Bit Part Millionaires & A Garden Center Battle Royale - Episode 263 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ย. 2023
- On today’s show, we talk about being a bit-part actor, having the best looking holiday displays, and remembering people's names. We also dole out some marital advice to a few conflicted couples. We finish things off with a draft of garden center items for a fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
04:30 - Would You Rather?
28:15 - Life Advice
45:10 - Draft: Garden Center Battle Royale
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Mike saying foilage so confidently instead of foliage made me chuckle
As a manager for the largest grocery retailer in the US for 22 years, I can confirm that the best shoppers we have are guys without a list. Conversely, the worst shoppers we have are guys with a list, because thats all that they will buy
You sir, are my nemesis
How did no one draft pitch fork?! It could have been the 1-01! I’m ashamed guys…. Too much WHARPHING going on 😂
That’s where I thought Jason was going when he said there was a superior version of a shovel! 🤦♂️
Driving to my first day of a new job happy to have spitballers to ease the nervousness and give me laughs during the commute!!
Congratulations on the new job! 🎉
You can tell it's a Monday, warfing and kids aids is premium content lmao
When defining bit part, the movie that came into my head before Mike said it was Mr. Deeds. Wild. But my bit part was Steve Buscemi’s character instead of the butler
If allowed (not sold at a garden center but they are IN garden centers): a forklift would’ve been a great thing to pair with Jason’s pallet of pavers
Not Jason being a football noob and wearing cleats on concrete
For the battle royal... Tiki torches. And Bungie cord/elastic hose. And Planters pots. You can make a large sling shot that shoots fire balls. And I got to say Andy... When you turtled.. Jason ran right over to put bricks on you... but he would have fallen into your traps. Which was perfectly played prior
The whole draft was just andy being upset he had a bad list
I have (extended) family members who immediately rip off and throw away the top of the toothpaste bottle upon opening it. Drives me insane every time I go to their house and it is always just sitting out on the guest bathroom counter.
I believe the thumbnail is misspelled if I saw it correctly on the way in. Of course the Spitballers can pull it off, but just in case you want to adjust that, Ducers.
Also, because I'm a no lister, I have 3 unopened bottles of garlic powder...
How did tiki torches and propane brush burner not get a mention. It’s a freakin’ flame thrower man!
I have "that's a great question"!!!!!! What is the difference between juicy and greasy?
A+ scat.
Dunno if this is something that exists in every state, but here in Texas, most garden centers sell something called a “Brush Axe” and it would be the runaway 1.01. Truly unsure how it’s legal to sell what amounts to a giant medieval weapon for about $50.
Mike and Andy you grocery list monsters 👹 you gotta arrange the grocery list with the layout of the store in mind
Wharf!!!
Chainsaws exist in Garden Centers... 100%. Shame on the overrule!😂
Do y'all shop at a different store every time you get groceries? I have my local layout like memorized lol lists (on the phone) for the win!
My 101 would have been a sythe.
Does Jason really not know Mr Deeds?!?!?
Hi guys just giving my two cents. Andy should Google how much the lead actors were paid in dumb and dumber. I'd take the 5 and use it to as free publicity for a different gig. Maybe even directing