The Sony Walkman Bean.

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  • @Phos9
    @Phos9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5177

    WHY does Sony insist on naming all their stuff like it’s Armored Core parts.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Now that's a classic game :) I never played it myself but enjoyed watching my siblings have at it.

    • @shitpost-o-matic7469
      @shitpost-o-matic7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LMAOOOOO

    • @glurak888
      @glurak888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Drives me mad

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Who needs a name when you have a sku lmao.

    • @ElSuperNova23
      @ElSuperNova23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Underrated comment.

  • @corwin32
    @corwin32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5590

    Good to know Sony has always kept on point with their catchy names for so long.

    • @corwin32
      @corwin32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@AnonymousGentooman I can see that, actual

    • @97nelsn
      @97nelsn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      At least for the cameras they use the “Alpha” name instead of “ILCE-7M3” in their marketing.

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Except for the Playstation, what a boring name /s

    • @cheeselord8153
      @cheeselord8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Sony wh1000xm4 is shivering in the corner after all this

    • @cheeselord8153
      @cheeselord8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Al the Hippie Dude people always ask me what headphones I recommend as the audio friend and it pains me whenever I have to verbalize thier name

  • @kicktheskullproductions9654
    @kicktheskullproductions9654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I found myself a bean at goodwill a while ago, and the little boi works great, the screen is super bright and the USB ejection gimmick works perfectly. I apologize that your beaniness was not up to the standard lmao

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      gay

    • @lotus7781
      @lotus7781 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AR15andGOD seems your beaniness isnt up to standard

    • @Chicken_nugget1.0
      @Chicken_nugget1.0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AR15andGODhow

    • @Suninrags
      @Suninrags 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@AR15andGOD gay is good

  • @Somebody_Different
    @Somebody_Different 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Fun fact:
    In the 90s sony actually released a product they called a bean, It was a cassette walkman.

  • @outisaudio5838
    @outisaudio5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3692

    I feel so bad for the Eee PC. It screams so often just asking for the display resolution to be fixed but Dank just closes all the popups instead of fixing the problem the popups are trying to help him to solve.

    • @arnox4554
      @arnox4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Windows XP is the real OG.

    • @firesurfer
      @firesurfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Screaming at the popups is part of his schtick.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      And that’s just cos he’s busy. He knows the things really.
      But the scary thing is most people really do approach computers that way. A message is the problem, closing it makes the problem go away.

    • @kuba__
      @kuba__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I feel good about that. My dad had an Eee PC, and it was an awful piece of shit, the fucker had to be formatted multiple times because it thought the volume button was always pressed, so there was a messy pop-up with the volume that appeared all of the time, and the volume had to be on max all the time. It was also laggy as hell, actually unusable. I had to use it for school for a week and it was awful, do not know how my dad resisted throwing the fucker out of the window.

    • @UltimateDillon
      @UltimateDillon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kuba__ prolly thought that was as good as technology gets

  • @AManOnline.
    @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    "SHE WOKE UP FROM HER COMA! JUST IN TIME FOR THE BEAN"
    That's a sentence I never thought I'd hear someone say

    • @asamyers4572
      @asamyers4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Maybe you’d hear it from someone on May 15th, 2006 in Chicago

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@asamyers4572 wait what

    • @tweeleaf
      @tweeleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Josh the Joshey Boii no

    • @dduude87
      @dduude87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ludwig_Perpenhente you'd here it from someone on May 15th, 2006 in Chicago

    • @tanchoonnee
      @tanchoonnee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sony Walkman is bombed already

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Bean was, in fact, my first MP3 player (and my mom's too). For listening to some Bon Jovi and AC/DC on the school bus in middle school or walking around the neighborhood for exercise (her use), it was perfect. The software wasn't that bad, all things considered. The problem is that the rail pin (for lack of a better term) was held in with glue and that glue wore down. I was a kid and didn't have super glue, so I couldn't fix mine.
    Also that CHKDSK thing could be turned off via a command line string.

  • @MaelstromTear
    @MaelstromTear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This Bean was one of my very first MP3 players, so hearing all the frustration made it hurt just a little bit. The ATRAC junk was pretty awful, but I couldn't help but love that switchblade USB. Now if you ever get a Sansa Clip or C200 in your nugget pulls and hate those, I'll have words!

  • @Homepage.
    @Homepage. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    “A BRAND NEW BEAN”- my favourite line

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, and now anytime I buy anything new, I sing his version as well.

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @J_Shiesty21
      @J_Shiesty21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lotus bruh 😂

    • @daev255
      @daev255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -Kurt Cobain 92

    • @TheMeowthTeamV2
      @TheMeowthTeamV2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm your 1000th like

  • @chickenjason123
    @chickenjason123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    I think all the beans' screens are so dim are because of the OLED screens having severely degraded after a decade and a half, no matter in the package unopened or out in use.

    • @Spectere
      @Spectere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I was under the impression they only degraded during use, but yeah, I think you're right.
      My dad had a Sony "MP3" player from the same era with a blue OLED screen (same garbage software, but his wasn't a bean…it looked more like a chonky thumb drive) and I remember the screen being very vivid and easy to see.

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah, OLED was known for that - especially the early version of the tech. Is why I never cared about the new OLED revolution. Why do I want a screen that will fad in a few years?

    • @Poorgeniu5
      @Poorgeniu5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My silver Sansa Clip V1 screen is still alive and kicking bright. I'm guessing the varying quality is from where Sony sourced their screen.

    • @scottysunday
      @scottysunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Makes me think of the MZ-RH1, a super fancy hi-md minidisc player, goes for over a thousand dollars on the internet, and is guaranteed to have either a dead OLED screen or one that will die soon.

    • @eva2602
      @eva2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Poorgeniu5 yes, like the "varying quality" from,,, say,,, every single other part of the god damn dingus. Big companies make bigger trash

  • @elle305
    @elle305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i love this once you got to the software part. what you forgot is in this era we were like, Jedi masters of knowing what parts to do and what parts to skip. if you bothered to read all the boring shit you could have saved some pain but truly it's just that we've lost the skills from that time

  • @hiro_bltz7055
    @hiro_bltz7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:34 perfectly cut scream

  • @catfish552
    @catfish552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Samsung:
    Sony: It's bean done, mate.

    • @StarXsu90
      @StarXsu90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      a real human bean

    • @moore2008
      @moore2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's bean too long since I've laughed

    • @user-nd7rg5er5g
      @user-nd7rg5er5g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is the name of Samsung's bean shaped audio thingamajig?

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-nd7rg5er5g Galaxy Buds Live

    • @nuggets6948
      @nuggets6948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate you but love it at the same time

  • @100PercentJake
    @100PercentJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2596

    Windows: desperately trying to tell Wade his screen resolution is wrong
    Wade: NO STOP WITH THE POPUPS

    • @joestevenson5568
      @joestevenson5568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      For real. Also it desperately running chkdsk every time it boots in what is probably a heroic effort to keep the Eee PC alive

    • @thienbaonguyen4597
      @thienbaonguyen4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@joestevenson5568 When I saw the disk error message, I thought I was dead. I had one computer that did the exact same thing and it took forever to boot into Windows.

    • @xaostek
      @xaostek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Imagine using a 14-year-old laptop and having everything go wrong and think it's Windows' fault

    • @willthompson3945
      @willthompson3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@riponrip4574 can't you write one comment

    • @deki9827
      @deki9827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@riponrip4574 at least I can copy shit in the background.

  • @manumemanu
    @manumemanu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was my first mp3 player, so I kinda got emotional watching the video hahahaha
    I loved it so much. Simpler times when most of my friends only had access to those USB looking ones. I was the cool kid thanks to a relative bringing me this as a gift from the US. My bean was a total trooper, surviving half of his life without the main button. Since most kids in my school didn't have mp3 players, mine kinda became communal, going around my friends between classes.

  • @superstar64
    @superstar64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:26 that's not a pop tart that's a Chord Mojo armed to blow up nugget phones

  • @YeeableDingus
    @YeeableDingus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    I remember when Dankpods first pulled the bean out during the Nugget Lucky Dip 2, ah such good memories

  • @_TheMentor
    @_TheMentor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    'SHE WOKE UP FROM A COMA, just in time for the bean' I will only die happy if I end up in a situation that requires this sentence.

  • @muhammadridzwannorman4399
    @muhammadridzwannorman4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As A Malaysian, seeing "MADE IN MALAYSIA" in 8:40 makes me feel proud of my country 🤣

  • @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim
    @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:56 the hollow parts of the box showing the green ipad from underneath looks like a top view of a T-Posing Shrek 😂

  • @PixeIated.
    @PixeIated. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    I love how the bag has a recycling sign. Probably should happen to most of these players.

    • @InterlacedTech
      @InterlacedTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lotus respect

    • @fluffuwu1922
      @fluffuwu1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably before they all melt back into the goop they all were made from

    • @Lesopal
      @Lesopal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's just all the new Woolies bags. I'm not sure if any still use the non recyclable bags, haven't seen them in a long time.

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lotus holy shit there are even link spammers on this fucking channel???

    • @lilithmarleen
      @lilithmarleen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First they get the 1 grit, then they get recycled.

  • @Darkfiberke
    @Darkfiberke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    “shut up” “it’s nice to hear you again”… it’s like talking to an old girlfriend that cheated on you…

    • @spqr528
      @spqr528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What? Like, why?

    • @Ollay245
      @Ollay245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@spqr528 can't say I've ever had an ex cheat on me (that I know of anyway), but you don't get over your feelings just because someone does something bad to you, you have that duality of hate and love at the same time

    • @i_am_terom4810
      @i_am_terom4810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I would like to go back to the times where that joke was not relatable to me please

    • @tommygately8461
      @tommygately8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine being attractive enough to date

    • @itsgrey8135
      @itsgrey8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I just like both of you" I don't understand women

  • @Brotato612YT
    @Brotato612YT ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45 “this bean is unhappy” lol

  • @john_michael97
    @john_michael97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    At least the package was full of things rather than just empty space.

    • @thienbaonguyen4597
      @thienbaonguyen4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FlappyPoosay Yeah, it's lucky for the bean because if you watch other videos with low quality music players like the batman one, the "biggest companies make the worst junk", the legopod you can hear him explaining how wasteful it is just to manufacture these music players that no one bought them.

  • @xelcus
    @xelcus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    ATRAC3plus was the SONY-designed format for later models of MiniDisc, and all the SonicStage stuff was also used for MiniDisc stuff, in case anyone was wondering :)

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Wade needs to brush-up on his Techmoan lore, the mechanical nuggets came first

    • @irtbmtind89
      @irtbmtind89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It was actually a good codec, far better than MP3. Too bad it was proprietary, and until the FFMPEG devs reverse engineered it you couldn't even decode it without Sony's SonicStage shitware. It was used in far more products than minidisc, I had a discman with Atrac3plus support and you could put hours of music on one CD at crazy low bitrates and it sounded really good.

    • @ronsis2002
      @ronsis2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@irtbmtind89 good thing OGG vorbis and now Opus have done just that whilst also being open standards. I wish we now had an open form of something like DSD. Sony's audio codecs are really good but it sucks that they're so paranoid of bootleging they lock them down to high hell

    • @YouTubeAIbot
      @YouTubeAIbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@irtbmtind89 It really is, I use it for my minidisc recordings and it sounds almost identical to Flac

    • @irtbmtind89
      @irtbmtind89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ronsis2002 Very typical Sony, they had some of the best R&D and engineering capabilities in the world (in the early 00s arguably better than apple) and pissed it away with bad management decisions.

  • @ryderdopp8145
    @ryderdopp8145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can’t believe you didn’t find a way to connect the beans earbuds to the bean. I know it doesn’t have Bluetooth but there are Bluetooth dongles for TV’s that would make it work 😂

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "She woke up from her coma! Just in time for the Bean!!"
    Only DankPods.

  • @zewizarde2865
    @zewizarde2865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I'd kill for a premium version of this sweet bean with like a oled screen, gold plated type-c usb, brushed aluminium body and all. It would be a true piece of art.

    • @carsthatdrive1891
      @carsthatdrive1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this, plus drag and drop

    • @Capstone2266
      @Capstone2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Usbean

    • @Storemotor73
      @Storemotor73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's an Ipod

    • @cheeselord8153
      @cheeselord8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Storemotor73 are ipods bean shaped? I think not

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It already had an OLED screen, just black and white and low resolution and now faded to all heck :P

  • @iridescentgherkin
    @iridescentgherkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    I think the volume controls being 'left/right' was a deliberate design choice - if you hold the bean in one hand, it actually turns the volume into 'up/down'.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But then you can't read the text

    • @iridescentgherkin
      @iridescentgherkin ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@HappyBeezerStudios When it's stuffed in your pocket, you won't need to.
      Just read it once and you won't even need to remember because the design it totally intuitive.
      The 'top' of the device is where your thumb would naturally rest, and the intuitive 'up/down' rocking position makes total sense.
      Basically doesn't need any explanation.
      It's ergonomically genius.

    • @storm7590
      @storm7590 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠truly genius design

  • @AppleARHeadset
    @AppleARHeadset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:31 THE BEAN

  • @IV_MexicanMan
    @IV_MexicanMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:45 the way he says "shut up" 🤣

  • @JBrady1993
    @JBrady1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    It being so dim is a problem of the old OLED screen tech, it was such an early iteration of them, that a lot of them from that period degraded to being unusable in about 10 years.

    • @RiderLeangle2
      @RiderLeangle2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It's so organic it died of old age

    • @umersalman1
      @umersalman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes i remember mine being quite bright and vivid.

    • @FoxMcFoxy
      @FoxMcFoxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@umersalman1 Exactly! When I got my Sony bean back then, the screen was really bright and clear.

    • @Play-On7
      @Play-On7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RiderLeangle2 Good joke.

    • @paulskalla6845
      @paulskalla6845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m still using one, and it hasn’t dimmed at all.

  • @ShaedTheMoron
    @ShaedTheMoron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I love how genuinely excited he is to see the text "Scarlet Fire" on a tiny, dim lit screen.

  • @diaryofagoat-lass1023
    @diaryofagoat-lass1023 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Anyone else love how the most replayed part is him getting jump scared by a bean?

  • @BirdmanDeuce26
    @BirdmanDeuce26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, those headphones are a walk down memory lane. I bought those style of headphones separately for my iPod and they were my headphones for university for quite some time. Always despised the white colour scheme, they ran into the exact same problem Apple did with their stock headphones in that they turned greasy and dirty within _days_ of using them.
    I think I still have the Atrac3Plus software CD too! (came with my Discman). Ended up redeeming the code (it was for just one song at the time) for "Save Tonight" by Eagle-Eye Cherry.

  • @mossgaarden2634
    @mossgaarden2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    i love the solid half-second every time you start playing the drums that i forget it's actually you on the drums and think we're just getting an energetic interlude before something abysmal happens

  • @cyn0_
    @cyn0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I like how he kept the crumbs under the protective plastic of the CD drive from the previous episode when he used it. I’m simultaneously impressed by your dedication and disgusted. Never change, Dank!

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that's why it's dankpods not rankpods

    • @rebbn9363
      @rebbn9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Endless dedication to the Dank Cinematic Universe

  • @NinetailsNineLives
    @NinetailsNineLives 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "the *BEAN!"*
    that had me cackling like a witch

  • @hambrick3254
    @hambrick3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We are truly spoiled by the fact that there are absolutely ZERO ads on these videos. Especially on content as good as this.

  • @witodjeremiaszdon
    @witodjeremiaszdon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    7:03 that was the most ageessive "oh my pkcell" in the history

    • @stan4701
      @stan4701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There will be more aggressive "OH MY PCKCELL!!" when Frank poos in his studio and the nuggets won't work 😂🐍💩

    • @BJsTrashChannel
      @BJsTrashChannel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've legit heard him say it in much more aggressive ways, and it's hilarious

  • @brokhan8522
    @brokhan8522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Speaker: "Bluetooth mode"
    Dank : "SHUT UP.......... Was nice hearing you again"

  • @Trelior
    @Trelior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "With these dress-making scissors this is hard"
    Yeah, because even though they're massive scissors, they're meant for cutting fabric, not plastic.

  • @ShoelessJP
    @ShoelessJP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he has a "music that won't land me in jail" on his desktop. Classic.

  • @DammitStella
    @DammitStella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Remember when Sony thought rootkitting your PC was a valid sacrifice to Stop music piracy?

    • @Matt-qf6pd
      @Matt-qf6pd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      imagine putting malware in your pc to stop "Piracy"

    • @Slugbunny
      @Slugbunny ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sure do, kept my PC bluescreening for months!

  • @kriskropd
    @kriskropd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Remember to use your head when you use your headset."
    I'm ded. I've died.

    • @hennydarmse
      @hennydarmse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg u dieded!

    • @ayesh4h
      @ayesh4h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they dye ☹☹☹

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dead.

    • @SonataNoKami
      @SonataNoKami 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip kris

    • @realhuman5688
      @realhuman5688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you still dead?

  • @Ryn0_333
    @Ryn0_333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had the black/grey bean and I freaking loved that thing. The headphones were actually pretty solid. As for the usb, I actually truly never had an issue with mine. The software was a pain in the butt, however, there was an easier workaround than Apple for sure to download pirated files.

  • @ViewbobTrue
    @ViewbobTrue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your inner Ashens is really showing thru in this video and I absolutely love it!

  • @chickennugget6684
    @chickennugget6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Sony really names all their stuff like freaking Planets
    “if you look in the night sky at 11pm you’ll see 26W-Rex5, it’s near Mars.”

    • @pinakapanget4560
      @pinakapanget4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That sounds like Elon musk’s second child

    • @andrewoliver8115
      @andrewoliver8115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And next to jupiter there is wf1000xm3

    • @helloibreatheair2051
      @helloibreatheair2051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And right above Neptune you can say ie9skl38ials

    • @spiderpickle3255
      @spiderpickle3255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked that Sony did that. It always felt more grown-up or refined than some of the weird names other companies used.
      Not much different than how many luxury automakers don't use 'names' for their models. Probably why Sony did it.

    • @samuraijackson241
      @samuraijackson241 ปีที่แล้ว

      The names of planets are like your address, the astronomers sectors the pictures that telescopes take, and then separate star system with different sets of numbers and letters, and then use - plus a letter to represent the location of the planets in that star system.

  • @VoxelPrismatic
    @VoxelPrismatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "ATRAC" was the compression algorithm used in Sony's digital cassette.

    • @dalekanium9531
      @dalekanium9531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh hey Priz. It's Dalek from the c418 server lol.

    • @chronicallyunstable
      @chronicallyunstable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And MiniDisc!

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It stood for adaptive transform acoustic coding.

    • @sbanner428
      @sbanner428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And PSP/PS3/PS4

    • @YukonWilleh
      @YukonWilleh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i had a mini disc player that used it . could cram it FUUUULLLLL of stuff. think i got my entire cd library on one disc

  • @soupsup1233
    @soupsup1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Percentage of dank pods viewers.
    %10 Australian
    %90 Sony employees

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:41
    You can tell he's genuinely terrified. My man just threw it.

  • @swettyspaghtti
    @swettyspaghtti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    " SHE WOKE UP FROMA COMA JUST FOR THE BEAN!" classic

  • @dyufelemmanuellebpera
    @dyufelemmanuellebpera ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Shut up"
    " It's nice to see you back"

  • @neurokinetik64ES
    @neurokinetik64ES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    That conflict of being a music publisher and wanting to lock everything down really ruined the potential of making a properly good product. Were it not for that, I feel like Sony had the capability of making something that was actually better than any iPod.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I still shudder thinking back to "MagicGate" and the length Sony went trying to make their memory stick the next flash storage after CF. Hint: They were the only ones using it, and the card from your sony camera only worked in sony cameras and nothing else

    • @GingerNingerGames
      @GingerNingerGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My old Walkman I had was that, you could just drag and drop music onto it, and it was an awesome little player, like tiny, really thin, the only drawback was it was 8Gb and you couldn't put an SD card in it. But actually a decent player audio quality wise, and it had a 5 band EQ which was nice

    • @Booba-Fett
      @Booba-Fett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HappyBeezerStudios PSP also had a proprietary memory card too, it wasnt a bad card but not a good thing

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Booba-Fett I don't mean the format itself just that everyone else was using compact flash, or at that time mostly SD cards, but Sony had to do their own thing

    • @Booba-Fett
      @Booba-Fett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Yeah PSP used magicgate cards too

  • @magolor2706
    @magolor2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:13
    You can really hear the anger setting in

  • @tsgneko4721
    @tsgneko4721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly this just shows how much Sony has improved.

  • @g4mmalotus937
    @g4mmalotus937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I'd love to see like 20 fold out tables in the warehouse with all the official nuggets all lined up in chronological order on a big long time line!
    I think it'd be quite a feat just to see the nugget realm all laid out like that, and to watch the evolution of nuggets over the years

    • @atomnater
      @atomnater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah only problem is 90% of his leftover nugs have had a face off with mr grit

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atomnater and lost

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      then he throws everything back to single bag without care

    • @g4mmalotus937
      @g4mmalotus937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atomnater those are mostly the ugg nuggs, the Chinese knockoffs and stuff. If you're a patreon supporter, he has a video about his "nugget realm", which has hundreds of pods in it, and he even has it sorted by brand. Sony, Apple, Philips, Craig, ect.

    • @atomnater
      @atomnater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@g4mmalotus937 haha yeah I know it twas but a funny haha, I think he said he planned on doing a patreon video like that

  • @DelphanGruss
    @DelphanGruss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "She woke up from her coma just in time for the bean."
    Am I allowed to watch this without my parents?

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She woke up for deez nuts 😳

  • @Jeb724
    @Jeb724 ปีที่แล้ว

    "She woke up from her coma just in time for the Bean!" -DankPods 2021

  • @umersalman1
    @umersalman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ohhh man I miss mine. This was my first ever and only mp3 player . It was such a pain to load up songs onto this but man I've had some good times with this. Thank u for this :')

  • @Razar244
    @Razar244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The funny part is that they actually still make an "evolved" version of those earbuds (although they have smaller stems), they are called the Sony MDR-E9LP and judging from how you described the ones included here they should be basically the same considering they seem to have the same driver diffusers, have the same specifications and they are quite midsy just like you described these.
    Interestingly it also seems to be the only pair of wired earphones (So, not IEMs) Sony still sells today.

    • @nedalyfe
      @nedalyfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually had a pair of those and they are total wacks to be fair... can't believe I somehow got through for a year or so with those

    • @eyupoksuz6901
      @eyupoksuz6901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was using them for 4 years... I loved them, then they died.

    • @Razar244
      @Razar244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eyupoksuz6901 Those were the earbuds of my childhood pretty much, I wouldn't say I loved them even at the time since they are definitely in the "midsy" category.

    • @claudiobizama5603
      @claudiobizama5603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love how the package says "Fashion Earbuds" lmao

    • @TurdInternational
      @TurdInternational 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear the original PSP ones were similar, if not the same (but branded for the PSP), and I also swear they were better then that era Apple buds. I'm guessing they're just a generic Sony parts bin thing.

  • @ninjanicholas2459
    @ninjanicholas2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Apple: We make our iPods perfectly engineered.
    Sony: BEAN

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samsung: That idea's awful, but we're gonna steal it anyway...

    • @Instantur
      @Instantur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amirpourghoureiyan1637 Samsung after seeing Apple remove the headphone jack and charger

  • @rarebrockstark6219
    @rarebrockstark6219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him: ATHURIZING
    Apple:please atherize to continue

  • @Rickroll1-s7x
    @Rickroll1-s7x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You're pretty good at the drums

  • @brotherairsoft6805
    @brotherairsoft6805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    9:10 "She woke up from her coma just in time for the bean" This would be great out of context

  • @pastedtomato
    @pastedtomato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:40 "When in danger, the" dankus australis" makes a loud and distinct noise, what a magnificent creature!"

  • @toughluck17
    @toughluck17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:11 almost spat out my drink lol

  • @baljeetbavde
    @baljeetbavde ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Summary: Australian man puts a song on a bean

  • @bananachild1936
    @bananachild1936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I used to watch Mr.Bean's Holiday on my Sony PSP a lot back in 2009. So yeah, seeing Sony AND bean in the thumbnail kinda unlocks a fond chuckle worthy memory in my head there a bit.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      huh

    • @moonflower5553
      @moonflower5553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoooo the PSP. Weirdly, the only movies i had on that were Labyrinth and Anaconda.

  • @traceyrmj
    @traceyrmj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    We wait for new dank pods every week. My kid and I love your enthusiasm. You should totally release your phrases as cellphone tones! I want “I found it at cashies” or “oh my pkcell” I’d pay for those!! Also you should be on cameo because as a patreon my son would love a birthday message, pretty please?! ❤️ thank you for being awesome.

    • @Memiliano_
      @Memiliano_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats so cute

    • @littleswansplaygrownd6817
      @littleswansplaygrownd6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you can just clip them and extract as audio (provided you can find the videos where they're from)

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@littleswansplaygrownd6817 it would have compression issues cause TH-cam caps sound quality at 256kpbs

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:10 Hey man the Eee PC was really meant as a bottom of the barrel total bargain bin netbook of a laptop, just because it was made in 2007 doesn't mean it's any faster than the average desktop from 1997.
    Windows is only running Scandisk because it was shut down improperly, you probably held the power button or something last time and it's just making sure it hasn't lost any data.
    It keeps complaining about your resolution because it's set super low and Windows is pretty sure that is useless...
    Windows XP is perfectly safe to put on the internet. Where you start getting into trouble is if you have personal information on it.

    • @riponrip4574
      @riponrip4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk, windows, especially older windows is NOT safe on the web, also what are you gonna use Internet Explorer 5?

    • @20blog28
      @20blog28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@riponrip4574 Mypal is a firefox based browser that is fully updated in 2022 to work on XP

    • @the2323guy
      @the2323guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riponrip4574 Internet Explorer 6*

  • @yourfriendlycrumpetsdealer7429
    @yourfriendlycrumpetsdealer7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once a bean, always a bean.

  • @arthurvasey
    @arthurvasey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    SonicStage needs an internet connection in order to access the Gracenote database - it also converts the files into a format that is readable by Sony - but are incomprehensible gibberish - hexadecimal numbers, rather than names! My first ever MP3 player was a Sony - pretty good tech, I thought, at the time - you can even play the music files in SonicStage and create playlists!

    • @truckertrace1365
      @truckertrace1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@drekipookiebear lol stfu man’s is just explaining how to access the ancient nug maybe dank wanted to access it just let him explain it without hate

  • @ahniandfriends123
    @ahniandfriends123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    3:49 Fun fact: Sony also placed rootkits into millions of music cds published under their BMG label to prevent people from ripping mp3 files off of the discs. This was back in the early 2000s when people were using Napster and Kazaa to share music.

    • @janeblogs324
      @janeblogs324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now they include a free windows file with every torrent

    • @callie-flower3177
      @callie-flower3177 ปีที่แล้ว

      but.... they BOUGHT it

  • @AlexNikkiClicky
    @AlexNikkiClicky 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "turns back to primordial ooze" is literally the best sentence ive ever heard

  • @Awesomekid2283
    @Awesomekid2283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought those wacky buds looked familiar, then I realized I'm listening to this video with them

  • @Donnerwamp
    @Donnerwamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Oma" is German for Granny. So those are granny-files.

    • @soundologe
      @soundologe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You dont want to see those. :D

    • @Donnerwamp
      @Donnerwamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soundologe Meh, there's a market for everything!

  • @Thesnakerox
    @Thesnakerox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Fun fact: The ones you have are "Cotton candy" and "Licorice" flavored.
    Source: Wikipedia

  • @bigdingus9333
    @bigdingus9333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “She woke up from her coma just in time for the bean!” Is a sentence only possible from Mr dank

  • @anaveragefish_
    @anaveragefish_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DankPods saying:NWWM
    me: fucking dying in the background

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Dank: I STARTED FILMING 30 MINUTES AGO.
    Nilered: *laughs in 40 day project.*

    • @LoFi_Punk
      @LoFi_Punk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      noah caldwell gervais and Joseph Anderson would like to have a word... or 15,000

    • @wabbasMEpern
      @wabbasMEpern 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LoFi_Punk Joseph is still working on the W3 video.....It's been, uh, a while.

  • @leestrium751
    @leestrium751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This bean has the same display as a New Switch. What an incredible little nug.

    • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
      @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except you can actually see what you're looking at on a New Switch.

    • @Zeon01
      @Zeon01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGuyWhoIsSitting Would the display button above the screen not make it light up? The one with disp/FM on it?

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zeon01 cycles thru the display options (progress bar, digital time readout, track info, volume meter, etc)

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGuyWhoIsSitting you could when these were new too. The N96 screens are also all dim today. I’d be surprised if the New Switch doesn’t go the same way in 15 years.

    • @Zeon01
      @Zeon01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaitlyn__L thx

  • @pfitz9346
    @pfitz9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pro tip, don't use flat blades scissors for cutting those packages. They dull quickly and don't cut very well on anything but fabric.
    Get EMT scissors. They also call them trauma shears or "tough cuts." They're literally like 2 dollars at some places, they're stainless steel, serrated, and they'll cut anything. There's a reason people call them "tough cuts." I use them at work to cut as low as 6 gauge stranded wire daily, never sharpened mine. I'm am electrical systems tech so I cut a LOT of wire. Use them to cut open packages all the time and they make quick and easy work thanks to the serrations dig into the plastic.

  • @Joshthetwitchguy
    @Joshthetwitchguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never thought I'd get jumpscared by a literal mp3 player

  • @Dick_Kickem69
    @Dick_Kickem69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I'd just like to thank this channel for proving that Craig is a real company and not a fever dream misrememberance from when I used to sell electronics at Office Depot.

    • @Fxmbro
      @Fxmbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The craigs, an old mate you can fit in your pants.

    • @elfedorausado
      @elfedorausado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fxmbro that's... disturbing 🤣

  • @Dauthdart
    @Dauthdart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Aw man, I'm super sick right now and this is exactly what I needed.

    • @x2vx2v
      @x2vx2v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hey man get better

    • @Dauthdart
      @Dauthdart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@x2vx2v thx

    • @den-ck9sr
      @den-ck9sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope your feeling better soon!

    • @paulofduty2005
      @paulofduty2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same man, I got sick from my mom, should be losing my taste and smell any day now.

    • @northern830
      @northern830 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beana

  • @TheRealSteelAlex
    @TheRealSteelAlex ปีที่แล้ว

    "SHE WOKE UP FROM HERE COMA! JUST IN TIME FOR THE BEAN!!"- Dankpods 2022

  • @electriccomics
    @electriccomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had an eee PC a little newer than that one and I loved it. When netbooks became popular (and most importantly, affordable) I BEGGED my parents for one all year and thought I'd never ever get one. Then on Christmas they pulled the nesting dolls box trick on me with like eight boxes until I got to the tiny laptop box. Great memory.

  • @kurosakicoser666
    @kurosakicoser666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I used to have the beans sony walkman when I was like 9 years old 😂 Ah... memories~

    • @Donnerwamp
      @Donnerwamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was the screen that dimm?

    • @WarriorRev6300
      @WarriorRev6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I throwed my dad's Walkman from 2nd floor.

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WarriorRev6300 omg really 😂😂

    • @WarriorRev6300
      @WarriorRev6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Plagolago64 yeah, to see whats inside😂😅

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WarriorRev6300 THATS AWESOME LMAO

  • @purpleneons
    @purpleneons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    ATRAC3 was Sony's own codec used for a short time, it never took off, and it's so obscure it can be used by just *one* 3rd party program afaik. and i checked because the PSP uses it in its games' preview jingles. making one was a pain.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The main use of ATRAC3 was MiniDisc

    • @samuelg7673
      @samuelg7673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danieldaniels7571 minidisc gang rise up

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samuelg7673 Hell yeah! I’m still using my MiniDiscs to this day. Most underrated physical media format ever!

    • @ianz9916
      @ianz9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well your definition of a short time is not the same as mine as ATRAC was used in MiniDiscs for 20 years.

    • @ianz9916
      @ianz9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danieldaniels7571 It isn't a requirement to be proficient with a spudger to replace the batteries in a MiniDisc either.

  • @ukargeo
    @ukargeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw a bean-shaped music player, I'd have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice

  • @CalumRaasay
    @CalumRaasay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had one of these as my main MP3 player for 5 years! Still have it and use it for the FM radio

  • @interdimensionalemployee1117
    @interdimensionalemployee1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It’s my birthday and I literally put the party on hold to watch this

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dank's relationship with the Sexy Speakers goes from fiery lovers to arguing couple on the edge of divorce in a sec.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you brought the errors upon yourself by using ignoring windows trying to fix your problems lol

  • @redgamr27
    @redgamr27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bean: USB shoots out
    Me: Feeling excited bean-Chan?

  • @mcv1159
    @mcv1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Nugget: 3 minutes screen time
    Windows xp: 47 minutes screen time

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Dankman: "WHY IS EVERYTHING BREAKING?!"
    Also Dankman: 9:40

  • @skullbonk1081
    @skullbonk1081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these videos are amazing normally but they’re so much better at 3 am

  • @aceboogie50
    @aceboogie50 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your video sent me on a rabbit hole of
    Old mp3 players I remember seeing the bean from Chris browns yea music video and here you are again lol