He got the P.E.A.B.R.A.I.N. implant (Pineal Enhancement Attributed to the Brain Running on Advanced Ignorance, Nerd) Basically he's so dumb he loops back around to being smart.
This is fun. Joe and Jameus fill the Tech and Mek hole in my heart. Hope Jameus will be back soon. Also Ohio still exists in 40st millennium. Good to know.
Mortarian would unironically go onto podcasts and social media saying how he would totally own that total chud Jagatai Khan if he were still around . . . “he’s not back right?”- Mortarian
Grills are more of a Terra's thing. Other planets prefer other electric utensils. For example Mars has multiple factories dedicated to production of toasters.
I wonder what itd be like to hangout for a day with all of the Traitor Primarchs (bar Fulgrim and Angron)? I feel like Magnus would be really chill. Like you could actually smoke some Ultramar Kush and have a really good time with the sane/alive ones. Video games with Perty, insightful philosophy with Lorgar, and maybe just watch the Nurglings play with Mortarion.
Peturabo is the sort of guy that would make you play a game you've never played before not tell you any of the moves and then throw an epic tantrum if you beat him.
I have infomation on the location of brother Jamieson or whatever. I think he was last seen on prospero, world of the Iron lads, held at hammer point by Full Get, leader of the fairy foundation for under developed limbs in children with snake bites.
Sharks are capable of electrocereption, this allows them to detect electric impulses in other animals. In praticular Hammerhead sharks have a highly developed electroreception ability allowing them to find prey burried in the sand.
Honestly I'm surprised that Brother Jameus even needed to book sponsors in the first place. Hasn't he heard of the hit new vox game HIVE RAID: SHADOWSPEAR VANGUARD?
I almost thought: holy shit, it's the voice of the emperor, than I remembered its Text to Speech. But it's good that the Tts box of the emperor is not dead.
Talk show was fun, not enough rocks tho... Could've saved Jameus if Joe had a rock to throw at giant, smelly mothman thingy... Empreh knows what's the best rashuns to serve loyal Ogryns, its why he's biggest an bestest boss.
Joe:ok,next is...uhh Jameus:what? Joe:uh... Konrad,ghost looking and bound by a tech priest:... Jameus:UHHHHHHHHH- Joe:what? Jameus:...THATS KONRAD GOD EMPOROR DAMMED CURZE! Remleiz:i should note binding him is draining my friend so can we make this quick? Jameus:...i should have probably fallen to nurgle when i had a chance shouldn't i...fuck.
If GW sponsored fan channels like this one and you guys were given discount codes to hand out, folks like me would be more inclined to buy the miniatures.
Would Mortarion(before heresy) have been friend with an ogryn? For what I know they aren't psychics and an ogryn would never lie or attack a friend or a leader in the back, so mortarion would not feel suspicious of him and could even grow trust in him The scenario is really something to be curious about, or that's what I think at least
We need Joe Ogryn to invite Ghazghkull so they can discuss the conspiracy theories behind Yarrick's death
Yes
on the double, m8 plz
YARRICK DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF
I gotta love how the emperor uses a text to speech device.
it's like that one series, What if the Emperor Had a Talky Box
@@DreadAnonstrange series that one
@@DreadAnon on a serious note anychance you can spill the beans on what text to speech program you used?
@@DreadAnon Hopefully game workshop dont come after you too.
@@DreadAnon please use text to speech emps more
loved his cameo in the tower of babel episode
I would unironically watch a full podcast length video of The Joe Ogryn experience.
I think we all would
Agreed
It might just heal the Imperium
Joe is shockingly intelligent for an ogryn
He got the P.E.A.B.R.A.I.N. implant
(Pineal Enhancement Attributed to the Brain Running on Advanced Ignorance, Nerd)
Basically he's so dumb he loops back around to being smart.
@@DreadAnonthis dude just named a kids next door episode 💀
Some Ogryns are as smart as regular humans, they are just rare.
He's a bonehead
@@goldenfiberwheat238
core memory unlocked. Thank you, brother.
Brother Jameus wouldn't have been kidnapped if he agreed to Joe Ogryns first guest idea since the Emperor showed up a couple hours later
''Primarch of the uhh... *STINKY LADS* ''
I cant lol.
Is that... the Emperor... using a text-to-speech device?
Man, the wave of nostalgia just from that.
Jameus get the video of a bear marking its name in Mortarion's heart
Despite having a gigantic power scythe and an oversized plasma pistol, Mortarion still opts to use an outdated service pistol from the 2nd millennia.
i mean part of his philosophy has always been "if it aint broke, dont fix it", so... totally in character yeah.
Wasn't that a master crafted plasma pistol. I think it's name is lantern
"My Nurgle Mobile"
Thats amazing
It woks.
It breaks.
It gets fixed.
It works again.
Repeat.
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Praise be, the omnisaiah!!
How economically fucked up is the imperium for the god emperor of man himself to advertise a sponsor?
the 41st millennium is sorely lacking in corpo-megaconglomates that rent you your graves when you get killed by the bullets and guns they produce.
Undead Emperors have still got to earn a living.
_In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only the grind._
@@SubOptimate there is only the grilling of hungry gods
He puts gold on eveything, he needs every sponsor he can get.
Man, Big E TTS makes me sad the show is not a thing anymore.
Their new world of darkness stuff is great, but man, I miss 40k.
is it really great...? cause its seems kinda gay imo
@@DCking14682 yeah it is gay as hell
TTS itself is also quite gay, though
@@DCking14682 it has indeed big sodomitic energy.
@@SIGNOR-G The custodes in TTS are among the most violently homoerotic characters in fiction.
@@DCking14682 i'm homophobic and i don't think markus and kitten being gay makes the show bad in any way
This is fun. Joe and Jameus fill the Tech and Mek hole in my heart. Hope Jameus will be back soon.
Also Ohio still exists in 40st millennium. Good to know.
Tech and Mek are canonically on vacation and will be back soonish for their BIGGEST ADVENTURE OF ALL
Awesome!@@DreadAnon
So the emperor did sell those grills. In a way Joe was right (please someone rescue brother Jameus).
It has been 6 months.
Mortarian would unironically go onto podcasts and social media saying how he would totally own that total chud Jagatai Khan if he were still around
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“he’s not back right?”- Mortarian
I take it as offical cannon that Ohio still exists in the 40k universe, ant the entire state is devoted to grill manufacturing
Ohio is now an entire sector, still making the best grills though.
I would’ve thought would’ve been more of a North Carolina thing, but things don’t go to plan in 40k.
Grills are more of a Terra's thing. Other planets prefer other electric utensils. For example Mars has multiple factories dedicated to production of toasters.
I don't think Brother Jameus' rash is going to get any better....
If its a rash strong enough to infect a marine hes screwed 💀💀💀💀
I can't tell you how good it is to hear the robotic yammering of that giant skeleton. Even after all these years.
I find it funny that mortarion complains about everything needing to be organized when Nurgle is the god of consistency.
He is the primarch that inherited most of Big Es love of hypocracy lol
oh boy, the old classic text to speech voice for the emperor, really takes me back.
Mortarion growing another arm with a gun in it would not be lore inaccurate 😂
Good to see the Emperor guest starring on vox casts despite his own being shut down by the Inquisition.
Maan , hearing tts emperor made me smile for a moment.
Hearing his voice again, the Emperor speaks once again....I miss it bros, I miss it so much.
Oh hey, i literally just watched the devil short of this, this is such a great idea for a warhammer series
3:57 Ah s#!t, he packing heat... Foo is gonna spin the block in the name of Nurgle!
ah man I cant believe you got the real voice actor for the emperor from TTS!!
I just realised mortarian has a tiny chainsaw on the end of his scythe
Emperor bless us! 5 mins worth of Joe Ogryn! We eating good corpse starch today.
We making it out of the virus bombed trenches with this one
same voice actor as the tts series for BigE very nice
Good to know that TTS lives on in the community.
unironically make more of these please
The stinky lads is my new favorite legion
The first time i listened to this I thought mortarian said, "All the governmental oversight over these nuts" 😂
I just read some deathguard books too. Love this series
Lords of Silence was great
“fucking mangrate.” Norman Macdonaldius Primarch of the Unlearned.
I'm so happy we have a full joe ogryn episode 😂😂
I want to see many many episodes of Joe Ogryn, this is glorious.
So glad this is becoming a series
The man grates is a throw back. RIP Norm
This is genuinely your best work yet
thank you dread anon, this made my eon
I need more of this, you've definitely earned a sub
The mangrate appearance was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. The man grate saga on Norm’s podcast was absolutely hilarious
as a fan of mortarion admittedly i was kinda worried, but uh, yeah this is mortarion alright.
The deliver "will you shut up man?" Was outstanding
I wonder what itd be like to hangout for a day with all of the Traitor Primarchs (bar Fulgrim and Angron)? I feel like Magnus would be really chill. Like you could actually smoke some Ultramar Kush and have a really good time with the sane/alive ones. Video games with Perty, insightful philosophy with Lorgar, and maybe just watch the Nurglings play with Mortarion.
Or just play with the nurglings and get mauled to death
@@person4436 they'll make you into a living jungle gym first.
Video games with perty until you accidentally slights his ego and he strangles you.
Peturabo is the sort of guy that would make you play a game you've never played before not tell you any of the moves and then throw an epic tantrum if you beat him.
When you get the chance, you should do an episode with Guilliman defending his relationship with an eldar
Cant wait for chaos gods ep
cant wait for episode 2
Please continue making this forever
please make more of these 😂
I have infomation on the location of brother Jamieson or whatever. I think he was last seen on prospero, world of the Iron lads, held at hammer point by Full Get, leader of the fairy foundation for under developed limbs in children with snake bites.
hearing big E like that again reawakened something...
Brother Jameus, get the video of Kaldor Draigo mooning Magnus in a Arbytes restaurant!
🗣️🔥truly one of the experience of all time 🔥🗣️🔥
6 months.....only two left until we got another episode
Now at least 1 months now
Finally we get the Joe podcast!!!
though I do hope there will be more Joe Ogryn podcast. plz
Good Ol Norm reference the Mangrate😂😂😂
Bruh the grill bit at the end killed me 😂
40K/10 i will watch again.
TTS may be gone. But the comunity is testing the waters!
Great use of a slide whistle
Didn't laugh like that for quite some time😂, please invite captain Titus one day.
So much better than JRE
I can't wait for Tech and Mech to appear on this show
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen
Now we only need 900+ episodes, just like the real thing!
Can't wait for the episode where Joe Ogryn smokes that Chaos Boof Pack with the warp ghosts of Horus and Sanguinius.
Sharks are capable of electrocereption, this allows them to detect electric impulses in other animals. In praticular Hammerhead sharks have a highly developed electroreception ability allowing them to find prey burried in the sand.
They are also incredibly smooth to the touch.
it was great to hear tts big E again haha
Honestly I'm surprised that Brother Jameus even needed to book sponsors in the first place. Hasn't he heard of the hit new vox game HIVE RAID: SHADOWSPEAR VANGUARD?
>see a doctor
>not see an apothecary
ONE JOB DREAD!
it’s dreadover 😞
The sticky lads of Nurgly really just kidnapped brother Jameus
Who’d be a Joey Diaz equivalent in 40k?
Kharn
I almost thought: holy shit, it's the voice of the emperor, than I remembered its Text to Speech. But it's good that the Tts box of the emperor is not dead.
Talk show was fun, not enough rocks tho...
Could've saved Jameus if Joe had a rock to throw at giant, smelly mothman thingy...
Empreh knows what's the best rashuns to serve loyal Ogryns, its why he's biggest an bestest boss.
When are we gonna get to see Joe Ogryn watching nature video animal fights while doing his somewhat uncanny impressions of said animals?
We must recover brother jameus!
I can't wait until aliens appear and the first contact event is one of them as a guest on Rogan.
"spotificarius"
It’s voxcast heretic.
-Local technophile.
im baked af and this is hilarious
How dare brother jameus insult my son montarion without me!
Joe'gryn!
Waiting for kitten to be next guest of this podcast
Joe:ok,next is...uhh
Jameus:what?
Joe:uh...
Konrad,ghost looking and bound by a tech priest:...
Jameus:UHHHHHHHHH-
Joe:what?
Jameus:...THATS KONRAD GOD EMPOROR DAMMED CURZE!
Remleiz:i should note binding him is draining my friend so can we make this quick?
Jameus:...i should have probably fallen to nurgle when i had a chance shouldn't i...fuck.
If GW sponsored fan channels like this one and you guys were given discount codes to hand out, folks like me would be more inclined to buy the miniatures.
Man I love those grills 😂
No more flare ups. What do ya think of that?
No more dry meat. What do ya think of that?
I need more
Would Mortarion(before heresy) have been friend with an ogryn? For what I know they aren't psychics and an ogryn would never lie or attack a friend or a leader in the back, so mortarion would not feel suspicious of him and could even grow trust in him
The scenario is really something to be curious about, or that's what I think at least
A Mangrate... is that some kind of Slaaneshii cleanser?
GOD MORE OF THIS PLEASE LMAO
Vampyr OST appreciated
HOLY SHIT FINALLY
I wish that was a real sponsorship, haha.
Damn not even the Techno Barbarians could get rid of Ohio
"Always Live....."
Yeah, about that......
now i miss tts
This rocks