I mean, whats more to sell about them? They're funneh Ratmen who can turn a dime between over-the-top and scary, Who practice in magic, mad science , funneh rocks, and legalizing nuclear bombs. They kind of are just...perfect?
Thanquol has the wrong idea. In order to cause muscle adaptation, you must confuse the muscle by magically transforming into a brettonian peasant before rep-maxing.
Earlier: talks to cute pet rat. "Oh, my cute little squeaker. Mommy and daddy need to go on vacation but this nice Tech Priest says he will care for you." Later after vacation. "WHAT did you do to Squeaker?!!!! " Tech Priest: "Self improvement. Please sign the release so your former pet may now serve the Imperium. "
“You must kiss the homie-fellas goodnight!” Never thought I’d ever hear that phrase, much less with such testosterone-laden conviction, nor that I’d find it so entertaining! Well done! 🤣
Unironically I’m seeing a lot of other guys out here improving their looks and mental state. Of this keep up there’s gonna be olympians walking everywhere lol 😂
I like how the other Skaven presumably took a moment to think about how female Skaven are treated (spoiler: It's not pretty) and STILL decided it was less morally dubious than hanging out with little boys in their underwear
Happy new year! New year was about 2 hours ago in Denmark at the time of writing this, so you americans and canadians and so on might be a bit behind on that, still i wish you a good 2024!
Actually, rat-lord they're called trap-things, and they're far superior-great to regular Broodmothers. In fact, Broodmothers don't even arouse-do it for me anymore-more. The idea-concept of overpowering a failed Verminlord with your superior rat-masculinity is far more good-appealing than the regular ol' T and A. Apologies-sorry, my Verminlord, but I searched-Googled it and I found it's only 2.19% gay, so don't volunteer-sign me up for any LGBT support groups. I am completely hetero-straight.
Strategy? More like Rategy ha ha :)
Sounds very cheese-y.
I always preferred the idea that Rat Ogres are just Skaven who hit the gym instead of their official lore fluffs.
What about Stormfiend?
Same as rat ogers just with weapons @@ZetsubouGintama
@@ZetsubouGintamamostly the same but they’re also American.
@@ZetsubouGintama dudes that hit the gym and carry their nerdy friends in the back
what's their official lote fluff? also, doesn't "fluff" mean it's not official?
Skaven was so out of pocket he got his homie speaking normal 🐀💀
lmao the "Skaven drop the lingo-speak out of shock" is literally my favorite 40K gags
@@rockyroland5808 >skaven
>40k
@@ferdinand5223a man can dream
@@ferdinand5223 It's a large universe out there...
A man can dream...
@@DJ-fb9cfGo look up the 3rd edition depiction of a Hrud.
“‘Squeaka’ is fine-acceptable, but even a brown-fur like me-myself would never use the ‘Harsh-Hard R.’ It’s too dangerous-powerful.”
"Squeaker please"
@@DARKthenoblequentin ta-rat-ino movies
@@FreekymohoDead Squeaker Storage
@@Freekymohoratantino is the film-video director-maker
✊🏾 mad respect-honour my fellow brown-wood colored Squeagga.
"And-Rat Tate" THAT is absolute Gold XD
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤑😚😚
Skaven are hilarious and you will quote everything they say.
Skaven are hilarious-funny and I will quote-quote everything they say-speak.
@@theacecase6690
What a great-amazing comment, rat-rat
@@L_T31I agree-share you’re thoughts-opinion yes-yes
Squeaka, you correct-right.
*Yes Yes!*
I love how at the end the skaven just gave up double speak
double squeak
You've done more to sell Skaven as an entertaining faction than GW has in the past ten years.
*TRUTH*
I mean, whats more to sell about them?
They're funneh Ratmen who can turn a dime between over-the-top and scary,
Who practice in magic, mad science , funneh rocks, and legalizing nuclear bombs.
They kind of are just...perfect?
Skaven are literally my favorite fantasy race.
@Mekboy_ComputerMonster it's also a bonus that they're kinda cute, and they talk funny
4th will be our time!
Thanquol has the wrong idea. In order to cause muscle adaptation, you must confuse the muscle by magically transforming into a brettonian peasant before rep-maxing.
These lads can turn Chaos Wastes into fertile grounds. They're a great example for min-maxers
Right babe
Imagine humans go extinct and this is what we leave behind for aliens
They'd think us Skaven surly
We should go a step further and make a golden disc to send into space.
Technically all human comedy would just be one big inside joke technically to them😂
That’s the plan.
@@dankdaze42069technically
‘Andrat Tate’ made me spit out my warpstone.
0:03 "My normal calm had been... *compromised."* - Settra probably
*...Oh boy.*
"I was something beyond furious"
"AND HANG OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR"
*A "completely" unassociated picture of Adin Ross hanging out with Andrew tate*
Earlier: talks to cute pet rat. "Oh, my cute little squeaker. Mommy and daddy need to go on vacation but this nice Tech Priest says he will care for you." Later after vacation. "WHAT did you do to Squeaker?!!!! " Tech Priest: "Self improvement. Please sign the release so your former pet may now serve the Imperium. "
“You must kiss the homie-fellas goodnight!”
Never thought I’d ever hear that phrase, much less with such testosterone-laden conviction, nor that I’d find it so entertaining! Well done! 🤣
He missed the chance to call them Dankquol and Bongripper again 😢
I’m glad the witch hunters and empire as a whole protect minors
Anytime Dread uploads one of these “super sigma male” parodies, it never disappoints in making me laugh.
This video is even funnier when you remember that in a short story Thanquol "becomes" Boneripper for a while...
Just a friendly-simple reminder - skaven call-name all women "breeders".
Plot twist Tate and Epste1n had a side hustle trafficking Skaven!
They are the fantasy versions of Daemoncabulas
Based rat grindset right there!
Never search what happens to female skaven
I like it how the word "squeaka" is becoming the n word for skaven.
Dreadanon posting his best video for 2024 immediately as it starts god bless
I am excited-glad DreadAnon has released-posted another video, yes! Yes!
I Like how the ruined dwellings behind the skaven had Louis Vuitton on the boarded up windows 😂
skaven is my favorite because of these series
Thanquol truly is the best student from Ratstlers university, i am proud of him💅
[ Lust provoking image ]
Does warpstone hurt-hurt-kill your gains?
NOBODY EXPECTS THE TILEAN INQUISITION
ever since I was prescribed medical herb, I have been more and more invested in the skaven boof saga
Impossible! SETTRA DOES NOT ROLL!
Absolutely unhinged. I love it
Skavendom has fallen. Millions must summon the horned rat
The superior warhammer species 😎.
Edit: Damn bro is out of pocket at the end 💀
Oney saying “Soylent” in the background will never not be funny to me
The implication of there being a Skaven equivalent to Andrew Tate astounds me. Bro boutta be the one Fantasy character evil enough to fit in with 40k
I imagine him as drukhari actually
Andrat Tate would be a naked molerat with a moustache.
God Bless you DreadAnon.
Have a Happy New Year fellas!
0:53 Sigmar Gigarat huh? He worship Hammer He-Man now.
i fucking lost it at 23 hours of sleep. i love your work
Surface dwellers live out their boring surface lives.
Meanwhile Skaven out here getting every gain in the old world.
Well, that went places I was not expecting.
What a way to finish 2023! If anything this made my whole year!
Every single one of your Skaven Memes is just *chefs kiss*
This is first thing that made me laugh this year.
Talk about self improvment. Sudenly becomes gay. Yeah, that's /fit/, allright.
"Andrat Tate" killed me
the voices are so funny lmao, so well done
Something somethging... 23 hours of sleep a day... something something... Ok i think i can manage that.
HOMOMAXXING 😭😭😭
This is why the Lizardmen are the real heroes and kill every skaven on sight.
Unironically I’m seeing a lot of other guys out here improving their looks and mental state. Of this keep up there’s gonna be olympians walking everywhere lol 😂
Bro the natty twinkmode BF… I guess I see where sigmas are coming from now
I am shocked that line is not being mentioned more it's fucking hilarious
I swear I'm gay as a self improvement strategy
Skaven are the perfect analogue for the Sigmar male grind set
SqueakERS
This went in radically different direction from my expectations but it's much better for it.
Skaven betrayed the horned rat to follow that Sigmar grindset. And that is why the Empire endures.
Greetings from Altdorf
First TH-cam Video I’ve liked this year. Keep up the the good content Anon. Happy New Years
Homies over hos
"no cap-lie" goes kinda hard ngl
This among lion el'jonson tax evasion is your best work up to date.
What colour is your doomwheel cracked me 💀🐀
“Squeaka, you are gay!” I freaking can’t 😂
I felt like I was in a fever dream while watching this
AoE skaven feel like they vape instead of passing the unholy boof
Just watched this entire video at work by myself, all I'm gonna say is, Nice
BOONDOCKS SCREENSHOT
and in the next seen you can see Trot giving avay free samples of warpstone for first time users
That was the strongest intro to a video I have seen in a long time
Iz donno if Iz gonna be cancelled fo dis, but in da worz of da furry gitz: "Squeaka pleaze"!
I can translate this comment to English
@@Lt.ArloMek Dat'd bee apreshiated.
I have a toddler who likes to shout lines from these. I may keep him away from this one.
2:07 a 🐀 of culture-knowledge, I look-see !
Ikit Claw needs information-knowledge for new experiment-trials.
0:44 the random oneyplays cameo brings me life
The Skaven ratted (heh) Thanqual to the Order
I like how the other Skaven presumably took a moment to think about how female Skaven are treated (spoiler: It's not pretty) and STILL decided it was less morally dubious than hanging out with little boys in their underwear
Happy new years Dreadanon
You know this is good shit when it works equally well as Warhammer shitposting or as biting modern satire.
0:46 dreadanon is oneyplays pilled
my humour is slowly devolving into repeating oneyplays quotes and i'm NOT ashamed
@@DreadAnon I’ve become so autistic that oneyplays quotes are just like Tourette’s ticks for me at this point I need to be euthanized
Yes, yes give me more all videos of da BOOF skunk. Require collab partnership with COLAWS and Amerikaner yes yes.
but but rat-sweaker, if you tell-tell the longhouse more normy-folks will mock-laugh at the concept-idea
Since almost 10 months Thanquol has been in the longhouse prison 😢
0:32 That must be Kirill Tereshin. He is Russian, so kinda like Kislevite.
This is my brainrot
The Tate thing was spot on !
that selfimprovement skaven can also be a boss from the story mode weightlifting 17neutron stars is something primarch must do
Happy new year! New year was about 2 hours ago in Denmark at the time of writing this, so you americans and canadians and so on might be a bit behind on that, still i wish you a good 2024!
That rat improved so much he started sounding -ork- bri'ish 🧐
Like those Squatting Kislevites squeakas" I get that joke 😂😂
Poor Thanquol. Trying to imitate Gotrek’s routine.
What acid trip of a meme is this? 😂😂
"Homies over hos, homies over hos, homies over hos."
this was a journey
The grindset has fallen. Millions must skip leg day.
Happy new year dread
“Uh… How long have you stood-been there”
“Oh, you know… Somewhere between 2 and 3, maybe.”
“2 and 3 what-what?”
Actually, rat-lord they're called trap-things, and they're far superior-great to regular Broodmothers. In fact, Broodmothers don't even arouse-do it for me anymore-more. The idea-concept of overpowering a failed Verminlord with your superior rat-masculinity is far more good-appealing than the regular ol' T and A. Apologies-sorry, my Verminlord, but I searched-Googled it and I found it's only 2.19% gay, so don't volunteer-sign me up for any LGBT support groups. I am completely hetero-straight.
it's over, Skavens have fallen, billions must die
Andrat Tate lmfao
That was a whiplash of emotions
And this is why Skaven is Best-Superior.
Amazing
And you topped yourself again, holy shit.