THESE NORMAL MONSTERS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL YU-GI-OH CARDS OF ALL TIME! (...kinda)
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I love early normal monsters. Shit would be called consumer of all realities "This creature is believed to be older than the known universe and shall outlive it. Its powers can wipe out entire solar systems with ease. And it would be a level 6 warrior with 1700 Atk
Flavour Judge? You mean, the chicken?
But at the same time they would also add a literal Peacock at 1700 atk
then there's an insect with chainsaws for mandibles with 2400 Atk. so, Chainsaws > Solar System Erasure
We all know jerry beans man is the best normal monster hands down.
Celtic Guardian
@@Homarid Feral Imp
Morinphen
Maybe once Trent dies
GX Spirit Caller players know this is true. Jerry Beans Man is a real one
"which means we'll never get a duellogs top ten about them"
TOO REAL
LITERALLY😭
We could get it as an Unknown Sides of YGO segment at least?
Just went ahead and made one for the 9 today!
@@Nintendocat What a lad
Surprised nobody mentioned Boo Koo. I mean it is literally the incarnation of reading, the weakness of all duelists.
I used it in a quintet magician turbo deck in duel links xD
Buku
It's an entire book...you expect me to read an entire book to understand what his effect is? No I'll just pretend it's a vanilla and attack it with Armail
Mfw it also means “suck dick” in vietnamese
Pro mtg player Luis Scott Vargas created a format for magic that is basically this twitter thread. If you argue your card should be able to do something on flavor grounds and your opponent agrees, it can. And an impartial “flavor judge”resolves flavor disagreements.
Oh, so it's Duelist Kingdom rules.
So wait is there an additional player who just has infinite tokens of Flavor Judge from Unsanctioned?
I love LSV but he did not create flavor ruling lol.
I can't judge MTG normally but could judge this, I subscribe to the rule of cool with my decks. who needs to win when you can do cool shit
Is the Flavor Judge Guy Fieri, mayor of Flavortown?
Doma combos with the candle of fate! When the candle runs out, the duel ends because the opponent's fate is decided, good or bad. With the duel over, it's the end of existence, and Doma reigns supreme!
So neither player wins the duel, leaving Doma the victor?
@@maxinesenior596 Doma is your monster, so shouldn't you win?
@noahbotman2272 not if it's the end of existence since Doma becomes ruler
@@MomirViggwilv but if he reigns supreme that means beyond that of the gods playing games with him
This is one of the best Twitter Threads we've had recently. I was laughing my head off the entire time. I legit want to sit down with my friends and just powerscale normal monsters for several hours now lol
The "Neo Aqua Madoor would be happy" at the planet flooding got me.
I used to summon metal armored bug in day care and use its flavor text which says it destroys everything in its path. I literally dragged it across the carpet in a big squiggly line and if my opponent placed one of the cards where the bug was, in its “path” so to speak, I made them send it to the grave yard.
Metal Armored Bug's effect would probably be something like nuke everything directly in front and in the same column as it.
@@730Flare no you have to draw a squiggly line around the field each turn and destroy any card it passed by.
I feel the new prize cards, Anotherverse, imply they would work like Thunder Dragons. Having strong in hand, gy, field, and banish effects. But nah they’re vanillas. But shoutout to Jesse Kotton for being like 2 YCSs away being the first person who could do an Anotherverse archetype deck profile.
And it has fantastic artwork!
Fun fact: In Japanese, Doma The Angel of Silence "Rules over death," and decides who lives and dies by glancing at them. So "the end of existence" is a weird attempt at a child-friendly localisation for 'death.'
Mekk-Knight Avram: When this card is summoned, your opponent must read this card.
So if I play it against someone who’s illiterate, do I just win?
@@Amainville93 why would.... No, how even would an illiterate person play YuGiOh?
@@JuukaRock No one reads their cards anyway, so why would it matter?
Lightbringer Lucifer is a representation of a character from the game Monster Strike, which has a lot of crazy powerful entities. Sadly the collab was Japan only but it lead to that card and a common/Millenium Rare reprint of Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
Man I wish we could use Lucifer.
In Monster Strike, Lucifer is currently among the strongest, if not the strongest monster you can get. She trivializes so many stages and one shots multiple bosses.
This isn’t the only card, there was also a collab with Calbee chips so there’s potato cards we didn’t get either.
It was nice of Konami to invite otherworldly monsters to write their own card effects, but they could stand to be a little more humble.
Me and my brother used to play a format we called Duelist Kingdom which was basically this.
If you could come up with an effect that fit the flavor text, it counted as an effect of that monster. For example Mystic Clown (edit: was in the vid) had the flavor text "nothing can stop the attack of this powerful creature" which we read as "attacks directly and is immune to effects during battle".
If I have time I'll write out some other effects in the replies or something.
this is actually sick
One thing I love is that if you go back to I guess when they started putting horns on em, there's a bunch of monsters with text that basically reads "look out, he's gonna poke ya!"
Neo Aquamador just casually keeping the whole ocean in check.
Wattaildragon makes your opponent get into jail for 2500 heliocycles if they take control of it or suck it with something like Anima
Love how towards the end every card was just being compared to Neo Aqua Madoor 😂
I know it it's not exactly on topic with power level, but Gunkan Suship Shari is still easily my favorite normal monster flavor text. How can you deny a flavor text about a monster's actual flavor?
I would love to see a duel using the rule sets generated by normal monster flavor text
Just watch duelist kingdom
I feel like Mystical Sheep #2 is just a hard counter to almost everything here.
"One per turn, you can take control of an opponent's monster. If "Mystical Sheep #2" is destroyed. Controlled monster returns to its original owner"
MBT and Dire single handedly carrying Twitter by themselves.... Their backs must hurt.
i hurl flying fish across the room and use all 3 wishes to fulfill jerry beans man's belief that he is the strongest
Early vanilla monsters had very interesting flavor text and the lore surrounding them is so incredible.
If you read Mekk-Knight Avram ocg flavor text it better than check this out.
“The hero who defends the light of the stars
Must destroy the darkness of the illusory world
And entrust his power to the chosen one.
The will inherited by the chalice of the stars will become a new key
And become the sword that cuts down darkness.”
so he becomes Ally of Justice Core Destroyer for Darks?
@@davidjimenez3822 Sounds like he might do something with Illusions too.
“No one can escape” from Rabidragon implies the opponent can’t scoop and has to wait for you to finish killing them
Combo with victory dragon!
4:36 Well Waboku doesn't stop attacks anyway, it just negates the damage, so I see no ruling issue here
3:13 looks like Duel Logs decided to go ahead and make a video with only the 9
One of the most unique topics in Yu-Gi-Oh ever discussed.
Hope someone posted Phantasm Spiral Dragon.
I think Dharma Cannon is probably the best since it got a retrain that literally turned it into a Book of Eclipse + an anti link/towers trap (Destructive Daruma Karma Cannon).
After the recent ycs winner, i would agree with josh to put loci in the list
I think qliphort scout would be a good one.
It's a computer that's stuck in a boot loop and has boot in safe mode.
I used the Card Maker to give some effects to normal Monster based on Card Texto or other aparitions that have an effect (Anime, other games like DOR), Bone Mouse for example says that he revenges agains felines, so I give him an effect that when he battles against Beast and Beast-Warrior he destroys the Monster at the start of Damage Step, and I Mixed with his Duelists of the Roses effect: that when he battles your oponent cannot Activate trap cards, on this case I put this protection, with spells too.
Bro I lost it at every single aqua mador joke lmao
Technically Yu-Gi-Oh is anime so there's a high chance the card scouter is just not picking up Kappa holding back his power level.
Or just can't tell how in danger his friend is right now or something. Maybe he only accesses his full power when one of his friends is destroyed.
Or maybe he has to be summoned by his father and watch a machine monster be destroyed.
You never know.
nonono see, he only got UNLIMITED power. There are no limits on the height his power can reach. However like everybody who sells their soul, he has been monkey's pawed. His deal didn't actually make him any stronger by itself, it merely removed any limits on his potential. He could get infinitely swole, but he's still gotta put in the work at the gym, and he very clearly hasn't.
A video idea this good can be found only once in a generation
Try wattail dragon
Your opponent attempts to interact with it? You can legally put him in jail for 2500 x 11 years AT MINIMUM
Let's go Femtron!
Also, love the recurring Neo Aqua Madoor bit
*Rush Duel*
Name:
_Grass_
Flavor Text (Japanese):
"Weed, W."
Rough Translation:
"lol Weed."
I was afraid of Kappa Avenger when i first witnessed him as an 8 year old. Even back then I knew better
A great duality of normal monsters I like personally that match the gimmick Yugi and Seto got going is Cosmo Queen and Rabbidragon.
Cosmo Queen got a retrain a while back.
I will believe in the true, untested potential of Jerry Beans Man until the day I die
I wish normal monsters weren't almost entirely forgotten by Konami when their names are not blue-eyes white dragon or dark magician. I'm not saying they should make normal monsters meta or anything, but at least print one vanilla monster per set to at least pretend that you care about them.
Most of these normal monsters flavor text just sound like descriptions for stands and their ability
The duel logs mention was top tier
Obviously the workaround for flying fish at a YCS is to chuck it like a shuriken across the table every turn… but then the ruling question is whether both players get the wishes… since they both just saw it fly.
ya just gotta be faster than your opponent and say “I wish my opponent had no wishes”
then say “I wish I won the match”
the ultimate soul-stealing ogre, no-one has ever witnessed it and lived
If flavor text could be effects, Kappa Avenger's effect could be this:
_If a Level 3 or lower WATER Aqua Normal Monster you control is destroyed by battle and sent to the GY, except "Kappa Avenger": This card's ATK becomes ∞, also it is unaffected by your opponent's card effects, until the end of the next turn._
There's only 13 Level 3 or lower WATER Aqua Normal Monsters in the game (27 if you count Japanese-exclusives, which includes Kappa Avenger), so it's totally balanced :p
Used to cheese people as a kid with Mystic Clown because it says in his flavor text that his attack cannot be stopped.
Sonic Duck is so fast it trips over it's own feet!
Nothing beats that
I'd sell my soul for 1200 ATK, too.
Back in the day when we were starved for cards, many duels used to be making up normal monsters effects.
my opponent summoned flying fish BUT I used gravity bind! TAKE THAT
Kappa Avenger might have sold his soul for unlimited power, but looking at his stats, he clearly got scammed
„And most importantly: he/they“ never have I felt so connected to insect knight
He looked me dead in my soul and said "Nothing can stop the mad attack of this powerful creature" 😂😂😂
This is literally just how early DM worked. Love it.
I love Yu-Gi-Oh flavor text. It's either interesting enough that I wish had actual stories, or they're really f**king goofy, like Trace or the ones that look like they're written by Joey.😂😂😂
2:54 perfect frame for MBT clip of the face for BONIEHEIMER flavor text
Just read flame champion. His shield nullifies ANY attack
But nothing can stop the mad attack of this powerful creature.
@enlongjones2394 hmm seem like a whole unstoppable force meets immovable object situation
It’s the alt ending of yu gi oh season 4, forget those noble dragons and knights! Flame champion true OP OG
Yeah the shield can nullify attacks. So you gotta define attacks and it probably only works in defense mode.
@@enlongjones2394 But it is not stopping. It is nullfying, so it can be like this: "This card cannot be destroyed by battle and any battle dmg involing this card is set to 0"
Haven't finished the video. Barrel rock better be in here.
Simply throw your flying fish at your opponent and it is now in flight for you to combo off.
Player 1: "My Barrel Rock is invincible, it's a giant-ass golem with machine guns on its shoulders!"
Player 2: "I wonder what would happen if I attacked it with Barrel Lily, a pair of literal flowers blooming with gun barrels?"
Player 1: "Oh no, my colossal golem with machine guns on its shoulders died!"
It had trouble aiming.
Ancient brain:
Exiled from reality, this creature is adept at fighting in the dark
if this card is banished, it can destroy 1 dark monster per turn
5:53 I believe in the Jerry Beans Man that believes in me
Flavor text is supposed to add msg to the card
Playing a duel using the proposed effects would be hilarious.
Pretty sure Team APS made a video series about dueling while treating flavor text as effect. A pretty fun video
So basically we are predicting Retrains based on some sublime Flavor text I am here for it
4:36 Omg this reminds me of when a friend in middle school mistook the flavour text of a card for an efffect 😂
Niwatori has to be up there. It vores anything and powers up from it. It's got to have a Relinquished type effect or something right
Please do a video using nornals with effects like this!
Metal Armored Bug
A gigantic insect-like creature covered by thick armor. Everything in his path is destroyed.
everything is dead man.
Where's Sunseed Genius Loci? That card is a complete one-card combo on its own!
Yeah every 1000 years
Yeah, that's the appropriate reaction when seeing That Which Feeds On Life, honestly.
7:23 "I am that throne" lol
I don't know how he did it because there's no way he remembered this but I think Joseph made the literal exact same joke the last time he saw Boneheimer in a Twitter thread, like, word for word.
Candle of fate is insane in spright
What about Evilswarm Heliotrope with it's flavor text all backwards?
Light Bringer Lucifer sits on the throne of God, and NOT ONLY THAT, the "let there be light" line implies that Lucifer has restarted the entire process of creation of reality itself
Bruh, that's unbeatable lol
Jerry Beans Man is the Feral Imp of Celtic Guardian format
The best flavor text has to be the Rush Duel card Grass.
“w”
3:13 The real Power Nine of Yugioh
"nothing can stop the mad attack of this powerful creature" ...*tears up waboku*
The 10th Joey flavor text is the OCG “English starlight blue eyes”
Wingweaver's text sounds like a floodgate though....😂😂😂
I still stand by Petit Moth: This small but deadly creature, is better off left alone.
The "their " in the insect refers to the Indestructible Insect Invaders.
I knew I forgot something, and I forgot to tweet in Skull Mariner which is the sole reason we haven’t had a pirate archetype till Plunder Patroll dared to set sail.
5:50 I do, I have one Irl and it has always been my favorite card
this is like anime powerscaling conversations but fun
Duel logs 3 months after this video 😂
8:52 Clayman jumpscare!!!!😂😂😂
Well that lucifer will now rule over the homework folder.
Amazing job by dire with the title screen as usual!
Jerry Beans Man had a real claim in Duel Links for a time. Seeing that and seeing Dark Magician continue to see real play continue to surprise me.
"Great Bill because nothing, and I repreat *literally nothing,* can escape from it's giant mouth... Much like your momma's."
-Rank10YGO
Do you think the shuship roe is made from the terrorking salmon?
Never have I ever (in my whole internet life) watched something more pointless and reeking of nerd virginity as ranking Yu-Gi-Oh vanilla flavour text and discussing them as effects... AND I LOVE IT!!!
This should be a format