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This is what sucked me into this: the 2TB iPod, and the modding iPods (he makes me want to get one myself and mod them) , garbage time, and the most inportant thing: the hoard of nugget-spec mp3 players he has. I even named my hotspot "The Dank Hotspot"
I checked his number of people on his Patreon two days ago and just now, and it literally jumped up by a thousand. Even if all of them are at the $1 tier and half of that went to taxes, Dank is more then supporting himself with his videos.
Bethesda has had a fallout of good games recently, they just release it and pray the modders patch it up, and they always do. At this point modding is almost needed to get the full experience
I laughed with tears in my eyes through the whole iGuy part. I still can't believe someone has actually designed absolute garbage like this. Almost as if it was solely made to be reviewed and roasted in its ridiculousness by DankPods.
I worked at a store that "sold" them. No one bought the iGuy. That hinge design on those crap rubber cases gave out at the hinge. Thankfully speck wised up and started making hard plastic cases.
@Evil Pimp You think those big companies would have already gotten enough? They will continue to push crap like this out as long as there are natural resources and people to exploit. The "fun gimmick" just changes its form.
they are time travelers, and they knew that DankPods was going to review them, this is the only credible explanation, there are no other explanations, honestly there aren’t, just ignore the 348 other explanations.
I lost it and had to pause at the "RAWWRR" with flailing arms part. I've been up all night watching his videos and laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. When you're sleep deprived everything funny is magnified.
10:20 all sweepstakes in the US have a non-purchase option, usually you can order entries by mail. Without that option, the sweepstakes legally becomes a lottery.
Often they have requirements that your entry be handwritten and individually stamped, so that you can’t print out a stack of note cards, shove them in an envelope, and go to town.
@@PaulFisher yeah, they don't want anyone actually using the option, so forcing you to spend as much time and as much on postage to enter as they get away with makes sense. They only do it at all because otherwise sweepstakes for buying products would be extremely illegal.
@@SharpForceTrauma depends where you live. For example in North dakota gambling g is technically illegal. But thay get around this by having all the casinos on Indian reservations. This is why some are considering on droping that ban vecuse that's a loss of income. Another way(mostly bars) some get around this is to have non cash prizes cause that's for some reson legal
I want to say that I... would... like... this... on a shirt... But I don't want bots to illegally reproduce this on a shirt, so I said it like that, hope it works
I have that squidward “Bold and Brash” painting on the wall of my living room. It’s about the size of a poster board, and in an antique frame with a built in spotlight. I forget it’s there, but it’s always entertaining when someone new comes over lol.
"it's like dad's footy shorts, cut in to a case" Stuff like that is why I love this channel, the unapologetically aussie jokes. Makes me feel special for being Aussie
My grandma used the ihealth thing with her iPad. She did legitimately use it since she had blood pressure issues. Did it twice a day just to make sure she was doing alright, and it did legitimately catch her once or twice with an abnormal blood pressure and we went to the hospital. Even though I agree it's an absurd product, that thing may have been a legitimate life saver
I love the fact that the Disko and iGuy are made by two of some of the top iDevice accessory makers today. Griffin and Speck are still making cases (much more professional ones) and other accessories.
My brother decided to buy “iPod armour” for his first c. 2005. Chunky metal box that was practically indestructible per the marketing. Only problem was it was only available for the previous model to the one he bought, so it didn’t line up with the headphone or data port, and it rattled around wherever he took it. And had the row of four buttons embossed into the exterior,which they removed from that model. If you’re in a situation where someone is shooting at you, you may have problems other than protecting your mo3 player.
@@tylern6420 „this week on „mythbusters episodes that would deffo have killed the hosts“, Adam takes on a Seal team armed only with an apple peripheral…“
"My favorite SJ story from my brother while he was working at the Palo Alto Apple Store. Jobs came in with his daughter who had done something to her disk drive on her iMac G4. They came to visit the Genius bar (yes, he made his daughter go to the Genius Bar. She stuck something in her computer to break it so it was her responsibility to get it fixed). As the waited, Steve was perusing the accessory wall and deep in thought blurted out, in front of employees and customers standing around him: "Griffin makes SUCH SHIT". Then turned around and walked to the Genius bar."
You and Frank have inspired me to get myself a snake so after some research on how to keep them properly I am now a proud owner of a beautiful ball python. She is 12 years old already and she used to be a model snake(she got taken pictures with models) and I have called her Chilli witch fits with my cats name Vanilla 😻🐍
this, but it's every "aw my pkcell" playing at the same time on one screen, and it's a cacophonous mess of Dank voices until they all sync up at that precious moment.
5:36 When I was being annoying, my mom would call me by my brothers name, and if I was unbelievably annoying, my mom would call me by my uncles name. And there you go. Information you don’t need.
I busted out laughing when you explained the 1 Grit. Been watching faithfully for at least a year & never made the connection. You always lift the mood, the irreverence is sublime. Thank you 🙏🏼
You know what. Ive just realised that as a guy with absolutely no interest in audio equipment you make me interested im every audio thing you show off just because of how entertaining you are
My man, thanks for what you do, I have a medical condition that destroyed my life and I barely laugh, but every video you put out makes me laugh so hard, no matter how many times I watch those videos, you're a TH-cam treasure.
8:15 - in some of these manufacturers' defense, around 2001-2006, it really was the wild west... TRS and TRRS jacks often created static if you mixed them up because of their grounds, and early USB 1.1-2.0 didn't have consistent power delivery, some electronics literally couldn't be trickle-powered and required external AC plugs, and some accessories required a STUPID amount of power that if even if you plugged them in today in a normal USB 2.0 or 3.X ports (with or without a dongle) it wouldn't power the device 10:15 - and in the US, there are literal laws about sweepstakes where you aren't allowed to force people to pay to win, all sweepstakes must allow write-ins, and be accompanied by a write-in disclaimer 11:45 - and the wasteful packaging is actually packaging from another manufacturer that was sitting a warehouse unused, that was repurposed for a new product... so technically, it's not wasted, the first manufacturer wasted it, and the new owner repurposed it...
your 1st part of the comment reminds me that indeed iPhone/iPod USB chargers didn't use (do they now?) USB charging protocol pinout - the data pins shorted to each other but independent of anything else. Apple stuff used some weird combinations of resistors to ground on the data pins or such to signal the USB charger's power output and so on.
@@xXRealXx to answer that: legally speaking, the games aren't requiring you to pay for anything. It's a choice that can increase the game play experience, and are considered optional. Therefore, they're very much legally sound.
@@rambbler but there are games where if you don't pay you literally cannot progress because the free items suck so much or just can't progress because the game doesn't let you progress. I was asking if lootboxed are illegal because they are in games that children under 18 can play
9:58 "But where's the crushing disappointment of actual losses?" Don't worry, anyone who bought it for retail price will be guaranteed to experience crushing disappointment from realising they spent their money on this garbage
5:48 I Literally had a bully back in middle school who was convinced that you could only use iPod earbuds with the iPod, and going around boasting about his expensive shuffle I called him out and said "No, any headphones work you sheep, think with that big ass head of yours for once" and he said I was dumb and to poor and I can't prove it yada yada. any way I spent my birth day money on a 1st gen Nano a few weeks later, showed up to school with my Panasonic head phones on and he laughed at me for being poor and not being able to buy an iPod, so I took out the Nano and he got SOOO mad at me. he was in fact so mad he stole my iPod and headphones and tried to tell me it sounded like shit, and then dropped them in the toilet. luckily there was a teacher near by who heard me crying while this was going on. Kid got suspended and his parents bought me a new one head phones included. best part is he showed up after the suspension with the same pair of headphones and a cheep mp3 play cause apparently his parents where so poor they had sold his shuffle to help pay for my new nano.
I like to imagine this guy is an urban legend to all the crappy electronics in the store, they're completely hopeless but then there's this grandma telling stories about how the worst iPod accessories got bought by someone after like 10 years
watching a grown man fighting a clear case to get his ipod back and almost getting hurt in the process is peak Dankpods content
it's the epitomy of ''bad idea good execution''
Genuinely
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dankpods content is peak content
lol
“It’s like digging up your dog after 10 years just to see him again.”
Seriously Daddy Dank, I don’t think people do that outside Australia.
That's 'straya 4 U
Yeah I don't think anyone inside Australia does that either
“Daddy Dank” lol
daddy dank
No one does that inside or outside of Australia
God has blessed us with recommending the raycon video and now we have found a diamond in the rough of online entertainment
first comment
Oh I’m not the only one hahaha
How did you know... Like, literally
First i got recommended the raycon vid and then the rest is history!
Wtf yea
Ain't Much Of A Rough Diamond Anymore, Mate. At The Time Of Posting, He Is At 906k Subs.
I actually unironically LOVE the Iguy, it’s such a silly accessory.
@Zero Bullet's 📮
@@olaznog900 📮
@@AllForSpeedyCollabs2ndAUTTP 📮
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I can’t believe an Australian guy talking about things related to sound would get me this hooked, his stupid charm is impeccable
Dude invested his skill points into Speech.
i agree this man is one the most entertaining channels imo
It ain't just sound, mate. It's FOOKING MOOSIC, AY
its the same vibes as ashens imo
This is what sucked me into this: the 2TB iPod, and the modding iPods (he makes me want to get one myself and mod them) , garbage time, and the most inportant thing: the hoard of nugget-spec mp3 players he has. I even named my hotspot "The Dank Hotspot"
The iGuy exudes an energy that I've never experienced before. What an absolute lad.
iNeed The iGuy.
The UyGi
FACTS 🙏
lmao i had a iguy case for my old ipad mini
@@LatteWiiU what
I love how fast the “stinky names” just runs faster almost every video
There's more stinky names every video, I'm not waiting 10 minutes for every stinky name to scroll past
@@colinkasteleijn g j
There is more constantly being added
I checked his number of people on his Patreon two days ago and just now, and it literally jumped up by a thousand.
Even if all of them are at the $1 tier and half of that went to taxes, Dank is more then supporting himself with his videos.
@@YourTypicalMental I realized that too. Dude is loaded 💰 💰💰💰💰
Dank: "I gotta be careful, its vintage"
Every single box: *chuckles* "Im going to die"
Vintage boxes
*BOOM*
Hah I’m in danger 😊
Build a Bluetooth receiver into the Sony bean, so that you can hook it up to your Samsung beans.
It'll be a family of musical beans
underrated comment
Genius
Oh boy, this need to happen
(in aussie accent) oh mate you don't remember he lost the beans
You're god of IQ
"Look, now it's a modern Bethesda game." I'm dead.
Rest in peace.
To be fair thats an insult to that fugly Ipod trash comparing it to a bugthesda game
@@zombiefinatic7033 bethesda... I remeber fallout on it
@@lenadams854 Fallout 3 was okay, a personal favorite, but all on all ehh especially the story. Other bugthesda ""fallouts"" dont get me started lol
Bethesda has had a fallout of good games recently, they just release it and pray the modders patch it up, and they always do. At this point modding is almost needed to get the full experience
I laughed with tears in my eyes through the whole iGuy part. I still can't believe someone has actually designed absolute garbage like this. Almost as if it was solely made to be reviewed and roasted in its ridiculousness by DankPods.
I worked at a store that "sold" them. No one bought the iGuy. That hinge design on those crap rubber cases gave out at the hinge. Thankfully speck wised up and started making hard plastic cases.
@Evil Pimp You think those big companies would have already gotten enough? They will continue to push crap like this out as long as there are natural resources and people to exploit. The "fun gimmick" just changes its form.
@@8ullfrog the iguy looks like an amogus
they are time travelers, and they knew that DankPods was going to review them, this is the only credible explanation, there are no other explanations, honestly there aren’t, just ignore the 348 other explanations.
I lost it and had to pause at the "RAWWRR" with flailing arms part. I've been up all night watching his videos and laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. When you're sleep deprived everything funny is magnified.
"Action Jacket" is a great euphemism for a condom.
Yes!
Action Jack-it.
There will always be ones in the comments.. sigh
@@ChaseMC215 Most clever comment I have seen in a while
@@BloominFleury29 What do you expect? It’s a battlefield over here. *guns shooting* 10-4! Ten fou- *dies*
I love when he finds a product that's so terrible it just makes him start screaming eww eww ewwww
The visceral *"EEEUUWWWWW"* 's are one of my favourite DankPods mainstays.
"and to your right is an Australian male. Having seen a massive tatter of a plastic nub, it releases a blood curdling screech"
he goes UEAAAGHHH EWWWWW
AEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
also when he finds the most insignificant stain of filth
10:20 all sweepstakes in the US have a non-purchase option, usually you can order entries by mail. Without that option, the sweepstakes legally becomes a lottery.
Yeah, and gambling is technically illegal.
I do recall it being quite difficult to enter without purchasing for some trip to the Bahamas once.
Often they have requirements that your entry be handwritten and individually stamped, so that you can’t print out a stack of note cards, shove them in an envelope, and go to town.
@@PaulFisher yeah, they don't want anyone actually using the option, so forcing you to spend as much time and as much on postage to enter as they get away with makes sense. They only do it at all because otherwise sweepstakes for buying products would be extremely illegal.
@@SharpForceTrauma depends where you live. For example in North dakota gambling g is technically illegal. But thay get around this by having all the casinos on Indian reservations. This is why some are considering on droping that ban vecuse that's a loss of income. Another way(mostly bars) some get around this is to have non cash prizes cause that's for some reson legal
12:38 bollocks
Alternative title: Australian man resisting the urge to 1 grit stupid iPod accessories.
"Must not.. grit.. immediately" killed me lmao
@@ipaqmaster lol
He resisted... Most of the time.
Yes
6:50 Right when you said “Nobody tell the police” I heard sirens in my neighborhood
Lol
“It’s like digging up your dog after 10 years just to see him again.”
excuse me... w h a t
L I K E WHAT!
T H E F U C K
Frankenweenie moment
“T-pose, look now it’s a modern Bethesda Game”
Best joke ever
Nah that's just a Bethesda game in general.
YEPP
@@N-V_Plushie_Lover "now son, what's wring with your Samsung YEPP"
@@saturniunyttech679 it even comes with its original YEPP phones
@@BlakeKDM yeah but dad, it looks like a space potato. And everyone at school makes fun of me and goes "hey look it's the space potato farmer".
"Can you believe nobody bought this?"
Words of wisdom.
Should he trademark It is in that packaging nobody likes™️
69 likes
I want to say that I... would... like... this... on a shirt... But I don't want bots to illegally reproduce this on a shirt, so I said it like that, hope it works
12:38 is probably the best Aussie laugh I’ll ever hear
Oh- *wheeze* HAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAE
@@latiendadepaikawaii Its got an ass on it! Hahahahaha!
It gives me unconditional joy that his list of patron members grow with each video he releases
ok
He really does deserve it
He's just passed 25k patrons, the list only includes the "legendary" £8 tier patrons.
@@ньянкэт ok
Yeah I'm a patron and the After Shows are definitely worth $1 a month!
I have that squidward “Bold and Brash” painting on the wall of my living room. It’s about the size of a poster board, and in an antique frame with a built in spotlight.
I forget it’s there, but it’s always entertaining when someone new comes over lol.
more like "belongs in the trash"
It sounds cool, it'd be great if you could upload a short video about it m8
i have a vhs of mary-kate & ashley olsen - our lips are sealed in my room and any time anyone goes to my room it’s the first thing they mention
"aww my pkcell"
-DankPods, all years after 2020.
Easily one of my favorite lines of his
Genuine pkcells
Yep
@@imSomebody-m4c Yepp™️
16:11 "Look it's a modern Betheda game"
WHEEZE
Me: looks like every character shape on animation
brain: *amog-*
th-cam.com/video/iwHa2kVonyU/w-d-xo.html
😳🥵
When the iPod is sus! 😳
th-cam.com/video/QEsp6Osv_dA/w-d-xo.html
Us
“HIS HEAVY ASS HANGING OUT” -Dankpods 2021
What time ha ha
@@masonrains5010 13:51
uH, iTs aCtUaLlY aRsE, gEt iT rIGHt11!!
"MY ASS IS HEAVY" -HECU Marine.
as soon as Dank started panicking tryin to get his IPod from the Disco case, the first thought i thought was Panic at the Disco
Haha, I've never seen such a good mishearing with my favourite band
i hate you for the pun... but admiting it was a pretty smart one.
i clap my ass cheeks for it.
Panic in the Disko
"it's like dad's footy shorts, cut in to a case"
Stuff like that is why I love this channel, the unapologetically aussie jokes. Makes me feel special for being Aussie
You're not
"It's like digging up your old dog from 10 years ago just to see him again."
This is easily the worst and best analogy I've ever heard.
"Video iPod ready"
That's more than I want from my offspring.
Ha ha
"Oh my pkcell" honestly cracks me up every time
My grandma used the ihealth thing with her iPad. She did legitimately use it since she had blood pressure issues. Did it twice a day just to make sure she was doing alright, and it did legitimately catch her once or twice with an abnormal blood pressure and we went to the hospital. Even though I agree it's an absurd product, that thing may have been a legitimate life saver
8:42 DUDE my techy math teather pulled out his iPhone and did this in 2009. You just gave me a massive nostalgia trip.
DankPods: doesn’t test the iHealth
Me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Same
I wonder if it's because it needs an app that you can't get anymore...
Because you can't get the app anymore, he explained that
@@Lexan_YT disappointed nonetheless ;)
Just when I thought I had run out of stuff to cure my boredom, Daddy Dank Delivers.
Weird that you called him daddy but he delivered a great video
Wow he cured my boredom too
_Daddy~_
@@dead_bread3875 weird that you don’t
I love the fact that the Disko and iGuy are made by two of some of the top iDevice accessory makers today. Griffin and Speck are still making cases (much more professional ones) and other accessories.
I didn’t know DankPods screaming “ARSE” was something I needed in my life
Lol
10:25 The free entry method is required by law in the US, as it's illegal here to require a purchase to enter a sweepstakes.
AMOGUS POD
AMOGUS POD
Thumbnail = AMOGUS
thank god I'm not the only one seeing it
The ipod is sus
AMOGUS
AMOHUS
My brother decided to buy “iPod armour” for his first c. 2005. Chunky metal box that was practically indestructible per the marketing. Only problem was it was only available for the previous model to the one he bought, so it didn’t line up with the headphone or data port, and it rattled around wherever he took it. And had the row of four buttons embossed into the exterior,which they removed from that model.
If you’re in a situation where someone is shooting at you, you may have problems other than protecting your mo3 player.
Well then you can use your 3rd gen iPod as throwable shield
@@tylern6420 „this week on „mythbusters episodes that would deffo have killed the hosts“, Adam takes on a Seal team armed only with an apple peripheral…“
12:12 ipodus
Isus
iMogus
iMposter
iAmougus
iඞ
We need more Frank. She’s beautiful
Yes.
Didn't know Frank was a girl
indeed
She has her own channel now
Edit: channel name is garbage time
Quite truly
DankPods has a whole family of Pukcells, one of his most prized possessions.
Its a damn Pukcell
@@Addo666 exactly
I mean I thought that was obvious
Pksession maybe
@@Addo666 I have committed a crime, I have misspelled Pukcell
"Hey it's a modern Bethesda game"
Suddenly feel like I was the one punched.
"My favorite SJ story from my brother while he was working at the Palo Alto Apple Store. Jobs came in with his daughter who had done something to her disk drive on her iMac G4. They came to visit the Genius bar (yes, he made his daughter go to the Genius Bar. She stuck something in her computer to break it so it was her responsibility to get it fixed). As the waited, Steve was perusing the accessory wall and deep in thought blurted out, in front of employees and customers standing around him: "Griffin makes SUCH SHIT". Then turned around and walked to the Genius bar."
The catch phrase for this channel is
“Can you believe no one bought this?!”
Id like to think his catchphrase is “Ahhh my pkcell!”
"The" should be "a" lol. He's got a hundred catchphrases by now
@@jodiac exactly what I thought. He puts such sympathy towards it when it falls, it's adorable really.
"Huh duh six hungeos by ol mate senny, sen etc
or "ah, my pkcell"
I was In the middle of an interesting WW2 documentary. Shame, it had to wait.
the war was temporary, dank is forever.
*dank is forever*
Oh about what was that documentary?
@@streax8885 WW2
@@falloutbruh John.5.27.21
"An adult duck can fit in the empty space"
feels like a wikihow article step.
You aussies never seem to amaze me with your humor its so damn good
"My Ipod's trapped at the disco" Sounds like a #1 summer banger there.
You and Frank have inspired me to get myself a snake so after some research on how to keep them properly I am now a proud owner of a beautiful ball python. She is 12 years old already and she used to be a model snake(she got taken pictures with models) and I have called her Chilli witch fits with my cats name Vanilla 😻🐍
My sister has a ball python, they're beautiful.
I need a “Aw my pkcell” compilation
there actually is
this, but it's every "aw my pkcell" playing at the same time on one screen, and it's a cacophonous mess of Dank voices until they all sync up at that precious moment.
@@Doublejeebus *LINK*
5:36 When I was being annoying, my mom would call me by my brothers name, and if I was unbelievably annoying, my mom would call me by my uncles name. And there you go. Information you don’t need.
"Belkin used to do nice things, ya know?"
I know man, at 2010's they had some top quality but it seems they returned to their origins.
I love how the disco box literally says "shake to activate" Nice going Daddy Dank
Yh I noticed that as well
Came here to say this 😄
"Daddy Dank"
I think 1 grit shook it plenty and it still didn't light up. That thang was dead for sure.
Oh, so a "shake to activate" case for a device with a HARD DRIVE in it. Brillant!
I busted out laughing when you explained the 1 Grit. Been watching faithfully for at least a year & never made the connection. You always lift the mood, the irreverence is sublime. Thank you 🙏🏼
It's embarrassing how long I was laughing at the "I want my baby bats" bit X'D
‘Ah I got to be careful, it’s a collectible’
*immediately destroys the casing*
This never gets old
12:02 AMUGUS
sad how far down I had to scroll to see this
When ipod is sus! 😳😳
Finally someone who gets it
Amongass.
@lego palpatine is better than you same
This is, by far, the greatest episode I've seen. Then again, every episode Dankpods makes is amazing. Even the not so good ones, they're great too!
“Must not Grit immediately!” Is now my second favourite line from this channel... 😊
14:25 thats actually how I found this channel back in the day, I just looked up 1 grit sandpaper to see if anyone made the joke XP
What about 7?
when mom says we have among us at home
Congrats! You ruined the video for me thanks!
Bruh the thumbnail dude
STOP WITH AMONGUS MEMES I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT
@@zk0rned IM TIRED OF IT, MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME MEMES, ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES IM TIRED OF SEEING IT
@Bjørn Bjerck-Amundsen are you among us sus?
the thumbnail might be even more cursed then the duck dock
Suspods
mogus
Some top tier time travel fuckery
iPodus
iSus
9:30 imagine your docotor pulls THAT out at your checkup XD
ｉ Ｓ ｕ ｓ
sussy
no
please it's been 3 months
Sussy baka
Dogass
3:50 that 'hai' will haunt my dreams eternally
"Hey Hey Hey... I told you to keep away from my shaak!" Vibes
"how did you get here in prison?"
"robbed a bank"
"murdered someone"
"what about you?"
*"sticked a belkin stereo cable into a samsung yepp"*
-"Wait are you serious?"
+"Yepp."
2:12 i LOST it at the “handsome boi” you sound like a grandma calling her grandson handsome and it’s a fugly cardboard ipod thing 🤣
Finally I get the 1 Grit pun, and couldn't stop laghing my butt off at the IGuy part.
Nice pun lmao
My brain is so moldy I saw the iGuy as a crewmate
amogus
Nice marisa pfp
Also i did too
no, please for the love of god
When the tunes are sus
ITS GOT AN ARSE ON IT LMAOOOO absolutely howling at this
You know what. Ive just realised that as a guy with absolutely no interest in audio equipment you make me interested im every audio thing you show off just because of how entertaining you are
My man, thanks for what you do, I have a medical condition that destroyed my life and I barely laugh, but every video you put out makes me laugh so hard, no matter how many times I watch those videos, you're a TH-cam treasure.
Hope you're feeling better
haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for that
GOD
It's not a dankpods video without me attempting to clean my phone screen 4 times before realizing its just the iPad.
iGuy: **Exists**
DankPods: (Confused Screaming)
13:24 It does actually look like Voldemort
He’s learning to control the one grit instinct
I think it’s getting worse considering he almost used it before even testing the thing
8:15 - in some of these manufacturers' defense, around 2001-2006, it really was the wild west... TRS and TRRS jacks often created static if you mixed them up because of their grounds, and early USB 1.1-2.0 didn't have consistent power delivery, some electronics literally couldn't be trickle-powered and required external AC plugs, and some accessories required a STUPID amount of power that if even if you plugged them in today in a normal USB 2.0 or 3.X ports (with or without a dongle) it wouldn't power the device
10:15 - and in the US, there are literal laws about sweepstakes where you aren't allowed to force people to pay to win, all sweepstakes must allow write-ins, and be accompanied by a write-in disclaimer
11:45 - and the wasteful packaging is actually packaging from another manufacturer that was sitting a warehouse unused, that was repurposed for a new product... so technically, it's not wasted, the first manufacturer wasted it, and the new owner repurposed it...
your 1st part of the comment reminds me that indeed iPhone/iPod USB chargers didn't use (do they now?) USB charging protocol pinout - the data pins shorted to each other but independent of anything else.
Apple stuff used some weird combinations of resistors to ground on the data pins or such to signal the USB charger's power output and so on.
2nd paragraph: then why are lootboxes legal? Or garbage pay to win games?
@@xXRealXx to answer that: legally speaking, the games aren't requiring you to pay for anything. It's a choice that can increase the game play experience, and are considered optional. Therefore, they're very much legally sound.
@@rambbler but there are games where if you don't pay you literally cannot progress because the free items suck so much or just can't progress because the game doesn't let you progress.
I was asking if lootboxed are illegal because they are in games that children under 18 can play
15:56 Ah yes, i love opening up my lower back before taking a dump.
i tore my ass apart laughing when the impostor case came on holy shit
Oddly prophetic considering what happened in the video.
I'm sorry what?
I'm sad Danky didn't say "nah-noh" when saying Nano
And "shoo fleh" for shuffle
na-no
I can imagine someone walking into his warehouse and just seeing a grown adult playing with his iGuy.
The only iPod accessory I have ever bought was the FM tuner, which works amazing well, I still love and use from time to time.
I’ve been waiting all day for this
Same
havent we all been...
Lol i said the same thing
Same because of QUALITY
I was bored thank you dank
"It just smells like old." -Dankpods 2021
"oh look now it's a modern bethesda game"
don't do him dirty like that at least he was functional on release
7:53 the most cursed bean I’ve ever seen 😂
“That shatters good” I love that line
16:06 *insert being a child
Now that you have a ring camera on frank, you can just have a 24 hour livestream where we can watch the still image called frank.
13:38 wtf
9:58 "But where's the crushing disappointment of actual losses?" Don't worry, anyone who bought it for retail price will be guaranteed to experience crushing disappointment from realising they spent their money on this garbage
5:48 I Literally had a bully back in middle school who was convinced that you could only use iPod earbuds with the iPod, and going around boasting about his expensive shuffle I called him out and said "No, any headphones work you sheep, think with that big ass head of yours for once" and he said I was dumb and to poor and I can't prove it yada yada. any way I spent my birth day money on a 1st gen Nano a few weeks later, showed up to school with my Panasonic head phones on and he laughed at me for being poor and not being able to buy an iPod, so I took out the Nano and he got SOOO mad at me. he was in fact so mad he stole my iPod and headphones and tried to tell me it sounded like shit, and then dropped them in the toilet. luckily there was a teacher near by who heard me crying while this was going on. Kid got suspended and his parents bought me a new one head phones included. best part is he showed up after the suspension with the same pair of headphones and a cheep mp3 play cause apparently his parents where so poor they had sold his shuffle to help pay for my new nano.
for once I actually believe a long story on the internet, it all makes sense
Karma
amogus
12:12
yes
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Mungus
Falgus
11:31 seeing a box that big for something that small is like putting a capacitor inside a shoe box, you can fit so many capacitors there
Not only does it fit a duck, it also fits a full set of pkcells and an ipod.
@@HappyBeezerStudios yep.
09:53 the scream of WIIIIIN had me rolling. 👊🏼
I never had an iPod. Can you imagine even buying an Apple product at all? Cringe.
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The Belkin cigarette lighter charger at 7:25 looks like Bender from Futurama
I like to imagine this guy is an urban legend to all the crappy electronics in the store, they're completely hopeless but then there's this grandma telling stories about how the worst iPod accessories got bought by someone after like 10 years