of blood spouting out of there... ... Can we, like, CLOG that with something?" Yeah, just slap a plaster on that bad boy... that'll do the trick.
@@rebected1222 I wish I was, do you know the iconic barber pole (candy-cane looking thing) that was used as a sign that the barber also does surgeries. They do them at the back of the store
Why is that poor man laid down while using a mask? Could you open his mask? He might find it difficult to breath with his mask on He isn't a Whiterun guard, isn't he? M'aiq doesn't see any arrow on his knee
Imagine getting anesthesia and before you go to sleep, you see Kevin
I mean you just described my every wet dream dude.
You know you're in good hands
i had surgery on friday and i love kevin but im kinda glad i didnt watch this video beforehand
@@iroooonn Dude 1 in 25 people woke up from anesthesia in the middle of an operation
Adrian Chavez id hope he’d take advantage of my lifeless body
Fun Fact: You have to be awake during certain types of brain surgery. The actual brain doesn’t feel pain. And they numb they area they cut into. They need you awake to be able to see if something goes horribly wrong such as becoming paralyzed, blindness, deafness, and other horrible things.
...I did not need to know that
that's interesting
*FUN* fact
Do you know the definition of “fun”?
Aww that’s sick I kinda want to fuck up my head so I know what happens
*"The red means it's working!"* - Jim Pickens
Sounds like communism to me
We all get murdered by horrible doctor EQUALLY!
@@jorymundy5428 God bless communism.
@Gonzales Bryan what the fuck
*”okay he’s dead”*
*Goes into doctors because of a sore throat and runny nose
*Comes out with both arms and legs amputated, blind, deaf, and mute
*Gets given a lollipop
*Schedules a follow up appointment
What flavor was the lollipop?
The Crazy Comet I’m not sure, I couldn’t eat it since I had no arms to hold it with. It’s the thought that counts though, right?
@@buckowens2841 So how are you typing now?
SpongeGirlKitty I’m using my nose to type, it’s pretty difficult
yes, same hhere . noses are fun, hehe.
"Hes losing a lot of blood!"
*Stabs needle directly into throat*
"Oh god, he passed a away."
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
lazy comment
@@hatyyy Can't get lazier than you writing a total of two words.
@@manologamerss5801 quote comments are the worst comments, also this was 7 months ago, i dont even know what video this is
@@manologamerss5801He's right, the comments directly quoting the video suck
Oh Dear Lord.... Kevin and surgeon should never be in the same sentence, unless the sentence is *"Kevin, never become a surgeon."*
Kevin cannot be a surgeon, bois it's dangerous!
Kevin can't become a surgeon *and those were the words that created the worlds deadliest surgeon*
Kevin is not a surgeon
Kevin just killed the surgeon
Kevin is so persuasive,he was hired to be a surgeon.
FBI: Damn this guy wont break, send in the best we have
*CallMeKevin: Puts on surgical gloves*
Torture is always the answer, am I righ guys?
Not even the National Guard can take Kevin.
United States Government: we need to dish out punishment worse than death and slower than rotting in prison. *Post online*
CallMeKevin: Hey guys, I was just asking if you got my resume? I make TH-cam videos that are abstract, Diary videos of my daily life living through my other personality. Jim. By the way, I get cases of Amnosia, But Jim Tells me everything is just VR...Jim said just to listen, and everything is okay. The red stuff means it's working and the evil car won't hurt me.
United States Government: My God...He exists, the perfect specimen, you're hired, you're both hired.
CallMeKevin: Wow I can't believe they want to hire me, And here I was just looking for a vacation. Do I still have to pay to make videos?
United States Government: Pay us? wt.. no that's not how *put on hold and comes back* No sir, We want you here on vacation so much we'll even take care of the chicken nuggets and help you find people for your videos.
CallMeKevin: Daddy is this you? O_O Jim.. Jim! Pack the bags we're going to communism I found Daddy.
more like bore ragnarok
@@Commodore4eva XD
"Ummm... So who is my surgeon? This surgery is really important and-"
"You have Doctor Jim Pickens,"
"Wait what!!!"
"It's okay you can call him Kevin"
Studio Autio that's hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Studio Autio are you saying you wouldn't donate your organs to the Dear Leader Jim Pickens
@@samsenderoff2661let me guess you forgot to change your account?
"I guess you could say I _take your breath away,_ hahahah-- Oh, God, you're about to die."
Kevin is the best doctor. I want him to end-- save..._save_ my life
Mighty Two-Headed Meerkat if I had to die during surgery, I’d want it to be Kevin who kills me
@@randallthescandall7029 can agree with that
Me too
Timestamp?
“The red means it’s working!”
*”okay he’s dead”*
the moment I read this I heard that part
G
Same
milk tea same
Yup
*Kevin posts a video*
"Now that's a lot of damage!"
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens nice username btw
Hello, dear friend
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens
I’m subbing
So use flexseal
I did all the rituals, what i do next
"They should get hair dressers to do surgery" *1600's INTENSIFIES*
*Barbershop surgeon intensifies*
High IQ comment XD
Is that quartet i hear
Free lobotomy?
I'd trust Kevin with all my heart!! *Well what's left of it anyway...*
Everybody and their moms have played this game already, both with regular controls and in VR.... but I have never laughed as hard at this game as I did in this video. You take amazing care of your customers, Kevin. It's like our Dear Leader himself has chosen to become a surgeon and is working through your hands. Brings a tear to my eye. :')
I haven't played it
Is it the eye Kevin is removing?
Looks like Kevin will need to get you some new eyes.
Then you rip it out
Is nobody gonna talk how professionally Kevin extracted the heart?
oh boy kevin as a doctor ... this is gonna be a great surgery!
Hi there my name is Kevin
The voice patients and sims fear alike
Love how you just jammed a scalpel in the guys eyeball
I mean, what else are you supposed to do?
guy must be ded
"I know how I'll finish this operation quick. I'll just stab his eye out."
You've got perfect doctors handwriting
When I sign anything I always say "I could have been a doctor if I could have afforded med school"
7:40
"Ok this will take the pain way..."
"But doctor, that's YOUR arm"
"Yes I knooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww"
*the doctor is out*
It's also a quote from "superhero movie"
That was a mint movie but
These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream!
*smacks him repeatedly over the head with a large book and injects themselves*
ooooOOOooooh
Kev: hE'S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD
Also Kev: *stabs a syringe directly into the patient's neck*
Kev: ....Oh, he's dead
You know when someone isn't professional when they talk to a unconscious patient.
professional just means that its your job, a professional surgeon is just a guy who is a surgeon for his job, but yeah, I know what you mean
NewDawn 2106 in first aid you need to because even though they’re unconscious they can still hear you and sometimes they can even give a small respond in the form of a tending of a hand or moving their eyes however in surgery I don’t know whether or not it’s useful
*is
The patient's name is Bob
That’s what gave it away?
I think Jim Pickens is the surgeon and The Grim Reaper is the nurse in these operations
This deserves more likes
I want my children to be like this amazing man
Irish?
@@rafaelalodio5116 nice
Just feck him then
This is the most wholesome comment made by someone named yeet nutz I've ever seen
ME TOO!! BRO
“OMG SORRY my hand literally just floated away and hit you” - every person charged with assault
“i think we should get hair dressers into the surgery bussiness” The Renaissance barber surgeons beat you to it Kevy
I always forget to pick up the phone on the right side.
All the murder and breaking of all the doctor’s oaths in the world I can accept.
1:21 *BUT THIS SHIT IS UNACCEPTABLE. KEVIN WHY.*
YOU TRICKED MEEE!!!
What's this? Gotcha!
because Kevin is hip with the kids, duh
That eye surgery gored me out i love it
Gonzales Bryan GOD I CLICKED THE LINK AND MY GRANDMA IS HERE
_”Pick up other side”_
*-Albert Einstein’s notes*
*Throws away*
@@friendlyfire3412 it was actually from Jackson Pollock's apron
1:57 When Kevin gets older and becomes so much of a security threat that the FBI sends someone to “deal with” him.
Kevin: * walks into operation room *
Patient: * chuckles * I'm in danger
A long time ago Kevin said he would love there to be a one-way door system on the Sims 4 where sims can enter his restaurant but not leave, well I figured it out using base-game items. To do it you need a small entrance room before the main room you want people to get trapped in, then place a male public bathroom door with the sign facing in towards the trap on the outside wall and a female sign, again facing inwards, between the entrance and the trap. It doesn’t matter what way round the gendered doors are, I specified for clarity, but you need opposites to trap both genders. Of course, I’m sure you’ll all use this power responsibly…
*takes screenshot*
Guys, I think I have an idea for a game for Kevin to play. I would suggest him to play the game called Prisoner Of War. I remember playing it when I was in school, the premise of the game is, basically, you have to escape the nazi prison camp, and to complete it you had to cooperate with other prisoners, develop relationships and keep your escape plan in secret. The game has such neat elements as day schedule, I believe you had to attend roll calls, go to mess hall and stuff, and when you're absent, the guards would ring the alarm and set on a search operation in the camp to find you. I really think, with Kevin's creativity, he'd find a lot of nice opportunities to feck around and mess with a game. :D
Please Like, I really think it'd be a fun idea for a vid.
*Prisoner of war, but I don't want to leave this camp*
Went to write a funny comment, made a spelling mistake and the anxiety is too much to just repost the joke
PNTHA Envy
*_F_*
Prisoner of War, but I am not really a prisoner
So kinda like escapists?
Wait a second... in GTA 5 but I ruin a commercial Grognak is disfigured after a botched surgery. Kevin is a master surgeon. I can put two and two together
Yes
Goddamit Kevin, not again
It's 12! :D
The pickensverse deepens
I loved when he started aggressively dumping the bottle of eyeballs in his eye socket saying “Pick whichever one you want”
*eyeballs fly everywhere*
10:01 I thought he said, "Where's my other handgun" and I realized that we are all fecked if Kevin becomes a surgeon.
Actually, Hospitals dont get power outages. If the block in which the hospital is located in has a power outage, they have their own generators which keep the whole thing going.
Yes, I am fun at parties.
Yes but what if we were all communist and had to share the "power" equally among ourselves
Yeah thats a pretty small budget for a hospital, they hired Kevin for gods sake! Also i think you would be funn
Brain transplants is not a thing either since we are nitpicking.
@@BergenDev and neither are lasers
Scratch that, lasers are used in some surgeries
Now, Just imagine if he woke up in the middle of the surgery....
Woke up with a camera instead of a lung
YESS A NEW VIDEO FROM KEVIN MY DAY IS GOODD
Imagine hearing you're doctor say "I cut something oh not the right thing"
Whenever I feel sad,I watch your videos because you make me smile :')
After seeing the doctor who's name is Kevin...before slipping under...his last conscious thought was "Oh god, I've made a terrible mistake."
Bill Billinger
The last face you'll ever see is his
His gravestone will have but many curse words, all directed at a surgeon named Kevin.
His gravestone will have but many curse words, all directed at a random surgeon named Kevin.
Just slap some Flex Tape on that. 6:20
I HATE IT WHEN MY BLOOD BAG LEAKS OVER MY COMPUTER! (something like that)
THATS A LOTTA BLOOD CO.... I MEAN... THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
Kevin is a doctor!? The burial service is gonna have a lot more bodies to deal with
I literally havent laughed this hard in over a year for sure. Literally cried. Thank u so much
"How would I go about taking out eyeballs?"
This eye surgery is going well already.
It was obvious that there would be a VR version of this game.
I mean, it's probs obvious cos it's been out for a while lol
@@jackwinkles608 Or because it is a perfect game for the VR feature. Your comment was not witty or well thoughtout.
@@ThatGuy-en2nn Dude, it's just a TH-cam Comment lol
@@GodChaotic Shouldn't you be saying that to the other guy and his sarcastic comment?Better yet, shouldn't you have taken your own advice and moved on rather than respond to me?
@@ThatGuy-en2nn Lmao why are you so pressed about a comment, calm down lol
" inject him right into the eye for some reason."
Call Me Kevin 2018
Even when Kevin tries to help, he ends up doing more damage.
more like bore ragnarok
This is one of the only channels that makes me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you Kevin for making shitty days not so shitty
4:44 so professional, all future surgeons need to be trained like this
Literally 2 days ago I was thinking to myself that I wish I had some new good Surgeon Sim and Octodad videos to watch. Can Kevin read minds or something?
Shhhh, don't tell everyone his secret
I wish he plays overlord, you can be really evil in that one xd
sAME yesterday i was playing this game and was like damn i think it'd be funny if kevin played this and here it is
Kevin, can you do my eye transplant. You look like a pro and I could really use a happy eye!
*walks in with 2 eyes, walks out with an eye and a scalpel*
PlumPlant, why do you want to die so much?
You should play those MDickie games they are crappy but that is what makes them fun
The Second Channel those games are underrated
Oh my god i love those
this is my new fave youtube channel. you're hilarious Kevin, i love your videos so much. The GTA RP ones are just magical.
Kevin: “If you wanna see more of this let me know!”
Me: ...well yeah, duh
Nothing scarier than having Kevin as your surgeon
Surgeon simulator
More like
Bore ragnarock
Bore ragnarock
more like bore ragnarock
More like Bore simulator VRagnarok, amiright?
Bore ragnarock,
More like
Bore ragnorok
Fix your spelling
Hahahahahahahaha
Bore ragnarock bore ragnarock more like bore ragnarock cock
“It was weird he kept having a stroke in the middle of my surgery and his one hand kept falling to his side not moving at all”
You deserve so many more subscribers and more views 😭 You're hilarious, adorable, and upload every day! I've been binge watching the past few days and I've loved every video I've watched. Please don't change! 😭
*digging into a man's chest*
"I think I'm invading his personal space here"
Vr Kevin is the best Kevin 😂
"Let me in"
*Smashes hammer into forehead*
Never change Kevin
*surgeon simulator but im a bad brain barber*
Kevin makes my day so much better, like after a long, tiring and depressing day at school, I can come home and watch Kevin and laugh until I can’t breathe. So, thank you Kevin for your amazing content
Hey Kevin, I just want to say thank you for making funny content and for putting the ads at the end of the video. After a stressful day watching you perform surgery in a gladiatorial manner helps make life a little less serious and a little more enjoyable. Thank you
Please do more surgeon simulator. This was so funny😭
funny? more like bore ragnarok
Bore ragnarok ? More like rore bagnarok
99K Subs Without an video
Dore Bagnarok? More like VORE Garnarok
Vore Bagnarok? More like Floore Bagnarok.
My friend just had an eye surgery where they take the eyes out of her head. She recovered in like, a week too. Crazy world sometimes
This is my absolute favorite channel
"Looks fine to me, I'm sure he'll live"
*message given after Kevin stole all of the victim's organs*
Bloody hell I cannot for the life of me watch one of your videos without laughing like a nutcase. Keep it up my favourite TH-camr!
Hi Dr. Kevin, I love your channel - keep the madness cummin’ my good man
Dont say cum
@Jack Palumbo you said it not me 👀👀👀
2:09 reminded me of when Spongebob and Patrick were trying to get paint out of Mr. Krab's first dollar and Patrick says
"We have technology."
_then proceeds to smash a computer onto the dollar_
6:20 Kevin: "Okay, that's a lot of blood spouting out of there...
... Can we, like, CLOG that with something?"
Yeah, just slap a plaster on that bad boy... that'll do the trick.
Kevin's personality and his humour helps me with my depression. As long as I watch his videos, the world doesn't seem so bad 😌
Please play more. I was watching this in between classes and couldn’t help but laughing out loud in a crowd of people!
Damn, even Satan himself aint that cruel on his victoms! I love it!
I see vidd
I *clicc*
This is leaked footage of Kim Jong Un’s surgery.
video havent even started yet but im already so hyped to see my favorite youtuber playing one of the funniest games
Yes, more surgery Kevin. Thank you so much for accurately portraying my dream profession.
I threw a camera at some one that had cancer and they got curred from that
You could probably be a hairdresser, but not a surgeon
REBECTED he could've been both if it were the beginning of the 19th century... barber surgeons existed
@@ewu.. hahaha are you serious??
@@rebected1222 I wish I was, do you know the iconic barber pole (candy-cane looking thing) that was used as a sign that the barber also does surgeries. They do them at the back of the store
@@ewu.. Never seen it.
REBECTED i wouldn’t trust kevin with a stick let alone scissors or a knife
*smashes face with a hammer*
"LET ME IT"
I actually couldn’t watch 5 minutes without dying of laughter good job bro
Too funny. You're an amazing surgeon, Kevin.
0:46
He He He
Got 'em
Our dear leader.
Surgeon gets arrested for shoving camera into patient, more like Bore: Ragnarok
more like bore ragnarok amirite
Fun Fact: Surgeon is one of the most successful and popular jobs among sadistic psychopaths.
It's perfect lol, they won't be attached to the people they work on and will enjoy cutting people up.
this is the most hilarious video I've ever seen, that part where he was pretending to interrogate the patient was pure gold!
Why is that poor man laid down while using a mask? Could you open his mask? He might find it difficult to breath with his mask on
He isn't a Whiterun guard, isn't he? M'aiq doesn't see any arrow on his knee
Are you a furry
@@gabenewell6017 He is not joking, he is just M´aiq.
I think m’aiq is done talking.
Meow
husky fluffers Its from a game you uncultured swine. Search up Skyrim. Hell my youtube name and pic is from the game.
R.I.P hand
2018-2018
You were a good soldier we will remember you may you Rest In Peace ✌️
One like=one prayer for the hand
takes out the liver "what is this, we probably don't need it anyway." *throws* me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:19 That moment when Kevin said torch and the first thing I thought was a blow torch.
Please do more, this made me laugh really hard and I was having a rough day
Kevin: I guess you can say that I take your breath away
Also Kevin: *OH GOD YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE*
Kevin to blind person:”ooh he likes my drawing he cant take his eye off of it”😂
That's a great way to pick up a phone
I feel so excited whenever I click on the latest CallMeKevin video, it's like clicking on a "feel happy" button.
Hands down, the best video yet man. Had me in stitches.