Pick Up Artist Bootcamp
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ก.ค. 2021
- Coverage of our experience at a Pick Up Artist Bootcamp in Las Vegas, NV. In this episode, I join aspiring PUA's Stanli, Air, and Christian as we're taught 'game' and taken infield by Vince Kelvin.
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what even is this demonetized for wtf?
though the twins did kind of murder the PUAs
Yoo Andrew, you should consider selling merch... you could link with a print on demand company and set up an online store very easily these days
They still popping ads in there tho...
Andrew, you should make your own website and put up ads from PPV/PPC networks. You could also have a store for merch, maybe some community features like a forum and/or chat server. Maybe even a freemium membership system or something. I'd be happy to help put it together with you. I have over 15 years of full stack dev experience with websites/mobile apps. Let me know if you're interested and we can chat and put together a plan.
@@dfoolz beg
Calling girls portable is the most human trafficker thing I’ve ever heard
But you do admit they are portabl... Wait, that Pirates of the Caribbean line doesnt work here
vince was not as portable sadly. the line wont work on him. sad day for a lot of girls out there.
And it just works lol
Hahaha damn my thoughts exactly
Fucking D.E.A.D
The Hoff Twins gotta be the best characters in the Channel 5 universe so far lol
Oh hey dani, cool to see you here
im pretty sure Yo mamas milk are the best characters in the Channel 5 universe so far lol
The Andrew Extended Cinematic Universe is really getting interesting this season.
dani stop watching youtube and go update karlson pls i smashed wishlist now i wanna play it its been a year smh
Y’all keep talking like this and he’ll do a video on all of you
“Is it a strong marriage?” is an absolutely insane follow up line
😂
the hesitation leading up to that line makes it even better... or worse. My subconscious hasn't decided yet
Bold AF! 😭
I've had a married woman respond positively to something similar. I didn't go through with it though since I think it'd be evil. It's not insane though.
@@AG-ld6rv then why’d you ask her?
I'm only halfway through and it feels like I've been watching for four hours. This is brutal.
I’m 3:00 in and STRUGGLE BUSSING 😂
It only gets harder as you go on.
Imagine paying for a pick up course and being met by an assassins creed character in the lobby of a hotel.
Who briefly forgets what his job is.
Who takes you upstairs to the unreleased character designs of 2005's Guitar Hero.
Bravo
@@Munkenba holy shit, you hit the nail on the head. Stanley looks exactly like a failed boy band member.
More like a Far Cry villain
andrew is the master of never laughing no matter how insane the shit he’s covering is
I think he's taking Beta Blockers
9:40
Lmfao what do beta blockers have anything to do with it lol
What up Beet?
@@johnnyguillotine1673 Next level joke.
The subtle "air" vocal was absolutely hysterical, perfect editing this entire episode.
was a very nice touch
they call him master exploder
3:44
I read this right as I heard it
Right after laughing at that bit I read this comment😭😂
Id think these were fake but the sheer fuckin reactions of these men trying to answer how many makeouts they've had SERIOUSLY was one of the funniest things Andrew has orchestrated
How many makeouts you got, bro?
No one can make up that singing guy
@salazam atleast about 400 in the last half hour or so
The amount of cringe Andrew can tolerate is unfathomable
Literally my thoughts and then I find ya comment
@@topgtom hahaha Im being completely honest when I say this comment was fully organic, but I'm not surprised you say that.
He feeds on it
and we only saw 12min...Andrew hung out with them for 10 hours or more AND watched the whole video material to make a video... what a brave man!
@@hendrix808 insanity
That pick up coach is literally like a Sacha Baron Cohen character
He reminds me of a punk rock Tommy Wiseau
@@Alchemistic88 Yes
@@Alchemistic88 I was also thinking tommy Wiseau.
Thought the exact same thing lmao
Fkin spot on lmao
I like how Andrew started a side quest that led him to meeting a real life anime character in a hotel lobby
yea but his gear was shit, those pauldrons weren't even enchanted.
Stanli's primal lyrical yell at 3:15 was just too damn much. I laughed, I smiled, I fist pumped, I got teary eyed. Stanli, you fearless wonder, if you ever read this and if our paths ever cross, we're hugging.
I duno if hugs are allowed. He is in a relationship. It's exclusive. They're neighbours.
@9:41 is way better bro 😂
You're makin' OUT
@@boyunderbridgeThey're kind of in a relationship. It's pretty exclusive.
Did not expect the Hoff Twins to pop up again 😂
They came to show that they have been in every hood on every bitch
The Andrew Callaghan Cinematic Universe is really coming together nicely.
yeah what the FUCK dude what a crossover
Hoff twins for life baby
Made this the greatest video I have seen
I felt more comfortable when the Hoff twins appeared.
it's the devil you know vs the devil you don't
Honesty vs lunacy
Breath a sigh of relief that you'll never have to hang out with either group
real niggas
Exactly lmao. I was like "whew, some normal people"
I think it´s fascinating how confident that guy is as long as he sit´s there with those "clients" but as soon as someone outside his bubble confronts him he gets real quiet.
hes got a cool ass mohawk tho
Twins done did it again. Also the Mohawk is lame af
@@tomjones63472 black bitchez in da benz
Funny, Im sure you would shut down regardless of who confronts you. This dude is hilarious and can be made fun of every which way, but nonetheless he takes all that and still has confidence. It might be slightly misplaced, but its still better than people who are basic and boring and have zero self esteem. Most people dont have any talents skills hobbies etc, and crumble under social pressure especially when next to someone they view as successful.
@@PsychotropicThunder cringe
Stanli talking bout, let me recite you a poem and then not being prepared was so damn funny. I actually thought he wasn't going to do it, and that would have been the best option.
Before the video: I’m a little awkward.
After the video: Actually, I’m relatively normal.
Yaaahayyahhhhhyahahhayyahaaahayaaaaaaahyahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
if you think the problem is you're awkward then you're right, also your pen nis
feels good man
This
True😂😂😂
"you look so portable" is definitely something you hear right before you get kidnapped
Oh my.. 💀
😂
The sexual assault comment after really tied it together nicely
he seemed pretty sus when he yelled in joy ''so portable!!" in the clip where he actually picked one of the chicks up
& you know it takes a special kind of man to notice these things
It’s mandatory to rewatch this every year
“Don’t follow up with a question, follow up with your take on it”…
“I like to party…
yeah..
…have fun hehe”
NAILED it 😂😂😂
Hoff Twins were a freaking perfect addition to this, they should show up in every video
They MADE this video soooo much better. AHHAHAHAHAHHA
hello snes drunk
it’s twins for the win baby!
snnnnmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnesdrunk
Cant agree more it would be so fucking funny if they showed up at every weird group convention and just dropped couple lines. :D
the fact that the woman towards the end made herself as available to them as possible, even saying she was single, and they still managed to totally fuck it up is so insane to watch
She new they were akward and gave dude a chance cuz he wasnt a complete weirdo but then he had to open that mouth and the little dude came through and out cringed him x1000
I'm pretty sure the gal behind her was her daughter or something maybe that's why she didn't run down with the kiss
when
Oh no, oh no no noooo. This is too much, when Stan starting reciting a poem omg I couldn't watch.
@@siinxx7656 bro im pretty sure regardless of the kid behind her, you dont run in for a kiss like that with a complete stranger infont of a fkn live camera
got to give these guys credit for actually buttoning up their shirts when they went out in public, you know it's hard for them
Every ones in a couple of months a come back to this video. This one without a shadow of a doubt is one of the best pieces of media ever created.
Dude, I'm here too once a month. I always laugh . I've watched this like 15 times
When the Hoff Twins showed up it was the crossover of the century
Andrew probably brought them on to show the losers what real pick up artists look like haha
He is building a cinematic universe
i'm errwhere and on err b**ch
the utter confidence too just throwing off the beta males with their apex predator presence.
they're making friends along the journey
These guys all look like when you hit 'Random' on the character creation screen
Everyone except 4:14
With a random character occupation selection when it lets you choose your character's backstory. Pickup artist: +5 Charisma +10 Charm
akash with the bulldog harness a couple sizes too large and the ff7 shoulder armor
🤣🤣🤣
lol ing
This video took me 3 days to watch all the way through. Worth it
My hand is cramping from taking so many notes!
I can’t believe the Hoff twins actually brought this back down to earth.
LOL
I felt relieved they could come in and try to talk some sense into these maniacs.
Was like: "Oh great, finally some normal people."
lol
they dun did it again
When you realize that "All Gas No Brakes" was just scratching the surface
The Hoff Twins are going to be the first correspondents on the new channel
@@Philly7Eagles "And now we go to the Hoff Twins with the weather. Fellas?"
Bruh, that's why he had to make it Channel 5 Official and bring the action news.
This one of my favorite videos from channel five , besides Crip Mac’s ❤😂 this is pure gold.
This feels like a Tim and Eric sketch
I keep waiting for the commercial break....
Jesus the 2nd hand cringe!
I can’t believe this is real. I watched all dudes’ videos and still can’t believe.
The Hoff Twins showing up confirms that there is a Channel 5 Cinematic Universe
we need the Hoff twins spin off
So confused as I thought Hoff Twins lived in FL...
@@ASMRGRATITUDE they live in California, just in the most Florida looking place ever that’s outside of florida
Still holding out for a Mr.Daddy spin off
@@ASMRGRATITUDE they from the bay area, cali
Nah this is becoming a cinematic universe after the Hoff twins appeared
fr i yelled THE TWINS!! when i saw them
Dude we need a whole channel of just Hoff
I want a solo video covering one Florida man on his day to day adventures
Yo I came here to say this. He’s building an army.
I upvoted you at 420. DESTINY.
When the video ended I was glad it was over. Great vid.
That intro from Stanley with that eldritch screech was really super special
this man was born with a cringe tolerance beyond that of a mere mortal
yeah definitely one of the harder episodes to watch
@@cobralyoner I physically wrenching my body thru this.
100 percent after every episode he drives deep into the desert and gets on all fours and spreads his ass cheeks and purges the cringe into the atmosphere.
Even he broke on this one
Bet a boatload of cash he’ll identify as some random creature ina couple years , big bet 👌🏾
"The boot camp is held at an undisclosed location"
>Immediately discloses the location of the boot camp not 5 seconds later
Dont talk about pickup club- proceeds to show you to the entrance lol
Yes, we all got the joke.
@@hugejackedman7423 spoken like a man with nonportable women smh
Yo Andrew just want to say I wouldn‘t be watching this if it weren‘t for This Place Rules, which was great btw. Amazing work; everyone thinks it‘s about politics when in reality it‘s about the profiteers and no one‘s exposed it quite like you sir. Keep it up.
This felt like watching the actual “true story” part of a true story comedy movie. Very unique characters. 😂
Adam Sandler’s new character is terrific
Middle-aged lil Nicky and the curse of the cringe
I was thinking Sacha Baron Cohen
Didn't know he was hired for the adult McLovin standalone movie
y'know, not many people know this, but you can put your weed in there
@@j_h_o dude. What?
Helluva video when the Hoff Twins show up and you're like "finally, some reasonable people"
My exact thoughts.
I felt the same way
🤣
The first 20 seconds of this video is pure gold!
The twins reveal and roast was too amazing bro , thanks Andrew , im currently eating my breakfast:about to blaze up and I’m already dying laughing 😂😂😂😂
The twins in a different setting is like characters from a show in real life.
The craziest part is that they somehow managed to be the least weird guys(aside from Andrew himself) in this.
@@gummyboots They're so much more straightforward. They could easily charge more than this dude for their boot camp.
@@IanDoesMagic What could they teach you though? Drinking & driving? Throwing money at strippers?
@@MrTubularBalls real confidence lol. pretty obvious those two are actually about what they are about.
@@MrTubularBalls Dude I'd pay $895 for that.
stanli's smiles look so full of pain
hide the pain stanli ;)
until you hear his beautiful singing voice
I'm pretty sure that's just frankie muniz.
I really wish the best for that guy.....cuts me deep.
@@Icepick602 Frankie's story just keeps getting sadder.
God, this episode was so painful. Thumbs up!
This has to be the most re-watchable video Andrew has made.
At the same time it’s unbearable to watch lol
I've definitely peeped this a few times since release and every 30 seconds just hits you like a train. The best comedy writers and actors could never make a 'what's your make-out count' so funny
I can't believe these people are actually real 😂😂
Craziest part is, this is only scratching the surface 😂
they are not dude
you didn’t know people were real?
We used to put these people in state hospitals. Thanks ACLU!
Lol i went to one of these boot camps but it was not so crazy :) it was a lot more chill :)
The kids, they throw around the word “cringe” so indiscriminately these days. But when Air went in for the divorcée kiss: That was the real deal right there.
I had to cover my face when that happened.
Truly
Same when Stanli "recited" the poem.
Oh my god your icon. I used to edit that ram into different characters in like 2007 on deviantart and completely forgot it existed until this moment ..the whiplash I got from seeing it again
She was hitting on the other guy lol. Men really think they're completely exchangeable
great work andrew, extremely hard watch!
This aged well
That was insane. Thank you.
“Wow,your hair “
“MAKE OUTS. TOO EARLY? OR WE GOOD?” Great human interaction
It's what we humans do
He's such a charmer!
I couldnt believe my ears for a second, they fuckin ran away hahaha
That's what happens when developers have little time to program NPC
I want Oblivion music played over this.
“If you think it matters it does.” Actually pretty deep.
This was awesome to watch. Would have loved to be there in person with them. Vince is truly precisely what a pick up artist is supposed to be, full of self-amusement and outcome independence.
Also full of public harassment
The Hoff Twins popping out of the woodworks like a new smash character is the best part of this
duuuude, they would fight like the ice climbers
@@signifidelica2819 Wombo combo!
@@signifidelica2819 LMFAAAOOO I LOVE THIS VISUAL
Lmao blindsiding someone with a Hennessy bottle
The Twins came in like the Avengers through the portals in Endgame.
Not the heroes we expected but needed
I would honestly pay them to come to parties I attend.
preach it brother
Honestly it felt more like Thanos coming through the portal. Except in this case it wasn't a bad thing...
I watched this though three times.
Very brave of me.
What a hellish lifestyle, city and 'guru' to have.
Thanks I really needed this
The Hoff Twins went with him? Now THAT'S continuity
I lost it when they showed up😭😭 channel 5 cinematic universe
Hoff Twins "Where ya going next?"
Andrew "Vegas"
Hoff Twins "We'll get our bags."
Twinning
@@alonzoboyd4012 like filthy frank but REAL
on that note keep add stanley to the crew!
Air seems just self aware enough to know he's being cringe but he's too committed to stop now
One day he will start buttoning up his shirt and that will be the slow beginning of an awakening.
@@axelbauron155 FR LMFAOOO
Lol so true
The best comment! lol
he just needs to drop the act and stop trying to be somebody he's not
This is probably the chillest pickup artist I have ever seen to be honest.
No.
The girl reveal at 07:40 is downright It's Always Sunny-esque.
HHahahaah😂
"players do what they want, suckers do what they can"
Hoff twins fucking killed it
actually the best pickup advice in the whole video
They also nut in their faces and break their purses, none of this TH-cam guidelines shit of kissing 5000 girls.
Basically an adaptation of that Athenian line "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must"
It's a Suga Free quote from "Why U Bullshittin?"
Well, they just repeated something they probably say a lot. Didn't seem an original thought, but then again, "killing it" might just mean keeping a full magazine of identical bullets.
BEST CROSS OVER EVER. I got chills when the beat dropped on the twins.
It's a work of... Duh-Veenkie
Truly what we all needed but not what we deserved
Jeez, spoilers
@@rawrbert336 sorry to spoil the chills mate didn't think that far
@@rawrbert336 Watch the video before reading the comments??
This is the most creative pepper spray commercial I've ever seen.
The fuckin edits and the songs u be putting on be having the craziest timing 😂😂😂😂😂
"Players do what they want, suckas do what they can"
- The Hoff Twins 2021
Why were they the only ones that made any sense in this whole thing?
@@Joneshing no, suga free stole it from the hoff twins.
I heard that first in a Mac Dre song “all it takes “
@@Joneshing damn the Hoff twins are talented. they came up with that when they were babies?
@@Joneshing the Hoff Twins made that line when they were babies that’s how good they are.
LOL he's done it again. Andrew has found a real life band of gta5 characters. Creepiness aside, "if you think it matters, it does" is top tier advice
Andrew for GTA 5
thats the only thing he said that made sense
*Creepiness aside, "if you think it matters, it does" is top tier advice* Mimicry aside, couldn't agree more.
@Alex Adamantium this is his second project he had to ditch the old contract and old channel due to his contract trying to screw him out of money
"my name's stanli, and i'm a singer"
*screeches like a strangled cat*
No don’t end! I never want this video to end!
Air could be a normal guy if he dropped the act and just realized he's a nerd and ran with it, but Stanli 100% has human remains in his hotel room
Omg hahahahaha
That girl he was with seemed good for him. Like obviously she could see through the act but he seems like a likeable, nerdy guy underneath it all. I’m sure she’s hoping it’s just a phase.
It’s the other way around
Stanli def serial killer vibes
His neighbours dead
Whoever operates the camera is a genius. Their sense of timing for zoom ins and whatnot is impeccable.
P sure it's editing
@@eiosti Oh..... Well they still have a good sense of comedic timing.
@@batman3901 indeed! I think Andrews editing style is what really makes the show
@@eiosti You can't edit what you didn't record.
@@sloba111 what?
Ayo manz slicked his hair in the intro & i knew its was gonna be fire hilarious
The hoff twins genuinly make any situation 10x better😂
“Playas do what they want. Suckas do what they can.”
I’m pretty sure the Greek general Thucydides said something similar. These men are scholars.
A true American philosopher.
its a mac dre line
Thucydides never said anything similar to that.
@@Pun116 I’m paraphrasing here but: “The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must,” -Thucydides on the Siege of Melios. Is not directly like what is said in the video but it shares its similarities.
Shoutout to THUGcydides.
New editing style is amazing
And that's coming from one of the best editors ever
Eyy, crossover episode!
Didn't expect to see you here! Love your stuff!
shit's 4k aswell, I mean this dude literally ahead of the biggest news corps in the world.
No. I don't like it. It makes more fun of the person. I like more neutral stuff.
THIS IS AMAZING
That was the most painful thing I’ve never wanted to end
i can barely get through it
i keep having to look away from my screen
Lol yes cringe level was high with these guys
This is the comment i was looking for. Nailed it.
Thats the reason Im reading the comments while watching^^
Mohawk dude running after them shouting “you, the shy one!” Is the creepiest thing ever
While she's literally running omfg
@@thaloblue “run with me”
@@crikeysteverules she's not running away from you, she's running with you. conceptually this is the first date
@@Alejandro-te2nt 😭
I have 80k more make outs than he does, but I still look up to him. The man is a total innovator of the smooch 💋
ive watched this like 10 times its too good
This was very entertaining
The Hoff Twins just absolutely overshadowed this clown without even trying!
Fuck yeah
It was so weird to see the contrast there lol, 1 plastic person and 2 real ones
Yeah that dude got kind of steamrolled by the twins lol
"How many bitches you kissed?" 🤣
It's twins for the mothafuckin' win
Thank fucking god the hoff twins showed up i was mad comforted by their presence
That speaks volumes 😂
nah this gotta be the first time anybody ever said this
Twins for the win 🏆. Dont check me , CHECK YA BITCH!
theyre even worse
HAHAHAHAH
Still has to be the best collaboration ever.
Hof twins and pick up artists
"YOU ARE SO PORTABLE" is one of the scariest and most hilarious pick up lines I've ever heard
imagine: your little sister is attacked by a ghost and nobody will help you except this one guy who runs a class on how to make out with strange women.
Nigga what?
That sounds like the scrip to the next Hollywood blockbuster turd.
It's actually more like getting women to make out with strange men
Thank god, who else is going to seduce the demon?
@@MrTubularBalls perfect role for adam sandler
‘Who’s the secretary among you guys?’ had me screaming for help
"...we're all married"
@@helloocentral is it a strong marriage?
I don’t understand how Andrew can keep his composure - I would be dying from laughter lmaoooo
I knew I was insecure in some aspects but wow, this makes me feel better 😬😭😂
This is such a classic
the guy who didn't sign the release is the smartest pick up artist
That is a very low bar
@@OwDenied Offcanny?
@@fnonpm I had too Google what's offcanny lmao. No that's the Nirvana logo
@@OwDenied well at least you have a new meme channel
He was getting mad makeouts while the rest of the gang was walking around like a dysfunctional JRPG party
Stanli just seems like a broken man that doesn't want to be broken anymore
Yeah, he does look like he cries a lot
Lmbboo 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
He looks like Michael Cera with an extra 10 years
@@igkgigoh LMFAOO
@@doublet_inthemorning I was thinking he looked more like Frankie Muniz from an alternate timeline where he wasn't a child actor lmfao
Nice timing for TH-cam to throw this in the algorithm lol
Can’t believe i just watched this whole thing
😂
a porn-addicted singer, a gemini, the brother of a spiritually tormented girl, and a lanky news anchor head to a suite in the Mirage Casino…
literally sounds like the beginning of a joke that could lead to a pickup line
i'll have you know we don't do pickup lines.... they're r*tarded
Pretty sure that's just a daily occurrence in Vegas.
Write the movie script
Hangover Part 4.
Ocean's 4, except this time they're trying to get into a random girl's panty instead of a vault.
"number of make-outs" is such an insane classifier
Straight out of a 13 year old kid's diary
Probably because he never gets laid 🤷♂️
Yeah when they said over 5000 makeouts i thought "that doesnt even seem fun"
Making out with strangers is kind of gross
@@leorickt.9604 this dude must have had mono so many times lmao
@@jamesmitchell6209 don’t worry it isn’t true lmao I don’t think even high schoolers keep track of how many “make outs” they’ve had that’s literally something you’d only brag about if you’re insecure about how little girls you’ve kissed
damn andrew you weren't supposed to take lessons from these guys seriously
Lol, I like how well he fits in with these creeps.
Oh, he took the tips seriously outside the camera. IYKYK
The divorced woman literally gave dude an invitation and he was like "what's the wackest thing I can say right now" and then his buddy followed up with "what's the cringiest thing I can do right now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m the most nervous, autistic nerd when it comes to woman and I have no idea what I’m doing.
Yet even I knew that NEITHER of those were the right option.
bro just say something normal like oh shit what's your number, what're you doin later? Like wtf
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