The Death of Pinocchio & Alternate Transportation Methods - Episode 146 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- On today’s show, we hear a stellar celebrity impersonation by Mike. We also discuss peeing in the front yard, revealing tattoos, having kids with the same name, and literally anything else you can think of. We close the show down with a draft of alternative transportation methods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
08:45 - Would You Rather?
26:00 - That's A Great Question!
41:25 - Draft: Alternate Transportation Methods
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Jason should definitely tweet a photo of his front bush, you know for us visual learners.
Please do my draft idea!
There is a spitballers movie! Each of you have to draft an actor to play Andy, Mike and Jason and a director for your movie!
This
Also starring: Paul Giamatti as “ The Judge” and Samuel L Jackson as “The Owl”
Mike : Shia Lebeouf
Jason: Kevin Hart
Andy: Matthew McConaughey
Owl: Will Ferrell
The bush moment has to be one of the funniest moments of this show and the fantasy footballers combined 🤣🤣🤣
I literally died after Jason’s gloating about his huge bush!
Worst board game to live in has got to be hungry hungry hippos. Surrounded by hippos sounds terrifying
Almost fell off the treadmill when Jason said he has a big bush in his front yard!
The fact that Jason’s big bush in the front yard comment made all 3 of you bust up laughing... is why I love you guys 😂😂👌👌😩😩
I totally forgot about the pizza joke by the end of the episode. Bravo Jason 😂
35:40 - Highlight of the episode right there 😂😂😂
Big bush in front! I can’t stop laughing!
Fellas - I was having a total 💩 day and needed the laughs. Thanks as always for my weekly dose.
I listened to this at work today and was absolutely dying at the bush bit 😂 Tried so hard to hold in my laughter
Andy's clown horn laugh at 33:06 got me more than the joke did lmao
22:00 Three old men yell at clouds 🤣🤣🤣
I WAS DYING, WHEN ANDY SAID "WELCOME IN" BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON METH!
On a school day a couple weeks ago me and the person that sat in front of me accidentally wore a white hoodie and teal shorts.😂😂😂
Sounds like Jason could benefit from the Fantasy Footballers sponsor “Manscaped.”
LOOL 52:50
Jason : Is that allowed?
Owl : No
Jason : Oh
For Pinnochio, his nose will grow a second after he says it. So not "now", but after, since that would be the lie.
Every time I hear the story of Andy and the pissing fake phone call I think of driving to pretzel 🥨 time and having no where to piss so I pissed in my wife’s windshield bottle in the back of the car and forgot about it!!! Lol! Ahhhh the memories! Thanks guys for another and always great show!
I choked on my sammich on the big Bush part
35:41 hahahahaha hahahaha and more hahahahas
Powered paragliding is close enough to a jetpack.
"I got a big bush in my front yard!"
Just me or is peeing outdoors feels invigorating? Life of an impatient home camper. Let the good times flow!
outside > toilet. if you've never peed while staring at the stars, then you haven't truly lived
You guys are awesome I have been listening for a few months now and I’ve almost seen all the episodes and I love it, thank you so much for the comedy and I think you should do a draft of the most evil villains
I had to go back and listen to episode 83's scat. Owl is untouchable!
Andy made a strong finish in the draft. I think he has a chance.
Man, I really want to go on a cruise but I can't justify it from a morale-standpoint.
I’m digging the matching shirts. Get with the program Mike
Mike missed an opportunity to have a moose pulled chariot
For the record, Andy seems to be the only one who knows both the meaning of literally and how to pronounce it correctly!
Hovercrafts and paramotors got snubbed
You HAD to have a Starter jacket in my grade school...
I’m gonna need a battle royale in a mechanic shop
What is Andy drafted a V-22 Osprey? It has characteristics of a helicopter and an airplane.
As someone that works with children, let’s get rid of the phrase “um”🤣
35:38
Were motorcycles off limits?
Owl will always win !!!!!!!!!!
Jason is traveling like Jerry Jones. Andy is traveling like Jerry’s grandpa.
Andy could've picked literally any other subject and been fine but he somehow manages to go with Latin.
Dudes how have you not heard of Jet Pack Man spotted flying at an airport. Andy solid pick lad.
jason should have chose a rollercoaster to get the port and air port
Lots of missed opportunities in this draft! Instead of a horse it would have been better to take horse drawn carriage or wagon. A better version of bikes are battery powered bikes. A better version of cruise ship or gondola would be a yacht. And the best version of a piggy back ride would be a palanquin (carried on a throne)
Where did Mike get the Nike coffee mug
is it me but did no one picked a motorcycle...whaaaaa?!
Lmao. Why would you need dogs and a sled in hot places.... you have a car and vehicles???
Tattoos, kind of like Memento
I would have drafted a wing suit or snowmobile
Why not a Hover Board?!
Monopoly would actually be fun, because in monopoly if you go bankrupt, you’re out. And I assume you go back to the real world. So you’re essentially buying and trading properties until you go bankrupt, or win. In both cases you go back to the real world.
Jetpacks are real btw. More then just 60 sec
Mike could have taken a rickshaw combine chariot and piggyback ride
I didn't realize the draft was going to be ACTUAL modes of transportation, I said Magic Carpet number 1 lol
dragon #2
Dated a girl with the same name as 2 of her sisters. It got odd once or twice. Also who chooses cruise ship or gondola over yacht?
Hovercraft?
Bicycle should have been the top pick right? Or at least in the top 3.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
You missed airplane boat
You guys should look up the definition of "irregardless"
Townsville Jason get
The campaign for North Africa would be the worst board game
Would you rather eat nothing for 3 days or eat the same meal for a month?
Al borland FACE REVEAL
Uuummmm