Big Eva Presents “GeoGrowth Pro 4 Churches”
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- This is a satirical commercial which points out some of the unscrupulous practices employed by megachurches to target members of smaller churches in their area. It is based on an article by Protestia.com entitled High Tech Sheep Stealing
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GOLD!
“The great prophet of Ricky Bobby” 😂
Being "the only name" people think of with church is such an understated bit of brilliance! 😂
Absolutely! 🎯
Ain’t! Ain’t! If you AIN’T first, you’re last! 😂
If you love Jesus, you're gonna have a monopoly.
I, too, quote the great Ricky Bobby during staff meetings and I also use questionable methods to achieve my desired outcomes. Elementary school is a cutthroat business.
I love his satirical videos.
Is it still considered a church if there's no consideration for the actual salvation of the members' souls?
Remember, 'second place is the first loser.' -Ricky Bobby
"Even if your theology is a big steaming pile of scubala." 😁
Highly recommend this product. 😊
That is certainly…. Elevating.
I’m grateful for the biblical training
But, I have no sense of community- stage worship lacks reverence- so lonely
Feels like business instead of worship- creating spiritual buzz that confuses me, lets me down.
Going back to my LCMS roots.
I agree that there’s evangelical churches who think they exist to have a super large church with thousands of members who donate lots of money. But there are many evangelical churches who actually serve God, preach the gospel and lead their congregation into biblical and spiritual maturity as well. It’s a matter of asking Christ for discernment when choosing a local church.
Sadly, not where I am, its either the church of England (who are Apostate!) , the United Methodists, the Accursed Papacy, the United "reformed" (think the PCUSA but run by the BBC...shudders!), the Pentecostals, the Black Only Oneness Pentecostals, or the General (Arminian) "baptists" ... there are No Biblical Churches near me I am afraid :(
@@simeonyves5940 I am having this same experience in North Yorkshire. All sorts of pride flags on all the churches and one church in Leeds had a sign "marriage isn't for everybody. We are okay with that. If you want to worship as a couple you are welcome...". Well, you are supposed to turn from your sin. Jesus mercifully saved me out of new age and I am so thankful! I have been watching online sermons, but use a wheelchair for lupus and arthritis and don't have a UK license for driving so can't search further out for a Biblical church currently. I feel very isolated but I read my Bible daily and watch the sermons of Charles Lawson from Temple (?) church in Tennessee. I also watch Longfortruth1, Fighting for the Faith, and BezelT3, along with Revealing Truth (short videos from a Canadian in the Philippines), and New Age to New Heart. I will pray that we both find Bible-based churches. ✝️🙏
Problem is being a pope unto themselves, it is easy to become corrupted. There are many cases where a church is on fire for the Lord and later it is a Unitarian church. You need consistent and not Protestant dogma as an underpinning.
@@elKarlo There is no truth in Rome, Rome is Eternally Separated from God as it committed the Eternal and Unpardonable Sin at Trent when it Anathematized the Gospel!
NO ONE can be Saved in Rome! Get out of Rome, Repent of your Sin of relying on Yourself (your works, your filthy rags!) and not Christ for your Salvation, and Believe the Gospel of Grace to be Saved!
There is ONE True Church, and that is the REFORMED, CALVINIST, COVENENTAL, ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE, CESSATIONIST, CONFESSIONAL, CATECHISMAL PROTESTANT CHURCH! not Rome!
Talladega Nights might be the most blasphemous movie I’ve ever seen. Of course Big Eva would host a Ricky Bobby Bible Study.
We’re a few years removed from Steven Furtick actually praying to baby Jesus.
@@nikhook9430 Or praying to Ricky Bobby himself.
@@AstroMonkey88 😂
The relationship with PayPal says it all
What if 2 churches in the same town subscribe to this program?
Bidding war
Absolutely savage 😂😂😂.
That explains why I keep getting the megacults in my youtube Feed, its pretty Scary how far they will go to make Merchandise of us....
Hey, man, if you love Jesus, you're gonna play Church Monopoly.
A steaming pile of what?!
If you love Jesus, you're going to geofence
Too scary to give a thumbs up 😲
Protestantism is really a thing to behold.
Missioninsite he’s looking at you 👁️👁️
😂 sad but true -
if only there were some local authority that you could appeal to.
How did that one song go? 🎶 Call on Jesus 🎶
@@aprilvannewkirk8761 I was referring to an episcopal structure.
I just watched the protesting video .. sickening
Auto correct got me lol protestia*
Dude, if this Calvinist thing doesn’t work out for you I think you could make it as a comedian …just sayin
This is the Elon Musk denomination now
😂😂😂
Evangelicalism meets black mirror, lol
Somehow I think this is totally anti gospel.
The sad part is that this really happens - th-cam.com/video/awlWiQZtESw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=uxh4h8kuUfjodMgX
Just when I think you couldn’t do any better, YOU DO! And some of the comments are hilarious. If you ever needed any writers look no further than the comments section. Thanks for brightening my Sunday morning. 🧓🏻👋
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