"Oh, a third ingredient! What are we going to make with it?" "Rice." "...you mean, rice, with rice dish?" "Yeah." "The dish that is outlawed in three different cities and capitals." "The very same." "That's crazy, but it might work." 😂😂😂 You won a subscriber with that exchange.
Omg you can hear in the voice of the dm the pure sadness that his players ignoring the main story hardcore stlye. This video brought tears to my eyes such as some of the kind chronicles, keep up the great work Kugo and may the gods wach over you.
For a 1 shot, I ran a halfling wizard chef, who cooked and sold monster bits for extra rewards. His quarterstaff was a giant mixing spoon, and all spells were useful in the kitchen. The spellbook appeared to be a regular cookbook to those who couldn't read magic.
Have the Captain be like "All I needed was to get my Amulet back, but now I'm forced to deliver this highly illegal Seasoning that was outlawed for being too Legendarily Delicious, all the way across the Sea, or he's gonna destroy me Amulet!" They'll be like "Legendarily Delicious Outlawed Seasoning?! Gimme!" He'd be like "No! I can't risk getting my Amulet broken! The only way you be getting this Seasoning is if you gimme back me Amulet that the Baron stole. I be leaving Port in 3 days if I don't have it."
@@RebelKeithy I actually am a GM :3 I have a session with my friends every Friday. I might start recording the sessions in a few months and uploading em, gotta get a few things in order first (such as Home Wi-Fi)
Omg! This is so good! I've been thinking about all different designs and ways to make chef characters. There's my OG concept of a halfling lore bard Mrs. Plumpbottom or something like that and she WILL stop in the middle of battle and make folks eat a good hearty meal if the battle runs too long and it's time for grubbing. Latest idea is a Battle Master whose like a grizzled mercenary veteran who enjoys hunting down and good meal who used to be his troop's chef and puts as much hard work into cooking a good meal to keep up the strength and moral as he does striking down his enemies. A good battle begins with a hearty meal, ho ho!
No clue if you will read this, but I just came across this channel and I love both videos. You are by far one of the best purely because you use audio from the actual play. I also love seeing you in fitz' videos. Keep up the great work!
I would seriously watch recordings of your game! I love this so far... only that I wasn't able to watch any of your streams on twitch and there doesn't seem to be any saved videos on your twitch.
So I left after watching two of your videos thinking "wow, this is the funniest and most entertaining d&d thing I've seen so far". And then I came back to find you only had two videos and I was like )c;
I think I need the entire oneshot uploaded. Animated or not, I just wanna watch it ALL. 10/10, I’m probably gonna steal the character of Bake at one point or another.
Sheez man, please more videos lol, just watched both of your videos and i was cramping up so hard, those stories are pure goddamn gold, i am deffinently gonna watch your streams xD
"Do we wanna see part two?" Is that a real question or a statement??? We just got an off the wall EPIC story with two cooks....DAMN RIGHT WE WANT A PART 2, 3, 4, 5, and how every long this baby goes!!!
I took a big bite RIGHT into a cheesy hot pocket when they said “and the aged cheesy stench of that man” and I swear I almost choked and vomited out the hot pocket all at the same time.
Didn't realise this was such a small channel :o This was pretty funny my only pet peeve was the sound quality of the players but I'm excited for more videos!
you have like, the best characters ever (assuming youre the dm). this is amazing and i dont care how much time it takes for part 2 ill love it all the rest
"Okay, you take hold of the wheel. What do you do?"
*an eternity of silence*
" . . . Hard left."
The French chief
"I don't care, I don- 25 YEARS?! ... ... ... I don't care..."
"What's so special about this amulet?"
"Because it's mine!"
Fair enough.
Frog: You wouldn't be able to cook it
Chef: *You underestimate my Flour*
As a professional chef I completely relate
@@Brownwolf502 but the hardest thing you will ever do is make a simple dish with as few ingredients as possible and still make it great.
"Oh, a third ingredient! What are we going to make with it?"
"Rice."
"...you mean, rice, with rice dish?"
"Yeah."
"The dish that is outlawed in three different cities and capitals."
"The very same."
"That's crazy, but it might work."
😂😂😂 You won a subscriber with that exchange.
Thought the same damn thing
Yea, pretty much. I let out the loudest laugh in weeks. And it's 0:00 am here... :D
30*
Cooked rice with riceballs and fried rice.
Rice cakes for dessert and a few dry rice cookies to eat along the trip.
dear god
He's like the Soviet Womble of DnD. Doesn't upload often, but when he does, it's always golden.
NizzleNotes yes
I agree with this statement.
That is so true
This DnD group is a DM's nightmare lmao.
To be fair, the Captain did try to sell them as slaves, so it's not like the owed him a damn thing.
They owed him a clean death.
These videos are like 10x better than I was expecting.
That is exactly how I felt.
Weirdness level 12! (but funny)
IKR!!?
DM: -spends many evenings planning out an epic adventure-
Players: Let's go this way instead and do none of that.
DM: Am i a joke to you?
That's why I stopped planning very far I just improvised and had them run into my stuff sooner or later
@@goreobsessed2308 o no they are still going to hit it!!!
"you hold the wheel, what do you do?"
....
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..
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*"Hard left"*
Spin it wildly!!!
DM: You don't want to decline, because they'll send out a monster if you do.
Characters: Pumps each other up and plans to cook the beast.
The way he says, "ill stab it with my dagger" kills me every time
1000 likes on the video and I'll RELEASE THE KRAKEN!🐙 (and release part 2)
got it
Omg yessssss
Please do more
Bet, I'll cook the hell out of it
250 to go!
Omg you can hear in the voice of the dm the pure sadness that his players ignoring the main story hardcore stlye.
This video brought tears to my eyes such as some of the kind chronicles, keep up the great work Kugo and may the gods wach over you.
"Maybe this is the best place for me..." *swims down.
I died 😂😂
The French fire guy is top-tier Waifu material
Bake is love Bake is wife.
WHAT ZE **** IS ZIS!?
This is surprisingly amazing just pure comedy gold please make more this just made my day
DM@The Mighty Dungeon: "You wanna follow the story and cooperate?"
The Mighty Dungeon: "No, I don't think I will"
I expected trash. I got trash. I had to pause and walk away twice.
It was so very beautiful.
It was funny.
For a 1 shot, I ran a halfling wizard chef, who cooked and sold monster bits for extra rewards. His quarterstaff was a giant mixing spoon, and all spells were useful in the kitchen. The spellbook appeared to be a regular cookbook to those who couldn't read magic.
Wtf ,this just appeared in my recommendations
I love it
"NOW WHERE IS MY HARDWOOD LONG HANDLE PIZZA DOUGH SCRAPER & CUTTER MADE OF STAINLESS STONE?!"
DM: "Just so you know it's not the underwear."
PC: "Can it be though?"
DM: _Dammit not this shit again_
Have the Captain be like "All I needed was to get my Amulet back, but now I'm forced to deliver this highly illegal Seasoning that was outlawed for being too Legendarily Delicious, all the way across the Sea, or he's gonna destroy me Amulet!"
They'll be like "Legendarily Delicious Outlawed Seasoning?! Gimme!"
He'd be like "No! I can't risk getting my Amulet broken! The only way you be getting this Seasoning is if you gimme back me Amulet that the Baron stole. I be leaving Port in 3 days if I don't have it."
You sound like you would be a great DM
@@RebelKeithy
I actually am a GM :3 I have a session with my friends every Friday.
I might start recording the sessions in a few months and uploading em, gotta get a few things in order first (such as Home Wi-Fi)
Yes DM use the PC's wants against them turn to the dark side!!!
Hands down some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen on dnd!
I'm rather proud of the increased usefulness of the Cooking Skill in MY 'homebrewed' game... :)
Fights a dragon for the meat I could see a chef doing this in anime they have.
i loved this, you had me at
Hardwood Longhandle Pizza Dough Scapper And Cutter Made Of Stainless Stone
Yeesssssssss another video thank god you are making these still
Davy Jones: *"RELEASE THE PART TWO!"*
It's a quote from Zeus in Clash of the Titans, played by Leam Neeson. Not Davy Jones.
He did it too.
The captain like I don't want to use my kraken whistle because they are either going to eat it or it will kill them
Omg! This is so good! I've been thinking about all different designs and ways to make chef characters. There's my OG concept of a halfling lore bard Mrs. Plumpbottom or something like that and she WILL stop in the middle of battle and make folks eat a good hearty meal if the battle runs too long and it's time for grubbing. Latest idea is a Battle Master whose like a grizzled mercenary veteran who enjoys hunting down and good meal who used to be his troop's chef and puts as much hard work into cooking a good meal to keep up the strength and moral as he does striking down his enemies. A good battle begins with a hearty meal, ho ho!
Part 2, part 2! My favorite was the frog “Maybe this is the right place for me *swims downward*”
I do love this episode also my favorite is the guy who's playing Kermit the Frog and I want to see more of him
I loved this one it was so much funnier than anything else I’ve seen! The chefs were so funny too! I really enjoyed the vid lol
So this is what I have to look forward to when DM-ing? Challenge accepted!
Frog: I bet you cant cook a Kraken
Bake:...some one hold my fire 😡
I got to say bake is the best character by far I love him
Omg this is so funny! And I love Bake's response to everything is just 'Fire!'
The captain. Definitely the captain. As a DM I can feel the struggle :)
you dont know how many of my campaigns have been derailed almost exactly like this
No clue if you will read this, but I just came across this channel and I love both videos. You are by far one of the best purely because you use audio from the actual play. I also love seeing you in fitz' videos. Keep up the great work!
I would seriously watch recordings of your game! I love this so far... only that I wasn't able to watch any of your streams on twitch and there doesn't seem to be any saved videos on your twitch.
I screamed when this showed up in my Sub Box
Dude the frog!
"Maybe this is the best place for me" *swims down* lmao
I liked the part right before that "Grwah! I'm gonna stab it with my dagger!"
Part 2. Please, I need my D&D Fix. Also the chief is amazing.
This was hilarious!! Part 2 please...bring the frog.
Wow, this was great! Also amazing editing work too, but man those players were gonna cook a good meal no matter what the DM wanted. XD
👌
Bake is the best chef ever.
Bake, literally the best concept of a PC and the best name
I love it when this happens because it makes the one shot no longer a one shot
I was laughing my butt off the whole way through!! Please make a part 2!!
So I left after watching two of your videos thinking "wow, this is the funniest and most entertaining d&d thing I've seen so far". And then I came back to find you only had two videos and I was like )c;
New channel, more to come!❤
Part 2 is NEEEDED
This video is one of the best things on the internet.
Most of the times random ≠ funny, but now it is.
Thank you guys
I love chef bake and his nonbinary chef child
I am so sad that we didn't get a shit ton more of these. I still, to this day, reference the Kraken Whistle every chance I get when running a game.
We all want a part two Kugo! I like the Captain and his disdain the best.
This is the first video I have watched, and I love how the animation reminds me of a South Park episode. Favorite character was Malun.
Does anyone know where I can find a recording of this one shot?
This is hilarious! I'm definitely sharing this! Thanks for keeping it PG!
Fantastic to see you are doing more :D Loved this one as well. Looking forward to part 2.
Man these animated stories are so good they deserve way more views
Bake was absolutely bootiful. He was the epitome of what a PC should be and a role model for all
There's now a Chef feat in Tasha's Cauldron of Everything
I'm a simple man. I see D&D story, I subscribe.
I think I need the entire oneshot uploaded. Animated or not, I just wanna watch it ALL.
10/10, I’m probably gonna steal the character of Bake at one point or another.
The first video you made on this channel really got me into DND and I’ve been enjoying it so much! Can’t wait for more uploads Kugo!
I love this, this is the funiest story I have seen and I love the firegenie the most
Please make more! All the characters are great! And the animation is awesome!
Gotta love the Captain, the struggle is real
Sheez man, please more videos lol, just watched both of your videos and i was cramping up so hard, those stories are pure goddamn gold, i am deffinently gonna watch your streams xD
This is the most interesting thing. Imagine if runescape classic had quests like this xD
Thongs?
You mean like the shoe?
Wait... Underwear? A Strip?! WHAT?!
was not expecting that! would love to see more!
The "I wink but my eye doesn't close all the way" had me rolling
Bake is an immortal character in my heart now, thank you
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a bit. Good work
"Do we wanna see part two?" Is that a real question or a statement??? We just got an off the wall EPIC story with two cooks....DAMN RIGHT WE WANT A PART 2, 3, 4, 5, and how every long this baby goes!!!
Yes please another, love the chef and the old wizard from your last video
We absolutley need more
Please please please, I need more of these, please keep going!
Part 2 pls! Really good video :)
i was cry laughing during this session, it was amazing
Just wait until part 2....it gets worse
@@gozirrra you mean better.
I love this video. Really hope you do more!
I'd love a part 2. I feel bad for the poor criminal kidnapping Captain.
The whole "Should I summon the kraken" thing was golden! Had to watch it again.
YES, PART 2! Give me the whole damned campaign, this is fucking amazing.
I took a big bite RIGHT into a cheesy hot pocket when they said “and the aged cheesy stench of that man” and I swear I almost choked and vomited out the hot pocket all at the same time.
This was really well made and very funny. Bravo, my dude! Waiting for part 2!
Please make more!!! These are the best videos ever!!! Especially the last one!
The frog scream almost made me spittake - that was awesome!
Holy jesus- this was hilarious XD thank you for making my day- I'd be glad if u made a part 2 but if ur too busy then that's alright
Didn't realise this was such a small channel :o This was pretty funny my only pet peeve was the sound quality of the players but I'm excited for more videos!
This is amazing. More please
Dm should've said his father was an aspiring chef who sealed away the greatest spice known to man within that amulet
The frog was the best character. They were going to turn him into food and yet he still tried to save the day from the "Kraken"
Definitely want to see part 2. Lol. This is great!
Tons of fun to watch, would love to see tge second part! I think my favorite is probably the frog.
you have like, the best characters ever (assuming youre the dm). this is amazing and i dont care how much time it takes for part 2 ill love it all the rest
ThatCockyBooma He’s not the DM, he was playing ‘Bake’ and in the last episode he was the old man who was having issues down under
Omg that was beautiful!!! I can't even decide who/what was the best part!
YAY!!!! I love these videos, please keep 'em coming
This is like the best way a dnd game goes off the rails
I love how the art is almost close to that animated mister smiley face killer thing.
Damn , that Super Mario RPG music takes me back. Fantastic video