I'll never forget the induction that Wrestlecrap did on this very match, especially the Survivor chick's "entrance" and the camera cutting to Sharmell's disgusted face- " as if Sharmell could look down Jenna's throat and see daylight coming out the other end". Genius!!
You have to listen to the hour long podcast of when brent went to Brian's wedding. To me hands down one of the funniest hours of podcasted my ears have heard.
To think that this was the first MINUS FIVE STAR match Bryan called and somehow did not involve Rhaka Kong in anyway. Well, until Lucha Libre USA at least. The other scary part: Vinny admitting that Jenna can still cut promos better than Sharmell or Soujoudour Bolt.
Looked back through some my B&V archive and a couple classics to put up... - March 31 2007, 30:00-33:53: Bryan's rant on baseball aka BITCH the Worst of Barry Alvarez. This episode also contains Admin Tony hanging up on Bryan and my favorite Khali song (the one with Usher). - October 12 2007, 29:35-36:06: Bryan vs Football & Baseball. This rant contains Bryan's original WHY scream that was turned into awesome Mega Mixes (which I also have). - December 15 2007, 1:06:36-1:18:31: B&V review Jillian Hall's Christmas Album. - August 11 2007, 3:25-13:27: The first Pacman Jones rant.
Funny fact: That comment and others made me think for the longest lime that Brent was Bryan's step-grandfather. It wasn't til I went farther back and heard about the neighbor incident and mental hospital thing that I found out he was just a guy.
Clips of this throughout the internet probably boosted subs for them like nothing else. Still sickens me that Kong was involved in this, and they put these two in the ring instead of her. Dixie was such a mark for reality TV shit.
I just rewatched this because of the review and it was just as bad as they say. But what I don't get is why the crowd was so silent. If you would put this on TV today in front of a wrestling crowd, they would boo them out of the building. Different times maybe, but you can't tell me that TNA fans didn't know that this was horrible.
The only good thing about this match, like all the other sh*tty knockout matches involving good characters but bad wrestling, was DW’s commentating. He always added drama and tension to the knockout matches
That botchamania soundbite...
That's the only reason I came here. 😂
"How much does the sky weigh?"
This is the best thing Bryan and Vinny have ever done.
Jake Johnson this entire ppv review is absolite gold
Absolute*
Jake Johnson someone needs to animate it
@@celtic69 Grapplevision cut it together with footage from the match and it's hilarious.
Agreed this the best thing ever the should continue doing it
One of the most iconic moments in IWC history. Thank you Jenna Morasca
And her tunnel
One of the most iconic in all of wrestling history
FINALLY!!!! My wish came true. MINUS FIVE STAAAAAAARS!!!!!!!
MAYBE TEN!!!!!!
Me too!
0:40 "MINUS 5 STARS"
should be a text message tone
@@unclejemima83 it's part of solomonsters starting theme lol
Botchamania
"And that may have been generous!"
I'VE BEEN IN THE DANGERZONE
MINUS! FIVE! STARS!
gets me everytime
Vinny’s description of Survivor Jenna’s entrance has been burned into my brain and will never be forgotten
5:22 The legendary 'Clam Pin'.
This has a lot of bangers but my favorite part is "Horrible! Wretched!" "Vile!" "Appalling!" "Useless!" "Atrocious! Insulting!" "Devoid of merit."
I'll never forget the induction that Wrestlecrap did on this very match, especially the Survivor chick's "entrance" and the camera cutting to Sharmell's disgusted face- " as if Sharmell could look down Jenna's throat and see daylight coming out the other end". Genius!!
That Jenna entrance made this match infamous
Oh, that explains why i keep hearing this on Botchamania.
Every single time I hear Vinny say "her actual tunnel" my heart laughs
This is the best line to me
This was by far the most I ever laughed at a rant ever, i hope one day we see another rant on this scale again
This Gold boat rand and X division 09 was great too🤣🤣
You have to listen to the hour long podcast of when brent went to Brian's wedding. To me hands down one of the funniest hours of podcasted my ears have heard.
@Joshua Sharwood what's the date on that? I'd like to look it up on the F4W website
Check out his rant about the Fiend/Seth Rollins Hell in the Cell Match.
HIAC didn't have the same vitirol but the revelation of the small mallet broke Bryan badly.
Bryan's iconic rant
To this day, this remains one of the worst matches I've ever seen.
what about Rebel vs Shelly Martinez? “MY VAGINA!”
Goldberg vs. Taker? Feind vs. Rollins??
Oh wait this was still worse
I would sooner rewatch it then rewatch Kimbo vs Dada personally.
inb4 "but that's MMA". Don't diss MMA like that. That had to be a botched work.
@@christianknight7120 she said "MY VAG" which makes it even funnier. When Hebner Jr asks what she said, she replies "I SAID MY VAG HURTS!"
@@christianknight7120
Actually "MY, VAG, MYYYYYY VAGGGGGGG" and "I SAID MY VAG HURTS".
We need more classic moments. This is amazing.
"Bischoff sold for the bird!" next!
"MINUS! FIVE! STARS!"
Sup Maffew
Congratulations to Sharmell on her induction into the WWE Hall of Fame!
MINUS FIVE STARS is a classic quote. Stuck in my head whenever I watch a terrible wrestling match.
Fun fact about Bushwhackers vs Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff: Dave Meltzer gave it a rating of -459.4 stars.
Bryan gave it "Minus all the stars in the universe, and the universe is infinite"
MINUS FIVE STARS and "Pin her with her vagina" just broke me completely 😂😂
0:40 MINUS! FIVE! STARS!
I remember this PPV & this match & from Scott D'Amore booking to Vince Russo's booking. Holy s***
HE DID THE THING!
Really digging theses classic moments being uploaded
Still need the entire leaked script/barbed wire christmas tree episode.
The review of the match is on TH-cam, or at least it used to be
Oh god, YES
To think that this was the first MINUS FIVE STAR match Bryan called and somehow did not involve Rhaka Kong in anyway. Well, until Lucha Libre USA at least.
The other scary part: Vinny admitting that Jenna can still cut promos better than Sharmell or Soujoudour Bolt.
Looked back through some my B&V archive and a couple classics to put up...
- March 31 2007, 30:00-33:53: Bryan's rant on baseball aka BITCH the Worst of Barry Alvarez. This episode also contains Admin Tony hanging up on Bryan and my favorite Khali song (the one with Usher).
- October 12 2007, 29:35-36:06: Bryan vs Football & Baseball. This rant contains Bryan's original WHY scream that was turned into awesome Mega Mixes (which I also have).
- December 15 2007, 1:06:36-1:18:31: B&V review Jillian Hall's Christmas Album.
- August 11 2007, 3:25-13:27: The first Pacman Jones rant.
Now I gotta look up the 10/12/07 show.
"THIS IS THE WORST PPV WE'VE EVER BEEN IN!!!"-SCU if they existed in TNA probably
TophDaGreat Kaz and Daniels were there...
I remember paying full price for this ppv. No I don't remember what drugs I was on to do such a thing.
I feel sorry for you I used to buy them on a flea market or watch them online for free lol
Loved Bryan’s point having to pay extra for the HD version of the PPV lmao
@@nineteenct who would pay extra for an old TNA ppv🤷♂️🤣
Michael Rivera His point was that regular quality and HD were always the same usually... but for this PPV it actually cost extra lol
@@nineteenct I know it was stupid🤣🤣
I love these infamous classic bits being posted up.
I just went back and watched it. It lives up to the hype
0:38 MINUS FIVE STARS
I remember when this made me go and watch the match. I really wish I hadn't. Bryan was actually being generous.
0:40 iconic
Upload the review of Jillian Hall's Christmas CD! That is the second or third best clip of all time, behind this one and gold boat.
Back when everyone claimed Bryan was a WWE mark and biased against TNA. Times change.
Now he's an AEW mark because he won't complain about AEW doing stuff that WWE has been doing for more than a decade and won't stop doing.
Happy Anniversary!!!
I didn't know who Bryan Alvarez was before I heard the minus 5 stars clip
Nice little trip down memory lane
My prayers have been answered!
"Her actual tunnel"
YES!!! I have been waiting to hear this!!!
Been waiting for this clip for god knows how long. Five star rant for a minus five star match. I don't think anything could top this.
"Look at the adjective....stars"
Got to upload the Urban Wrestling Federation reviews
Those are already uploaded barring the review from the 2016 PPV.
@@ahmeddemha6112 Oh good
You better believe I am going to watch this match immediately following this video.
(Edit).....well I watched it. Can confirm: -5 stars.
My new ringtone.
I still haven't seen worse worked slaps
GRANNY AND BRENT WOULD'VE HAD A BETTER BRAWL
Funny fact: That comment and others made me think for the longest lime that Brent was Bryan's step-grandfather. It wasn't til I went farther back and heard about the neighbor incident and mental hospital thing that I found out he was just a guy.
Bryan was 15 and in a box. lol
A classic.
This was eleven years ago now. Wow.
I miss B&V TNA recaps
Iconic
Wearing my MINUS FIVE STARS shirt right now
Iconic.
Instant classic
I still come back to this review. MINUS. FIVE. STARS.
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MINUS FIVE STARS!
You're welcome!
How much does this guy weigh?
0:40
the MINUS 5 STARS soundbite doesn’t even sound real😂😂
Throwback to when we stole the content on TH-cam lmao
0:40 is what you came for
just came here after they review Indi Hartwell vs Lash Legend
0:40
MINUS. FIVE. STARS. There is no perfect bad rating than that.
I've never seen this match - I'm scared to look it up 😅
H E R A C T U A L T U N N E L
Clips of this throughout the internet probably boosted subs for them like nothing else.
Still sickens me that Kong was involved in this, and they put these two in the ring instead of her. Dixie was such a mark for reality TV shit.
Whoever was the agent for this match should have been blacklisted from ever touching a wrestling show again
Who came back after Sharmell’s WWE Hall of Fame induction announcement?
I did
Shes very accomplished, Being a ⚫️ female and all. checks the neccesary DEI boxes.
That "HOF" is a joke
0:39 still got it
Yet still better than Battel Of The Empire
0:40 - My teacher when she saw drawings of genitals in my test paper.
Finally.
I just rewatched this because of the review and it was just as bad as they say. But what I don't get is why the crowd was so silent. If you would put this on TV today in front of a wrestling crowd, they would boo them out of the building. Different times maybe, but you can't tell me that TNA fans didn't know that this was horrible.
He got a bahcycle!
0.40 seconds ta-da!
How has Bryan's voice changed so much over the years?
New mic, Bryan aging and having kids, etc.
The old Bryan voice
Now upload fastlane 2017 rant
Helium Bryan is the best Bryan
What you want 0:38
0:37
You're welcome. :)
Bryan’s voice was so much more whiney back then.
Bad equipment apparently.
@@MrT571 Wrong. Whiney voice.
0:40 why you're here
0:40 your welcome
They sure did a lot to appease Booker during his time there incl. making their PPV into a farce.
"HOW ABOUT PLUGGING YOUR FUCKING PAY PER VIEW!"
A match so bad that to this day they still compare other shitty matches to it in order to determine if something is minus five stars.
I just found this match and tried to watch it... tried.
The only good thing about this match, like all the other sh*tty knockout matches involving good characters but bad wrestling, was DW’s commentating. He always added drama and tension to the knockout matches
Is this match really that bad?
Yes
You could go and watch and determine for yourself.
Goldberg and Taker was great compared to this
So what exactly was Bryan expecting with a reality star vs a valet? Misawa vs Kawada? Flair vs Windham?
Probably not for the match to be as bad as it was.
two non wrestles
Reminds me of AEW PPV's. #Wack
What are you saying ?
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