John Crist - What Are We Doing? - Full Special [2022]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 พ.ค. 2022
- From the frustrations of ordering at McDonalds and waiting in line at CVS, to the perplexities of expectant mother's parking spots and getting baptized in the Nile river, John Crist has been there to observe it all and ask simply...What Are We Doing? Filmed at the historic Lyric Theater in Birmingham, Alabama. Released in 2022!
Enjoy the special? John's 2023 release "John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement" is also available now on right here on TH-cam!
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Remaining 2023 show schedule! 6/3 Louisville, 6/4 Washington DC, 6/10 Salt Lake, 6/11 Colorado Springs, 6/23 Sacramento, 6/24 Fresno, 6/25 Thousand Oaks, 6/30 Las Vegas, 7/1 San Diego, 7/2 Anaheim, 9/14 OKC, 9/15 Tulsa, 9/16 Wichita, 9/16 Springfield, 9/21 Ottawa, 9/22 Peterborough, 9/23 London (Ontario), 9/29 Myrtle Beach, 9/30 Roanoke, 10/1 Greensboro, 10/14 Atlanta, 10/15 Birmingham, 10/20 Cedar Rapids, 10/21 Springfield, 10/22 Evansville, 11/2 Columbus, 11/3 Joliet, 11/4 Rockford, 11/5 Milwaukee,
11/10 Winnipeg, 11/11 Edmonton, 11/12 Calgary, 11/16 Reading, 11/17 York, PA, 11/18 Norfolk, 11/19 Richmond, 11/30 Albilene, 12/2 Phoenix, 12/7 San Antonio, 12/8 Austin, 12/9 Beaumont, 12/10 Baton Rouge! www.johncristcomedy.com/tour
I'm in DC I'm coming
Wish you could be here in Washington state proper...
Imagine you getting in the flagrant, and andrew become aware about Christian Comics haha
Omg! So glad he’s coming here to Las Vegas!!!
Come on back to West Palm
I used to be a fan, but after hearing this masterpiece,
I'm a whole air conditioner
This is funny! Thanks for the laugh! Bahahahaaha a whole air conditioner lol
😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
*Applauds loudly* (startling neighbours)
I am not a Christian and Jon is as talented a comedian I have ever seen. There is something serious to be said about his comedic genius when you dont have the natural vocal or situational props other comedians have at their disposal, like swearing, sexuality, etc. In a society now, where too many people view Christians as weird or not normal, John should be plastered everywhere and simply added, nope Christians are normal too.
amen...good christian is his 1st false.. If not for Jesus.. We would be the worst of all...
Right on man God bless you
@@amylynn2365 I guess that blows the theory "the meek will inherit the earth"
@@kylew9478 you too my friend
boy.....would you hate me......come see
“He asked me to bring him the Phillips, so I brought the neighbors.” That’s when you got my like. 😂
It's very rare to hear a clean and wholesome jokes nowadays. This is legit.
Done with those ones cursing on every minutes. Happy you're back, John!!!
Same😊
I agree , and I'm not offended at all by fowl language or sexual enuendo, but it is nice to be able to watch a funny comedian with ur parents or kids or whatever
Dry Bar Comedy...
Clean Comedians...
Honestly, i used to don’t mind cursing, but as i grew older a bit, they’re kinda cringe to listen to. It’s just good to hear a clean joke without curses.
Seeing Jon laugh at his own jokes is so precious. His laugh is contagious
It really is ❤️
It's part of the act honey. Does it at every show .
Literally every comedian does that. It’s a mental que to Initiate laugher and/or break tension with the audience
Yeah laughing at your own jokes is tight AF
@@ullabritt3909 i mean we all do it. When we tell a joke or funny story, we’re laughing and smiling through it. It’s super common
John: “I don’t judge anybody”
Also John: Roasts people for a living 😂👏
Absolutely underrated take. 🤣🤣🤣
Only over minor infractions 😅😂
He also brings joy and laughter!
I knew John & his entire family since 1994. He & brother Joseph sat at a table & welcomed folks. I asked them which door do I need to take & John said, we don't care which door you take! & he put his head down & laughed & snorted & little Joseph looked puzzled! I was in love with these adorable clowns forever more! The Crist's
All have a sense of humor; yet the most loving hearts.
They're adored!! Pat Thomas
So wonderful to know that he's a great person off stage as well!
I bet John is a hoot in real life as well, always cracking jokes around the dinner table! 😂
❤He’s Witty and Hilarious!❤
What are u talking about doors for?? What?? Huh??
@megandzoesmom6573 are u serious???
@@DJK-cq2uy yes I'm serious.. it was a stupid story.. lmao
I’ve worked on crew with a lot of artists and comedians. John is the nicest, most personable, humble I’ve ever worked with. He was SO nice to my kids and walked around the building with us to find the perfect light for IG pics with him.
A great comedian and excellent character…heart of gold.
"How about you teach your kids to play like there are cars driving through here?" YES!!!
"If he's 30 and still working at Chipotle, we made a bad investment." Is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard.
Right next to- who's going on line stealing my credit card and paying for my parking ticket 🎟
I couldn’t breathe 😂
The only comedian out there right now who can make me belly laugh. Truly funny without being vulgar.
John and Nate Bargatze
John, Nate Bargatze and Leanne Morgan!
Agree. But check out these comedians on DRY BAR Comedy: Josh Sneed. Tommy Ryman. Shane Smith. EXTREMELY FUNNY and all clean!!!!!
Try Michael Jr as well.
Try Tim Hawkins.
As a believer I always try to find a comedian who has a clean sense of direction. John definitely has a unique approach on how he conducts himself as a comedian. The most touching thing I've seen thus far is in the comments were people are saying they're not but they absolutely enjoyed John's performance. The fact that people who aren't churchgoers can recognize the other comedians have it easier by using buzz words that are generally inappropriate or involve cursing and at the same time can honestly say they enjoy John's comedy without the cursing says a lot. John you are truly talented and they're clearly reaching the masses. At the exact same time you were creating a idea of normalcy with regards to Christians and their performance as believers. Thank you for this amazing representation.
I totally agree!😂
Very well written.
I CANNOT believe JC put this on TH-cam for everyone to see for free! I definitely want to pay to see him live in the future.
I have seen him several times! He is Amazing!
I think this is the Netflix production that got cancelled
marketing
No other way to get views. He sucks balls. The Typical American with an English/Scottish surname. Ever wondered why all of3 our White Supremacists and White Mass Shooters have English/Scottish Surname despite our largest ethnic group being German Americans. Look up the Map of USA and the GINI Index. Look at the region where it is highest. Now Look up Map of USA and German American Population density. IT's the same region.
His live shows are SO FUN! My sides hurt the next day! 10/10!!
I just LOVE this guy! He reminds me of sitting at Grandma's table, with all the cousins, having a blast- laughing at each other, wearing a permanent smile- the ones that hurt your face the next day. That feeling of home. That's hard to do. May God bless him and his family.
Perfectly said!
I grew up as one of the youngest of 16 cousins, and the baby with two big brothers. You sound like my family used to be! Also, the younger of my two brothers is coming from NC to visit next weekend. Can't wait!!🤣💜🇺🇸
@@mrs.deannawade4383 no😊
Perfectly said! 😅
Exactly! I miss having those times! ❤
He’s the guy who says what everyone is thinking! I love it!
I was there that night. I’m from Birmingham and he nailed us. Love that show.
I'm sooooo jealous
I'm from B'ham. I wish I could have been there!
Can we just appreciate the way he moves his body around the stage during the routine 👏🏼
During the *entire* routine!
From where does he get all that energy?!?
He got that from sabastian maniscopla...he moves in the same way . Prob butchered his name.He was probably inspired by another comedian before him. Watch his special he's great also.
ADHD LOL 😊
I thought that was a little weird. But I respect it.
@@JesseBramley-Desjarlais similar in some ways but all his own. And I'm glad Chris has cleaner comedy.
I was just saying to a friend the other day how much I miss clean comedy. Love this guy.
Check out Dry Bar Comedy on TH-cam! All of their stuff is clean :)
Dry bar is great
Remember Stephen Wright?
Jeff Allen, Michael Jr, Leanne Morgan, Jim Gaffigan, Tim Hawkins, Nate Bargatze, Chonda Pierce.
All clean, all excellent, and don’t need to clean up their act just to make one Dry Bar episode!
And I miss Alabama!!!!
This is impressive John. Thank you for refusing to hide your light. You chose to face your fears and then you came back stronger. Never give up!!
Laughter has been the best medicine! It has helped me so much in my recovery from a stroke!!
Blessings 🙏🏼
Hope you’re doing better.
🙏🙏🙏❤️
Friggin’ hilarious! 😂 God bless
“Wouldn’t it be easier if we just forgave our dads?” 😳🤣🤣🤣 Had me rolling.
It got people rolling, yes, But there is a mountain of truth and wisdom in that statement. A whole book could be written on that little pearl of wisdom. And it isn't just about dads or forgiveness. It is about just honoring and appropriately respecting everyone, parents, kids, employers, neighbors, church friends, whomever. That is part of God's command for us to love our neighbors unconditionally, even parents who are sometimes hard to love. And it isn't just for them, or just for us. It is for all of our circle of family and neighbors.
OK. Sorry. Sermon is now over LOL.
Funny cuz it's true!😆
A lot of people don't realize how hard comedy is; it takes a lot of trial and error and fine-tuning, and John has put in the work to make it great. Thanks so much for this!
Well...yeah it takes hard work.....but... comics are a bit crazy.. and high IQ...as they haven't been able to be just normal average kids growing up....most are kind of outcast ...but learned to make jokes as they get older to fit in.... or cope with every body else, lack of common sense......I feel humor helps me too....!
If you say so
I have been trying to get the job and the way ↕️ to be able to get the job and ❤😊😊
When John laughs at his own jokes, the best 😂😂😂
This is one of John’s best stand ups! Him trying to hold in his laugh is pure gold & makes him even funnier 😂
“If he’s 30 and working at Chipotle… bad investment.” 💀 💀 😂
That Lazarus joke is killing me 😂
Give this man a show ! The world would watch ! I see movies , sitcoms ......
I can't get over the fact that he brought up Harambe, I'm dead lmao
It's 3:18 in the morning, just woke up feeling pretty down, I'm praying I get my life together, I just watched John again, this was the best vitamin I could have had my whole night, John is just what this country needs right now when it comes to letting go and enjoying life a little bit more thanks John...👍🙂✨🙏🤗💫😇🇺🇸🗽🌎......
🙏🙏🙏
The river Nile bit made me laugh hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m Egyptian and this is so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Salamun Aleykum
I remember about 12 years ago attending the same church as Crist, and he did a lot of comedic videos for the college group. He stirred up the water even then! 🤣🤣 I’m glad he’s doing well!
I'm a staunch athiest and Jon is, by far, one of my all-time favorite stand-up comics.
Gods grace is sufficient for you friend, Jesus loves you anyways! 🧡
What or who do you believe in if you don't believe in God? Man could not create this beautiful planet and every creature. No comment necessary. Thanks
@@edieluddeke8063 Did you believe in Santa Claus when you were a child ?
There’s no such thing as an atheist 😊do you not know that you were born with God in you?? He’s in you !! And guess what? You were born in HIS image. Do you not know that you are the temple of God and that the spirit of God dwells in you ?? 1 Corinthians 3:16.
@@sharonwalters6135 the spirit of God dwells in Christians, and He has created all people in His image, but we aren’t born with the Holy Spirit (the Spirit of God) in us.
I've been having an extremely stressful week. So I decided to take a break and watch some John Crist. I couldn't stop laughing. I needed this. Thanks John. True medicine for my soul.
Lol 😂 😎
Hope you are feeling better by now?
Sometimes you just need a John-a-thon.😊
So refreshing to hear a stand up who doesn't rely on profanity or crude innuendo to get a laugh. THANKS 😊 😊 😊
I am addicted to John’s Humor everyday from watching his videos!! Cracks me up so much!
Laughter is such great medicine!!
Jesus sliding into my FB messenger about essential oils had me laughing so hard!😂😂😂
Let's goooooooo!
Heyo
👋 HI TREY KENNEDY
Trey!
Bible Characters on iPhones 😂😂😂😂😂
Bfeeebfefeferfs😅ii
Christians, veterans and firemen… you can tell a lot about a person by whom admires them. Well done brother.
I love the bit about asking for prayers for stupid stuff. A lady from our bible study group asks us for prayers for everything. When she asked us to pray for her to find her tooth that fell out of her mouth, that was it for me! LOL
🦷 😂
😂😂
I just found this guy, and I’m having a blast listening to his standup.😂
Keeping it real! I'm not a comedian but I can relate to having inappropriate responses to situations. I'm a labor and delivery nurse and if John spent a day with me he'd have a lifetime of material!
I was an elementary school teacher for 20 years. If I had a dollar for every time I bit my tongue…
Keep up the FANTASTIC COMEDY!
I’ve always known that comedy can be very funny and very clean at the same time. THANK YOU JON FOR PROVING THIS 🎉I’m a fan for life😁!
My 4 year old just asked me if I was watching the President. I’m not sure who should be offended by that. 😆
Lol we wish john was president
😂
Definitely Jon Crist.
That Is GOLD! always remember this moment ! Thanks for sharing 😂
EPIC!!!
We have seen John Crist a few times and even met him at Rock The South several years ago. He is at his best in this show! He is probably one of the funniest comedians we have seen in a long time. OUTSTANDING!
This is the first time I’ve heard of John Crist. This show is too funny! Glad this was shared. Now I will need to see him in person.
Viewing experience gonna be a net positive for sure
The way he moves across the stage is so great lol.
Loooove John, but Sebastian maniscalco is the King of those moves.
I have absolutely loved him for a long time. He makes me laugh so much. If I’m in a sad place, I will google to watch several of his videos. Pulls me right out of my slump. Love him!!!!!!
How can you watch more than 2. My face is sore from lol!!! ❤❤😂
Try Nathan Bargatze. Clean funny.
As a lifelong Christian/ church goer; I identify completely with his humor 😂
John is as hilarious as ever ! ! Love that he put this on TH-cam.
Very funny 😄
yep yep and amen, he's a gift from God
SO FUNNY.....laughing so hard that my dog came over to see if I was okay!
The mens advance joke was so good. Won’t say the punch line, but so witty and insightful. Made me laugh so hard!
I lived in Birmingham 37 years and you nailed it 😂
Crist is the only comedian that can make laugh so much I cannot breathe and I have tears coming out of my eyes. His apologizing for things he did makes him real and human. For someone with MS his comedy is much needed
❤❤
I should not have had this playing in the background at work....frequent outbursts had my coworkers worried!! Hilarious...as always!!
Same!!!
Hahaha same
ME TO!!!!!
i tell you.
What kind of job is all have I need that so I can listen at work.
Being a Christian myself i love this humour that is in the Body Of Christ. God bless us in Jesus Name.
I love this man John, all the way from South Africa. Blessings to you brother.
"I can't even watch snoopy!!!!!!" 🤣😭 😅🥹😅
His delivery is getting better and better. What a legendary comedian.
The prayer jokes should definitely turn into youtube skits 🤣 those were hilarious and clever!
Yes! Would be hilarious
I love his facial expressions! God definitely gave him his talent!
@markjosrph1860, I've personally known John and the whole family 30+ years. He and my daughter are the same age. When they were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. John and my daughter played on some of the same teams, or against each other. When I watch him on stage I am reminded of the cute little (he WAS "little" like all the other boys, until they hit about 16 and all of a sudden shot up!!) John Crist I used to get so tickled at watching on the tennis courts.
I'm so proud of the man he has become.
Jon, I get it. I see life differently also. Humor is all around. I love how you share your experiences with the world, keeping the fact that you are a Christian as a part of your shows. I am looking forward to seeing more of your specials. God bless you and keep you laughing.
It takes talent to be funny without filth. This is right up there with Brian Regan. You are doing great.
Check out Tim Hawkins. Absolutely hilarious
@@rachelh1720 The best!
Dry bar comedy on yt.
And Jim Breuer
No one is as good as Brian Regan
John keeps getting better and better. I think I may have laughed more during this segment than ever before while watching a comedy special. Everyone, continue to pray a "hedge of protection " around this guy! Lol
😂nice one. I’m gonna pray a minefield of protection ;-)
This was just a wonderful break from my reality and so, so, so relatable! Back in the 80s my Sunday school teacher taught us that father Abraham song! And, I used to sell essential oils. And my neighbor asked me to pray for her cat once! I’m always in the car while listening to Skip and Amy! 😂😂😂 I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard and I do think this will help me see life on a lighter more comical note! People have forgotten how to laugh. My evening is going to be so much better since I watched this. I’m just in a better mood and feel not so alone. Thank you, John! You have a gift! Thank you for all your hard work. You have made a big difference in my life tonight! Hoping one day I will get to see you live!
35:47 IRS agent in the back hiding before he finds the guy who collects taxes for our modern day Caesar 😂😂😂
Loved the whole show - John has a way of making you laugh without having to depend on raunchy humor and that's so rare these days. Thank you for that gift, John!
Yes. My other favorite comedian that made me laugh (without the vulgarity or swearing) is Brian Regan. He would have me in tears. These guys have a gift.
dry bar . they have a youtube channel. squeaky clean.
Don’t hold in the laughing John- it fits the humor of your act of laughing at us 🤣❤️
I dunno, a shrubbery halted Arthur & the Round Table when dealing with the Knights of Ni-- a shrubbery could be the key to the best protection. You never know lol
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? Its good to see another person of culture in the comments.
18:05 made me happy because i’m like that guy. i can be alone with my thoughts for hours (admittedly, music generally helps) and be completely content and happy with the stories i’ve got goin’ on up there
I love that John came back stronger and better than ever!
Yes and AMEN!!
Exactly! 🎉
Amazing! What a natural comic. Not a second of empty space. Totally charged the whole time. So much funny positive energy. I’d go watch this guy in person for sure. He deserves some BIG break. His humor is relatable and real. Thank you for an hour of laughter.
The physical movement is cool, he is all over the place, always in motion. I think that helps keeps things going, and us paying attention.
I lobe when he laughs when he isnt supposed to That's how u know some truth is being spewed and u r gonna laugh hard. Lol
John Crist is the best comedian, clean content and guaranteed to laugh endlessly.
When he got to the part of "he's clipping his toenails, do we really want him" I stopped and chuckled... I was clipping my toenails
His stand up is different than I thought. Not in a bad way. More of his personality comes out. Its entertaining
The way you let them finish Father Abraham, at the beginning, had me rollin!
Came in clutch! Ya gotta finish it once you start it!🤣🤣
John my dad picked my mom up when he saw her walking down the street carrying her new record player in the rain. That was in 1970 in Parkersburg WV. They were married for 39 years. ❤
I had the privilege to see John Crist here in Houston TX a couple months ago. He's a natural. Lots of laughs and well worth going. Brilliant comedian and absolutely adorable.
Saw him live back in 2019!
This new, extra body language is just killing me 😆
He looks like that random kid that gets beat with a flipflop in the grocery store.
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug 😆
This was from 2019. Edited at 11:05 mark. Just saying…
He may be a little not straight.
@@Biosafetylevel4 He is, he went into rehab for drugs and one nighters with too many women.
I have watched this too many times to count, but I can tell you I have memorized certain parts 😂
Love it! His whole bit about the cell towers and terrorists is hilarious but true for the younger generation.. Does anyone remember having to unfold then refold those paper maps on roads trips that went from the front of the car into the trunk? God, those were the good times..you are epic Mr. John Crist..!
"Just forgive our dads" 👏👏👏
John at the gates of heaven: I told clean jokes that helped bring people joy and laughter in the midst of a chaotic, broken, and depressing world.
Heaven: Welcome home, we've got a place in here for you. 💜
That’s not how heaven works.
@@karisbrister7292 aaaaand your comments are not how comedy works 😆
I wasn’t being a comedian. 😊
How did I not know of this man before today!? Pure genius!
after watching 4 minutes of this, i bought tickets to see his current tour when it's in my town! so excited!!!
wow. :O
The prayer jokes were excellent, please make that a thing, and the latter half was as strong as the first, which is hard to pull off with an hour long stand up. Good job!
And the Dave Ramsey jabs had me dying 😆
He is a good kid. I’m glad he knows how to persevere and still be him. Fame is a hard journey, but he brings laughs. Anytime he wants to hang out I’ll teach him how to BBQ.
Philly
Kid?
'"I love Jesus but we gotta start weeding some people out" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
You are absolutely hilarious and clean jokes!!
Almost 4am here, can’t sleep, so figured I’d watch this, haha. Laughed the whole time man. Good stuff. More of this please sir! 👏🏻👏🏻🎉🎉
Same 😆1:10 am
Same....3:11 a.m.
Damn…I have a hard time sleeping too. It sucks.
@@buildyourfuture5649 7
@@hcrawford79 3:11!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I laughed out loud so many times - the Father Abraham part really got me! 🤣 as a children’s pastor I totally taught kids that song though because it’s a great way to get some of their energy out with all those crazy actions! 🤣
How have I never heard of him? He's hilarious.
It's so true people have no common sense and everyone gets so offended but yet those same people can say what ever they want. Schools need to have a common sense class and make it mandatory for all students.
Freaking love this guy. So thankful I got to see him earlier this year.
“What? Is this country run by a child??” That look. Hahahaha
Best Lazarus story ever.
It was the essential oils for me!😂
God has definitely given you a talent John, keep it up! 😂😀
Clever dubbing ‘2022’ into the 2019 special.
This is why I came to the comments.
@@PapaSnuffy Me too. 😄
I was thinking the same! This must be the special that was supposed to post in Netflix and got cancelled. So glad it's posted here!
Glad to see someone else pieced it together. There’s a joke about our president being a child which you would think he’s talking about Biden but he was talking about Trump and confirms it at the end with his Barack joke.
@@PapaSnuffy same
I love how his punch lines are accompanied by the splits