It would be worth $5 a month if they would make more than 1 video every 2 months. They make $80k a month on Patreon ALONE. They should be able to stick to a schedule.
How do I keep scrolling down to the comments literally the second they say the line? I've lost count how many times this has happened in this month alone.
I know right. My house had a cricket infestation earlier this year. I was so annoying just finding them all over the place. They weren't really noisy like the big black crickets outside.
Haha, yeah! Honestly, as it's not their home, I kinda hope the crickets will be terrorizing their studio for a while. Could be hilarious. Also @quadruple_negative's nick caught my eye. :'D
@@quadruple_negative i live in germany, we dont really hear crickets outside a lot, but i once lost one House cricket while feeding, it went behind the fridge and somehow survived extremely long. For almost 2 years, the fridge was chirping, we moved the fridge and even looked behind the wallpaper and couldnt find it
@@nicolaspintozzi8148 you got to watch something before you know how it is! Or I guess you're Nostradamus and you knew how the show was before you watched it.
at some point when i wasn't fully paying attention, during the coconut cap product, my internet browser glitched out and went back to the "sunscreen or something else" bit and i spent a full 2 minutes thinking it was a joke where it went back to that point of the video for no reason
The editing makes me think this show's final episode is going to be these two trying a variety hard drugs and one of them dying or going insane. Looking forward to it!
Let us not forget, they essentially laughed doorbell cameras off of their stage and now it’s a billion dollar industry. Food for thought. Just because they said no doesn’t mean shit.
Likewise just because they couldn't predict the future on one product also means shit all. They know what business they're in, you either get it or you get got
@@koilamaoh4238 if you don’t think for one second it grinds their gears that they missed out, you’re nuts. They’re rich for a reason. They like money and they want more of it.
@@user-to1su2iy4d of course they can’t predict the future. Not the point. It’s how they reacted to the product and then it soared. They’ve all gone on record saying they blew it and regret it.
I love watching darcy try and make Max and Chad keep their thoughts to themselves about what it might be, but then immediately giving up on that in like the second product
liking the editing on this one. sometimes the videos can tend to be very "hyper edited", but this one hit a nice balance. almost reminded me of YTP's with the sentence mixing, and how it kept repeating shit like "sus" and "scoop".
I like the chaotic videos when watching them and doing nothing else but if im doing something else i always end up pausing them because it overloads my brain lmao
@@AWormsPurpose i remember being surprised how big the gap was as a kid so i had searched on google if it had been better in the last 10 years and it hadnt. was it really 1:1 like 30+ years ago
As someone who has a cricket infestation inside of their house it only takes a few to start, I can’t go a single minute without hearing a cricket in my house. I sleep the the sound of a cricket orchestra, it is maddening
I have reptiles and crickets are feeder insects for some and i had a baggy full, a male cricket got out somehow and i was hearing that thing chirp nonstop everynight for weeks, it even started chirping in the morning! I couldn't find it however i did kill it since it finally was dumb and revealed itself to me. So sorry to hear about that, must be tough.
@@JigMeister1 Yeah, when I used to keep reptiles I had crickets escape a couple of times and those things do not shut up when night comes, went on for months when more than one escaped, got used to it but only after going mad. I guess on the positive side this is the Cold Ones office so unless someone is using it as sleeping accommodations on the side they wont be nearly as annoying during the day.
Just got my 8 pack of grog, was the last one left! Put a couple in the fridge for tomorrow , I’m so glad I’m a Californian rn! Keep up the good work fellas, I’m eager to see what future grog awaits !
I watch their videos when drinking and it always makes me feel like I’m drinking with them, even the editing feels like my mind when I’m drunk and I love it
Those are perfect Videos to watch on a Saturday Night (It's 9pm here in Germany) when you can't go outside because of the horrible Weather and flooded Streets! Thanks my Downunder Friends! Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
@@Caspeaon Ah man, what you Guys get is way worse than what we get over here, so i hope you're doing alright as well! Can't even imagine the Hurricane Season etc. Here we mostly get way too much Rain and since we live in the Mountains, lots of "New Rivers" and Mudslides. Both suck of course haha Cheers!
I convinced my local bevmo to ring it out a night early, bought four cases, they feel stronger than 6 percent.😂😂😂they are incredibly chuggable and are now a top pick for the next get together❤❤
Over the walls while they're at it. Go full saw trap and just plastic film up the whole room. Next noise complaint will get them arrested once the cops peak in and see the place.
Gee thanks guys it's only 2:00 in the afternoon and now that I see I'm watching this video I'm cracking open beers me and my wife is going to hate me tonight thanks
Lowkey want that last bug catcher one, no more terrifying possibility of the spider coming out or missing it or having it fall on you or jump, etc. Lol. But it probably costs more than it's worth.
13:16 😭😭 (Clay the MudWing describing what he would like for dinner) 15:23 the repeated cutoffs of “go past the sus-” 15:33 Jade silencing Cat during that one scene in the episode “Tori Tortures Teacher” in Victorious 15:50 the machine does not like that and volunteers some zombie growls to protest the abuse it has endured 16:10 and again. the machine is suffering 16:49 “I thought only the first one was gonna be messy, for some reason, and then I remembered what you guys are like… that’s kinda the bit, isn’t it” “It’s not a bit, Darcy.” “Oh, sorry.” “We’re retàœted” 18:24 Damn Chad chill 💀
GROG is Out Now in California! Order Now 👉 bevmo.com/products/235063
I can't wait for my shirt I ordered from the last vid!!!
WHEN IN WI????
Grog
Gorg
I'm gay after drinking an eye of newt infused grog
Bring Grog outside of Cali or the lil fella gets it.
Just go to Cali if you a fan
@SkSkillaSk no fan should have to travel across the US to buy a 6 pack of beers
@@thegreatders344 across the world for a lot of us :/
@@thegreatders344damn str8 dudes a fucking stooge 😂
@@SkSkillaSk the cost of living and taxes in Cali suck and the gas prices are so damn wack. I'm never going to Cali
After 8 long years, Edward Watermelon hands finally returned.
Yo I love your laptop content
best og video by far
@@therealtony2009 what are you doing in this comment section tony?
love ur vids
@@amosamazing i have leg
the Darcy sus line with no response was brilliant
THE MAX LINE OR THE SUS LINE
...
Idubbz turned them both gay , its not a joke.
@@MrWatchowtnowthat was the onion that makes you gay dumbass
@@MrWatchowtnowwhat you on abt lol
@@MrWatchowtnow Good.
Cant believe max eating glue is now patreon exclusive, despicable predatory marketing strategy
you use to get some chad hole but now you gotta pay 5 bucks a month just to see some glue down maxs gullet
@@greengoblinhunterhow the titans fall :(
@@greengoblinhunter I’m still sad the lizard cam vid got taken down
It would be worth $5 a month if they would make more than 1 video every 2 months. They make $80k a month on Patreon ALONE. They should be able to stick to a schedule.
Chad's intellect is determined by the roll of a dice. Sometimes he spells it skullton, sometimes he figures out a tool before anyone else
That, my friend, is the tism spiky smarts
He’s practical, not intellectual. He can cook like a professional chef but he can’t spell “skeleton”
the edit where Darcy says "THE MAX LINE OR THE SUS LINE :D??"
got me
AND NO ONE LAUGHED 😭😭
The awkward silence after was perfect😂
How do I keep scrolling down to the comments literally the second they say the line?
I've lost count how many times this has happened in this month alone.
@@AQDuck this happens so much to me i dont understand
POV me everytime i try making a joke in front of the class
as a reptile owner i am pretty certain that chad has unleashed hell in the studio for at least the next 2 years
I know right. My house had a cricket infestation earlier this year. I was so annoying just finding them all over the place. They weren't really noisy like the big black crickets outside.
Can't wait for the arc 5 months from now where they're all pissed off about the crickets and it's not a bit anymore 🤣
Haha, yeah!
Honestly, as it's not their home, I kinda hope the crickets will be terrorizing their studio for a while. Could be hilarious.
Also @quadruple_negative's nick caught my eye. :'D
@@quadruple_negative i live in germany, we dont really hear crickets outside a lot, but i once lost one House cricket while feeding, it went behind the fridge and somehow survived extremely long. For almost 2 years, the fridge was chirping, we moved the fridge and even looked behind the wallpaper and couldnt find it
@@DTKloves8 Chad has already yelled shut up crickets in another vid I think
13:49 no way you guys did him dirty like that LMFAO
dude the silence was crazy 😭
dude, I feel bad for darcy, but it is still funny ahahahahahahaha
This moment killed me LMFAO. I went straight to the comments to share this moment with someone
Died Laughing they got Darcy’s Ass!!😂☠️
Don’t worry, Darcy. I laughed. I’m also 5
I love how cold ones are becoming a alcoholic GMM, it's perfect
Yeah! They both suck!
@@snowflakehunterwhy you here then?
@@nicolaspintozzi8148 you got to watch something before you know how it is! Or I guess you're Nostradamus and you knew how the show was before you watched it.
@@nicolaspintozzi8148They were the redditors max made a goof of
Leaving the dead air in after darcy's "sus" joke was evil
Holy shit, I haven't seen so many regular Cold Ones uploads. Feels like there's a new video every 2 or 3 weeks.
I always felt like it was once a month, doesn’t seem too off to me. I’m a regard though
nice profile pic
@@just.a.guy324regard you highly
before this streak it had been almost two months, i was wondering if they actually managed to give themselves alcohol poisoning
It's great
4:30 Edward Watermelon hands has returned to us in our hour of need
Those were the days...
i pray that we see joji on cold ones one day🙏
Bros got sick from using dead birds in that video, those were the days
@@daw5832i love getting bird flu!!!
Was searching for this comment
"Redditors just need to ENJOY LIFE" is somehow just as factual as what he actually said.
13:19 genuinely thought i was tweaking for a second,thanks editor
right
at some point when i wasn't fully paying attention, during the coconut cap product, my internet browser glitched out and went back to the "sunscreen or something else" bit and i spent a full 2 minutes thinking it was a joke where it went back to that point of the video for no reason
The editing makes me think this show's final episode is going to be these two trying a variety hard drugs and one of them dying or going insane. Looking forward to it!
Who do we think is dying? My bets on Chad
@@winnie7826my bet is on Darcy idk why
@@winnie7826 I'm thinking Chad's tolerance is already pretty high.
@@Angel-gs6dpchad will kill darcy after he runs out of crack to supply him and chad enters a primal state
@@stmsly and Max goes insane and becomes the new Joker.
He gets his scars from the sharp hamburger
13:48 Darcy got left on heard
My heart aches for the boy, he's precious
😭😭😭😭😭
I nearly pissed meself
That shit was so funny😂 if u can take advantage and stiff a homie w a kinda lame joke it makes it 1000x better
and fucking screaming it too 😂😂
the editing is so phenomenal on these, major props to them for that !
Does explosion seem so real. I legitimately thought they died like 3 or 4 times this episode
Hahahaha the among us soundbyte that was used too many times in a row?
the subtle flash edit of the Shark Investor sitting in a BIG chair 17:55 had me going crazy. Thanks for the laughs
darcy saying "max line or the sus line" just for no one to laugh killed me
Let us not forget, they essentially laughed doorbell cameras off of their stage and now it’s a billion dollar industry. Food for thought. Just because they said no doesn’t mean shit.
Well its a tv show and that guy owns it and they are rich; not like they care; if they missed a investment.
Likewise just because they couldn't predict the future on one product also means shit all. They know what business they're in, you either get it or you get got
@@koilamaoh4238 if you don’t think for one second it grinds their gears that they missed out, you’re nuts. They’re rich for a reason. They like money and they want more of it.
@@user-to1su2iy4d of course they can’t predict the future. Not the point. It’s how they reacted to the product and then it soared. They’ve all gone on record saying they blew it and regret it.
17:56 had me dead asf why you do my mans that small 😂
Creased
I was just coming to the comments to say that lmaooo
The editor is goated for always making small details like that lmfao
I was coming here to tag the time-line hahaha
He's just a lil' fella!
I love watching darcy try and make Max and Chad keep their thoughts to themselves about what it might be, but then immediately giving up on that in like the second product
liking the editing on this one. sometimes the videos can tend to be very "hyper edited", but this one hit a nice balance. almost reminded me of YTP's with the sentence mixing, and how it kept repeating shit like "sus" and "scoop".
Scoop
It’s a tad bit too distracting still for my taste but it’s still great. I’d rather have this than no fun editing at all.
I like the chaotic videos when watching them and doing nothing else but if im doing something else i always end up pausing them because it overloads my brain lmao
I miss Prezoh
It's definitely not Trevor.
I'm not sure anyone is as good as him.
Not even Prezoh.
very excited to hear crickets in the background for the next 2-3 vids
OMG i had playback speed on 0.75 for like half the video without realising. I just thought the boiz were already hammered
Chad not being completely turned off by the $54 pumpkin scooper tells me we gotta start unsubbing from the patreon
Completely lost touch with the common grog
i think its 54 australian dolars which is probably like 20 merica dollars, which i guess is still overpriced ofc.
@@jakeanator Jesus Christ, what are they in a recession? I remember it was 1 to 1 when I was a kid
@@AWormsPurposedon't listen to strangers on the internet. 54 AUD is 36.86 USD, not 20
@@AWormsPurpose i remember being surprised how big the gap was as a kid so i had searched on google if it had been better in the last 10 years and it hadnt. was it really 1:1 like 30+ years ago
Scoop
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2:16
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scoop
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As someone who has a cricket infestation inside of their house it only takes a few to start, I can’t go a single minute without hearing a cricket in my house. I sleep the the sound of a cricket orchestra, it is maddening
I have reptiles and crickets are feeder insects for some and i had a baggy full, a male cricket got out somehow and i was hearing that thing chirp nonstop everynight for weeks, it even started chirping in the morning! I couldn't find it however i did kill it since it finally was dumb and revealed itself to me. So sorry to hear about that, must be tough.
@@JigMeister1 Yeah, when I used to keep reptiles I had crickets escape a couple of times and those things do not shut up when night comes, went on for months when more than one escaped, got used to it but only after going mad. I guess on the positive side this is the Cold Ones office so unless someone is using it as sleeping accommodations on the side they wont be nearly as annoying during the day.
Cold Ones *Plays a guessing game where you arent told what any item is and you have to figure it out yourself.*
Chad Every Round "what is it?"
Just got my 8 pack of grog, was the last one left! Put a couple in the fridge for tomorrow , I’m so glad I’m a Californian rn!
Keep up the good work fellas, I’m eager to see what future grog awaits !
13:19 is the best edit of Max ever
29:49 as well
this one killed me😂
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT LMAO
I’m dying rn omfg the face 😂😂😂
Who is that? It looks so familiar.
Gorg
you should pitch that on shark tank
Gog
@@sealdealer hello shark I give drink gorg
@@roccopaolini2346 get this man on shark tank now
G
18:25 so nice of Chad to wish that man a long life
The among us sound effects unironically almost gave me a panic attacjk
would love to see a vid where Max and Chad swap places with Darcy and Scott and they all try to match each other's energy
Hear hear
the edit of Daymond in the big chair on shark tank had me crying hahaha
The sharks not understanding how concrete the science on Pavlovian responses actually is, is hilarious in and of itself 😂
well the product wasnt good tho
yeah but also it really does depend on how well you can do it to yourself. a far cheaper method would be an elastic band.
yeah but if the harm of a harmful habit isn't harmful enough to stop then wtf is a mild shock gonna do
@barrothontherocks3325 I can imagine if you're married it'd be good, or have someone else around to shock you
@@barrothontherocks3325 also funny how the almost bald guy that got angry at the shock thing for being a scam is an actual scammer lol.
I havnt laughed from TH-cam in so long lol you guys made a great video. Definitely gonna subscribe
I watch their videos when drinking and it always makes me feel like I’m drinking with them, even the editing feels like my mind when I’m drunk and I love it
Those are perfect Videos to watch on a Saturday Night (It's 9pm here in Germany) when you can't go outside because of the horrible Weather and flooded Streets!
Thanks my Downunder Friends!
Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
Prost aus Österreich
Hope you're doing okay man, Florida here in America got hit really hard too.
stößchen aus erfurt
Prost aus rosenheim oida
@@Caspeaon
Ah man, what you Guys get is way worse than what we get over here, so i hope you're doing alright as well! Can't even imagine the Hurricane Season etc.
Here we mostly get way too much Rain and since we live in the Mountains, lots of "New Rivers" and Mudslides. Both suck of course haha
Cheers!
1:00 why is there a little glep walking on the table?? 😭
why isn't there
He’s a cool dude :)
Because in 2024 tv and internet are connected
@ChetohI will
The moment Max said it needed black beans, that milk blender thing gurgled for its life lmao
I havent laughed at among us reference for more than a year. The boys really know how to bring back a dead meme
Cold ones has one of the best editors man
13:20 genuinely scared the fuck out me lol
Finally, cold ones video
I guess I’m gonna have to arrange a Smokey and the Bandit style run across the country to bring Grog from California back to the east coast.
Let us know how it goes 🫡
I convinced my local bevmo to ring it out a night early, bought four cases, they feel stronger than 6 percent.😂😂😂they are incredibly chuggable and are now a top pick for the next get together❤❤
Darcy is the Australian Timothee Chalamet
I've been thinking this, I almost fear for him bc young girls seem to go fkn feral for that victorian chimney sweep. Protect Darcy from the hoards.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat Lisan Al-Gahib mate
I think they should really consider putting a plastic sheet over the table for Darcy’s sanity
Over the walls while they're at it. Go full saw trap and just plastic film up the whole room. Next noise complaint will get them arrested once the cops peak in and see the place.
I was literally watching Cold ones right now
Believe it or not I am also watching cold ones right now
i am currently writing a comment replying to another comment on a cold ones video
Doesn’t bleep out the F word, but bleeps out the R word, respect 😂
The first one I thought was for getting pumpkin guts out .😂
Wait I was right 😂😂
4:28 Edward watermelon hands throwback
Rel
Came here to make this comment
And he's throwing punches
So happy for Zade. What a phenomenal edit man 👏
Thank you :)
Nothing like nodding out from heroin and waking up to a new video from cold ones!
Hello my fellow junkie lol. I wonder how many of us there are watching cold ones?
bruh
I stick to safe habits like energy drinks and fast food
@@Scarlett-z9i I relapsed last week lmao but I didn't have much sober time behind me.
Drinking grog in america while watching cold ones just hits different. Thank you bevmo lmao
I’m sorry for all the bs those people did to your company you’ll bounce back don’t worry bro you have a good product
There's going to be cricket chirping in these videos for the next year.
0:18 If you say something offensive we will invade.
LMFAO
I second that
Ngl.. i hope your from the uk.. I would make a cup of tea with you.. just to make a point that we are all fucking tired.
If you say something offensive…we’ll ask for America’s help as we eat Raggmunk outside of the IKEA
16:57 relatable
Grog is absolutely fire, just had some tonight with the boys
Jet set radio music in a Cold Ones video?
I fucking love this!!
Hey man the guy in the big chair was funny as heck
Gee thanks guys it's only 2:00 in the afternoon and now that I see I'm watching this video I'm cracking open beers me and my wife is going to hate me tonight thanks
15:32 I pictured that arin hanson meme of him being fed m&m's and screaming 'MORE'
7:12 yawned at this moment and laughed too hard. Im deaf now. Thanks
15:42 this is the wildest thing I think I’ve heard Max say in the past two uploads
7:50 that’s something out of the chum bucket
15 seconds is a new record for me 😂😂
That’s what he said
4:28 Edward Watermelon Hands comeback
Cold ones is like if ADHD was an editing style
Can confirm
Excited for the cricket arc in a few months
Lowkey want that last bug catcher one, no more terrifying possibility of the spider coming out or missing it or having it fall on you or jump, etc. Lol. But it probably costs more than it's worth.
it looks SO good i havent seen too many where there is a button and there is that much distance it would be worth every penny even at like $54 tbh
there is an eiffel tower in paris texas, it has a cowboy hat on top
i smell pickles in this video.
11:47 i like how the among us sound still has the sound of someone leaving. Just like the real game
The US version of Grog is a different recipe. The US version doesn't have vodka in it, the only alcohol it lists inside is wine.
It begins..
6:10 “ is that real? “ “ it was” 😂😂
Ian bring you guys the LA apology plague?
always nice seeing cold ones uploads
rip liver tho : (
18:20 A piece of 3d printed plastic for 31$ is crazy🤣
WE WANT GROG IN EUROPE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
21:12 Mickey mouse
smoking some CHINESE HERB and watching the new cold ones video… im gay
I have this magic trick to smell my canned beer, it's called a cup.
Max is an absolute menace putting grog in coconuts
I'm Gooning 🗿
Dog Cement!
Das conk creet
BAYBEEEEEE
Next episode will be delayed after they have to hire a bug exterminator to decontaminate the studio
Darcy, by now you must know that Max is immune to glue.
4:27 The return of Edward watermelon hands
I love goth hair he needs to keep his hair like he had it in that skit
grog in UK plz
0:19 they must have been at gunpoint
13:16 😭😭 (Clay the MudWing describing what he would like for dinner)
15:23 the repeated cutoffs of “go past the sus-”
15:33 Jade silencing Cat during that one scene in the episode “Tori Tortures Teacher” in Victorious
15:50 the machine does not like that and volunteers some zombie growls to protest the abuse it has endured
16:10 and again. the machine is suffering
16:49 “I thought only the first one was gonna be messy, for some reason, and then I remembered what you guys are like… that’s kinda the bit, isn’t it”
“It’s not a bit, Darcy.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“We’re retàœted”
18:24 Damn Chad chill 💀
They forgot that they could just say oh I’m gonna swap the cigarettes to the other side 25:18 😂😂
21:10 D O J Y A N N ~
Im leaving this here for when chad becomes idubzzz 2.0 .