Bit Part Millionaires & A Garden Center Battle Royale - Episode 263 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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  • On today’s show, we talk about being a bit-part actor, having the best looking holiday displays, and remembering people's names. We also dole out some marital advice to a few conflicted couples. We finish things off with a draft of garden center items for a fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
    04:30 - Would You Rather?
    28:15 - Life Advice
    45:10 - Draft: Garden Center Battle Royale
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ความคิดเห็น • 27

  • @joshlittke9305
    @joshlittke9305 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Mike saying foilage so confidently instead of foliage made me chuckle

  • @supersaiyanwilch
    @supersaiyanwilch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    As a manager for the largest grocery retailer in the US for 22 years, I can confirm that the best shoppers we have are guys without a list. Conversely, the worst shoppers we have are guys with a list, because thats all that they will buy

    • @smul36
      @smul36 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You sir, are my nemesis

  • @bigkat650
    @bigkat650 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    How did no one draft pitch fork?! It could have been the 1-01! I’m ashamed guys…. Too much WHARPHING going on 😂

    • @capinmorgan7
      @capinmorgan7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s where I thought Jason was going when he said there was a superior version of a shovel! 🤦‍♂️

  • @KIKI_LOVES_KIMCHI
    @KIKI_LOVES_KIMCHI 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Driving to my first day of a new job happy to have spitballers to ease the nervousness and give me laughs during the commute!!

    • @stefanmilosevic8664
      @stefanmilosevic8664 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Congratulations on the new job! 🎉

  • @Jorgenaut
    @Jorgenaut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You can tell it's a Monday, warfing and kids aids is premium content lmao

  • @bktenn29
    @bktenn29 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When defining bit part, the movie that came into my head before Mike said it was Mr. Deeds. Wild. But my bit part was Steve Buscemi’s character instead of the butler

  • @bktenn29
    @bktenn29 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If allowed (not sold at a garden center but they are IN garden centers): a forklift would’ve been a great thing to pair with Jason’s pallet of pavers

  • @PeterWypyszinski
    @PeterWypyszinski 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not Jason being a football noob and wearing cleats on concrete

  • @naked-Drafter
    @naked-Drafter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For the battle royal... Tiki torches. And Bungie cord/elastic hose. And Planters pots. You can make a large sling shot that shoots fire balls. And I got to say Andy... When you turtled.. Jason ran right over to put bricks on you... but he would have fallen into your traps. Which was perfectly played prior

  • @maniacalskipper
    @maniacalskipper 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The whole draft was just andy being upset he had a bad list

  • @Camalytic
    @Camalytic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have (extended) family members who immediately rip off and throw away the top of the toothpaste bottle upon opening it. Drives me insane every time I go to their house and it is always just sitting out on the guest bathroom counter.

  • @johnmiller854
    @johnmiller854 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I believe the thumbnail is misspelled if I saw it correctly on the way in. Of course the Spitballers can pull it off, but just in case you want to adjust that, Ducers.

  • @Jorgenaut
    @Jorgenaut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Also, because I'm a no lister, I have 3 unopened bottles of garlic powder...

  • @capinmorgan7
    @capinmorgan7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How did tiki torches and propane brush burner not get a mention. It’s a freakin’ flame thrower man!

  • @samanthalogsdon708
    @samanthalogsdon708 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have "that's a great question"!!!!!! What is the difference between juicy and greasy?

  • @ddantzww
    @ddantzww 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A+ scat.

  • @user-vl8rb8lt5d
    @user-vl8rb8lt5d 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dunno if this is something that exists in every state, but here in Texas, most garden centers sell something called a “Brush Axe” and it would be the runaway 1.01. Truly unsure how it’s legal to sell what amounts to a giant medieval weapon for about $50.

  • @smul36
    @smul36 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mike and Andy you grocery list monsters 👹 you gotta arrange the grocery list with the layout of the store in mind

  • @interceptorz1010
    @interceptorz1010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wharf!!!

  • @kevinpena5457
    @kevinpena5457 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chainsaws exist in Garden Centers... 100%. Shame on the overrule!😂

  • @stefanmilosevic8664
    @stefanmilosevic8664 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Do y'all shop at a different store every time you get groceries? I have my local layout like memorized lol lists (on the phone) for the win!

  • @Wildcat_FantasyFootball
    @Wildcat_FantasyFootball 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My 101 would have been a sythe.

  • @lorenlynch9410
    @lorenlynch9410 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Does Jason really not know Mr Deeds?!?!?

  • @naked-Drafter
    @naked-Drafter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hi guys just giving my two cents. Andy should Google how much the lead actors were paid in dumb and dumber. I'd take the 5 and use it to as free publicity for a different gig. Maybe even directing