The official reason Hugo Weaving didn't appear was a scheduling conflict, and the fact they didn't delay the film to accommodate him shows how little they understand what made the first movie so popular.
They probably had a lot of hubris with the fact that they were able to replace the Oracle, The only reason people let that slide was because the original actress died tragically, I don't think they've realized how much that affected the movie's plot though
The real tragedy is that Hugo Weaving wanted to do the movie! He said "just give me six months to finish this theater production first" and the studio said "NO, we're doing it NOW!"
Considering how bad this movie is, I'm actually willing to believe the theory that Lana Wachowski just returned with a desire to destroy this franchise, so that Warner Bros are unable to salvage any sequels out of it and considering that they told Lana that they will make this movie with or without Wachowskis, my guess is that's when Lana made her choice.
To me the "metacommentary" scene supports this theory. She's telling us what the sequel would have been like if Warner Bros had hired someone else to do a mindless reboot. The final product still sucks, but it's almost self-aware.
The original blew my mind in 1999 and I knew this would be what it is and refused to watch it. Thanks for taking one for the team, at least this way I ended up with 13 minutes of entertainment out of the whole shitshow.
@@jedibrooks7235 Exactly the same as what Matt said above. Thanks for your time and efforts with doing this vid. Btw your frustrated candour and tone I found most agreeable. I was nodding with pursed lips at many points. You funny too, much appreciated for the exasperated laughs, keep up the solid work. Big love from Grimsby, ( English,UK, Danish strong hold).
@@jedibrooks7235This is the movie that made me NEVER watch another movie again without hearing a trusted review. I was actually angry with the waste of time. I wish I could get brain surgery to erase that movie from my brain. 😂
The effort modern writers go through to tear down old heroes but then fail to prop up their own new super cool OC (do not steal) characters is astounding.
Believe it or not this movie is actually made by the wachowski brothers the same guys who did the first one, however both of them have decided that they wish to be female now apparently, this movie is the perfect example of what happens to the mind when you do such a thing to yourself.
Remember Zion? F-k Zion! This is Io bit-h! We got strawberries and good weed! How the hell did you say that without laughing? I’m wheezing over here! 🤣🤣
Man you squeezed this movie period. Oh especially at 9:20 and at the end when you said thank you, thank you for digging up these fossils. 🤣😂🤣😂 The first Matrix was a great MEAL but the 2nd and 3rd were leftovers if you were still HUNGRY but now this, its f'cking Puke 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm over here left dying with laughter.
@@jedibrooks7235 have you heard about a book called Valis. The secret writers of The Matrix Trilogy were CIA operatives. Find out the connection through that, then you will know the real reason why the movie was made. I mean the book inspired a few sci-fi movies based on what is supposedly true according to the book (VALIS) Written by Philip K Dick. His book inspired inspired Dark City, The Matrix, Blade Runner the first movie which was awesome I liked it. Another was Minority Report and MIB oh and MIB was a counter part to Matrix that's why Will turned down the role Neo, not what you're told, why because the movies were similar. And both inspired by hhe same book and through out the years no one knew this because it's Classified. How do I know this. In 2019 Thirdphaseofmoon released a video that tells a story about a mysterious black ship in orbit that has been orbiting our earth for thousands of years, and the government kept it a secret when they discovered it, the individual astronaut who was sent to inspect what the black object was before learning it was some kind of a satellite ship, the astronauts name was Philip K Dick yes the writer of a book called Valis, if you read the book you will come to learn who Valis is, in which I myself find the Matrix movies more accurately lined with the book than other movies. All three movies were basically telling what's going on and how it will end up. At some point in 2021 when I talked about this to someone in a youtube comment. TH-cam took measures to hunt down the video, and I did no even describe which video but somehow TH-cam found which video I was talking about on Thirdphaseofmoon channel and banished it. I know this because I looked for it afterwards and it vanished. Whatever we talk about that Valis does not like it orders its Agents to terminate the problem. Thus you hear someone complaining about youtube algorithm, and that is an Agent at work putting someone back to sleep like right now, they are fighting me while I'm typing this comment. They now know goodness goodbye mate. Talk another time when I'm far from their grip
"My expectations were zero and you still failed" perfectly sums up my experience. I've never ever liked the Matrix, but I've still seen them all and know the lore for the most part. Including that stupid game and anime everyone never shuts up about. So I was mildly curious about this one, seeing if they'd do anything new... Nope. Force Awakens basically.
I just discovered your channel and I have to say your incites are so spot on, your analysis' so well thought out that I subscribed without any hesitation. I look forward to watching all your breakdowns and please keep them coming.
Dude I genuinely love your videos so much. Not only are you hilarious the way you point out obvious plot-holes and everything else wrong with the movie. You do it in a fantastic and detailed way. These are very entertaining to watch as well as informative. Really goes to show how a lot of old masterpieces are being recreated for no reason other than a stupid agenda that is being pushed. With that said, keep up the good work and please continue making videos!!!
I have no idea why they intend to bastardize these movies for profits. It's like they can't make original IP anymore unless you have nothing to squeeze from and it's like ideas are a foreign concept nowadays. Far cry from where we once were (sorry if I sound boomer-ish even tho I'm not one lol)
Wow, this was an awesome breakdown. Also whenever I need a laugh, I’ll come back to this video because your criticisms made me fall out of my chair. So right, so spot-on with how it disrespects all the elements we love in service of a new story and characters we don’t care about or remember. I watched it twice thinking “hmm, maybe I’m wrong” and missed something, but aside from some kinda clever base-level meta ideas, this is just so utterly disappointing it hurts. And still does to this day.
"Zion was obsessed with war" You mean with the machines that sent 500,000 sentinels to exterminate every last man, woman and child in Zion? The war literally ended the moment the machines stopped attacking them. It was that easy
The movie is a farce - literally and intentionally. It is a masterpiece of farce. It's incredible that Warner Bros allowed Wachowski to make it all - and logarithmically more incredible that they didn't intervene when they started seeing dailies. But presumably Wachowski had some kind of air-tight creative control contract. In any eventm, the movie is efforting to make the very points you are making about it and the phenomenon of vapid rebooting its existence represents. Seeing that Warner Bros was going to take the matrix and do with it the same thing hollywood has done with every other franchise, Lana decided instead to take the helm and burn the whole thing in effigy. Viewed in this light - as an enormous boondoggle middle finger at both the studio AND the fans, it's not only fabulous but, at times, really funny. Neo: "How does it end?" [Obliquely referring to the movie itself] Trinity: "Not good." I mean, come on!
There's a big problem with this kind of movies. No one asked for them, yet everyone pays to watch them. So shame on whoever paid. Matrix 4, indiana jones 4 and 5, jurassic world, all the disney remakes... You keep paying, they'll keep doing them.
The OG trilogy is the true Matrix and I will say that until the day I die and the first one earned everything and I was glad I skipped this film in theaters for it is another desecration of a legacy.
With all the problems they have (and they have a lot of problems), Reloaded and Revolutions were still good movies in my opinion. Agent Smith was still a great villain in the sequels (excluding Resurrections).
And to add to this, 25 years ago when a movie was so bad it sucks ass so intensely, we were joking about downloading it illegally, burning it to CD and throw the CD to the garbage just right away.
The only explanation for this trash (and I really hope is true) was they were going to make the matrix 4 with or w/o the Wachowskis, so they take the job, explain the issue to the returning actors, they make sure they get a good paycheck and make a trash of a movie to make sure it can never be remade. At least that can be forgiven, best to destroy your work than to see someone else pervert it.
Your voice int his video only plays in the right speaker and sounds metallic. Good video This movie budget 190m worldwide box office 157m = So much joy
Never saw Regurgitations, and never will, but now I kinda wanna hate watch it now. And why in the ever loving F🤬CK would they desecrate Morpheus like that?! Like, what the goddamned shit?!
This is what creative bankruptcy is, as blatant and souless as a used car-salesman in movie form. The film studios will only invest big bucks in established franchises, which is why films like Dungeons and Dragons, the recent one, was actually quite good, and absolutely bombed in theaters. They make these movies for the 15-minute city NPC's, and Tik Tok parents.
What do you expect? Those dudes rip-offed the story and have been living off “the matrix” and now bit the hand that feeds to prove something to himself. With that said I didn’t mind resurrections.
This is the Matrix movie that was approved by the agents and shown in the actual matrix to discourage people from unplugging. Morpheus and Trinity were apprehended a couple months later with the help of concerned citizens. Workplace tardiness and absency rates dropped to historical minimums.
I love the Matrix Trilogy and when the new movie came out (because of the culture, lgbtq+, new feminism bullshit) I already knew that it was gonna suck. But still, wanna give the movie the chance. I stopped watching midway through. Also, I'm enjoying these critiques videos, you should do the Pirates of the Caribbean!
Was there a single reason to make Trinity part of the One? I can only think of one: Neo’s real name, Thomas, means twin and if you add Trinity to the mix it becomes like the Holy Trinity. Look guys, Bible reference! You like when we make references to Christianity, right?
Describing the two sequels as "leftovers if you're still hungry" was brilliant!! Clearly the first movie has no equal and watching a woman soak her panties while eating cake was just one sign that the Wachowski's were fresh out of ideas. They blew their wad (pun intended) on the first movie and had nothing left to offer in the sequels. Every frame in the first film was an expertly crafted comic book panel. Everything from Morpheus's glasses to the clutter in Neo's room and even the spoons they used to eat a scrumptious "bowl of snot" felt purposeful and meaningful. But with each sequel all of their ideas got watered down until it was nothing more than just another sci-fi movie with nothing new or interesting to say. And yet nothing could prepare me for how utterly depressingly boring and nonsensical Resurrections turned out to be. And just like you, I went in with absolutely no expectations and couldn't imagine that it turned out as bad as it did. Everyone from the director to the janitor should be ashamed this movie was ever made and if I were an actor in the movie I'd beg IMDB to remove it from my profile. I'd rather have "cashier with no lines in McDonald's commercial" as my only acting credit than this trash.
I like how one of the Wachowchi's claimed the "red pill" was supposed to represent an estrogen pill because the Matrix was always about being trans. Which explains why Arnold Schwarzenegger refused the Red pill when it was first introduced in Total Recall.
Well the whole thing was meta in the sense that, Lana DIDN’T want to make another movie. Hence all the “producers” lines in the script were throwing sand at WB
I want to show this video to everyone who for some inexplicable reason thinks the film is a masterpiece and a genius legacy sequel filled with witty meta references. No, it's fucking embarrassing.
To be fair neos version of the matrix was destroyed so his abilities doesnt work trinity was chosen as the new one because they used her as a battery to power the newer matrix makes alot of sense because neo was found by trinity in prt1 part 2 they become close he brings her back to life 3 she dies he becomes one with the matrix part 4 neo saves her in the new world
When are you going to tackle.the silliness of.GET OUT? It's a movie that was marketed.as.horror when it came out then began calling itself a.comedy. Why? Was it the ridiculousness of the ending,.as it anyone believed the two protagonists would be believed instead of shot on sight by white cops? We already saw the reaction of black detectives. Is it its lack of originality (see SKELETON KEY, THE STEPFORD WIVES, & INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS)? This movie doesn't know what it is, and it shows. Chris isn't knocked out and operated on; he's tied to a.chair Dr. Evil style and shown a video about all the goings-on (for OUR benefit) as if he's being sold a time share condo at the beach. Meanwhile he gets through the ropes ("I'm going to put Mr. Powers and Vanessa into a lethal and long situation that's easily escapable, and then I'm going to leave, simply assuming my plan worked and not even bothering to check up on them"), still by himself, and kills everyone in the joint, but missing all the people who came to the lawn party/silent auction. And the upfront nastiness of the lawn party. Presumably smart people ask the most outrageous questions, as if they've never seen a black person before, when it soon becomes apparent that they've done this many times before. And why a silent auction instead of simply asking everyone for written offers? Because a silent auction is creepy (or silly if you have a brain because these people know what's being offered and could go home and phone it in or do it online, like it was a cat auction or a classic automobile). And then there's the Sunken Place. Why risk allowing even the tiniest bit of these original brains to remain? The rich whites have been doing this a while so they know that rebelliousness could come forward, so why take the chance? Obviously so that rebelliousness could come forward in their servants and help save the day. And then there's the faster than a speeding bullet DEEP hypnosis in which Chris is placed. An awful lot of people (about half, I once read) don't respond to hypnosis at all but Mom can put anyone under in 2 taps of her teacup with her spoon. Any other movie would just drug Chris. Any SMART movie whose writer wasn't lazy. And why assume that Bradley Whitford hasn't taught others how to perform this operation, which clearly doesn't have to be about race but about old and rich people wanting young, strong, and attractive bodies. And this of course could be happening worldwide. The death of Bradley Whitford would be the end of all this, so rich smart people would make sure others knew exactly how to perform the transplant operation. IF those rich smart people existed in a universe governed by logic. Please let me know your thoughts on this. Thx.
11.20 these "tro sisters" can't be the same people that shoot the first movie. I think they put the real ones in the matrix after. And i get tired of seeing black characters caricatured as reckless a**holes all the time.
I think the reason that the majority of the original main cast didn't return is because they read the script. Enough said
The official reason Hugo Weaving didn't appear was a scheduling conflict, and the fact they didn't delay the film to accommodate him shows how little they understand what made the first movie so popular.
I think the ones who did return didn´t read
They probably had a lot of hubris with the fact that they were able to replace the Oracle, The only reason people let that slide was because the original actress died tragically, I don't think they've realized how much that affected the movie's plot though
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I heard that Lawrence Fishburne wasn’t even called up and offered a chance to make the movie which is just disgusting.
The real tragedy is that Hugo Weaving wanted to do the movie! He said "just give me six months to finish this theater production first" and the studio said "NO, we're doing it NOW!"
He dodged a bullet!
I didn't know. Wow.
lucky for him
If they could have managed to get Weaving and Fishburne onboard then the movie would have been 40% better, easy.
Classic Warner Bros
The matrix got consumed by the matrix.
It seems there's a all out war to eliminate any figure of hope in any movie or franchise
That's ridiculous. It's only the *male* figures of hope.
@josephsalmonte4995 Figures of hope nonetheless.
You are right though.
Considering how bad this movie is,
I'm actually willing to believe the theory that Lana Wachowski just returned with a desire to destroy this franchise,
so that Warner Bros are unable to salvage any sequels out of it and considering that they told Lana that they will make this movie with or without Wachowskis, my guess is that's when Lana made her choice.
I suppose it's coincidental that this crap follows the same template as every other destroyed franchise?
To me the "metacommentary" scene supports this theory. She's telling us what the sequel would have been like if Warner Bros had hired someone else to do a mindless reboot. The final product still sucks, but it's almost self-aware.
The original blew my mind in 1999 and I knew this would be what it is and refused to watch it. Thanks for taking one for the team, at least this way I ended up with 13 minutes of entertainment out of the whole shitshow.
I wrote this script and made video in like a week. thats how insulted i was. Complete disgrace of film
@@jedibrooks7235 Exactly the same as what Matt said above. Thanks for your time and efforts with doing this vid. Btw your frustrated candour and tone I found most agreeable. I was nodding with pursed lips at many points. You funny too, much appreciated for the exasperated laughs, keep up the solid work. Big love from Grimsby, ( English,UK, Danish strong hold).
@@jedibrooks7235This is the movie that made me NEVER watch another movie again without hearing a trusted review. I was actually angry with the waste of time. I wish I could get brain surgery to erase that movie from my brain. 😂
The effort modern writers go through to tear down old heroes but then fail to prop up their own new super cool OC (do not steal) characters is astounding.
Believe it or not this movie is actually made by the wachowski brothers the same guys who did the first one, however both of them have decided that they wish to be female now apparently, this movie is the perfect example of what happens to the mind when you do such a thing to yourself.
@@blank.e5plus👏👏👏 well said 👍
Remember Zion? F-k Zion! This is Io bit-h! We got strawberries and good weed!
How the hell did you say that without laughing? I’m wheezing over here! 🤣🤣
The only benefit to the 2nd and 3rd Matrix films was ‘The Animatrix’, which some people have issues with, but I’m glad it’s around.
Hell yeah! I still occasionally watch it.
second renaissance in animatrix still makes me shiver...i don't wanna exaggerate but it traumatized me and cemented my love for the lore
I didn't know there was a new Matrix and now I wish I was still ignorant.
Man you squeezed this movie period. Oh especially at 9:20 and at the end when you said thank you, thank you for digging up these fossils. 🤣😂🤣😂 The first Matrix was a great MEAL but the 2nd and 3rd were leftovers if you were still HUNGRY but now this, its f'cking Puke 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm over here left dying with laughter.
Lol glad you liked that line. My videos normally take ages but i slammed that out in 5 days because i was so disgusted. Look what they did to muh boy
@@jedibrooks7235 have you heard about a book called Valis. The secret writers of The Matrix Trilogy were CIA operatives. Find out the connection through that, then you will know the real reason why the movie was made. I mean the book inspired a few sci-fi movies based on what is supposedly true according to the book (VALIS) Written by Philip K Dick. His book inspired inspired Dark City, The Matrix, Blade Runner the first movie which was awesome I liked it. Another was Minority Report and MIB oh and MIB was a counter part to Matrix that's why Will turned down the role Neo, not what you're told, why because the movies were similar. And both inspired by hhe same book and through out the years no one knew this because it's Classified. How do I know this. In 2019 Thirdphaseofmoon released a video that tells a story about a mysterious black ship in orbit that has been orbiting our earth for thousands of years, and the government kept it a secret when they discovered it, the individual astronaut who was sent to inspect what the black object was before learning it was some kind of a satellite ship, the astronauts name was Philip K Dick yes the writer of a book called Valis, if you read the book you will come to learn who Valis is, in which I myself find the Matrix movies more accurately lined with the book than other movies. All three movies were basically telling what's going on and how it will end up. At some point in 2021 when I talked about this to someone in a youtube comment. TH-cam took measures to hunt down the video, and I did no even describe which video but somehow TH-cam found which video I was talking about on Thirdphaseofmoon channel and banished it. I know this because I looked for it afterwards and it vanished. Whatever we talk about that Valis does not like it orders its Agents to terminate the problem. Thus you hear someone complaining about youtube algorithm, and that is an Agent at work putting someone back to sleep like right now, they are fighting me while I'm typing this comment. They now know goodness goodbye mate. Talk another time when I'm far from their grip
I forgot the movie the moment credits rolled. All I remembered for Neo spamming on the force push during the run away scene.
I LOVE your style. I come from your first Rings of Power video, now watching more of your videos. Subscribed.
Also, they didn't even include Monica Bellucci.I guess she has a brain, and realized all this shit will be bad.
"My expectations were zero and you still failed" perfectly sums up my experience. I've never ever liked the Matrix, but I've still seen them all and know the lore for the most part. Including that stupid game and anime everyone never shuts up about. So I was mildly curious about this one, seeing if they'd do anything new... Nope. Force Awakens basically.
Now imagine how those of us who DO like the Matrix feel, lol.
@@dougsmith6262 I imagine similar to how I felt watching Picard season one and two.
The movie met my expectations as I fully expected them to trash Neo and make Trinity "the real hero all along" and they did that.
The movie already lost me when the agents lost all their aim in the opening sequence.
I will NEVER watch this movie...I don't even have my usual morbid curiosity, Neo's story ENDED
So true. I don't remember any character's name besides Neo and Trinity.
This cracked me up so much. Thanks for giving me a brief glimpse into a movie I'll never watch.
I decided to pass on this one as well, but after seeing this video, I'm tempted to hate watch it now.
"The Matrix Regurgitation."
LOLOL!!!
I just discovered your channel and I have to say your incites are so spot on, your analysis' so well thought out that I subscribed without any hesitation. I look forward to watching all your breakdowns and please keep them coming.
Dude I genuinely love your videos so much. Not only are you hilarious the way you point out obvious plot-holes and everything else wrong with the movie. You do it in a fantastic and detailed way. These are very entertaining to watch as well as informative. Really goes to show how a lot of old masterpieces are being recreated for no reason other than a stupid agenda that is being pushed. With that said, keep up the good work and please continue making videos!!!
I have no idea why they intend to bastardize these movies for profits. It's like they can't make original IP anymore unless you have nothing to squeeze from and it's like ideas are a foreign concept nowadays. Far cry from where we once were (sorry if I sound boomer-ish even tho I'm not one lol)
Wow, this was an awesome breakdown. Also whenever I need a laugh, I’ll come back to this video because your criticisms made me fall out of my chair. So right, so spot-on with how it disrespects all the elements we love in service of a new story and characters we don’t care about or remember.
I watched it twice thinking “hmm, maybe I’m wrong” and missed something, but aside from some kinda clever base-level meta ideas, this is just so utterly disappointing it hurts. And still does to this day.
This is a very good review, my right ear greatly enjoyed it.
I fell asleep it was so bad. I never fall asleep in movies.
You just saved a lot of people a lot of their time and money with this review. Maybe you're the one 😄😄 thanks a bunch.
"Zion was obsessed with war"
You mean with the machines that sent 500,000 sentinels to exterminate every last man, woman and child in Zion? The war literally ended the moment the machines stopped attacking them. It was that easy
Its just a straight up lie. Trying to turn them into war mongers
@@jedibrooks7235 Anyone who calls you a war monger for wanting to defend yourself probably wants to attack you
The movie is a farce - literally and intentionally. It is a masterpiece of farce. It's incredible that Warner Bros allowed Wachowski to make it all - and logarithmically more incredible that they didn't intervene when they started seeing dailies. But presumably Wachowski had some kind of air-tight creative control contract.
In any eventm, the movie is efforting to make the very points you are making about it and the phenomenon of vapid rebooting its existence represents. Seeing that Warner Bros was going to take the matrix and do with it the same thing hollywood has done with every other franchise, Lana decided instead to take the helm and burn the whole thing in effigy.
Viewed in this light - as an enormous boondoggle middle finger at both the studio AND the fans, it's not only fabulous but, at times, really funny.
Neo: "How does it end?" [Obliquely referring to the movie itself]
Trinity: "Not good."
I mean, come on!
just found your channel got recommended your secret invasions video... short time later i have binged all your content.
great videos keep it up.
There's a big problem with this kind of movies. No one asked for them, yet everyone pays to watch them. So shame on whoever paid. Matrix 4, indiana jones 4 and 5, jurassic world, all the disney remakes... You keep paying, they'll keep doing them.
That explosion behind Keanu Reeves is soooo bad😂😂😂
The OG trilogy is the true Matrix and I will say that until the day I die and the first one earned everything and I was glad I skipped this film in theaters for it is another desecration of a legacy.
I think the goal was to do such a bad job that we wouldn't ask for another
With all the problems they have (and they have a lot of problems), Reloaded and Revolutions were still good movies in my opinion. Agent Smith was still a great villain in the sequels (excluding Resurrections).
This is hilarious. I actually forgot the movie even existed and I watched it haha
Everything is said, period. Thanks man.
And to add to this, 25 years ago when a movie was so bad it sucks ass so intensely, we were joking about downloading it illegally, burning it to CD and throw the CD to the garbage just right away.
New Agent Smith reminds me of the Electronic Arts CEO. Also if I'm not mistaken, Agent Smith working for a videogame company. Fucking really ?
I love this, keep em coming
The only explanation for this trash (and I really hope is true) was they were going to make the matrix 4 with or w/o the Wachowskis, so they take the job, explain the issue to the returning actors, they make sure they get a good paycheck and make a trash of a movie to make sure it can never be remade. At least that can be forgiven, best to destroy your work than to see someone else pervert it.
That was funny asf bro, I could feel your pain xD
I didn't spend a dime on any of these franchise heresies.
Now that I saw the director @11:22 I understand completely
Your voice int his video only plays in the right speaker and sounds metallic. Good video
This movie budget 190m worldwide box office 157m = So much joy
I am happy, that for me exist only three Matrix movies :) Also thanks to your video :)
Great video and well said. I didn't even bother watching this movie, it is so boring and painful to know it even exists. 😩
The only reason I know how it ended is because of this video. I left it to play in the background around that theater scene to play Div 2. 🤣😂
Never saw Regurgitations, and never will, but now I kinda wanna hate watch it now. And why in the ever loving F🤬CK would they desecrate Morpheus like that?! Like, what the goddamned shit?!
There is no feeling like seeing the frist movie for the first time
You sound like The Matrix regurgitation really pissed you off... I'm right there with you brutha!
This is the only breakdown I’ve seen of this and I’m SO GLAD I chose not to watch.
Another great video❤
This is what creative bankruptcy is, as blatant and souless as a used car-salesman in movie form.
The film studios will only invest big bucks in established franchises, which is why films like Dungeons and Dragons, the recent one, was actually quite good, and absolutely bombed in theaters. They make these movies for the 15-minute city NPC's, and Tik Tok parents.
Thank you for this, couldn't say it better myself 🤣🤣
9:33 perfect description of the franchise. First one is a great meal, second and third ones were decent leftovers. Fourth one is puke.
yeah man you hit this one on the nail. nothing about this was nostalgic at all.
What do you expect? Those dudes rip-offed the story and have been living off “the matrix” and now bit the hand that feeds to prove something to himself. With that said I didn’t mind resurrections.
Ended it on that perfect note lol
Maybe the 2nd and 3rd movies weren't too bad
8:45 Keanu got shit on again like in John Wick 3. Bottle of water Halle's character spat on for John Wick to drink?
That image of "Lana" Wachowski tells you everything you need to know.
Truer words have never been spoken. The gay brothers ruined the amtrix for me.
This is the Matrix movie that was approved by the agents and shown in the actual matrix to discourage people from unplugging. Morpheus and Trinity were apprehended a couple months later with the help of concerned citizens. Workplace tardiness and absency rates dropped to historical minimums.
True
I love the Matrix Trilogy and when the new movie came out (because of the culture, lgbtq+, new feminism bullshit) I already knew that it was gonna suck. But still, wanna give the movie the chance. I stopped watching midway through. Also, I'm enjoying these critiques videos, you should do the Pirates of the Caribbean!
Was there a single reason to make Trinity part of the One?
I can only think of one: Neo’s real name, Thomas, means twin and if you add Trinity to the mix it becomes like the Holy Trinity. Look guys, Bible reference! You like when we make references to Christianity, right?
Nice this is not matrix just a pile of crap. Great review
I watch movies like these and wonder why the gen x fanboys hate on movies like Prometheus and Covenant.
"Look at how they massacred my boy"
Another excellent video
Great video man! Thank you!
On point thanks for a great video
Describing the two sequels as "leftovers if you're still hungry" was brilliant!! Clearly the first movie has no equal and watching a woman soak her panties while eating cake was just one sign that the Wachowski's were fresh out of ideas. They blew their wad (pun intended) on the first movie and had nothing left to offer in the sequels. Every frame in the first film was an expertly crafted comic book panel. Everything from Morpheus's glasses to the clutter in Neo's room and even the spoons they used to eat a scrumptious "bowl of snot" felt purposeful and meaningful. But with each sequel all of their ideas got watered down until it was nothing more than just another sci-fi movie with nothing new or interesting to say.
And yet nothing could prepare me for how utterly depressingly boring and nonsensical Resurrections turned out to be. And just like you, I went in with absolutely no expectations and couldn't imagine that it turned out as bad as it did. Everyone from the director to the janitor should be ashamed this movie was ever made and if I were an actor in the movie I'd beg IMDB to remove it from my profile. I'd rather have "cashier with no lines in McDonald's commercial" as my only acting credit than this trash.
I like the first 3 and i haven't seen that one yet. I guess i never will after that video... Sad 😥💀
I like how one of the Wachowchi's claimed the "red pill" was supposed to represent an estrogen pill because the Matrix was always about being trans. Which explains why Arnold Schwarzenegger refused the Red pill when it was first introduced in Total Recall.
Well the whole thing was meta in the sense that, Lana DIDN’T want to make another movie. Hence all the “producers” lines in the script were throwing sand at WB
my question is why voice in a right channel so left channel is music only
I fucked up the audio balancing. SOrry bro.
I want to show this video to everyone who for some inexplicable reason thinks the film is a masterpiece and a genius legacy sequel filled with witty meta references. No, it's fucking embarrassing.
To be fair neos version of the matrix was destroyed so his abilities doesnt work trinity was chosen as the new one because they used her as a battery to power the newer matrix makes alot of sense because neo was found by trinity in prt1 part 2 they become close he brings her back to life 3 she dies he becomes one with the matrix part 4 neo saves her in the new world
There is only one Matrix film.
Just awesome
The Matrix Resurrections is proof enough that franchises need to be allowed to end. Lest they inevitably try to become meta once ideas run out.
Wow you deserve much more views
Why did Keanu and Carrie Ann Moss sign up, AFTER they saw the script?!?
When are you going to tackle.the silliness of.GET OUT? It's a movie that was marketed.as.horror when it came out then began calling itself a.comedy. Why? Was it the ridiculousness of the ending,.as it anyone believed the two protagonists would be believed instead of shot on sight by white cops? We already saw the reaction of black detectives. Is it its lack of originality (see SKELETON KEY, THE STEPFORD WIVES, & INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS)? This movie doesn't know what it is, and it shows. Chris isn't knocked out and operated on; he's tied to a.chair Dr. Evil style and shown a video about all the goings-on (for OUR benefit) as if he's being sold a time share condo at the beach. Meanwhile he gets through the ropes ("I'm going to put Mr. Powers and Vanessa into a lethal and long situation that's easily escapable, and then I'm going to leave, simply assuming my plan worked and not even bothering to check up on them"), still by himself, and kills everyone in the joint, but missing all the people who came to the lawn party/silent auction. And the upfront nastiness of the lawn party. Presumably smart people ask the most outrageous questions, as if they've never seen a black person before, when it soon becomes apparent that they've done this many times before. And why a silent auction instead of simply asking everyone for written offers? Because a silent auction is creepy (or silly if you have a brain because these people know what's being offered and could go home and phone it in or do it online, like it was a cat auction or a classic automobile). And then there's the Sunken Place. Why risk allowing even the tiniest bit of these original brains to remain? The rich whites have been doing this a while so they know that rebelliousness could come forward, so why take the chance? Obviously so that rebelliousness could come forward in their servants and help save the day. And then there's the faster than a speeding bullet DEEP hypnosis in which Chris is placed. An awful lot of people (about half, I once read) don't respond to hypnosis at all but Mom can put anyone under in 2 taps of her teacup with her spoon. Any other movie would just drug Chris. Any SMART movie whose writer wasn't lazy. And why assume that Bradley Whitford hasn't taught others how to perform this operation, which clearly doesn't have to be about race but about old and rich people wanting young, strong, and attractive bodies. And this of course could be happening worldwide. The death of Bradley Whitford would be the end of all this, so rich smart people would make sure others knew exactly how to perform the transplant operation. IF those rich smart people existed in a universe governed by logic. Please let me know your thoughts on this. Thx.
You should do more "The Desecration of..." Indiana Jones is an easy one. Terminator. and more :)
hey there, did something go wrong in editing or is my headset broken? because I have 90% mono sound on the right
Human to human: Why Keanu, you really did not need to join this trash...
They have to destroy the past.
I remember watching this with my brother and wow, we did not like it at all.
11:35 had me goin😆
9:24 100% agreed. They never fail to amaze us, either by good movies or an utter shite one.
Thank you for watching this shit So that we dont have to! ❤
so in reality mr. smith has won...
I have been waiting for someone to talk about movies being destroyed by forced diversity and forced remakes
Wtf even is that director? Its the first time I've seen it Jesus 😂😂😂😂
Look how they massacred my boy
11.20 these "tro sisters" can't be the same people that shoot the first movie. I think they put the real ones in the matrix after. And i get tired of seeing black characters caricatured as reckless a**holes all the time.
Perfect explanation of this abomination.
Your voice was weirdly quiet in the left ear meaning listening with only a left headphone caused the music to drown you out :(
Nice video tho