Can I beat the FIRST LEVEL of Kirby if bosses spawn every 30 seconds?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 พ.ค. 2023
- Kirby and the forgotten land challenge but every 30 seconds I struggle to survive
Thank you to Firubii, Sails, and SoX16 for the changes to the game!
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"Being haunted by the Phantom of the Pawpra" dealt necrotic damage to me
It dealt lethal damage to me
@@soulofflame9999disassemble?
...DEATH!!
i think it dealt me mental damage (and yes i know thats not in dnd)
@@cometisV2 there is actually! Psychic damage!
Really reached through the screen and attacked the viewer's life points directly.
"Why is is either a tree or a depressed penguin" has to be one of my favorite Failboat quotes
My personal fav is “One waddle dee, two efelins, and 3 depressed dededes!”
@@ChiptheblackcatA Failboaty christmas
@@Chiptheblackcatyou mean ‘one waddle dee two efelin-AND A TID TOO TRUAMATIC DEDEDE(insert laughter)
“You thought you could get away from me and my post-traumatic stress disorder? Just like the demons in my head, I am EVERYWHERE, Kirbeh!”
Read that as it happened
I think Escargoon's absence is starting to get to Dedede
Underrated comment
How can I help you king ptsdedede? I need a monster to clob up that kirby! That's what we do best at nme. YOU BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!
@@Themasterofkeys. *banger sax part*
@@FScotsman4472OHHHHH KIRBY, KIRBY KIRBY, SAVIN' THE DAY! KIRBY, KIRBY, KIRBY, HE'S HERE TO STAY!
I miss him tbh he should get a return
Legends say the Dedede that appeared throughout this video never got over their Dededepression to this day. (Except for that one Dedede at 3:55. He got over it.)
That dedede is secretly the dedede before the redesign
ok
@@darkkirby1629o
@@darkkirby1629 before the rededesign
The constant depressed Dededes (or Dededepression, if you will) popping up throughout this video are way funnier than they probably should be
dededepression is so funny
@@lirachonyr Part of me feels kinda bad about laughing at it lol
@@SuspiciousTemmie 12:10-12:20 🤣🤣
What about PTSDedede
god you did it first
This was honestly one of the most hilarious videos I have seen in the past few months, DeDeDepression had a main contribution to that achievement
I think Kirby took more mental damage than physical in this video
Dedepression
I always get terrified whenever Failboat says "The idea is simple" at the start of a video
Spawn time stamps
0:10 Gorimondo
0:52 Tropic Woods
1:30 Phantom Gorimondo
1:39 Tropic Woods
2:00 Phantom Sillydillo
2:14 Phantom Forgo Dedede
2:31 Clawroline
3:01 Phantom Sillydillo
3:04 Phantom Forgo Dedede
3:22 Forgo Dedede
3:34 Fecto Forgo
3:56 King Dedede
4:04 Phantom Clawroline
4:32 Phantom Tropic Woods
4:47 Phantom Forgo Dedede
5:04 Gorimondo
6:13 Forgo Dedede
6:19 Phantom Forgo Dedede
6:33 Phantom Tropic Woods
6:47 Forgo Dedede
6:57 Phantom Tropic Woods
7:32Gorimondo
7:42 Phantom Forgo Dedede
8:00 Fecto Forgo
8:11 Phantom Meta Knight
8:18 Phantom Clawroline
8:31 Gorimondo
8:47 Gorimondo
8:52 Phantom Gorimondo
9:09 Phantom Tropic Woods
9:21 Fecto Forgo
9:26 Phantom Sillydillo
9:33 Gorimondo
9:50 Meta Knight
10:00 Tropic Woods
10:40 Fecto Forgo
11:24 Forgo Dedede
11:30 Phantom Tropic Woods
11:47 Fecto Forgo
12:09 Phantom Forgo Dedede
12:18 Forgo Dedede
12:25 Gorimondo
12:39 Meta Knight
12:51 Phantom Tropic Woods
13:13 Phantom Forgo Dedede
13:16 Clawroline And Phantom Tropic Woods And Phantom Tropic Woods
13:20 Phantom Forgo Dedede
Final Results
Gorimondo spawned 7 times
Tropic Woods spawned 3 times
Clawroline spawned 2 times
King Dedede spawned 1 time
Sillydillo spawned 0 times
Forgo Dedede spawned 5 times
Leongar spawned 0 times
Fecto Forgo spawned 5 times
Fecto Elfilis spawned 0 times
Phantom Gorimondo spawned 2 times
Phantom Tropic Woods spawned 9 times
Phantom Clawroline spawned 2 times
Phantom King Dedede spawned 0 times
Phantom Sillydillo spawned 3 times
Phantom Forgo Dedede spawned 8 times
Forgo Leon spawned 0 times
Morpho Knight spawned 0 times
Meta Knight spawned 2 times
Phantom Meta Knight spawned 1 time
Chaos Elfilis spawned 0 times
Two times for king Dedede
There was a singular non depressed one
it is ether a depressed pengian or a tree
Forgo dedede = dededepression
Every time Dedede's design is changed, a Dedede has to be replaced by a newer one, meaning all of the Dededes you kept seeing were actually the Dededes with different designs from past games; the Kirby Franchise has changed Dedede so often, that's just how many of him are now in the lower class
so... Epic Mickey but Kirby?!
Man, how many fandoms are you a part of? I see u everywhere
It's dededuplication
THE LEGEND APPEARS
Lower Class King Dedede
He went in wondering if he could beat 1-1 if bosses spawned every 30 seconds. He came out wondering what even is 1-1.
Though maybe 1-1 was the Dededes we made along the way.
No, 1-1 is the Switch menu
maybe the true 1-1 is the depression we made along the way
@@marcelodias5625nah 1-1 is the very switch itself
Nah 1-1 is the GameStop you buy it at
@@wingedcrim7489 nah 1-1 is the mineshaft
this whole segment was insane, the Dededepresion timings, the cursed discoveries, and somehow only 1 crash, im happy the video captured that stream moments
Wdym 1 crash
2:32 oh.
9:50 meta knight music starts playing
Failboat: 😲
ok
Anxidedede’s character arc was better than anything I’ve seen in modern media
You mean Kings Dededepressed, right?
I was thier
Anxie-dedede cured my depression, ironically enough
Anxidededepression
@@Solesteam Anxidededepression, king of planet popsad
6:57 " why is always a tree or a depressed peinguin"
Asking the real questions
Painguin
8:50 goromando turns green, we don’t need to stop trash in the sea for the turtles, but instead for goromando.
"if at any point you wanna come over and read a book-"
*Gets grabbed by monke and thrown.* 12:25
no reading monke
8:02: "Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!" 🤣
OH GOD, THAT FILM AGAIN
"So, how does it feel to be the first person to die to whispy's nuts?"
*O H G R E A T H E A V E N S*
Uh...
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah... Whatever you say, pal............
OH MY GOODNESS
SQUIDWARD
This comment made me find out the internet found out how to sexualize a tree
@@WohaoG Wait until you see the PVZ fandom
😳🤨😏
8:31 you don’t understand how funny this is
“Crotch shot”
-The Decayer App
8:41
This clip aged well 🙃
LMFAO
7:31 - gorilla jumpscare
Gorilla "feet" jumpscare
12:23
7:32*
@@memeelfman324fall: what's the hell was that
feet
Once again, Failboat’s notifications never fail to terrify
I was talking to my dad about finals being this week, and then “Good Luck :)” popped up in my notifications
Just change the “:)” to a “;)” and it gets so much scarier
Yeah
I remember seeing that notification ominously pop up while I was in a stream
Yep
Depressed Dededes spawning in just crying instead of attacking is the most hilarious part.
8:18 famous periodic table element "clawrine"
fr
Clawroline! No,she's drowning!
9:30 I think this is failboat's worst nightmare
GRAB THE BLUEPRINT, KIRBY
Kirby, are you sure you don’t wanna grab that Blueprint?
KIRBY GRAB IT!
HI! HEY! HI! HI! HEY! HI! HEY! HEY! HI!
O, hey, Elfilin.
8:02 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! ITS THE APPETIZER!!!
The fog is coming.
Kirby and the Forgotten Land has the most accurate representation of a panic attack in media
You don't expect it to show up, but you can’t escape it regardless
5:30 Dededepresion here to save the day :,)
So funni
Perhaps the true 1-1 was the friends we made along the way.
Edit: I AM [Suffocating in][Recognition]
*Whispy Woods suddenly spawns in your friends' bodies*
Thoses friends being traumatized penguins having a panic attack
Wait are you serious? You stole my joke
I made my comment before this one, and you got way more likes than mine.
@@Png_gaming bro it ain’t exactly the most original joke i also thought of it while watching this
@@bmx9757 yeah but I did say it 12 hoursish before this comment did.
4:03 cat .
You KNOW it's gonna be bad when Failboat says 'the idea is simple'
10:40 Kirby’s eyes are closed. He flatlined
o7
ok
Kirby really said 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
10:03 waddle TREE town now.
fr
This is the hardest ive laughed in ages. Almost choked. 10/10 video
This is the real 1-1 video ever
2:14 dededepression first appears
3:06 dededepression act 2 electric bogalo
3:25 dededepression classic
4:00 clasic dedede
4:49 treedededepression
6:14 dededepression on home
6:20 dededepression slender
6:28 side lay dedede
6:47 falling dededepression
7:43 dededepression getting movie tickets
10:42 Ignored dededepression
11:24 Partially obscured dededepression
12:09 home life dededepression
12:18 sleepy dededepression
13:13 fishing dededepression
13:17 Floating dededepression
16 dededepression total
Thanks
"IT'S THE WORLD TREE"
> Mistilteinn, Tree Crown without a Ruler starts playing
OH MY GOD
I’ve paused just after the intro and I’d like to say upfront that I’m already terrified
Update: my terror was justified
Poor Dedede...
@@autismandgaming4532 ptsdedede
@@squid1377 Dededepression
2:21 can’t believe kirby also has a realistic depiction of a panic attack
9:23 actually what is going one here why does it look like a quick montage of all the bosses?
Someone should turn this concept into a Hat in Time badge. Imagine playing Queen Vanessa's Manor or Time's End that way.
You’re doing Vanessa’s manor and suddenly “LEMME CUT A LITTLE HOLE IN YA DAAARLIN” can be heard
8:07 pov:failboat leaked McDonald's burger recipe
fr
8:42 He went down to search for the Titan submarine. What a chad.
This makes me want a Forgortten land randomizor more then ever before... because I never thought about it until now.
well I mean there is one but it's probably not what you're thinking of
@@prosylan6368 Enemy Randomizer, Ability Randomizer, Collectible Randomizer, maybe even Map Randomizer, that's what I think of by randomizer.
9:59 this makes me think of a wispy woods variant based off of yggdrasil. Where instead of fighting him at the end of the level. He just IS the level itself and you gotta fight little nodes to beat him.
That actually sounds really cool
0:55
Here comes Tropic Woods, with some fitting music.
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9:50
Meta Knight spawns on the World Map.
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11:32
Uh oh...
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11:47
Uh oh... (x2)
-------
12:51
Whispy!
This just goes to show that the real enemies weren't the homicidal aliens or eldritch horrors, the real enemy was the dededepression we made along the way 😔
4:25 Failboat just described The Hollow Knight.
ok
@@malthe236 just figured i'd throw that out there.
7:38 failboat sings
[Singing] 1 waddle dee, 2 Elfilins, and a te- 2 traumatic Dededes!
(hysterical laugh)
Life is hard. We all have PTSDeDeDepression in life. But we have to fight them to devour lost souls. Thanks for a life lesson :D
Did you know how to get the same mask that he has in the video?
I was wondering if anyone else would make the PTSDeDeDepression joke!
But like fr, I'm so sorry to the people that have that and I hope they're okay and that things get better :3
3:27 Dededepression
PTSDedede
He have dededepression
@@greencopper12fr
anxiededede
3:01 alright, bye.S I L L Y D I L L O J U M P S C A R E. [Makes a scared noise]
3:21 PTSDedede almost killed me
3:01: *S I L L Y D I L L O J U M P S C A R E*
Awshyubgihibh
ooga booga
[Makes a scared noise]
PTSDedede is now my new thing to diagnose people with. Right after Dededepression.
someone also said anxidedede in the comments
so that's where my depression pills went 3:55
Depression cured!
I can’t wait for Dedede and the forgotten land: The last wish
Absolutely NOTHING could have prepared me for the insanity I witnessed when I tuned into the stream
Congrats
You saw a failboat stream
2:30 why was that absolutely perfect
6:19 wow😂 the music
4:47 "How to greet as normal people" Written by Failboat
"just beat the first level of Kirby"
I respect the fact Daniel is willing to lose sanity for our entertainment
bro how r u everywhere 💀
@@Bluecloud874this secret belongs to the universe
You somehow have the greatest taste, wonderful.
@@Bluecloud874 Probably a bot or something.
9:23 this moment looks like an anime intro where they show off all of the villans
Realistic Dededepiction of a panic attack
12:16 LMAO AINT NO WAY 😭
"He's being haunted by the Phantom of the Paw-pera!"
amazing joke failboat
thousands will laugh at your high-level humour
2:48 Dedede in boots
fr
Pick. It. Up.
5:53 maybe the real 1-1 was the levels we beat along the way
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7:10 bro COMPLETED the secret level the THEATER
"He's being haunted! He's being haunted by the Phantom of the Pawpera."
-Failboat.
Jumpscare at 6:31. I think the editor left in a clip of the music at the original volume in the timeline by accident lol.
Scared the hell out of me lol
Whyuuhuhuwqawsas
Makes it sound like a censor.
"1 Waddle Dee, 2 Elfilins, and 2 Traumatic Dededes." Failboat 2023
Can we now have a meme streak that Failboat will hate just like the beam attack but with dededepresion?
Beam attack
Truly, the real 1-1 is the friends we made along the way
**DeDeDepression spawns in**
Alternative Title: Fail decides what the first level of Kirby is while the bosses suffer from depression
instead of this being a challenge it's just him coming up with excuses to not end the video yet, while Dedede cries in the background, 10/10 challenge
2:00 First note of the Crash Bandicoot theme?
Sillydillo jumpscare
@@thatoneperson236 Phantom Sillydillo Spook
Yes
Does anyone understand how that would happen?
@@thatoneperson236scare
5:22 tree sap
ok
6:30 rip headphone users
also jumpscare 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe the real 1-1 was the PTSDedede we gained along the way :)
4:10 is me with a panic attack
2:08 i paused it at the worst time possible
3:22
The way he says it makes me laugh every time.
ptsdedede and phantom ptsdedede's contribution to the video was beyond great
I feel like Dedede wouldve been like “Hey Kirby, I got DeDeDepression!”
No matter what, there are 2 things I can always guarantee on in this world:
1. Everyone and everything will die or disappear eventually.
2. Dedede having Dededepression.
13:28 I think it'd be hilarious to have Samuel L Jackson as Kirby.
[12:25] Assaulted?? By a giant gorilla?!? IN MY OWN HOME?!?!?
PS: It's really fascinating yet pretty amusing that we, the chat, managed to come up with nicknames for Forgo Dedede such as "PTSDedede" and "Dededepression"!
Every Dede-depression/PTSDedede appearance:
2:14
3:04
3:23
4:48
6:13
6:19
6:47
7:41
11:25/11:29
12:09
12:19
13:13
13:15
The split second of crash bandicoot music that played when sillydoo spawns in absolutely killed me
I KNEW IT WAS CRASH
@1:59 for myself
This video was so good i started crying and seeing dededepression, gorrimondos…PLACE and gorrimondo swimming and the chat made my day so much better and helps with depression. Amazing video failboat you are my favorite youtuber
I think DDD and the catto don't work because you have to enter a trigger zone which simply doesn't exist. Makes for the funniest moments.
This one was insane. Failboat videos always exceed expectations in funniness but this is next level
The lord of failure sea vessels has graced us with humor once again
A blessing from the Lord!
A blessing of the Lord!
A Blord!
Dedede must be depressed because of how many times he's been possessed.
Meanwhile Failboat's "Can I beat Kirby with bosses spawning every 30 seconds" has the most accurate depiction of a panic attack in media I’ve seen- this is EXACTLY how it feels. You can’t think, can’t speak, and sometimes even the sound of a loved one trying to help gets drowned by your heart beating out of your chest.
Oh my god I was grinning ear to ear at the whole thing. Truly, one dash one was properly and thoroughly beaten.
King dede is being haunted by a furry at 2:31
fr
"Phantom of the Paw-pra" I hate that pun.
He's being haunted by The Phantom of the Pawpera!
10:00 that's not Whispy, that's Yggdrasil
1:53 yeah failboat how does it feel 😂
I also like how this turned from “Can I beat the first level” to “can I find the first level