The Horn of Geddon
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ย. 2024
- Here, I make a replica of the extraordinary Horn of Geddon - A mythical musical instrument forged from the scrotal sac of an ancient beast. Its sound can terrify demons and upset Mrs Rigby's cat (next door).
I love how no one’s addressing him just having a bunch of plastic saxophones “leftover”
Yes, because everyone has some... you are weird.
Don’t you though?
When he mentioned that I was thinking "leftover from what?" youre not alone XD
Thx for reminding me to clean out my closet of plastic parade horns
One man's amount of saxophone leftovers is his own business.
"It's bloody awful, isn't it? I'm quite proud of myself."
This right here is a quote to live by
fr everyone nowadays doing something for something, always in it for some kind of return of investment, it is still good to do things just because we want to do things
Definitely a little brother
4real
Fereal
Probably one of the most British things you can say 🤣
Love it.
You just casually summoned a demon somewhere, congrats.
Yummy.
Nah, this would bore through the demons' ears. It's actually a demon-repellent.😅
They simply wish to purchase it, dw.
Yep I'm here now
You called?
0:33 The happiness in the face of a man when his devious craft shows promise
brother, I think you meant 1:03. that is the true face of devious success
Can't wait for this to confuse the hell out of a future archaeologist.
Surely this was used for ritual purposes
It’s true. You literally can’t.
Perhaps this is similar to the use of that Roman artefact they found recently with the holes and the metal balls.
Archaeologist in the future - this spicies was incredible master architects with technology beyond our understanding this artifact was ai deactivator cannon that destroyed a machine with all of the buletts that come out when you blew it. Truly an incredible weapon during the man VRs machine wars of 2000000 bc
"We believe it was used during religious ceremonies to please the Gods of Fertility and Good Skincare Routine" which we think played a huge role in securing a balance in their society" 💀
Horrid, I'll take three.
Super Metroid 'bull' enemy
Before that, I need to know if it works. Does it attract dogs like you wouldn't believe??
1 for the mouth, 2 for the nose. 🗿
I'd buy it
@yohan4027 one for the butt also
_the perfect whimsical gift for my sisters children._
Please do not sentence your sister to this accursed fate, you never know when she might invite you over
Sister: why did my brother send my children, a bong?
@@Book_Theory. Correction: A “musical” bong.
Alternative lame-ass TH-cam joke:
Me: “But officer! It’s a musical instrument! 🎺 🎺 🎷 🎵 😬 🎵 … See?”
Officer Dedli Forsse: “Son, possession of a Horn of Geddon is a federal crime punishable by up to 25 years in prison or me shooting you in the face. Now, put out the blunt and step out of the car, sir.”
What is this s a reference to?@@scrotooftheninefingers218
You're the cool uncle that every kid wants
If i was a Moogle king, THIS would be how i want to be announced, but with like 8 others at the same time "Presenting the Great, GOOD King MOG!" *HREEAAAAAHHHH!*
"It's bloody awful, isn't it? I'm quite proud of myself"
sampling this right before a drop in a dubstep track
Ditto but for a goregrind track
Pls link the tracks
surely you'd have that sample right at the end of the track. that would be 🔥
Genius
@@bjorneolsen5026 i need to hear it 🙏
“It’s bloody awful, isn’t it?”
“I’m quite proud of myself” ☺️
That bit made me smile
Best closer possible
Who knew Capt.Slow had a cousin. And he's horny. What a surprise.
"Horn of Geddon - A mythical musical instrument forged from the scrotal sac of an ancient beast"
This video wins for the description alone.
I thought you're supposed to be blowing the shaft not the sac
Its sound can terrify demons and upset Mrs Rigby's cat (next door)
@@CUMBRO-whizz.__. Rlly bro
Elden Ring item description
@@CUMBRO-whizz
😂
MY HEART LEAPED WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME NOW
Evil bagpipes
I don’t think there’s a good kind
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated northumberland pipes are very beautiful and soft on the ears. Uilleann pipes are also less harsh than your standard (you're imagining highland pipes I know it), but definitely listen to northumberland pipes if you can't imagine bagpipes just being real pleasant on the ears. They are great though I prefer Uilleann pipes overall
@@sunkintree those are some pretty fantastic sounding instruments, you’ve convinced me that non-evil bagpipes exist! I really love the Uilleann ones.
Those are some evil Bagpipes from Baghdad
@@PelinalWhitestrake9147surprise Citation Needed reference?
hearing this echo through a canyon would be terrifying
I misread that as "echo through a crayon", which would be equally as bizarre lol 😂😂
Imagine the fun he could have if he added an Aztec death whistle, or two..... or three!!!
@@allisoncurtis4260 OMG, can you imagine.....this has to be done 😃😃
Finding yet another TH-cam channel of the category of "funny old British guy who makes bizarre contraptions as a hobby" is always good
I've just now found this channel, do you have a list of funny old British dudes who make contraptions as a hobby so I can sub to them?
Answer @@wordedgently6691, damn it! We need answers!
They're always either "I have turned my laser pointer into a star wars blaster :)" or "How I planned for the coming of Christ and made a rapture-proof bunker in my Grandpa's old shed."
@@wordedgently6691Colin Furze is a great one, he's not too old but he definitively is a master in the art of thingamajigs
@@wordedgently6691 there's a guy iirc his name is Tim and has a HUGE collection of toys, every single one ever
Press the @1:21 button for repeat fun. 😂
Your idea of 'fun' worries me 😊
😂😂😂
@ 1:26
I love the tiny squeak at the end, hehe
You are both the hero we need, and the hero we deserve!
I love the way you painted it. Makes it look all heavy and like it's gonna make some crazy sound only for it to sound like a classroom of kids with kazoos.
Wonderful description.
Like a Lovecraftian horn, perhaps of the ilk of those that lul Azathoth to his slumber.
@@WhatIsThatThingDoingAzathoth and his ilk but they're all the same size as a chihuahua.
Well, I know what my next D&D bard is going to play.
Except the horn debuffs anyone within its effective range. Including party members lmao.
@@Orbowitz lmao
It summons a demon every time you play it . . . You might want to be a warlock
Looks more like a mace. Make it bigger and do music while swinging and it's done
At a high enough level, you become skilled enough to speak with cephalopods and insects while using the horn. Just simple commands though, you can't hear them talk back.
If you progress to level 20 with this abomination, the instrumental sound waves become so discordant that you can fell stars and send a message or song throughout the cosmos. Be warned though: the horror that would occur if something worse than a god were to take notice of your song is insurmountable.
(I'm a lonely DM and miss making this stuff up)
This feels like something an ork would make in 40k
Noise warfare? More Slaanesh's area isn't it?
DA YELLO WUNZ IZ LOUDA!!!
@@nathangamble125 HORN NEEDS SUM DAKKA!
more like a goblin
SQUIGPIPE
SQUIGPIPE
SQUIGPIPE
A collab between this guy and Lindybeige would literally dematerialize the fabric of reality
One of my absolute favorite ways to fuck with people has got to be keeping the squeaker out of a dog toy in my cheek during camping trips and using it to make bizarre noises in the woods. I've gotten to where I can make the noise with the thing pinned against the roof of my mouth instead of my lips so someone can be looking right at me as I'm making the noise and they might not even be able to tell.
I parlayed this into the Clown Plague gag with a particularly suggestible friend once who was known to be more or less perpetually under the influence of Substances(tm).
The gag goes like this.
You start by hiding a clown wig, clown nose, and clown shoes in a bag you can find easily, but where your camping companions won't know about it or find it.
You set up the joke by making squeaking noises periodically, escalating until it gets dark. Be careful not to let anyone see you do it.
Then you go off into the woods to poop or collect fire wood or get something from your car. Whatever gets you out of visual range of the fire where you can collect your clown accessories.
Then you use a couple of additional squeakers to simulate a sudden burst of squeaking noises and quickly put on the clown accessories.
Finally, you slowly walk back into the campsite wearing your clown accessories, making a squeak noise each time you take a step. If you're good enough with the squeaker, you can do two different sized squeakers for different visual effects, including the Bodysnatcher howl, which is hysterically funny. Just don't inhale the squeaker.
This is unhinged. I kinda love it 😂
Diabolical. I love it.
I did a similar thing. Every time my friend would put his left foot down, I would squeak. Drove him mad.
jfc, respect
delightfully devilish
Looks like the kinda thing a Martian would use in a 60s sci-fi. I can picture a row of alien royal guards in a precession with something looking like that.
Reminds me of one particular scene in the anime bleach where there’s a whole bunch of the royal court guard captains
I just imagined Martin the Martian from Looney tunes with this thing and it was great
@@DomA-x2h honestly, same
You made an Elden Ring weapon
it inflicts every debuff at once
and it also cures every debuff at once
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174it makes holy damage with bubbles.
Was searching for this comment
Giant Oracle Envoy bubble-horn boss in the DLC surely
I could also see this being a Monster Hunter, Hunring Horn skin. 😂😂
Bro's playing the virus
you brits have some whimsical hobbies
are you sure your not british as well “Whimsical. 🎩🧐🇬🇧☕️”
@@ablobfish5104 have you seen my content? I fall under the eccentric levels of cringe. Thats and I’m a furry, I can’t be British, your only allowed one mental disorder per life time.
Not much else to do on this shit rock.
@@Garbageman28 wrong! You could stop paying your TV licence
Oh no@@AmbroseBoaBowie
"sounds bloody aweful....im quite proud" is the most british thing ive ever heard. sub earned
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
that'd be an amazing prop for a dnd campaign. The DM gets super serious, shouts a battle command in a husky voice and then triumphantly puts this thing to his lips and blows it. Shivers, instantly.
God the looks your players would give you as they die laughing would be worth it
@@LyndsayW1194 Absolutely
Totally not me giving this to my dm
Totally won’t be making this for the next time I DM, definitely not…
That is exactly what I was thinking too
This guy reminds me so much of my grandad, his love for obscure instruments, his humour of making awful things for fun, calm demeanour and even wearing different oriental-style hats. He would've loved this video as much as I did. Thank you for making such an abomination it made my day
Thank you 😊
Call of Cthulhu.
more like azathoth's flute players (or trumpet players in this case)
Mini cthulhu the IRS auditer
@@chirimoyan Yes. You're right.
No joke, imagine this on a much larger scale. It would probably sound terrifying
CoC
I was recommended this out of nowhere and I’ve never been more happy to stumble upon a random video, this is gold and genuinely brightened my day
Just youtube used be back in the day.
Found it from his Dijeri don't video.
Same here
"it's bloody awful, isn't it? .,. I'm quite proud of myself" straight up Bugs Bunny energy.
"Ain't I a stinker?" ;)
@@Termina2018 XD for sure
i can imaging his voice saying that in my head 🤣
I love it sir you should make more of those things
I have. Checkout my videos for the Hornyx, the Bellowhead, the Didgeridon't and the Eye-lo-Phone :)
I clicked on this video thinking you were Adam Savage...I was not disappointed.
underrated comment
The Adam Tame himself
Adam? No.
Savage? Absolutely!
I can't believe I had to scroll down this far in the comments to find someone else that thought they stumbled onto a new one-day-build from Adam on Tested.
this is something straight out of Elden Ring
The giant oracles use a weapon that looks just like this
This shit would summon a boss at the edge of a poison swamp
I clicked because I thought this was Elden Ring.
BLOOT
Those snowman looking enemies when you first get inside Leyndell have horns like this! And yeah they sound horrible too lmao
This feels like something you'd find in some kind of Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets Discworld kind of thing
A BS Johnson horn for sure
@@ellingengLike a former "official" instrument of Ankh-Morpork that has caused a war as it was mistaken for an alert?
Would fit to bloody stupid johnson.
This man has THE energy I ride with. Just make up a rando thing and make it look dapper. What a dude
I love this. I'm going to make this. But with more horns. More squeakers. More drones. Deeper tones. And bigger.
Bagpipes have already been invented.
Deeper tones would be better
With blackjack, and hookers!
DO IT
add in an aztec death whistle
I personally enjoy the fact that even after you stop blowing one of the squeakers seems to continue; presumably the death rattle of the tiny demon summoned each time
We need to return to making and posting things that make us as happy as this man and his truly cursed horn
you meant truly blessed horn, of course
@@whateversmurfette Its more of a Truly Blursed horn
You SHOULD be proud!! That horn looks like a prop from a cool 80's fantasy.
0:40 That looks awesome, and straight out of a Dr. Seuss book!
This is the best thing on the internet today. This week. Ever.
You are very kind. Wait 'til you see what comes next ...
@@Colganologyodd idea but make one of these except it’s made to blast a much louder sound than input in a specific direction, if that’s even legal in the UK.
Archaeologists will find this in 1000 years and think this is what our instruments looked like
“Let’s not dig to 2024: it is a silly time.”
This was so horrifying that I laughed uncontrollably every time you blew it, tysm
Took almost a year, but the TH-cam algorithm has finally decided that we must hear this cursed instrument. Let us all know suffering, together.
Lovely how you converted that giant crack pipe into a wholesome purpose
This is the perfect gift for someone's kid you really don't like
Correction, this is the perfect gift for the kid of someone you don't like.
it genuinely sounds kind of appealing to me. it also looks very nice, like from a fantasy world or sumthn
Bloody hell I'm totally gutted!
Just one day before i saw this I chucked out all my old leftover plastic saxophones
You're never gonna believe this.....I watched this a couple days before you posted, and just that afternoon I was walking down the street when I was absolutely bowled over by a thrown bag of plastic saxophones. Quite fortuitous really. Thanks mate
@@LetsTalkAboutPrepping Amazing!
The last sound the people of Jericho ever heard.
Gabriel when they feel a bit quirky 1:21
Why am I only finding this a year later…? I should’ve known about this beauty since release.
This looks like something that you would see at an 87-year-old grandma’s garage sale that’s worth like $4 billion. Love your vids by the way.
''So, what's your favourite instrument noise?''
''Infinite pain and anguish of a thousand soules produced by a lovecraftean trypophobia horn.''
''...''
What?
Yes!
@@thepainisreal749 EXACTLY
That is the coolest looking bong I’ve ever seen.
Now this is what good modern art should be about. Bizarre, recognisable, entertaining.
I'm a half Scot and frankly adore bagpipes, and I've never had quite the right rebuttal to people telling me I'm wrong.
Unfortunately for them, I also love kazoos, and this thing you've made combines the innate chaotic beauty of both. I'll be sharing this video soon, probably...
It looks biblical
Hence the name
But that is absolutely the most beautiful thing that you should never let your kids ever find.
I can image a nasty witch using this to summon a demonic turnip beast to attack the castle for being in their way
I like to imagine this being a punishment back in medieval times. Like if a prince or other member of the feudal high-society had done something to upset the king, instead of a trumpet fanfare when making an entrance, someone would play this discordant horn as a way of publicly shaming them 😂
I like your style.
Bagpipes, but with extra evil. I love it.
Sometimes you get overcome with a need to create and just gotta follow the feeling
Absolutely outstanding
In H.P Lovecrafts works, Azathoth, the blind idiot god, Is kept in perpetual slumber by alien/eldritch entities constantly lulling him to sleep with weird and unnatural instruments. I’m glad you’ve been able to recreate one!
A good way to get back at the roosters for waking me up early
This, my son, is how a man becomes a legend.
What is legendary about this useless instrument? Lol
@@lifecrisis88it's cool ❗️❗️
@@Kirkenheimer15 tru
“It’s blood awful. I’m quite proud of myself.”
Your neighbours must love you! :-)
Especially Mrs Rigsby
It feels and looks like a battle horn
Like a rare boss drop that when you play it, it buffs your stats
The look on my dog's face after you blew into it the second time is something I would frame.
Such a vile sounding contraption, it’s magnificent
It's not about achieving things to make the world a better place. It's about having fun. And who doesn't have fun when whole groups of people immediately go deaf as soon as you let out a quick breath?
Happy are those who feel joy. Truly blessed are those who feel joy when no one else can.
Kudos for wearing the traditional head dress, passed down through the generations.
Introducing our sequel:
I have a mouth and I must scream.
The face you made after blowing at 1:00 got me, thanks for the vid
The call of a hundred pained souls
I love this video, from the expressions you make to the silliness itself 😂
"It's bloody awful, but I feel quite proud of myself" that line killed me lol
And that's how the bagpipe was invented
Wow! What a wonderfully disturbing noise you've created. Thanks for the construction tutorial! I need this kind of chaos in my life.
I've never in my life stumbled upon such an absolutely lock step kindred spirit. We the odd, the merry rascals. Eclectic soothsayers, artists, scholars, scoundrels...we are the oracles of the absurd.
Pleased to meet you, brother.
I'd love to keep this on my shelf as a conversation starter
Me: takes a glance, "Is that a crack pipe???".
Downright reprehensible. I love it so much.
The only instrument in the world that looks much better than it sounds. I love it!
These creations are super medieval fantasy, I love them. Please don't stop making stuff.
This is somehow an extra level of being British. Well done, Professor!
I have never been more glad to be inexplicably recommended a video.
1:25 That smile really shows satisfaction...
The erdtree is well protected with this man guarding it!
It sounds remarkably animalistic, good work
Once in a blue moon you'll come across a golden video like this, had a stupid smile on my face the entire time
Coolest bong ever.
I kinda want to see someone put together an orchestra of all the instruments you've made.
Can't wait for the Horn of Getoff
Not sure how I landed here, but this is my type of channel!
This is the most Dr Seuss looking instrument, and possibly object I’ve ever seen. I love it.
I love that final Arturo Sandoval high note at the end
I think 20,000 puffs per second per hole at an oscillating polyrhythm and a lot of religious chanting and you’ve got yourself an angel
dude is out here living his best life making wacky horns, i love it
He really did just reinvent the Bagpipe as a horn 😂
pov: you get spotted in a stealth-based rpg
It would be quite an interesting challenge to create a version of this where each horn is tuned and they all harmonize to create some sort of one chord drone instrument
You mean bagpipes?
@@agsystems8220 I just accidentally invented bagpipes. The Scottish are already filing a cease and desist...