“Alpha Male” Thinks He Can Pick Up ANY Woman

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  • @atozy
    @atozy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4212

    Don’t worry the hair will be back to how it was in a few months, anyway thanks for all of the support lately guys

  • @markparkinson6378
    @markparkinson6378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2815

    I tried all these steps. I was accused of sexual harassment.

  • @mihatwd9492
    @mihatwd9492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    "Did it hurt...when you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell."
    My favorite pick up line of all time

    • @bmogsy967
      @bmogsy967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MihaTWD 94 did it hurt when ur dad left

    • @mihatwd9492
      @mihatwd9492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@bmogsy967 lmao, my dad is still here. My parents are still together. I'm sorry that yours didn't love you.

    • @bmogsy967
      @bmogsy967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MihaTWD 94 they still dont😂

    • @Faithmaxxing23
      @Faithmaxxing23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's awesome

    • @Pretty.Biology.Princess
      @Pretty.Biology.Princess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d love that

  • @ekaterinagalkina372
    @ekaterinagalkina372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    “If she glances at you she’s interested “ or she’s looking at you cause you’re a creep staring at her😂😂😂

    • @doctorheck2186
      @doctorheck2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Follow AlphaM's instructions if you ever want to see a woman walk away with her hand over her drink

    • @phaedraremington6247
      @phaedraremington6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@doctorheck2186 Hahahaha! 🤣

    • @realredthepro8935
      @realredthepro8935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      true as fuck

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What if you were meeting someone and your friend sends a text 'Oh I'm already here, near the back'. So you look towards the back, and voila, you accidentally scan across the dudes face. And then like Potatos said, cover your drink with your hand :P

    • @naptime7053
      @naptime7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol I'd seriously think he was going to drop something in my drink

  • @brighteyes962
    @brighteyes962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    How to hit on a girl
    Step one: Introduce yourself and ask her name.
    Step two: Talk like a normal human being.

    • @SEVENTEENPOINT1
      @SEVENTEENPOINT1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yup

    • @tehhron
      @tehhron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah but then you just end up making a genuine connection with someone. That leads to a relationship
      The goal here is to bang as many skinny basic bitches as possible. It's a douche guide.

    • @nickmiller323
      @nickmiller323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      R these tips are still more geared for high school or college douches.
      Adults who just wanna get laid can, by acting like a normal human being. This dude is a predator.

    • @scft4yun
      @scft4yun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And just be yourself🤷‍♀️

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty simple..👍

  • @harveyandabeni
    @harveyandabeni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    He sounds like a nature programme. "In order to mate, the male must puff his chest, narrow his eyes and give the mating signal "hey bebbeeee"

  • @2LadyofShalott6
    @2LadyofShalott6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    How to flirt with a woman: 1. Ask her genuine questions about herself to get to know her as a person and if she's interested she will also talk to you as well. Done lol

    • @ppgzchat
      @ppgzchat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Isabel Lemon Step 2: *Just don’t flirt.*

    • @shinigami_0127
      @shinigami_0127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Step 3: T-pose

    • @maysun1355
      @maysun1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Isabel Lemon Final step: Just be gay because my real estate is limited.

    • @ppgzchat
      @ppgzchat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      May Sun XD I’d say my bank account is limited

    • @kolinmartz
      @kolinmartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So pretty much what he’s saying?

  • @necrofai6713
    @necrofai6713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    If someone was staring at me I WOULD look back, not because I'm interested but because I'm paranoid.

    • @imanimaldonado1626
      @imanimaldonado1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Staring contest

    • @weirdtree8611
      @weirdtree8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@imanimaldonado1626 time to assert your dominance

    • @itsyarieliz4086
      @itsyarieliz4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i will put this face -😐🤨-

  • @Dylanschillin
    @Dylanschillin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    "Make eye contact with everyone you can"
    Thats how you get in a fight in my town

    • @lilyj.thomas4555
      @lilyj.thomas4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't wanna live where you live....but 😂😂😂

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly.

    • @DolphinOfFire
      @DolphinOfFire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ghetto gang rise up

    • @davidvendler6865
      @davidvendler6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same. My friend spent 2 weeks in ICU because some dudes beat him. Funny part is that he was not looking at them or any thing. BUT he was dacing with a girl that one of the dudes liked. She was not his gf, he just liked her. Suddenly a group of 5 jumped him and beat him until he was literally half dead.

    • @Dylanschillin
      @Dylanschillin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidvendler6865 yah boi and the girl have situations after that?

  • @jillianc7485
    @jillianc7485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    ugh when atozy said “do it on em” instead of “do it to em” my blood started to boil a lil bit lmao

    • @atozy
      @atozy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Simple mistake

    • @TimeraB
      @TimeraB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thenbagreatteller1855 please stop

    • @Lunabyes
      @Lunabyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenbagreatteller1855 your video was shit and you're annoying as fuck, leave youtube no one likes you

  • @brittanymorgan7327
    @brittanymorgan7327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    Step 1: Have both ears pierced
    Step 2: Do NOT under any circumstance, break eye contact
    Step 3: Harassment

    • @binamai6638
      @binamai6638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brittany Morgan omlll

    • @jjpelham7548
      @jjpelham7548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Really LAY ON the step three

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jjpelham7548 LOL!

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ripetikafckpika8746 Tf? I value wholesome affection, respect and actual intellect from a man. I won't lie in saying that a LOT of fellow women are into that, which is dumb asf.

    • @tablen7224
      @tablen7224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@princessego5568 r/wooosh

  • @onigiribasket1444
    @onigiribasket1444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "Don't caress or lick her face, yet-"
    Yeah, that's gonna be a big yikes from me, thank you very much.

    • @youssafsu2307
      @youssafsu2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hear faint screami- oh wait nvm that's just coming my basement...

    • @noellopez6346
      @noellopez6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youssafsu2307 Oh nice what tactic did you use to get them?

    • @bismarrezaaraisyi384
      @bismarrezaaraisyi384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the way to know if a person lying to you or not, you can just taste the lie from sweat, JK

  • @Kruppuchino
    @Kruppuchino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    How to pick up a girl.
    1: Walk up to her.
    2: Lean forward.
    3: Grab her by the ankles and lift her up gently.
    4: Carry her like a towel around your neck.
    If you've done all these steps right you will now have a girl around your neck.
    This comment is a joke btw.

    • @lawnakate2814
      @lawnakate2814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Kevin Scholten I missed the joke part Im currently in jail

    • @thathistoryiscoolguy
      @thathistoryiscoolguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lawnakate2814 lol

    • @woosh_police4018
      @woosh_police4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You look like stromae

    • @Kruppuchino
      @Kruppuchino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@woosh_police4018 No i'm his long lost cousin stramoi

    • @woosh_police4018
      @woosh_police4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kruppuchino ooh god

  • @viktoriya2145
    @viktoriya2145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6119

    More like “how to get a restraining order from ANY woman”

    • @claire___
      @claire___ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lol

    • @863LKLD
      @863LKLD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😂😂😂

    • @robertsprague3981
      @robertsprague3981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol...Right?

    • @BevinEG
      @BevinEG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Tits.

    • @P0L4R
      @P0L4R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I see you on PhilipSolo yesterday and Atozy today, are you following me? lol

  • @jakemann6123
    @jakemann6123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face

    • @tullemus1877
      @tullemus1877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jake Mann ouch😂

    • @BonerDonor-og5dw
      @BonerDonor-og5dw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought the same thing haha

    • @River739
      @River739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember this shit from sixth grade

    • @elliethesmasher
      @elliethesmasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOoOooOoF

    • @kixi8033
      @kixi8033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    _Man, what an absolute Chad._

  • @modernman8142
    @modernman8142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?"
    Me: stoners , rollers , drunks, people who dont want to make eye contact. Hahaa

    • @nogoodguitars5497
      @nogoodguitars5497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wear them on stage sometimes. I get nervous at larger shows. So, no eye contact is very trueeeeeee.

    • @bigpoop3073
      @bigpoop3073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Technically my prescription glasses are sunglasses so I wear sunglasses at night

    • @tacokiller420
      @tacokiller420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True 🤣

    • @Wuqz
      @Wuqz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People who are fucked up or have warrants lol

    • @MsVictoriaAllen
      @MsVictoriaAllen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Usher

  • @absolutelyridiculous6743
    @absolutelyridiculous6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    His foundation doesn't match his skin tone.
    Also, guys who "prowl" and "pretend not to stare" are creepy as hell and make us nervous. Don't involve more than a few guy friends, and never approach a woman who is by herself with your group of friends.
    Just walk up and say, "hi, what's your name?" If you're interested in a woman. Be friendly, kind, and have good eye contact.
    Girls DO like attention from men. Don't touch girls. No. Not when you first meet them.

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      right?? As soon as he mentioned touching her arm i wanted to crawl out of my skin. I feel so bad for any woman who had the misfortune of meeting him in a bar, club or anywhere else on earth if this is what he does

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The boys at my school are like that the popular girls think it's cute it's not

    • @eeiity8600
      @eeiity8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I’m just gonna emphasize something. (Probably the most important part) DO NOT approach her while she’s on her own with your group of friends. DO NOT. EVER.

    • @Pretty.Biology.Princess
      @Pretty.Biology.Princess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol forreal! Just say hi - don’t touch me because I’ll automatically be uninterested regardless

    • @10thTigerProductions
      @10thTigerProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stfu

  • @dabbysuttons9721
    @dabbysuttons9721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    *People who are on drugs wear sunglasses in nightclub lol, so they can hide those crazy eyes,because they look scary sometimes*

    • @DeLaCrack
      @DeLaCrack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      My girl daria knows whats up

    • @vicniglio
      @vicniglio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or the lights are too bright bc the pupils are dilated from the molly...........................

    • @stillwaitingforblackmetalr2503
      @stillwaitingforblackmetalr2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That comment by him made me 100% certain he never goes to clubs hahahahaha the rest of the video made it 200%

    • @navajodoll6320
      @navajodoll6320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      daria suttons as a person who does drugs I can verify this

    • @Sunny-we7uv
      @Sunny-we7uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stillwaitingforblackmetalr2503 well he sounds and looks like an introvert. He was probably a nerd.

  • @Ingerimm
    @Ingerimm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    "All about how to flirt in a bar or nightclub."
    Do yourself a favor, and stop picking up people in these places.

    • @mrpapagiorgio5404
      @mrpapagiorgio5404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Right? Never any real success stories coming from girls you meet at the club

    • @manliestmanmanny7804
      @manliestmanmanny7804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Erik Ruiz k

    • @robinho6389
      @robinho6389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've met my wife at a nightclub when I was 15 yo 😂. True story though.

    • @Wildmilly
      @Wildmilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robinho6389 Probably not the type of girl you should of married...

    • @0ana000
      @0ana000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh yes, like women can't go in a club or a bar and be good human beings.

  • @JD-ix1ey
    @JD-ix1ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "The arm is the safest place to touch a woman when you're..."
    For the love of God, don't touch a woman you've never met😂

  • @1969ChevroletCamaro
    @1969ChevroletCamaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Atozy looks like a Toddler, Who's Parents styled his hair for church

  • @EliAllen02
    @EliAllen02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I tried to do all this but it was too late, Alfa em already stole all the girls. I tried to save the remaining girls but there was none left. All the girls are gone. They’ve all been taken hostage by Alfa em. Even the 2nd and 3rd choice girls have been captured by the superior masculine body who goes by Aaron. I’m sorry girls, I’m just too weak to defeat the flirting god

    • @XxXQuickScoperXxXJoinTheParty
      @XxXQuickScoperXxXJoinTheParty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This comment deserves more recognition.

    • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
      @user-nw8tg1pg9y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I could never fuck a guy with an earring unless it was supposed to be ironic.

    • @bibiboba3204
      @bibiboba3204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏 👏 👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @uru4359
      @uru4359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eli Allen that means he got the furries let him keep them but take the gamer girls

    • @Einar0531
      @Einar0531 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A-Aron?

  • @antagonist8629
    @antagonist8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    He literally sees flirting like a game of chess. After moveing his boys from D5 he was only two more moves away from checkmate. A brilliant move indeed

  • @s.e.b5543
    @s.e.b5543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Is it just me or does the 'alpha' dude look like an elf???

    • @Sunny-we7uv
      @Sunny-we7uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He does lol

    • @abbylamarre365
      @abbylamarre365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shabadabadoo hi elfa dude

    • @destinyfarmer3581
      @destinyfarmer3581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like one to tbh

    • @bendriscoll4758
      @bendriscoll4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With that haircut, which is now really common is actually what makes your ears look like

    • @Gege_Memes
      @Gege_Memes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elfa M.

  • @ashleyvanhalst5729
    @ashleyvanhalst5729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    One of two things will happen
    1.) she will run away screaming
    2.) she beats you up

    • @niamhha9014
      @niamhha9014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Loads of women are not interested in hook-ups (even in a night club). If you are just sitting there and this numpty is staring at you, it's beyond creepy.

    • @computerlearingchannel4257
      @computerlearingchannel4257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@niamhha9014 hahahahaha you comment made me laugh

    • @Bruh-yb8qo
      @Bruh-yb8qo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ashley Van halst she wouldn’t be able to beat my ass 😂

    • @darkelectrick
      @darkelectrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably run away and scream

  • @DrObsidianSnake
    @DrObsidianSnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    That guy's voice is really...off-putting.

    • @gregkemp5689
      @gregkemp5689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Il Re Morto he sounds like the host from total drama island

    • @foolishmastermind2442
      @foolishmastermind2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah but he also looks like a George Michael wannabe

    • @G.reviewz
      @G.reviewz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It grates my ears

    • @Sunny-we7uv
      @Sunny-we7uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ikrr lmao. I bet he gets no girls because he talks so annoying.

    • @orls9068
      @orls9068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is he gay

  • @KaeAudhild
    @KaeAudhild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I've walked away from so many guys like this while they're still talking. Blows their minds.

    • @KaeAudhild
      @KaeAudhild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Broly move along, troll

    • @logan0087
      @logan0087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sure

    • @DovaDude
      @DovaDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Who the fuck would approach you

    • @shaunmdluli3571
      @shaunmdluli3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who would waste their time approaching you though ? Lmao

    • @KaeAudhild
      @KaeAudhild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wow, you're all so witty and original 🙄

  • @KingKeanuTheFirst
    @KingKeanuTheFirst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Yeah, don't touch her arm, in fact don't touch her unless you want a restraining order.

    • @CertifiedFresh7
      @CertifiedFresh7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unless you want a rape case you mean

    • @lukavrdoljak5151
      @lukavrdoljak5151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would you get a restraning order for touching someone lmao bitch tits all around here

    • @KingKeanuTheFirst
      @KingKeanuTheFirst 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CertifiedFresh7
      Yep totally

    • @celinaf8478
      @celinaf8478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big facts

    • @Sunny-we7uv
      @Sunny-we7uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Girls be saying that but realize they think different at the club.
      Do you not go to the club lmao. Not saying his certain video was the best advice but he's talking about a club. What do you expect. People at the club do many weird things. Trust me everyone likes a little skin contact. Just gotta know when the appropriate time and what type of skin contact.

  • @bremusa322
    @bremusa322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    As a wahman I found myself pregnant after this video his male dominance is just so strong

    • @vranjevc
      @vranjevc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @asscheeks mcbuttface you can, but are you gonna

    • @s0Shi
      @s0Shi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah same my butthole expanded cause I got pregnant up my ass from exposure to that _strong_ alpha power

    • @celinaf8478
      @celinaf8478 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo

  • @frogdrug8282
    @frogdrug8282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Real advice, from a real girl :
    1. dont
    2. do
    3. anything
    4.he
    5.said
    6. be respectful & your confident self

    • @barnvandiebos9070
      @barnvandiebos9070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      So exactly what this guy said. And btw women dont know what they want so your advice is not good

    • @velvetmochi8988
      @velvetmochi8988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Barn Van die Bos if you think what “alpha male” said is right, even when a GIRL said that she DOESN’T like when people do that sort of thing, and I can tell you that I wouldn’t like it either, why take the time to comment something that wouldn’t get a positive reaction?

    • @seaurchinwithahat7559
      @seaurchinwithahat7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Barn Van die Bos You sound like a sexist 12 year old.

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I mean he had a few things right in like the first two minutes but then he started acting like Peter Parker and then condoning harassment so... nah.

    • @kolinmartz
      @kolinmartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You must be a #niceguy

  • @amelijafink7537
    @amelijafink7537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    DEAR GUYS,
    Never ever use the word "prowl" in this context if you want a genuine woman. Thank you.

    • @tonymejia8355
      @tonymejia8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a word

    • @FirstnameLastname-ew8vn
      @FirstnameLastname-ew8vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tony Mejia moist is also just a word but doesn’t mean it’s unsettling.

    • @user-vm6mw5xw7o
      @user-vm6mw5xw7o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tony Mejia predator is also just a word, but you sure as hell don’t wanna describe yourself as one

  • @frbrbrgrblgrr7777
    @frbrbrgrblgrr7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    He's a salesman. Talks like it, acts like it, dresses and accessorizes like it. Hell he actually does it with sponsors and his own products.

    • @frbrbrgrblgrr7777
      @frbrbrgrblgrr7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fj DT oh he's a good salesman. That's the reason he's done well imo. He knows how to sell.

    • @jmtimmons
      @jmtimmons 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is probably a car salesman. Yuck!!!

    • @SnickC13
      @SnickC13 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bros selling alfa male tickets.

  • @Dorin-leave
    @Dorin-leave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    I swear if some guy touches my face in the bar I will literally call the cops XD

    • @myk4airy16
      @myk4airy16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Douglas Jacquez your comments sounds disgusting. No one should be “dropped” because they don’t like harassment. Get a life man

    • @ripetikafckpika8746
      @ripetikafckpika8746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      X Krystale X nah he makes a point, Females nowadays days they’re the only one that should harass another, fck that shit

    • @taylan71o
      @taylan71o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      welll this chain of comments are fuckin retarded

    • @JacksonAndLouane
      @JacksonAndLouane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're lucky love because no one would want to touch you with a 10ft pole 😣

    • @brixman5207
      @brixman5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taylan71o yo shut the fuck up lmao.

  • @Aishathefula
    @Aishathefula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Nothing says romance like being the second choice" 😂

  • @migrainewarrior1798
    @migrainewarrior1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    OH-MY-GOD. If a man tried these “moves” on me, I’d BURST into laughter. I swear to god I would try to keep a straight face and go along with it just to make a mockery of him, but I couldn’t handle it more than 5 minutes.

    • @jirahjashmiermacalino7556
      @jirahjashmiermacalino7556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Migraine Warrior same

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually really really hope this happens so i can get a good laugh and tell it to my friends

  • @melaniemcfadden4528
    @melaniemcfadden4528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Any guy that’s touched my waist when flirting I’m immediately repulsed

  • @_Fluorescent_
    @_Fluorescent_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    If any guy walked up to me like that, it would be an immediate bye. Douchebag radar on high.

    • @kayymariexx
      @kayymariexx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel like if a girl looks away and looks back pretty soon it means "I'm real uncomfortable with this guy staring at me. Is he still staring at me? shit he's still staring at me. what do i do?"

    • @kixi8033
      @kixi8033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kayymariexx I mean, I tend to watch someone if they look like they're staring at me and making me uncomfortable.

    • @N0BLES1X
      @N0BLES1X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *QUE EVERY STEP YOU TAKE*

  • @yeetmydudez9454
    @yeetmydudez9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    This is the type of guy that makes me nervous and scared in public :)))))

    • @Make-Asylums-Great-Again
      @Make-Asylums-Great-Again 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEET my dude Z me too

    • @MelaniaRose
      @MelaniaRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel your pain 😫

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Scared? Might want to go to therapy for that

    • @exploitz8388
      @exploitz8388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Noelle Fr

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@noe4354 considering many of us get assaulted by men like this, being scared is pretty reasonable.

  • @Guardianofthekitchen
    @Guardianofthekitchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This guy first tried to sell his advice as a $300 dvd on shark tank.

    • @KatherineShimkus
      @KatherineShimkus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I see why they didn’t bite. What a joke!

  • @AnymousScreams
    @AnymousScreams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    If this guy and his five wingmen gave me the look, I'd leave with my friends. Could he at least button up his shirt?

    • @KatherineShimkus
      @KatherineShimkus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s too arrogant for that. Thinks he’s all that, but he lacks anything of substance and value.

  • @rae-vk1pt
    @rae-vk1pt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    i mean at least that haircut isn’t....it kinda.....its a....i like ur shirt

  • @Love..Emily.
    @Love..Emily. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    i can see michael scott watching alpha m videos and actually trying out these ridiculously stupid “techniques” 😂

    • @yeetmydudez9454
      @yeetmydudez9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg ur right

    • @kailynbuske6662
      @kailynbuske6662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emily omfg yes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

    • @araceliamaya5596
      @araceliamaya5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and Dwight his friend in his this situation (>3

    • @iamaraccoon9185
      @iamaraccoon9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I could see Michael Scott doing these videos

    • @araceliamaya5596
      @araceliamaya5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wandering Willows yes, I would watch!

  • @danniehopkins6650
    @danniehopkins6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Touch the arm, it's the least threatening thing in the world to a woman"
    My guy
    My dude
    My bro
    My Broskey
    My son
    My father
    My friend
    😅🤭😵
    That
    Is
    Still
    Very
    Creepy
    Do
    Not
    Touch
    A
    Girl
    Anywhere
    It
    Is
    Always
    And
    Will
    Always
    Be
    CREEPY!!

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, the guy is weird. I mean, as far as unwanted touching goes, sure, the arm makes me pull away versus the chest which makes me throw uppercuts but neither is okay to do. You can grab a womans arm when it genuinely looks like she's fainting and will otherwise crash with her skull into a hard object. ONLY THEN. And you can't be the cause she's fainting either :P
      My dad once randomly collapsed and a quick reacting bystander caught him and kept him from caving his own head in. But aside from that, don't be touching anybody without permission. The way this guy talks makes me think he would also find a way to okay stabbing. "If she rejects you, you can stab her in the shoulder, it's the least painful place to stab someone."

    • @electraheart-g5e
      @electraheart-g5e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are a creep not a gentleman

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed

    • @kujju18
      @kujju18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love your comment! 😄

    • @misterauctor7353
      @misterauctor7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you watched the original video?

  • @digitalstarlyte
    @digitalstarlyte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Him: *Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?*
    Her: *No. But I scraped my knee crawling up from the pits of hell*

    • @groovetorped
      @groovetorped 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Counter of the year.

    • @MissKlovey
      @MissKlovey 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof 😆

    • @kayleeteehan7062
      @kayleeteehan7062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then he'd say *So that's why you're so hot!*

  • @LT-jj8rr
    @LT-jj8rr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    You kinda look like you want to speak to the manager

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    But can he pick up any waifu? I don’t think so. Only real alpha males are able to do that.

    • @zentag1824
      @zentag1824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Srsly wtf how are you every where

    • @jumpy276
      @jumpy276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      clean my pc

    • @Alex-xz2bz
      @Alex-xz2bz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only the realest of alpha that watch anime and play on switch can pick up waifus just by a stare

    • @loganmakesthings
      @loganmakesthings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God, not you again

    • @thezambianprince3893
      @thezambianprince3893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jumpy276 he did clean mine, as well so he is here because every TH-camrs pc needs a bit of cleaning so he is YTcleanman

  • @lizzym9935
    @lizzym9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “If she glances at you she’s interested “ 💀😂 who tf ? these are the guys who think just because a women is nice to them “they’re totally into them”

    • @abadibi
      @abadibi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hot guys

  • @erasmyisalgue6081
    @erasmyisalgue6081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “Oh hell yeah” seems like someone has been watching Jenna Marbles 🍵

    • @nfc598
      @nfc598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds just like her too

    • @yubi8073
      @yubi8073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ik, for a minute i wad like *holy fucking shit its jenna marbles*

    • @pettypettybetty632
      @pettypettybetty632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yubi8073 OMG ME TOO! i was checking the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @Avocado0o0o
      @Avocado0o0o 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who? (Sarcasm)

  • @lucasemley3662
    @lucasemley3662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Why does his face color not match his body color and why can I smell him through my screen?

    • @me1617
      @me1617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He probably uses self-tanner on his face 😂

    • @hiddenlife4906
      @hiddenlife4906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@XxXQuickScoperXxXJoinTheParty He's trying to say he probably wears powerful cologne

    • @lucasemley3662
      @lucasemley3662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hidden Life This guy gets it

    • @genericusername4883
      @genericusername4883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because he's an alpha

    • @lucasemley3662
      @lucasemley3662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jaz zle Oh I thought it was because he’s a frat lord, my bad

  • @NuhanHidayat
    @NuhanHidayat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Atozy looks like Karen, you that mom with 3 kids who drives Honda Accord & shops at Whole Foods

    • @mea864
      @mea864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's literally my mom down to the name and number of kids. Im...Low-key freaked out lmfao

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only thing he needs is that red hair-dye

    • @user-kx9xl2km5o
      @user-kx9xl2km5o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @kaleixy
      @kaleixy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like 5 kids

  • @raevermilion4438
    @raevermilion4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    he’s describing how the “lAdIeS mEn” act in netflix films lmao

  • @Corbin_blu
    @Corbin_blu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Any world where Hannahs comentary is not added is a world I don't want to live in.

    • @Venus-zn3qo
      @Venus-zn3qo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Corbin Blu that’s where I’d be

    • @abbypen664
      @abbypen664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      B bitch boi why don’t you like it?

    • @suyanatsuri3982
      @suyanatsuri3982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao "did it hurt when you fell from the sky"

    • @makaylanicole2735
      @makaylanicole2735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I love her in his videos
      I wish she would actually show up in videos

    • @codysteevespt
      @codysteevespt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      makayla nicole nah. She should make her own channel

  • @JJ-uy5le
    @JJ-uy5le 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Lordfarquaad ??? What happen to your hair

  • @andrewmckibben2637
    @andrewmckibben2637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I used to watch him but mainly the channel called teaching men's fashion which is the same but more targeted towards teenage guys. But I stopped watching after I realized the videos were based around the advertisement and the guy was just giving cheap advise.

    • @narutouchiha5464
      @narutouchiha5464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Andrew Mckibben DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Based zeus is also really good too!

    • @pockyrice7418
      @pockyrice7418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They only help to a certain extent, i used to watch TMF a few years back but most of his videos now are just recycled tips. Also the 2-3 minute advertisements were horrendous.

    • @xxxjuji
      @xxxjuji 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude Same.

    • @beanwojick4150
      @beanwojick4150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh they got to make a living somehow

  • @N0BLES1X
    @N0BLES1X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    How to get laid in a bar or club:
    Step one: Be 21 or older
    Step two: Don’t get laid in a bar or club.
    Step three: Don’t follow any “Alpha Males” advice. Ever.
    Step four: Live a normal life. Be kind or at least considerate to people and walk your own path. Interact with people genuinely, don’t be a creep.
    (Also if I were a woman, this man would make me antisocial or force me to always carry a weapon with immense anxiety and extreme caution/paranoia)

    • @weirdtree8611
      @weirdtree8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. Same. Men who think this way are the reason why women have to be super paranoid with their surroundings and take 2000 steps to be safe or just not do this kind of stuff bc of the risk being taken

  • @JohnJohnson-fo5vl
    @JohnJohnson-fo5vl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Alpha M is actually a genuinely nice dude with a very likeable personality (or at least online persona)

    • @LeechUFC
      @LeechUFC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      John Johnson exactly that’s why I can’t stand this video, he’s a great guy and doesn’t deserve this bullshit

    • @Maneac
      @Maneac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      👏👏👏 exactly, it’s just funny how he stumbled upon the channel, and ended up recording a video of one of his super old videos 🤦‍♂️ everyone’s first vids are cringe

    • @JohnJohnson-fo5vl
      @JohnJohnson-fo5vl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Atozy really failed to do his research this time. It's sad because now we have a bunch of people disliking Aaron without actually knowing his content.

    • @calmyoshiz
      @calmyoshiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His content is cringey, old and new. "Dur alpha alpha, alpha harrassment, block all negative comments, alpha?"

    • @browny5124
      @browny5124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@calmyoshiz fuck the haters thats why

  • @ethan._.4028
    @ethan._.4028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    On a scale to 1 to America how free are you tonight..... lmao

    • @bluemessage7504
      @bluemessage7504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      squidz._. gamez sorry still stuck on slavery

    • @JohnJohnson-fy6dt
      @JohnJohnson-fy6dt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Looking at your profile picture set me free

    • @Emi14873
      @Emi14873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jupiter.

    • @AntonioTLCanelas
      @AntonioTLCanelas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      russia

    • @waldo1635
      @waldo1635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      North Korea

  • @bruv3891
    @bruv3891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Why be an alpha male when you can be an *EPIC GAMER* 😎

    • @Lndo-sh1xl
      @Lndo-sh1xl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kanye's MAGA hat amen brother 😤😤👌👌😎😎

    • @norahpingping
      @norahpingping 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean I am not a man so I relate very hard

    • @thezambianprince3893
      @thezambianprince3893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im a Man so I relate

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Virgin

    • @audreyd1787
      @audreyd1787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Virgin ass niggas 😂🤣😂

  • @kami6526
    @kami6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a women with PTSD if a dude was "prowling" around me with his boys that would be an automatic tell the bouncer to keep an eye out on him. This is creepy and predatory I've been followed before because of problems with my ex, be careful out there peeps.

  • @632sean
    @632sean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    (Mickey Mouse): "Hi. I'm an alpha male, and I'm going to show you how to pick up chicks. C'mon."

  • @cray8on
    @cray8on 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    his voice definitely doesn't match an "alpha male"

    • @default9033
      @default9033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I was gonna say his voice matches to being bottom to a guy named Ricardo

    • @calcha1274
      @calcha1274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@default9033 Oddly specific yet probably true

    • @eyesclosed3709
      @eyesclosed3709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JohnJohnson-fo5vl but women are naturally more drawn to men with deep voices, so if he wants to categorize men into alpha and beta, he's the beta

    • @Hextin
      @Hextin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I guarantee you think you're an alpha Male but you're not

    • @cray8on
      @cray8on 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hextin oof got me mate

  • @nohypesneakers3957
    @nohypesneakers3957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    atozy not getting any girls with that haircut

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NoHype Sneakers how did that even happen...

    • @benjaminluebberst168
      @benjaminluebberst168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What hair cut?
      Let’s wash it before we worry about cutting
      God forbid styling

    • @tytydinguy
      @tytydinguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He needs to just stick with the hat tbh

    • @Braydon-it3pu
      @Braydon-it3pu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf is that side piece of hair that's not connected to the rest? LMAO

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look at what he wears. He dresses like a 6th grader. This dork has no idea about being a man. Just some generic youtuber kid that stays at home and plays video games.

  • @makkimix9535
    @makkimix9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Me: 0.0
    Also Me: *looks at my boyfriend*
    Him: *sleeping like a cute little baby*
    Me: *is super glad he is not a frat boy*

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also you: Posts cringy ass comments.

    • @abadibi
      @abadibi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@emiliomarbanjr "im so quirkyyyyyyyyy"

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw cute :)

    • @exmachina8475
      @exmachina8475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn, lowkey flexing your relationship on us. 😅

  • @clairekennedy7719
    @clairekennedy7719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I feel like if any wifey found this in their guy’s search history they would break up instantly

    • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
      @user-vi4xy1jw7e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "wifey"?
      Cringe

    • @freetoad5
      @freetoad5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-vi4xy1jw7e
      Let him wallow in his sorrows

  • @DL-bh8bv
    @DL-bh8bv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Rule 1 in determining who is an "alpha" male: any man who calls their self an alpha male is not one. 😂

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has 5 million subs and people value his opinion as its usually on point. Who are you though? Some bitch ass introvert that plays videos games every day. Loser

    • @guardianoftheduat
      @guardianoftheduat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@y3ee3e you are throwing a tantrum like a child not sexy not alpha behave yourself

    • @lukavrdoljak5151
      @lukavrdoljak5151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guardianoftheduat why be alpha on youtube comments?

    • @lukavrdoljak5151
      @lukavrdoljak5151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guardianoftheduat also speaking up your opinion and giving raw truth is very much alpha

    • @guardianoftheduat
      @guardianoftheduat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukavrdoljak5151 oh sweetie you think i actually care what diarrhea opnion people spout? That's cute that you do though

  • @Lndo-sh1xl
    @Lndo-sh1xl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I don’t need this video. I just show the girls my beyblades and they just flock to me. 😎😎😎😎😎

    • @jodelthompson
      @jodelthompson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Metal ones or Burst. They both get the girls.

    • @var6708
      @var6708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jodelthompson well u use beyblades and I use my epic minecraft xbox 360 edition girlfriend to reel em in. Works like a charm

    • @bethsaitz5731
      @bethsaitz5731 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lekan Atigarin lmao! 😂

    • @SamuelFlaherty
      @SamuelFlaherty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about those bakugon things

    • @Lndo-sh1xl
      @Lndo-sh1xl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both

  • @meepmorp99
    @meepmorp99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That Hazel Grace reference caught me off guard. I almost choked on my cookie

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    _We all know Atozy is the only "alpha male" here_

    • @marekbeno1173
      @marekbeno1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean raccoon eggs

    • @tutankhamen5080
      @tutankhamen5080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You mean his girlfriend

    • @zerokidd21
      @zerokidd21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tutankhamen5080 I agree his gf is way more savage than him

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont tbink atozy has left his house. He met his girlfriend online. Likely very ugly and as a result a beta Male that misses the point of the alpha m Channel

    • @товарищАлександр-ч7г
      @товарищАлександр-ч7г 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot about Great Stalin

  • @Augustchica814
    @Augustchica814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This Chad is definitely into other Chads...

    • @jamiestewart4656
      @jamiestewart4656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alonna Gilmore if you’re name is Chad you most definitely like other dudes who’s name is Chad. Lmao

    • @memaymoo8088
      @memaymoo8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tbh he comes off like he might like men...

    • @Sunny-we7uv
      @Sunny-we7uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamiestewart4656 lmfao if your name is chad, you are probably just into dudes in general

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    *_The virgin Alfa Em vs the chad atozy_*

  • @wwondertwin
    @wwondertwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Is this guy a drag king? He looks like a drag king, talks like a drag king, is dressed like a drag act and everything about him screams "DRAG KING!!".
    He also doesn't have Adam's apple. He's a drag king. It's actually a hilarious act.

    • @loveordeath33
      @loveordeath33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wondertwin Nah ur wrong there fam

    • @mannequia8294
      @mannequia8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After looking up drag king I wish this is what this was.

    • @yms4355
      @yms4355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a wife and kids. Didn't know intentional misgendering goes for cis people now-a-days, too :D

    • @geymahundr659
      @geymahundr659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yms4355 what was that word diarrhea you typed there?

    • @yms4355
      @yms4355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geymahundr659 Talking about the same stuff apparently girls have to go trough that are into fitness. All the "Oh ya look like a man" comments. :v

  • @ellynsoup4724
    @ellynsoup4724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    my friend showed me this guy one time and we spent the night laughing at all his videos. you didn't even pick the funniest one!

    • @picklemeister5351
      @picklemeister5351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the man is a comedic genius

    • @heron4147
      @heron4147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my friends non ironically sent me his videos for advice when I was in a shitty fling situation

  • @ezrataylorsversion7239
    @ezrataylorsversion7239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    The fact I just came from an alpha m video😂

    • @savyking236
      @savyking236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @PedroARCruz
      @PedroARCruz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @americannick2039
      @americannick2039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s obviously mad because he’s a beta which is what happens to men in relationships they’re tamed he sounded kinda salty af to me idk though

    • @ezrataylorsversion7239
      @ezrataylorsversion7239 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JoeyPalumbo haha i Ike your humor

    • @ezrataylorsversion7239
      @ezrataylorsversion7239 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JoeyPalumbo that’s cool(: I just thought it was funny

  • @durpyrainbowp8405
    @durpyrainbowp8405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Him: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    *Her: No, my not douchey boyfriend caught me.*

  • @vlogress11c81
    @vlogress11c81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm gonna try this on my wife tonight at the kitchen counter. It's gonna go from guaranteed thing to sleep on the couch instantly. THEN I get to watch whatever tf I want on t.v. That dudes channel should be called how to get women to leave you alone.

  • @fittedrat7379
    @fittedrat7379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    2:38 I have a theory Jenna marbles is behind the the camera

    • @DeerieMee
      @DeerieMee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell yeah

    • @mariewall482
      @mariewall482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So im not the only one who thought that

    • @aswimmergirl22
      @aswimmergirl22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was just looking for this commetn

    • @fittedrat7379
      @fittedrat7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      aswimmergirl22 lol

    • @reeseturner2445
      @reeseturner2445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      insanity dog that’s exactly what I thought

  • @irkallla
    @irkallla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    This sounds like how to be a predator

  • @papalxsty
    @papalxsty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I took the advice seriously and I've succeeded...
    At seducing -women- *my toaster*

  • @lisabuchan30
    @lisabuchan30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Hes actually vile 😣 i feel sorry any woman who has been through this torturous BS

    • @picklemeister5351
      @picklemeister5351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think the guy is just acting for the sake of his video

    • @yaboijojo792
      @yaboijojo792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wanna say he's married too

    • @Silvermatters
      @Silvermatters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has a wife

    • @Wildmilly
      @Wildmilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ryanbarth863 Going to a club to "prowl" for women with your friends and not accepting no for an answer is a bit more than staring. Just staring=creepy

    • @Teddy_Gautier
      @Teddy_Gautier 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan barth the times we live in... I guess it’s a matter of perception by the women, regardless of your intentions 😔

  • @capironi9277
    @capironi9277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    He protecc
    He thicc
    But most importantly,
    *He steal your chicc*

    • @bmogsy967
      @bmogsy967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girthy Giraffe he style he groom but most importantly he BAD ASS!!!

    • @aimee4927
      @aimee4927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It should be
      He protect
      He attacc
      But most importantly..
      Call the police if you see this man

    • @pthysanthy9793
      @pthysanthy9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aimee4927 Your EVERYWHERE.....

    • @aimee4927
      @aimee4927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pthysanthy9793 heh

  • @thefanofrealmadrid
    @thefanofrealmadrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The worst and funniest pick up line I've heard is: "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

    • @lakenc1064
      @lakenc1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the only pick up line I would tolerate

    • @nghtspawn651
      @nghtspawn651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lakenc1064 Did you just fart?

    • @user-gc9pg5rm9p
      @user-gc9pg5rm9p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

  • @Toddbaldwin00
    @Toddbaldwin00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You only wear sunglasses at night when you’re on drugs hahhaha

  • @colmb17
    @colmb17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Atozy listen, I love you but you should probably watch one of alpha m's videos on hair

  • @velvetbiscuit7621
    @velvetbiscuit7621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I don't understand why some guys think that's attractive lool

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because to some poor vulnerable girl...it is....unfortunately

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because when you get older and the realm of social interactions shift from location to location, subtle forms of flirtation can mean coming home alone or with someone. Someday you'll understand...

    • @azinuum
      @azinuum 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, son. just al-faLfA males. oops sorry well ig alfalfa fits the description too

  • @BARBIE_VISION
    @BARBIE_VISION 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Alpha Fans: He's actually good guy
    ALPHA Em: Sexy girls and they're ugly friends
    Me: 😑

    • @foreversimgirl828
      @foreversimgirl828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Robert Hillman exactly 😂

    • @jordonleach4081
      @jordonleach4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" In a literal sense 😂

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes it's a joke. One you don't understand. I'm not even a fan of his content but I know a joke when I see one.

    • @bmogsy967
      @bmogsy967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah he’s “bad ass”

    • @banjopotato2567
      @banjopotato2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty sure it’s just a persona

  • @sk8punk318
    @sk8punk318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I followed his advice and tried finding number 2, but just ended up with multiple assault and sexual harassment charges

  • @tadanielle3898
    @tadanielle3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Lol did he get his pickup strategy from a trashy romantic movie XD

    • @thaistomp
      @thaistomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      naw he just has the swag that makes the haters mad.

    • @mottlyrics7978
      @mottlyrics7978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably follows Noah Centimeter on Twitter.

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most likely. Kinda like how people cite shit like the notebook and 50 shades as good romance films. It's honestly sad how most people don't even know how to treat other human beings.

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thaistomp did you just unironically use swag...?

    • @thaistomp
      @thaistomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat Elkins huh?

  • @1994Nettie
    @1994Nettie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "Like a super sexy tiger... You walk" what a tool😂😂

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, maybe it's just me but I can't say I've ever found tigers sexy in the first place.

    • @semonerobinson8903
      @semonerobinson8903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Dare I say... proowwlll"

    • @katherineshimkus9511
      @katherineshimkus9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Living embodiment of 'I was still a virgin after college' and 'I always get slapped or puked on. Without fail.'

  • @t.r.luxx1311
    @t.r.luxx1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
    Me: "No, but I did scrape my knee crawling out of Hell"😈

    • @bmogsy967
      @bmogsy967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      T.R. Luxx13 did it hurt when u thought u where rly hard on the comments of a TH-cam video with less views than most t series vids

    • @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314
      @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Saucy Memes WTF

    • @dishsoapdaddy2256
      @dishsoapdaddy2256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      r/iamverybadass

    • @bmogsy967
      @bmogsy967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dish soap daddy ah shit now I’m getting put on reddit

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really, I broke a nail.

  • @davonnaaaa
    @davonnaaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    And he has so many suscribers on his TH-cam channel, like how? People actually tune in to watch that cringe? Sad.

    • @breadpanda4486
      @breadpanda4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats one of his old videos so dont shit on him too much he actually has some good tips for guys

    • @ellichacon8840
      @ellichacon8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@breadpanda4486 he literally sucks and only gives elementary advice that you already know. His videos were recommended to me when I was going through a rough patch, I did the exact opposite and now I have my life back.

    • @breadpanda4486
      @breadpanda4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ellichacon8840 well i didnt say all of his tips are good and there are better ones out there but he has some pretty good ones well atleast you got a life amirite?

    • @breadpanda4486
      @breadpanda4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lee Judd what is?

  • @customarymagic
    @customarymagic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    It feels like he's just writing fanfiction about his clubbing fantasies

  • @hesuchristo6577
    @hesuchristo6577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This dude has the voice of that old lady that James Bond works for

  • @mimicryofnothing
    @mimicryofnothing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    as a female, that guys behavior is super creepy. .. great video btw

    • @itstriplem2069
      @itstriplem2069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol if I tried this on my female friends in school, they would slap me silly with their blonde and brown hair

    • @mikerotchburns2302
      @mikerotchburns2302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EmperorShadow idiot he’s talking about in a bar/club

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As a guy, he seems like a real douche irl. He'd be the kind of guy to order a margehrita.

    • @taskmagician4289
      @taskmagician4289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a male, I agree

    • @MrAVENGER901
      @MrAVENGER901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like how you people judge him when you know nothing about him.If you watch his videos youd clearly see he is a great chill guy.

  • @lakehanson8334
    @lakehanson8334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My audio rippled when he said “Potential future ex-gf” so it sounded like Atozy was just mocking him even more

  • @mistierowe5944
    @mistierowe5944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Shane Dawson and Lord Farquaad conceived an Atozy..

    • @kayllynmariee
      @kayllynmariee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mistie Rowe dont you mean rumplestilsken and lord farquaad

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    *_When someone descends to beta male_*

    • @Zazazaza-nj8eq
      @Zazazaza-nj8eq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thenbagreatteller1855 nobody cares so shut up

    • @sevenhazee
      @sevenhazee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zazazaza-nj8eq relax

    • @Zazazaza-nj8eq
      @Zazazaza-nj8eq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sevenhazee nah I'm good

    • @Zazazaza-nj8eq
      @Zazazaza-nj8eq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marius nah

  • @malmamia8912
    @malmamia8912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    2:39 if that ain’t Jenna marbles

  • @anastasiaonishchenko6689
    @anastasiaonishchenko6689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Aaaaaaaa, STOP” exactly what went through my mind 😂

  • @michaelclosson68
    @michaelclosson68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    How to look like a serial killer in the club