What if you were meeting someone and your friend sends a text 'Oh I'm already here, near the back'. So you look towards the back, and voila, you accidentally scan across the dudes face. And then like Potatos said, cover your drink with your hand :P
Yeah but then you just end up making a genuine connection with someone. That leads to a relationship The goal here is to bang as many skinny basic bitches as possible. It's a douche guide.
R these tips are still more geared for high school or college douches. Adults who just wanna get laid can, by acting like a normal human being. This dude is a predator.
How to flirt with a woman: 1. Ask her genuine questions about herself to get to know her as a person and if she's interested she will also talk to you as well. Done lol
Same. My friend spent 2 weeks in ICU because some dudes beat him. Funny part is that he was not looking at them or any thing. BUT he was dacing with a girl that one of the dudes liked. She was not his gf, he just liked her. Suddenly a group of 5 jumped him and beat him until he was literally half dead.
@@ripetikafckpika8746 Tf? I value wholesome affection, respect and actual intellect from a man. I won't lie in saying that a LOT of fellow women are into that, which is dumb asf.
How to pick up a girl. 1: Walk up to her. 2: Lean forward. 3: Grab her by the ankles and lift her up gently. 4: Carry her like a towel around your neck. If you've done all these steps right you will now have a girl around your neck. This comment is a joke btw.
His foundation doesn't match his skin tone. Also, guys who "prowl" and "pretend not to stare" are creepy as hell and make us nervous. Don't involve more than a few guy friends, and never approach a woman who is by herself with your group of friends. Just walk up and say, "hi, what's your name?" If you're interested in a woman. Be friendly, kind, and have good eye contact. Girls DO like attention from men. Don't touch girls. No. Not when you first meet them.
right?? As soon as he mentioned touching her arm i wanted to crawl out of my skin. I feel so bad for any woman who had the misfortune of meeting him in a bar, club or anywhere else on earth if this is what he does
I’m just gonna emphasize something. (Probably the most important part) DO NOT approach her while she’s on her own with your group of friends. DO NOT. EVER.
I tried to do all this but it was too late, Alfa em already stole all the girls. I tried to save the remaining girls but there was none left. All the girls are gone. They’ve all been taken hostage by Alfa em. Even the 2nd and 3rd choice girls have been captured by the superior masculine body who goes by Aaron. I’m sorry girls, I’m just too weak to defeat the flirting god
He literally sees flirting like a game of chess. After moveing his boys from D5 he was only two more moves away from checkmate. A brilliant move indeed
Loads of women are not interested in hook-ups (even in a night club). If you are just sitting there and this numpty is staring at you, it's beyond creepy.
Girls be saying that but realize they think different at the club. Do you not go to the club lmao. Not saying his certain video was the best advice but he's talking about a club. What do you expect. People at the club do many weird things. Trust me everyone likes a little skin contact. Just gotta know when the appropriate time and what type of skin contact.
Barn Van die Bos if you think what “alpha male” said is right, even when a GIRL said that she DOESN’T like when people do that sort of thing, and I can tell you that I wouldn’t like it either, why take the time to comment something that wouldn’t get a positive reaction?
OH-MY-GOD. If a man tried these “moves” on me, I’d BURST into laughter. I swear to god I would try to keep a straight face and go along with it just to make a mockery of him, but I couldn’t handle it more than 5 minutes.
I feel like if a girl looks away and looks back pretty soon it means "I'm real uncomfortable with this guy staring at me. Is he still staring at me? shit he's still staring at me. what do i do?"
"Touch the arm, it's the least threatening thing in the world to a woman" My guy My dude My bro My Broskey My son My father My friend 😅🤭😵 That Is Still Very Creepy Do Not Touch A Girl Anywhere It Is Always And Will Always Be CREEPY!!
Yeah, the guy is weird. I mean, as far as unwanted touching goes, sure, the arm makes me pull away versus the chest which makes me throw uppercuts but neither is okay to do. You can grab a womans arm when it genuinely looks like she's fainting and will otherwise crash with her skull into a hard object. ONLY THEN. And you can't be the cause she's fainting either :P My dad once randomly collapsed and a quick reacting bystander caught him and kept him from caving his own head in. But aside from that, don't be touching anybody without permission. The way this guy talks makes me think he would also find a way to okay stabbing. "If she rejects you, you can stab her in the shoulder, it's the least painful place to stab someone."
I used to watch him but mainly the channel called teaching men's fashion which is the same but more targeted towards teenage guys. But I stopped watching after I realized the videos were based around the advertisement and the guy was just giving cheap advise.
They only help to a certain extent, i used to watch TMF a few years back but most of his videos now are just recycled tips. Also the 2-3 minute advertisements were horrendous.
How to get laid in a bar or club: Step one: Be 21 or older Step two: Don’t get laid in a bar or club. Step three: Don’t follow any “Alpha Males” advice. Ever. Step four: Live a normal life. Be kind or at least considerate to people and walk your own path. Interact with people genuinely, don’t be a creep. (Also if I were a woman, this man would make me antisocial or force me to always carry a weapon with immense anxiety and extreme caution/paranoia)
Yes. Same. Men who think this way are the reason why women have to be super paranoid with their surroundings and take 2000 steps to be safe or just not do this kind of stuff bc of the risk being taken
👏👏👏 exactly, it’s just funny how he stumbled upon the channel, and ended up recording a video of one of his super old videos 🤦♂️ everyone’s first vids are cringe
As a women with PTSD if a dude was "prowling" around me with his boys that would be an automatic tell the bouncer to keep an eye out on him. This is creepy and predatory I've been followed before because of problems with my ex, be careful out there peeps.
Look at what he wears. He dresses like a 6th grader. This dork has no idea about being a man. Just some generic youtuber kid that stays at home and plays video games.
He has 5 million subs and people value his opinion as its usually on point. Who are you though? Some bitch ass introvert that plays videos games every day. Loser
I dont tbink atozy has left his house. He met his girlfriend online. Likely very ugly and as a result a beta Male that misses the point of the alpha m Channel
Is this guy a drag king? He looks like a drag king, talks like a drag king, is dressed like a drag act and everything about him screams "DRAG KING!!". He also doesn't have Adam's apple. He's a drag king. It's actually a hilarious act.
I'm gonna try this on my wife tonight at the kitchen counter. It's gonna go from guaranteed thing to sleep on the couch instantly. THEN I get to watch whatever tf I want on t.v. That dudes channel should be called how to get women to leave you alone.
@@ryanbarth863 Going to a club to "prowl" for women with your friends and not accepting no for an answer is a bit more than staring. Just staring=creepy
Because when you get older and the realm of social interactions shift from location to location, subtle forms of flirtation can mean coming home alone or with someone. Someday you'll understand...
Most likely. Kinda like how people cite shit like the notebook and 50 shades as good romance films. It's honestly sad how most people don't even know how to treat other human beings.
@@breadpanda4486 he literally sucks and only gives elementary advice that you already know. His videos were recommended to me when I was going through a rough patch, I did the exact opposite and now I have my life back.
@@ellichacon8840 well i didnt say all of his tips are good and there are better ones out there but he has some pretty good ones well atleast you got a life amirite?
Don’t worry the hair will be back to how it was in a few months, anyway thanks for all of the support lately guys
Nice.
My husband says grow that shit long af and dread it! Or at least epiclly long lol
Atozy curl it
Atozy go get laid
Atozy #fratlord
I tried all these steps. I was accused of sexual harassment.
😂😂
Mark Parkinson 😂😂😂😂
🤣
Mark Parkinson oh shit 😂
Mark... really?
"Did it hurt...when you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell."
My favorite pick up line of all time
MihaTWD 94 did it hurt when ur dad left
@@bmogsy967 lmao, my dad is still here. My parents are still together. I'm sorry that yours didn't love you.
MihaTWD 94 they still dont😂
That's awesome
I’d love that
“If she glances at you she’s interested “ or she’s looking at you cause you’re a creep staring at her😂😂😂
Follow AlphaM's instructions if you ever want to see a woman walk away with her hand over her drink
@@doctorheck2186 Hahahaha! 🤣
true as fuck
What if you were meeting someone and your friend sends a text 'Oh I'm already here, near the back'. So you look towards the back, and voila, you accidentally scan across the dudes face. And then like Potatos said, cover your drink with your hand :P
Lol I'd seriously think he was going to drop something in my drink
How to hit on a girl
Step one: Introduce yourself and ask her name.
Step two: Talk like a normal human being.
Yup
Yeah but then you just end up making a genuine connection with someone. That leads to a relationship
The goal here is to bang as many skinny basic bitches as possible. It's a douche guide.
R these tips are still more geared for high school or college douches.
Adults who just wanna get laid can, by acting like a normal human being. This dude is a predator.
And just be yourself🤷♀️
Pretty simple..👍
He sounds like a nature programme. "In order to mate, the male must puff his chest, narrow his eyes and give the mating signal "hey bebbeeee"
harveyandabeni Hi my name is Aaron
Oh god
😂😂😂
How to flirt with a woman: 1. Ask her genuine questions about herself to get to know her as a person and if she's interested she will also talk to you as well. Done lol
Isabel Lemon Step 2: *Just don’t flirt.*
Step 3: T-pose
Isabel Lemon Final step: Just be gay because my real estate is limited.
May Sun XD I’d say my bank account is limited
So pretty much what he’s saying?
If someone was staring at me I WOULD look back, not because I'm interested but because I'm paranoid.
Staring contest
@@imanimaldonado1626 time to assert your dominance
i will put this face -😐🤨-
"Make eye contact with everyone you can"
Thats how you get in a fight in my town
I don't wanna live where you live....but 😂😂😂
Exactly.
Ghetto gang rise up
Same. My friend spent 2 weeks in ICU because some dudes beat him. Funny part is that he was not looking at them or any thing. BUT he was dacing with a girl that one of the dudes liked. She was not his gf, he just liked her. Suddenly a group of 5 jumped him and beat him until he was literally half dead.
@@davidvendler6865 yah boi and the girl have situations after that?
ugh when atozy said “do it on em” instead of “do it to em” my blood started to boil a lil bit lmao
Simple mistake
@@thenbagreatteller1855 please stop
@@thenbagreatteller1855 your video was shit and you're annoying as fuck, leave youtube no one likes you
Step 1: Have both ears pierced
Step 2: Do NOT under any circumstance, break eye contact
Step 3: Harassment
Brittany Morgan omlll
Really LAY ON the step three
@@jjpelham7548 LOL!
@@ripetikafckpika8746 Tf? I value wholesome affection, respect and actual intellect from a man. I won't lie in saying that a LOT of fellow women are into that, which is dumb asf.
@@princessego5568 r/wooosh
"Don't caress or lick her face, yet-"
Yeah, that's gonna be a big yikes from me, thank you very much.
I hear faint screami- oh wait nvm that's just coming my basement...
@@youssafsu2307 Oh nice what tactic did you use to get them?
That's the way to know if a person lying to you or not, you can just taste the lie from sweat, JK
How to pick up a girl.
1: Walk up to her.
2: Lean forward.
3: Grab her by the ankles and lift her up gently.
4: Carry her like a towel around your neck.
If you've done all these steps right you will now have a girl around your neck.
This comment is a joke btw.
Kevin Scholten I missed the joke part Im currently in jail
@@lawnakate2814 lol
You look like stromae
@@woosh_police4018 No i'm his long lost cousin stramoi
@@Kruppuchino ooh god
More like “how to get a restraining order from ANY woman”
Lol
😂😂😂
Lol...Right?
Tits.
I see you on PhilipSolo yesterday and Atozy today, are you following me? lol
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face
Jake Mann ouch😂
Thought the same thing haha
I remember this shit from sixth grade
OOoOooOoF
😂😂
_Man, what an absolute Chad._
Yeah
O.o chad from bleach
Shut up and eat your cheese
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE WTF
Sounds accurate!
"WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?"
Me: stoners , rollers , drunks, people who dont want to make eye contact. Hahaa
I wear them on stage sometimes. I get nervous at larger shows. So, no eye contact is very trueeeeeee.
Technically my prescription glasses are sunglasses so I wear sunglasses at night
True 🤣
People who are fucked up or have warrants lol
Also Usher
His foundation doesn't match his skin tone.
Also, guys who "prowl" and "pretend not to stare" are creepy as hell and make us nervous. Don't involve more than a few guy friends, and never approach a woman who is by herself with your group of friends.
Just walk up and say, "hi, what's your name?" If you're interested in a woman. Be friendly, kind, and have good eye contact.
Girls DO like attention from men. Don't touch girls. No. Not when you first meet them.
right?? As soon as he mentioned touching her arm i wanted to crawl out of my skin. I feel so bad for any woman who had the misfortune of meeting him in a bar, club or anywhere else on earth if this is what he does
The boys at my school are like that the popular girls think it's cute it's not
I’m just gonna emphasize something. (Probably the most important part) DO NOT approach her while she’s on her own with your group of friends. DO NOT. EVER.
Lol forreal! Just say hi - don’t touch me because I’ll automatically be uninterested regardless
Stfu
*People who are on drugs wear sunglasses in nightclub lol, so they can hide those crazy eyes,because they look scary sometimes*
My girl daria knows whats up
Or the lights are too bright bc the pupils are dilated from the molly...........................
That comment by him made me 100% certain he never goes to clubs hahahahaha the rest of the video made it 200%
daria suttons as a person who does drugs I can verify this
@@stillwaitingforblackmetalr2503 well he sounds and looks like an introvert. He was probably a nerd.
"All about how to flirt in a bar or nightclub."
Do yourself a favor, and stop picking up people in these places.
Right? Never any real success stories coming from girls you meet at the club
Erik Ruiz k
I've met my wife at a nightclub when I was 15 yo 😂. True story though.
@@robinho6389 Probably not the type of girl you should of married...
Oh yes, like women can't go in a club or a bar and be good human beings.
"The arm is the safest place to touch a woman when you're..."
For the love of God, don't touch a woman you've never met😂
Exactly! Especially if someone touches my waist they're getting a punch in the face
You would never be able to hit me. Don’t make me laugh.
@Afton Games how
pIayingwithmahwii what?
@@jirahjashmiermacalino7556 huh
Atozy looks like a Toddler, Who's Parents styled his hair for church
A Lemon you mean whose parents let him style his own hair for church
And outfit
+A Lemon, xD
I tried to do all this but it was too late, Alfa em already stole all the girls. I tried to save the remaining girls but there was none left. All the girls are gone. They’ve all been taken hostage by Alfa em. Even the 2nd and 3rd choice girls have been captured by the superior masculine body who goes by Aaron. I’m sorry girls, I’m just too weak to defeat the flirting god
This comment deserves more recognition.
I could never fuck a guy with an earring unless it was supposed to be ironic.
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Eli Allen that means he got the furries let him keep them but take the gamer girls
A-Aron?
He literally sees flirting like a game of chess. After moveing his boys from D5 he was only two more moves away from checkmate. A brilliant move indeed
Is it just me or does the 'alpha' dude look like an elf???
He does lol
Shabadabadoo hi elfa dude
Sounds like one to tbh
With that haircut, which is now really common is actually what makes your ears look like
Elfa M.
One of two things will happen
1.) she will run away screaming
2.) she beats you up
Loads of women are not interested in hook-ups (even in a night club). If you are just sitting there and this numpty is staring at you, it's beyond creepy.
@@niamhha9014 hahahahaha you comment made me laugh
Ashley Van halst she wouldn’t be able to beat my ass 😂
Probably run away and scream
That guy's voice is really...off-putting.
Il Re Morto he sounds like the host from total drama island
Yeah but he also looks like a George Michael wannabe
It grates my ears
Ikrr lmao. I bet he gets no girls because he talks so annoying.
Is he gay
I've walked away from so many guys like this while they're still talking. Blows their minds.
@Broly move along, troll
Sure
Who the fuck would approach you
Who would waste their time approaching you though ? Lmao
Wow, you're all so witty and original 🙄
Yeah, don't touch her arm, in fact don't touch her unless you want a restraining order.
unless you want a rape case you mean
Why would you get a restraning order for touching someone lmao bitch tits all around here
@@CertifiedFresh7
Yep totally
Big facts
Girls be saying that but realize they think different at the club.
Do you not go to the club lmao. Not saying his certain video was the best advice but he's talking about a club. What do you expect. People at the club do many weird things. Trust me everyone likes a little skin contact. Just gotta know when the appropriate time and what type of skin contact.
As a wahman I found myself pregnant after this video his male dominance is just so strong
@asscheeks mcbuttface you can, but are you gonna
Yeah same my butthole expanded cause I got pregnant up my ass from exposure to that _strong_ alpha power
Lmaooo
Real advice, from a real girl :
1. dont
2. do
3. anything
4.he
5.said
6. be respectful & your confident self
So exactly what this guy said. And btw women dont know what they want so your advice is not good
Barn Van die Bos if you think what “alpha male” said is right, even when a GIRL said that she DOESN’T like when people do that sort of thing, and I can tell you that I wouldn’t like it either, why take the time to comment something that wouldn’t get a positive reaction?
Barn Van die Bos You sound like a sexist 12 year old.
I mean he had a few things right in like the first two minutes but then he started acting like Peter Parker and then condoning harassment so... nah.
You must be a #niceguy
DEAR GUYS,
Never ever use the word "prowl" in this context if you want a genuine woman. Thank you.
Just a word
Tony Mejia moist is also just a word but doesn’t mean it’s unsettling.
Tony Mejia predator is also just a word, but you sure as hell don’t wanna describe yourself as one
He's a salesman. Talks like it, acts like it, dresses and accessorizes like it. Hell he actually does it with sponsors and his own products.
Fj DT oh he's a good salesman. That's the reason he's done well imo. He knows how to sell.
He is probably a car salesman. Yuck!!!
Bros selling alfa male tickets.
I swear if some guy touches my face in the bar I will literally call the cops XD
@Douglas Jacquez your comments sounds disgusting. No one should be “dropped” because they don’t like harassment. Get a life man
X Krystale X nah he makes a point, Females nowadays days they’re the only one that should harass another, fck that shit
welll this chain of comments are fuckin retarded
You're lucky love because no one would want to touch you with a 10ft pole 😣
@@taylan71o yo shut the fuck up lmao.
"Nothing says romance like being the second choice" 😂
My dad @ my mom.
OH-MY-GOD. If a man tried these “moves” on me, I’d BURST into laughter. I swear to god I would try to keep a straight face and go along with it just to make a mockery of him, but I couldn’t handle it more than 5 minutes.
Migraine Warrior same
I actually really really hope this happens so i can get a good laugh and tell it to my friends
Any guy that’s touched my waist when flirting I’m immediately repulsed
If any guy walked up to me like that, it would be an immediate bye. Douchebag radar on high.
I feel like if a girl looks away and looks back pretty soon it means "I'm real uncomfortable with this guy staring at me. Is he still staring at me? shit he's still staring at me. what do i do?"
@@kayymariexx I mean, I tend to watch someone if they look like they're staring at me and making me uncomfortable.
*QUE EVERY STEP YOU TAKE*
This is the type of guy that makes me nervous and scared in public :)))))
YEET my dude Z me too
I feel your pain 😫
Scared? Might want to go to therapy for that
Noelle Fr
@@noe4354 considering many of us get assaulted by men like this, being scared is pretty reasonable.
This guy first tried to sell his advice as a $300 dvd on shark tank.
I see why they didn’t bite. What a joke!
If this guy and his five wingmen gave me the look, I'd leave with my friends. Could he at least button up his shirt?
He’s too arrogant for that. Thinks he’s all that, but he lacks anything of substance and value.
i mean at least that haircut isn’t....it kinda.....its a....i like ur shirt
AhhH
W
Ahahaha meee
i can see michael scott watching alpha m videos and actually trying out these ridiculously stupid “techniques” 😂
omg ur right
Emily omfg yes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
and Dwight his friend in his this situation (>3
I could see Michael Scott doing these videos
Wandering Willows yes, I would watch!
"Touch the arm, it's the least threatening thing in the world to a woman"
My guy
My dude
My bro
My Broskey
My son
My father
My friend
😅🤭😵
That
Is
Still
Very
Creepy
Do
Not
Touch
A
Girl
Anywhere
It
Is
Always
And
Will
Always
Be
CREEPY!!
Yeah, the guy is weird. I mean, as far as unwanted touching goes, sure, the arm makes me pull away versus the chest which makes me throw uppercuts but neither is okay to do. You can grab a womans arm when it genuinely looks like she's fainting and will otherwise crash with her skull into a hard object. ONLY THEN. And you can't be the cause she's fainting either :P
My dad once randomly collapsed and a quick reacting bystander caught him and kept him from caving his own head in. But aside from that, don't be touching anybody without permission. The way this guy talks makes me think he would also find a way to okay stabbing. "If she rejects you, you can stab her in the shoulder, it's the least painful place to stab someone."
You are a creep not a gentleman
Agreed
I love your comment! 😄
Have you watched the original video?
Him: *Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?*
Her: *No. But I scraped my knee crawling up from the pits of hell*
Counter of the year.
Oof 😆
Then he'd say *So that's why you're so hot!*
You kinda look like you want to speak to the manager
But can he pick up any waifu? I don’t think so. Only real alpha males are able to do that.
Srsly wtf how are you every where
clean my pc
Only the realest of alpha that watch anime and play on switch can pick up waifus just by a stare
God, not you again
@@jumpy276 he did clean mine, as well so he is here because every TH-camrs pc needs a bit of cleaning so he is YTcleanman
“If she glances at you she’s interested “ 💀😂 who tf ? these are the guys who think just because a women is nice to them “they’re totally into them”
hot guys
“Oh hell yeah” seems like someone has been watching Jenna Marbles 🍵
Sounds just like her too
ik, for a minute i wad like *holy fucking shit its jenna marbles*
@@yubi8073 OMG ME TOO! i was checking the comments to see if anyone else noticed
Who? (Sarcasm)
Why does his face color not match his body color and why can I smell him through my screen?
He probably uses self-tanner on his face 😂
@@XxXQuickScoperXxXJoinTheParty He's trying to say he probably wears powerful cologne
Hidden Life This guy gets it
because he's an alpha
jaz zle Oh I thought it was because he’s a frat lord, my bad
Atozy looks like Karen, you that mom with 3 kids who drives Honda Accord & shops at Whole Foods
That's literally my mom down to the name and number of kids. Im...Low-key freaked out lmfao
Only thing he needs is that red hair-dye
Lol
More like 5 kids
he’s describing how the “lAdIeS mEn” act in netflix films lmao
Any world where Hannahs comentary is not added is a world I don't want to live in.
Corbin Blu that’s where I’d be
B bitch boi why don’t you like it?
Lmao "did it hurt when you fell from the sky"
Same. I love her in his videos
I wish she would actually show up in videos
makayla nicole nah. She should make her own channel
Lordfarquaad ??? What happen to your hair
I used to watch him but mainly the channel called teaching men's fashion which is the same but more targeted towards teenage guys. But I stopped watching after I realized the videos were based around the advertisement and the guy was just giving cheap advise.
Andrew Mckibben DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB
Based zeus is also really good too!
They only help to a certain extent, i used to watch TMF a few years back but most of his videos now are just recycled tips. Also the 2-3 minute advertisements were horrendous.
Dude Same.
Bruh they got to make a living somehow
How to get laid in a bar or club:
Step one: Be 21 or older
Step two: Don’t get laid in a bar or club.
Step three: Don’t follow any “Alpha Males” advice. Ever.
Step four: Live a normal life. Be kind or at least considerate to people and walk your own path. Interact with people genuinely, don’t be a creep.
(Also if I were a woman, this man would make me antisocial or force me to always carry a weapon with immense anxiety and extreme caution/paranoia)
Yes. Same. Men who think this way are the reason why women have to be super paranoid with their surroundings and take 2000 steps to be safe or just not do this kind of stuff bc of the risk being taken
Alpha M is actually a genuinely nice dude with a very likeable personality (or at least online persona)
John Johnson exactly that’s why I can’t stand this video, he’s a great guy and doesn’t deserve this bullshit
👏👏👏 exactly, it’s just funny how he stumbled upon the channel, and ended up recording a video of one of his super old videos 🤦♂️ everyone’s first vids are cringe
Atozy really failed to do his research this time. It's sad because now we have a bunch of people disliking Aaron without actually knowing his content.
His content is cringey, old and new. "Dur alpha alpha, alpha harrassment, block all negative comments, alpha?"
@@calmyoshiz fuck the haters thats why
On a scale to 1 to America how free are you tonight..... lmao
squidz._. gamez sorry still stuck on slavery
Looking at your profile picture set me free
Jupiter.
russia
North Korea
Why be an alpha male when you can be an *EPIC GAMER* 😎
kanye's MAGA hat amen brother 😤😤👌👌😎😎
I mean I am not a man so I relate very hard
Im a Man so I relate
Virgin
Virgin ass niggas 😂🤣😂
As a women with PTSD if a dude was "prowling" around me with his boys that would be an automatic tell the bouncer to keep an eye out on him. This is creepy and predatory I've been followed before because of problems with my ex, be careful out there peeps.
(Mickey Mouse): "Hi. I'm an alpha male, and I'm going to show you how to pick up chicks. C'mon."
his voice definitely doesn't match an "alpha male"
I was gonna say his voice matches to being bottom to a guy named Ricardo
@@default9033 Oddly specific yet probably true
@@JohnJohnson-fo5vl but women are naturally more drawn to men with deep voices, so if he wants to categorize men into alpha and beta, he's the beta
I guarantee you think you're an alpha Male but you're not
Hextin oof got me mate
atozy not getting any girls with that haircut
NoHype Sneakers how did that even happen...
What hair cut?
Let’s wash it before we worry about cutting
God forbid styling
He needs to just stick with the hat tbh
Wtf is that side piece of hair that's not connected to the rest? LMAO
Look at what he wears. He dresses like a 6th grader. This dork has no idea about being a man. Just some generic youtuber kid that stays at home and plays video games.
Me: 0.0
Also Me: *looks at my boyfriend*
Him: *sleeping like a cute little baby*
Me: *is super glad he is not a frat boy*
Also you: Posts cringy ass comments.
@@emiliomarbanjr "im so quirkyyyyyyyyy"
Aw cute :)
Damn, lowkey flexing your relationship on us. 😅
I feel like if any wifey found this in their guy’s search history they would break up instantly
"wifey"?
Cringe
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e
Let him wallow in his sorrows
Rule 1 in determining who is an "alpha" male: any man who calls their self an alpha male is not one. 😂
He has 5 million subs and people value his opinion as its usually on point. Who are you though? Some bitch ass introvert that plays videos games every day. Loser
@@y3ee3e you are throwing a tantrum like a child not sexy not alpha behave yourself
@@guardianoftheduat why be alpha on youtube comments?
@@guardianoftheduat also speaking up your opinion and giving raw truth is very much alpha
@@lukavrdoljak5151 oh sweetie you think i actually care what diarrhea opnion people spout? That's cute that you do though
I don’t need this video. I just show the girls my beyblades and they just flock to me. 😎😎😎😎😎
Metal ones or Burst. They both get the girls.
@@jodelthompson well u use beyblades and I use my epic minecraft xbox 360 edition girlfriend to reel em in. Works like a charm
Lekan Atigarin lmao! 😂
what about those bakugon things
Both
That Hazel Grace reference caught me off guard. I almost choked on my cookie
_We all know Atozy is the only "alpha male" here_
You mean raccoon eggs
You mean his girlfriend
@@tutankhamen5080 I agree his gf is way more savage than him
I dont tbink atozy has left his house. He met his girlfriend online. Likely very ugly and as a result a beta Male that misses the point of the alpha m Channel
You forgot about Great Stalin
This Chad is definitely into other Chads...
Alonna Gilmore if you’re name is Chad you most definitely like other dudes who’s name is Chad. Lmao
Tbh he comes off like he might like men...
@@jamiestewart4656 lmfao if your name is chad, you are probably just into dudes in general
*_The virgin Alfa Em vs the chad atozy_*
Omg your pofile pic
Revolvania confirmed
Virgin atozy is the only atozy
Is this guy a drag king? He looks like a drag king, talks like a drag king, is dressed like a drag act and everything about him screams "DRAG KING!!".
He also doesn't have Adam's apple. He's a drag king. It's actually a hilarious act.
wondertwin Nah ur wrong there fam
After looking up drag king I wish this is what this was.
He has a wife and kids. Didn't know intentional misgendering goes for cis people now-a-days, too :D
@@yms4355 what was that word diarrhea you typed there?
@@geymahundr659 Talking about the same stuff apparently girls have to go trough that are into fitness. All the "Oh ya look like a man" comments. :v
my friend showed me this guy one time and we spent the night laughing at all his videos. you didn't even pick the funniest one!
the man is a comedic genius
One of my friends non ironically sent me his videos for advice when I was in a shitty fling situation
The fact I just came from an alpha m video😂
Same
Same
He’s obviously mad because he’s a beta which is what happens to men in relationships they’re tamed he sounded kinda salty af to me idk though
JoeyPalumbo haha i Ike your humor
JoeyPalumbo that’s cool(: I just thought it was funny
Him: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
*Her: No, my not douchey boyfriend caught me.*
I'm gonna try this on my wife tonight at the kitchen counter. It's gonna go from guaranteed thing to sleep on the couch instantly. THEN I get to watch whatever tf I want on t.v. That dudes channel should be called how to get women to leave you alone.
2:38 I have a theory Jenna marbles is behind the the camera
Hell yeah
So im not the only one who thought that
i was just looking for this commetn
aswimmergirl22 lol
insanity dog that’s exactly what I thought
This sounds like how to be a predator
I took the advice seriously and I've succeeded...
At seducing -women- *my toaster*
😂😂😂
Into the bathtub
+Dr. Lustify, keep us updated on the relationship!
Hes actually vile 😣 i feel sorry any woman who has been through this torturous BS
I think the guy is just acting for the sake of his video
I wanna say he's married too
He has a wife
@@ryanbarth863 Going to a club to "prowl" for women with your friends and not accepting no for an answer is a bit more than staring. Just staring=creepy
Ryan barth the times we live in... I guess it’s a matter of perception by the women, regardless of your intentions 😔
He protecc
He thicc
But most importantly,
*He steal your chicc*
Girthy Giraffe he style he groom but most importantly he BAD ASS!!!
It should be
He protect
He attacc
But most importantly..
Call the police if you see this man
@@aimee4927 Your EVERYWHERE.....
@@pthysanthy9793 heh
The worst and funniest pick up line I've heard is: "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."
This is the only pick up line I would tolerate
@@lakenc1064 Did you just fart?
lol
You only wear sunglasses at night when you’re on drugs hahhaha
Atozy listen, I love you but you should probably watch one of alpha m's videos on hair
Colm Bermingham nooooo 😂💀
Roasted
Burnnnn 🔥
HAHAH
I don't understand why some guys think that's attractive lool
Because to some poor vulnerable girl...it is....unfortunately
Because when you get older and the realm of social interactions shift from location to location, subtle forms of flirtation can mean coming home alone or with someone. Someday you'll understand...
no, son. just al-faLfA males. oops sorry well ig alfalfa fits the description too
Alpha Fans: He's actually good guy
ALPHA Em: Sexy girls and they're ugly friends
Me: 😑
Robert Hillman exactly 😂
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" In a literal sense 😂
Yes it's a joke. One you don't understand. I'm not even a fan of his content but I know a joke when I see one.
Nah he’s “bad ass”
Pretty sure it’s just a persona
I followed his advice and tried finding number 2, but just ended up with multiple assault and sexual harassment charges
Lol did he get his pickup strategy from a trashy romantic movie XD
naw he just has the swag that makes the haters mad.
He probably follows Noah Centimeter on Twitter.
Most likely. Kinda like how people cite shit like the notebook and 50 shades as good romance films. It's honestly sad how most people don't even know how to treat other human beings.
@@thaistomp did you just unironically use swag...?
Cat Elkins huh?
"Like a super sexy tiger... You walk" what a tool😂😂
I mean, maybe it's just me but I can't say I've ever found tigers sexy in the first place.
"Dare I say... proowwlll"
Living embodiment of 'I was still a virgin after college' and 'I always get slapped or puked on. Without fail.'
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Me: "No, but I did scrape my knee crawling out of Hell"😈
T.R. Luxx13 did it hurt when u thought u where rly hard on the comments of a TH-cam video with less views than most t series vids
Saucy Memes WTF
r/iamverybadass
dish soap daddy ah shit now I’m getting put on reddit
Really, I broke a nail.
And he has so many suscribers on his TH-cam channel, like how? People actually tune in to watch that cringe? Sad.
Thats one of his old videos so dont shit on him too much he actually has some good tips for guys
@@breadpanda4486 he literally sucks and only gives elementary advice that you already know. His videos were recommended to me when I was going through a rough patch, I did the exact opposite and now I have my life back.
@@ellichacon8840 well i didnt say all of his tips are good and there are better ones out there but he has some pretty good ones well atleast you got a life amirite?
@Lee Judd what is?
It feels like he's just writing fanfiction about his clubbing fantasies
This dude has the voice of that old lady that James Bond works for
as a female, that guys behavior is super creepy. .. great video btw
lol if I tried this on my female friends in school, they would slap me silly with their blonde and brown hair
EmperorShadow idiot he’s talking about in a bar/club
As a guy, he seems like a real douche irl. He'd be the kind of guy to order a margehrita.
As a male, I agree
I like how you people judge him when you know nothing about him.If you watch his videos youd clearly see he is a great chill guy.
My audio rippled when he said “Potential future ex-gf” so it sounded like Atozy was just mocking him even more
Shane Dawson and Lord Farquaad conceived an Atozy..
Mistie Rowe dont you mean rumplestilsken and lord farquaad
*_When someone descends to beta male_*
@@thenbagreatteller1855 nobody cares so shut up
@@Zazazaza-nj8eq relax
@@sevenhazee nah I'm good
@Marius nah
2:39 if that ain’t Jenna marbles
I think you mean Cermet
How to care for your cermet
“Aaaaaaaa, STOP” exactly what went through my mind 😂
How to look like a serial killer in the club