Are we going to talk about Chad quietly telling Darcy to take the bottle of Rum away @ 29:05 to stop Max from smashing another? That’s a real bro right there.
When they are drunk, Chad just gets tired and giggly and Max just turns into an absolute fucking menace, destroying everything. I would NOT trust these guys with ANY of my posessions
Give Darcy a taser, he deserves a treat. Just something to hold the boys off when they’re being a bit too silly to appreciate his games and fun props. Love you all, my favourite Aussie hooligans 💜🏴
I don't think it's a good idea tasing someone that is that much drunk. Their hearts are working overdrive to handle the alcohol in their blood so tasing them could potentially stop it
@@SadenIsWatchin i mean, they are already cursed by the curse of the middle eastern mug man. so they might aswell break all of them for the old times sake
I haven’t drank alcohol in a while, but everytime I want to I just put on your videos and it gives me the same effect. Losing brain cells every second I watch
Darcy don't drink. Make it where Darcy has a mixer make these into cocktails and the boys have to guess which drink is most to least expensive. Loser drinks the whole thing.
Imagine the pain of being Chinese and importing your rice from America that's like Americans importing venereal disease from China it's just embarrassing
Absolutely kino seeing Darcy really accept his role on this channel, seeing him be scheming and seeing him wrangle the drunk aussie boys. Bro deserves at least 3 bananas as a treat
I actually kinda feel bad for Darcy even though I'm like 99.9% certain it's all one big bit. Like, darcy seemed like he was almost genuinely getting a little mad this episode, which was entirely warranted since the boys were being a LOT more destructive than they normally are.
I love that no matter how drunk they get, they always maintain the core characteristics of Max being hyper destructive and Chad maintaining some voice of reason
Darcy you should make a "drinking every Max drink" test where all the drinks are like Pepsi Max and Max rates the Max drinks and chases them with Max Jack's coctails or something idk
Fun fact: The drinking age in Malta is 17 years (used to be 16 years in my day) and the Shandy featured in this video is one of the first drinks we used to drink at around 14 years old!
Darcy is the fuckin man. Used to watch him produce Fairbairn Films. Now that he's on to Cold One's, I can see that he is a master of taking random film and coming up with great content. I'm glad he found Max and Chad.
There used to be a drink in the UK called White Lightning (A.K.A tramp juice), a clear 8.4% cider that was cheaper than soda, sadly, or rather thankfully it was discontinued about 15 years ago.
The little fat lamb flashbacks are real. I don't miss that stage of life lmao, broke late teens-early 20's and many blackouts. The worst hangovers of all time.
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we're wearing cool shirtz btw 👉🏻 bit.ly/coolshirtzz
Always got the cool shirts
i am racist
disliked
I like men
i am horizontally challenged
a couple years from now “the truth about max and chad” a 3 hour long callout video where darcy details the abuse he endured working on coldones
lol the abuse is right in the videos no need to make a compilation
@@schwuzi
My nuts
it’ll be backwards it’s the abuse Darcy put them through haha
@@ElijahBobijaNah, the boys'll release their own side on the same day, but the entire thing will still be handled by Darcy.
Thought this was funny before I watched the video.... its absolutely hillarious after.
Darcy genuinely knows them too well lmao, pulling out a second bottle after Max smashes it
couldn't be scripted
shit made me lmao, came down to the comments as soon as I saw it
but not so well that he would bring a third apparently lol
The way I :o
@@obentoubako
That part made me squirt all over
Darcy has gone from production assistant to max and chads handler
Tærd wrangler
Darcy has been genuinely such a great addition to team, videos got even better with him. ♥
@@jaja_grey Darcy is a legend
You should marry him
Discount Scott
Yeah Darcy is a great addition, like genuinely so fun to watch the trios chemistry
Acquisition would be a better adjective.
I think if you find another Middle Eastern mug you should get it cast into a resin cube
Then they will make a whole video just about ways to destroy resin covered things and Max will break it.
@@parvashah7887i’d watch this
Are we going to talk about Chad quietly telling Darcy to take the bottle of Rum away @ 29:05 to stop Max from smashing another? That’s a real bro right there.
Based on
When they are drunk, Chad just gets tired and giggly and Max just turns into an absolute fucking menace, destroying everything.
I would NOT trust these guys with ANY of my posessions
Dank Pods has a super expensive set of headphones that got dented from them.
It's all about who's winning the game is who is more menacing lol
Or any alcoholic whatsoever. Lol
They turn into Jaba the Hutt and Jarjar Binks
Give Darcy a taser, he deserves a treat. Just something to hold the boys off when they’re being a bit too silly to appreciate his games and fun props. Love you all, my favourite Aussie hooligans 💜🏴
I'm sorry to you mate but that's not the Aussie flag :(
@@VacantSilver I think they're sending their love from Scotland.
@@TypicalUkraine_ Bingo 😸
I don't think it's a good idea tasing someone that is that much drunk. Their hearts are working overdrive to handle the alcohol in their blood so tasing them could potentially stop it
@@TypicalUkraine_ That's literally a black flag on my screen, I assumed they're a pirate.
Darcy carrying the channel and the lack of hospital visits on his shoulders with his gentle parenting 💅🫡
trueee
I EMAILED YOU I FOUND ANOTHER MIDDLE EASTERN MAN MUG (do not let max touch this.)
w guy lets gooo!!
L E G E N D
you're a hero, God bless you
the 4th last one in the world
ask for a shit ton of money from them for it
Max smashing that mug was so upsetting man. Darcy hella funny this episode tho
The breaking nice things bit is getting a little dull, especially when it's stuff like that.
@SadenIsWatchin wrong
@@SadenIsWatchin you're dull
@@SadenIsWatchin i mean, they are already cursed by the curse of the middle eastern mug man.
so they might aswell break all of them for the old times sake
"upsetting", really? reevaluate. you're in too deep chief
i think it would be funny if for one video chad and max do darcy and scotts job, while darcy and scott do the drinking and content
amazing idea
Darcy is definitely what Cold Ones needed, love that guy
agreed, he really elevated the vids ♥
tuy
Try the cheapest fent you can find next plz! That would be a awesome video!
Fent isnt as big of an issue here in Australia as it is in the US, so itd have to be them testing the cheapest meth
hahaha hawk tuah
sorry man, they live in Australia, fent is almost an entirely American problem lmao
@@shorjee you have to have the iq of a boulder to think that's funny
china hasnt started sending it to us yet
I’d love to see their tax claims
700 dollars worth of glassware
3k on alcohol
1k on paper towels
just for one vid 😂
Lol those numbers are way too low.
I felt for poor Darcey in this one. haha. I think he was at his limit.
Toxic work culture
I like how consiistently the lads' drunken antics escalate from smashing glass to killing Darcy
Darcy just loooks very killable
rest in peace darcy 😔
I love Darcy so much, thank God he not only puts up with all Max and Chad's shenanigans but riffs with them too. Praying he doesnt get sick of it 😭
I think plastic glasses need to become the standard for Cold Ones
15:52 Darcy going "why you killing" got me so good.
Lmao what an npc
@ilikevideos4868 bro what? 💀
@@goldenblade3735 brrrrrruh
@@ilikevideos4868get a job lil bro
22:21 literally almost made me piss myself laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 max is a fuckin menace, i can’t breath 🤣
Max becomes the type of guy who needs his hands cuffed when drunk lol. Bro breaks EVERYTHING
anything4views also needs his hands tied, he tries to fight everybody and light shit on fire
right bro lowkey needs a straight jacket 😭
amazing video for the unemployed
Amen brother
sunday :)
I love Sunday
shut up let me enjoy my monthly drunk aussie slop
@@Cobawlt its because its cheap not because its a work day...
Darcy is one of the best things to happen to this channel. He has some of the best ideas for videos 🔥
make an episode where max and chad try to repair a bunch of shit that they destroyed before, like the Middle Eastern mug with like glue n shet
17:34 this line from darcy is very representative of his growth since joining cold ones
what did he even say?
"Wtf I work with a bunch of yes men?"
The best part of Cold Ones videos is how quickly each episode devolves into utter chaos.
I haven’t drank alcohol in a while, but everytime I want to I just put on your videos and it gives me the same effect. Losing brain cells every second I watch
A reverse episode where the Bois have to make these cheap drinks into a cocktail that tastes nice and Darcy has to judge which ones better
Darcy don't drink.
Make it where Darcy has a mixer make these into cocktails and the boys have to guess which drink is most to least expensive. Loser drinks the whole thing.
@@FishwicksREALdarcy doesn’t drink? dude i’ve seen him drunk multiple times in their videos and get drunk with them hahaha.
@@ivimarty he does drink, but nowhere near the level that these two champions do. he gets lightly buzzed while they get blackout drunk
Some respect to the editor. Realy enjoying. He does a very very very good job, fits the channel
That final alcohol was totally isopropyl with food dye and whiskey flavoring😂
For a fact that it is not the cheapest there is one which goes for ₹20-30 or .36 Australian Dollar, and that drink would knock you out good
Cold ones is slowly turning into the saw franchise
2:45 props to the editor for the extra work and sparkles. :P
I can't say I wasn't surprised to see Max violently smashing the Middle East Old Man Mug the second he got his hands on it.
Can’t say I was*
Assuming this is what you meant.
24:20 the mcfish goo caught me so off guard
So upsetting
Same wtf even is it 😅 Chad just couldn't care less at this point though 😂😂
@Sassy666 it was an edit btw. not real slime
@@sgpiegp4rt831god i hope
The "it's still frozen" followed by an unphased Chad continuing to eat broke me.
I just love the editing on every single video, just makes it 1000% funnier
Imagine pulling up to work and your bosses try to tackle and kill you every day
6:29 California also has some of the largest exporters of rice to both China, Japan, and Korea. Northern California is mostly hills and forests.
Imagine the pain of being Chinese and importing your rice from America that's like Americans importing venereal disease from China it's just embarrassing
That's probably China. China grows a lot of grain on American soil with American water.
@@elmocsgovideos48 guh, explain
@@egg5195Realtors and lawmakers are willing to short their own country's production for a quick deal.
@@elmocsgovideos48 no its mostly American, although the JFC has some pull in the area, it's almost all moderated under the ACC.
Max looked at chad screaming in pain and let the intrusive thoughts take hold 😂😂
Max getting drunk just results in multiple bottles and glass being broken haha
He’s always been that way, it’s like he can’t help it 😂😂
And then the episode stops. Like come on max
@@Naltddesha Classic Max! haha
22:20 why he dump it in Chad like that 😂 I'm crying
That moment is so unhinged
Full chaos, i was crying at that moment 🤣
The way my jaw dropped.
the way i was expecting Chad to punch him back and it never happened oml
I no like that part :(
Absolutely kino seeing Darcy really accept his role on this channel, seeing him be scheming and seeing him wrangle the drunk aussie boys. Bro deserves at least 3 bananas as a treat
Glad to see Darcy finally learned he needed a gun to keep Chad and Max in line. Little sad he didn't opt for the shock collars though.
31:35 “do not redeem the gift card”
"Hello am under the water, please help me"
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
SIR WHAT THE FUCK SIR
The goons subreddit is definitely gon hear about this
The Halo 3:ODST music really sets the emotions Chad is going through.
There were several Halo sound bits in this I’m sure
I thought I heard that right lol, perfect music
fr i checked the comments just because the abundance of halo sound effects and music
I actually kinda feel bad for Darcy even though I'm like 99.9% certain it's all one big bit. Like, darcy seemed like he was almost genuinely getting a little mad this episode, which was entirely warranted since the boys were being a LOT more destructive than they normally are.
touch grass
Did you come up with that one yourself champ? @@BC-yl3qb
Max especially like damn
Idk, I’m assuming max and chad own and pay for everything and hire Darcy. Whoever pays for it can do whatever they want with it imo.
He wasn't actually mad and it wasn't warranted bc Chad and max pay for everything in the studio and his wage
I love that no matter how drunk they get, they always maintain the core characteristics of Max being hyper destructive and Chad maintaining some voice of reason
Darcy you should make a "drinking every Max drink" test where all the drinks are like Pepsi Max
and Max rates the Max drinks and chases them with Max Jack's coctails
or something idk
There must be boozes with the names max or Chad in them if there's like 10 that could be an episode
I'm watching this as I'm taking an alcohol serving safety course. I'm learning more on this show then the course
0:28 aw hell, wtf did the editor to Darcy's face?! 😂😂😂 That was uncalled for.
Did anybody notice that at all?
now i did holy shit that's so fking funny
22:17 max is pure chaos incarnate, moreso than any other human being alive.
I love how Darcy just always has a goofy smile on his face at all times.
It's the customer service face. I bet he worked in retail but especially sales.
He's pulling some strings 🧵🧵🧵
One of the only channels i really laugh out loud. Appreciate you sacrificing your health for our entertainment ❤
Darcy is so goated it’s not even funny
Gd
@ no way
fellas
Max destroys another priceless artifact yet again. Smh my head… I’m not angry just disappointed.
roach dawg jr gang
@ for lyfe 🫵😎🤙
I've been saying that for years roach Dogg Jr but now I'm green and retired.
@@Quzga well they do say “green minds think alike”
Who needs a rage rooms when Chad and Max have the cold ones set, god bless Darci’s soul for babysitting these grown men🫡😭
These guys are eventually going to destroy the whole office in an episode and have to go on hiatus.
Fire is my guess.
Max always becomes more unhinged the longer the video goes on lmao
Drunker*
The "See-er, Sucker!" moment is possibly one of my favourite moments on Cold Ones, next tot the "Knicker Twist" bit. Had me laughing in the train lmao
the one time darcy prepared for the guys being stupidly smart w the diamond sword and they didnt 😭
Fun fact: The drinking age in Malta is 17 years (used to be 16 years in my day) and the Shandy featured in this video is one of the first drinks we used to drink at around 14 years old!
ozog morf ozoB
Yoo I'm in malta right now and I'm drunk. Who would've thougt
@@nikitabannov9423traveling to Malta tomorrow!!
22:25 as soon as max looked at chad his fate was sealed
Next episode Darcy is going to wear a suit of armor to be protected of the 2 gremlins
Darcy about to speedrun finding new employment after that😭😅
Darcy is the fuckin man. Used to watch him produce Fairbairn Films. Now that he's on to Cold One's, I can see that he is a master of taking random film and coming up with great content. I'm glad he found Max and Chad.
24:57 "Noorrr" "fuckin guun sak brotha" sounded like a Micheal cusac cartoon
That was my first thought haha
love the editor dude 4:53, dont think many notice his teeth are fucked, but editor still did it lol
I did notice, I just thought that's how they were.
And the mini whiteboard glitching into the table when Chad threw it 😂
Check out beef boys! He's a co host of a pretty funny podcast
Is it still Prezzo lol
He keeps doing it in every goddamn video xD
Being drunk while watching the cold ones boys drunk is a different level of fun
I love how Max’s test for the quality of the liquors is determined by whether or not the bottles survive be slammed into the table at Mach 3.
Hahaha the eagle noise is hilarious too whoever edits your videos is a legendary person I love it it’s stupidly unique
Max was a maniac this episode lmao
There used to be a drink in the UK called White Lightning (A.K.A tramp juice), a clear 8.4% cider that was cheaper than soda, sadly, or rather thankfully it was discontinued about 15 years ago.
The rest of Europe calls your alcohol hooker spit on account of it being poorly made and the bottles and cans are always sticky
Just get Frosty Jacks, 7.5% and its a fiver for 2.5 litres in iceland
White Lightning is clear whiskey here in America and it can go up to 80%
Sounds kinda nice, but i bet it didnt taste nice 😂
Now we have Black storm 7.5% £1.29
The little fat lamb flashbacks are real. I don't miss that stage of life lmao, broke late teens-early 20's and many blackouts. The worst hangovers of all time.
21:24 gotta love Max just feeding Chad glass
23:36 It’s not gone, it’s literally everywhere
22:15 dude I freaking died laughing at the whole bit. 😂🤣😂
Videos never seem to dissapoint. thank you for being among the few good content creators.
that rendition of "Empire State of Mind" was truly beautiful
Dude, I just can’t at 22:23 😂
22:22 this whole segment is max getting chad back for human twister
17:55 that's a sturdy ass bottle lmao
its plastic
Bro the second the odst music coming on made this a 10/10 10:14
Brought back so many memories fr
recieved literal goose bumps
just abt to comment this LOL
@ self proclaimed free thinkers when they hear Deference for darkness XD
That and the over shield sound near the start. Going to sleep to odst music tonight now i swear.
I laughed uncontrollably hard at Chad asking “can i eat that?” Fish sandwich lolol
Why is max so chaotic 😭
Why are they both so chaotic, though?
@crazyluigi6664 I think Max highly influences Chad to be chaotic especially when they get extremely drunk 🤣
Have you not seen chef?
Bro why were they so agressive in this video 😭
I honestly believe they were all a bit frustrated with each other. Definitely would have been with Max acting like that.
@@neutralb4109 They weren't
I'm surprised Max still does Cold Ones with how often he abandons his other channels.
Love the Halo 3 ODST sad Mombasa jazz playing over Chad's sadness 8:11
Darcy’s face when the card fell was hilarious
whoever edits these videos. seriously, you make the show
Playing the halo 3 odst music during the episode while I was listening to this episode gave me PTSD and I started crying. Wtf Cold Ones...
@15:55 Darcy fighting for his life like a recovering alcoholic trying to not fall into temptation
We need Fairbairn, SuperMega, BoyBoy, and HowToBasic to all do a games night together.
Also Scott.
Darcy can be the host.
Classic ColdOnes special.
Darcy has the patience of a saint!
This the alcohol that make you bald
Massive respect to you all for using Halo 3 ODST music. That soundtrack is a certified hood classic.
"I don't even feel buzzed." After drinking lemonade and lager 🤣
9:51 Chad fighting for his life genuinely brought me to tears lmao
Max smashing the middle eastern man mug genuinely pissed me off
Darcy has taken the title of MASSIVE LEGEND