The Metal Master & Things That Are White - Episode 281 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 เม.ย. 2024
- On this episode, Jason loses it, conversation killers, immortal families and more, plus we explore the mutant benefits of the gluteus maximum variety. We bring it all home with a Things That Are White draft you don’t want to miss. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
05:36 - Would You Rather?
25:05 - That’s a Great Question
45:03 - Draft: Things That Are White
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You guys should totally do a blind draft for one of the episodes. Basically where all three of you don't know the subject and Owl just starts each round with one item as well to help give hints as to what it might be and you don't know the subject until the end.
Yesss😊
gonna have to agree this sounds great
That’s an awesome idea!
Jason really showed his metal this episode!
This episode was pure gold which happens to be my favorite metal
Every interjection about metal slowly wore me down until i was cry laughing by the end 😂 It's so stupid and It's obnoxiously hilarious
How did Andy not draft ice cream
Cause vanilla sucks...😂
@@bradyoung1637 Take it back 😡
I can't!! Lol
Love this episode. Never change, Jason 😊
Best pod ever! Suggestion: 10 round draft of things that are metal for episode 300
For the Mars robot question - it takes like 3-20ish minutes each way depending on where both the earth and mars are in their orbit. So 3 minutes to send the signal to mars, and 3 minutes for the signal back to us best case scenario is the best case scenario for conversations there.
Instant Top-5 episode. In the running to be the GOAT
Surprised Andy didn't go with vanilla ice cream
A polar bear seems like a perfect pick for this draft. A non-family, friendly honorable mention also has to be cocaine😂
Plot twist: Jason is actually Magneto. That's how he knows so much about metal things. It's the only explanation.
The shade of red on Jason face is the most color I've seen him wear on this show and the Footballers Podcast.
HOLY MOLY OWL MR BORLAND PLEASEEEEEEEEE DO A METAL DRAFT 😂😂😂
This episode was absolutely hilarious!! Clukdnt stop laughing at work 🤣🤣🤣
We really need a Things Made of Metal draft within the next couple videos!
Good morning gang
Morning brother
Mike been hitting those weights? My boy is lookin more pumped by the day
As a fellow chubb, I can say with confidence that Jason's superhero/villain name would be Fatneto. Luv ya Jason.
Really wanted Andy to hit the Water Bet button when Jason said we’d get to mars in his lifetime. Just made myself laugh picturing old ass Andy at Jason’s funeral with a solo cup of water, waiting for his moment.
I watch Spitballers every night before sleep. I am truly grateful for this show.
"Story Shuffle" you guys gotta play that game! new segment
I feel like the answer to the hot new ring metal, is Tungsten…. Mostly because you can get them cheap, but they still look good quality
Fantastic episode gentlemen. 👏 slow golf clap
Interesting story with the mask conversation at 21:00 - I work with a lot of audiology clinics and apparently there were a ton of people who didn't realize how bad their hearing was until they couldn't read lips anymore. Hearing aid sales went through the roof in 2020 and 2021!
This was one of the most deep-fried episodes I can remember and I’m here for it
Jason just needs eggs and vanilla for a cheesecake!
Shocked Andy didn't take vanilla ice cream. Also, have a show suggestion. At the opening, tell us who one the previous draft.
This was the funniest episode so far.
Andy passing on vanilla Ice cream is insane
People sleeping on Gandalf the White and the White Power Ranger.
Jason already knows this but there are metals that are white when the oxide. Titanium oxide being the most popular as white paints are named after it. Aluminum and tungsten is also white when it oxidizes. Not that you wanted to know, but now you do lol
Polar bears get no love?
The SUN?! Lol surprised no one took it.
Jason wins, he's making cheesecake ❣️❣️
Words cannot express the sadness experienced when remembering today's draft was NOT metal things
For the life of me I can't figure out why Andy didn't draft vanilla ice cream!
someone broke Jason
My cousin got married on NYE...wedding pictures in the snow.
Some would argue that men have three legs 🤣🤣🤣
I thought for sure Mike was gonna say cocaine
7 mins is a long conversation. Lol
Draft analysis: Things That Are White
Mike : Snow, Wedding Dress, Toilet, Stormtrooper
Jason : Salt, Sugar, Milk, Cream Cheese
Andy : Clouds, The Moon, White Chocolate, Glacier
Andy Draft Grade: C
Mike Draft Grade: A
Jason Draft Grade: A-
Best items drafted:
1.) Snow (Went 1.01 // Mike)
2.) Toilet (Went 3.01 // Mike)
3.) Salt (Went 1.02 // Jason)
4.) Sugar (Went 2.02 // Jason)
5.) Clouds (Went 1.03 // Andy)
6.) Milk (Went 3.02 // Jason)
7.) Stormtrooper (Went 4.01 // Mike)
8.) Wedding Dress (Went 2.03 // Mike)
9.) Cream Cheese (Went 4.02 // Jason)
10). White Chocolate (Went 3.03 // Andy)
11). The Moon (Went 2.01 // Andy)
12). Glacier (Went 4.01 // Andy)
Honorable undrafted mentions: Eggs, Golf Ball, Ice Cream, Jason
Another creative color draft - beyond the 1.01 of snow, a lot of room for potential creativity from the ballers. Mike took an early lead with the 1.01 of snow and then followed it up with the unique picks of wedding dress, and the steal of the draft - toilet - perfect for a potty-humor podcast as this. It was a close one between Mike and Jason, but Mike's superior late round picks earned him the victory. Andy did not necessarily underperform, however there were more advantageous pick instead of Glacier, which he took in the fourth, especially when ice cream was still on the board.
MVP Pick: Toilet - a steal from Mike in the 3rd
Lmfao 5:46 hahahahahahaha
Wait til that snow turns to ugly grey slush then tell me you love snow
Things that are white should be the alternate name of the show. 😜
Unless something tragic happens to Andy there will 1000% be humans on Mars during his lifetime
Disappointed in Jason for not picking marshmallows!
So sad no one picked polar bears!
got my wife 1.01 carat ring--which is fitting as she is the 1.01 in my life
Nice one!
You guys should raffle off a chance to come play pickleball with the crew.
Andy didn't take vanilla ice cream?
How did Jason not take White Gold in this draft?
White Gold?? did Jason miss that?
I thought for sure Jason would take "himself" for things that are white.
Can artificial intelligence replace something that has no apparent intelligence?
Jason is high
……… White gold ………
✌️
Missed opportunity to take CMC as the number 1 overall for things that are white guys…