So I broke Kirby..
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ย. 2024
- Kirby but all it takes is one change to break everything
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3:29 People have said that American Kirby is usually more *_pissed_* off than Japanese Kirby, but I did NOT realize what that truly meant until I saw the Water ability
IT'S YOU AGAIN
It MOOM!!!!!!!!!!
Again? Also heya
These *birds* are *Pissing* me off.
I'm the original starwalker.
Oh it's you....
It's been a long time... Hasn't it?
9:29 I love how both allies just back away from the fight just to let Dan spray paint
Allies: we'll let you handle this
@@adamiamnottellingyoumylast5746 quite the opposite of what they do in the base game
I was sent this on my comment it says congratulations claim your PC
@@kateashley3372 ..Did you claim your PC?
@Author chan . Didn’t say how
2:03 the fact that Failboat knows what touhou is pleases me immensely... But now I also want to see what unholy madness could come from him playing touhou, or even better, modded touhou (if it exists)
I assure you, modded touhou exists (RNG patches, ultra patches, joke translation patches, etc.)
imagine fail playing the fighting games or 17.5
the chaos would be unreal
He streamed Touhou 8 but never made a video on it
It gave me a terraria vibe with the star Wrath
@@thatkarmaguy5356 outrageous
Fail having ptsd from beam attack is the literal definition of “Suffering From Success”
He didn't bracket he tern it to dust
@@brianscarth1480 I think I had a stroke reading this
@@farrelldogani4541 i think i did too
@@Gr0ss1337 I never got to do it
Such unprecedented success can change a man.
the "WELCOME TO TOUHOU" bit has to be the best one-off joke Dan has ever made, Night of Knights just makes it better
That ubereats bit was nice too
The [welcome to touhou] bit
Again it’s super Duper more spamming like 1 million more bullets
Touhou fana emerge
Yoooo it spamton
6:11 Whispy’s scream is comedic perfection
he saw the end of a thousand Wispies right there
I still don't know the name of this scream
3:51 as someone who is lactose intolerant, I can confirm that is indeed what happens when you drink milk without lactaids.
Me when two servings of Mac & Cheese
I dont like mac and cheese but any way i can comform this with a ice cream drumstick
@@jadetealaaron2003 me when cheese
We when lactose
me when taco bell
I think "oops" is a good way to describe all of Fail's recent kirby videos
mhm
The average failboat experience
Most of his videos are oops
Yup
true honestly
0:45 That’s honestly insane that they use in-Game models and animations for the menus, I could’ve sworn those were pre-rendered
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4:26 an accurate representation of me feigning enthusiasm in a customer service job
The Art of War.
Now with 100% more Kirby.
“Poyo“
-Sun Tzu?
Art was the greatest weapon all along
-Sun Tzu probably
Kirby 1940 Edition
and 100% more art near the end.
Sun Tzu said that, and I say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pall because he invited it.
When gaining the painter ability, Kirby gains the pain and stress of artists everywhere! He goes to vent!
Kinda sus.
Bro became the only good inkbrush main, and it's terrifying
In a post among us world vent is a dangerous word to use
My mind has been poisoned by amongus
@@aaronzaharias9110 same
@@aaronzaharias9110 SUS
2:15, well then, it's time for the iconic line, BEAM- hostage situation
Your comment was so good it git bots raving to scam you!
@@thefrubblewarrior4678 i hate bots there so annoying.
@Gaming Rainbow and others well sorry that I can't spell
Definitely tinker with the animation delay to make sure soft-lock doesn’t happen
2:34
8:44 Perfect timing.
Th, the.. the berh..
Kirby t-posing throughout a Kirby game is something I didn't expect to see today. But here we are
It will forever exist
And here we are indeed
And here we are! And here we are!
T-Kirby
*AND HERE WE ARE*
Kirby once again proving that the speed of which “fanart” gets drawn can ruin childhoods
8:15 imagine being hit by a trail of fiery death only for you to not be a effected at all
3:42
Was my favorite part of this whole video. I had never imagined what kirby would look like without animation, but I do now.
Also never knew that my favorite ability (painbrush) could be so powerful!
7:54 fighting Quickplay Mythra be like
Also after seeing Artist turn several bosses into multicolored confetti I have a newfound respect for the durability of Inklings
Edit: oh my god I just realized why we don’t have a Grizzco Brush in Splatoon 3
7:54 is just any mythra player ever
The fact that the ending cutscene for Dedede's fight works on the top floor of the arena is...
It's actually pretty easy when using or having dream friends
Oh wait you mean the actual top floor? Oh then yeah it's cool
it is actually possible to beat him on the first floor in vanilla, although it's super difficult. took me a few hours to do it.
4:13 I never expected failboat to make a jacksepticeye reference, or at least I'm assuming it's a jacksepticeye reference
That was Jacksepticeye’s intro, so yes. It was. 🤣
No one else says "top of the mornin to ya laddies", and that’s literally his TH-cam intro, so how could it not be? Jack literally says in one of his videos "We Irish don’t say top of the mornin to ya".
1:48 THE BEAM ATTACK WAS WITHIN OUR MINDS THE WHOLE TIME
The beam attack was the friends we made along the way
4:34
3:23 **A S S E R T D O M I N A C E**
6:04 one of the best Kirby memes ever
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I appreciate it when people use the Butter Building Brawl remix, underrated banger in my opinion.
Also as someone who was there for the original stream, I audibly panicked upon seeing the Artist ability again near the end of the video
I love it when fail plays modded stuff. It is so satisfying watching the chaos
I AGREE😂
Nothing is as terrifying as Kirby T-posing & burning alive at the same time whilst staring directly at the viewers watching this video.
If you wonder where that is, timestamp is 1:29. You're welcome.
He looks like a witch being burned alive like that.
Oh god.
Witch burnings colorized 2022
The whip was the first human invention to break the sound barrier.
*now it's time for the whip to break the light barrier*
Yes
One Punch Man in later seasons be like
9:02 whispy woods canvas curse
So the T pose menu means either he changed the menu art himself or that the menu uses the actual model and either way that’s cool
Its been known for more than 4 years that yes those are the actual models
3:43 “Here’s what you get. MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
Same brain
8:33 The splatoon 3
3:42 "my SUPER LAZER PISS!"
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"you've been selected for a prize" 🤓
"Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher."
@@deluxeguy3877 Im P!ssing On The POPSTAR
@@rells2311 “How you like that King Dedede? I pissed on POPSTAR YOU IDIOT!!!”
5:41 *G e t I n*
What have you done now
😂
An average mistake
6:25 kirby go bbrrrrrrrrrrrr
Scam
@@thatoneperson236 ikr
8:03 water breathing , 12th movement , the piss barrage
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S
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A
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!!!!!
I feel like it fits Dead Calm more, except you’re the one who’s dead
Honest to god at 5:59 it went straight into an ad break with an ambulance siren and I lost it
I got a cvs add lol
6:36
That should be Spark/Plasma Kirby's air move.
I can get behind that.
Pikachu in smash be like:
Pov: Mario 64 players when discovering the stair glitch
Finally. Plasma gets to be an interesting ability
8:44 I’ve never understood why Kirby “picked” Susie specifically for the statue and not himself lol
Itself?
what exactly is kirby
@@JNJNRobin1337 A friend
@@JNJNRobin1337 I think he's like the baby version of Void Termina
if i remember, they're one of kindness and not hate
1:57 the moment I heard the music my smile hurt my face
What song is it?
@@moonsil362 night of nights by cool&create, a remix of the song flowering nights from touhou 9
saem
*R A I N A T T A C K*
BEAM ASSULT
9:41 and that's how he set the record for defeating king dedede
Some abilities are broken because some of the code is linked to the animations, thus making them softlock, or easily spammed... or just funny.
8:00 that man became tanjiro
I never watched Demon Slayer and yet that was my first thought 😂
3:28
This one was hilarious
I agree
#thow up
He just drank 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gallons of water
pee
The most surprising thing about all of this is Failboat knows what Touhou is.
As someone who’s lactose intolerant I can confirm 3:50 is accurate
3:57 DRANK 3:58 DRANK
8:51 it's over 9000
3:15 Kirby asserts dominance
No, he does that at 1:29
The last thing I expected from a Failboat video was "TIME TO TAKE A PISSSSSS"
But I needed the laugh, so thank you.
9:18 *forehead smack*
4:44
"Now watch me whip"
Now wacht me nae nae
I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT MOVE TOO FAST FOR THE EYE TO SEE IT JUST HIT SKIN THERE IS NO WHIP IT MOVED TOO QUICK FOR THEM TO BE EVEN HIT
4:31 *thanos snap*
6:36
That could be a badass concept for the Plasma/Spark ability!
The broken water ability is what that kirby planter that the Arceus challenge made you buy has.
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2:04 so true
Also ah heck, Artist evolved into Adeleine
3:37 BEHOLD, MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!
Super water piss
🌕
I'M GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON!
@9:10 when did they add those inkbrush buffs maybe I should swap my main weapon in splatoon
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2:53
Kirby joins the war
1939 colorized
8:10 that’s actually something you could do with a TAS
1:43 The beam piece ain't real no more, and for what, ending beam hostage situations... THINK AGAIN
Ah, sacredbricks as a Bot!
1:02 Kirby is now the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
He is reclaimer of his name
Born in flames he has been blessed
His family crest is a demon of death
3:48
as a lactose intolerant person I can understand this
2:03 definitely the last thing I expected from a failboat vid but I am endlessly pleased
6:10 Whispy makes me die of laughter
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5:34 pain
😂😂
@@user-je6ux3ln4lbot atop
I loved this stream SO much it was chaotic in such a wonderful way
There’s 2 bots here in the replies and I want them to shut up and get out
@@markusreviews9747 fr
It's even funnier because it went from the mario movie to... t h i s
5:50 beer seat
6:47 kirby has a stand but we cant see it because we arent stand users
0:31 And here I was, thinking the Drill ability debuted in Forgotten Land. Guess I was wrong.
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_cough_ _cough_ kirby 64
2:41 kirby dances
2:15 waddle dee waddle doo, kirby put you in a hostage situation
1:46 beam attack
1:01 s w o r d
0:22 kirby goes fast
0:31 kirby gets stuck in space and time and calls it a feature
3:52 kirby turns into a waterjet
4:45 kirby whips faster than sonic ever will
5:35 kirby turns into the school janitor
6:00 chef guy dies
6:31 kirby smells something burning
6:37 kirby becomes an enderman from mineraft
7:22 puff ball with hammer defeats big buff penguin
8:02 kirb gets a water katana
8:16 kirb dies somehow
9:02 whispy dies at the speed of light
9:27 knockitty knock knock, im here to draw you and kill your bug friend
Please do more of this! I'd love to see more abilities and more bosses -GASP!
Do the arena! You just have to do it!
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"Oops" right into "So I broke Kirby.." feels like Dan apologizing for a mistake he did
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9:29 A BRAWL IS SURELY BREWING. OH WAIT NEVER MIND THAT
"WELCOME TO TOUHOU"
finally, my kind is represented
He has recognized us.
We must now force him into our cult, yes?
Mystia, you may blind him to make sure he cannot run.
Hearing Night of Nights and Touhou in a Failboat video not only gives me immense joy as a massive Touhou fan, but also the realization of no, I can't escape Touhou and I never will.
Edit: Renko is the best character.
RENKO BEST
RENKO BEST
RENKO BEST
Edit 2: Forgot about this comment. Haha, I'm addicted to Splatoon now. Thanks, Failboat, for introducing me to Splatoon in 2018 from your Octo Expansion videos, making me remember about it with your Pokemon Splatfest videos, and then I ended up getting Splatoon 3 for Christmas.
By the way: I still cannot escape Touhou and I never will. It is everywhere.
I was looking for this comment
@@devilduck5193 Isn't everyone? I've gotten 5 likes in 19 minutes; a new record for me.
Though it was also a game he “got from a friend”
you're welcome
EDIT: MYSTIA GANG MYSTIA GANG MYSTIA GANG
Same!! It's like a combination of my two favorite things
hi fail, i know this is more of a serious conment than youre probably used to but im having problems with big decisions right now (gcse, love etc) and just life in general. just watching you makes my sadness go away because your humour is just so random and on peak. id just like to say thank you for being who you are and for making so many people smile. yours sincerely- a little english girl whos day youve just made x
4:07 THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
Kirby: tries to use water up attack
Also kirby: t-poses to assert dominance on the world
6:49 should’ve added the Ultra Instinct music 🤣
nahhh they shoulda added the jump man hammer powerup theme
Bro got the water breathing from demon slayer in Kirby here is the time 8:03 💀💀💀💀
Touhou reference is highly appreciated, and marks you as a man of culture.
4:40 The fact that you have to think for more than a second to reference kung fu panda, and name it wrong, breaks my heart, unless it's a bit.
Anyway, I haven't cried laughing at a TH-cam video in a while, but failboat just manages to consistently do it for me, so thank you
Now i want a whole playthrough of this
Yes
Gotta love Failboat titles
0:08 😳 what the Kirby doin
Realising he lactose
I wasn’t really surprised when I saw a failboat video titled “oops”
I was like “what did he do now?”
4:45 infini-whip
5:39 “hey there waddle dee! Get in there.” “Kirby does not feel like cooking today” 😂😂
6:13 that part is crazy
3:42 kirby takes a piss part 2
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@@Grahamkelly1888 this is a scam bot just ignore it, they are everywhere in popular youtuber's comment sections, it just wants you to view it's videos (Failboat didn't create it some random jerk did).
" *BEAM* h o s t a g e s i t u a t i o n"
-Failboat (2022)
2:05 touhou hijack lol
2:04
SaDOOya
3:59
Behold!!!!
The return of Alfred/Eggman's Super Laser Piss™!!
1:46 Waddle Doo’s Revenge
Noooooooooooo
CD!Eggman on Stardust Speedway Act 3: 3:56
man i hate scam bots
6:36
*Dubstep part of My enemy (TASM2) Intensifies*
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Kirby t posing while peeing as a rocket is the most funny and menacing thing I’ve ever seen
finally caught a failboat stream, he spent 5 hours beating the new kirby game and then softlocked a bazillion times.
great entertainer he is.
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Honestly the more surprising thing here is that the death animation and cutscene after the Dedede fight still work even in the first room
i really have to say
thank you for this content that never fails to make me smile, Failboat. no matter how many times i've seen your videos, they always make me chuckle. so, thank you for something to brighten our days!