I love how Failboat is so obsessed with watching Kirby get broken every second that when he’s counting how many hours of sleep Kirby gets from using Deep Sleep, he goes up in the multiples of 8 and…somehow gets 38.
Cool fact: as illustrated in this video, bosses such as ddd and clawrorine actually have special code that prevents them from dying before they reach their next phase
"Kirby's actually getting 8 hours of sleep every time he uses this ability." (Proceeds to use it 3 times in less than 5 seconds) Me: Is it possible to learn this power?
1:25 “Hello?” As soon as you said that, the screen cut to black for a few seconds, followed by a Nintendo Switch “click”. I thought, “Ha ha, nice censor” only for a real ad to start playing. That was more terrifying than your actual gunshot bit.
7:31 when he says "good kitty" when she was DYING AND SHE WAS GETTING DRILLED CONSTANTLY made me fall out of my gaming chair (yes i have a gaming chair)
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The metric for how good a Kirby ability is is how fast it can kill the game’s wispy woods I am now going to trademark the wispy-ometer for unrelated usage
So yeah, I'm here vibing watching Murder Drones for the 20th time, but then my phone pings and there, I see it. I see it and I think, "when will the Kirby Assault Saga end?" I suppose we will never know.
"Before the final battle, a fluttering fiend arrives to cast its judgment. This dangerous weapon grants that form to any who wield it. For Kirby, handling this power is...a breeze." - Morpho Knight Sword gacha figure description. Yup that pretty much can sum it up huh. 😂
I love how Failboat is so obsessed with watching Kirby get broken every second that when he’s counting how many hours of sleep Kirby gets from using Deep Sleep, he goes up in the multiples of 8 and…somehow gets 38.
And the 38th multiple of 8 is 304
Kirby slept in one of the nights
Kirby only got 6 hours of sleep on the 5th one
@@nootnootboopssnoots9707😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
😊😊😊😊
3:38 Star Allies had Kirby peeing, Fartgotten Land has Kirby farting, I can't wait to see what *HAL Lavatory* comes up with next
💩
He's everywhere
IT WILL BE KIRBY THROWING UP PROJECTILES AND-
oh wait, nvm
@@novametstli5348 hol up
Hello once again Moom, Merry Christmas
0:02 this extremely stiff dodgerolling made my day.
When you don't level ADP
When you fall down the stairs
@@oghcuteanimationhq5121 falling down the stairs at 5 FPS.
*insert the world revolving from deltarune*
I was the one who asked "Any crashes yet?" (3:07 for context)
Sorry again Dan. And Chat. Didn't mean to jinx it.
Your good it made it funny
You're forgiven.
The Council has granted thee mercy
Well, you made my favorite failboat quote.
“Who needs crashes. In the same sentence, *WHO NEEDS EYES?!”*
You're goated for that
I like how Dan can't ever escape from the "beam attack" bit no matter how much he trys
Once a meme, always a meme
And here we are!
Just like a cockroach surviving a nuke.
He made his bed when he made the meme, now he has to sleep in it.
At least in this game theres no beam attack however the space gun is kind of like a beam attack
Kirby has surpassed the need for "animations"
he has surpassed "Being able to beat god"
He has gotten to "B-And he beat god"
One push of the B button and gods have dies
He is a inter dimensional god
He was the real god all this time.
Patter hi😊
Cool fact: as illustrated in this video, bosses such as ddd and clawrorine actually have special code that prevents them from dying before they reach their next phase
And I learned you can kill sillydillo *during* his transition into phase 3
Me and my friends refer to such a scenario as „dialogue immunity“ …
And we HATE IT ! Just let us kill the damn bugger !
now i want to know what happens if you remove that code
@@shibalienelite5247
Death
@@Mixedtale_official ⚰️
7:07. When you’re tired of hearing how much you can save by switch your car insurance
15 minutes
"Kirby's actually getting 8 hours of sleep every time he uses this ability." (Proceeds to use it 3 times in less than 5 seconds)
Me: Is it possible to learn this power?
if he's waking up instantly he probably is also waking up instantly if he doesn't want to sleep when he falls asleep, so it has to cap out
Not from the Boat
Failboat casually beating the ultimate Cup in less than 3 minutes
I beat it on less
@@mega6662 I searched the entire forgotten land and I couldn't find who tf asked
@@TheBluberryBoi your dad asked
Too bad he went for the milk and never came back
@@mega6662 actually he f--king died
@@TheBluberryBoi why every ducking time I make a “your dad” jokes, they’re death!!!!
My condolences for your father
The amount of horror wispy been through
He just sees Kirby again and has flashbacks
This isn’t even Whispy is the best part
He's got Vietnam flashbacks💀💀💀
Cool😊
Please spare the tree please
When Kirby 64 breaks Dan for ONE video, Dan retaliates by breaking Kirby for FOUR.
Four*
@@autismandgaming4532 You're absolutely right, I forgot he did two Star Allies ones.
Somehow out of everything he’s done, struggling to recreate the pizza that Adeleine painted is what broke him
@@Space-ious also needle spark in the cloud level
@@GaminJapasianHe wHAT-
Meta Knight at 5:59 be like: "Kirby! Where has your honor gone?!"
The same place his animations have gone
@@Echo_the_half_glitchalso the same place where failboats soul has gone
@@Echo_the_half_glitch the void
@cringehunter3812 Is that a Kirby Star Allies reference?
5:22 oh God, *somebody get the Lorax on the phone!!*
*HE COMETH*
1:25
“Hello?”
As soon as you said that, the screen cut to black for a few seconds, followed by a Nintendo Switch “click”. I thought, “Ha ha, nice censor” only for a real ad to start playing.
That was more terrifying than your actual gunshot bit.
I experienced something similar with Brawl Stars 3 years ago.
6:24 right in the royal jewels!
LOL!!!!!
10:25
He's just standing there, MENACINGLY!
Technically, he’s just stuck there, MENACINGLY! (And menaced.)
5:00 not even mods compare to the raw power of Toy Hammer
poor Kirby, being broken and repaired, broken and repaired more times than we can count. Dan... GIVE KIRBY SOME PEACE AND SYMPATHY
Whispy Woods: 👀
@@blakksheep736*👁️👁️
I was here for this stream. Loved every second of it. The edits now just make it even better.
Also, Brawl Meta Knight be like: 8:28
6:32 He is yelling in agony, God, he will need therapy for the next 10 years...
This version of Kirby should have a deep sleep forever
Hasn't poor kirby had enough
*whispy
Yep
@NoteBlock
LMAO
No.
He needs more.
0:27 I love how Meta Knight looks completely unfazed by Needle Kirby's insane attacks
You don't need to comment obvious things, just sayin'.
@@Wario_loves_Garlic oh, whoopsies ;~;
@@NinetailsNineLives Please stop
@@Wario_loves_Garlic sorry
@@NinetailsNineLives Thank you
Another day of failboat carefully beating the hardest challenge in Kirby and the Forgotten land in less than 5-minutes
11:07 Kirby literally destroyed the sound barrier
10:47 (Incoming Climax music)
Kirby : *HI*
*(BONK)*
Failboat: Yeah yeah that kinda seems about right
9:57 welp. There go my organs.
0:23 the sun is a deadly laser.
oh ok
not anymore there’s a blanket
@@Thetotalyrealniffty cmon, you can come on land now!
6:16 I proudly know that was going to happen because I can get Dedede to that amount of health in un-modded Kirby
Just use fully upgraded crash, hit dedede multiple times and recharge the timer with the foxes he has with him
11:14 this, no joke, sounds like a rom on my school computer
Sounds like my pc giving up on gmod
"It took hundreds of people to craft this game to perfection, and only one person to break it all down "
0:34
One of the best streams I got to see. Where Fail continuously beats the hell out of poor Tropic Woods to make him into lumber.
8:19
Acrobatics in Pokemon Sacrlet and Violet
1:17 very big coincidence you might say? After all, the flower of the talking said that too.
Lol
He predicted the future
Nintendo love failboat so much they took that line from him
7:31 when he says "good kitty" when she was DYING AND SHE WAS GETTING DRILLED CONSTANTLY made me fall out of my gaming chair (yes i have a gaming chair)
4:13 .Chainsaw-Kirby.
@giveaway442 huh?
@@silvercloves4510don't listen to them!!!!!!
Chainsaw Kirb
4:30 this sounds so satisfying
11:01
And here we aren’t
7:26
Awoofy: *Okay then*
"If you don't want to die, Simply don't breathe"
-Failboat 2022
6:11 primal awoofies just don’t want anything to do with this
Failboat might be obsessed with breaking Kirby
8:05 maybe this will hit him beam attack
Little does failboat know Kirby gets stronger every time he does a video like this
Judging by the actions of kirby in this video
I think he knows
4:13 For all the castle crushers fans, yes, 1 of you. This kinda reminds me of industrialist and fencer being super op.
What also happens to be the background music by any chance?
That’s right, we’re going back in time to the first Kirby game to get *BEAM ATTACK!* off the menu
That's right, we're going back in time to the first Kirby game to get *BEAM ATTACK!* OFF. THE. MENU.
@@themarioking7127 who are you talking to?
@@NothingWorldByThisIsPailyn nothing
This guy right there
Yeah, he knows what I’m talking about, see, he’s nodding.
"it took hundreds people to craft this game to perfection, and only one person to break it all down"
Daniel, 2023
8:06 Maybe this will hit ‘em “Beam deforestation”
2:46
Oh hey lil chatty's there!
I WISH I HAD THAT PENCIL SHARPENER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!! 5:47
Failboat: I forgot there's just an acual buzz saw. Hey Whispy!
[Shows deforestation] 😂 Time- 4:25
Idk whats worse, that failboat is murdering him or that he's trying to gaslight tropic into thinking he's wispy
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The metric for how good a Kirby ability is is how fast it can kill the game’s wispy woods
I am now going to trademark the wispy-ometer for unrelated usage
7:03 “Man, this place smells like ducks-“
Aww, that's a cute lizard there! Wua-
@@naishanyiwisproceeds to shoot 5000 bullets into the lizards skull”
Elfilin needs to get in on the action, I see him walking around Waddle Dee Town like a normal person!
7:02 - 7:12 The lizard got scared, he's got married and is living a happy life.
Mr. Frosty is no longer alone. Whispy/Tropic Woods now shares his pain.
"all the kirby bosses so mean to me…"
3:03
Don't worry Kirby I will get you out!
Hammer attack!
I missed, well, guess you're on your own
"Ahhh. I love Deforestation." FailBoat 2022 Quote of the year
9:15
(In Finger’s voice)
Wispy…
Put down the walls Wispy
Kid named finger
whispy*
This mod just turns all of Kirby’s abilities into NUKE KIRBY.
11:22 To quote duke knight “I have the key, I am in pain.”
8:46 the noise he makes here is hilarious
Failboat: 🐓
1:36
kirby on his way to turn wispy woods into pykrete
I read the title and was initially like
"Oh no... it's happening again!"
...anyway this video was hillarious
1:30 I got a Nerf gun ad RIGHT here lol
nerf or never ending sleep
Oh come on Dan, we JUST repaired him!
He. Will. Never. Be. Repaired
He is broken beyond repair. He has truly become the real god.
Failboat, This is the 7th week in a row you've shown "Kirby Breaking" in class. Lol
wait a minute 9:23 the animations are back
Guess the big sword animations were forgotten
@@galfinsp7216 i got it
@@bretholienyou the one behind this mod? If so, glad I pointed that out.
prob result of the fixes
So yeah, I'm here vibing watching Murder Drones for the 20th time, but then my phone pings and there, I see it. I see it and I think, "when will the Kirby Assault Saga end?"
I suppose we will never know.
This is just how forgotten land plays normally. Im already used to everything dying in seconds to the morpho sword
Moments like 1:01 make me think Failboat would make a very good Teddie (Persona 4) voice.
1:55 hey wanna see me take a nap? wanna see me do it again?
5:40
Kill Wood... WITH WOOD!!!
The saw sound effects with the cutter ability really make my day XD
Meme
Hey can we get hammer glitch
No we have hammer glitch at home
Hammer glitch at home: 0:14
10:34 The wr in the original game was a sub 4 minute run
What ability was used for that fight, level included.
@Galfin SP Toy hammer + Star
5:59 Commentator Waddle Dee must never know
It's just hit skin machine gun 🔫🔫 7:40
8:46 What was that sound?
Sounds like the cannon shot from among us.
PWAHHU
that is what he said
Minecraft goat
10:04 "very badly"
1:17 how can we forget the time failboat casually predicted super Mario wonder
People like failboat are definitely the reason Wise Waddle Dee says somebody beat Tropic Woods in 5 seconds
Whispy in five seconds?
“It’s gonna be a little strong!” *Absolutely kills Fleurian*
Failboat has broken my humour even more than Kirby and the forgotten land
This is pure insanity and failboat is just dying laughing
I love Failboats maniacal laughter as he destroys the ultimate cup z in just over 3 minutes
"Before the final battle, a fluttering fiend arrives to cast its judgment. This dangerous weapon grants that form to any who wield it. For Kirby, handling this power is...a breeze." - Morpho Knight Sword gacha figure description.
Yup that pretty much can sum it up huh. 😂
7:00 GOT EM ROLLIN
9:29 pov: you get terrablade for the first time
2:05 Daniel reveals he doesn’t know how to add
Hes doing it fast egnouth that he cant count fast egnouth
Or kirby sleeps diferent amounts of time every time he sleep
2:40 who wants ducks for dinner
He cut the buzzsaw part out and replaced with the tree falling over because the buzzsaw was very disappointing
Scout tf2
6:11
DDD: AAAHHHHHH-
Kirby: *proceeds to be Kirberaser*
3:29 machine gun
Kirby+ World war one=the BOOM picture
5:14 you forgot a hammer the forth evolution
1:23 I can proudly say I joined the stream, and this was the first thing I saw.
2:46 yo it's little chatty
4:48 Well, that's unsettling.
8:18 CLONE ATTACK!