Everything Wrong with THE JURASSIC DEAD!? (Zombie Sins)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มิ.ย. 2024
- What happens when you mix Jurassic Park, The Walking Dead, Duke Nukem and bad writing with a dash of Star Wars and The Expendables? You get this B-Film.
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"or what they say is a vulture, Im not sure a bird can make that sound" CORRECT lmao
What are you doing here
or maybe it was a zombie dino bird?
Also when are you gonna get as ripped as Duke Nukem?
I love seeing Roanoke here. I loved the collab and wanna see soooo many more. It's my science dad and my horror dads working together lol
like your comment
Alternate title:
Shady dudes decide to inject Nickelodeon Slime *ON A NON DECAYED T-REX* and kill it
Indeed.
*aggressive bidding in the background for T-Rex
That duke nukem vs z-rex editing was fucking gold, and way better than the actual movie.
I laughed so hard at when the zombie t rex who is basically the selling point of this movie gets instantly knocked out by "dick kickem" after he punched it only 3 times and he knocked it's teeth out
That tree was not even trex sized, it was like two of the guy sized. That just makes it even better.
was the budget for this movie like 5 dollars a piece of gum and a shirt button ?
Yea probably
No it was a combo of 1$, an expired coupon and a sock
No, It was a plastic cup
My ramen noodle lunch cost more than this crap show.
No it was 3 dollars a piece of gum and a shirt button
Bruh, that's Dick Kickem, of course he can K.O a Z-Rex with his bare hands
It's time to kick gum and chew ass.... and I'm all out of ass.
-Dick Kickem
Jesus may walk on water but i swim through land
-Dick Kickem
@@cyb3rbeast164 Who is this Dick Kickem?
@@justafurrywithinternet317 Sounds like a porn name
@@matthewenfinger766 lmao
Is it me or does that Dino deserve the award for the worlds tiniest T-Rex? What happened did a tyrannosaurus bump uglies with a velociraptor, and this was the offspring?
I feel like a week, hell a month of binge drinking wouldn’t do as much damage to your brain as this film does.
O don’t worry after this film you won’t be doing that anymore because you would have killed your self
Lol 😆 good one
Zack... they're called magazines..
Clip gang
clipazines
@@tessa90 no... just no please no
Boolezine
Do you mean...paper cartridges?
You know you've passed the point of no return when some Duke Nukem lookin' ass K.Os a zombie dinosaur
This movie is literally so bad it caused my phone to glitch with picture in picture mode as it played and it took up most of my screen, wouldn't let me exit out of it and the only way to fix it was literally disable the allowance of that feature with this stuck on my screen while looking for it.
I'm a month late but this happened when i was watching a video with a minecraft goose covering my screen
I am 2 months late but please read the book this movie gives the book a bad name but this book and movie are unrelated this movie stole the name and idea of the book
well... Technically, it seems to be an amateur movie, not a professionnal one. But even so, I have to admit that the camera angles are nearly everytime misplaced, not interesting, or totally wrong...
It was so bad my old phone broke and I had to buy a new phone
I’m just watching this now and I’m like wait, that guy with the mask and hood looks like Stitch from Black Ops Cold War. Like wtf
You know what, since you explained why you call them clips, I'll bite.
"They're called magazines not clips, call 'em mags if you gotta". There, now do your job Algorithm.
This has the same energy of a special ed classoom at 3AM
Yeah I love it 😂😂
The movie or the video?
I'm in a sped class and I just want to say, you're absolutely right XD.
🙋♂️😴
Monika31397 lol
Damn I was hoping the discount Duke Nukem character was a strange coincidence. It would have been extremely hilarious.
Just found out he died last year from pulmonary embolism after elbow surgery.
The thing I hate about most if not all movie "hacking" scenes is that commands run from the terminal almost never have a fancy GUI to show progress. It’s typically just a 2 digit (or 2 digits with 2 decimal points of precision) number that updates at a defined rate.
Looks like Duke Nukem found a new calling after he failed Duke Nukem Forever
the duke nukem theme in the intro was great
Oh my god the absolute SALT in this review is absolutely hilarious, thank you for subjecting yourself to this film for our entertainment
This injection thing looks right out of Reanimator, something that is ACTUALLY enjoyable to watch. Maybe do a zombie sins for it? I mean, they technically are zombies.
i know right
Yup true.
"It's huge enough for your sister". "Yeah". This was the best part of the movie
I love the Duke Nukem cameo in this movie. I guess even he was tired of Duke Nukem forever huh.
Sadly, the bodybuilder who played as Duke died last year. He was even a producer on the movie. Andy Haman was his name.
Zombie Dinosaurs you got to be kidding me! How do they come up with these ideas? Oh let's just mash up a bunch of random words go. Ok zombie Dinosaur!
Oh brilliant
They didn't come up up with it they stole it from a book with the same name and the book was so much better
I gave them too much credit then
Isn't there a movie about a planet of raptors?
"It's meant to be bad" is such a terrible argument, 'cause okay, if you succeeded, it's bad
And if you failed, it's still bad?
Nice profile pic
@@crtntiddles5178 Oh why thank you
"LET'S ROCK!" "HAIL TO THE KING BABY!" "IT'S TIME TO..."
D-D-D-D . D-D-D-Duel
@@megoodatgame8535 ...KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS! AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS!
Zombieobsession oh
@@h3ll_w4lkr82 *insert a Civvie reference here.*
Dance
This brings up an interesting thought. We do live in a timeline now where dinosaurs and zombies COULD happen, and at the same time even which in real life is scary af...
I'm so glad that Duke Nukem reference was made, I swear that man is what came of "Duke Nukum"
Update: actor who played him died last year.
RIP Andy Haman
Forgive me for commenting twice but I also just realized something since when was a T-Rex a couple inches taller than discount Duke Nukum aren't they supposed to be like a massive?
Yep a few tons, a punch wouldn't even register.
- Your Resident Dino Lova
Why you wouldn't survive a State of decay zombie apocalypse
Actually that would be a pretty cool video
State of decay is actually pretty milded and survivable.
Zombies that dont glitchmobteliport everywhere and other then the ferals theres not really a big threat the jugs can be killed with explosives or headshots like all the rest
@@colewilder7353 ok good point but can you say that you will win a fight with a jug with weapons that you found
@@Mr_Chip yes definitely.
Oh i live in USA the south east no less. so theres 2 things around that you can find on every block.
A church maybe 2 and a gun store.
And across the street is a liquor store and a school.
God bless the USA lol
@@colewilder7353 ok but other people might fight for those guns and school can became very bad please because the military will treat the sick there. Also if some is bitten at the that can cause an outbreak at that school
I saw this once and thought I never have to relive those horrid memories
Truly one painful movie
I thought it was hilarious. Good comedy.
29:53 fun fact- you're shooting the dinos with tranquilizers so that's cool.
Wait, did that guy just turn into the hulk? Oh, s l i m e.
28:08
He even does the 1978 "Incredible Hulk" Flex.
Dr. David Banner - "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Who was the mastermind who managed to create this masterpiece of of a movie?
They are called magazines... you're welcome.
you lost
@@junnelausan9070 hey man, he wanted the comment, so I gave him the comment.
It hurt to watch your 34 min sin episode. I can't imagine what you went through watching the whole thing for us. You are the 🧟♂️👑
16:30 : when you put all you’r stats point in ARK in melee dammage
I remember i bought this film because the cover looked really good. I was not disappointed.
I can't believe this entire movie takes place in the same universe as Jurassic Park.
And Re-Aniamtor too.
Are you sure this isn't just Duke Nukem Forever: The Movie?
Theyre 30 caliber magazine clips bro. Shoots 6000 rounds a second
This is random. are you talking about the guards at the start? Because we were asking why they had so many bullets without reloading not how fast they shoot.
And it matters on the fire rate of the gun not what type of caliber they are using
Your comment made me mad
Nothing that you said made any sense at all.
Then it looks like he got what he wanted out of you two :D
I just heard of this movie a few days ago, you've saved me the pain of having to watch faux Duke Nukem 💀🤣
Zack... they're called newspapers
This made me chuckle you get a like
The mafia must've laundered a lot of money through this film.
Facts
That “machine gun turret” also causes a larger exit wound than a human torso
Fun Fact: Meteors *CAN* cause an EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse, for those who don't know) upon impact.
However, for the meteor to cause an EMP to effect that large of an area, you'll have bigger problems than just the EMP.
This! You'd also have the fireball, the massive shockwave, and rocky debris flying out in all directions.
@@dragonbornexpress5650 And depending on the size, a Global Extinction Level Event!
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim well a velociraptor would know best due to first hand experience
A meteor CAN cause an EMP if it has the right minerals inside of it and it lands on just the right spot like a quarts rich mine, but the chances of something like that are astronomically tiny, so yes, it’s technically possible
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised the first Duke Nukem movie we get after all these years somehow managed to be even worse than the last game. XD
" When you gotta go you gotta go. "
Watching this movie makes me rethink about my life choices.
Its 8 am, why am I here I'm to tired for this as I keep watching
its 9 for me but same and im 11 and stayed up all night
@@dustinbutschli6305 I didn't sleep either, I feel great
@@sleepyztheonly2908 nice i feel great to
its 12:17 am for me XD
@@angelex2483 nice well idk why im saying this but tomorrow im getting m birthday gifts my birthday was sept 2
Dude, they’re called “magazines” not “clips.”
(I like this channel so I figured I’d leave the comment in the hopes that you’ll get recommended more😉)
The best way to explain when you're actually trying to teach someone the difference is like this: "A clip is a device, other than a speedloader, used for loading a magazine or cylinder."
i dont know weather to like or dislike this, so im just gonna leave a like on any response to this
Incidentally.. the girl's name, Cuchilla, means knife in Spanish. It's pronounced ku-chi-ya, so it does, in fact, sound like Gojira. Only part of that movie that made sense.
I'm shocked you don't still have a headache. I got stuck on nukes, computers, and bombs still working after a 2800 mile wide EMP.
Man, the land before time ain't got notin on this awesome movie with so much character development and all the plot twists, just like a roller coaster of bullets and testosterone.
He's the embodiment of the name "Chad Steelballs Thundercock"
This movie stole ideas from re-animater ;-; no one else gonna comment on that?
Exactly
Because it was a good cheesy horror movie
Not only that but it stole this entire idea of zombie dinosaurs was stolen from a book even the name was stolen (said book is called Jurassic dead)
I know that if I experienced a sudden EMP blast that disabled my car and cell phone then came to the conclusion that it came as a result of a meteor or missile strike, I'd finish that statement with a non-chalant, "or something."
Thanks for reviewing these videos and saving me the time of watching them! You the real MVP
Discount Duke must’ve took his steroids before he fought the Z Rex.
Me: Okay Google
Google Assistant: Hi, how can I help?
Me: Define a low-budget movie for me, please.
Google Assistant: *shows this movie*
That old ass Duke Nukem soundboard vent interaction at the end of the video was very much appreciated
Maybe I'm just a freaky weirdo but I love it and laugh when WSG starts going off on things in the sins series haha
I would honestly watch a movie or video of duke nukem fighting dinosaurs, especially zombie dinosaurs along with aliens. It just sounds entertaining.
If this was drudging for me to just finish the video, I can only imagine how it was for you
Thank you for adding the rounds to the sin count!! I have never laughed so hard in my life!!! 😂🤣🤣☺️
A meteor that was big enough. If you want to know more, look up High Altitude Nuclear Explosion. It explains how explosions high up in the atmosphere causes an EMP to occur.
Oh!. Since we goin... *Jurassic*
Would you cover the "plage of madness" from primal?
Although this comment won't get much attention, I was wondering if you could do an Everything Wrong With: Zombie (1979)
Just putting this here : EMPTY THE CLIP is ment for GUN IT DOWN, soooo its also called clip. Even in germany its not ONLY Magazin (for magazin/clip), its also clip, mostly because its easier to say.
Magazine not clips.
Keep making these vids. I love them so much
Anyone else read Z-Rex by Stephen Cole when they were younger? That book was dope as hell.
Let me know if you had the book which had that "3D" cover of the dinosaur.
Glad this video reminded me of that 😂
It was a good book
That book was my favorite at the time
Why you wouldn’t survive the splinter monster infection
How can he survive being rammed by a military truck and even push it back? Dude knocked out a mini trex earlier. Idk this movie was a wild ride
Everyone knows that gas leaks's vision is based on movement.
God, this movie is gold.
Yo Zak this one was a peach lol. Laughed like a mofo. Keep them coming bro.
Oh yeah MAGAZINES GO IN ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A PISTOL! :) just for the algorithm lololol
Hey man, Great Vid as usual, can you do a Everything Wrong With Pandemic(2016) please
I wonder if he'll ever do Sharknado......and how many sins THAT movie will rack up!
Wasn’t gonna say anything about the clip/magazine thing but glad you brought it up
33:22 iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE
2:45 LOL "Semantics get me views" essentially
Astrologist do actually believe that with the right mineral combo that a asteroid entering our atmosphere can cause an emp like affect either on entrance or impact but for it to affect all of North America it would have to pretty large and in that case it would also affect more then just America
"What's the budget for this movie?"
"Well...I've got like 5 bucks and some pocket lint"
"Good enough!"
typically, there are about 100 rounds of .50 bullets in a box in the standard US humvee. how the fuck do you store 190 rounds in a box that can only hold 100.
30:12 sin counter. that is all.
Fun fact: there is only a 5 % chance a meteorite would be spotted before it is only a few minutes away from impact.
Duke Nukem vs Z. Rex Mini is peak cinema, nothing will ever come close
It's magazine, but clever use of the comments section.
Blonde girl: Wow, this gun is huge!
Me: t-thats a pistol...they don't get any bigger than they do now...
Edit: excuse me? Dukem Nukem? You said it not even minutes ago, Zack...plus 3 sins for that...
Another Edit: Oh my god, fucking Dr. Whitman looks like a fucking Mole Miner from Fallout 76...
Another fucking edit: dude...that must have been a 2 ton electric door and it breaks down as if it was a breakable foam wall...what the actually fuck?
This made me laugh
Re-Animator called, they want their glow stick zombie serum back
I love your videos and think they deserve more so here.
They are called magazines mate.
Dang this was close to 500 sins, plz tell me that there is a record of sins for these sins. Basically tell me what was the worst movie ever
Dude, they’re called magazines
Oh wait...
Zombie dinosaurs...ZOMBIE DINOS?! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
Anyone else surprise laugh hard af when he said "bulgie wulgies" and now the song is stuck in my head again.
Zombisaurous Rex
King of the Zombie Lizards
Im hoping people realize these type of movies are litterally written to be dumb. Like sharknado.
I did not know this movie existed... until now..
My man is playing 4D chess.... Soon as I started thinking "It's Magazine" you literally address just that. I love it!
i havent laughed so hard in a while lmao, thanks man
What’s next? Furzies? (Zombie + Furrys)
Yes
I've seen a comic about that actually.
Woah I'm actually early
Well done
Your first
seen as you don’t mind doing foreign movies you should check the French zombie film “la horde”, it’s a bit cheesy but it has some spectacular action scenes from what I remember
I'm just commenting to give this amazing video more exposure 😁