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  • @amnottabs
    @amnottabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9093

    watching a grown man fighting a clear case to get his ipod back and almost getting hurt in the process is peak Dankpods content

  • @thegingergamer476
    @thegingergamer476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4998

    “It’s like digging up your dog after 10 years just to see him again.”
    Seriously Daddy Dank, I don’t think people do that outside Australia.

    • @RERM001
      @RERM001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      That's 'straya 4 U

    • @psgamer-il2pt
      @psgamer-il2pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Yeah I don't think anyone inside Australia does that either

    • @yvtiwari
      @yvtiwari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      “Daddy Dank” lol

    • @mrblueflu2378
      @mrblueflu2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      daddy dank

    • @kaijucreeper1212
      @kaijucreeper1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No one does that inside or outside of Australia

  • @Httod
    @Httod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    I love how fast the “stinky names” just runs faster almost every video

    • @colinkasteleijn
      @colinkasteleijn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      There's more stinky names every video, I'm not waiting 10 minutes for every stinky name to scroll past

    • @L0RDK3Y
      @L0RDK3Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@colinkasteleijn g j

    • @chairgaming1997
      @chairgaming1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There is more constantly being added

    • @YourTypicalMental
      @YourTypicalMental 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I checked his number of people on his Patreon two days ago and just now, and it literally jumped up by a thousand.
      Even if all of them are at the $1 tier and half of that went to taxes, Dank is more then supporting himself with his videos.

    • @motherofpea4rll
      @motherofpea4rll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YourTypicalMental I realized that too. Dude is loaded 💰 💰💰💰💰

  • @radioactiveraptor1011
    @radioactiveraptor1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    I actually unironically LOVE the Iguy, it’s such a silly accessory.

  • @nadanope6376
    @nadanope6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    Build a Bluetooth receiver into the Sony bean, so that you can hook it up to your Samsung beans.
    It'll be a family of musical beans

  • @marcusferro7588
    @marcusferro7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    I can’t believe an Australian guy talking about things related to sound would get me this hooked, his stupid charm is impeccable

    • @lop1652
      @lop1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Dude invested his skill points into Speech.

    • @dorkpool768
      @dorkpool768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i agree this man is one the most entertaining channels imo

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It ain't just sound, mate. It's FOOKING MOOSIC, AY

    • @TheNintendo12
      @TheNintendo12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its the same vibes as ashens imo

    • @thefeline6569
      @thefeline6569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what sucked me into this: the 2TB iPod, and the modding iPods (he makes me want to get one myself and mod them) , garbage time, and the most inportant thing: the hoard of nugget-spec mp3 players he has. I even named my hotspot "The Dank Hotspot"

  • @citruslamb9644
    @citruslamb9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3868

    The iGuy exudes an energy that I've never experienced before. What an absolute lad.

    • @NtdoMac
      @NtdoMac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      iNeed The iGuy.

    • @yorgeabouttstudio
      @yorgeabouttstudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FACTS 🙏

    • @ProshipAshton
      @ProshipAshton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lmao i had a iguy case for my old ipad mini

    • @LShaver947
      @LShaver947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LatteWiiU what

    • @deamonsead
      @deamonsead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      for a split second i forgot the accessory was called the iGuy and i thought u were talking about dankpods and i was still like "yeah he really does"

  • @Colorsfulls
    @Colorsfulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Dank: "I gotta be careful, its vintage"
    Every single box: *chuckles* "Im going to die"

  • @Thanatos2996
    @Thanatos2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    10:20 all sweepstakes in the US have a non-purchase option, usually you can order entries by mail. Without that option, the sweepstakes legally becomes a lottery.

    • @SharpForceTrauma
      @SharpForceTrauma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, and gambling is technically illegal.
      I do recall it being quite difficult to enter without purchasing for some trip to the Bahamas once.

    • @PaulFisher
      @PaulFisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Often they have requirements that your entry be handwritten and individually stamped, so that you can’t print out a stack of note cards, shove them in an envelope, and go to town.

    • @Thanatos2996
      @Thanatos2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PaulFisher yeah, they don't want anyone actually using the option, so forcing you to spend as much time and as much on postage to enter as they get away with makes sense. They only do it at all because otherwise sweepstakes for buying products would be extremely illegal.

    • @Lumis_The_Lucario
      @Lumis_The_Lucario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SharpForceTrauma depends where you live. For example in North dakota gambling g is technically illegal. But thay get around this by having all the casinos on Indian reservations. This is why some are considering on droping that ban vecuse that's a loss of income. Another way(mostly bars) some get around this is to have non cash prizes cause that's for some reson legal

    • @IRandomness
      @IRandomness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      12:38 bollocks

  • @plane216
    @plane216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    "Look, now it's a modern Bethesda game." I'm dead.

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rest in peace.

    • @zombiefinatic7033
      @zombiefinatic7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair thats an insult to that fugly Ipod trash comparing it to a bugthesda game

    • @lenadams854
      @lenadams854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zombiefinatic7033 bethesda... I remeber fallout on it

    • @zombiefinatic7033
      @zombiefinatic7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lenadams854 Fallout 3 was okay, a personal favorite, but all on all ehh especially the story. Other bugthesda ""fallouts"" dont get me started lol

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bethesda has had a fallout of good games recently, they just release it and pray the modders patch it up, and they always do. At this point modding is almost needed to get the full experience

  • @fml6991
    @fml6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    “It’s like digging up your dog after 10 years just to see him again.”
    excuse me... w h a t

  • @damians8969
    @damians8969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "Action Jacket" is a great euphemism for a condom.

    • @TheOfficialSJCProductions
      @TheOfficialSJCProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Action Jack-it.

    • @BloominFleury29
      @BloominFleury29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There will always be ones in the comments.. sigh

    • @KRONIXTHEMAN
      @KRONIXTHEMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChaseMC215 Most clever comment I have seen in a while

    • @luk_143
      @luk_143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BloominFleury29 What do you expect? It’s a battlefield over here. *guns shooting* 10-4! Ten fou- *dies*

  • @yoshaboy6737
    @yoshaboy6737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3406

    God has blessed us with recommending the raycon video and now we have found a diamond in the rough of online entertainment

    • @holacomo6581
      @holacomo6581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      first comment

    • @novemberblue4716
      @novemberblue4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oh I’m not the only one hahaha

    • @NBazure
      @NBazure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      How did you know... Like, literally
      First i got recommended the raycon vid and then the rest is history!

    • @annabelle6197
      @annabelle6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf yea

    • @cooldude-jb3gx
      @cooldude-jb3gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ain't Much Of A Rough Diamond Anymore, Mate. At The Time Of Posting, He Is At 906k Subs.

  • @PessiArts
    @PessiArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    I laughed with tears in my eyes through the whole iGuy part. I still can't believe someone has actually designed absolute garbage like this. Almost as if it was solely made to be reviewed and roasted in its ridiculousness by DankPods.

    • @8ullfrog
      @8ullfrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I worked at a store that "sold" them. No one bought the iGuy. That hinge design on those crap rubber cases gave out at the hinge. Thankfully speck wised up and started making hard plastic cases.

    • @PessiArts
      @PessiArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Evil Pimp You think those big companies would have already gotten enough? They will continue to push crap like this out as long as there are natural resources and people to exploit. The "fun gimmick" just changes its form.

    • @azaliapatisseries4412
      @azaliapatisseries4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@8ullfrog the iguy looks like an amogus

    • @meow_meow_J
      @meow_meow_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they are time travelers, and they knew that DankPods was going to review them, this is the only credible explanation, there are no other explanations, honestly there aren’t, just ignore the 348 other explanations.

    • @spamcan9208
      @spamcan9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lost it and had to pause at the "RAWWRR" with flailing arms part. I've been up all night watching his videos and laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. When you're sleep deprived everything funny is magnified.

  • @ericwashington960
    @ericwashington960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    I love when he finds a product that's so terrible it just makes him start screaming eww eww ewwww

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The visceral *"EEEUUWWWWW"* 's are one of my favourite DankPods mainstays.

    • @adamszuszkiewicz1709
      @adamszuszkiewicz1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "and to your right is an Australian male. Having seen a massive tatter of a plastic nub, it releases a blood curdling screech"

    • @amrowestt
      @amrowestt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he goes UEAAAGHHH EWWWWW

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      also when he finds the most insignificant stain of filth

  • @wobbles478
    @wobbles478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    6:50 Right when you said “Nobody tell the police” I heard sirens in my neighborhood

  • @Unheardhat
    @Unheardhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    “T-pose, look now it’s a modern Bethesda Game”
    Best joke ever

    • @tylerisadumb
      @tylerisadumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nah that's just a Bethesda game in general.

    • @N-V_Plushie_Lover
      @N-V_Plushie_Lover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YEPP

    • @saturniunyttech679
      @saturniunyttech679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@N-V_Plushie_Lover "now son, what's wring with your Samsung YEPP"

    • @BlakeKDM
      @BlakeKDM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@saturniunyttech679 it even comes with its original YEPP phones

    • @saturniunyttech679
      @saturniunyttech679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BlakeKDM yeah but dad, it looks like a space potato. And everyone at school makes fun of me and goes "hey look it's the space potato farmer".

  • @anonymousarsonist9653
    @anonymousarsonist9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    “HIS HEAVY ASS HANGING OUT” -Dankpods 2021

  • @naylafiska2698
    @naylafiska2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    It gives me unconditional joy that his list of patron members grow with each video he releases

    • @ньянкэт
      @ньянкэт 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ok

    • @rockettaco
      @rockettaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He really does deserve it

    • @Markyparky56
      @Markyparky56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He's just passed 25k patrons, the list only includes the "legendary" £8 tier patrons.

    • @mrxtomr958
      @mrxtomr958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ньянкэт ok

    • @DoctorHero
      @DoctorHero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah I'm a patron and the After Shows are definitely worth $1 a month!

  • @Nerf1925
    @Nerf1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    12:38 is probably the best Aussie laugh I’ll ever hear

    • @latiendadepaikawaii
      @latiendadepaikawaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh- *wheeze* HAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAE

    • @CrownAngelHere
      @CrownAngelHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@latiendadepaikawaii Its got an ass on it! Hahahahaha!

  • @danielyaseen
    @danielyaseen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Alternative title: Australian man resisting the urge to 1 grit stupid iPod accessories.

    • @ipaqmaster
      @ipaqmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Must not.. grit.. immediately" killed me lmao

    • @DeportedRussian
      @DeportedRussian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ipaqmaster lol

    • @kain0m
      @kain0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He resisted... Most of the time.

    • @danielyaseen
      @danielyaseen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @k0rrup73d2
    @k0rrup73d2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    as soon as Dank started panicking tryin to get his IPod from the Disco case, the first thought i thought was Panic at the Disco

    • @EmiFoz
      @EmiFoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha, I've never seen such a good mishearing with my favourite band

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hate you for the pun... but admiting it was a pretty smart one.
      i clap my ass cheeks for it.

    • @g4mmalotus937
      @g4mmalotus937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panic in the Disko

  • @starinq
    @starinq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "Can you believe nobody bought this?"
    Words of wisdom.

    • @dead_bread3875
      @dead_bread3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should he trademark It is in that packaging nobody likes™️

    • @mce1159
      @mce1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes

    • @ivanl.y.272
      @ivanl.y.272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to say that I... would... like... this... on a shirt... But I don't want bots to illegally reproduce this on a shirt, so I said it like that, hope it works

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "it's like dad's footy shorts, cut in to a case"
    Stuff like that is why I love this channel, the unapologetically aussie jokes. Makes me feel special for being Aussie

  • @loganiushere
    @loganiushere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "aww my pkcell"
    -DankPods, all years after 2020.

  • @binglese
    @binglese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "Video iPod ready"
    That's more than I want from my offspring.

  • @pixeldaisies
    @pixeldaisies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "Oh my pkcell" honestly cracks me up every time

  • @A_Rose_OC
    @A_Rose_OC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My grandma used the ihealth thing with her iPad. She did legitimately use it since she had blood pressure issues. Did it twice a day just to make sure she was doing alright, and it did legitimately catch her once or twice with an abnormal blood pressure and we went to the hospital. Even though I agree it's an absurd product, that thing may have been a legitimate life saver

  • @HalianTheProtogen
    @HalianTheProtogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    10:25 The free entry method is required by law in the US, as it's illegal here to require a purchase to enter a sweepstakes.

  • @munichl2
    @munichl2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    DankPods: doesn’t test the iHealth
    Me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @SliceJosiah
      @SliceJosiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @germaineliew2012
      @germaineliew2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder if it's because it needs an app that you can't get anymore...

    • @Lexan_YT
      @Lexan_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you can't get the app anymore, he explained that

    • @munichl2
      @munichl2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lexan_YT disappointed nonetheless ;)

  • @mads145c
    @mads145c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    You and Frank have inspired me to get myself a snake so after some research on how to keep them properly I am now a proud owner of a beautiful ball python. She is 12 years old already and she used to be a model snake(she got taken pictures with models) and I have called her Chilli witch fits with my cats name Vanilla 😻🐍

    • @conniewilliamson973
      @conniewilliamson973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My sister has a ball python, they're beautiful.

  • @tomorrow5774
    @tomorrow5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    16:11 "Look it's a modern Betheda game"
    WHEEZE

  • @MA-naconitor
    @MA-naconitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    8:42 DUDE my techy math teather pulled out his iPhone and did this in 2009. You just gave me a massive nostalgia trip.

    • @ellepalmer
      @ellepalmer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i actually had this app. i was like 11 years old. my parents were not amused.

  • @skylarshoemaker77
    @skylarshoemaker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I didn’t know DankPods screaming “ARSE” was something I needed in my life

  • @TheTotallyRandomGuy
    @TheTotallyRandomGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    DankPods has a whole family of Pukcells, one of his most prized possessions.

    • @Addo666
      @Addo666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a damn Pukcell

    • @SliceJosiah
      @SliceJosiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Addo666 exactly

    • @SliceJosiah
      @SliceJosiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I thought that was obvious

    • @mymateroog42
      @mymateroog42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pksession maybe

    • @TheTotallyRandomGuy
      @TheTotallyRandomGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Addo666 I have committed a crime, I have misspelled Pukcell

  • @bobbler42
    @bobbler42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My brother decided to buy “iPod armour” for his first c. 2005. Chunky metal box that was practically indestructible per the marketing. Only problem was it was only available for the previous model to the one he bought, so it didn’t line up with the headphone or data port, and it rattled around wherever he took it. And had the row of four buttons embossed into the exterior,which they removed from that model.
    If you’re in a situation where someone is shooting at you, you may have problems other than protecting your mo3 player.

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well then you can use your 3rd gen iPod as throwable shield

    • @bobbler42
      @bobbler42 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tylern6420 „this week on „mythbusters episodes that would deffo have killed the hosts“, Adam takes on a Seal team armed only with an apple peripheral…“

  • @EmilyTestAccount
    @EmilyTestAccount 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "My favorite SJ story from my brother while he was working at the Palo Alto Apple Store. Jobs came in with his daughter who had done something to her disk drive on her iMac G4. They came to visit the Genius bar (yes, he made his daughter go to the Genius Bar. She stuck something in her computer to break it so it was her responsibility to get it fixed). As the waited, Steve was perusing the accessory wall and deep in thought blurted out, in front of employees and customers standing around him: "Griffin makes SUCH SHIT". Then turned around and walked to the Genius bar."

  • @Dontworryaboutit961
    @Dontworryaboutit961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    We need more Frank. She’s beautiful

  • @YurinovichDornburg
    @YurinovichDornburg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Me: looks like every character shape on animation
    brain: *amog-*

  • @AnonDrewT
    @AnonDrewT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love the fact that the Disko and iGuy are made by two of some of the top iDevice accessory makers today. Griffin and Speck are still making cases (much more professional ones) and other accessories.

  • @Fat-Jim
    @Fat-Jim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Just when I thought I had run out of stuff to cure my boredom, Daddy Dank Delivers.

    • @dead_bread3875
      @dead_bread3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weird that you called him daddy but he delivered a great video

    • @deafultuser0
      @deafultuser0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow he cured my boredom too

    • @Napert
      @Napert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _Daddy~_

    • @Fat-Jim
      @Fat-Jim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dead_bread3875 weird that you don’t

  • @marcusferro7588
    @marcusferro7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    ‘Ah I got to be careful, it’s a collectible’
    *immediately destroys the casing*

    • @wasolaso1840
      @wasolaso1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This never gets old

  • @harukazeker7039
    @harukazeker7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Belkin used to do nice things, ya know?"
    I know man, at 2010's they had some top quality but it seems they returned to their origins.

  • @Dem0nicT0aster
    @Dem0nicT0aster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Hey it's a modern Bethesda game"
    Suddenly feel like I was the one punched.

  • @confetticoffin
    @confetticoffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    12:12 ipodus

  • @RomeroAnchovy
    @RomeroAnchovy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "My Ipod's trapped at the disco" Sounds like a #1 summer banger there.

  • @melonenstrauch1306
    @melonenstrauch1306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    AMOGUS POD
    AMOGUS POD

    • @Kaan._G
      @Kaan._G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Thumbnail = AMOGUS

    • @ardnin
      @ardnin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      thank god I'm not the only one seeing it

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The ipod is sus

    • @theprocrastinator6813
      @theprocrastinator6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AMOGUS

    • @SHUTENSEPC
      @SHUTENSEPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AMOHUS

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "An adult duck can fit in the empty space"
    feels like a wikihow article step.
    You aussies never seem to amaze me with your humor its so damn good

  • @masterlasheron
    @masterlasheron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4029

    i S u s

    • @mpyl
      @mpyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      sussy

    • @demonika4214
      @demonika4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      no

    • @objectful1975
      @objectful1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      please it's been 3 months

    • @rymi208
      @rymi208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Sussy baka

    • @alfarizi2179
      @alfarizi2179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dogass

  • @englishteatime5205
    @englishteatime5205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I busted out laughing when you explained the 1 Grit. Been watching faithfully for at least a year & never made the connection. You always lift the mood, the irreverence is sublime. Thank you 🙏🏼

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This is, by far, the greatest episode I've seen. Then again, every episode Dankpods makes is amazing. Even the not so good ones, they're great too!

  • @MarbleFox162
    @MarbleFox162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:36 When I was being annoying, my mom would call me by my brothers name, and if I was unbelievably annoying, my mom would call me by my uncles name. And there you go. Information you don’t need.

  • @arsen_sem5762
    @arsen_sem5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I need a “Aw my pkcell” compilation

    • @luheartswarm4573
      @luheartswarm4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      there actually is

    • @Doublejeebus
      @Doublejeebus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this, but it's every "aw my pkcell" playing at the same time on one screen, and it's a cacophonous mess of Dank voices until they all sync up at that precious moment.

    • @unliving_ball_of_gas
      @unliving_ball_of_gas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Doublejeebus *LINK*

  • @dingodash4096
    @dingodash4096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Finally I get the 1 Grit pun, and couldn't stop laghing my butt off at the IGuy part.

  • @lawnmowerdude
    @lawnmowerdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The catch phrase for this channel is
    “Can you believe no one bought this?!”

    • @jodiac
      @jodiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Id like to think his catchphrase is “Ahhh my pkcell!”

    • @magicianstuff
      @magicianstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "The" should be "a" lol. He's got a hundred catchphrases by now

    • @hardlyme779
      @hardlyme779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jodiac exactly what I thought. He puts such sympathy towards it when it falls, it's adorable really.

    • @TMGvibin5196
      @TMGvibin5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Huh duh six hungeos by ol mate senny, sen etc

    • @Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon
      @Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or "ah, my pkcell"

  • @hhs_leviathan
    @hhs_leviathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It's embarrassing how long I was laughing at the "I want my baby bats" bit X'D

  • @chadchaddington9886
    @chadchaddington9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I was In the middle of an interesting WW2 documentary. Shame, it had to wait.

    • @falloutbruh
      @falloutbruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the war was temporary, dank is forever.

    • @outsider1305
      @outsider1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *dank is forever*

    • @streax8885
      @streax8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh about what was that documentary?

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@streax8885 WW2

    • @KPK_311
      @KPK_311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@falloutbruh John.5.27.21

  • @OysterBoyo
    @OysterBoyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My man, thanks for what you do, I have a medical condition that destroyed my life and I barely laugh, but every video you put out makes me laugh so hard, no matter how many times I watch those videos, you're a TH-cam treasure.

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    He’s learning to control the one grit instinct

    • @marshmardgames9884
      @marshmardgames9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it’s getting worse considering he almost used it before even testing the thing

  • @jordysrevenge
    @jordysrevenge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:12 i LOST it at the “handsome boi” you sound like a grandma calling her grandson handsome and it’s a fugly cardboard ipod thing 🤣

  • @combustible7267
    @combustible7267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for that

  • @brokenstyli
    @brokenstyli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:15 - in some of these manufacturers' defense, around 2001-2006, it really was the wild west... TRS and TRRS jacks often created static if you mixed them up because of their grounds, and early USB 1.1-2.0 didn't have consistent power delivery, some electronics literally couldn't be trickle-powered and required external AC plugs, and some accessories required a STUPID amount of power that if even if you plugged them in today in a normal USB 2.0 or 3.X ports (with or without a dongle) it wouldn't power the device
    10:15 - and in the US, there are literal laws about sweepstakes where you aren't allowed to force people to pay to win, all sweepstakes must allow write-ins, and be accompanied by a write-in disclaimer
    11:45 - and the wasteful packaging is actually packaging from another manufacturer that was sitting a warehouse unused, that was repurposed for a new product... so technically, it's not wasted, the first manufacturer wasted it, and the new owner repurposed it...

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your 1st part of the comment reminds me that indeed iPhone/iPod USB chargers didn't use (do they now?) USB charging protocol pinout - the data pins shorted to each other but independent of anything else.
      Apple stuff used some weird combinations of resistors to ground on the data pins or such to signal the USB charger's power output and so on.

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2nd paragraph: then why are lootboxes legal? Or garbage pay to win games?

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xXRealXx to answer that: legally speaking, the games aren't requiring you to pay for anything. It's a choice that can increase the game play experience, and are considered optional. Therefore, they're very much legally sound.

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rambbler but there are games where if you don't pay you literally cannot progress because the free items suck so much or just can't progress because the game doesn't let you progress.
      I was asking if lootboxed are illegal because they are in games that children under 18 can play

  • @jaronhodgson9120
    @jaronhodgson9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    the thumbnail might be even more cursed then the duck dock

  • @Blacksmith52
    @Blacksmith52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:30 imagine your docotor pulls THAT out at your checkup XD

  • @DevonLadd
    @DevonLadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    14:25 thats actually how I found this channel back in the day, I just looked up 1 grit sandpaper to see if anyone made the joke XP

    • @ayetimes2
      @ayetimes2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about 7?

  • @tylerstoltzfus933
    @tylerstoltzfus933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I love how the disco box literally says "shake to activate" Nice going Daddy Dank

    • @akivuppalanchi7368
      @akivuppalanchi7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yh I noticed that as well

    • @davo100089
      @davo100089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came here to say this 😄

    • @StrawberryServal
      @StrawberryServal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Daddy Dank"

    • @cubbiefn
      @cubbiefn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think 1 grit shook it plenty and it still didn't light up. That thang was dead for sure.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, so a "shake to activate" case for a device with a HARD DRIVE in it. Brillant!

  • @drftr6073
    @drftr6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    i tore my ass apart laughing when the impostor case came on holy shit

    • @PixusPanic
      @PixusPanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oddly prophetic considering what happened in the video.

    • @darlenedillon2631
      @darlenedillon2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry what?

  • @NateAllDay
    @NateAllDay 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:54 Super late correction: Nintendo was actually the first to abandon the headphone jack (i.e remove it from a product line that usually had it) with the GBA SP.

  • @foundatlantis
    @foundatlantis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    ITS GOT AN ARSE ON IT LMAOOOO absolutely howling at this

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I'm sad Danky didn't say "nah-noh" when saying Nano

    • @trirahmat5384
      @trirahmat5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And "shoo fleh" for shuffle

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      na-no

  • @willthigpen4889
    @willthigpen4889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's not a dankpods video without me attempting to clean my phone screen 4 times before realizing its just the iPad.

  • @ntgonza87
    @ntgonza87 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:06 THE "HAE" I CANT 💀

  • @infernox1099
    @infernox1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Now that you have a ring camera on frank, you can just have a 24 hour livestream where we can watch the still image called frank.

  • @wandererzariq
    @wandererzariq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "oh look now it's a modern bethesda game"
    don't do him dirty like that at least he was functional on release

  • @стфу-н4о
    @стфу-н4о 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I’ve been waiting all day for this

  • @mistyeyes204
    @mistyeyes204 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:56 Ah yes, i love opening up my lower back before taking a dump.

  • @insainllama
    @insainllama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I can imagine someone walking into his warehouse and just seeing a grown adult playing with his iGuy.

  • @ClassicRides13
    @ClassicRides13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    13:24 It does actually look like Voldemort

  • @crepze2174
    @crepze2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    12:02 AMUGUS

  • @mathei2592
    @mathei2592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:31 seeing a box that big for something that small is like putting a capacitor inside a shoe box, you can fit so many capacitors there

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not only does it fit a duck, it also fits a full set of pkcells and an ipod.

    • @mathei2592
      @mathei2592 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@HappyBeezerStudios yep.

  • @tr0m
    @tr0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "how did you get here in prison?"
    "robbed a bank"
    "murdered someone"
    "what about you?"
    *"sticked a belkin stereo cable into a samsung yepp"*

    • @vailecia
      @vailecia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      -"Wait are you serious?"
      +"Yepp."

  • @serge13568
    @serge13568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “That shatters good” I love that line

  • @UBR_MXMU
    @UBR_MXMU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The iGuy looks interesting because it reminds me of the 2000s and early 2010s aesthetic that was a whole thing at that time

  • @nathancross6833
    @nathancross6833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know what. Ive just realised that as a guy with absolutely no interest in audio equipment you make me interested im every audio thing you show off just because of how entertaining you are

  • @DamiontheSpawn
    @DamiontheSpawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:48 I Literally had a bully back in middle school who was convinced that you could only use iPod earbuds with the iPod, and going around boasting about his expensive shuffle I called him out and said "No, any headphones work you sheep, think with that big ass head of yours for once" and he said I was dumb and to poor and I can't prove it yada yada. any way I spent my birth day money on a 1st gen Nano a few weeks later, showed up to school with my Panasonic head phones on and he laughed at me for being poor and not being able to buy an iPod, so I took out the Nano and he got SOOO mad at me. he was in fact so mad he stole my iPod and headphones and tried to tell me it sounded like shit, and then dropped them in the toilet. luckily there was a teacher near by who heard me crying while this was going on. Kid got suspended and his parents bought me a new one head phones included. best part is he showed up after the suspension with the same pair of headphones and a cheep mp3 play cause apparently his parents where so poor they had sold his shuffle to help pay for my new nano.

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for once I actually believe a long story on the internet, it all makes sense

    • @KEVINZARD
      @KEVINZARD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karma

  • @orpikattack
    @orpikattack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "It just smells like old." -Dankpods 2021

  • @6SpeedAcura
    @6SpeedAcura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    when mom says we have among us at home

    • @alex_4413
      @alex_4413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Congrats! You ruined the video for me thanks!

    • @aaronjazz2010
      @aaronjazz2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh the thumbnail dude

    • @Scornfull
      @Scornfull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STOP WITH AMONGUS MEMES I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT

    • @user-xs7ow9ov5d
      @user-xs7ow9ov5d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Scornfull IM TIRED OF IT, MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME MEMES, ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES IM TIRED OF SEEING IT

    • @6SpeedAcura
      @6SpeedAcura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bjørn Bjerck-Amundsen are you among us sus?

  • @mammash543
    @mammash543 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:15 UR SUPPOSED TO SHAKE IT IN ORDER FOR IT TO LIGHT UP, IT CLEARLY STATES THAT ON THE BOX

  • @ordinary_magician
    @ordinary_magician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My brain is so moldy I saw the iGuy as a crewmate

    • @mr6k
      @mr6k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      amogus

    • @ellegaard_k
      @ellegaard_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice marisa pfp
      Also i did too

    • @steelshoelace1970
      @steelshoelace1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no, please for the love of god

    • @hunmen4737
      @hunmen4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When the tunes are sus

  • @LiamMcBride
    @LiamMcBride 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:23 the reason they put the form to send in for entries is so they can get around US laws for gambling, because otherwise it would be considered gambling and would be regulated more heavily

  • @TragicAyk
    @TragicAyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Belkin cigarette lighter charger at 7:25 looks like Bender from Futurama

  • @sleepyfox7671
    @sleepyfox7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    iGuy: **Exists**
    DankPods: (Confused Screaming)

  • @sjwright2
    @sjwright2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:58 "But where's the crushing disappointment of actual losses?" Don't worry, anyone who bought it for retail price will be guaranteed to experience crushing disappointment from realising they spent their money on this garbage

  • @SayMcGillicuddy
    @SayMcGillicuddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    09:53 the scream of WIIIIIN had me rolling. 👊🏼

  • @DigiNeko
    @DigiNeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    amogus

    • @nintendogviation
      @nintendogviation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      12:12

    • @javy11128
      @javy11128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @Autismo_the_Impaler
      @Autismo_the_Impaler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AMONGSUS 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

    • @Nettacki
      @Nettacki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mungus

    • @brandontechnerd
      @brandontechnerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Falgus

  • @STATMOZ
    @STATMOZ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:13
    scream was insane

  • @sketchpalosotherchannel
    @sketchpalosotherchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I never had an iPod. Can you imagine even buying an Apple product at all? Cringe.
    Sent from my iPad

  • @kasuraga
    @kasuraga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Mom, can I get an ipod?
    We already have an ipod at home
    ipod at home: 5:30

  • @cheeto5959
    @cheeto5959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Mom can we get an iBoy?"
    "No, we have an iBoy at home"
    The iBoy at home: 12:00

    • @OmerKing916
      @OmerKing916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When the iboy is sus😳

  • @johncasey5594
    @johncasey5594 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The only iPod accessory I have ever bought was the FM tuner, which works amazing well, I still love and use from time to time.