Tony Hawk’s 6ft Underground
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- The Royal Flush: The Pinnacle of Funny
Originally streamed/recorded on January 31st, 2020
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Nathan / _nert_draws_
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David Imani / @davidimani8468 / imani_with_an_i
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Tony hawk: “watches someone violently spin at near light speed 35 times in one jump”
“Yeah I can’t promise you’ll get in but I’ll talk to the boys”
I mean would you really want some freak of nature like that anywhere near you?
@@maninthemask6275 lmao
@@maninthemask6275 the only reason tony isn't freaked out too is he's already a freak of nature
Hawkster was doing royal flushes back in 1996 what are you talking about
one of my favorite jerma quotes is the "if tony hawk can't get you into a skating competition i don't even think the president could executive order get you in"
ironic because jerma is like the tony hawk of streaming. Everyone knows him, he's well-liked in all circles of society and is like 30 years older than you thought he was
I can't believe jerma is 102 years old
That and nobody can facially recognize them unless they're doing something very specific
@@purpleYamask great comment right here
Ah, yes six-year old Jerma
Everyone knows his name, nobody can recognize him in public without a name-tag.
He does the same joke like 30 times in this video and I actually laughed out loud every single time. Master of comedy
and some would say a master of disguise
he has a master's in comedy
@@WiresDawson -1 joke
TheMasterofComedy209
@@WiresDawson +2 dadjoke
is this the guy who landed the WORLDS FIRST EVER ROYAL FLUSH on stream?
NBD confirmed
Don’t talk about jermas feces
On. Stream. Unbelievable.
Then he went all-in on the next hand with the money he owed to the IRS and is now on the run from a nation-wide hunt, plus all the money he begged chatters for saying "he'll pay them back"
You must be thinking of some other guy. This is the dude who lost to Eric
the nut buster is truly something not even THE tony hawk would attempt
Oh, he tried it once, but it resulted in so many atrocities that the US Government itself had to interfere to cover it up.
i bet this guy sucks at tony hawk
The Royal Flush is only possible by someone jumping off a fucking cliff and even then they not only gotta move at inhumane speeds while falling but also gotta survive for it to count so it's literally impossible lol
@@TheRealRuss420 You would have to be a speedster like The Flash to pull off that move.
@@SirDankleberry the flush
_No chat, i'm not gonna hit the Royal Flush aga-_ 💩🕳💥🤸♂️🛹🥱🐄💨
i didn't think someone could capture the royal flush in text form, but you really did it
Royal flush in fucking Hieroglyphics
“One of these days Jerma is going to snap!” He did over a year later in Elden ring when he growled at chat
And then threatened to throw them in a meat grinder
Don't forget Malenia. I think his brain broke when he finally beat her.
@@EmperorSigismund GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
@@r.a.s5177 UYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUY!
DOYDOYDOYDOY
20:00 Background music predicts Jeremy's future ascension to sus guy fame.
You Gotta 😳 SUS 😳 SUS 😳 SUS 😳SUS 😳
I've had this joke about this song in my back pocket for months now, jerma's blowing my cover here
Song name?
Suspect Device by Stiff Little Fingers (single version)
SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS
I had the flu during this playthrough and it perfectly matched the sheer nightmare of watching him try to beat Eric for like 5 hours straight.
Jesus, I felt like I had the flu just watching the video. That must have been some sort of fever dream hellscape for you.
I have a really severe case of covid and just recently watched the entire stream. I was sitting there with a 39° celsius fever watching jerma try and fail over and over and over. The royal flush trick made me happy though
I love when jerma creates awful beings beyond comprehension to belittle and destroy
It's just like when the universe created Jerma!
Common misconception! Tony Hawk is actually a real person
I like how whenever they use a Voice Isolator to remove the music, it sounds like 2012 Jerma.
Ohh my god is that why he sounds different...
@ayyy__donkey you are right tbh
we need to put him down
btw, song at 20:00 is _"Suspect Device"_ by Stiff Little Fingers. Editor knew what they were doing bringing that into the foreground.
Thank you I felt like I was going insane all I heard at that point in the video was SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS but couldn't find a single comment about it.
@@victorvictrola8275 same here
amorgus
SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS
I was convinced they weren’t gonna edit this cause of all the copyright music. So glad because this is my favorite video game ever streamed on my birthday.
And it was a really good stream too
Lucky you, also happy late/early birthday wishes !
Happy birthday!
Happy bday, mines this Wednesday 😎
You can find the whole stream on youtube, some parts are muted due to copyright music but the editor unmuted everytime jerma talked, the video is 10 hours long and I actually recently watched the whole thing
I'd love to think that the secret to landing the Royal Flush is sharting so hard the gas actually propels you and makes you spin uncontrollably
That Eric Andre Show intro could NOT have been more perfect
5:36
"Let's see what you can do!"
_immediately kills 2 people_
That entire last segment was a perfect parallel to that thing they do in demos where they show a skater bailing a spot dozens of times before playing the full clip when they land it.
Despite being edgy, aesthetically speaking, skating culture was super positive in hindsight; failure is just a part of the process
Truly amazing how they took his yelling from 41:37 and sent it back in time for the screaming and farting workout music bit
"UUUUAH I CAN DO IT WITH A JUMP- BAART?!?!? BART!? WHERE IS HE? BART!"
This was streamed nearly 2 years ago
@@katfox2004 ok🆗
fun fact: On a 2nd playthrough when you reach the final skate with Eric you skip the fight entirely & opt to just punch him square in the face.
12:00 the Tony Hawk impression always kills me 😂
It’s funny because this game actually has great VO in it
it's so accurate too
13:29 Really cool to see Jerma acknowledging the impacts skate culture had on the overall pop-culture zeitgeist , as a late 90s early to mid 2000s kid it hurts to see this age of skate and BMX culture not really be prevalent anymore. I miss when everything was advertised as X-TREME!!!!! TO THE MAX!!! But as Garrosh Hellscream once said, times change.
I'm in the graphic design field right now, and "skate culture" is sort of making a comeback as an aesthetic. But it's definitely not the same thing, less "punk" in nature and more for hipsters and hypebeasts.
Probably stopped when people kept dying and getting hospitalized due to stunts getting more and more EXTREEEEME
This very same generation loved to skatr and do extreme stuff... I feel the jackss stunts also had a lot to do with our generation constantly getting hurt. If i didn't constan destroy part my back and legs I'd probably would have gotten much worse. Sad to see times change but they do. It is no longer punk, just some weak hipster thing and the music is horrendous. Even the olimpics... I thought it'd be filled with mid 20's - 30's dudes and playing rock punk in the background while Tonny Hawk, Rodney Mullen and Elisa Steamer tell you your score.... But it's just old people showing 10's to asian pre teenagers who spin harder than a fidget spinner.
Kinda sad but times change. And it's cool doesn't offend me but it makes me nostalgic sometimes.
i'm 25 so i was only JUST barely part of that scene (things come later over in europe anyway). i smile when i see a young kid or a teenager on a skateboard. it really came back again a small bit recently. i love it. also, don't think i was some kid out on my skateboard all the time back then hahaha i landed maybe 5 clean kickflips ever in my life.
that fucking disney XD show (it being called disney XD in the first place) about the skater boys? endless examples of skate culture forming so much of our own culture as kids and teens
List of cultures skateboarding influenced:
- fashion
- graphic design
- videos
- funny videos
- videos
- so many things that you can’t even wrap your brain around
You forgot sick compilation videos. And also epic fail videos, and also videos. So many existential shit I cant even begin to comprehend.
Also TV shows. Like Scarred. Where people tell ya about how they got fucked up and well, scarred, usually by their own stupidity.
Like the one skater who tried grinding down a stair rail that turned out to be broken and wound up carving up his balls on it when he fell.
@@jessegd6306 The more you know.
I made the same list joke in my head as I was watching XD
Can't believe this guy beat Eric on stream!
3:30 I like the foreshadowing of the terrible fate that awaits him 9 hours from now
12:50 Fun fact, Tony Hawk isn't actually a good skateboarder, he's just that great of an actor.
oh god I remember finding this vod at 3am sleep deprived and man the sound effects on the roayl flush made me laugh until i had issues breathing
Take it from me kids: watching jerma can be hazardous to your health
41:37 I was actually screaming along with him. Especially right when the timer hit the end. I'm glad I was outside when it happened.
First person to talk about assassin's Creed unity since the actual French revolution
Finally, the origins of STAR_ famous saying: "Yo, Merry Christmas" 5:28
Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed
"And then I diarrhea. Every. Singe. Morning."
It all started in New Jersey
it's festive 'n' shit..
4:00 I'm only this far in the video but if he does the whole game...wicked foreshadowing
oh no...
@@Gallant_Silver oh no indeed. that was...painful
Always a good jerma video when you get to the final mission of the game and there's another 15 minutes of the video left
I didn't expect to still have a visceral emotional reaction to seeing the best friend character again after like, almost 20 years but here I am wanting to punch him in the face.
it hits me too because i actually had a friend totally betray my trust so it still hits close to home
If I remember correctly, on the “Sick” difficulty you have to do the ending run against Eric as a either one continuous combo or that the timer is set low enough that you need to keep a combo going to win (you can getting going after the timer ends if you still have a combo going) and the bonus for clearing it is your character punches Eric to grab the tape or something along the lines of that
Anyways I have no idea how I cleared it as a kid just to unlock the swamp monster no way I would now lmao
The timer is set to either 1:30 or 2:30, can't remember off the top of my head but it's not _too_ stringent. you might as well restart if you boof it in one of the high parts cause it's hard to get back up there, but you definitely have enough time if you miss one of the ones along the ground
That cutscene actually just plays if you beat the story a second time, regardless of difficulty.
it's one of those things you can do by sheer force of "kid brain". like, as an adult you're like wtf am i doing this for i have homework/taxes to do so you stop but as a kid you grind it until you win.
32:30 "That was Adam Sandler doing his grandmother."
Someone needs to invent a skate trick called "Adam Sandler doing his grandmother"
41:35 best Jerma noise ever. Jerma is actually playing with a pretty cool head during the last mission. I remember taking weeks to beat the last mission because if you gentle graze against any obstacle in this game going any faster than 5mph your character gets launched at rocket speed in a random direction.
41:35 The sounds of a man's soul leaving his body
He was totally making the Thing face at this point
He was 100% making that face 😂😂😂
I'm still in shock that Skateboarding went from an Edgy teen sport too full on 15 year olds going to the Olympics to win a gold medal
And like 50% of skaters hate that lol
I haven't seen Jerma this unhinged since the last video I watched.
I love how the last 20 minutes of the video are the last level.
How much real time did Jerma spend trying to beat Eric's line?
@@jeremyquiros5483 about an hour straight but it was like 1-2 am when the stream ended. the actual stream is 11 hours long.
This is footage of one of those "haunted" game cartridges, which is believed to reenact the tragic death of an anonymous New Jersey kid, who died in a freak skating accident., as well as the disappearances of about 30 other insignificant people. This video proves the existence of the anomalous game that came with the cartridge. It has gone by many names, the most well-known one being Mr Elbertson's Skate Tournament 2003. Furthermore, it has shown to have a deceiving allure to those without prior knowledge of its abilities. Many people have reported being glued to the screen for extended periods of time while playing it, without ever leaving for essential needs, such as meals or hydration. Oddly enough, after about 9 hours straight of playing the game, the user will start to "snap back", breaking free from the game's grasp, and coming to a vague conclusion of what they just experienced.
SCP-985-J has breached containment.
Jerma has managed to stay a kid and enjoy everything. Like there's no way I'd laugh failing to beat Eric, I would be raging
7:40 listening to Bad Religion while incredibly loud shitting and flushing noises are playing? Might make a good workout playlist
14:53 YOOOOOOO
When are we getting a stream where Jerma actually goes to a real skatepark and attempts the Royal Flush in real life?
take this down before he sees it and makes the next big event a skating stream in a closed off skatepark with professionals on hand, because he'll step on the board and immediately slip and his old man body will explode on impact
No one makes skateboards for a man of his size
I remember crying real tears of frustration at the Eric end level.
I'll be honest, if jerma just cruised through it, i'd be a broken man
This was a top 10 Jerma stream all time
I want him to play the less then stellar sequel so badly
@@TheRealRusDaddy I want him to play prototype or the first 2 infamous games
@@realhebplus1871 I want him to stop fucking murdering my siblings. God, he's such a PSYCHO.
my buddy eric is a really good skateboarder
"Jerma make a joke or im gunna drop out of high school"
Jerma: *2 minutes of silence "well im sorry your not getting that diploma"
you're*
@@fruitlogic yuuorue'''
Oh my god I just remembered the royal flush exists
Can’t believe he lost to Ericwheel
The vod is better, watching him finely craft the royal flush for like half an hour was fantastic
Tony Hawk underground is for people of higher culture and class.
this is genuinely one of the best jerma streams ever, and with a perfect eric andre intro man
17:46 does a quadruple mctwist to a grind over a 20 story gap...Eric goes.."Forget the pink hotel bro."
RIP jerma, thanks for the laughs...
In which Jerma clashes and faces with the encarnation of all hell and evil combined... the Griffith of the Tony Hawk series: Eric Sparrow.
I just want to know why Jerma made his character look like they're from Angela Anaconda.
BRO what the fuck i havent thought about that in fucking forever how do you even remember that
I fucking love this game, might be my favorite of all time. Such a godlike soundtrack
gamecube split screen was the best
tony hawk games and GTA shaped my taste in music
13:25 as a skater myself I appreciate jermas knowledge on the history and culture
I mean he was there for it
the noise he makes at 37:32 is so funny
im fucking dying right now because of this AHHAHAHAHA
20:00 YOU GOTTA
SUS
SUS
SUS
SUS
SUS SUS
I like Dark Jerma,
he's like a mix between PS1 Solid Snake and that one screen from Sonic CD.
Congrats on whoever had to edit this with the music, cant belive you even got it uploaded
i'd pay to watch jerma play this game forever. just an entire streaming service dedicated to jerma playing tony hawk games
That "GOTTA SCREAM" when you land over the helicopter is forever burned into my brain from my youth.
THUG really was the peak of the series in terms of soundtrack: Refused, Bad Religion, Clutch, Busdriver, El-P, Queens of the Stone Age, Jurassic 5, just banger after banger.
@@JoeSixThreeOh I love your Tom Goes to the Mayor profile picture dude
I was so intensely confused by the title opener but now it all makes sense I love it
He looks like a From Software boss when he turns the camera on
I love this game but I still have PTSD from Eric stealing the chopper jump footage
i remember playing THPS 2,3 and 4 as a kid, and then with THUG 1 and 2 letting you walk around and even drive cars in some levels i was like YOOOOO THIS IS NEXT GEN MAAAN. these games still rule.
i love that he calls anything that produces fire a "grenade"
"i havent done a royal flush in a while...*Does it*" 38:35
oh god didn't think I could get light headed from laughing
It's absolutely terrifying when you see jerma try to be scary on stream he turns into a cave troll or something (24:18), but as soon as he stops the comedy routine he becomes a real life patrick bateman 24:03
He has the infant's understanding of what's scary- cave trolls and when someone talks sternly about murdering you.
i for one loves when jerma does impressions of his mom
and uses the really shitty voice for himself
YOUR KNEES ARE GOING TO BE FINE HONEY
20:00 "You gotta SUS, SUS-SUS-SUS-SUS"
I really wish this edit had the ending where he said
"I wanted to do that"
after Tony Hawk punches Eric
"Someday Jerma is going to snap"
he did in the elden ring streams when he turned purple and growled at chat
7:31 that first attempt had me wheezing, I wasn't expecting that at all
For any PC players interested in Tony Hawk I HIGHLY recommend THUG Pro.
dont fucking tell them at all what are u doing!!!!!!!!!!
@@ilkirhyth-4024 The people need to know
I dont get it, whats wrong with thugpro?
Thug pro is the shit
The problem with THUGPro is there's no fun missions or campaign, which is what makes the Tony Hawk games fun in the first place. It feels very empty.
I didn't realize Jerma created the royal flush based off of Tony Hawk's most well known move
to this day the royal flush gets me every single time
This is an instant classic and I won't be taking on the endless endeavor of explaining why.
He spun around and made a fart sound, funniest thing I’ve ever seen
9:53 "You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire" - Jerma, probably
18:14 just laughed for 3 straight minutes
20:01 i am going insane
SUS SUS SUS SUS
Everytime he hits the Royal Flush® I burst out laughing hysterically EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
14:53 I didn't realize I wanted Jerma to sing Big Bang by Bad Religion, but here we are I guess
"Underground more like SIX FEET UNDERGRO HO HOHO (thud thud thud) AH HA HA" - Joel
**Twenty Pepsi cans fall over**
Stream was the best ten hours of my life. Royal flush for life.
20:01 when the impostor
41:37 BART! B A R T!!
Now he needs to play it all over again to get the special ending.
Omg he did the fabled "royal flush" on his first try, a true skateboard master along the likes of tony hawk
One of the best Jerma streams of all time
Tony Hawk Underground WAS THE SHIT. I played it with my dad on his gamecube when I was like in preschool. So happy to see Jerma playing it
my dad is a state-licensed psychologist and i showed him 5 minutes of this video and he was so disturbed by the fact that this INSANE individual is out there. stay safe guys
Dude, underground was the only shit I played as a kid. I watched the man fall of his skateboard and laughed for hours. Good times.
I literally forgot I ever played and completed this game until I watched this video. I’ve recovered a lost part of my youth lol. Great game also, it’s been soooo long.
20:00 ඞ
The Royal Flush is one of my favorite bits of Jerma lore
My jaw dropped at the intro. Jerma is the only one INSANE enough to OUTMATCH Eric Andre's WACKY antics